Hide the knives and call Taeyong because NCT are in the kitchen

I edited this video and ended up hating it so I redid the whole thing isn't that great :"D
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~Parts~
00:00 . Intro
00:09 . ["Kitchen Beat" starts playing]
06:19 . Have a great day~!

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[@seasonie]

Thanks for the timestamps 💚

[@woohoo9861]

Damm you are really trying hard not to get copyrighted and i hope you dont😂

[@tensshirt8326]

Bitxh lasagna-

[@blaccore]

omg thank you sm for ur hardwork btw i love ur vids and edits uwu

[@boo5250]

wAit yOu mAke viDeos?

[@dreamzen_]

It’s the way Yuta was literally complimenting hyuck’s cooking skills right before he set the thing on fire 😭

[@ra7il4728]

that clip is legendary😂 and the way kun punches the fire out💀

[@user-zn3fu2ui7o]

Forever will be iconic😂😂

[@halamelhem2811]

he jinxed it

[@stud7762]

@@ra7il4728 I will literally never understand the power than mans holds to PUNCH a fire

[@aesaphyr]

@@ra7il4728 There is truly NOTHING Kun can't do

[@coolgirl312]

I just realized that for a group where a good half of the members are “bad cooks” they really do make NCT cook a lot 🤣

[@jessicavip3869]

They must be hoping one day they can finally cook properly with the amount of chances they are getting Haha!!

[@mus7c]

maybe this is sm's way of letting them know they have to stop ordering takeout and finally learn how to cook

[@depressed_firefly]

@@jessicavip3869 well, it proved itself (kinda) with Mark, he can cook some basics now and can even help Taeyong a little bit XD

[@iridescentgems]

@@depressed_firefly i'm not sure taeyong will let mark touch anything in the kitchen, at least not anytime soon

[@depressed_firefly]

@@iridescentgems not in their kitchen maybe but they cooked together breakfast for the group during MTopia

[@nthapa2640]

I can trust chenle with cooking but not ten,mark,winwin,yangyang, jisung and jungwoo

[@vinsimanoj587]

And that's because my boi lives with his mom and knows the basics of How Not To Burn Down The Building

[@sanayakhurana5848]

But you can trust kun and ten...... maybe

[@nthapa2640]

@@sanayakhurana5848 ten I can't in cooking lol. Kun yesss jaemin yess too haechan, dy,ty yesss. Jaehyun probably half and half. Yuta no. I can't even trust myself in cooking lol.

[@sanayakhurana5848]

@@nthapa2640 not haechan please🤣🤣..... he sets the tissue on fire...... The dreamies are no less except jeno and chenle..... mark is a mess..... but I heard the members saying that ten cooks good!!

[@sanayakhurana5848]

@@nthapa2640 jaehyun is confident in cutting you know😏😏

[@bhavikajain6731]

No one Jisung: Should I wash the tomatoes with dishwashing soap I suddenly felt so intelligent, he gives me confidence

[@pravi_k6411]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pravi_k6411]

Desizen???????

[@brigettefaithvicedo3092]

🥴

[@shion3948]

In my country we actually do that because you won't get the germs off only with water it's not that dumb

[@aiko-channnn2974]

@@shion3948 I thought you shouldn't tho? I mean that was what I taught so no hate!

[@kimsihun5510]

It's not burnt, It's ✨glazed✨ -johnny suh

[@user-rs3xv5sz4q]

I will use that xD because I often "glaze" my food...

[@user-qw3xj4qv8j]

Glazed with fire more like 😂

[@vjo3031]

Taeyong every time a NCT cooking video goes up: YOU LET THEM WHAT?!? SM Managers: It's okay, no one died, the building is still standing... Taeyong: ONE DAY IT WON'T BE!!! That kitchen better be SPARKLING like I LEFT IT!!! Poor mom.

