[CHUCKLES IN FLAMMENWERFER] | Enlisted

[@restitutororbis1216]

"Hans did you get the panzerfaust?" "Nein, I brought the panzer division." *ERIKA INTENSIFIES*

[@reddeathstar2428]

*ghost division intensifies*

[@shinakuma1510]

Angy tachunka noises

[@Doubleduckbjj]

Via mitosis

[@NicholasShumate06]

*THEY'RE THE PANZER ELITE*

[@ploppyjr2373]

@@NicholasShumate06 *BORN TO COMPETE*

[@betinacarreto7679]

A side note on the hitchBOT story: After it got brutally killed once it reached Philadelphia, a Philly radio station by the name of “station 93.3 WMMR” made a new robot named Pope Bot. Pope Bot was made to see if Philadelphians would treat it more better than they were with hitchBOT. And they did.

[@thelivingglitch1371]

HOW better?

[@xenomorphoverlord]

@@thelivingglitch1371 They left his arms

[@avonheart]

@@thelivingglitch1371 less stab wounds this time

[@duckboi1473]

What if you are a pop tart behind cover got a cremation? Would it smell like toaster strudel?

[@skitariiranger4346]

Cuz it wasn't from Canada

[@EnbyNomad]

"Jedis can block lasers, okay have fun with this buckshot" perfectly sums up mandalorian culture and history

[@sirilluminarthevaliant2895]

And losing. Don’t forget that part. Losing is a mando tradition

[@iago110]

Also civil war with both sides being dominated by either sith or republic in the end. Mandos are told to be badasses but they got fucked by almost every faction lol

[@KoalaTContent]

@@iago110 They have among the best individual soldiers, but are very small in numbers compared to most famous factions

[@viyhexe131]

Mandos really said "parry this you fucking casual!"

[@bogustoast22none25]

They lost cause all they did was fight until they got tired and the rest of the Galaxy just had to wait until they ran out of steam.

[@mrcyberian9079]

“Cherish your kneecaps while you still have them” -Sun Tzu, probably

[@TotesNotAPerson]

“ behead them and then s**t down your enemies throat” -Sun Tzu, definitely 100%

[@bobberman4641]

@@TotesNotAPerson nah, pretty sure Genghis Kahn said that

[@slyriddle968]

You my guy watch Technoblade right? 😏😅

[@comikal_dadog217]

Begins to cut off knee caps with katana

[@denyhaguilar679]

"Stay straped or get clapped." -Sun Tzu, the art of war.

[@Delta_do_a_spin]

Honestly, this is an amazing game with an amazing community. I was playing a game and just go “Omaha ‘beach?’, what do you mean beach, its a wall of corpses” and some random dude just goes, “we will use them as fertilizer for our flowers later” and everyone bursted out laughing

[@Nordern]

Everyone gangsta until the werfer starts to flammen!

[@prestigekey5509]

Everybody Gangsta until the flammen starts to get werft

[@schnozberries98]

Hilaaaaarrriiiiooouuussssss. I’ve totally neeeeeevvvveeeerrrrr seen this comment aaannnnyyywwwhhhheeeeerrreee.

[@spectre8131]

"Hans get ze flammenwerfer! The H E A V Y flammenwerfer!"

[@SuperFang06]

True

[@prestigekey5509]

@@schnozberries98 lösch oder ich verbrenne dein dorf

[@ohanronton]

I'm convinced that the mocap suit is Badger's best purchase of his life

[@alexthomas6552]

Agreed

[@Luck_wrought]

Yes

[@7bitryan848]

Yes :)

[@Lt.Commander_Data]

Definitely

[@mrastleysghost]

the time between videos increased but the quality of shitposting *skyrocketed*

[@optimuscrime1023]

Badgers Resume: -Intense obsession for Pyrotechnics -Executes Squadrons with Lugers on Tuesdays -Enjoys Domeing people with Hunter rifles -Breaking the Genova Conventions with the boys on an hourly basis -inhales mustard gas like it’s solvent abuse -has the world “GaggleFuck” in his vocab

[@unrulybot1352]

You Forgot -Shitposting like it's his personality.

[@Chirpysemperboy]

Has the word "Gagglefuck" tattooed across his chest.

[@nodeloliver6201]

-Consumes cold-can ravioli with reckless and frightening abandoned. -Enjoys killing pickles, bananas, and robots in various and creative ways. -Regularly vibe-checks gamers with the force of a thousand suns. -Is the reason why Gamer Sups has no lawsuits. (They'll never find the bodies) -Is the reason why it DO go down like that. -Has a pet Shark named Clarence, who is wanted in several countries for MULTIPLE war-crimes. -Speaks German. That's it. -Is unironically Canadian -Violently American. Like, wholesale slaughter levels of American. -Is NOT, in fact, Russian. Merely lulling the Russians into a false sense of security so Clarence can re-assume power in Chechnya. -Secretly a badger. He plans on retaking his kingdom from the raccoons.

[@Cooldude-ko7ps]

Breaks not breaking. Awesome.

[@getcancer1542]

@@Chirpysemperboy wait for real?

