Anyone watching after Boris was announced as new PM?
@fionajane60815 жыл бұрын
Bebe Stevens, yes!
@ricardovelasco39765 жыл бұрын
Yes, but I am also watching to walk over Kate Garraway.
@gardenroom655 жыл бұрын
Yep
@jackbowerman93374 жыл бұрын
It even says PM in the title.
@WarrenCromartie24 жыл бұрын
Yes, but I remember it first time around.
@midlam995 жыл бұрын
What a brilliant episode.......i'm in tears of laughter.....
@kathowed4 жыл бұрын
Absolute mayhem! Thanks BH.
@carlkamuti5 жыл бұрын
I had a DVD of the entire show about a decade ago, I believe it lasted about 80 -90 mins. It was called The Full Boris, I wish someone would upload it.
@vongibbons9545 жыл бұрын
Actually 'The Full Boris' was a different episode (in its full, unedited splendour), with guests Clive Anderson and Stephen Amos. If I get round to it I'll upload.
@TVDandTrueBlood Жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWaWe5WHadWAoKc I presume its this?
@TVDandTrueBlood Жыл бұрын
Actually this is the 80min one of the second time: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pn-be2OQoqmpj6c
@johnthekeane5 жыл бұрын
It's hard to make Boris look cool and contemperary but Rick Wakeman delivered.
@danieloneill95605 жыл бұрын
Fair point.
@lesleyallinson87385 жыл бұрын
Poor Boris I think he's doing well can't stop laughing
@danieloneill95605 жыл бұрын
At this resolution, Kate Garraway looks like the most gorgeous woman in the world.
@brettb91945 жыл бұрын
eh but am I seeing things or is her nose completely asymmetrical? looks like one nostril is much higher than the other - perhaps a trick of the camera angle
@neonskyline14 жыл бұрын
yeh she looks sexy
@billydeemolloy4005 жыл бұрын
Didn't recognise Boris with his hair combed..!
@GG-rw8cz5 жыл бұрын
What beautiful shiny blonde hair he has there. I haven't seen it look that good in years...
@CashelOConnolly5 жыл бұрын
It’s called Nazi blonde
@MrSpasticdancer5 жыл бұрын
thats our next prime minister right there!
@CashelOConnolly5 жыл бұрын
Maybe it depends if he smashes someone’s flat up again! If he becomes PM then we’re in deep blue shit
@GrumpyG635 жыл бұрын
There are plenty of people thick enough to believe he’s what we need - a bit like brexit - a stupid plan devised by those who will benefit from it supported by the dim who believed the bullocks in the right wing press and facebook ads.
@Geffo5555 жыл бұрын
What's the worst can happen? Hmmm. Oh SHIT!
@jimskea2245 жыл бұрын
The alternative to Boris isn't any better. A right pair of racketeers.
@NaziZombieSharpShot5 жыл бұрын
@@CashelOConnolly That apparent argument was the smartest political move this decade, he can defend the whole situation by claiming it was a private matter and propagate the story, keeping the other candidate completely out of the headlines. The mans a lot smarter than he would ever let on.
@IoEstasCedonta4 жыл бұрын
Someone had fun editing this title.
@videosfromelsewhere9263 жыл бұрын
39:55 absolutely
@raymondelrick79305 жыл бұрын
One of the most bizarre episodes in the lifetime of hignfy.... brilliant. Totally off the wall. Boris fantastic. 😂
@haroon4205 жыл бұрын
Raymond Elrick badger badger badgers badger
@kosmischesynth4 жыл бұрын
And this is how Johnson became prime minister...
@Eisenwulf6665 жыл бұрын
23:01 what is she talking about? I've been riding a car for 18 years now, lived in france,italy, germany and the czech republic. Never once i've experienced free roads,always traffic .
@magnacz5 жыл бұрын
He is funny and charming throughout, being teased mercilessly. Can laugh at himself, not pompous at all. He seems to win them over, they like him regardless. No hostility on either side. This is before uniform political correctness. Fun to watch this old show now that he will be PM for a while.
@nejuw2 жыл бұрын
It's not before political correctness. Such rubbish. In fact they pandered to this fool and look at the state of the UK now.