[@TAKIZAWAYAMASHITA]

Especially when ten almost lost a finger

[@blackpink6478]

Omg😭😭💀

[@flynana0812]

But Kun was always alert on everything taeyong mama..don't worry hihi

[@angelalamhoithem8911]

I enjoyed reading the comments then the video 😂

[@nexxa7636]

*calls the parently figures, nct managers, ems, firemen, news, and police officers*

[@ditanovita5688]

Ten : "ten with no finger nine" *LAUGHING* *Then realize how dark the joke actually is* Me : "shit"

[@taeyuta2104]

This is so me lmaoooooo

[@redwaterkarneval]

I laughed

[@user-wg5tn2im8z]

What does it actually mean?

[@tytracktytrack8751]

Hibbi Al his name is ten so he was basically saying that if he losses a finger he will become nine

[@emotionaldamage9894]

Same.. I laughed then I was like "Wait... What?

[@sanhaworld7311]

taeyong: **nervous parent sweating**

[@robinm2803]

taeyong, kun, jaemin: let me see wht u have haechan, chenle, yangyang: A KNIFE! the others: waiting for food to be served

[@xYD8o1x]

haechan is good at cooking tho..

[@robinm2803]

haechans practically good at everything but we all know how much they be fooling around 😂

[@imnotiris]

i think chenle isn't bad at all-

[@jillian1582]

haechan and chenle cooks bro

[@andsoshebecameaphoenixandf561]

Mark having the challenge to make 22?? 23??? Fried eggs had me rolling. Mark: 😲 Doyoung was like: oh hell nah, 21 members: their worst nightmare Xiaojun: Grab the fire extinguisher 10 members: run to MARK to make sure he doesn't set anything on fire or blow up

[@dolphinnoises64]

The way Xiaojun had that fire extinguisher prepared though 😭😭

[@andsoshebecameaphoenixandf561]

@@dolphinnoises64 ikr.😂😂 they knew. And Xiaojun gripped that fire extinguisher like his life depended on it... very low key it did, I was not sure he could😂😂 Lucas was adorable encouraging Mark

[@andsoshebecameaphoenixandf561]

@@dolphinnoises64 I need my boss era NCT dream back together. I was thinking that when I saw Lucas run to MARK

[@glaciemdraco]

That was really thoughtful of Xiaojun. I feel bad for Mark though XD

[@ruthlopez8056]

i actually felt bad for the eggs hahahahaah

[@soupidy5586]

im genuinely surprised they haven't burnt their dorms down at this point

[@dolphinnoises64]

same, actually.

[@rebekablackwood]

They have Mum squad

[@coolgirl312]

I’m actually convinced the Dreamies did burn their dorm down hence why we don’t know much about their dorm life or seen the inside of it. My theory is that they’re secretly living in the SM basement 🤣

[@nanayuuki7472]

That's why they have Taeyong in 127, Kun in WayV, and Jaemin in Dream to cook for the members🤣🤣

[@estherbunny]

they have a dorm auntie and Korean delivery

[@elleleigh2205]

You know the more I think about it I realized that they probably never really learned how to cook because when they were young they were training... My respect for them went up real quick 😅

[@rose-ps8de]

true and they're kinda like college students trying to survive in college dorms ㅠㅠ

[@pinkgangsta6157]

I'm food & beverage major student (Idk it call in english), but I honestly shooked with Taeyong cooking skill. He has basic cooking knowledge, sense and skill.

[@notmyname3556]

@@pinkgangsta6157 he said his family used cooking as their family-bonding activity. So he grew up learning how to cook real food

[@notmyname3556]

I think some of them are just not meant for kitchen. Not sure about jisung, but haechan, renjun, jaemin and jaehyun are good cook since predebut days.

[@purplecookies692]

ten: cutting a carrot in a weird way yangyang: huh?! ten: i'll show you, be quiet. yangyang: (quietly) fine... Be qUieT, dOnt cRY intensifies

[@mrskenzhu]

I keep thinking about Jaehyun’s reaction when he heard Mark had to cook 23 eggs- boy looked like he went to another dimension 😂

[@chittaphrrr8662]

*Wait why does Jisung and a Garlic have a better bond that I'll ever have in my life?*

[@rebeckaroy6790]

The way Jeno and Jaemin looked at a hand mixer like it was alien technology... I was laughing so hard But then I remember a couple years back when Mark said he had never shopped online. These boys lead a very unique kinda life...

