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[@restitutororbis1216]

"Hans did you get the panzerfaust?" "Nein, I brought the panzer division." *ERIKA INTENSIFIES*

[@reddeathstar2428]

*ghost division intensifies*

[@shinakuma1510]

Angy tachunka noises

[@iswallowedabrick2820]

Via mitosis

[@enricopucci7205]

*THEY'RE THE PANZER ELITE*

[@ploppyjr2373]

@@enricopucci7205 *BORN TO COMPETE*

[@betinacarreto7679]

A side note on the hitchBOT story: After it got brutally killed once it reached Philadelphia, a Philly radio station by the name of “station 93.3 WMMR” made a new robot named Pope Bot. Pope Bot was made to see if Philadelphians would treat it more better than they were with hitchBOT. And they did.

[@thelivingglitch1371]

HOW better?

[@xenomorphoverlord]

@@thelivingglitch1371 They left his arms

[@avonheart]

@@thelivingglitch1371 less stab wounds this time

[@astolfofansunny4047]

@@avonheart nice to know the name of the pope can somewhat make Philadelphans less blood thirty even if it just kept it arms and had not as many stab wounds.

[@duckboi1473]

What if you are a pop tart behind cover got a cremation? Would it smell like toaster strudel?

[@EnbyNomad]

"Jedis can block lasers, okay have fun with this buckshot" perfectly sums up mandalorian culture and history

[@sirilluminarthevaliant2895]

And losing. Don’t forget that part. Losing is a mando tradition

[@iago110]

Also civil war with both sides being dominated by either sith or republic in the end. Mandos are told to be badasses but they got fucked by almost every faction lol

[@VGLounge]

@@iago110 They have among the best individual soldiers, but are very small in numbers compared to most famous factions

[@viyhexe131]

Mandos really said "parry this you fucking casual!"

[@bogustoast22none25]

They lost cause all they did was fight until they got tired and the rest of the Galaxy just had to wait until they ran out of steam.

[@RedNumber19]

The first game of enlisted I joined: Ran over by a tank, switched to a different soldier, my entire squad got kamikazied by someone running at us with a grenade, respawned and got hit by a plane directly, the one guy that survived then took an artillery shell to the face. 10/10 game

[@notageologist3022]

You are as unlucky as I am, apparently.

[@AgentG106]

When I first played the riflemen on the other team were fricken playing the game like it was fortnite, they were crankin so many 90s on my team I just left

[@notageologist3022]

@@AgentG106 wtf? I'm picturing a ww2 veteran telling his life story and at one point he's like "Back in my day my squad encountered a bunch of Germans doin' that thang you youngsters call 'cranking 90's"

[@talenloracus7891]

@@AgentG106 I Wonder if we are the same game... I dominated every match so far, It felt like fighting against old people

[@OMGITZFUTUR3]

"Hey Grandad how was WW2?"

[@2idiotillas]

as a half russian person dating a german woman i use the phrase "still lost the war tho" everytime we are arguing and joking 13:48 is where i learned this sacred knowledge

[@simple__sigma3287]

This is abuse 😭

[@treemannick2969]

@@simple__sigma3287not if she laughs about it lmao

[@WTFisTingispingis]

You're a chad.

[@mastercow19]

great 10/10

[@stormtendo]

Based

[@davidkelley8442]

Haters: You can’t just shit post in 4K Badger: laughs maniacally in $26k motion capture suit

[@blackgem12]

Haha mocap suit go beep boop

[@ind0minusr3x51]

O B S E R V E

[@TheOriginalElkstone]

Thought you said shit posting in 40K, like warhammer Cause he does that and all

[@rickgrimes2756]

Mocap suit, well time to literallly become Jabba the hut because shit post

[@tristankahl6843]

Wait it cost how much???

[@MadamInsanity88]

"What caliber does a bar shoot?" "30.06" "WHAT?!" Bro that fucking killed me.

[@d4m4ge55]

Lol same

[@jhopkins1515]

That was a very genuine "WHAT" and I loved it.

[@brandonstowe5849]

Big fucking Round

[@duckilyy_]

he replied so quickly, like not even a second later "30.06"

[@Texan.Insomniac]

14:25

[@gimmeklik1632]

badger speaking german still amuses me , and btw his pronounciation is pretty good

[@captaindarksign3589]

Yes iam German myself and i have to say. Ich verstehe dich sehr gut wenn du mir einen Schulbus voller Deutscher Soldaten vor die Nase stelltst

[@jojosworlds1208]

A surprise for sure but a welcome one.

