HIGH IMPACT CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM | World of Tanks

[@Crayshack]

Skulker is literally "my goals are beyond your understanding" personified.

[@darkmodeenjoyer3367]

I wanna see my gaols beyond your understanding but skulker

[@wannabemoiramain9227]

i have never found a better way to describe anyone this shit is gold

[@EazziOnline]

@@darkmodeenjoyer3367 i just woke up and woke woke up and crying and and woke woke up crying crying and crying crying lol lol yeah i i i just woke up and crying crying and crying lol lol yeah i i just woke woke ww up and crying crying and w

[@EazziOnline]

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[@keladwynsolkas]

I’m pretty sure his goals are beyond even his own understanding

[@SynthwavexDave]

I see that “Armor Piercing English” has now been augmented and renamed as “High Impact Constructive Criticism.”

[@art-lc1dh]

hurts my feelings

[@loganmiles7836]

It’s the tier II upgrade

[@ryanthemostwantedfurry1281]

"Armor Piercing English" i am stealing this line. This is mine now.

[@williamdocherty1816]

wait High impact constructive criticism isn't armor piercing English then whats been hitting my braincells this entire video

[@CIoudStriker]

Good ol' HICC ammo.

[@OFather_of_Giants]

Skulker went from his usual chaotic nuetral energy to become chaotic evil for a large section of the video

[@warped_rider]

The AI has gone rogue.

[@jametsu]

@@warped_rider cyberpunk music plays

[@tsarbombahoney2764]

he was boolied to hard about not being human he had to take it out on us

[@justin6346]

@@warped_rider doc ock arms without the chip

[@diogosousa7698]

He was charging his energy

[@zendo_gaming4601]

8:31 "You OWN a 5 7?" "Yes because it has a buff against poor people." Badger 2021

[@gagejohnathan9641]

"Wait- Yo you got the STENDO?" Badda, Also 2021

[@boombang0418]

Every time I hear the poor people part I have to struggle not to laugh.

[@user-gf9vb7wj4v]

Pretty sure that was Jello tbh since his color is Cyan ​@@gagejohnathan9641

[@Scorchinghell]

With a 30round magazine to be exact

[@alexissmith7005]

i mean, it's seattle. The buff is needed

[@timothye.2902]

11:20 I love how Clu's wording ("I wanna bring Prince Charles back to life just so I can kill him again") implies Clu killed Prince Charles the first time.

[@AiryAary]

Shhhhhhhh

[@hirthviktor3215]

What Clu was trying to do was a double tap my guy

[@NinjaBomberman]

It also implies prince Charles died - he's still alive! Phillip died

[@joebennett9422]

@@NinjaBomberman He's already going to come back, fucker looked like a lich

[@walesjedi9217]

@욱일기는 전범기다 (Rising Sun flag is nazi flag) I can't tell if you're a bot, a troll or just schizoposting

[@UltravioletNomad]

Knowing that Badgur is basically doing interpretive dances in a mocap suit to the beats of his friends shit talking makes these videos 100 times better

[@Jorkier]

Basically xDDDD

[@bbittercoffee]

Yeah right? I love knowing this fact

[@GHOST49759]

It's no longer badger its BADGUR

[@Jorkier]

@@GHOST49759 It's just a really bad attempt at growling.

[@GHOST49759]

@@Jorkier ?

[@jamescollins2068]

This settles it. Skulker isn’t an ai. He’s a metaphysical agent of unbridled chaos that will one day destroy the world.

[@Kebutor]

Google?

[@jome2284]

I love it when Skulker is in Badger's videos. We can't get enough of his shenanigans.

[@generalfranky1905]

"You can't call me mommy either, you guys are fucking weird" Skullker, 2021

[@Aceshot-uu7yx]

Skulker is Tzeench in disguise

[@pajwubx1809]

Your welcome James, as of the writing of this comment on your comment, it now has 667 likes so the nutty christian people can eff off

[@travb7772]

Skulker is that one friend that everyone has that we all actively hate but would also do anything for.

[@nightart9345]

The one friend the squad keeps telling to shut up, but if someone out of the squad does the same thing, everyone beats that person to a pulp :'v

[@bigchungu7698]

That one friend where you always want them to shut up, but when they do it kinda feels empty.

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

" i hate you. " " ill give you 20 bucks to give me 20 bucks and kill that guy in the street. " " your on. "

[@lowkeylaw]

"Why is the minimap half the screen, its not mini... its just *MAP* " - this made me grin very hard.

[@ivanhvk8042]

If I remember correctly you can make the map even bigger to take up the entire bottom right side of your screen, but that could be in World of Warships only.

[@firestargaming9521]

"Why is the minimap half the screen, its not mini... its just MAP " - this made me very hard.

[@firestargaming9521]

i hate myself

[@wardenbias554]

@@firestargaming9521 huh

[@DrRussian]

@@ivanhvk8042 With a mod, Its not limited. You can take the whole screen if you want. Without mods, its basically the whole right side of the screen, depending on screen size and resolution. Sincerely, A salty WOT player

[@Matthew-nk4fs]

When Badger said "I have to address what Skulker did." I immediatelt got up and poured a glass of tequila

[@adityasahu2103]

as you should soldier, as you should.

