HILARIOUS Short Stories With A TWIST!!

[@jchayes6361]

5:29 "You'll have to wait 9 months though, you got pregnant last night." God is savage.

[@hiwelcometochilis6863]

@J C Hayes *5:29*

[@jchayes6361]

@@hiwelcometochilis6863 Thank you

[@shaym4306]

i laughed so fucking hard at that hahahahaha

[@tharhser3757]

Oh the savagery

[@carolinasrandomig]

Lol exactly! 😂😂

[@ellawilliamson6166]

You're so pretty I love how you look good in hats. My compliments are weirdo but so am i

[@ellawilliamson6166]

@@imakemyselfcringe4580 oops I'm so illiterate

[@mangoice-cream5748]

Ella Williamson don't worry I'm the same lol

[@emiliadi-bartolommeo4068]

Me to😔😔😔😔😔

[@chrissimpson9580]

I’m a weirdo to

[@alexispruitt7078]

I'm a weirdo too Also my name is Ella I'm just on my brothers acount :)

[@Joseph_417]

“Kids have no stress they don’t have to worry about anything” most untrue statement in history

[@anveshaa3923]

Facts✨

[@umbarfatima5673]

Facts 🤖

[@missmichelle1290]

Yes

[@helloworldd7151]

Not true, but you wont realize when you are an adult.

[@birdsbirdsandmorebirds6251]

Peer pressure: am i a joke to you

[@emilijakocevska135]

Her choker was bothering me the whole time lol

[@xinxchan6518]

Me too but its really pretty

[@amirahttemme7727]

Same

[@robinpahl5645]

IKR

[@jiisungweed4330]

lmao same

[@allisontaya6036]

Emilija Kocevska lmao it didn’t bother me

[@rachael5581]

Am I the only one that was starring at her chocker and how it was backwards?

[@singingchild8349]

rachael godinez nope I did it too

[@tessaaddy6206]

rachael godinez same

[@archangel5740]

rachael godinez nope

[@edelhandmusic8628]

*staring

[@wynonaa.980]

**choker

[@toasty_air]

I don't think he regreted the 20 years... I think it was kind of sad

[@hopeless640vazquez9]

The father said marry my daughter or 20 years in prison.he didn't want to go go to prison so it was a forced marriage of course he would want to be somwhere else

[@cynthia.hildenbrand9036]

I agree with you, he wouldn’t be crying if he was regretting it

[@solo81]

oof

[@randomaccount228]

@@hopeless640vazquez9 no he wanted to otherwise why would he be dating her in the first place.

[@tayla6550]

Cynthia_Likes _Brands he would because he’s sad he spent 20 years with someone he didn’t love instead of going to prison

[@bibifathima3449]

" I'd like to be eight again" Bruh, I want to be an adult quicker so I can get out of school, then college, get a job, make money, move to Korea, and... Okay that was a little to much.😅 But being a kid Is amazing too love you btw Kyutie💜💜

[@sai-chan1460]

YES ARMY

[@loonawrld6094]

Same!

[@anjali7910]

ARMMYYY

[@kaorusetagf3704]

You should probably preserve your young years because it’d end sooner than you think.

[@kimdaniels5776]

The worst part is, kids have to go to school, but we don't get paid for going to school like adults sometimes get paid for their jobs.

[@yanazenefski5691]

When the man switched with his wife and got pregnant imagine how confused the wife would be and it made it sound like the wife just lived his life and didn’t care

[@mercurygirl8404]

Yo sweetie, here in 8:00 he wasn't regretting the twenty years with his wife, he was overwhelmed about the thought that in that day he would had been getting out of jail, instead he's happy that he could enjoy those twenty years with his wife. Ps: love your videos 😁

[@MARYJCOVA]

*God: you have to wait nine months though, you got pregnant last night.* *me: LmaO*

[@jaidotorg0_0]

How could the wife not tell her own husbands voice?

