HIGNFY Mastermind Instances (COMPLETE!)

[@JohnKobaRuddy]

“Magazine Salesman from Clapham” is a very underrated gag

[@iwasborn8470]

I don't get it?

[@Grashan]

​@@iwasborn8470he's editor of Private Eye magazine

[@aj_meshuggah]

An adjective to describe the 'English' sense-of-humour cannot be coined. It's simply divine! You guys are just VOW

[@junglejamesie]

At the end of that round, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, you get no points...... And here we are........

[@paolocostaimori]

This is genius all along, but the nesquick part just cracks me up

[@Nounismisation]

Ian Hislop a great bloody man to have on our side isn't he. Cheers Ian.

[@premirralucie5856]

Boris Johnson : a pathetic clown

[@scottb4697]

@English Teacher Very eruditely put. I'll put it more crudely. He's an absolute prick.

[@hilljamie94]

@English Teacher yet Ian was a eurosceptic? And publicly criticised the EU many times on the show. So really your comment is baseless and uninformed.

[@RBenjo21]

JimEdwardoRamos Exactly - “was” a eurosceptic. Then became a Europhile after the referendum. He is a tree without roots with no principles.

[@hilljamie94]

@@RBenjo21 there's no evidence for what you're claiming whatsoever. The only thing Ian has done in support of remainers is that he supported their right to speak against brexit even after the vote - because that is a democracy. You would be very hard-pressed to find any evidence of him being in favour of the EU. He's incredibly critical of most major institutions. I think you need to move your conspiracy theories into the realm of reasonable credibility, and not just pluck names out of thin air and hope it's true

[@leesydneybates1135]

Magnus Magnusson RIP he was such a gentleman

[@francesdoyle1508]

He wrote a brilliant book on the Iceland Sagas - he was Icelandic 😊

[@loungejay8555]

I'm reeling from the idea of Marylin Monroe propositioning IDS's father!

[@gmann6269]

7:44 W-w-whawasthsuchtrivialquail!

[@susannamarker2582]

Boris speak.

[@AlanTaylorCRSmusicproduction]

Angus was the best host ever

[@DamoMcDermott]

In what way

[@markhill427]

Of course 👍

[@taotoo2]

@@DamoMcDermott Hosting

[@enthrallingusername]

Absolutely 👍

[@johntgw]

I'd agree, the guest host worked for a while but the programme was funnier when he hosted.

[@tonysuffolk]

I'm so happy to know Jesus's first name was "Reginald". I'll remember that at the next pub quiz.

[@jeanmyers1787]

My God he’s now our Prime Minister! 2020

[@kevinstephenson4674]

He was having a bit of fun.

[@andysedgley]

When did John Humphreys get that job? I'm so out of touch.

[@VanceRefrigeration]

Still, 2022

[@siddharthsen7035]

Not anymore

[@jaexiusnem1267]

And now in 2024 he’s not even an MP

[@slobodanreka1088]

Magnus was such a great sport.

[@KrakenMan5853]

They need to bring this show to the States, likely as a companion show with Whose Line Is It Anyway? Since it's from the same company. Funny as hell!!!

[@me-dc8pj]

Oh dear god no. No offense but 9 times out of 10 when the US tries to do one of our comedies they end up unwatchable

[@hakc97again]

@@me-dc8pj I could see this working though, if they have the right people as panelists

[@ritz2467]

They tried to do so. At least two times. And the video of the NBC pilot is somewhere out there

[@leeshapon]

They’re trying to make a US version for about the 5th time now. I guess we’ll see if it works this time

[@RBenjo21]

Boris should have had 1 point for the Japanese question.

[@simoncp5162]

Well, no, because he was wrong. A fraction is not a percentage.

[@thedolphin5428]

All beautifully played by the "victims", and genius by Angus and Ian. Boris was extremely funny ... by just being himself! Love that British sense of humour.

[@colinmcmb]

...who let that gobshite on the television?

[@pigeonheadedman5225]

@@colinmcmb Hahaha

[@thedolphin5428]

@@michaelunderhill8847 Well, somebody voted him into parliament, then all the other elected MPs voted him as leader of his party, then some people voted that party back into government. So really, in a parliamentary democracy, who is really to blame. Just saying.