[@sierra8070]

Was it a tall glass? Because you probably should've

[@NcKiltman]

​@@tylerforehand2983CC

[@idiotofthenorth]

Timestamp?

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

@@sierra8070 Pretty sure Skulker needs a nice tall glass of _SHUT THE F*CK UP!_

[@HATVAULT]

9:42 This just makes me want to have Skulker as an AI in Halo Infinite. His name already sounds like it could fit an AI. Added bonus could be that for every kill through the game, the auto tune goes up by 1%. Multikills double the auto tune percent by double.

[@Flaming_Saturn]

“M-m-M-mUlTiKiLl-*VIGOROUS BELCHING*”

[@HATVAULT]

@@Flaming_Saturn This. Just... This. I love this.

[@helljumper5601]

Get in touch with 343i and Frankie O’Connor and let Skulker bully them into doing it

[@exalted_space9224]

Make him says quotes similar to Philip from Total Recall and I'm in.

[@cKorn027]

And the name of the AI: GL-17CH aka Glitch

[@aydinmakesthings]

0:55 I love how Badger even made Skuller's arm stop when the sound stopped.

[@CaptainPumpkin-nk4fb]

WHAT THE WHY DO I FIND YOU AFTER THE MARBLE HONRETS VIDEO

[@Screamingman10121]

Community post moment lol

[@nightshade7703]

I like to think that Skulker’s soundboard is surgically implanted into his chest and wirelessly connected to his computer.

[@gabrielhenson5751]

it's like darth vaders button panel on his suit but it's a fucking soundboard

[@XTempestBuster]

@@gabrielhenson5751 based comment

[@rajaywilliams445]

@@gabrielhenson5751 giggle assessed g ggg

[@rajaywilliams445]

Gfg

[@rajaywilliams445]

Dasia

[@MrNameless5309]

15:18 Pronouncing gif as "yiff" is the language equivalent of King Solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half.

[@jetfrostgaming]

HAHAHA, BROOOO I CAN'T RIGHT NOW. XD

[@damoclesecoe7184]

2022 already off to a great start.

[@ausburne5265]

sniff sniff I smell a tumblr post

[@FortyTheAlien]

This comment has big tumblr energy and i can not decide if that is good or not.

[@guardedcobalt276]

if I remember correctly I think he is actually quoting a comment on either a tumblr or reddit post that was about the pronunciation actually being "yiff"

[@hogfry]

Q: What add blocker does Skulker use? A: His personality

[@esmeecampbell7396]

I swear Skulker is like Bumblebee from Transformers, he doesn't have a voice and communicates solely through memes, radio songs and sound effects.

[@stevenjames3894]

Yeah

[@urmomisgay916]

Dude he is though

[@krisjamesfranzi]

Because: brain rot

[@starshinehero]

"It's Ezekiel's horn. The lord is coming back for us. TAKE ME GOD!" That made me laugh harder than expected.

[@pathfindersavant3988]

Honestly, its such a mood nowadays.

[@bluewatson4341]

The signs are here..

[@scruffbear6272]

Same

[@phillipfrost6770]

1:05

[@paladinoflight3817]

Same

[@rustycastle3787]

“Of course you have a 57” “Yeah cuz it has a buff against poor people “ -TheRussianBadger 2021

[@astro2121]

I mean, he aint wrong

[@hio.hinomaru21]

Totally, he totally ain't wrong. It has special effect applied if get shot to poor people.

[@hondozed9953]

50% more damage to people on welfare

[@JediSentinal]

Best line of the vid 😂

[@Epicmonk117]

@@astro2121Actually, he is. The 5.7x28mm round is actually deadlier against body armor than it is against unarmored dudes due to reduced risk of overpenetration, so the 5-7’s buff is against rich people.

[@rileyhiggins3028]

Badger - "The Dicker Max is a loooooong range tank" Also Badger - *proceeds to point-blank the next 4 tanks with the Dicker Max*

[@magnusm4]

I spontaneously point black no scoped an enemy flanking tank with a Bison artillery. Only moment I remember playing and I love it every time.

[@thomasnolastname8734]

That was the equivalent of using a .50 cal sniper rifle on someone that's less than 50 metres away

[@literallyhuman5990]

@@thomasnolastname8734 that's what I used to do. God I miss my friends.

[@Crep35]

@@literallyhuman5990 r/cursedcomments I ain't putting this on reddit, I'm too lazy to

[@nikodevil993]

Bagder clips + 3 hours of sleep = laughter strong enough to cause your gag reflex to show up from nowhere

[@Choujifangirl]

Yep I’ve had that happen before that’s not a fun time😅 but mostly, I just enter a massive coughing fit whenever I laugh too hard

[@Anonymous-73]

Skulker in this stream was like one of those myths where some powerful being starts causing havoc before an even more powerful guy (heavenly) deletes him entirely

[@lunarrequiem3442]

I mean can anyone top a domino's delivering Cacodemon?