[@musicloverhayat8402]

I was thinking the same thing 😑

[@yourfavoriterobinithink7103]

@@musicloverhayat8402 plot twist they’re cheating with the dude on the phone

[@musicloverhayat8402]

@@yourfavoriterobinithink7103 😂

[@xdsniperrrr]

maybe they sounded the same

[@jugalkishoregupta2566]

Maybe bc, they wanted to buy whatever they wanted & since the man on the phone agreed, they didn't say anything? 😂😂

[@alyssaromero7470]

Hi kyutie I love your channel so much your so funny and pretty!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[@imakemyselfcringe4580]

You're*

[@onion1019]

“I wish I was a kid again too! Kids have no worries!” Me: I’m guess you never went to school then

[@fairyweed5230]

Onion 101 school for kids aren’t that bad compared to the future

[@coralline1984]

@@fairyweed5230 That’s insensitive.

[@matw1025]

@@fairyweed5230 if you mean this future then I should of read this comment earlier in life to be prepared.😔

[@briewilga9054]

They were probably homeschooled lol

[@williwildfang8032]

"We are going to get her" and "We are going together" are almost the same sentence

[@hopeless640vazquez9]

😆they really are

[@hisisters7792]

Gasp That is kazuichi souda-

[@sheebahussaini8051]

"to get her" put together is together... or to|get|her

[@rooplespooples2447]

Soudaa! :D SoudaXsonia-

[@leiliabug5240]

Yeah, just with different spacing.

[@someonesomeone1998]

Guy:my sister is pregnant Crowd:cheers and congratulates Guy:I’m going to be a dad!!!

[@angeline_27]

😳😶

[@xxhoneysucklexx1545]

Swweeeetttt homeeeee Alabamaaaaaa

[@S2p1dboy]

@@xxhoneysucklexx1545 h o m e r e d

[@youraverageundertalefan8941]

*backs away*The what-

[@xxhoneysucklexx1545]

@@S2p1dboy 😂

[@stargem910]

I hate the comments full with this word Wait Here.... *FIRST*

[@stargem910]

Amen to the relatable squad.

[@stargem910]

To all that are questioning my comment, read now. Being first does not make an impact on your life, nor will it help with crippling stress. It dont matter if you are first, *JUST WATCH THE FREAKING VIDEO.* KZbin was not created for people to comment "First!1!1!". There's nothing wrong with it for you, but I see it on nearly EVERY SINGLE VIDEO. It's 2019, we need to get over that stuff. Rant over. This is quality content signing out.

[@katienguyen210]

qUaLiTy CoNtEnT r/iamverysmart

[@stargem910]

Hello There ?

[@diypinappleandstuff2090]

You still play Roblox oof how old are you I'm 12 btw I don't play Roblox anymore

[@kayliannaromero2532]

I don’t know why I laughed at 8:58 😂. Oh, I’m a horrible person.

[@a.msworld1819]

Mel's Side I laughed too

[@maiaiaixx6310]

Ur not the only one🤣🤣

[@donovannaidoo8498]

We all laughed..I fell of da bed laughin😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@wumutitis]

I laughed as well 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@ilikeunicornsandbts]

I laughed too

[@nathmare6908]

Wow!! I was shocked about the man who switched to his wife..... He........ Got Pregnant?!

[@ggmmdh]

Chu Pika yeah he was in a females body

[@EntropyEnsues]

.-. that's why you don't do what he/she did in the bed kids

[@areyouscaredyet8492]

I thought he was gonna get a period 😂

[@EntropyEnsues]

@@areyouscaredyet8492 Lol periods suck I barely got any sleep once and woke up every like 45-60 minutes

[@areyouscaredyet8492]

@@EntropyEnsues wow damn hope you're OK next time u get it

[@eclipzexyz]

Two veiws.... 323 comments.... *I think KZbin got drunk again*

[@tyger_2161]

KZbin’s an alcoholic..

[@spyrootur2013]

KZbin is sober now

[@Hiba-o2y]

I'm pretty sure a view means they watched at least half the video. If ppl are like me, they pause the video sometimes, comment. and then leave the video without finishing it. idk if thats right tho.

