Bao & Lucy Drool over the Sexiest Food Mascots (Tier List)

[@baovtuber]

Did you make it to the end of the video? 😂 Comment which mascot you’d smash and why for a chance to appear in my next video!

[@ThatWeirdGuyYouKnow]

Empire carpet guy has that sweet seductive voice. He can clean my carpet any day… Every day we stray further from God…

[@alancalvillo6756]

You did it, McDonald's

[@Auggy86]

Wendy's!!! Cuz I'd Baconater!!! 🍔 🥓

[@Rockman9830]

The land o lakes lady. She seems like a nice woman, and I think it's messed up that land o lakes kept her land when they kicked her of the packing. I would definitely do what I can to help make it right.

[@edenjung9816]

I would do Wendy. Or be best Friends with her and Jack. Because we could Go nuts on those Other fast food chains. And also a redhead Like Wendy is such a Turn on for me.

[@hoggo3789]

Bao going from sweet and kind to irredeemably unhinged is giving me whiplash

[@Sacrene]

Shes always been semi unhinged just held it in depending on who she collabed with though…it does give me a bit of whiplash aswell

[@ashleyjohnson7433]

That's pretty much the normal Bao experience.

[@isaachester8475]

Hasn’t she been like this for a while? The Blaidd incident is already over a year old 💀 Edit: looking through her old videos/VODs, she was always a little unhinged and it just got worse over time

[@makkieta-static7960]

Bao in general gives me whiplash. 🤣🤣🤣

[@9895_]

I watched half of this cause I was too lazy to switch vids, im gaining brain damage and still can't figure out what she likes exactly

[@kilroy6806]

That blue vs red m&m argument is almost a word-for-word rendition of Vergil vs Dante.

[@thesnacccgawdsukuryuappu]

Foolishness Bao, Foolishness

[@PlushLordOfTheSeas]

LMAO IT IS

[@RayzeCruxis]

It's not Blue's fault that Red lacks motivation!

[@Menuki]

And same color scheme

[@GrizzlyAdams94]

Bao is the end result of breeding a Skitty with a Wailord

[@grimmashley8422]

Oh my god, the Skitty x Wailord comic…….

[@Christian988.]

Down bro you didn't need to damn her like that. With such an accurate description.

[@GrayAndGrey]

It's been a while since I have seen a hit that clean.

[@-Sam-And-Colby-Edits-123-]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[@ParakeetDSi]

This is so accurate 😂

[@kaktusbaron]

It's definitely Jack in the Box, nothing comes close to him. He is ripped, a businessman, he shitposted about other companies before it was in fashion, great sense of humor, massive cock, and great deals. Also, he's a loving dad! An absoulute DILF, hands down. And if anyone begs to differ.... *rips the shirt off* Do something about it!

[@edenjung9816]

I would marry Wendy. But be best Friends with Jack. He seems so cool.

[@IshkabbiIes]

Jack in the Box has also been a pioneer in the late night munchie meal, so you just know if munchin' at midnight is on his mind you're in the right hands.

[@hgcommons]

How do you even know that fifth thing?

[@RayzeCruxis]

​@@hgcommonsgotta have a massive cock if he survived the accident

[@justpie69]

​@@hgcommons I mean he just radiates *_monster meat_* energy you know?

[@sully9080]

Not Lucy immediately getting Ben Franklin's job wrong😭

[@Duamerthrax]

Lucy's not American, so not surprising.

[@FoxerBoxerNaaniwa]

For those who didn’t grow up in America and/or didn’t pay attention in history, Ben Franklin was never president, though he was extremely important in early American history.

[@Duamerthrax]

@@FoxerBoxerNaaniwa No, but it's also understandable to make that mistake considering everyone else on common American currency is a president.

[@louisrobitaille5810]

@@DuamerthraxWait she's not? Must be Canadian then…?

[@louisrobitaille5810]

@@FoxerBoxerNaaniwaNot just in American history. He was important in physics too, especially in electricity.

[@christophergarland7936]

19:17 Neither of them know Pepsiman and still smash. He truly is all-powerful.