[@whippedfornct3179]

Q: what is your cooking philosophy? Taeil: if I can make them laugh, this is all about cooking! me: 👁👄👁 ➖👄➖ 👁👄👁

[@doubletroublegrays]

2:31 **Felix has entered the chat** lol

[@danidiorio2240]

lol five star Michelin indeed

[@n.syafiqah1388]

Jisung, Mark, Yangyang, Ten and Jungwoo need to have a battle who are better cooker but after that the kitchen sure doesn't look likes kitchen anymore.

[@dynaz7]

Yang yang: your finger was almost gone! Ten: TEN without a finger will be NINE 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mariaceciliacastilla2450]

*Can’t you see now?? NCT in the kitchen!!* Taeyong, Kun, nctzens: *NO*

[@jisooturtlerabbitkimseolam7888]

When the boys were at Vlive and Kun and Haechan were cooking while Jungwoo and Yuta were talking, then Yuta said that Kun and Haechan were experts in cooking and just a second later they burned what they were doing will never stop being funny XD

[@najamcgriff956]

Legend has it Jisung is still looking for the garlic

[@evacassada1856]

My family has a joke that if you drop bread, you should just wash it off... Jisung seems like the type of person to believe that

[@andsoshebecameaphoenixandf561]

The intro took me out from the start. It's just going to be gut busting laughter from here on out.

[@purplecookies692]

yangyang: (coughs aggresively) ten: iS It gOoD?

[@ad___0799]

Jisung is a whole mood This boy literally knows nothing about cooking but trynna his best😂 All the best baby,,one day will be star chef in NCT ,👍

[@meii1586]

i can't even judge them i once tried to melt cheese and it started a fire 🤩✨

[@dolphinnoises64]

Wow 🤩

[@meii1586]

@@dolphinnoises64 wow indeed 🤩

[@soda-eg4jm]

Damn gurl 🤩

[@meii1586]

@@macaronnn4806 same 🤩

[@meii1586]

@@macaronnn4806 i can't cook or bake✨ i don't even know how to use a microwave 🤩

[@nthapa2640]

We need more master moon episodes. Sm did u forget. Okay before 2020 ends one more master moon episodes with chenji.

[@annan.6072]

and didn't Heachan say in a vlive that he wanted to feature on MM?? I think the duality would be hilarious, as proven on Sun & Moon. whether as the interviewer or assistant

[@nthapa2640]

@@annan.6072 yes taeil chef haechan assistant and hendery/yangyang/winwin mc lol

[@nthapa2640]

Still waiting for master moon. Get well soon taeil

[@morkmeinyourheart]

taeyong kun and jaemin the chef of the dorms 😭

[@sumansamwal2519]

Yuta with jungwoo : kun and haechan r a great cook Meanwhile haechan: catches the fire..... 🔥firetruck.... NCT in the house...... Do u know Mickey house🏠.......

[@user-zm4ic8fx4i]

THIS IS UNDERRATED HOLY SHIT

[@almayrahasna8481]

That one dislike is from taeyong because he is still inside the burning kitchen

[@frozenyogurt4157]

i mean i shouldn’t even laugh please i can’t even crack an egg right-

[@greengrass1315]

I want MARK,YANGYANG,JISUNG,TEN,WINWIN to cook something for HATERS and those ssng FANS😃🔪

[@handsanitizerwhat6668]

🤣🤣🤣 I feel bad for laughing so hard😅 But poor ssng fans and haters🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@monbebechicken]

love how yang2x stared at the salad picker (idfk what its called its the end scene) and was like tens ass

[@minhcarat]

okay, but the way jisung asks if he should clean the vegetables with soap so seriously concerns me.