[@anna-rh4vb]

Unless those 2 people made 323 comments

[@xlazyjyx7590]

Alexandra Boenig yea same

[@reyj2532]

Man is sad for a death but gets a crazy shock A man was sitting at the edge of the bed weeping since he lost his daughter in a car crash. Then death came and put his hands on his shoulders "it's ok she's in a happier place, but theres one thing I have to ask you" The man with tearful eyes replied "what" "Sarah wants to know why you were moaning Jenna last night her mom's name is Olivia"

[@aster9686]

LOL

[@lovelysihyunnx2297]

OML IM DYING

[@muffins2796]

Ether loft oohhh

[@hobiko]

Damn

[@fujok.9733]

I don’t get it? What?

[@katelyn5711]

Your eye makeup is so cute ☺️💕

[@aardvark9586]

“I wanna be a kid too. How they have no stress and don’t have to worry about anything.” :me: HOMEWORK, SCHOOl, BULLIES, ARGUMENTS WITH PARENTS, WAKING UP EARLY, ALL THOSE THINGS!!!!!!

[@srizasutradhar2532]

Yeah😅

[@nailamasud8961]

The first one I was like: Me: what kind of monster are you??

[@LeeDoBoBeeDo]

When the twist is so twisted that is does a full 360

[@strawberrylover5333]

10:02 that happened with my (ex)boyfriend because he wouldn't give me his jacket so I ignored him for 3 periods and he thought he could win by messing with me but I kept ignoring him and eventually he threw his jacket at me and said "here take the jacket! Now talk to me!!" so I smiled and said "I WON!!!" and then he came up to me and hugged me... I still have it even though we broke up...

[@raiden...]

Gacha Girl you know that’s sorta rude

[@strawberrylover5333]

RaidenMaharaj ツ we were joking around no need to be serious

[@raiden...]

Gacha Girl oh ok lol

[@raiden...]

Gacha Girl also sorry for your loss

[@therealopaartist]

r/thathappened

[@savannahpenta897]

But if she wanted her dress size to be an 8 she should’ve said “I want to be an 8 again” not “I want to be 8 again. It’s just doesn’t make any sense the way she said it

[@paxxishere7932]

ikr

[@skibidiohiogatitokasa]

When I was 7( I’m now ten :p) my mom would always make me and my sister clean the house, wash the dishes, clean our room, clean the bathroom, clean the guest room and more! I would always be mad about it and think in my head. (YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING!) the next day it repeated. One morning my mom called me downstairs. She got mad at me because I wasted 200 dollars. I have currently been texting someone from the USA while I’m in Canada. I didn’t know it cost money....She sent me back upstairs basically grounded. I was thinking to myself. Why me.. I hate myself blah blah blah. Wait... now I know.. my mom DOES do stuff.. she pays for the phone bills, THE bills, she cooks, she takes care of us, does our laundry, pays for school, and keeps us under a roof! The next few days I apologized with a picture. A picture of me working a job ( like she does) to pay the bills.

[@sachi-sama733]

But wait, with that house where the guy got the wrong number, why would the wife and guy freak out when the girl said daddy was there? If the girl wasn't cheating then she wouldn't have freaked out, and the guy wouldn't have either.

[@vilipia6740]

Melissa Nguyen The wife was cheating on her husband, but not the man calling. She thought it was HER husband and he thought it was HIS wife but they are two separate families. The Uncle Paul, the Woman and the girl have no relations to the man calling

[@puggleslimeryco.2654]

Melissa Nguyen she was cheating tho, because the little girl said Uncle so that means that whoever the dad was the wife was cheating on him with his brother so that’s why they were both startled

[@pulchritudinousbangtan9819]

That's what I was thinking. So he called the number and thst women was cheating on her husband

[@mangoice-cream5748]

PUGGLESLIMERY co. But then it said that the man answered that there was no Uncle Paul

[@parker1947]

Pls someone explain I don't get it why the numbers at the end of the paragraph???