@webchimp6 жыл бұрын
Paul "We've been going for for an hour now you know that Boris?" Feels like it.
@LoneKharnivore6 жыл бұрын
To be fair he said that at 37m in so only ~2/3 of the material was dumped.
@steveflook3385 жыл бұрын
webchimp ty
@JJsWonders4 жыл бұрын
Anyone watching after Al secured biggest Con majority since 1987 and won the Tory 30year civil war over Europe? Not a fan of PaulM but “block a badger’s passage” at 24:35 is classic
@Kawiturbo7506 жыл бұрын
This aired December 12, 2003. Here is the second part of this from when it was presented in two parts on the, HIGNFY Best Of The Guest Presenters Vol. 2 DVD: www.dailymotion.com/video/xsan0b
@welshman1005 жыл бұрын
Cant wait for him to be our PM!
@CashelOConnolly5 жыл бұрын
You’re a dangerous and ridiculous fool just like Johnson
@welshman1005 жыл бұрын
@@CashelOConnolly Oh no! A different opinion! Go fuck yourself.
@Geffo5555 жыл бұрын
You obviously don't place a great importance on integrity and ability then.
@welshman1005 жыл бұрын
@@Geffo555 I do, which is why I can't wait!
@Geffo5555 жыл бұрын
@@welshman100. Boris was a profligate mayor and a useless Foreign Secretary. His private life is a circus. What are the positives?
@htershane5 жыл бұрын
At least he’s there, someone with character. Christ can you see May, Hunt, even Corbyn doing this?
@sordel58665 жыл бұрын
That's a good reason for him to be anchor of Have I Got News For You, not prime minister.
@htershane5 жыл бұрын
Sordel well I’d argue the same applies as far as perception goes . For all his flaws he’s got something the last 4 PMs have lacked, he engages people. Blair and Cameron were prepackaged commodities with whom one never got any sense of a genuine personality. May and Brown nuff said. I think a lot of people see the same thing. Remember whatever hysteria is whipped up by media and the doom mongers he wouldn’t be a dictator, he’s a the representative of a cabinet which chances are will be short lived. If he gets people to take an interest in how their country is run he’ll be a success on that front at least. America survived George W, it will survive Trump, if we get Boris we’ll survive that too, it should be interesting. Otherwise welcome Jeremy Hunt, another dull middle management type with zero charisma no doubt ready to inspire a new era of apathy and lethargy. Woo. Hoo.
@sordel58665 жыл бұрын
htershane In the absence of any candidate with outstanding qualifications as a statesman we may as well opt for the greatest showman? You may be right at that.
@htershane5 жыл бұрын
I am not party political but as I say i don’t think it’ll be dull! He might even inject a bit of personality to the opposition. Corbyn almost seems viable when he’s rallying a crowd outside the confines of parliament but get him in the Commons or on a tv interview and I’d rather look at his manhole cover collection! Maybe Boris can provoke them into something resembling an effective opposition.
@htershane5 жыл бұрын
Hannah Dyson people tend to get a bit hysterical, about these things, like the world is about to end. Apply some perspective . History invariably shows it hasn’t and I’m optimistic it won’t. I’m not happy with the whole current saga but like or loathe him Boris has some personality and it’ll be refreshing to see that in a UK leader. The term “prime minister” first among equals, he’s accountable to cabinet, parliament, his own party - who will answer to the electorate. We”re not going into camps or forced to play “wiff waff” anytime soon. London is still standing, the Foreign office is still intact I believe. I won’t be voting Tory but I’m still gonna enjoy this!
@SanFran514 жыл бұрын
He was nominated once for a Bafta for comedy.... in 2003. Seriously.
@bertiew67714 жыл бұрын
Poor Boris, they're laughing at him rather than with him.
@martinjones59652 жыл бұрын
34m51s Paul Mertons head nodding sums up Boris' performance perfectly. Paul's statement about ball of wool for cat is a perfect metaphor for Boris' reflexive behaviour.
@kurtbrattetaule17875 жыл бұрын
Hahaha Gotta love Boris! He is funny as hell!