[@toddcorbin6095]

@@captaindarksign3589 i used Google Translate to se what you said in German, and that made this much funnier, not entirely sure why, it just did.

[@captaindarksign3589]

@@toddcorbin6095 yeah, you can do the funniest stuff with google translate,, just run a random sentences through 100 languages and you get godlike comedic stuff.

[@captaindarksign3589]

What did it say?

[@ender_4285]

Honestly, this is an amazing game with an amazing community. I was playing a game and just go “Omaha ‘beach?’, what do you mean beach, its a wall of corpses” and some random dude just goes, “we will use them as fertilizer for our flowers later” and everyone bursted out laughing

[@mrcyberian9079]

“Cherish your kneecaps while you still have them” -Sun Tzu, probably

[@TotesNotAPerson]

“ behead them and then s**t down your enemies throat” -Sun Tzu, definitely 100%

[@bobberman4641]

@@TotesNotAPerson nah, pretty sure Genghis Kahn said that

[@slyriddle968]

You my guy watch Technoblade right? 😏😅

[@comikal_dadog217]

Begins to cut off knee caps with katana

[@denyhaguilar679]

"Stay straped or get clapped." -Sun Tzu, the art of war.

[@optimuscrime1023]

Badgers Resume: -Intense obsession for Pyrotechnics -Executes Squadrons with Lugers on Tuesdays -Enjoys Domeing people with Hunter rifles -Breaking the Genova Conventions with the boys on an hourly basis -inhales mustard gas like it’s solvent abuse -has the world “GaggleFuck” in his vocab

[@unrulybot1352]

You Forgot -Shitposting like it's his personality.

[@Chirpysemperboy]

Has the word "Gagglefuck" tattooed across his chest.

[@nodeloliver6201]

-Consumes cold-can ravioli with reckless and frightening abandoned. -Enjoys killing pickles, bananas, and robots in various and creative ways. -Regularly vibe-checks gamers with the force of a thousand suns. -Is the reason why Gamer Sups has no lawsuits. (They'll never find the bodies) -Is the reason why it DO go down like that. -Has a pet Shark named Clarence, who is wanted in several countries for MULTIPLE war-crimes. -Speaks German. That's it. -Is unironically Canadian -Violently American. Like, wholesale slaughter levels of American. -Is NOT, in fact, Russian. Merely lulling the Russians into a false sense of security so Clarence can re-assume power in Chechnya. -Secretly a badger. He plans on retaking his kingdom from the raccoons.

[@Cooldude-ko7ps]

Breaks not breaking. Awesome.

[@getcancer1542]

@@Chirpysemperboy wait for real?

[@BottleofJarritos]

For how many times Engineer from TF2 are in these videos, It's surprising how little this channel has posted about TF2, especially because TF2 is *very* Chaotic

[@Lazycake1]

ja(yes)

[@shogun616]

Sí

[@nexanine]

Da

[@nexanine]

হ্যা

[@junya4351]

The robot they used when demonstrating what happened to hitch bot, is from Titanfall 2 another game that can be shortened to TF2

[@lewisriding3137]

“I’ve had baked potatoes with more armour than this” made me uncontrollably start laughing it was such a good line 😂

[@aidanhartline3411]

“What Caliber is a Bar in?” “30-06” “What?!” Can confirm, 30-06 hit different when you only get 1 shot at a time.

[@sigilumsanctum2105]

I feel like he had an awakening when he heard that

[@aidanhartline3411]

@@sigilumsanctum2105 bruh quite frankly I didn’t know that until he said it either but I mean I wasn’t that surprised cause Murcia

[@MachineMan-mj4gj]

@@aidanhartline3411 And the best part is, the BAR was so heavy that the recoil was actually pretty light.

[@johnathanfelder5800]

As a Philadelphian myself, I can confirm it is the battlefield 1 intro scene 24/7 all day all nite

[@gabriellackman1183]

As a fellow Philadelphian, I can confirm this statement...

[@dominusmaharg]

As a son of a Philadelphian, but still a Philadelphian at heart, agreed.

[@godfatherjames]

As a Philadelphian currently asking myself if those are gunshots or fireworks that I hear, I can fourth this statement.

[@dominusmaharg]

@@godfatherjames I hear them too and I aint in Philly currently

[@TotesNotAPerson]

*7 nation army glitch mob remix intensifies *

[@toddcorbin6095]

The fact that he spoke german at 6:30 and he speaks it so well, its just awsome.

[@salzwurst3026]

That impressed me too

[@Mr.Manta5988]

2:13 For anyone wondering: The sign in the background reads: Strictly Prohibited is Smoking Lighting of fire or entering with open source of light.