[@joanneantoni920]

These stories are amazing!! You should make this a series!!💖💖

[@yesiiskremitthefroginolie3400]

Respect your mom! My mom may not be a stay at home mom, but she does work very hard to keep this family provided for. Moms are amazing!!!

[@sunshinedraws8443]

Oh my gosh.. my mom works a job all day but still does this stuff I respect her the most out of anybody at this point

[@radiantvoiceschoir4148]

Kyutie the story about the guy wishing he went to prision... You read that wrong it was he would've gotten out today meaning he wasn't married to her to begin with and thats the twist

[@vampyfvr]

Wait what?

[@cindypicadomolina7814]

No,they screwed and the dad got them. He pointed the shotgun at him and said "Either you marry my daughter (Because they were screwing) or I'll send you to jail". That was 20 years ago, they're married. He was FORCED to marry the daughter because he didn't want to go to jail but now after being married to her for 20 years, he regretted and wished he could go back and picked jail time instead

[@kuyabongekazulu987]

The story mentioned *husband*

[@essancefay2824]

"My son, I would like to change you back and all... but you'll have to wait 9 months. Because you got pregnant last night..." Me: WHAAAAAAT?

[@aflairforthe.evi.]

I LOVE these stories so much

[@g_malaaycora7140]

These stories are amazing😂💓 Including you💓

[@pihusaurabh4262]

ARMY

[@thimodijade5342]

*ARMY*

[@youdk7515]

jiminie park ARMY!!!

[@rogue1234]

*ARMYY*

[@fluffyyymocha]

"Kids have no stress" Me as a small kid with lots of stress and self doubt/hate: "HoLd Up-"

[@wildfire2490]

5:29 "You'll have to wait 9 months though, you got pregnant last night. " Me: "OH $H;|!"

[@a..y.e.a4797]

I don’t get the first one can someone explain?😭🤦‍♀️😂

[@Anime-yr7jq]

He was talking to his friend's girlfriend and made his friend have lots of problems because his wife spent a lot of money 😂😂😂😃

[@lidiav123]

YOU ARE THE BEST AND NEVER LET ANYONE TELL YOU ANYTHING DIFFERENT YOU ARE AMAZING AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!! you’re react videos are fantastic and so funny! You are my fave KZbinr EVA!!!!

[@cosmic_bobatea]

The one with the "being eight again" sounds like fun! Despite feeling sick after going to the park, I feel that that would be a fun birthday to have

[@nomwills]

My god normally I see so many dislikes on her videos but only 3?! I guess my job is gonna be easy today😂 Btw don’t ask what my “job” is *nervous laughter* Edit: *reminder* This is a JOKE

[@UmPlsEwNo]

*What is your job?*

[@nomwills]

@Allan Avendano didn’t I say *NOT* to ask what my job was😂😂😂 Lolz

[@pennypurrfect]

Now I am curious about your "job", XD.

[@UmPlsEwNo]

@@nomwills I asked *"what is your job?"*

[@nomwills]

@Allan Avendano lol I don’t even know I was just being weird

[@Eyebrowsnose]

More! I love these so much! 😂👍

[@ifrensence]

Me: wearing earphones with the volume up through the whole video Ad: “A WHOLE NEW WORLDDDDDD”

[@chloetruss6134]

I love how your personality jumps from shy to hilarious to shy

[@reisgrimery3372]

Kyutie has not been in any drama yet. WE LOVE A CLEAN QUEEN.