[@keneiod6629]

"Taste like Starbucks" Only Ten sauce can taste like Starbucks Lol

[@santamahpara2960]

2:29 Felix: cooking like a chef I'm a 5 star Michelin Yangyang: * felt tht hard*

[@targetbleach8689]

Now I understand why NCT127 debuted with a song about firetrucks😂

[@areumdaunnabi25]

Don't forget Yangyang was supposed to cook this sh** first haha

[@dolly3154]

We all know that Ten is a good cook if he'll just be passionate about it, I mean are we all forgetting that he competed against Jaehyun for the finals in NCT Life? He even beat Doyoung and Taeyong 🤣

[@najihahzahidah802]

Ikr!! He can cook when he really passionate to do it...else..this will happen 😆

[@mayp1002]

NCT have many talents but cooking is not one of them ( except Taeyong and Kun, they will always save the day/kitchen)

[@macyglory1500]

The way Chenle kept encouraging Jisung! Love chenji. best friendship out there

[@leejoobi8884]

Out of all the members Mark was chosen to cook those eggs 😆

[@Eeeeeeeeek27]

Also can someone just hire these poor men a chef already? Taeyong is TIRED 💀

[@aceofkpop1243]

I felt so, incredibly bad for Mark when he had to make all those eggs 😂🥺😭😂 Lucas's reaction to the whole situation too was just hilarious 🤣

[@lynalys8567]

IM ALWAYS DEAD AT JISUNG'S "WHO TAKE MY GARLIC??"

[@glaciemdraco]

The Ten/Yangyang one and Haechan setting the kitchen on fire will never not be iconic o.o

[@sowaneulmarebwa]

jisung is me getting simple tasks and being anxious about everything that could go wrong. like pls tell me exactly what to do, don't leave anything out

[@cheeseoclock69]

i never noticed yangyang slapped tens kolito cheeks with a tong thank you for bringing this to my attention-

[@dolphinnoises64]

you're very welcome 😌🌝

[@dancingkathy5062]

lmaoo nct and cooking have nothing in common other than nc and broken eggs haha and this video is awesomeee it aint thatttt bad 100 polls and 1 video y e s

[@dreamzen_]

Mark making eggs scares me 😳

[@andaslaiza4079]

3:56 I can't with jisung wiping the stove like he's moving a disc like a disc jockey 😭😂

[@user-lz6mx7lj2p]

Jisung making weird noises while opening the stove is so damn cute.

[@sahasra3641]

watching them cook makes burning water feel acceptable

[@ishathakor]

"with no finger i would be nine" is so funny

[@quanquaviousr.bodingle9471]

When you added Pewds after Taeil's philosophy it deadass brought me to tears

[@jessfauder559]

same 😂😂

[@starsoullove1026]

someone please tell yangyang and ten to get a bigger knife for those carrots-

[@jaeminseyebrows3432]

3:43 why he sounds like a villager in minecraft-

[@jisooturtlerabbitkimseolam7888]

When the boys were at Vlive and Kun and Haechan were cooking while Jungwoo and Yuta were talking, then Yuta said that Kun and Haechan were experts in cooking and just a second later they burned what they were doing XD

[@soupidy5586]

i feel bad for the food...

[@klarixaun]

Ok but can we talk about how Kun literally slapped that fire out of existence with no hesitation? The way I would blindly trust him with my life 😤😤

[@yeseniamasielhernandezmeji7813]

1:52 Lucas's face got me rolling 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣

[@asalesmaeeli4185]

The fact that Ten placed second in NCT Life's cooking competition is just so freaking hilarious

[@ikonicmonbebearmy4450]

THANK GOD NCT HAVE TAEYONG, KUN AND JAEMIN IN ALL TREE UNIT.