[@P.A.T.R.I.O.T-le5wu]

Thank you, google translate sucks

[@BTBlahBlahBlah]

"He was immediately beaten to death in Philidelphia." Badger 2021 Me: Sounds like home.

[@robinbanks5338]

yup, *thats philly*

[@y0ur_m3rcenary7]

Sweeet home Philadelphia

[@michaeltang3009]

YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN

[@shaundouglas690]

Sweet home Philadelphia

[@namelessguy653]

"Paterson fire a warning shot" "Sir this is a flame thrower" "Meh potatoe potatoe burn em alive Paterson"

[@christianoalmeidademoraes4993]

Nice i renember that.

[@hunterofsol3339]

"Patterson fire a warning shot" "Sir, this is an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher." "Meh potatoe potatoe, fire. *THUMP*"

[@saracen_rue6345]

Considering this is a clip from Division 2, and now that has a flamethrower, it still works

[@bloodykarambit9543]

@@christianoalmeidademoraes4993 I member that to. It was fantastic

[@abysswalker2594]

@@hunterofsol3339 booom

[@matchead6972]

A glimpse of the future, new tactics in war New doctrine in combat explored As fast as lightning, there's no time to mourn A glimpse of the future and Blitzkrieg is born! *MG42 INTENSIFIES*

[@MaticTheProto]

Overwhelming firepower galore :P

[@jackdobbie7268]

@@MaticTheProto there fuelled by the fear in their enemies eyes

[@shogun616]

out of the trenches the stormtroopers rise

[@Tamo_thehighschoolartist]

This sounds like Sabaton

[@matchead6972]

yes@@Tamo_thehighschoolartist

[@griffincrump5077]

Now I want a 40k game where this is how you play guard & tau but when you play space marines you’re just the one marine

[@Baldwin-iv445]

What about orcs?

[@griffincrump5077]

@@Baldwin-iv445 if you’re a Nob or something it’s just the one, for boys you get to be a whole chunk (bonus points for the number you get being partially randomized because they have 0 organization)

[@americanhat3766]

Anyone else want to see him have a behind the scenes of him flailing his arms about while mumbling to himself?

[@benjaminpont220]

+1

[@alexanderaberg5854]

YES

[@BossManSays]

Yes

[@devinlarson1947]

YES

[@contemplatingrain2380]

Yes

[@panic5306]

"an MG34 can solve 800 to 900 problems per minute" fucking killed me

[@patatas08]

You're computer is lagging? Just take out your trusty MG34 and fire 100 rounds into it

[@matthewpallenik1407]

@@patatas08 Then take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen

[@maximepg9156]

@@matthewpallenik1407 *SIIIIIIIIIIIP*

[@daniyarsadykov3385]

If that's not enough, try our new more powerful MG42 which is capable of solving up to 1200 problems per minute!

[@Vexin980]

Along with 799 to 899 other people

[@copper8327]

"Jedi's can block lasers? ok, have fun with this BUCKSHOT" Best line of the video. Badger, your jokes are really helping me rn, I'm sick with what we think is a fever, and watching this video with my tea and Advil is really helping. thanks for your amazing humor and hilarious content. Keep making amazing videos like this.

[@GZilla311]

Hope you’re doing better. 15:03 for reference to others

[@copper8327]

Thanks! I hope your doing good too. :)

[@ultra5986]

Proud to say I am now addicted to this game.

[@eli1000fer]

ugh howwww. I picked it up because of this video and I wanted to like it so bad but the progression is ridiculously complicated. There are 6 campaigns all with different maps. Each campaign has two factions which track progression separately. Each level unlocks a weapon or vehicle, but you don't actually get that weapon until you buy them ONE at a time using "orders" earned from daily challenges. Then you can give it to one soldier in one out of four squads. Why is it so complex? And the grind is looooong.

[@3lemmonz89]

@@eli1000fer Pretty sure the Enlisted grind is nothing compared to the War Thunder grind, you would have some fun with that.

[@eli1000fer]

@@3lemmonz89 the war thunder grind is long but theres also wayyyy more content

[@raging_aura_blaxx]

@@eli1000fer I wouldn't use the word complex to define the grind, it's fairly straightforward. Also saying there's more content to defend the grind on War Thunder isn't much of a defense to anyone who has actually played War Thunder

[@MaticTheProto]

@@eli1000fer not really complicated

[@Clutchnatiin98]

I can never be disappointed when badger and the boys play a period game. Especially when the germans are involved. Everyone knows the germans are known for they're sense of humor

[@SWTobito0702]

Oh we sure are😁

[@Codex_0613]

their*

[@chillerhasen3689]

👌🏻

[@KaempferleonTTV]

guten tag i hear german what you need. can it a little bit of GAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS or something else

[@Stale_Mahoney]

this is german humor, it is no laughing matter...