[@2idiotillas]

as a half russian person dating a german woman i use the phrase "still lost the war tho" everytime we are arguing and joking 13:48 is where i learned this sacred knowledge

[@simple__sigma3287]

This is abuse 😭

[@treemannick2969]

@@simple__sigma3287not if she laughs about it lmao

[@WTFisTingispingis]

You're a chad.

[@mastercrow19]

great 10/10

[@stormtendo]

Based

[@crackheadbandit9683]

“You Take a sip out of your trusty vault 13 canteen” *WHILIST BURNING AN ENTIRE TRENCH WITH A FLAMMENWAFFER*

[@no_opinion1065]

"Can't let god do all the work"

[@rickgrimes2756]

Soon, there will be no more trench

[@boombox12]

unfortunately, the water is no longer cold because of the fire. welp. ;-;

[@panic5306]

"an MG34 can solve 800 to 900 problems per minute" fucking killed me

[@manstermanman08]

You're computer is lagging? Just take out your trusty MG34 and fire 100 rounds into it

[@matthewpallenik1407]

@@manstermanman08 Then take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen

[@NotAHologram]

@@matthewpallenik1407 *SIIIIIIIIIIIP*

[@daniyarsadykov3385]

If that's not enough, try our new more powerful MG42 which is capable of solving up to 1200 problems per minute!

[@Vexin980]

Along with 799 to 899 other people

[@BTBlahBlahBlah]

"He was immediately beaten to death in Philidelphia." Badger 2021 Me: Sounds like home.

[@robinbanks5338]

yup, *thats philly*

[@y0ur_m3rcenary7]

Sweeet home Philadelphia

[@michaeltang3009]

YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN

[@shaundouglas690]

Sweet home Philadelphia

[@toddcorbin6095]

The fact that he spoke german at 6:30 and he speaks it so well, its just awsome.

[@salzwurst3026]

That impressed me too

[@Camille_Jamal1]

yeah

[@Dagger3590]

What he say?

[@salzwurst3026]

@@Dagger3590 Flame thrower

[@PirateOfGermany]

Flame Thrower 5 and 30 (Thats just how you say 35 in german though)@@Dagger3590

[@DarthOmix]

As a resident of Pennsylvania, I can attest that "Yep, that's Philly" is a state-wide sentiment.

[@dre5586]

Countrywide

[@imretro2182]

Continent-wide

[@IGameShit]

@@imretro2182 worldwide

[@imretro2182]

@@IGameShit planet-wide

[@rockclanhawkstar1454]

As a person who visited Pennsylvania every year growing up to visit my mom's family, I agree.

[@normalpeoplelikeme]

The mo-cap suit has just elevated Badger's memery to a level of perfection beyond anything I ever imagined. True quality shitposting.

[@bobberman4641]

He’s now able to produce shitposts at an alarming rate with that mo-cap suit

[@ind0minusr3x51]

Unlocking the Mo-cap suit---> Shitposting became more powerfull

[@josharmstrong8813]

His shitposting ability just leveled up and he unlocked the mocap suit He can now produce shitposts with over 3 times the quality at double the speed

[@Earthenfist]

I was wondering how his animations had suddenly become so lifelike.

[@ayaxmcgill635]

You say perfection but his channel id basi8 "shitposter with da corporate credit card what will he do?" So you never know what will come next 😂

[@EricGamer87365]

Badger: This is a realistic WW2 Shooter Also Badger: The solders are splitting off by mitosis.

[@elianovati9212]

Eastern front be like:

[@KingCARROT19]

*Russian Bias*

[@lewisriding3137]

“I’ve had baked potatoes with more armour than this” made me uncontrollably start laughing it was such a good line 😂

[@americanhat3766]

Anyone else want to see him have a behind the scenes of him flailing his arms about while mumbling to himself?

[@benjaminpont220]

+1

[@alexanderaberg5854]

YES

[@BossManSays]

Yes

[@devinlarson1947]

YES

[@contemplatingrain2380]

Yes

[@blobert62]

“Jedi’s can block lasers? Ok, have fun with this buckshot.” Top 10 quotes of all time

[@magnusthered4973]

Mandalorians in a nutshell it’s either buck shot, disintegrator, or the flamenwhefer

[@youknowwhoitis.itsmyname4746]

@@magnusthered4973 it’s basically “ah, fuck your lightsabers, we got better than “bullets and lasers” shit”

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

Oh you block lasers? *How about fucking slugs*

[@blademaster2390]

The Mandalorians really be like “parry this you filthy casual”

[@givemeyoureggs456]

I can imagine a jedi charging a madalorian and they just casually pulls a saw off from the hip

[@AnthonyGarcia-pl8kc]

Imperial Guardsman: “I don’t want to go out there anymore!” Commissar Skullker: “Changing your mind… young man?”

[@jhopkins1515]

Death world boys: already out there having the time of their very short lives.

[@exudeku]

Kriegsmen:bruh

[@Zivon96]

Ciaphas Cain: "I don't wanna go out there anymore..." Also Ciaphas Cain: "Had I known then what I know now... I would have been out there."

[@generaljedi8691]

98K is like a 40K lazgun. Because those who make fun of how pitiful the lazgun is have never stood in a field of a thousand of them

[@IronWarhorsesFun]

FLAMERWURFER: PURGE THE HERETIC AND THE TRAITOR!!!!