[@memesrdreams4854]

Skulker is Razgriz confirmed

[@randomplayer8797]

@@memesrdreams4854 (Dramatic instruments in the background) *Cum historia*

[@memesrdreams4854]

@@randomplayer8797 *Mutat Valde Razgriz*

[@Anonymous-73]

@@lunarrequiem3442 no sir/ma’m/it

[@wyrminaround]

Russian badger is just my monthly dose of concentrated happiness, man is like a drug.

[@trash-iu8nj]

Deadass

[@vintagememelord8168]

but someone what a controllable addiction

[@justasaddlemaker2996]

Man could power a small Russian town with his energy.

[@christiankiss566]

I’m so glad that he started focusing on making quality content every time again. Fucking legendary channel

[@exalted_space9224]

Can you double pump badger?

[@TheGloomwave]

"It's not mini anymore, it's just map." Words to live by.

[@Jonzerker15]

10:56 The fact that heavenly and geuce are the doom slayer and an elite guard makes this even funnier to me

[@elgordo2162]

If Bing did break his neck, I like how Badger knew he'd immediately help pay medical bills and just moved on to knowing he'd be annoyed by it says everything about his dynamic with his crew.

[@NukaVader76]

The Russian Badger equivalent to wholesomeness

[@yaylife171]

Basically, "I will help you, but I will shitpost the entire time"

[@austinbutcher8106]

@@yaylife171 I'm pretty sure Bing would want tht,

[@TimeCircleBlue]

@@yaylife171 a good vibe to have.

[@TalosAcephalos]

... sugar daddy badger

[@dewpye]

5:13 The fact that Badger was doing that irl truly puts a smile on my face.

[@thegrimreaper6787]

Oh shit that makes it skulker level

[@THE_CRIMSON_FUCKXR]

We need a loop of that victory dance

[@eddie4346]

What’s the song that plays during that amazing little dance?

[@Fadedparmesian]

Badger: *does funny dance* @dew kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJ-yhJ54bLRlq8k

[@kaisarpanther5203]

Song name pls

[@mistermaxie6487]

Skulker is the embodiment of "God has let me live another day and I'm gonna make it everyone's problem."

[@hirthviktor3215]

That's what i love about Skulker he's a walking talking shitpost

[@morecringythenhell1577]

Xd why does this sum up skulker to a tee

[@afunkingamer2415]

1:40 honestly, the "Eh, you never know when you gotta set your house on fire" was funnier to me than the entire "heating dinner up with a BIC" conversation.

[@starsilverinfinity]

“Of course you own a 5.7” *”Yeah cause it has a buff against poor people”* Are we just gonna ignore this LMAO

[@jimmyjohnjohnson9803]

Its also armor piercing, so it has a buff against the middle class

[@FirstRunTanker]

also againts poor people since each bullet is a dollar fifty cents... DAMN

[@BadModder]

Normal badger

[@andyfriederichsen]

Is it also a buff against rich Democrats?

[@FirstRunTanker]

@@andyfriederichsen yes, armor penetration

[@ObsidianAnimation2112]

"That's way I own a 5.7 with a 30 rounds magazine" -Badger 2021

[@maggle4046]

It got buffs against poor people

[@asdrubaelvect8038]

Somebody makes bank... Yo shoot me over some .45 no pun intended... Ok I lied pun intended but still I'm running low on .45 so pwease!?!?

[@thecoolnerdplaysvr5674]

I own a 5.7 and I got that stendo

[@jonkraft6218]

Man, everyone I know who has a 5.7 has to debate whether to shoot them or beat them to death with it cause that ammo be fuckin expensive!

[@bhimbonggames3206]

Atf has entered the chat

[@marcusdaloia2974]

18:08 it is a little known fact that the tooth fairy is a domesticated variety of the much larger and more aggressive Bone Fairy.

[@chumbucket3475]

Also; unlike the tooth fairy, the bone fairy is not limited to waiting until the bones fall out

[@marcusdaloia2974]

@@chumbucket3475 Neither do tooth fairies if they go feral.

[@slugrancher]

that sounds AWESOME

[@pepsiking5712]

Yes but how much money do I get for a femur under my pillow

[@CatBetaBellanri1218]

@@pepsiking5712 out here asking the right questions!

[@Callsign_Optomis]

“Shockwave! What is the charge on the ultimate weapon? The auto bots are getting closer!” 9:29

[@aconstantbore5219]

Badger: "20 minutes. I know, I know, it's long to sit through." Me: *enjoying every second*

[@hirthviktor3215]

Same bro

[@shadowcr0w]

Eyyyyy Jaskier pfp

[@electronicmayonnaise5692]

Me: Twenty minutes has passed? It felt like five minutes!

[@braxtonalan927]

Grouse: *Isn't in the session to make a "Reduced to Atoms" joke* Bajur: *Fine, I'll do it myself.*

[@Bagel_Boi_336]

BAJUR LMAOO

[@stylishniggachannel4763]

Bejer

[@chunkycat1649]

The French Bajur

[@SulphurMind]

I-...Is that a Kut-ku pfp?

[@braxtonalan927]

@@SulphurMind A "Sus Kut-Ku" specifically.