[@SexyTimeWithTaylor]

I can't stress to any of you enough how much joy it brings me to think that Badger is in a room somewhere, wearing a mocap suit, and dancing around like an idiot. then walking up to his pc and running the animation back to make sure it captured right, then doing it again because it didn't. Edit: the fact he now has KZbin shorts channel, displaying this very thing has completed my life.

[@SecondSpade]

What channel?

[@SexyTimeWithTaylor]

@@SecondSpade kzbin.infoWvLDlw2fz5k?feature=share

[@ikewessel5070]

And his wife's just standing in the corner laughing her ass off.

[@SexyTimeWithTaylor]

@@ikewessel5070 yo is this man married!? Sense fucking when!

[@that_Dominic_guy]

2:23 I appreciate the attempt at lessening the horror of how mitosis would actually work here. Let me be clear: EACH INDIVIDUAL SOLDIER WOULD DOUBLE EXPONENTIALLY. That thought is terrifying but it’s even more terrifying to not see it happen and wonder

[@dappermagician268]

17:33 spirit airlines when ur 10,000 feet in the air.

[@Dreager141]

Can’t wait for the Vietnam-era sequel to Enlisted, “Drafted”

[@thundergaming155]

*Fortunate Son playing in the backround*

[@rcslyman8929]

Squad spawns drop in the LZ. We go in like Mel Gibson. We came out like Willem Dafoe.

[@mileskessler2905]

@@rcslyman8929 lmao u mean we don't come out??

[@rcslyman8929]

@@mileskessler2905 You, sir, know your cultural references.

[@J.Wolf90]

@@rcslyman8929 😆

[@crackheadbandit9683]

“You Take a sip out of your trusty vault 13 canteen” *WHILIST BURNING AN ENTIRE TRENCH WITH A FLAMMENWAFFER*

[@no_opinion1065]

"Can't let god do all the work"

[@rickgrimes2756]

Soon, there will be no more trench

[@Ultrasecond77]

i love how excited Geuce gets when he says "IMMA GET BINGO"

[@ronin1915]

I just noticed that Badger animated the Luger pistol jamming - which was a common problem with those pistols (7:05)

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodc8475]

I am 100% sure that if Badger ever became a teacher he would always have a 1911 on him to shoot whatever he wants the students to see instead of a laser pointer

[@YanagiKOWareta]

Nah man he would take out the people who skip class and call them deserters

[@explodedpoet6400]

@@YanagiKOWareta *slow clap* awesome~

[@nastalgiahood]

Hed probably make it like his warzone one with all the attachments and he'd definitly be a history teacher since hed have more chances to use it, and then he can listen to sabaton for CONTENT

[@jamesfinch6139]

He needs to get the .45 long slide with laser sightings

[@jackjedi811]

Patriotism intensifies

[@zqsoul4415]

Chilling in world War two with the boys is the most appropriate title

[@can-bine1726]

I'm stealing that

[@josefzalusky7307]

Me n the boys on our way to becoming hive minds in WW2

[@paulsd9255]

Guess the algo didn't like WW2 on the title. Werfing Flammen works though.

[@thetruecoollcat9370]

singing Kanye West songs when dropping bombs on Omaha hits different now

[@Hamsterbby]

LMAO

[@shibniblin443]

the story of hitch bot is tragic omg

[@AnthonyGarcia-pl8kc]

Imperial Guardsman: “I don’t want to go out there anymore!” Commissar Skullker: “Changing your mind… young man?”

[@jhopkins1515]

Death world boys: already out there having the time of their very short lives.

[@exudeku]

Kriegsmen:bruh

[@Zivon96]

Ciaphas Cain: "I don't wanna go out there anymore..." Also Ciaphas Cain: "Had I known then what I know now... I would have been out there."

[@generaljedi8691]

98K is like a 40K lazgun. Because those who make fun of how pitiful the lazgun is have never stood in a field of a thousand of them

[@JeanLucCaptain]

FLAMERWURFER: PURGE THE HERETIC AND THE TRAITOR!!!!

[@DarthOmix]

As a resident of Pennsylvania, I can attest that "Yep, that's Philly" is a state-wide sentiment.