[@mackenzie4809]

One night a dad stood by his daughter while she was praying “Goodnight mommy, goodnight daddy, goodnight grandma, and goodbye grandpa” she said. The father thought nothing of it and went to bed. The next day, the grandpa dies while taking a nap. Just a coincidence the dad thought and that night he stood by his daughter again while she prayed. “Goodnight mommy, goodnight daddy, and goodbye grandma” she said. The father got panicked and went to bed. The next morning, the grandma dies from a stroke. He got a little scared but went on with his day. The next night, the dad again, stands next to his daughter while she prayed. “Good night mommy, and goodbye daddy” she said. The dad got panicked and couldn’t sleep. The next day, the dad spends all day worried and being cautious. When the clock hits midnight, he thinks “I did it I survived” then he tells his wife, “I’ve had the most terrible day” and his wife tells him, “Me too, the milkman died on the porch today” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ives1323]

I couldn't take my eyes off of her uneven choker... 😅😂

[@duck-v1k]

Omg I love these 😂💜

[@zoenoelle8844]

I LOVE THESE STORY VIDEOS

[@TheNoiseySpectator]

12:17 Still, a good present. Especially since he didn't include some things, like School, and bullies, and having almost no control over her life, and having to do chores when everything is twice as big for you!

[@kai-xq3it]

I thought this was uploaded yesterday Edit: it says uploaded 21 hours ago and I commented this 23 hours ago

[@lovelysihyunnx2297]

LOLL

[@skylermay2855]

The husband who did all that stuff to make his wife feel eight again was so sweet 😩😍

[@sara_bby7183]

she reminds me of Rosé from BLACKPINK LMAOO

[@muhammadfarhanatif3105]

Luv u kyutie Have been watching for a long time. Keep progressing

[@leixloni6915]

I love all these short story videos

[@jimgreen4456]

wow lovely crafty ideas! who else watches Kyutie every day?? 😍😍 Guys, I'm waiting you on my DIY channel! ❤

[@leedle2171]

I’m pretty damn pissed. I mean the man took her to places I’ve been wanting to go when I was eight. Then the woman complains...

[@kenabeltran8902]

Yay Kyutie

[@vanessacarter5966]

Omg, I've recently came across your channel and I must say out of all of your videos I have seen so far this is my favorite, it has made me laugh so hard that I had to push pause three times to relieve my bladder. 🤭🤷🏾‍♀️🤗

[@impotatoechips]

Your makeup is fab

[@sydneyk4793]

11:24 haha, um what? I'm a kid and I have so much stress. Who agrees? 😂😂😂 (no hate though, I'm just saying)

[@Joseph_417]

Sydney K she doesn’t know what “school” is apparently

[@anonymouspotato3584]

Adults are much more stressed than kids

[@annawilliams8999]

The man said swap bodies for a day at first anyway

[@iateurcouch371]

“You have to wait 9 months tho, u got pregnant last night” Me: ......OOF

[@manhaakhlaq3088]

2:54 My mom is not a stay-at-home mom, but she works, comes home, and works again (cleaning, cooking, working on her laptop). Im like "WOOOOW" but i help her so she is happy! (and my dad cooks so its easier for her) she also helps my very hyper brother with homework. Wow my mom is amazing

[@princesshabibti101]

Lol the silent treatment one was so funny😂😂😂

[@simplyxchloe587]

5:33 “You’ll just have to wait 9 months,though.You got pregnant last night.” You:😮OMG

[@KY-wn3to]

Omg first hi I love your vids

[@elanadiaz5185]

It had 2 likes but 0 views . KZbin be broken Sorry I had to edit. It was actually 0 views but I clicked 9. Thank you for understanding

[@lofa852]

Sara Harvey si lol

[@caprisuncatcaller6994]

what if they didn't like

[@stargem910]

Boi yt is depressed

[@MoonLight._..]

It’s because usually there’s more likes than views, so it’s common. Having a realistic amount of likes and views is kinda uncommon now

[@luminescentgl0596]

For the first time, youtube may not be drunk actually

[@yemidaramola2675]

I fricking love these titles and Kyutie is so cute!

[@m.503_7]

i love how she always just gets straight into the video man 😂😂

[@warriorandwingsoffirelover6501]

Kids actually have lots of stress with school and homework

[@sarina6298]

If you can expect the unexpected ... Doesn’t that mean it’s the **expected** ?

[@rinnefeet]

*"Trade bodies for a day"* you have to wait 9 months to become a man again. Totally a day.

[@hampster0171]

You’ve got a great personality and I love your videos!! 😍

[@artsyuwu4707]

I love these stories sooo much 💕

[@hypenightcore6321]

Finally i'm Early!