[@BlueInkAlchemy]

10:51 The aggression with which Heavenly mutes Skullker gives me life. I mean, I love Skullker's shenanigans as much as the next gamer, but DAMN.

[@Imospekt]

I agree man.

[@Choujifangirl]

Honestly, I would’ve convinced heavenly for him to keep going, despite a pounding headache, because that crap is hilarious to me. Any type of voice modulation makes me crack up in a way that you will not physically understand which is why I love text to speech shit, which is guaranteed to make me roll on the floor in hysterics

[@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985]

Skulker went from just holding the chat hostage with autotuning to duplicating his friends' voices with AI and becoming their evil clones.

[@fudgetop7461]

The attention to detail on 5:56 where there was a cloud of dust after that clap is just phenomenal.

[@bebop-lj7yv]

Because badger is the definition of quality over quantity

[@catskeleton2110]

@@snansundernail8229 i mean, they on a battlefield, mans is in a knight suit, shit adds up that he has dirty hands

[@lynx4082]

Ah yes I love the detail where you clap with armoured hands but it makes a normal hand clap sound

[@lukeHerePorgie]

Better details then vanguard ngl

[@jimshotfirst4887]

That was the anthrax

[@hurb8741]

Felt like my Christmas wasn’t complete without badger, and now it is

[@absolutebottomfeeder]

same

[@tankbuster626]

Started the day extremely depressed, so yea I feel this in my soul.

[@Staubbs]

@@tankbuster626 Hope your better man

[@vintagememelord8168]

I just wanna here skulker say "roger Roger" in Auto tune

[@defenderwolf1700]

Same

[@vincentmartineau2006]

“You could not live with your own failure, where did that bring you? Back to me.”- ZE DICKER MAX

[@vincentmartineau2006]

@Don't read profile photo ok

[@exalted_space9224]

Ze Dicker Max sounds like a endgame boss.

[@ResumedPausing]

Ze bane of ze Allies. Ze Dicker Max, Ja

[@Kazarus_Doom]

I love how this whole video is an ad for world of tanks and and the guys being insane, love this.

[@mikaelbh4515]

Seeing skulker abuse everyone is the best Christmas gift I could ever ask for. Merry Jesus day Russian badger person man guy dude lad mate

[@ting4758]

Ok

[@maktshu]

What soundboard does skulker use

[@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308]

@Don't read profile photo it's not funny anymore. it was funny in 2015. i am so tired of seeing these. cease

[@Foxtrot-51]

@@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308 agreed

[@wolf-fang]

@@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308 ikr

[@2mccue4u27]

8:35 "Because it has a buff against *poor people*." Holy crap my sides. As someone newer to the gun-owning world, that joke hit like a 5.7 to the chestplate...or the wallet.

[@aaroncoddington884]

Badger's the only youtuber who can make a sponsored KZbin video about a game i don't play and still get me excited.

[@partydemon2849]

dead game

[@gamingnubs7628]

@@partydemon2849 so what? Game's still fun, thats whats important.

[@TerribleScroll]

@@gamingnubs7628 true

[@davethebonker]

@@partydemon2849 cope

[@brysonkuervers2570]

GamingNubs Not as fun as it could be lol

[@Maneir]

Bingeing your videos has been the boost of dopamine I've needed to get me through the day after dealing with a sudden tragedy. Thank you guys for being such chaotic bastards.

[@lizando1326]

My sincere condolensces, bud

[@kempolar9768]

Chaotic bastard crews are the greatest thing to put a smile on your face.

[@nullhazard7569]

Sorry to hear that. Sending prayers and good vibes.

[@MyLifeIsAFrickingMess_MRPOLSKA]

What happened slime

[@TexasTaterSalad]

The 5.7 having a buff against poor people might be my favorite line on this channel.

[@agentzero8898]

I’m not sure I get the joke

[@Kgosha]

@@agentzero8898 A Five-seveN typically costs over $1000, aka way more than any handgun a normal person buys.

[@agentzero8898]

@@Kgosha okay gotcha

[@ReformedSooner24]

If Badger and Brandon Herrera ever do a collab I want that joke to resurface

[@Mr-Trox]

@@ReformedSooner24 AK Daddy plus Russian Badger would be a glorious crossover.

[@Bobcat205]

"Kentucky is just farming, coal, fried chicken and horses." As a resident of Kentucky, you're correct.

[@Sonichero151]

Don't forget Mitch McConnell

[@RiverRunsThroughIt949]

@@Sonichero151 And bourbon

[@itsjustme8947]

@@RiverRunsThroughIt949 and meth

[@mercfanboi125]

@@itsjustme8947 and the Corvette

[@RedSageGames]

And Ale8

[@broderickratliff8411]

Skulker literally went " with each donation I grow stronger..."