[@dumpsterbabies8453]

They didn’t even know how strong he is the power

[@linkin0983]

Pepsi Maaaaan

[@Fulgrim2]

Bao is definitely becoming unhinged by her lusts I see.

[@Call_me_kozuna]

Wtf was that intro

[@hoggo3789]

​@@Call_me_kozunathe perfect way to introduce Bao to all your friends and family

[@GenshinLover283]

What was your first clue

[@TinoNate]

​@@GenshinLover283flooded I think 😌

[@popburnsy3207]

.... becoming...

[@Shadowth117]

I was dying when Lucy realized Bao was still looking at Jack in the Box videos.

[@notomoge5257]

Someone gets it jack is just the best

[@Urekkato]

I loved that Lucy convinced Bao for the Pringles guy. A whole story was created just for the pringles man to be S-Tier.

[@PierceArner]

The editing in that segment really made it an absolute rollercoaster

[@____Carnage____]

Have you seen that mustache? He deserves nothing less

[@Cayde-6sHorn]

Fun fact: Chef Boyardee was a real man. His name was Ettore Boiardi, but you've probably heard him referred to as Hector Boyardee.

[@TK-7193]

last chance to look at me hector

[@TheTubePoweredOne]

Benjamin Franklin absolutely would _not_ cry when people zap their nipples; if anything, he'd give a thumbs-up! That dude was an absolute freak in the sheets.

[@Yuki_Ika7]

Agreed, part of the reason why he stayed in France for so long was the poon

[@justsomeguy5628]

He loved grandmas, and loved to write intimately about them. He truly was ahead of his time.

[@Nveous1]

Heard he was even part of a club called the hellfire club (not sure if this info is right tho.) and last I checked, those guys were FREAKS. That do it in the CAVE.

[@joshuawells7415]

Just commented the same thing before seeing this; dude would be proud to see people being freaky with one of his discoveries.

[@FuImaDragon]

Yeah, I heard he was in something like a secret swingers club for rich elites in england too. Dude went after anything in a dress, possibly Scotsmen too.

[@ZeroHero3d]

Sometimes I worry about Bao's mental state when she makes videos like this. I worry about my own because I watch them 😐

[@Menuki]

I’m worried about her mental state in most of her videos….not just videos like this

[@ShahroozSmith]

Little context: The Brown M&M is all business girl boss type of lady. The Jolly Green Giant is a literal giant... He makes the Incredible Hulk look like his kid, that's how big he is. The Sugar Crisp Sugar Bear is a chill bear, but has insane amounts of strength and will get his Sugar Crisps by any means necessary, while being extremely chill.... He will break into your house, just for a bowl of cereal while singing smooth jazz.

[@guywithnocoochie9087]

The stream was Hella cursed. it showed me too much information of both streamers that I will never forget 10 out of 10 would watch again

[@YohiitsJeno]

I love Lucy cuz she’s just the purest version of a degenerate,a good duo to bao

[@ohmmaggotz9967]

I was NOT expecting the video to start this way, but yet again, it's Bao so I find myself asking "Why didn't I see this coming?" 😂

[@dr.bright6272]

Bao and Lucy, a love that was fractured by the theft of McNuggets

[@Masterom2000x]

Thinking the quaker oats guy was Benjamin Franklin, sure. I then instantly died when Lucy said, "The President?" and neither of them realize he was never a president...lol.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

At least Penn and Franklin are both Philadelphia icons.

[@geryainte]

Fun Benjamin Frankiln fact: He believed in " Air Bathing ", which was basically sitting or standing in front of a full length window, fully naked. He'd give no fucks whether or not people saw him. Also, he was the hottest dude in Paris for a little while.

[@matthewjustice7591]

The ABSOLUTE AUDACITY to not include CHARLIE THE TUNA in this list immediately gives of blue m&m vibes. Be better 👨🏻‍🦽

[@gazerbeyond6371]

Tony the Tiger is absolutely S tier, whoever marries that man is set for life. An energetic partner that will always support you and then rrrrRRRRRRRrrrr in your ear at night 🤭

[@joshuawells7415]

Apparently Frosted Flakes cannot have a social media presence like Wendy's because they just keep getting swarmed by down bad furries.

