This is the most next level story I've ever heard.
@Ksilisab8 жыл бұрын
holy fucking shit greg is a national treasure
@JanoyCresva7 жыл бұрын
You KNOW there were more sex dungeon stories with Gregg. Easy money is hard to turn down.
@mitchellhayman3818 жыл бұрын
Greg should release an album as Master G
@notoriousene98807 жыл бұрын
These stories are like movies. I can see every detail in my head.
@dbozexpat8942 жыл бұрын
Speaking of movies, it reminds me of pulp fiction!
@CamdenMcInnis5 жыл бұрын
Lol. I want to have this guy come to a BBQ, give him some beers than have Story time after dinner.
@primofxdls40655 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing .... "I didnt take it in the can" haha like a Ethiopian looks at a slice of pizza" no body can make this shit up...
@poolboyinla8 жыл бұрын
I wonder what he knows about about pizzagate.
@Nonii-928 жыл бұрын
I thought about same thing
@Clip7heApex8 жыл бұрын
Yeah at 14.57 when he talks about the guy looking at him like a slice of 'pizza' from 'little' italy made me wonder too.
@rastachandolo97667 жыл бұрын
You the one who said it lol he said little Italy because that’s probably some of the best pizza you can get son
@dperk168 жыл бұрын
Gregg needs a netflix series haha
@MoveInSilence238 жыл бұрын
Always expect the unexpected with Gregg Valentino. This is hilarious.
@KevinM88TR117 жыл бұрын
Best story teller of all time had me in tears!
@mithuskitchen51286 жыл бұрын
Greatest story teller of all time
@therealpatrick3518 жыл бұрын
Yo that is the most sickest story I have heard in my life. Haha Greg is a legend!
@haripillai22138 жыл бұрын
does frank mean Frank Zane LOL
@mrnpc23238 жыл бұрын
Was the "wink wink wink" about Arnold? Lol
@mitchellhayman3818 жыл бұрын
Golden_Age_Bodybuilding yeah
@mitchellhayman3818 жыл бұрын
Golden_Age_Bodybuilding people don't realise that gold's gym was a talent pool for gay porn stars and prostitution. Joe Gold was tight with people who ran that industry.
@jeremybedford838 жыл бұрын
had to be
@Tucker1Nonly8 жыл бұрын
Golden_Age_Bodybuilding or maybe the barbarian bros?
@luvan238 жыл бұрын
he meant kali muscle and a young Kai Greene have been in movies. Nothing harmful really. And because of their poor and difficult backgrounds, understandable.
@joydivsion773 жыл бұрын
This is a great example to never regret fucked up shit that happens to you. It makes for great stories later on in life.
@recover61098 жыл бұрын
I'm die'n over here"master G" keep the stories coming!
@zcasper1237 жыл бұрын
Greg Valentino, I was once a so called hater of you during this whole luimarco incident recently. You changed my opinion about you quickly once I started reading and watching videos of you and your life in bodybuilding. You are one of the most entertaining guys on youtube! These storytime videos with you are by far the most funniest! You were a great bodybuilder back in your day and most definitely have the credentials to do whatever you want in today's bodybuilding world. Wish you the best of luck from here on!
@mikelee78768 жыл бұрын
i wouldn't be saying that art guy name. This doesnt shock me at all ive been aroumd the supp industery. Theres some weird ass shitt. Celebritys are into some weird shit too
@adammorris51047 жыл бұрын
check out the ultimate evil by maury terry. crispo's one vile sob
@pellel82837 жыл бұрын
Big fan, thanks for the stories. You and Joey Diaz are the best storytellers.
@Ace_of_Horns8 жыл бұрын
dammit you forgot to tell us how much money you made :/
@greenXXV8 жыл бұрын
shesmine19 only $300 lol he had to split it with "Frank"
@Ace_of_Horns8 жыл бұрын
***** oh geez that's not bad, but unless he's doing that everyday it's not going to go far.
@redpill.world24758 жыл бұрын
This guy is the best lmao I said it before you need your own HBO biopic series or netflix... your sitting on gold brother
@MarkyMarkLifts8 жыл бұрын
Was Kai Greene the one on that cross?
@joebuddafucco60858 жыл бұрын
Mark Ramirez no its was your deceased grandfather
@ironberserk21757 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@jjjuhg4 жыл бұрын
Too young. No
@bookiebashersports8 жыл бұрын
Another great bro story keep them coming I love it
@LanTran-oh2yv11 ай бұрын
How much was the check you mo mo All respect big man oG Greggory Legend
@ckaz0074 жыл бұрын
I don't think Gregg has a friend named Frank. I think he uses Frank as his alter-ego, to deflect all of the crazy shit he has done in his life.