[@Wiffleifl]

Fact: Your not watching on full screen

[@apekshyapuri6546]

How did you get it

[@lovelysihyunnx2297]

OH MY GOSH

[@jasmineyajjala8457]

Early squad where are you!

[@Anime-yr7jq]

Yeah, girl! You have my mom's name by the way!

[@jasmineyajjala8457]

@@Anime-yr7jq That so cool!

[@Anime-yr7jq]

@@jasmineyajjala8457 yeah, it is!

[@chiefs1992]

Oh my god, I cracked up laughing at all of these stories!!!! The last one was the funniest.

[@yasmine2566]

Your awesome to say that your mom's amazing

[@DiamondBunnyYT]

The wife is ungrateful I mean her husband did all that just for and she says that 😾

[@lidiav123]

first like!!!!!!! I love you kyutie you are so amazing and never let anyone tell you anything different

[@rainbowskittles8894]

... U do realize she never looks at the comments

[@io7020]

Umm no it wasnt the first like

[@rainbowskittles8894]

@@io7020 yea

[@rainbowskittles8894]

@@io7020 wait no it wasn't

[@rainbowskittles8894]

@@io7020 it wasn't the 1st 👍

[@rianasoaa]

350th comment yay

[@katiekiller5372]

The last one would be like one of the most perfect days out for me! 😂

[@inviolentjaguar268]

I think Kyutie should make her own short stories with twists

[@luciecummins4443]

Girls keep these likes even, boys keep it odd… 👇

[@veellia]

i identify as both

[@jenendes271]

First to like finely notifications really word YASSSSSSSSSSSS

[@iamaperson4823]

8:18 I have an uncle Paul.....😱😱😱😱😱😨😨😨😨😨

[@Tammohawk1]

I was a stay at home mom who also worked at home. Let me tell you, it's far easier to go to a job everyday than it is to stay home and try to work. I was very glad when my kids got older, even though I missed my little ones. Now they are adults!

[@pairstaavix4719]

I like when kyutie makes these vids

[@cenia4]

Ello!

[@addiereece7032]

My step mom works a few days a week and still manages to clean the house and take care of my little sister how does she do this? I don’t know..

[@queenlunalol659]

OMG IM EARLYY!! #EarlyPotatoSquad

[@domoniquewilliams9595]

You are so good at making your own videos so l will like your videos 😎😎😎😎

[@isaacguzman2314]

I got a Kyutie ad while watching Kyutie 😂

[@ihgw6206]

I’m early

[@UmPlsEwNo]

On time*

[@kayjay6551]

OH HEY!

[@lilwater326]

So do you want a cookie or candy

[@singingchild8349]

You want a cookie?

[@junkossleepingbag5905]

I heard that if you say the you tubers name 3 times you will get pinned. *kyutie* *kyutie* *kyutie* Edit: Thanks for the likes

[@xiomi_2724]

I heard that if you say something funny and original you get pinned.

[@Ispeakforthetrë]

@@xiomi_2724 Roasted!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@gen2465]

Maybe it didn't work because you misspelled *pinned*

[@marcuslegs]

Shelby Plumb Wrong , it wont happen and she’ll never pin you. Sorry , just speaking truth

[@lovelysihyunnx2297]

She doesn’t pin anyone, she doesn’t check comments

[@breeannaharper1791]

For the first one. It says the man is at the gym. But he really isn't. On the phone the wife says "are you at the club?" He replies with "yes" How did her real husbands phone end up at the gym. He would've had to call her or be at home with her to tell her that. He would and she would have noticed he doesn't have his phone.

[@curious1366]

some exclusive gyms are called clubs. Athletic clubs.

[@j.adambulpitt6441]

It’s not easy being a kid.................you have these texts you have to figure out what your gonna do during life every adult wishes they were a child but they don’t remember the stress that is put on you

[@Capeverdeluv1]

“Club” in this instance = gym. They can be used interchangeably.