@CashelOConnolly5 жыл бұрын
Well Hell is waiting for the bastard
@owenfitzgerald89446 жыл бұрын
12 minutes in and he finally gets to Ian and Rick hahaha. 20 minutes in and Bojo had only gotten through 2 questions. Watching Boris Johnson is like witnessing someone having a mental breakdown.
@xxjammymanxx6 жыл бұрын
Used to be 2 parter of this on YT, the best HIGNFY ever imho.
@anumeon6 жыл бұрын
the twoparter exists now on Dailymotion... Still the best ever. (exept perhaps for the whole coconut scoring in his other appearance as host)
@owenfitzgerald89446 жыл бұрын
Thanks Peter.
@owenfitzgerald89446 жыл бұрын
I just watched part 2. WOW, I wonder how long it took to record that episode? HAHAHA.
@jk95545 жыл бұрын
20 minutes in: oh right, there was someone on Paul's team...
@galesito1733 Жыл бұрын
Rick Wakeman was hilarious in this one.
@AH-be6bu5 жыл бұрын
I’ve never heard anyone describe speed cameras as ‘glorified Dick Turpins’. Think I’ll have to steal that one.
@williamstevens85734 жыл бұрын
As usual the Paul Merton show
@danslater1542 Жыл бұрын
yes he's annoyingly loud
@mauricequartermain4855 жыл бұрын
13:30 "You wouldn't want that job?"
@andrewholt38496 жыл бұрын
Must've been 2003, when Kate Garraway looked like a page 3 model.
@tylerdurden7866 жыл бұрын
Andrew Holt I'd buy that issue son.
@davidrice75685 жыл бұрын
think winning the WC tells you that some how !!!!!!!
@050173515 жыл бұрын
How can you tell? Even for 2003 standarrds the picture quality is shocking. 144p is the only option available, it's worse than wwhen I had eye surgery after I had been gassed with Hydrogen Chloride!
@nonojiroll74985 жыл бұрын
what an incredible tit ! (fill in your own joke .....
@AmericasChoice4 жыл бұрын
Boris and Wakeman engaging it repartee...surreal.
@johnyossarian11355 жыл бұрын
I'm Michael Gove. Hi Boris, how's the back?
@danieloneill95605 жыл бұрын
How's your coke nose?
@jeanmyers17874 жыл бұрын
Yes, he remains funny on Not the Nine o’clock News
@kierenlewin1510 Жыл бұрын
Boris is awesome, I'm pissing myself, badgers are always good for a giggle
@thequokkahaslanded321 Жыл бұрын
Whatever trapped wind means...🤣🤣🤣 gas Boris was... amazing.
@slobodanreka10883 жыл бұрын
14:50 I think they preferred GMTV over Today because the questions would be softer....
@JW_PUNK295 жыл бұрын
Foreshadowing 13:42 - 13:44
@kenunderwood86215 жыл бұрын
Boris said smokes-per' which nicely derived from spokesman spoonerised and then morphed into -person cut off as he realised he said it wrong. Maybe. I wonder if Boris is dyslexic.
@peterfireflylund3 жыл бұрын
Spoonerism?
@charlespeterwatson9051 Жыл бұрын
Why'd the video end before the episode? There was over an hour of the episode that aired
@pressureworks Жыл бұрын
Where's the rest ???
@Austin40984 жыл бұрын
Gawd Help Us !!
@davidbrandenburg80295 жыл бұрын
do you think you could have used a lower resolution for this video?
@craigeyler44956 жыл бұрын
I like Boris, and the episodes he did are some of the best ever. He's funny as hell and it was only after he became Foreign Minister that I started to dislike him.
@billydeemolloy4005 жыл бұрын
Boris was funny - but it wasn't intentional.
@craigeyler44955 жыл бұрын
You definitely have a point. When he was on the job as FM, a lot of the things he said were not at all funny...and this was after he put some thought into what he wanted to say. Downright dangerous and irresponsible even.
@emdiar65885 жыл бұрын
The lovable buffoon shtick is just some micro-managed PR stunt he cynically exploits to further his political ambition. Beneath it all lurks the Machiavellian self interest of a stone cold fascist. I love that Merton calls him out on it by suggesting that his tousled locks are nothing but an affectation.
