Hikaru's Subreddit Has No Chill

[@ChristopherMikrowelle]

0:00 Now we know why Hikaru is so successful with the ladies. Noone would ever reject him with that pick up line.

[@julseu_lol]

Stockfish instantly evaluates that as mate in 1 whatever move the ladies do. It's inevitable.

[@danielb4560]

except he blunders miserably and leaves his piece hanging with no hope for mating

[@isaki4869]

and I hope his queen not get sacs for the content

[@aayushsharma8170]

@@isaki4869 xd

[@aayushsharma8170]

@@julseu_lol lul

[@ashuinsharma9102]

Hans is the oldest Teenager ive ever seen in my life.

[@jakew4829]

Stress, I heard he moved out since 16

[@chipchipperson3683]

Maybe your perception is conditioned because you usually look at a lot of young looking teens. Like A LOT.

[@hashcr2]

@@chipchipperson3683 yes.. im not an expert in teens thankfully..

[@oliverboii7034]

@@chipchipperson3683 lol, no he doesn't

[@oliverboii7034]

@@jakew4829 yeah, i did too.

[@betterthanyou3465]

the community did not let hans catch a break lmfaoooo 💀💀

[@orlagskapten9829]

kinda his own fault for being so cocky

[@milesgreenwood5036]

And we thought this was bad lmfao

[@nateb188]

@@milesgreenwood5036 and it got worse 😂😭

[@Mrpopperer]

0:04 That's how Hikaru practises his back rank mate in real life

[@zwischenzug910]

omg the most hilarious into in Hikaru's career

[@nivnavion]

Bong cloud intro for me

[@harshuppal928]

Into into

[@joeyblogsy]

What?

[@Henry-yf2np]

into?

[@nivnavion]

@@Henry-yf2np on the original comment instead of intro

[@dracandros]

Hikaru goes deep into every opening 💜😘

[@theaviator1152]

OH MY GOD 😂

[@parzingtheasian]

apparently, so did hans

[@kav1312]

@@parzingtheasianOh god,

[@theempires5]

​@@parzingtheasianDepends on which opening

[@parzingtheasian]

@@theempires5 the chess opening

[@NimbleDeathVr]

0:00 and he sacrafices, HIS DIGNITTYYYYY

[@wosjam9427]

I actually thought the first clip was a deep fake because I never knew Hikaru would ever do something like that

[@anotherlover6954]

I'm super impressed Hikaru was able to read that number that quickly.

[@RonPaul42069]

Which number?

[@anotherlover6954]

@@RonPaul42069 The big one. I'd have to watch it again.

[@Jeremo-FD]

The 10+billion number

[@The101damnations]

You shouldn't be? Count 3 digits at a time from the left, 9 digits, so 318 million. Then you count another digit, billion, another digit, 10 billion.

[@anotherlover6954]

@@The101damnations Yeah I can count to three 4 times over, minus one, and figure out if it's trillions or whatever. But I can't do it instantly like Hikaru did, see?

[@AyushAyan-zh7bq]

10:30 pointless painting. C'mon it wasn't pointless Hikaru.😭😭😂

[@UglyApprentice]

2:23 and 8:51 Daddy Hikaru finally noticed my memes and it feels like my birthday

[@han-huo]

Both are good memes, so good job!

[@Saitawa]

I wish my birthdays were happy as you are

[@KiraAsakura14]

"Good one, let's keep scrolling." "Thank you for that, thank you." "Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time."

[@antkid7xd363]

Them: “players won’t have much time to think as they need to hold their breaths while looking at the board” Hikaru: memorises the entire board, calculates all possible moves, goes back down and plays his move in one second and stockfish says it’s brilliant.

[@_Nomen_Nescio_]

04:25 is the most amazing thing that I saw this week. what a move, what a position. wow... im shocked, thats brutal!

[@Vea800]

Can you explain me what happened?

[@Vea800]

pls

[@maccap4598]

@@Vea800 White has no moves but to take the queen. Once queen is taken its stalemate. King can't move up because of the pawn and thus has no waiting moves.

[@Vea800]

@@maccap4598 Thanks, man! I apreciate it.

[@philipmorse-fortier5499]

@@Vea800 White's queen is pinned to the King, and the only other square next to the queen is attacked by black's pawn, so White must either move the King away from the queen, losing the queen and the game, or move the Queen on the diagonal towards the black Queen. If white doesn't take, black takes and wins, if white DOES take, it's stalemate as the black King will not be attacked and black will have no legal moves. White went from a winning position to at best a draw.

[@ChristopherMikrowelle]

Who is Hikaru? To the blind, he is the light. To the hungry, he is the bread. To the sick, he is the cure. To the lonely, he is the company. To the sad, he is the joy. To the prisoner, he is the freedom. To the poor, he is the treasure. For me, he is everything.