[@thedolphin5428]

I was more apportioning REASONS for him being PM. You obviously don't/didn't like the fact that the funny man in the skit above is now PM. So, "what I am on about" is that your annoyance/anger about that is totally pointless because you and your friends and your neighbours and all your fellow countrymen are collectively responsible for the very thing you don't like. And another thing I am often "on about" is to enjoy and comment about a comedic video for its own sake, rather then injecting personal political pursuations. THAT'S what I'm on about, matey. Perhaps you should seek out an "I Hate Boris Website" and hang out there, you poor little softcock..

[@thedolphin5428]

@@michaelunderhill8847 Ahem ... you called a democratically elected Head of State "useless". That amounts to a personal insult, albeit very mild. So my little retort of softcock was only fair after your ranty second post showing your true political leanings and dislike of certain pollies (whom I don't know, btw). "dimwitted electorate... right wing media" ... kinda shows your station. Anyway mate, all's fair in love and war and KZbin comment sections. Have a nice (bigotted) day.

[@Fredric_Cedrich]

OMG we can make a one off series special about that Arthur chap!

[@Ruisu101]

Let's face it, we're here for the BoJo instance. Very funny.

[@mogznwaz]

Boris is a natural comedian

[@andyknowles772]

He's a natural prick.

[@anthonydanielgittins1864]

You just don't get these intellectual shows anymore.

[@davimurph]

What do you mean? Both Have I Got News For You and Mastermind are both on TV now.

[@NilsMcCloud]

2:26 "...amusingly." x'D

[@tomanyc1]

Thank you for that!

[@pamelacass9642]

This was hilarious!

[@PhilBagels]

What the hell is this and why was it recommended for me?

[@mindlessgonzo]

Because Boris Johnson is now Prime Minister.

[@davidharness1507]

Our Prime Minister... What percentage of IDS is Japanese. "1/8. And that folks is why we are in the sxxt.

[@LoneKharnivore]

It's the righr fraction though - it's not like the quantity was wrong, just the mode of expression. I mean, BoJo is a prick, but he's been more wrong.

[@scrofulaeggula]

In b4 PM jokes.

[@ac1dP1nk]

Boris jonny one is fucking marvelous

[@bobbuilder7227]

its a live one but unconscious

[@breadonitsown8950]

and now mastermind boris is PM！

[@sidarthur8706]

'he fed them on cannabis' aren't all birds fed on cannabis?

[@livb6945]

Sid Arthur Hemp seed is normal bird food, yes

[@TheIkaraCult]

I loved the bits with Boris Johnson back when they were on. Now with hindsight he was playing us all. And now the country's fucked

[@webkilla]

Trippy

[@alipanroosendaal9503]

Johnson is just as thick now as he was then.

[@LOCOMOTIONNUMBER1]

Boris Johnson answering questions on the bleeding obvious.

[@onana2491]

Peoples PM ❤️🇬🇧

[@mindlessgonzo]

I just found out he was born in NYC and went to an Eaton College. I'm doubting now.

[@HomemadeBrownies1]

@@mindlessgonzo he went to eton on scholarship while his mother was sectioned under the mental health act. But don’t let that fact interfere with your narrative.

[@andyknowles772]

@@HomemadeBrownies1 How does any of that make him "People's PM", exactly?

[@HomemadeBrownies1]

@@andyknowles772 going to Eton on a scholarship is very different to going to Eton due to wealth. There are many issues with Boris, but being born into immense privilege isn’t one of them.

[@andyknowles772]

@@HomemadeBrownies1 The scholarship came from his prep school, Ashford House. (Current fees over 12k a TERM) and didn't even cover half the fees at Eton. In today's money, it cost well over 100k a year for the Johnson children to attain their education. And you don't think Alexander Boris Von Pfeffle Kemal Johnson was born into immense privilege. 🤣🤣😆🤣😆😆😆🤣🤣😆😆🤣😆🤣🤣😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheARTofMining]

Pit Mouse does MousterMind or MasterMind - kzbin.info/www/bejne/qWrShZ9-nct-j5o

[@richardsaxecoburg3872]

Boris Johnson, TV gold!

[@julianevans9548]

Prime Ministerial manure.

[@CHRISDABAHIA]

Yes....

[@LukeofSmeg]

What a prat. :'D

[@julianevans9548]

The BJ stuff is very funny, but if only they'd also taken the trouble to point out what a lying bastard he is. It's not like Ian didn't know - everyone in journalism, at least, did.

[@leeshapon]

He did, if you watch more than just this clip he takes the piss out of him in the rest of the episode.