@jestermoon Жыл бұрын
Take A Moment Johnson OMG 😲 Stay Safe Stay Free 🌐
@pappyreeves69885 жыл бұрын
Thrilled to see you in No. 10 Boris :)
@Areyousayingidontknowmyname4 жыл бұрын
Just watching this. That whole beauty contest and badger thing. Think he needs to realize that women don't always want to sleep with badgers either. Boris actually seems rather sweet.
@RIXRADvidz6 жыл бұрын
Deliverest the Goodes, yes, Bowman Hath. My plethora of appreciations and salutations spill about and needs to be mopped up quick before it starts to dry and go very sticky like warm tar....quick!! two Mops!!!!
@owenfitzgerald89444 жыл бұрын
Boris is some man stumble over his words.
@pressureworks Жыл бұрын
Every comment should be; where is part 2?
@reasonablyserious5 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Boris
@CashelOConnolly5 жыл бұрын
Why? He’s a cunt
@Geffo5555 жыл бұрын
Actually I'd prefer that the country was run by someone with integrity and ability.
@polarboy586211 ай бұрын
It's beyond me how anybody could have ever voted for that man
@commandert55 жыл бұрын
Do you have the last couple minutes?
@TVDandTrueBlood Жыл бұрын
The extended version: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pn-be2OQoqmpj6c
@yippy3275 жыл бұрын
Damn! Mumble, mumble.. I'm Boris.
@stoolpigeon42854 жыл бұрын
Nurse @ 25:39
@susannamarker2582 Жыл бұрын
19:55 Tony Blair ... friends with Cliff Richard ... Gary Glitter ... Jimmy Savile.
@williamblackwell29782 ай бұрын
I know this is years old but 2 observations 1. Boris had not yet used Cameron Diaz as a hairstylist 2. He was as big an asshole back then as his is now. 😂
@charlespeterwatson9051 Жыл бұрын
25:33 MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
@thomashall48865 жыл бұрын
Boris for PM.
@CashelOConnolly5 жыл бұрын
Yeah have you got your white pointed hat and burning crosses ready
@Geffo5555 жыл бұрын
The record for shortest serving PM is 119 days (George Canning) I doubt that Boris will manage 19 days.
@CharlieVane214 жыл бұрын
@@Geffo555 This comment isn't aging well.
@Geffo5554 жыл бұрын
@@CharlieVane21. I didn't factor in the sheer gullibility of the electorate or the tactical significance of a fridge.
@heshanperera15813 жыл бұрын
This is the British equivalent of Seth Meyers roasting trump
@peterbrophy34784 жыл бұрын
Boris is cool
@leonblittle2264 жыл бұрын
144p otherwise known as FILMED ON A POTATO
@edm95274 жыл бұрын
Boris for PM.......................oh he is
@gregmayo698710 ай бұрын
I think Kate is gorgeous
@xs10086 Жыл бұрын
I could not fail to disagree with you less. Could someone translate for me?
@miyojewoltsnasonth21594 жыл бұрын
Can titles get edited?
@flaggerify4 жыл бұрын
Miyojewolt S Nasonth Of course.
@danieloneill95605 жыл бұрын
This man is not a warm and cuddly character. Do not be fooled. This is when he began to be seen as 'funny' and a 'character'. His whole persona is contrived. He is a wolf in sheep's clothing. It is terrifying that he will be the next PM to take us through the Brexit process. A general election is needed now!
@danieloneill95605 жыл бұрын
Merton nailed it when he said he intentionally ruffled his hair before the show.
@GG-rw8cz5 жыл бұрын
Oh bugger off.
@danieloneill95605 жыл бұрын
A good point, well made.
@CashelOConnolly5 жыл бұрын
G G what an intelligent response
@GugaGDFABC3 жыл бұрын
So how did that general election work out for you?
@Nigel15054 жыл бұрын
Please note; this is Her Majesty's Prime Minister, leader of the British Government. Could the last person to leave, or remain, please turn the lights off.
@SanFran514 жыл бұрын
He was a highly successful Mayor of London.
@numbereightyseven5 жыл бұрын
This episode has overtones of the Goon Show.