[@DeadSezSo]

Dang, must suck to be blind, hungry, sick, lonely, sad, imprisoned AND poor all at once

[@vedanggggg]

@@DeadSezSo life of a chess player:(

[@DuBLD33]

Need to sourc this one! Who is Dabuz? To the blind, he is dalight. To the hungry, he is dabre@d. For the sick, he's dacure.

[@123-.-]

😂😂least obsessed hikaru fanboy:

[@galleskovar6942]

Who is Jesus Christ? To the blind, he is the light. To the hungry, he is the bread. To the sick, he is the cure. To the lonely, he is the company. To the sad, he is the joy. To the prisoner, he is the freedom. To the poor, he is the treasure. For me, he is everything.

[@viktorgoa]

start: Hikaru's intro end of video: +3 Million subs (99% women)

[@MaharshiRay]

The video starts with 'Hey girl' which my google assistant interprets as 'hey google' and then she replies to Hikaru XD

[@f4irlyN04]

I was scrolling on KZbin and I came across this Video,I click on it and the first thing I saw was Hikaru saying that pick up line...I'm still in shock lol. Ladies,Get ready to fall on your knees cuz Y'all know Hikaru's gonna win your hearts ! ;) P.s hikaru is a goat.

[@sleeponthefloor9622]

Okay, the Billie Eilish one has me convinced Hikaru is an alien. How the hell does a human remember that line, much less the details behind it.

[@akawojo]

once the kingside pawns have started rolling, you get the classic pawn chain and the knight sacrifice ...Nxe4!! Hikaru played against Gelfand, is a fairly well known theme in this KID line. I remember this very nice game by Hikaru also quite well....it was played in Amsterdam if I'm not wrong. it's in my King's Indian analysis file. nothing too alien about having a phantastic memory.

[@sleeponthefloor9622]

@@akawojo Thanks for that. But I'm a noob to the game. So, he's an alien. And perhaps you are too :) I really do admire all of you that have taken the game to such levels.

[@TheShobhit147]

No Hans were harmed in the making of this video

[@bruh9702]

did he just call Canada canadia 😭😭😭😭

[@brianweld]

The most mild disrespect towards our neighbors.

[@yourself9525]

could've said canadiana and it would all be fine

[@TheogDRIPWALKER1990]

Omawamosindiru. NANI!

[@MorningNapalm]

Yes, one of only two touching neighbours, longest undefended border in the world, but apparently that wasn't good enough :) Oh America, you so silly.

[@Itz_Phrog]

canadia is wild

[@noahstoner851]

“Represents Canadia”

[@wesamnadir665]

Wtf is that opening U sure got me with that theory pick-up line i was lost on move one

[@xevino833]

the playboy gambit

[@naoufel4441]

12:15 imaging wining because your opponent run out of breath

[@Rabarbaraaa]

3:22 As always top notch geography from the Americans. Canadia…

[@BobChess]

0:00 What happen to you Hikaru

[@soniablanche5672]

The strongest piece in shogi is called "Ryuou" or Dragon King in english. It moves like a rook + king

[@mdzaidshaikh1863]

So it can travel anywhere like rook but only 1 square cross ???

[@soniablanche5672]

@@mdzaidshaikh1863 yes, the rook promotes into it. The bishop also promotes to a piece that gets king movement on top of the bishop movement.

[@GGJiaJia]

Hikaru looks somewhat worried toward the end of his pickup line delivery lol

[@Ultimate_Tito_TheExplorer]

@3:14 this joke is like a Bongcloud opening but got checked mated in 3 moves 😂

[@ricardofujii249]

Pool chess must be much more difficult to play, considering that both kings already started in drowned positions.

[@filyboy7]

was that joke translated from another language or something? because in english that made no sense

[@ricardofujii249]

@@filyboy7 Yes, I guess you are right, in English, I guess it's called stalemate, I am not sure, but the term stalemate is more about the general situation itself, not about the king precisely. In Brazil, when this happens, we call a drowned king. In modern chess means a draw, but old chess considered winning by placing the enemy king in that position.

[@filyboy7]

@@ricardofujii249 ok yeah because in english there is no such thing as 'drowned king' in chess

[@con_el_maestro3544]

Holy macaroni, this video has the most aggressive intro I've ever seen 🤣

[@iamalive2826]

0:00 this seems so clear and straightforward yet in coded language

[@jesustejeda6404]

I can't believe it's canon that Billie eilish made hikaru's career happen.

[@kaykayesJr]

Hikaru obviously being the chess player at the school doesn’t make me the most popular but coming home and watching your videos make my week

[@laeb08]

Hikaru during that intro... LMFAO

[@turbo8628]

You never want to time out in chess, but its worse in dive chess

[@awesmoke4014]

That opening was awesome! 😂😂

[@SoloTURK11]

3:33 WOAH HIKARU WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT

[@tony-711fz1]

This is why i subbed to ur channel i didnt know u play Chess as well, Hikaru MG

[@tony-711fz1]

GM*

[@PHeMoX]

13:00 They turned chess into an _actual_ sport it seems hahahha.