[@dre5586]

Countrywide

[@imretro2182]

Continent-wide

[@IGameShit]

@@imretro2182 worldwide

[@imretro2182]

@@IGameShit planet-wide

[@rockclanhawkstar1454]

As a person who visited Pennsylvania every year growing up to visit my mom's family, I agree.

[@oilybat3269]

17:33 That one guy in WW3 that graduated from the Air Force academy online

[@idkwhatimdoingforsomereason]

It isn’t a Russian badger video without VIOLENCE

[@carstenhoppert3749]

i (as a german) love how every time bageer plays as a german in ANY game he mixes german and english together i like that

[@kacperszatko8192]

Shouldn't he say Werstehst du mich instead of wersteht er mich? I ain't no native speaker but see a difference between persons.

[@boxovitch5218]

I’m learning German in duolingo and it’s always fun seeing you tubers I watch speak German

[@sems5247]

@@kacperszatko8192 i mean im pretty Sure he said Versteht ihr mich? And he probaly meant us the viewer so more then one Person so he said it right

[@Cheesieweesie]

Hello neighbor

[@Sorta8]

Welp ,I'll say *where's the difference?* .

[@blobert62]

“Jedi’s can block lasers? Ok, have fun with this buckshot.” Top 10 quotes of all time

[@magnusthered4973]

Mandalorians in a nutshell it’s either buck shot, disintegrator, or the flamenwhefer

[@youknowwhoitis.itsmyname4746]

@@magnusthered4973 it’s basically “ah, fuck your lightsabers, we got better than “bullets and lasers” shit”

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

Oh you block lasers? *How about fucking slugs*

[@blademaster2390]

The Mandalorians really be like “parry this you filthy casual”

[@givemeyoureggs456]

I can imagine a jedi charging a madalorian and they just casually pulls a saw off from the hip

[@dextersauve5491]

2:41 i love the detail of the shot hitting grouse's helmet

[@maverick1841]

2:52 THATS THE WAY SOLDIER FÜR DAS DEUTSCHE REICH that was the motivation i was looking for

[@jafsrob]

"Jedi's can block lasers? Ok, have fun with this buckshot."

[@Hastur_the_King_in_Yellow]

"Parry this you fucking casual."

[@ShadowFox0324]

@@Hastur_the_King_in_Yellow came lookin for this. Not disappointed. Well done

[@boartank]

They can force shield it. Lasers they can't if I remember correctly

[@jacobfreeman5444]

Laser buckshot

[@nuancedhistory9729]

Yeah that's actually true. Back in the WEG RPG they added Verpine Flechette Weapons which just got sort of made the standard for Mandalorians over the years, particularly by Karen Traviss but it pre-dates her.

[@jacoblansman8147]

Why am I learning that the BAR is a full-auto Garand with triple-sized mag in a Badger video? This seems like the sort of shit I'd learn over on Brandon Herrera's channel

[@phasedcloak2835]

"There a mutherfunkin full-auto Garand!!?" how have i never heard of this?

[@StarkRaven59]

M1919: Am I a joke to you?

[@asdrubaelvect8038]

It wasn't meme'd yet so Herrera probably isn't even aware.

[@lukelblitz3627]

@@asdrubaelvect8038 ....Herrera owns a goddamn gun building company He prolly knows more about firearms than any of us

[@asdrubaelvect8038]

@@lukelblitz3627 Jesus Dude, it was a joke. Have you not seen gun meme review? What is he your Dad or something?

[@stevencolor3389]

I have been playing for awhile and I can add somethings: The radio operator is fantastic as an attachment to the squad, spawn it, lay low for 30 seconds so he doesn't get dropped early, call in artillery where the enemy such as on the objective then keep moving, results will vary as the starting of D-Day is nearly impossible to do any real damage to the german bunkers. The best grenade imo is the explosive bundle as it can kill or damage tanks and can be cooked before throwing, letting every man become an ambush anti-tank soldier/sucide bomber. Having all the ai squad members means it is likely critical members of the squad will get dropped crossing areas that you made it through.

[@Baldwin-iv445]

This comment needs more views.

[@user-ts7wi3iz6d]

They caught me off guard with the bingo joke Love the vids Hope you have a good day

[@schonnj]

"Jedis can block lasers? Okay, have fun with this buckshot" is a motto to be respected.