[@chaoticclonestudios]

Then he became to powerful for this reality

[@broderickratliff8411]

@@chaoticclonestudios why do a want to see a halo game but instead of master cheif and cortana it's jello and skulker

[@chaoticclonestudios]

@@broderickratliff8411 because itd be chaotic

[@demounus4174]

What is the timestamp on twitch for the autotune

[@burpoi]

@@demounus4174 9th minute of the vid my man

[@crazycat_4013]

My personal fav parts: 0:54 Why are you like this? 1:55 You know what I'd do? ((2:08 Dementia)) 4:17 Goblin laugh 4:27 Up my ass 5:43 Making anthrax 7:57 I hate living in Detroit 9:08 Increase autotune ( 10:06 Computer died ) 10:55 Server mute 14:50 GIF or JIF? ((17:47 How many arms do you have, badda? )) ((18:00 I found my jaw under my bed )) 18:14 The bowl's last 18:23 Add blocker (18:36 Can't call me Mommy, either)

[@captainrexx3611]

Thx

[@oscarbp7618]

Saaaaaame

[@Stonewall5101]

If they were a D&D adventuring party Jello would be the exhausted GM, Badger would be the confused fighter that barely knows what’s happening, and Skulker is the chaotic neutral Artificer/Bard.

[@dubstepbee6892]

rule #2 of being a D&D GM: give your players options A, B, and C and they will always go for D

[@mistamemewide]

I feel like Skulker would be an Illusion Wizard due to how many noises he’ll make with minor illusion.

[@houston4077]

Would you put Grouse as a paladin?

[@dubstepbee6892]

@@houston4077 i dont know i think hes the warrior or is it heavenly or is heavenly the monk

[@noctva185]

boy I think Badger is gonna be the Artificer mainly because there's a chance that he might make a gun then again same applies to Geuce and Grouse

[@mikedicewrites]

Badger: "Yo, I'm so fast. I'm so fast. I am so fast. I am 'so' fast." Also Badger: (Drives off a cliff) 11:45

[@mortalsno4086]

You watched the video too? Ain't that crazy

[@Anonymous-73]

15:19 The second someone said “yiff” I immediately felt my soul fade away

[@mewk3213]

Yep, and I was very relieved when it didn’t continue down that path of where that conversation was going

[@Anonymous-73]

@@mewk3213 😐

[@Anonymous-73]

@@clutchthecinnamonsergal8493 you clearly don’t know how deep the rabbit hole goes

[@jacobcordero8569]

@@Anonymous-73 that seems like a poor choice of words

[@Anonymous-73]

@@jacobcordero8569 you say that as if it wasn’t intended

[@SpawnHades]

'Immerse yourself in a shower' and 'You smell like beans' are two of the greatest insults I'e ever heard.

[@iTwineOG]

"A 5.7 has a buff against poor people" -The Russian Badger

[@demicus]

Lost my shit when he said that. Now I need to get one.

[@RobertDecker417]

H&K has a more powerful buff tho.

[@storyofus3943]

H&K got more rounded buff than 5.7

[@REfan2002]

Yo, he got the stendo

[@memeboibutworse1400]

“Kentucky is literally farming coal friend chicken and horses.” -therussianbadger 2021

[@TimeToDie7332]

#Kentucky Gang

[@Phantom_Boi]

Thing is that quote as someone from Kentucky that is entirely true

[@wolkin7810]

From Kentucky can confirm

[@EmiIyWearsFlannels]

as a Kentuckian. I can confirm this to be true.

[@ryanr3804]

Listen as someone from Kentucky, we have a chicken restaurant on every corner and half the people I know either are or were coal miners while the other half are all horse girls. Shits accurate as hell

[@WackyModder84]

Funfact, Badger: The .700 Nitro Express is NOT the biggest rifle round out there. That honor goes to the .950 JDJ The logic behind that round is "How do we make the biggest rifle round in the world and have it NOT get classified as an Anti-Tank round?" Look it up. You will not be disappointed.

[@andresaltamirano7970]

Theres also 2 bore and 4 bore rifles aswell

[@Hale_parker]

It's also British

[@Vooman]

honorable mention to the 20mm Vulcan round, which is smaller in bullet caliber but has more muzzle energy when fired out of an Anzio rifle.

[@WackyModder84]

@@Vooman Nah, that's an Anti-Tank Round. The .950 JDJ is still not considered one officially. It was just small enough to not have that label, but still massive enough to be even more stupid than the .700 Nitro Express. lol

[@Vooman]

​@@WackyModder84 fair enuff lol

[@DedZepp]

i did not know he came to my home state how nice to know a legend like badger came to the museum of the rockies

[@lukar.3992]

"Minimap is half the screen, it's not a minimap, it's just map" is funny even without context

[@imfreezer5908]

Skulker’s autotuned “71%” made me have a covid coughing fit. Thank you for making my covid quarantined Christmas that much better Bajur!

[@lukascroasmun7050]

I'm in the same boat too man

[@richardbeard3916]

same i was dyingg lmfaoo

[@danthespaceman9747]

I WAS ON THE VERGE OF ORGAN FAILURE LMFAO

[@yessir6919]

7:18 "I can't believe I 1v1'd that dude with like 8 people's help." "I'm going to kill you with the power of friendship and this gun I found." How the hell do you guys keep pulling hilarious jokes like these from your ass back-to-back?