[@JarenceThatShowerGuy]

Bao and Lucy being unhinged is of no truer surprise. xD This was a weirdly fun tier list. 😂😂🤣

[@Returnality]

Wendy’s is God-tier. Give me the savage smug waifu

[@AkameOda]

Bao seeing a normal humanoid "I'mma plead the 5th, nah leave tem off the list." Bao seeing a ball of fur with chocolate in the middle she pulled out from under the couch "SMAAAAASH BARK WOOF BARK WOOF BARK WOOF!!!"

[@owlblocksdavid4955]

I assume it was because some people have called those mascots racist for... Being of a different race?

[@jackdaleggett7184]

Bao seeing three children: I'm going to stick them up my ass 😟

[@cohenvale6342]

I swear Bao at 1.5 speed at the beginning is more funny and terrifying! Its like you're not fast enough to keep her thirst at bay!

[@PreshaOrion]

That editing is top tier. Good points by Lucy and Bao, very entertaining.

[@BasicallyWiz]

They didn't even recognize Count Chocula, THE Halloween cereal guy. His fangs would probably make or good handles.

[@mynameisdozzer]

Mr Pringles guy is a 100$ SSS tier smash cuz I firmly believe him in upholding the claim that once you pop, the fun don't stop~

[@KogaNobuyoshi]

Lucy explaining what the Rice Crispy guys would do to Bao only supported her decision LOL.

[@devilsadvocate22289]

Bao went through a whole character arc with Jack and I was wheezing the entire time! 😂😂😂

[@ReaperUnreal]

And that's how the Lucy Pyre discord got TONS of blue M&M art.

[@NikFromm]

Sooo… I’m starting to think Bao’s standards are: -Has a pulse (optional) Edit: She also likes to contradict herself, apparently😅

[@unitoftemp]

Anything is fair game to Bao.

[@edenjung9816]

@@unitoftemp Who will take one for the team?

[@benschultz1784]

So she has the sexuality of a male Adele penguin...

[@Unitedartists56]

Stop! XD

[@DevonLeSuer]

@@unitoftemp So you're saying there's a chance?

[@PaceBreaker]

I didn't think I'd see a Bao and Lucy collab. Oh, this will be crazy!

[@ChrisBleu]

Nah the dodge on Aunt Jamaima was crazy 🤣

[@datboithunder]

She had no choice

[@anthonydeadman]

@@datboithunder Nah she did.

[@owlblocksdavid4955]

The butter lady even more. I saw "smash or pass food mascots" and was like "the butter lady". But Aunt Jemima is beautiful.

[@grafzeppelin4069]

bao wouldn't fuck aunt jemima? wow, racist.

[@isengarde9490]

@@owlblocksdavid4955 Aunt Jemima looks like she'd make a disgustingly good apple pie and give you a slice while calling you 'sugar' in that stereotypical southern belle accent.

[@mr.shgamingguy]

0:00 vtuber 0:30 Willford Brimley 4:54 you’re the one who’s blue in here, Lucy Bao is this you or is this the blue m&m talking? Me: Bao I think that she’s talking about the blue and M&m 9:16 Aunt Jemima

[@gregd806]

0:35 DID she just think Ben Franklin was a President...

[@AmpleConfusionify]

The AT&T girl (Milana Vayntrub) makes me want to start a family plan if you're picking up my signal! She's dead gorgeous and she's got that girl next door energy.

[@r3v01t_6]

Other than Wendy, I would definitely choose the mom from the Japanese McDonalds commercial. Miss Chiquita would be a good side woman or maid.

[@SteelShroom256]

Such a shame that the pic for the brown M&M was so poorly cropped - I bet you'd really like her, Bao.

[@quinnjohnson9750]

Why is this women so unhinged and why do I love her for it? Maybe we both need help?