[@jesserenfro9180]

It wasn't buckshot it was slugs that would go through the saber and melt into their faces..... "Oh you use those things to block projectiles? BE A SHAME IF I WEAPONIZED THAT"

[@crustaceanking3293]

@@jesserenfro9180 thats canonically how the Mandalorians fought the Jedi

[@kratosgamerization4907]

when I heard that I litterally went *HOLY SHIT*

[@AceBallon3721]

@@crustaceanking3293 yup

[@ricecooker7037]

Parry this elite preferred species

[@mjwastak3n_55]

"We burned them with flametrowers, it was neat" - Little Pete

[@pawedorna4382]

Boomers in nutshell

[@marmkipler1661]

little pete spoke words of wisdom

[@theumbralwolf5819]

Ignorant savages!

[@jhinfps2377]

I kinda feel the kid's sentiment hahaha

[@stylishniggachannel4763]

@@theumbralwolf5819 bombardment

[@Spedatr0n]

16:30 NEVER HAVE I HEARD A MORE TRUE STATEMENT.

[@Glitch_SYS]

Geuce: What caliber does a BAR shoot? Grouse: 30-06 Geuce: WHAT?!

[@souldemon70]

*heavenly (Edit) don't listen to my dumbass, I thought it was pink but it was not

[@vladgabrielmatei9128]

@@souldemon70 ah dont worry about it

[@souldemon70]

@@vladgabrielmatei9128 thank you good sir for being so understanding

[@vladgabrielmatei9128]

@@souldemon70 the world's a shit place doesnt mean we cant be better to compensate

[@ricerice8940]

Geuce's *WHAT?!* fucking killed me way deader than I thought it would

[@normalpeoplelikeme]

The mo-cap suit has just elevated Badger's memery to a level of perfection beyond anything I ever imagined. True quality shitposting.

[@bobberman4641]

He’s now able to produce shitposts at an alarming rate with that mo-cap suit

[@ind0minusr3x51]

Unlocking the Mo-cap suit---> Shitposting became more powerfull

[@josharmstrong8813]

His shitposting ability just leveled up and he unlocked the mocap suit He can now produce shitposts with over 3 times the quality at double the speed

[@Earthenfist]

I was wondering how his animations had suddenly become so lifelike.

[@ayaxmcgill635]

You say perfection but his channel id basi8 "shitposter with da corporate credit card what will he do?" So you never know what will come next 😂

[@DMS_Yeet]

I love the way bager said "good morning" and the other replied "oooooooooooooooooo" hilarious 😂

[@dragonoverlord2010]

I love that bit about the mandalorians. "Oh you can reflect individual lasers? Ever heard what happens to lead buckshot when you introduce it to plasma at the speed of sound? And the guy in front of it?" Sometimes the caveman brain is just so...right.

[@Ahmopsk]

this is so polished, since most of badger's uncut twitch content was just him setting himself on fire by accident, him kamikazing into people and sniping with the anti-tank rifle.

[@Safetyswitch]

did you just say *POLISH* ???

[@blackjesus723]

I honestly was excited to see he uploaded. Theres no tellin how much of a shit post this video is with that mo cap suit he bought

[@genghisjon7288]

I love how Philadelphia literally translates to "brotherly love". Hitchbot got murdered in the city of brotherly love. Man, Philly's a special place

[@moshpitfuneral]

That's Philly

[@BlackWolf18C]

@@moshpitfuneral Yup

[@alphaandomega4422]

special like a short bus

[@EvilAwoken]

That’s Philly

[@squid2463]

as a philly resident I can confirm

[@thepiguito]

Fell in love with this channel in one day. Perfect.

[@BudgieBall743]

Playing as the Axis in the Invasion of Normandy is just pure pain for me in public matches... 💀

[@EricGamer87365]

Badger: This is a realistic WW2 Shooter Also Badger: The solders are splitting off by mitosis.

[@elianovati9212]

Eastern front be like:

[@KingCARROT19]

*Russian Bias*

[@thor8606]

I love how you guys can always be such patriots for whatever country you're currently committing war crimes in the name of

[@TheCreepyLantern]

"dude they let us do war crimes, 'cause we're loyal"

[@kayladraws83]

10:10 I must time stamp this, it’s both sad yet funny!

[@Transgender_waffl]

I get it 💀

[@AlexM-fv8lp]

As I biology major, I fully endorse bajur's use of mitosis in this video! Even geuce's mitochondria at C is allowed!

[@sabineaton5497]

This animation has now gone to a new level of B A S E D

[@nteridr9115]

its cause he uses a motion capture suit. thats why his videos r gonna take longer to get released

[@faffy2632]

Worth

[@charcoal4742]

@@nteridr9115 really?