[@that_Dominic_guy]

2:23 I appreciate the attempt at lessening the horror of how mitosis would actually work here. Let me be clear: EACH INDIVIDUAL SOLDIER WOULD DOUBLE EXPONENTIALLY. That thought is terrifying but it’s even more terrifying to not see it happen and wonder

[@zqsoul4415]

Chilling in world War two with the boys is the most appropriate title

[@can-bine1726]

I'm stealing that

[@josefzalusky7307]

Me n the boys on our way to becoming hive minds in WW2

[@paulsd9255]

Guess the algo didn't like WW2 on the title. Werfing Flammen works though.

[@Selatapey]

The first game of enlisted I joined: Ran over by a tank, switched to a different soldier, my entire squad got kamikazied by someone running at us with a grenade, respawned and got hit by a plane directly, the one guy that survived then took an artillery shell to the face. 10/10 game

[@notageologist3022]

You are as unlucky as I am, apparently.

[@AgentG106]

When I first played the riflemen on the other team were fricken playing the game like it was fortnite, they were crankin so many 90s on my team I just left

[@notageologist3022]

@@AgentG106 wtf? I'm picturing a ww2 veteran telling his life story and at one point he's like "Back in my day my squad encountered a bunch of Germans doin' that thang you youngsters call 'cranking 90's"

[@talenloracus7891]

@@AgentG106 I Wonder if we are the same game... I dominated every match so far, It felt like fighting against old people

[@OMGITZFUTUR3]

"Hey Grandad how was WW2?"

[@namelessguy653]

"Paterson fire a warning shot" "Sir this is a flame thrower" "Meh potatoe potatoe burn em alive Paterson"

[@Unkindled_ashes]

Nice i renember that.

[@hunterofsol3339]

"Patterson fire a warning shot" "Sir, this is an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher." "Meh potatoe potatoe, fire. *THUMP*"

[@saracen_rue6345]

Considering this is a clip from Division 2, and now that has a flamethrower, it still works

[@bloodykarambit9543]

@@Unkindled_ashes I member that to. It was fantastic

[@abysswalker2594]

@@hunterofsol3339 booom

[@Tactical_Corgi]

7:47 mortar men are pretty specific, when I use them, I just get my teammates to mark snipers for me. It's the best anti camper strat

[@davidkelley8442]

Haters: You can’t just shit post in 4K Badger: laughs maniacally in $26k motion capture suit

[@blackgem12]

Haha mocap suit go beep boop

[@ind0minusr3x51]

O B S E R V E

[@TheOriginalElkstone]

Thought you said shit posting in 40K, like warhammer Cause he does that and all

[@rickgrimes2756]

Mocap suit, well time to literallly become Jabba the hut because shit post

[@tristankahl6843]

Wait it cost how much???

[@johnathanfelder5800]

As a Philadelphian myself, I can confirm it is the battlefield 1 intro scene 24/7 all day all nite

[@gabriellackman1183]

As a fellow Philadelphian, I can confirm this statement...

[@dominusmaharg]

As a son of a Philadelphian, but still a Philadelphian at heart, agreed.

[@godfatherjames]

As a Philadelphian currently asking myself if those are gunshots or fireworks that I hear, I can fourth this statement.

[@dominusmaharg]

@@godfatherjames I hear them too and I aint in Philly currently

[@TotesNotAPerson]

*7 nation army glitch mob remix intensifies *

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodc8475]

I am 100% sure that if Badger ever became a teacher he would always have a 1911 on him to shoot whatever he wants the students to see instead of a laser pointer

[@YanagiKOW]

Nah man he would take out the people who skip class and call them deserters

[@explodedpoet6400]

@@YanagiKOW *slow clap* awesome~

[@nastalgiahood]

Hed probably make it like his warzone one with all the attachments and he'd definitly be a history teacher since hed have more chances to use it, and then he can listen to sabaton for CONTENT

[@jamesfinch6139]

He needs to get the .45 long slide with laser sightings

[@jackjedi811]

Patriotism intensifies

[@dappermagician268]

17:33 spirit airlines when ur 10,000 feet in the air.

[@deez695]

Boeing: (If I'm not here again, you know who did it)

[@Lokoclutch98]

I can never be disappointed when badger and the boys play a period game. Especially when the germans are involved. Everyone knows the germans are known for they're sense of humor

[@SWTobito0702]

Oh we sure are😁

[@Codex_0613]

their*

[@chillerhasen]

👌🏻

[@KaempferleonTTV]

guten tag i hear german what you need. can it a little bit of GAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS or something else

[@Stale_Mahoney]

this is german humor, it is no laughing matter...

[@Dreager141]

Can’t wait for the Vietnam-era sequel to Enlisted, “Drafted”

[@thundergaming155]

*Fortunate Son playing in the backround*

[@rcslyman8929]

Squad spawns drop in the LZ. We go in like Mel Gibson. We came out like Willem Dafoe.

[@mileskessler2905]

@@rcslyman8929 lmao u mean we don't come out??

[@rcslyman8929]

@@mileskessler2905 You, sir, know your cultural references.