[@KePzez]

That's the power of being with dabois

[@literallyhuman5990]

They do it on daily basis, just like what the bois do.

[@literallyhuman5990]

@@KePzez Hell yeah, dabois! Last night me and the bois have a chat in discord just to argue about eat 30 Oreo with mayonnaise is better than microwaved cereal with ketchup for breakfast.

[@yessir6919]

@@literallyhuman5990 I don't know which is better, but both of those choices are cursed in my books. Oreo/cereal and ketchup/mayonnaise on the other hand...

[@literallyhuman5990]

@@yessir6919 all of us agree on eating 30 Oreo with mayonnaise is the most cursed things, because we already proved it. So microwaved cereal with ketchup is not that cursed.

[@TrumpOfficialNot]

Badger, I have found a bullet even more stupid than 700 nitro express, and it is so powerful it actually scares me. It it .950 jdj, which is a 20x110mm casing which legally makes it a Canon round and it is legal to own in the United States. To put into perspective how powerful this round is, I have heard that a 50 bmg can kill a man without hitting him. A .950 jdj would literally turn a man into red dust.

[@mymanbussinyo]

little to late but 50 bmg cant kill a man without hitting him is just a myth a youtuber even tried it its just a myth

[@Nova11435]

​@@mymanbussinyoyeah. You can't kill it if you don't hit it. It is theoretically possible if you shoot at just the right distance for the bullet to break the sound barrier, and the Shockwave caused by the breaking of the sound barrier MIGHT be lethal, if its close enough to the head.

[@feartheghus]

“Take me God!” And the previous sentence has got to be the greatest lines in all of badger’s history, which make them simultaneously one of the greatest lines in history.

[@papafrank2894]

Timestamp?

[@direwolfmasonries1139]

1:05-1:10

[@lahnvi]

Badger: That's rough man, if you're watching all the way to the end for.. 20 MiNuTeS Most of us: BRO WE'D WATCH AN HOUR LONG VIDEO IF YOU'D LET US

[@hio.hinomaru21]

Also most of us : "What the fcc is this?"

[@Stuff59042]

Hard facts. His best of Videos for the last 3 years have been about an hour each of solid goddamned gold. Warning: Do not watch after getting blazed. You will die.

[@ScottishShogun]

This aged greatly.

[@Milkshake-1872]

15:08 the way this man says this with confidence and that voice has me rolling

[@cradleofchaos4923]

It sounds like he personally know Gif

[@anabominationagainstman3597]

My name is now Gif

[@cdnamy8832]

Hello Gif, what a coincidence, I too am named Gif, but it's spelled Greg

[@Kenan_soffera]

15:35-15:50 is probably my favorite bit

[@jonahc2807]

MISTER 3-0-5

[@charlielevinsohn3485]

Mr 3-0-fi

[@TorinnReacts]

"Kentucky is literally just farming, coal, fried chicken, and horses." As someone who lives there, I can confirm this. The only thing missing is "grass", if you know what I mean.

[@Inkastar-tz8yd]

first time seing that i thaught you said glass imagine farming glass

[@darkkinggaming7988]

Can't forget bourbon

[@colasupernova2196]

Western Kentucky here, I second that, but it’s regional. West is farming and coal, East is chicken and horses. ‘Grass’ is universal.

[@VutheoVR]

@@colasupernova2196 mid kentucky here... We have meth and lexintgon... thats all

[@colasupernova2196]

@@VutheoVR Meth seems to be the universal constant.

[@commissarcain3858]

"I'm going to kill you with the power of friendship" *Calmly loads M1911 named "Friendship"*

[@thorclarke8600]

*casually passes you a deagle labeled "this gun I found"

[@aiseanaivalu2143]

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."

[@Chanka_Main]

Damn right

[@professionalmoron2039]

Thats the ringa ding move baby

[@alexbueno5815]

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"

[@lil_jackie_ch4n336]

I lived in the mojave. And you ain’t wrong. The crackheads there are absolutely nuts bro.

[@ranger_117]

I fell down into that dark casam the flame burned on and on but I survived because the fire inside burned brighter than the fire around

[@BloodyMobile]

"Hey guy who called me a rat, where do I go next?" - "up my ass" Doesn't matter how often I see that part, it always makes me tear up from laughing my ass off xD

[@darkstone_official_2427]

God I love having Skulker in a video. It's always a blast when he's around.

[@PrometheusEpimetheus]

Game suggestion: deep rock galactic. Horde shooter with dwarves and mining mechanics. It's suprisingly engaging and I think y'all would get some of that good good content out of it.

[@grung8864]

I second this

[@MercivalPrime]

Imma third this, it's fantastic with friends and i cannot wait to see who accidentally gets blown up with a c4 first

[@WEB-0813]

Oh hell yeah. The game is hilarious with friends and I NEED to see their reaction to the big golden bomb bug

[@burningemerald1203]

Did I hear a rock and stone?

[@PrometheusEpimetheus]

@@burningemerald1203 Rock And sTONE

[@Ghostly3011]

"The tooth fairy should give you a Dodge Charger if you put your *jaw* under your bed" Never change, Badger. Happy new year

[@hirthviktor3215]

Is that a joke? If so then i dont get it

[@legogonegaming]

Tried it didn’t work DO NOT ATTEMPT.