@chrisminor86578 жыл бұрын
This might be the best storytime yet, lol I was on the edge of my seat the whole time bro
@vegetabletofu40163 жыл бұрын
"I started gettin into it, going fuckin nuts so i said give me the fuckin dart" holy shit i laughed so hard at that part
7 жыл бұрын
Holy shit! That story was bananas! Gregg, the story you just gave us reminds me of when me and my friend were in NYC. He bought a copy of SCREW Magazine, & he picked out an S&M Club (Paddles: The Friendly S&M Club). It was $20.00 admission per person. We went in just to watch shit. What went on in there (back in mid 80s), I'll remember to my dying day.
@PapakNaPlazi6 жыл бұрын
Man, when he did that face on 08:48 I completeley lost it, funniest shit ever. Thank you Master G.
@TH-il8mn3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO. If one ONLY knew! The best parts are the scenes on the screen accentuating the story.
@SwolePedestrian8 жыл бұрын
Dude how has this not gone viral
@mithuskitchen51284 жыл бұрын
I never laughed so hard in my life
@exstacy0698 жыл бұрын
Lmao he should have said how much he got paid lol
@SDF19822 ай бұрын
Being from up north there's nothing like a good old Yankee to tell a story to make it even better LOL
@stillamitchinmybook63203 жыл бұрын
They should do a big budget movie of this dudes life as he recalls it 😂
@DFunct9053 жыл бұрын
A low budget movie where it’s not so Disney would be way better.
@Trick_or_tren Жыл бұрын
I want Greg to tell my family story’s at every holiday dinner table
@jd_91447 жыл бұрын
best story ever!! Ive had moments where i asked myself, am i really this fucked up? but nothing on that scale
@enochroot94388 жыл бұрын
Isn't this the very same shit the weider weirdos used to do behind the scenes?
@imilf20036 жыл бұрын
Weider was blowing Arnold and gift wrapped Arnolds Olympias for him..
@tittsburghfeelers45965 жыл бұрын
“Whatever it takes”.... gotta sell that soul if you want your muscles to grow ....
@johnspartan93838 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! Shooting flaming needles at some S&M slaves ass for money. I think everyone has done jobs that they really didn't want to do at some point, but hey, a man's got to eat right.
@silversky9008 жыл бұрын
I never knew Lenny used to be into art dealing..
@izrael23217 жыл бұрын
your one of the most awesome KZbin channels man,I fucking luv your content...💪👊👍
@KingDecahedron8 жыл бұрын
0_0 ~_~ ouch 0_0 -thank you may I have another ! LOL That is some Funny sick shit Gregg. Andrew had coming, then you had Andrew coming (badoom boom tshh ) You should open a comedy club (w/no slaves... or whatever) you nailed a perfect 10 on this one. P.S. your own humility absolves you from any guilt, we know you're an angel. I mean shit, you've helped many thousands of people.
@KingDecahedron8 жыл бұрын
your videos have the highest ratio of likes vs dislikes // favorable vs mean comments I've ever seen. nearly 100% for.
@roscoe-daneperumal88177 жыл бұрын
Yassis...haven't laughed so hard in ages! 😂😂😂😂😂
@jongorman80356 жыл бұрын
I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time!!
@MultiDigitalCoder-he7wp7 жыл бұрын
Wow I felt like in Pulp Fiction... ! Phew.. ; Quite a story Gregg! Must have been a crazy feeling stepping out of there.. ;
@Silveradofitness4 жыл бұрын
Haha man I admire this mans honesty. I was dying laughing at his story especially towards the ending.
@LittleJacob2085 жыл бұрын
I thought I was disturbed by that pulp fiction scene but this is a whole other level of depravity.
@brankodimitrijevic3828 жыл бұрын
omg I don't want to live on this planet any more....
@itkojecockot4 жыл бұрын
this guy should have his own show on some mainstream TV channel :D:D:D:D:D
@CryptoAvengerTV7 жыл бұрын
great stories Greg keep them coming! 👏👏👏💪💪💪💪💪
@MrTonyMontana11778 жыл бұрын
Damn Greg!!!! You are funny as shit. You should go on tour telling stories. You would sell out shows everywhere and make a bunch of money. I know I'd go to one of your shows. Give it some thought.
@MattTyrrell4 жыл бұрын
What kind of shades are those?
@juanpena74362 жыл бұрын
The funny part of this story is the master he's talking about used to train at my gym on 14 st back in the late 90s dudes a big time executive
@dsizzle497 жыл бұрын
10:43 "and this is where the sickness comes in" lol had me fooled from the start last time I cook steak during a story time
@malik_alharb7 жыл бұрын
this is an insane story
@joe76656 жыл бұрын
they still do this shit.. Boston loyd (youtuber) tried to start a business like this with up and coming body builders
@michaelmartinez8494 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best stories I ever heard I can't stop laughing
@jaybrown99618 жыл бұрын
Lol. Classic. Gregg, it honestly looks like you've been working out. U look jacked brother!