[@RTM_random]

I skipped to the end to see where jack was, thats all i needed, amazing tierlist, now time to watch the actual chaos 👍

[@mallardofmodernia8092]

Whaddaya know same

[@madeofmandrake1748]

11:08 Bees are friends though! You can gently play with bees all day and be fine, it's wasps that give them a bad rep. Pro tip; if the yellow and black bug has hair, it's a bee friend. No hair means a wasp that has probably committed unspeakable crimes against the bug gods and deserves flattening.

[@shapley-traffic47]

They knew what they were doing with the thumbnail and by god do I love it

[@electricbayonet2]

“Is that the Cheetos tiger?” ...I wonder if she can go the whole video without realizing what she said.

[@joeramsay6269]

Lucy really just called chester a tiger🤣

[@TheGraduateApple]

Bao being such an adorable silly whale as always

[@attakrus]

I like how near the end, Bao wants our opinions on which mascots we would smash. My sister in Christ, who is there to smash? I guess the green M&M, the brown M&M and Wendy’s but that’s about it.

[@Professordev1]

The brown m&m is S Tier cause she gives off dommy mommy vibes but could also be a soft sub

[@drakebaker2769]

AMEN LUCY 🙌 Chef Boyardee absolutely REEKS!! My sister used to eat that garbage Every. Day. While house smelled like a sweaty gym locker room.

[@bromodragone8405]

The Quaker Oats guy is named William Penn. The Pringles Guy's full name is Julius Pringles. Wendy's real name is Melinda Lou Thomas. The Vlasic pickles stork's name is Jovny. And the syrup is Mrs. Butterworth.

[@SlyHikari03]

That intro was gold. Never thought id see my favorite whale gal reference a current meme on my timeline.

[@Astr0id07]

jack in the box is the best of all, he can protect you, he's buff, and he has a nice voice, its perfect

[@mapleflag6518]

Also Bao probably payed close attention to his nose.

[@Cadrid]

Betty Crocker is _absolutely_ S-Tier! I would jump at the chance to frost her cupcakes.

[@aiurzealot1710]

Even from beyond the grave, Ben Franklin is the master of seduction.

[@Regnart_Seht]

The tootsie pop owl bites after the second lick and bites hard. Listen to that crunch. It's up to you to decide if that's good or bad.

[@CallMeCoolly]

The first 3 seconds had me hittin the Tokyo Ghoul manga panel. The one where he questioned his life choices

[@tonymata8070]

Not even seconds in, and I'm met with an unhinged Bao. 🤣

[@yuurou7927]

Such a shame you didn't dwell on sugar bear. You GOTTA watch his ads, my man is smooth af. He's the laid back icon of cereal mascots. He's also unhinged and has a body count but let's not focus on that.

[@Vanderhike]

a collab i feared and loved at the same time

[@KritiKyle]

The chef who makes the Cinnamon Toast Crunch is an easy 100% smash for making the best cereal of them all. I will not be taking questions or suggestions.

[@PaceBreaker]

Fun fact: There used to be three of them. That guy's named Wendell and the other two were Quello and Bob.

[@KritiKyle]

@@PaceBreaker I did, indeed, know this. Thank you for reminding me.

[@finalsix7195]

I still call honey smacks cereal "the crusty koochie" cereal lol but seriously tho honey smacks are good as hell 😂

[@JohnDoweMah]

“NO YOU’RE STILL ON THE JACK IN THE BOX NO WAYYY!” 13:56 My ears have been blursed.

[@arcvasto1481]

This whole video messed me up but also made my day 🤣

[@Going4Broke2528]

Fun fact about Benjamin Franklin! There was an excavation beneath the home where he once lived, and there were uh A LOT of dead bodies found that were dated back to when he lived there. And now you know!

[@ArmadaX1]

Wendy’s because I was and never will be cured of my obsession with redheads with freckles GYAT!

[@realperson69]

9:54 I thought for sure Lucy was baiting Bao, setting up for “Chef Boyardeez NUTS!!!”

[@bayremor]

It was a very funny video Bao The stream was also a blast I would choose Wendys, Green M&M, and LucyPyre

[@davishayden429]

A tier list where the people making don't know half the characters on it but still try to decide who is bangable. So glad I could see it.