[@seanchapman1566]

7:44 made me laugh my ass off for no reason

[@Lusassle187]

“Don’t make fun of the furry community, if they can afford a $2000 dollar fursuit they can afford a $10 dollar pipe bomb in my mailbox.” Master chief I love furrys please do not leave pipe bombs in my mailbox 🤠

[@s0LLagal]

Exactly, your heavy flamers may have range, but they don't have *that* much range

[@BlackoutGootraxian]

me, whos mailbox hole is too thin for a pipebomb:

[@nightfurynick998]

@@BlackoutGootraxian its called duck tape it to the door

[@RebDoesStuff]

Me who already knows how disable pipebombs

[@damen9578]

2k, haha! Try more like 10k.

[@Jonaegh]

"Wait you got the STENDO?" "... yes." You can hear the mild insecurity in his voice 😂😂

[@michaelrenna5156]

It has a buff on poor people

[@phoenixguild8375]

Badger's content is like a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. "It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.”

[@nyxia_4128]

I’m happy I got that reference

[@austinlake6217]

@@nyxia_4128 Same bro

[@gort6969]

great book

[@theunknownkerbal7957]

@@gort6969 havent read it in a while tho

[@jakebrooks7481]

42

[@20a10v]

This is probably the twelfth video I’ve watched with skulker using his soundboard and it never ceases to amuse me 😂

[@Kleineralsdulil]

Skullker 2019: polite but weird tech goblin who pranks and fools his friends Skullker 2021: fucking walking autotuned shitpost holding twitch at ransom that he stops belittling them. Boss

[@chronee5390]

Character development

[@LuciferVlcak]

True Sigma Male.

[@Justanotherlemon]

Skulker just went from lvl 1 grunt to lvl 10000 kingpin in a mafia add.

[@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808]

_S E V E N T Y O N E P E R C E N T_

[@SilverHairedFreak25]

@@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 *s E v E n T y - O n E !*

[@Burgley_]

15:25 to quote Master Chief: “If they can afford a $2000 fur-suit, they can afford a $10 pipe-bomb in my mail box.”

[@Ze_Koda]

you are correct

[@Droidsbane]

When the hell did Chief say that?

[@edwardianedwardian1323]

I've got news for you buddy, they upgraded recently, they have realistic fur-suits for about $22k now, and they can afford that. We're fucked, man.

[@WorthyEpert1]

5:45 is one of my favorite moments through out this video

[@djtrac3r935]

Yes!

[@JerichoVR]

"This is the exact ingredient to make anthrax" *Uncontrollably sneeze*🤣🤣🤣

[@WorthyEpert1]

@@JerichoVR I’m pretty sure his Gamer Supps went out his nose

[@orangelemon9786]

Agreed

[@lagmachine8949]

Who is julius

[@nathanhancock6278]

6:05 - 6:18 this is where badger’s quest for a pipe bomb begins.

[@5urvivor667]

Badger talking about how 20 minutes is long for a video: Me, who used to (and still sometimes do) binges hour long videos in a row:

[@charlesws7825]

Hell, I can think of a few classics he's done that have lasted longer. Like his epic dissertation about New Vegas... :D

[@Yougotcaged102]

All memes aside, I think we should appreciate how amazing Badger's physical acting skills are. The dude has absolutely mastered physical comedy, and potrays everything his hoard of whipper snappers say perfectly

[@sanjeevan9831]

Did you really say Whippersnapper unironically?

[@a.morphous66]

“Horde of whippersnappers” is the greatest way ever conceived to describe these morons

[@mephilestenesse5101]

@@sanjeevan9831 yuh

[@MaxwellAerialPhotography]

Its incredible, he almost seems to have a different set of mannerisms for portraying each member of meal team 6.

[@legojay14]

​@@MaxwellAerialPhotography I legit forget its badger doing the movements. I keep thinking his friends are moving like that as they speak because it's so natural

[@nyxnox2135]

"At this part of the video I gotta adress what Skullker did" *ohnononono what did he do-* "This segment is most likely to give you brain damage" Oh it's just him being him

[@PedestalPrime]

Dude me too, I thought he pulled a Mini Ladd or something. Phew...

[@jackofalltrades2688]

Yeah it’s the usual shit

[@preettygoood7774]

I love that everyone's models are from different military shooters but Badda, befitting his personality as shown in this video, is just a TABG model.

[@Steviebob-]

"Kentucky is literally just farming coal, fried chicken and horses" As someone who's from Kentucky, I can confirm that he's not wrong.

[@ajithink1391]

That's not true! We have meth as well.

[@curtismcpsycho8212]

@@ajithink1391 Doesn't every state also have meth?

[@toddbatchelder9380]

...And a retired police officer that nearly killed himself with a bad 50BMG SLAP round.