[@balter8999]

@@charcoal4742 yeah if you check his star wars video in the sponsor he said raid helped him get the mocap

[@Z3nj1]

I hope he will still make some animations im used to the old animations and I think he uses the motion capture suit too much

[@FishInDaToilet]

The most tragic war story: Hitchbot's tour in America

[@nurvis3489]

Saving Private Hitchbot

[@rickgrimes2756]

More like repairing private Hitchbot

[@comicdonutman6790]

Lmao

[@darschpugs4690]

i would have taken hitchbot home...and kept him for awhile..and like took him everywhere with me lol.

[@Silver19897]

Can we talk about how he got absolutely slaughtered in the city of brotherly love

[@itisyebadger]

The most satisfying thing is getting loads of kills with the flammenwerfer in Enlisted

[@BA_NyxEclipse]

“What caliber does a BAR shoot? “.30-06” “W H A T?!”

[@ShadowXaenen]

Badger: plays literally any war game. Heavy machine guns: *you rang?*

[@goomy9966]

You may be able to beat me, but can you beat my MG42?

[@Vault_tec10]

All you finna hear is a brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

[@charcoal4742]

People: the machine gun isn't really that good Badger: mg42 go brrr

[@gavinbillings6535]

@@goomy9966 "some people think they can out smart me maybe .....maybe. i have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet" - the Heavy

[@wokedog1799]

*GPMGs

[@littlefunk4194]

Fun fact that part at 3:15 where the dude explodes via his own grenade, Badger actually SHOT the grenade IN HIS HAND which caused it to explode. Otherwise, he would have thrown it automatically.

[@aidennatteravent4519]

Holy shit

[@empereurnico6048]

damn

[@stormtendo]

Holy F-king shit

[@yancamb2202]

Dang, that's impressive.

[@fayecorbett7890]

Damn, and badger didn’t even realize.

[@twistedwolf2870]

i do like how he makes subtle yet funny payday 2 references but i think he should make more payday 2 videos because they are hilarious

[@retardedvince173]

Fun fact, the flamethrower has a hell of recoil lol 7:06

[@jjojo6520]

The Russian badger is the only guy who can make me watch a 20 minute ad

[@k0vert.]

and 9 seconds

[@plushdadumb7101]

true dat

[@brothernotsmartius1244]

That is veeeeeeeeeeeeeryyyyyyyyyy true

[@fatihaydynly5500]

facts

[@weasel003gaming7]

True man, fucking true

[@adastra3280]

"Hans did you get the panzerfaust?" "nein, I brought the entire American army"

[@ninja6245-real]

“Ja hanz. But ze entire American army!”

[@BarneyFromBlackMesa]

EvErYbOdY gAnStA tIlL bAdGeR pUlLs OuT tHe PMM

[@gunnut4383]

You make me wanna play games I thought were bad, keep it up 👍

[@totallynotdelinquent5933]

I would love to see more of this. This game is just constant chaos lol

[@-anactualdoggo-]

Can we all just appreciate the level of editing before the 3rd minute mark. It's insane.

[@accidxntal1786]

he uses a $20,000 mocap suit

[@mirage4023]

@@accidxntal1786 and I’d say it’s the best damn purchase he’s ever fucking made

[@-anactualdoggo-]

@@accidxntal1786 I know

[@accidxntal1786]

@@mirage4023 easily lmao

[@silverhawk8699]

Gotta say, this 'low-fi to storm Normandy to' playlist is indeed *a certified Allied classic*

[@TotesNotAPerson]

And let me guess mick Gordon for the nazi which in all actuality is technically the national Socialist of Germany Nazi is actually a Bulgarian term for simple minded but oh well pop-culture will be pop-culture

[@Shadowangel615]

I tried this game out today, last game I played I was in a tank and managed to take out the entire crew of another Tank in one shot, while I may never feel this feeling again I will forever treasure it

[@travisveres1238]

I’m glad you have actual knowledge of guns when your talking😂

[@ohanronton]

I'm convinced that the mocap suit is Badger's best purchase of his life

[@alexthomas6552]

Agreed

[@Luck_wrought]

Yes

[@7bitryan848]

Yes :)

[@Lt.Commander_Data]

Definitely

[@mrastleysghost]

the time between videos increased but the quality of shitposting *skyrocketed*

[@corvanj8766]

*_"one shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask... what dreams of chronic and cruelty?"_* The dude:

[@reaperhunter7297]

Pyro in a nutshell

[@b_boy0077]

nice among us reference

[@totallynotasquid2906]

what’s behind the mask: some brain dead youtuber who doesn’t care for any norms

[@TotesNotAPerson]

Boko no pico op starts playing in the background

[@parkourcracker3984]

@@b_boy0077 w H a t

[@batesbox2604]

Heavenly: DEATH BY FIRE Also Heavenly: I needed a tan its aight

[@jordenguevara-foss9502]

radoe operators are actly really good at clearing out groups of enemy's.