[@J.Wolf90]

@@rcslyman8929 😆

[@carstenhoppert3749]

i (as a german) love how every time bageer plays as a german in ANY game he mixes german and english together i like that

[@kacperszatko8192]

Shouldn't he say Werstehst du mich instead of wersteht er mich? I ain't no native speaker but see a difference between persons.

[@boxovitch5218]

I’m learning German in duolingo and it’s always fun seeing you tubers I watch speak German

[@semsessense]

@@kacperszatko8192 i mean im pretty Sure he said Versteht ihr mich? And he probaly meant us the viewer so more then one Person so he said it right

[@Cheesieweesie]

Hello neighbor

[@Sorta8]

Welp ,I'll say *where's the difference?* .

[@copper8327]

"Jedi's can block lasers? ok, have fun with this BUCKSHOT" Best line of the video. Badger, your jokes are really helping me rn, I'm sick with what we think is a fever, and watching this video with my tea and Advil is really helping. thanks for your amazing humor and hilarious content. Keep making amazing videos like this.

[@GZilla311]

Hope you’re doing better. 15:03 for reference to others

[@copper8327]

Thanks! I hope your doing good too. :)

[@thor8606]

I love how you guys can always be such patriots for whatever country you're currently committing war crimes in the name of

[@TheCreepyLantern]

"dude they let us do war crimes, 'cause we're loyal"

[@unwantedtryharding5394]

I won’t lie, the Engineer building a new spawn, using the character Spawn, was lowkey genius.

[@The_whales]

Building a spawn point *begins smacking with hammer*

[@kburton7530]

Say guess what... I’ve got an Shotgun!

[@shadowgsokami9932]

Spawn in and all you hear is "Do you even know the definition of immortality?"

[@junloyola1375]

​@@kburton7530bro there's no shotgun in enlisted 💀💀

[@aidennatteravent4519]

@@junloyola1375 bro there's no brain in your skull 💀💀💀💀

[@Ahmopsk]

this is so polished, since most of badger's uncut twitch content was just him setting himself on fire by accident, him kamikazing into people and sniping with the anti-tank rifle.

[@Safetyswitch]

did you just say *POLISH* ???

[@blackjesus723]

I honestly was excited to see he uploaded. Theres no tellin how much of a shit post this video is with that mo cap suit he bought

[@ronin1915]

I just noticed that Badger animated the Luger pistol jamming - which was a common problem with those pistols (7:05)

[@Glitch_SYS]

Geuce: What caliber does a BAR shoot? Grouse: 30-06 Geuce: WHAT?!

[@souldemon70]

*heavenly (Edit) don't listen to my dumbass, I thought it was pink but it was not

[@vladgabrielmatei9128]

@@souldemon70 ah dont worry about it

[@souldemon70]

@@vladgabrielmatei9128 thank you good sir for being so understanding

[@vladgabrielmatei9128]

@@souldemon70 the world's a shit place doesnt mean we cant be better to compensate

[@ricerice8940]

Geuce's *WHAT?!* fucking killed me way deader than I thought it would

[@xerarch_ash]

“You killed one if me, but did you kill all of me” Well if badger is flying overhead droppin 250kg bombs on your general area imma say yes

[@bucherwurm5344]

"Das macht viel spaß", which in german means "that´s a lot of fun!" "That shit bangs" is more like "Der Scheiß ballert"

[@phoenixairsoft7118]

Noch ein deutscher ?

[@bucherwurm5344]

@@phoenixairsoft7118Yep, Österreicher um genau zu sein

[@maksuzbrojony8221]

@@bucherwurm5344 ah yes

[@zerog.knight7122]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZmS0pqydgpWMeJo

[@maksuzbrojony8221]

their sheis B A L L I N

[@gorkkkk]

15:03 this moment right here made me and my friend realised we both liked bajur on our first meeting, and now we've been best friends for 3 years, so thanks bajur

[@genghisjon7288]

I love how Philadelphia literally translates to "brotherly love". Hitchbot got murdered in the city of brotherly love. Man, Philly's a special place

[@moshpitfuneral]

That's Philly

[@BlackWolf18C]

@@moshpitfuneral Yup

[@alphaandomega4422]

special like a short bus

[@EvilAwoken]

That’s Philly

[@squid2463]

as a philly resident I can confirm

[@corvanj8766]

*_"one shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask... what dreams of chronic and cruelty?"_* The dude:

[@reaperhunter7297]

Pyro in a nutshell

[@b_boy0077]

nice among us reference

[@totallynotasquid2906]

what’s behind the mask: some brain dead youtuber who doesn’t care for any norms

[@TotesNotAPerson]

Boko no pico op starts playing in the background

[@parkourcracker3984]

@@b_boy0077 w H a t

[@silverhawk8699]

Gotta say, this 'low-fi to storm Normandy to' playlist is indeed *a certified Allied classic*

[@TotesNotAPerson]

And let me guess mick Gordon for the nazi which in all actuality is technically the national Socialist of Germany Nazi is actually a Bulgarian term for simple minded but oh well pop-culture will be pop-culture

[@ApolloTheLyre]

2:41 i love the detail of the shot hitting grouse's helmet

[@-anactualdoggo-]

Can we all just appreciate the level of editing before the 3rd minute mark. It's insane.