[@joshuamattingly1232]

He forgot one thing, Tobacco, swear where I live there’s at least 6 to 9 tobacco farms, it’s ridiculous, and I’m not even in a rural area. Also just random dead ends in neighborhoods that no one knows why they’re there, the ones where you could ask the people that built the very houses that inhabit the neighborhood and they’d all say “I dunno, those were there when we started building.”

[@jlellis85]

You can’t forget the bourbon and alcoholism

[@calthepeacelovingclover5935]

9:09 I thought I'd seen everything in this video, then Skulker started autotuning for bits, never laughed so hard, thanks Badger.

[@someacolyte5626]

It was an absolute joy to see live

[@JasakutheLeafeon]

"Don't underestamate furries" All i could think of is "If a furry can pay thousands of dollars on a fursuit they can pay the 10 bucks for materials to make a molotov cocktail."

[@ghoulkinggruul7345]

If they can afford a $1000 fursuit they can afford a $10 pipebomb in my mail box

[@J0hnHenrySNEEDen]

And the exact ingredients to make Anthrax

[@snibetisnab211]

@@ghoulkinggruul7345 hey hey people.

[@mcclassy1206]

I believe over 30% of furries are engineers too so we could Rube Goldberg you into outer space If we wanted

[@limantate2105]

@@mcclassy1206 we? You said we

[@icarusavill4025]

Every time he interacts with his chat it’s like a boys locker room playing Russian roulette with a blindfold and a tennis ball

[@bartoszszklarski9265]

Normal people: Let me play WOT like a strategy game rethink my every move meanwhile Badger playin a tank destroyer like its a light tank and calling it a .700 nitro express and with no brain usage

[@Voron_Aggrav]

Well most like me stopped playing so yeah I could imagine it, it's just absolutely braindead

[@cradleofchaos4923]

Man this isn't no brain usage, this is brain damage

[@Voron_Aggrav]

@@cradleofchaos4923 indeed, but at least the vid is hilarious

[@astinkytaco]

Me: nothing beats 50 cal. badger: 5:29 me again: 0_0

[@mrastleysghost]

@@astinkytaco .950 JDJ

[@Cheesecakeman105]

"It's Ezekiel's horn, the Lord is coming back for us! TAKE ME GOD!" Might be the rawest cry of pain Geuce has loosed and I love it.

[@Sonichero151]

Geuce had made peace with him god and way ready to leave this mortal coil

[@kuyagab4444]

I love how Skullker is always being portrayed as a Combine Officer from Half Life. As if y'all would never believe that he is an actual human being in the RussianBadger Cinematic Universe.

[@ballufvondepths]

I like how bing is always the cod infinite warfare base soldier model.

[@hirthviktor3215]

@@ballufvondepths i think those are their canon look in the RBCU that's my headcanon

[@ihavenoclevername8300]

“I’ll Paul Walker myself off a cliff” god dammit I am so going to hell that one got me good

[@chronee5390]

There needs to be a compilation of Skulker being an omnipotent deity of chaos as a test of will

[@abby_kit133]

i read test as treat

[@rjhaney2614]

By the way, .700 Nitro Express isn’t even the most insane caliber. That distinction belongs to the .950 JDJ. When someone asks you what caliber your gun fires, you can just say ‘1’.

[@twoworldwars4633]

A fellow Forgotten Weapons connoisseur

[@magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98]

wouldn't it just be "1k" or "1 thousand?"

[@ozzone719]

the 20mm Anzio also is up there although you do need an ATF stamp to get it

[@ryan-ln2hx]

@@ozzone719 what are they gonna do shoot my dog

[@Josh47C]

I fuckin love how these guys are just having fun talking to each other. It’s not for the content, it’s just bros having fun. It’s great

[@biagionator]

This is literally what i always wanted as a gamer, just me and some buddies having fun saying the most random shit ever.

[@firenzarfrenzy4985]

Rough? Hell no! You’re clusterfuck of humor, awesomeness and sweet MoCap SFM model action is what keeps me coming back for the chaos that would make Jevil cower in fear.

[@generalfranky1905]

Badj: 20 minutes is rough, it's really hard man. Me: *Watches his video 5 times over*

[@thechroniclesofcriss942]

only 5 times? that's a rookie number.

[@hirthviktor3215]

Hello! And yes 5 is just rookie numbers

[@shinobi_magi]

He's apologizing for it being 20 and I'm here like "wait, 20 minutes? That's it?"

[@dragonarchive7443]

I watch critical role every week, 20 minutes is nothing.

[@Lol-zw8ks]

I’m glad on 5 now I think lmao

[@ez5547]

Skulker legit got the MVP of making people lose their shit in both a positive and negative way.

[@kalcibone]

Demand: Skulker doing a female voicechanger for an entire episode.

[@adrawingprotogen2994]

I've never disagreed but wanted something more in my life

[@bgreer3067]

Yes, I wouldn’t even know what to do with it but yes

[@primalryuu54]

Oh my god. That would hilarious to watch.

[@aricohen5960]

Fuck yeah dude. F-fuck yeah.

[@darkmodeenjoyer3367]

The chaos Do you how much chaos that would be

[@nikaelkeanretiza1074]

Titan charging his melta canon: *71 PERCENT*