[@purplehaze4942]

i mean table tenis is a sport, golf is a sport, crochet too. and those are just the average past time like chess.

[@manchesterunited7096]

is it just me or did he say canadia?🤣

[@ColdAndBrew]

That Tom and Jerry meme was A1😂

[@Jeremo-FD]

11:21 I was literally thinking about this myself just last week. It weirds me out so much to see it in real life immediately, but I'm so glad that underwater chess exists

[@themawnster7191]

3:45 I think that's the pawn getting ready to promote to a queen?

[@toversnoleu8769]

BWHAHAHA omfg! that intro! 🤣🥰

[@fasthands6403]

3:24 aint no way he just said "Canadia"

[@anotherlover6954]

3:55 is actually pretty funny. Almost a queen.

[@cho4d]

had the audio at 0.8 speed for the intro. was quite the unnerving experience.

[@tara2769]

wtf did Hikaru use that pickup line, ladies better know some chess.

[@pushingyourownagenda9889]

Wow...this one is my favourite reddit react... everything from Hans ,intro,and bortnyk s twinks XD... Wow...16 mins of gold

[@PerfectSense77]

14:21 Classic XQC moment there haha.

[@ananya8201]

intro never gets old..so GOATED

[@daveedsactualwifedaveeddig1446]

FOAMING IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE OF 0:00 HOLY SHIT 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@blackhitler8572]

61th? lol that’s just embarrassing

[@legueu]

I know he can recall games instantly, but I get surprised every time anyway. Why ask Stockfish about chess, when Hikaru is just quicker?

[@johnnyblackrants7625]

Bullet game. One breath. You breathe before checkmate, it counts as flagging. Now that would be sick.

[@lockdowndb4863]

World Diving Chess Championship, 1 +2 bullet, if you pass out you lose. I would definitely skip school to watch that

[@urosradojevic6684]

6:00 Had me spiting out my food

[@Jeremo-FD]

I'm a 900 player so I had to pause and examine this for a minute or two. That position is gruesome. In this scenario white would be better taking the stalemate it seems.

[@tyler71717]

He should have said: "we aren't rook stars". ;)

[@sada0101]

04:25 It's Beautiful I've Looked At This For Five Hours Now

[@wingdinggaster6737]

"Canadia" is my favourite country

[@26hzz]

0:54 In passing opening:Astley variation

[@anderyoutube8506]

damn the intro 🥵

[@DylanX0]

I did not just see that intro. Naka isn’t real he’s a lizard

[@railspony]

hahahaha the Putin Attack with the long table!

[@miljann98]

Ah the Rizen Threadripper processor is the best...

[@ismailyazici19]

7:50 Hello from Bursa, Turkey!

[@coreydhughes]

Want to come back to my place and hit the bongcloud?

[@Obi-WanKannabis]

I wanna see a tournament of super gms playing diving chess now.

[@alienrenders]

When Hikaru outmemes you :( lol

[@jerryy147]

8:53 "not for retail sale"

[@Viewer13128]

5:49

[@AminMaleki123]

3:23 Canadia 😂😂😂😂😂

[@monkerud2108]

Tom and jerry meme was definitely 2700 humor

[@eureemarquez6911]

2:25 Flirty hikaru lol

[@bnk241]

This video speaks for itself

[@AnubhabLeo]

Brooooo the intro 💀💀

[@Kylo04]

this uh... this did not age well

[@seancyrusdelosreyes8376]

Yow hikaru HAHAHA I USED THAT LINE FROM YOUR INTRO AND I THINK IT KINDA WORKED WELL FOR MY CRUSH 🥰 HAHAHAHA

[@nhikiya5967]

the beg and end of video😂😂👍

[@adfadf32342]

69 gifted ... the real MVP!

[@mmkanashiro]

4:28 took me some time to understand... how tf someone find this moves

[@robirt]

5:00

[@valdry313]

The intro 💀

[@_flaksius_]

They might not be rock stars, but they are rook stars

[@-_Nuke_-]

00:00 Naka is probably still a virgin :/ xD

[@anomalyp8584]

"that aged badly"...wait...what?!

[@litwin2288]

Hikaru's rizz is soo underrated

[@yusefma112]

10:45 is that kibeh lol

[@anthonyalexanderchambaeliz8310]

What the heck was that intro? hahahahahahah

[@pscharnett]

You're right. Chess players aren't rock stars. They're rook stars.

[@hikabongnakacloud4944]

The reason Hikaru doesn’t get married.

[@pathikghugare]

That intro Fuck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nivnavion]

Hikaru a sigma for that intro

[@gmizlyth4207]

wtfff was that intro xd

[@RazielDeTam]

"just trade queens"(c) man of culture 👍

[@Xihnic]

Did he just call Canada Canadia?

[@shame1039]

He looks like a Walmart jack Harlow

[@urosradojevic6684]

0:04💀