[@Isabella-gi6bw]

It’s the aggressive “ who took the garlic” for me

[@anastasiagraham2418]

Thank god for every household they at least have one good cook (and their precious dorm aunties) 5th floor has Taeyong and Doyoung 10th floor has Jaehyun WayV has Kun Dream has Jaemin

[@rebekablackwood]

Lol watch his vlive with yuta cooking okonomiyaki Then say he is chef The man lost his chef credibility Not only no hygiene no clean Man touching his feet while cooking not bother to wash his hands

[@anastasiagraham2418]

@@rebekablackwood at least he's a good cook 😂

[@noonmoon6638]

whenever jisung trying to wash vegetables with dishwashing soap , im screaming for taeyong ! help your child 😭😭

[@amnanoyal442]

0:48 im in TEARS why is this so funny to me i- THE WAY JISUNG LOOKS SO OFFENDED JHUEFNSJIWHUIFE

[@amiratuzzafirah8161]

5:24 not @ how jaehyun encouraging haechan to test the spaghetti like dat i-

[@airaandairisd5482]

Ok my mom watched this with me and she keep on saying NO ,NO ,NoOoOo My mom’s a chef hahahahhahahahaha But really I don’t know how to cook an egg

[@savannahhung8448]

Yuta reminds me when I said my little brother and sister is doing pretty good when they first cooked, then they caused a gas leak, within 2 seconds after I said that

[@bryarmaputi5856]

I heard *Mark* still having nightmares the day after he cooks 23 Sunny side ups

[@ayenayen3806]

deconstructed egg by mark will forever be iconic and never not funny

[@hyuesss3686]

*yk how im the worst cook among my group of friends (i can barely make eggs and ramyun to feed myself)* *but watching them? i feel like a five star Michelin*

[@vaneholi8470]

Is so funny and frustrating to me to see that. I'm a older sister, so when while i was seeing the video i just keep remembering my younger sibling trying to cook as well... Fr, for a moment I wanted to go up there and teach them tf lmaooo

[@user-fo1ni8wz7f]

Jeno: *breaks the mixer WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK I wheezed so loud😂

[@nap163020]

We need an episode of JCC where Johnny takes Mark to a cooking class.

[@puipuii9199]

I really love it when jisung said i cut it all😂😂 he feel so proud of himself💚

[@siscojose5660]

Washing tomatoes with dishwasher🤣🤣🤣 jisung really

[@georgiablazer7280]

just don't let jisung wash the food is what i know now

[@tammyha1114]

i laughed so hard like always :))) also i'm contemplating showing ten and yangyang's cooking to my mom lol i wanna see what she says

[@dolphinnoises64]

HAhahaha if you decide to show her, let me know if she laughed or was disturbed by whatever those two were doing there

[@tammyha1114]

​@@dolphinnoises64 sure! i'll probably just reply to this comment thread

[@callista5688]

Jisung could poison the other members with his food that was washed with soap.

[@brumimi]

jisung wondering if you wash cabbage with soap took me tf away

[@sparklypri]

the ending was the perfect seal to it lmaoo

[@Kaye_Gaming1028]

Mark's fried eggs are still raw. 😂😂

[@squid3815]

Chenle looking damn fine in the thumbnail 💀

[@hihello-7396]

the way mark at first put only the egg yolk on the plate SENT ME

[@blue6650]

Chenle is just good at pretending to know how to cook, he look so professional

[@heliosma2317]

Can we take a minute to appreciate your editing skills

[@dolphinnoises64]

ily 🥺💚

[@urwnrwl5396]

Wow, their cooking has me terrified. THAT EGG THO LMAO 😂

[@amymckeown7336]

the way chenle was encouraging jisung even though he was doing everything wrong, bestie culture

[@seasonie]

WHO LEFT THE KIDS UNSUPERVISED IN THE KITCHEN??!😅😂

[@oluchidavidson6310]

No one: Literally no one: Haechan: Let’s try throwing it *proceeds to throw food at cupboard and food sticks* Jaehyun: Yeah okay that’s good enough Haechan: it’s done I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂

[@j17schis82]

I love ten and yangyang's interactions

[@aramarie9947]

Chenle is definitely Kun's son aaahhh they're both good at cooking uwu

[@jooentiia]

I literally love your editing~

[@dolphinnoises64]

NO ILY 😭💚

[@jooentiia]

@@dolphinnoises64 YES, I LUV YOU TOO💚💚

[@sweecupxd_xoxo6467]

not at how I laugh at them but do the same thing when im in the kitchen too 😭