[@MineCraft-wt7iz]

"Jedi's can block lasers? Ok..have fun with this BUCKSHOT" my favorite line here

[@MineCraft-wt7iz]

@SharkTank Excuseme whaaaaaat

[@pineappleboi27]

@SharkTank 🧂🧂🧂

[@ChimeraMK]

@SharkTank You ok dude? Got something you wanna get off your chest?

[@khiemtrinh8330]

“Am I right, Dallas?” “AUGH, I’M DYING”

[@chaosmiles07]

BAAAIIINNN

[@Mangos1021]

I NEED A MEDIC BAG I laughed so much at this part for some reason.

[@athenajayvieljerios8343]

"Picks up flame thrower" *Meet the pyro*

[@Grimmmm-mb4dk]

I kinda wish badger would do another enlisted video. There’s been so many updates and changes it’s almost like an entire different game.

[@mnmtortise3341]

You have no idea how much I love seeing tf2 engineer in the trenches

[@terrilackend2422]

Same

[@drewbutler1326]

Makin bacon.

[@Winslow19]

Fitting

[@centric3125]

Yyaaaaaalllll 'bout to have a *real bad DAYY!* (Shotgun pumps.)

[@h1tlerwithavape420]

"Who knew you were better as a sandbag then a actual human being" - Russia 1941

[@petkofuchalski9809]

...Or food

[@patatas08]

@@petkofuchalski9809 yum

[@xerarch_ash]

“If we throw enough people at the bullets, eventually they’ll run out of bullets”

[@patatas08]

@@xerarch_ash Modern problems require modern sollutions

[@alexwalkervlogs]

bro the enthusiasm of this guy is the resin that i can watch through his sponsorship.

[@MayBeSomething]

"Because no matter how outnumbered you are, an MG34 can solve between 800 and 900 problems per minute."

[@Liam-ut1zh]

i feel like some of the things that are said in this video are shockingly accurate to what some actual soldiers in battle would say

[@PhoenixAce]

“Get out of my swamp Americans”-Nazi shrek

[@iammaine4035]

Yo my xbox s was stolen so I bought a xbox one and now I can't play this GOD DANGIT

[@gexgaming6954]

It's ok I have a very good machine gun

[@inkycat191]

How do you have a comment 1 hour ago hut the video is 57 minutes ago?

[@Nordern]

Everyone gangsta until the werfer starts to flammen!

[@prestigekey5509]

Everybody Gangsta until the flammen starts to get werft

[@KevinGoettel]

Hilaaaaarrriiiiooouuussssss. I’ve totally neeeeeevvvveeeerrrrr seen this comment aaannnnyyywwwhhhheeeeerrreee.

[@spectre8131]

"Hans get ze flammenwerfer! The H E A V Y flammenwerfer!"

[@haydenwolton8900]

True

[@prestigekey5509]

@@KevinGoettel lösch oder ich verbrenne dein dorf

[@JDubs-wf6gj]

The "DoNt MiNd if I dO" part had me dying ong 💀💀💀 if you want to see the part its at 2:52

[@user-jh4xc4ei1p]

Badger your videos are really fun to watch, and they make me cry of laughter

[@bucherwurm5344]

"Das macht viel spaß", which in german means "that´s a lot of fun!" "That shit bangs" is more like "Der Scheiß ballert"

[@phoenixairsoft7118]

Noch ein deutscher ?

[@bucherwurm5344]

@@phoenixairsoft7118Yep, Österreicher um genau zu sein

[@maksuzbrojony8221]

@@bucherwurm5344 ah yes

[@zerog.knight7122]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZmS0pqydgpWMeJo

[@maksuzbrojony8221]

their sheis B A L L I N

[@Ninity__]

I like how he goes from perfect German pronunciation to English so fast.

[@rizalwan1838]

A canandian that lives in the U.S. who speaks german and calls himself russian. Yup, thats badger alright.

[@luap7339z]

Im from germany and its not perfect german but sill pretty good

[@dakimbler4971]

I love this game so much. My first match, Germans at Normandy. I dinged so many dudes I ran out of ammo 5 times in one life (most of the shots were headshots). Most fun I have EVER had.

[@DethOTheRedBaron]

I just started playing this game, and boy do I love sniping people