[@accidxntal1786]

he uses a $20,000 mocap suit

[@mirage4023]

@@accidxntal1786 and I’d say it’s the best damn purchase he’s ever fucking made

[@-anactualdoggo-]

@@accidxntal1786 I know

[@accidxntal1786]

@@mirage4023 easily lmao

[@ShadowXaenen]

Badger: plays literally any war game. Heavy machine guns: *you rang?*

[@goomy9966]

You may be able to beat me, but can you beat my MG42?

[@Vault_tec10]

All you finna hear is a brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

[@charcoal4742]

People: the machine gun isn't really that good Badger: mg42 go brrr

[@gavinbillings6535]

@@goomy9966 "some people think they can out smart me maybe .....maybe. i have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet" - the Heavy

[@wokedog1799]

*GPMGs

[@littlefunk4194]

Fun fact that part at 3:15 where the dude explodes via his own grenade, Badger actually SHOT the grenade IN HIS HAND which caused it to explode. Otherwise, he would have thrown it automatically.

[@aidennatteravent4519]

Holy shit

[@empereurnico6048]

damn

[@stormtendo]

Holy F-king shit

[@yancamb2202]

Dang, that's impressive.

[@fayecorbett7890]

Damn, and badger didn’t even realize.

[@DougCraftOfficial]

0:49 most realistic voice acting

[@aidanhartline3411]

“What Caliber is a Bar in?” “30-06” “What?!” Can confirm, 30-06 hit different when you only get 1 shot at a time.

[@sigilumsanctum2105]

I feel like he had an awakening when he heard that

[@aidanhartline3411]

@@sigilumsanctum2105 bruh quite frankly I didn’t know that until he said it either but I mean I wasn’t that surprised cause Murcia

[@MachineMan-mj4gj]

@@aidanhartline3411 And the best part is, the BAR was so heavy that the recoil was actually pretty light.

[@jacoblansman8147]

Why am I learning that the BAR is a full-auto Garand with triple-sized mag in a Badger video? This seems like the sort of shit I'd learn over on Brandon Herrera's channel

[@phasedcloak2835]

"There a mutherfunkin full-auto Garand!!?" how have i never heard of this?

[@StarkRaven59]

M1919: Am I a joke to you?

[@asdrubaelvect8038]

It wasn't meme'd yet so Herrera probably isn't even aware.

[@lukelblitz3627]

@@asdrubaelvect8038 ....Herrera owns a goddamn gun building company He prolly knows more about firearms than any of us

[@asdrubaelvect8038]

@@lukelblitz3627 Jesus Dude, it was a joke. Have you not seen gun meme review? What is he your Dad or something?

[@kapnerad]

"What caliber does a BAR shoot?" "30.06." "WHAT??!!" "Yep, BAR go BRRRT."

[@navypilot47]

Nah, BAR go DAKKA

[@TheBuddel]

Sadly just twenty rounds

[@clothar23]

@@TheBuddel If 20 rounds of 30-06 can't solve your problems you're already dead.

[@TheBuddel]

@@clothar23 well yes, but actually yes

[@lime6423]

4:26 means [do you understand me?] in german btw. Edit: I did not expect people to be polite and say thanks… the internet does have polite and nice people after all.

[@SemiherdemAkcay-uc3cp]

Thanks man your a life saver

[@lime6423]

@HOGABOGA69 your welcome

[@lime6423]

@@SemiherdemAkcay-uc3cp your welcome, but I think your exaggerating.

[@Tigerman4545]

Thank you, I was literally just about to plug that shit into google translate

[@lime6423]

@@Tigerman4545 your welcome!

[@paraphidd]

Note about Mortars and Artillery: Whenever Badger first made this video, arty was straight up overpowered because it was spammable and covered a wide radius, which kinda makes me wonder why Badger doesn’t seem to like it, I remember getting half of my squad wiped from it at the beginning of the round because someone called in arty right outside our spawn. Mortars aren’t easy to use but after you get the hang of it, they’re really good. Something that isn’t mentioned a lot is that marking enemies and placing markers on the map actually creates a range marker for mortar users that reads out the exact range you need to aim at. Just move your mouse until the range is about right and you should be good to go. Neither of them match the ridiculous power of an attacker though

[@niagarawarrior9623]

i recently unlocked the mortar team, it also has a radio operator in it, and an engineer in it. Although it becomes a lot more boring sitting in the backlines, never seeing an enemy and never firing a single shot from a gun, I've easily tripled the amount of kills i get. As long as someone with an engineer frequently builds an ammo box next to me, i can easily exceed 100 kills. when used properly, and combined with having the map open to see where your mortar shells explode (so you can fine tune and hell directly inside the trenches), its very easy to clear out and deny the objective, allowing the rest of the team to capture. your right though, mortars and artillery are largely useless UNLESS team members spot for you, (which they very rarely do, even when you ask them to). In a game with no spotters, i can get 30ish kills with only mortars. in a game with many people spotting, ive gotten up to 130 kills.

[@gagejohnathan9641]

He states two reasons why, my guess the main reason being the action kept moving too fast for him to be able to effectively use the mortars, hence why he prefers the plane.