[@walker7753]

Gotta put Wendy's in S tier. Redhead be adorable, but i 100% gotta go for the Spicy Chicken Nuggets and Spicy Chicken Sandwich

[@Thequack4741]

Ah yes. Car insurance, pens, and cleaning supplies are my favorite foods

[@benschultz1784]

So Bao and Lucy avoided the Noid.

[@NeoJelly]

That outro caught me off guard so much, I actually felt my face heating up! Jesus christ bao lol

[@saximaphone]

You would rank Sugar Bear SOOOO much higher if you heard his voice lol.

[@Ai_M3talloidX7]

Not even a full milisecond and I'm already scared. OH GOD SHE HAS ONE WINGED ANGEL PLAYING. OH GOD!

[@PrincessDragussy]

I think Mr. Clean is perfect for the pillow princess in bao he’ll show you a good time then clean you up he’s definitely experienced as well

[@anthonydeadman]

He's so Fresh and Clean. Ironically the dirtiest player in the game!

[@vxicepickxv]

He rejects sex as too dirty. He lives only to clean.

[@BeldansFire]

Bao trying to get me to increase ingagement levels hits different in a frightening way.

[@bobwalsh3751]

19:17 PEPSIMAAAAAAAN!!!!!

[@RaiDial00906030]

Bao is like smash the Pillsbury dough boy. Bao, he'll give you yeast infection! 😅

[@deathcoredank521]

17:30 is from a song called Legend by Angelite, if anyone was wondering

[@mantis638]

Every time the green giant shows up, it reminds me of when I saw their webpage as a kid. When you click on the giant, he will do the “ho ho ho”. However, he does a sudden one almost like someone poked him in the rear end. So, clearly someone must of smashed him and recorded it.

[@dusk2308]

bao and lucy together in the same place... oh no i don't think i am ready for this kind of power

[@Slime_one_one]

Are we not going to ask why Flo is on a tier list for FOOD mascots? No? Just me? Ok then…

[@DemiSupremi]

A good insurance rate allows you to afford more food.

[@ynln7603]

That moan at the end sent my through the five stages of grief. Screaming,Crying,Throwing up 😭😭 25:02

[@bobbyburgess758]

I would give an S tier to Sonny, the Cocoa Puffs mascot. Anyone who loves chocolate as much as he does can get with me.

[@SayianRace]

Maybe we should cover all of the walls in Baos house with the Jolly Green Giant pictures

[@Leg3nd-27]

Why is no one questioning why Flo from Progressive is on a food mascot tier list

[@ConfettiExplosion]

Because she’s a snack

[@Captainfluffy25]

21:45. Bao Please dear god never change. You're perfect.

[@aaron6622]

Now I want to see them react to the Rice Krinkles Clown mascot. He's the stuff of nightmares.

[@theronin2321]

Bro what was that outro?!?! 😂😂😭 Is Bao trying to RIZZ us up???

[@jimdofrunetotem]

Ngl, all this is telling me is that Bao deserves to be on the top of the bottom tier list

[@kai_491]

The only time she's on top

[@louispeet-harvey8]

The Arby’s oven mitt, ngl he gives of ‘sock under the bed’ vibes, I’m down with that

[@AFKhaos1337]

So not technically a food mascot, but Flo from progressive was on the list so I think it's probably fine. Erin from Esurance, she's like a pink version of Black Widow. Quote, buy, SMASH!

[@joshsears2820]

Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Boo Berry, Fruit Brute, and Yummy Mummy are the monster ones

[@greetings1823]

Most cursed duo... I love it

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

The first 10 seconds had me genuinely scared of Bao

[@BraveLionheart]

U 2 are like an odd couple but so adorable

[@Ryzawa]

Ah yes, the Bic Pen Mascot, my favorite food brand!

[@JaxsonGalaxy]

This thumbnail is WILD. Borderline inappropriate, maybe actually 😂😅😮

[@ZynkOxhyde]

18:47 Jollibee