@cj20756 жыл бұрын
Gregg is an excellent story teller
@trololololtube5 жыл бұрын
Arnold seems like the Kinda guy who’d enjoy that sorta thing...
@mikesbbody8 жыл бұрын
Thanks Gregg! I'm sure everyone wants to know, how much was that dart in the ass gig worth? did you ever do it again?
@Slaythenarcs3 жыл бұрын
Try watching this on shrooms and dmt and keep it together
@DFunct9053 жыл бұрын
None of that is necessary. This shit is hilarious no matter what you’re doing. 😆
@dbozexpat8942 жыл бұрын
This story reminds me of some "pulp fiction" type stuff about to happen! 🙊🙉🙈😲
@BumbleBees778 жыл бұрын
Frank McGrath I knew you were into it you don't get forearms like that doing just your workouts.
@shaman_ns8 жыл бұрын
Fuark! That was awesome!!
@chilean125 жыл бұрын
Arnold Schwarzenegger his secret of his success LOL
@lilmac78125 жыл бұрын
Man at the oncologist with my wife.I needed his funny ass to make the day better.#FUKCANCER#
@jquest435 жыл бұрын
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@1citybuilder7 жыл бұрын
Great story!! 👍🏽
@greenXXV8 жыл бұрын
This was in your book!! Crazy story.
@TheRhinoxMOVEorBtrkd8 жыл бұрын
Give another fucking dart! Hahaha
@BataraKado Жыл бұрын
this was hilarious to kick back to...
@kinglou54428 жыл бұрын
THATS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT!!! HOW MUCH DID YOU GET PAID GREGG??
@5.0_meatballmarinara5 жыл бұрын
Gregg this is the best story ever my dude!
@JohnBonamici7 жыл бұрын
now that was a funny video I always liked watching Greg's videos because I always get a good laugh I remember seeing him only one time in New York City in Times Square and I won't forget because he's the only guy I ever saw it and made me stop dead in my tracks. I couldn't believe how big his arms were. the reason why I remember this is because I look down and I found $200 right there on the floor right in the middle of Times Square. never actually met him but it turns out we have a lot of the same friends being from Westchester lol
@sc48944 жыл бұрын
great shows
@entitiessoul8 жыл бұрын
Can someone give me a summary please? I always listen to Greg but right now I don't feel like listening for another twenty minutes no offense Greg love you my man. Just this time only thanks all.
@gladtobealoser53058 жыл бұрын
hilarious story Master G
@lsporter884 жыл бұрын
Holly Hell. You tell some pretty good f*cked up stories Mr. Valentino. But this was a weird one ....... Great story.😈
@kennymontejano5 жыл бұрын
I laughed the whole time. This was great
@carlalaban54835 жыл бұрын
Your the funniest Bastard ever love it haha
@deacon7115 жыл бұрын
Thanks for clarifying the origin of the pizza Gregg. I imagine many a slice from Little Italy has enticed sexual favours in trade. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ltbomb71948 жыл бұрын
Hey Gregg I wanted to know if you give group rates or you only do private one on one BDSM. And what exactly are your hourly rates and do you supply the darts?? Hahahaha. I am just fucking with you brotha. Your stories are the best. I have my girl listen to them and she cracks up. Thanks for all the years of great advice and the fact that you do all this for your fans. Keep them rolling this way. God bless you and your family. Thanks again.
@nekronbeast39817 жыл бұрын
I would rather click on Greg's videos and laugh my fucking ass off then to watch all of these ifBB post show wrap ups for all of their 3rd tier shows between the Mr. Olympia and the Arnold
@furq84178 жыл бұрын
There's a bit of info out there regarding Andrew Crispo. He's every bit as weird as Gregg's video suggests.
@thotlordsm5v1035 жыл бұрын
This is dope
@boandlkramer89357 жыл бұрын
Anybody knows which bodybuilder he meant who has done this too?
@shanehunsicker1037 жыл бұрын
I can listen to valentino all damn day.
@siddharthsharma62688 жыл бұрын
yeah we know everything about the needles and injecting ourselves 😂
@harrymedina74707 жыл бұрын
GREGG YOU'RE AWESOME DON'T EVER CHANGE,,
@victorztw53398 жыл бұрын
these series are crazy xD
@dannyssj65657 жыл бұрын
I believe we now know why this guy can't hold his mud
@gerardolacruz97798 жыл бұрын
Gregg will always Rock !!
@Jeff-jd3vl4 жыл бұрын
So how much did you get? Did I miss it?
@nenolatransformacion60568 ай бұрын
When we ask ourselves… 😂 are we really that fucked up lol ?
@phoenixpersonaltraining17158 жыл бұрын
Great stuff master G Much love from Manchester 🇬🇧 Pro trump 👊💥👊