[@Khajiidaro]

Honestly I've preferred radio squad because I've gone easily 20 - 0 in games without people spotting and not all my kills were from arty hits. I actually had one guy pissed off because I refused to move to the front yet I had nearly as many kills as him and fewer deaths but he wanted to act like he was better at the game than the whole team and just stopped playing halfway through the match.

[@kadhammer5355]

@@Khajiidaro He wasn't wrong though. 20-0 is kinda meh too. People often miss the fact that the game is all about winning. You get XP multipliers by just winning. In other words you'd get about the same amount of XP in a match where you had 100 kills and lost, as you would've gotten from a game where you had 50 kills and won. Like really, no one gives a shit about your KDR unless you rack up at least 100+ kills in a single match. And even then it's pointless unless you play the objective and fuck around just hanging back as a mortar or arty squad, without a proper spotter you're pure deadweight. The only proper way to use these troop types are to blast away your mortar shells as soon as you spawn and make one or 2 (if you're lucky enough to be alive for the arty CD to reset) artillery strikes as you make your way to the objective. People simply doesn't understand the importance of combined armes and almost never mark enemy positions anyways. He was a bit of a dick to drop out though.

[@tansanbotilya1443]

Seriously, mortars are not easy to use(at least not as easy as Battlefield), and is up to the territory of dogshit.

[@schonnj]

"Jedis can block lasers? Okay, have fun with this buckshot" is a motto to be respected.

[@jesserenfro9180]

It wasn't buckshot it was slugs that would go through the saber and melt into their faces..... "Oh you use those things to block projectiles? BE A SHAME IF I WEAPONIZED THAT"

[@crustaceanking3293]

@@jesserenfro9180 thats canonically how the Mandalorians fought the Jedi

[@kratosgamerization4907]

when I heard that I litterally went *HOLY SHIT*

[@AceBallon3721]

@@crustaceanking3293 yup

[@ricecooker7037]

Parry this elite preferred species

[@josephdominick1157]

14:25 that was the most shock, terror, and pride I have eve heard in someone's voice

[@Dasher_The_Viral]

I like how this entire video is essentially just an ad, and that I am actually enjoying it.

[@johnrider433]

I love how Badger represents a spawn point by literally using a T-posing spawn coming out of the ground by Engineer.

[@adastra3280]

"Hans did you get the panzerfaust?" "nein, I brought the entire American army"

[@ninja6245-real]

“Ja hanz. But ze entire American army!”

[@BarneyFromBlackMesa]

EvErYbOdY gAnStA tIlL bAdGeR pUlLs OuT tHe PMM

[@geniesaund]

The thing that makes this gaming channel unique from the others is that the commentary are literal animations. Respect

[@panozesperantegtr-1gobrrrr141]

Legit bought a 30k mocap suit to shitpost in 4k man

[@EvelynVioletEverlight]

13:25 imagine seeing an enemy plane approaching but before it can reach the battle a soldier with a rifle from behind the same enemy lines just nails it with a single shot lmao

[@mnmtortise3341]

You have no idea how much I love seeing tf2 engineer in the trenches

[@terrilackend2422]

Same

[@drewbutler1326]

Makin bacon.

[@Winslow19]

Fitting

[@centric3125]

Yyaaaaaalllll 'bout to have a *real bad DAYY!* (Shotgun pumps.)

[@kingkroolmain8532]

Badger: “don’t die before they detonate or they won’t count” Next scene: *the kills count after you die*

[@ethandonnelly1973]

No no, they don't count as YOUR kills, they count as deaths, but don't credit anyone.

[@phetvenly]

@Smaze No.

[@AustinJeffSchafer5801]

You dont get the points for the kills

[@Emperor_Of_Mankind]

@@AustinJeffSchafer5801 still ded tho

[@Litterbugtaylor]

It also allows the bombs to kill teammates so just don't

[@theriolulad4808]

"This shit wonky as fuck." Holds the same energy as my friend's,"Is he holding a nade?", and then dying from said grenade

[@ConradTheLonelyStump]

Badger, I know this video is 3 years old, but you better start selling those bingo cards, or I will swap all your GoGurt out for toothpaste.

[@meloncat4882]

Here's a joke for badger: three Germans walk into a BAR they have a garand time

[@glenhowland8711]

God that’s foul comically

[@nashtebelak466]

Kar you going to keep making these jokes? Less taste than those communion werfers. Damn...I've become the one thing I swore to destroy

[@geschlechtspunkheiten4180]

Ah, I see wehr this is göring

[@0vrsa0]

thats disgusting. *thats great tho*

[@grantdietrich2360]

It's all fun and games until they set the bar on fire.

[@khiemtrinh8330]

“Am I right, Dallas?” “AUGH, I’M DYING”

[@chaosmiles07]

BAAAIIINNN

[@Mangos1021]

I NEED A MEDIC BAG I laughed so much at this part for some reason.

[@MineCraft-wt7iz]

"Jedi's can block lasers? Ok..have fun with this BUCKSHOT" my favorite line here

[@MineCraft-wt7iz]

@SharkTank Excuseme whaaaaaat

[@pineappleboi27]

@SharkTank 🧂🧂🧂

[@ChimeraMK]

@SharkTank You ok dude? Got something you wanna get off your chest?