@andyxyzb5 жыл бұрын
You know what!?!?!? That's exactly what I was thinking! At the same time I'm thinking WTF!? This is likely UK's next Prime Minister. So now I'm conflicted because when you think about it, the Goon Show was a major force for all things good and a gem in a crown of British Culture. So yes - maybe give Boris a go as PM! I mean what could possibly go wrong?
@winmine03275 жыл бұрын
Rick Wakeman? Rick Wakeman?
@danieloneill95605 жыл бұрын
He's been on HIGNFY lots of times.
@CashelOConnolly5 жыл бұрын
He was in a super group in the 70’s called Yes they were massive,they didn’t release singles
@Geffo5555 жыл бұрын
Journey To The Centre of The Earth.
@forestpump5 жыл бұрын
Rick Wakeman is one slimey dude
@653j5215 жыл бұрын
I wish Paul wouldn't bait Boris for long stretches of the show. It is just tedious and starts to sound like bullying, not wit. At least with a video we can skip ahead, which I very much appreciate. It reminds me of when Paul was going after Angus toward the end. That isn't talking about the news in a humorous way. That is attacking someone relentlessly.
@francaperotti59345 жыл бұрын
I love it and did the first time around when this was aired Hislop given toffs like Johnson a hard time. If you was bullied in school this way you had it easy
@chrisp41704 жыл бұрын
Sadly, he attacks someone who keeps on saying foolish things.I really don't want my P.M. to keep opening himself up to ridicule. I want someone who is bright, somewhat self-aware and has some idea of how to appear normal and professional, rather than being the butt of jokes. On this show, Boris is great. Clowning around is fun, but running the country and representing us on serious and potentially life and death issues, is a totally different gig. Whilst I enjoy all 3 on HIGNFY, I don't want Merton, Hislop or Johnson running the country.
@gumshake6897 ай бұрын
boring git
@TayR0C4 жыл бұрын
RIP funniest HIGNFY guest.
@flaggerify4 жыл бұрын
TayR0C Funnier than you.
@TayR0C4 жыл бұрын
@@flaggerify well, yeah.
@lauriesicardaskey5 жыл бұрын
This clown could be our next prime minister.
@drtreg4 жыл бұрын
BJ - the UK Trump equivalent. Celebrity PM.
@flaggerify4 жыл бұрын
drtreg Boris has read a few books.
@paul1x15 жыл бұрын
Love to hear his first call with trump the two most confused people on the planet what's up England competing with the yanks for goofiest world leader boris has a long way to go to catch donny
@bwfvc77704 жыл бұрын
catcha lata
@Shub996 жыл бұрын
This thing is the Foreign Minister of the UK ... And he convinced people on brexit ? And people knew this about boris all along ?
@LoneKharnivore6 жыл бұрын
He played this character to get popular, and yes we fell for it. He's pretty cunning as well as being a bumbling fool.
@Shub996 жыл бұрын
LoneKharnivore he's smart but how long can he survive being thought / considered a fool, and that too a dangerous fool?
@Malusdarkblade5 жыл бұрын
Many people see him for the nasty piece of work he is, but sadly in the UK we are prone to a 2 party state, so even if you dislike him Tory voters would still vote him over the candidate. He isn't cunning, he just belongs to a party which appeals to wankers who want to blame their own misery on anyone but themselves.
@kenorton55314 жыл бұрын
Inbreeding ????
@kenorton55314 жыл бұрын
....but yes....a funny and amiable nincompoop......
@paulwebsterantiques83214 жыл бұрын
WHAT A TOSSER.
@CCdePlicque2 жыл бұрын
downvoted for the 144p quality :(
@johnnicolson4676 жыл бұрын
Boris really is a pratt.
@stefankolodziej98315 жыл бұрын
Please Britain don't let Boris become Prime Minister! I'm begging you all DON'T DO IT!
@chickenman464w5 жыл бұрын
shut... up...
@stephenmurray28515 жыл бұрын
@@themightykenwynejones7353 How do you know his dad has a fat one? Did your sister tell you?
@CashelOConnolly5 жыл бұрын
TheMightyKenwyneJones you’re foul just like Johnson