[@oilybat3269]

17:33 That one guy in WW3 that graduated from the Air Force academy online

[@thefrog101]

"lofi beats to storm Normandy to" I think i nearly burst a lung from this line

[@Paludion]

There are videos on youtube called "WW2 noises to relax and study", because what's more calming than the sound of violence and death of others. ^^

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

*America 100*

[@g4rrtt]

"He was immediately beaten to death in Philidelphia." Me, an American: Yep, just a normal day in America.

[@kasagrim7215]

Nah it’s just Philadelphia. People can’t keep there composure. But yet again if he want to the other countries to get to San Francisco. He’d be in the hospital right now. Thank got it didn’t went to Detroit Edit, woop. I meant to say if the bot wanted to get to other states to get to San Francisco he be in the hospital. Would’ve probably choose safer route lol

[@bobiscool2086]

Hitch bot doesn’t pay for the ride the driver and his friends that seems like something a communist would do

[@nickkontozoglus4771]

@@bobiscool2086 first off that’s not communism, it’s called freeloading. And second off, it’s something that younger siblings would do. But whoever decided to put the hitch bot anywhere near Philadelphia obviously isn’t from the US.

[@bobiscool2086]

@@nickkontozoglus4771 I am 10 years old lol and you’re trying to prove me wrong that’s pretty funny to me

[@nickkontozoglus4771]

@@bobiscool2086 I don’t care about your age and I don’t need to know it. But potato pototo, you say “proving you wrong” I say “correcting you while also taking a shot at my freeloading siblings who always ask me for rides now that I’m driving.” Basically same thing.

[@jjojo6520]

The Russian badger is the only guy who can make me watch a 20 minute ad

[@k0vert.]

and 9 seconds

[@plushdadumb7101]

true dat

[@brothernotsmartius1244]

That is veeeeeeeeeeeeeryyyyyyyyyy true

[@fatihaydynly5500]

facts

[@weasel003gaming7]

True man, fucking true

[@BoldDestinyAnimations]

Badger speaking German is unironically terrifying

[@gulzaarbains7908]

Being able to hot swap between squad mates is the kind of Age of Ultron shit I’m all for “All of you vs all of me”

[@mjwastak3n_55]

"We burned them with flametrowers, it was neat" - Little Pete

[@pawedorna4382]

Boomers in nutshell

[@marmkipler1661]

little pete spoke words of wisdom

[@TheUmbralWolf]

Ignorant savages!

[@jhinfps2377]

I kinda feel the kid's sentiment hahaha

[@stylishniggachannel4763]

@@TheUmbralWolf bombardment

[@travona6755]

Badger: “I can be a german? Yes please.” *War Crimes Intensify*

[@privatesectorsec]

When Badger doesn’t just get bingo on the video he fills in the whole board

[@jyxtheberzerking4824]

that's blackout

[@Jacob-zk1jy]

then heavenly shoots him and steals the free space

[@Cecebean22]

Quadruple Badger is the most scariest thing and most amazing thing at the same time, and better than living pool noodles.

[@WarmishTextbook]

0:31 Absolutely fantastic

[@couchpotatoe8077]

My first thought was "OH God there's more than one...."

[@DMS_Yeet]

I love the way bager said "good morning" and the other replied "oooooooooooooooooo" hilarious 😂

[@MadamInsanity88]

"What caliber does a bar shoot?" "30.06" "WHAT?!" Bro that fucking killed me.

[@d4m4ge55]

Lol same

[@jhopkins1515]

That was a very genuine "WHAT" and I loved it.

[@brandonstowe5849]

Big fucking Round

[@duckilyy_]

he replied so quickly, like not even a second later "30.06"

[@Texan.Insomniac]

14:25

[@pudding2675]

Not gonna lie, "Thank you for letting me borrow your eyeballs for like 20 minutes" is probably one of the most courteous ways to end a video I have seen on KZbin yet. That was fucking adorable.

[@thegoldenbro78]

Germans: Zere iz no way zey can defeat us *Monster can crack with the sound of a 1911 and a Flame thrower* Germans: Aw shit we leaving

[@trial_with_an_error9687]

*Marching through Georgia start playing the background*

[@JDubs-wf6gj]

The "DoNt MiNd if I dO" part had me dying ong 💀💀💀 if you want to see the part its at 2:52

[@Ninity__]

I like how he goes from perfect German pronunciation to English so fast.

[@rizalwan1838]

A canandian that lives in the U.S. who speaks german and calls himself russian. Yup, thats badger alright.

[@luap7339z]

Im from germany and its not perfect german but sill pretty good

[@yeetnoodle9668]

Enlisted took "you fool I HAVE 30 OTHER ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS" To a whole new level

[@16imademanudutawedharma96]

You will never know my main!

[@doot7730]

As a enlisted player il confirm there's nothing more terrafying than 3 players with Maxed infantry squads running at you

[@pramusetyakanca1552]

“Heheheheheh, you fool. I have *70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!!!* You will never know my main!”

[@killeranimatronic5448]

@@pramusetyakanca1552 found it oh and I delete all your alts hahaha and also I pissed on your main account so now it's mine hahhahaha

[@worstnarrator4694]

Are you refering to eggfucker1?

[@Liam-ut1zh]

i feel like some of the things that are said in this video are shockingly accurate to what some actual soldiers in battle would say

[@PhoenixAce]

“Get out of my swamp Americans”-Nazi shrek

[@iammaine4035]

Yo my xbox s was stolen so I bought a xbox one and now I can't play this GOD DANGIT

[@gexgaming6954]

It's ok I have a very good machine gun

[@inkycat7167]

How do you have a comment 1 hour ago hut the video is 57 minutes ago?

[@NERD-47319]

They caught me off guard with the bingo joke Love the vids Hope you have a good day

[@Ian_StoryhammerForge]

10:43 As a Philly resident, myself, That is remarkably accurate. XD

[@ericgordon342]

Im in the suburbs, it dosent get much better tbh

[@nickkontozoglus4771]

Something tells me if it ended up in Texas, the result wouldn’t be much different. The only difference would be instead of stab wounds, there would be bullet holes everywhere.

[@Coiledboat]

Indeed

[@pramusetyakanca1552]

Welp, now I wanna take a holiday vacation in Canada.

[@krispymeme4965]

Philly is so bad it might be a European city that was teleported into the US

[@ethanburdick4176]

“Why so sour, kraut” - some random American solder 1943

[@thewanderer1228]

Pëtër : damnit we need support Hans : Flammenwerfer sounds intensify

[@VoidinSI]

I main sniper. One game, I watched my entire squad get blown to bits by a tank...other then one dude who wasn't the squad leader or a sniper, so I took control of him, picked up the sniper from the squad leaders corpse and some ammo from other guns, and got 27 kills with that sniper he picked up. I was at least a quarter of the reason we won, because whenever the control point was taken, I'd shoot the enemies who took, allowing other ally squads to move in. 4 times. And mind you, this was with one riflemen with a sniper he picked up from the squad leader. I have never been able to recreate that situation since.

[@percival371]

This is a revenge arc story. The man witnessing his whole squad get wiped out, and then vows to avenge them tenfold

[@kinglod2312]

Badger has found a new level Beyond The Uncanny Valley just for his animations

[@arronalt]

Motion tracking magic

[@drhater2318]

It’s kind of cringe but it’s also unique and pretty cool

[@windowsxp9120]

@@drhater2318 it’s not cringe. Just creative.

[@asuhdude3510]

very cringe and its also nowhere near Uncanny Valley

[@drhater2318]

Hans I already said it’s creative, but to me it is still pretty cringe

[@infitotem2142]

“Thanks for letting me barrow your eyeballs for like twenty minutes” god I hate that

[@jerimiahcocom2980]

1:48 dude that was him?!

[@BigJackHorner1]

did he get you lmao

[@jerimiahcocom2980]

​@@BigJackHorner1yea

[@dr.goldinson3583]

*Witnesses someone being roasted alive by hot fuel that is sticking to their body* “Who’s the bratwurst now?”

[@Covenboven]

This animation has now gone to a new level of B A S E D

[@nteridr9115]

its cause he uses a motion capture suit. thats why his videos r gonna take longer to get released

[@faffy2632]

Worth

[@charcoal4742]

@@nteridr9115 really?

[@balter8999]

@@charcoal4742 yeah if you check his star wars video in the sponsor he said raid helped him get the mocap

[@Z3nj1]

I hope he will still make some animations im used to the old animations and I think he uses the motion capture suit too much

[@monsterfanatic5344]

14:25 is my favorite part of the vid mostly because of how genuinely surprised and confused Grouse sounds. Also the concept of a full-auto M1 Garand is incredibly terrifying, thank you for that-

[@Camo-un8ee]

Fun fact: technically the phrase should be "the m1 garand is a semi auto bar" because the bar was in ww1 Take your pick which is scarier honestly

[@robbyninja4615]

Grouse is the one explaining, Badda is the one that was surprised XD

[@don_donimoes]

@@robbyninja4615 wrong again! That’s Geuce that’s surprised! Right on grouse tho, cause his text is green, check desc

[@dave_shootout219]

Want a full auto M1 garand? Check out the M14 then.

[@Mr-Trox]

The only things they really have in common is the caliber and wooden furniture. Their internals have basically nothing in common beyond the general things you find in every rifle.

[@kayladraws83]

10:10 I must time stamp this, it’s both sad yet funny!

[@AVORIN16]

I get it 💀

[@Steelgrey666]

I nearly choked on my pizza when i saw the engineer literally building a T-posing Spawn.

[@poodlemeister22314]

I think that's the best joke of the vid tbh

[@fadlanal-amsi9839]

Yep v:

[@generichuman8224]

Lmao same here I was also eating pizza XD

[@TheCrystonian]

"Jedi's can Block Lasers? Okay..have fun with this BUCKSHOT" Love this. So fucking great badger!

[@illogicalbear6200]

He's not even fucking joking, the gauntlets with tasers, flamethrowers and micro missiles we're all developed as anti Jedi weapons, and they solidified into the mandalorian culture.

[@TheCrystonian]

@@illogicalbear6200 Yeah, thats why I love it. Cause it literally was no joke. I mean they were so good of weapons the Republic literally banned the usage and manufacturing of said weapons.