Short Stories With A Funny TWIST!

[@spiralsm8645]

I love how her intros don’t take to long, they take like two seconds :)

[@laylaisstoned5005]

Norris Nuts ikr

[@laylaisstoned5005]

And does not just randomly stop in the middle of reading

[@ieGacha]

Same

[@littlemissbump100]

Yeah

[@annamarie_k]

I say the same thing on like all her videos but get max 6 likes. Wth how you got 585??

[@CrustyMustie]

Her: He's 75 Me: Wtf I'm pretty sure children by age 1 month do not get married. It's their 75th wedding anniversary. So he must be older than 75.

[@konnerstruik3796]

P.A.L. 16 exactly what I thought!

[@hiimsteve2015]

Same

[@scarlett5745]

He is at least 93

[@ellamyntr3acha348]

Squirty Splash Really? Thanks for the facts

[@CrustyMustie]

@@CinematicPenguin well yeah my aunt married at 13

[@tamara.rirurero]

Imagine your kids asking you when you and their dad got married and telling them about the Husbands Store 😂

[@marchymeow4584]

Yasss 😂

[@annieli6774]

telling mah mum dat

[@petvideos5569]

Lol

[@breadycrumbs]

If i knew where the husband store was i would go there and go to the 5th floor lmao

[@raksharai9429]

LOL

[@juliethomas8774]

kyutie: “well, he’s 75 anyways” text: “75th wedding anniversary” me: “soo, they were zero when they got married”🤔 *CONFUSION*

[@squish6674]

I know I was thinking the same thing he's around 90 something because they couldn't have married at 5 and that's 80. 15 doesn't work either so 90 something

[@squish6674]

@Asligne Cullen I wasn't thinking about that. Thanks for reminding me

[@rosepetunia1829]

I was thinking the *same thing!!!*

[@thetwotacos3581]

i was gonna comment the same lol

[@thetwotacos3581]

Asligne Cullen but like he didn’t get married so early like the age of 1 😂

[@3li3lite42]

7:12 "john, I want a divorce" John: *laughs nervously for 2 minutes* NANI!?!?

[@aniyajohnson4729]

@Amariya's World a divorce cost a lot of time and money. So "time is money "? Or something like that.

[@jiyadas266]

When you divorce you have to split everything and he was wealthy because of what he was offering so the wife would get a lot of money and properties.

[@savvypotat3372]

I think it was supposed to be more of a sweet story. He was willing to spend all that money on her because the cost wasnt a problem for the girl he loved but losing her meant he lost everything.

[@georgialeitch8444]

PLOT TWIST!! I literally have no clue what to say!!🤣🤣😂😂

[@rubinashaikh8461]

Georgia Leitch 🤣😂

[@kuuly3334]

🙃

[@bebanana181]

Wow, such a good plot twist

[@I_forgot_something_]

So funny 😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣

[@notreallyaki9027]

Then don’t click send.

[@jo1412]

You know why I love Kyutie so much? She and her most of fandom are nice, kind, and positive. She also doesn’t have long intros!

[@linosundae]

I’m not nice, kind or positive.

[@cedaweda]

@@linosundae why is that me

[@lygodreamz]

@@linosundae Same

[@simp4catra383]

heidi edits but hey, at least our fandom isn’t toxic. take that win.

[@demoneyy5124]

I heard you guys always say about her intros,so yea

[@oly6732]

I have something to say for the first one: ”Den som gapar efter mycket, mister ofta hela stycket” It means ”If you’re greedy for more you sometime end up with nothing” I thought it was fitting

[@justarandomhumann]

Are you Swedish? Because I'm Finnish and that looks like Swedish to me.

[@clooody2898]

*When you’re so early there almost no originality in the comment section*

[@icantthinkofaname1674]

*Funny, ten hours later and there's still no originality in any comments*

[@clooody2898]

I can’t think of a name Exactly. Even a DAY later

[@pho4898]

Wow, a day later and you still haven’t turned your to you’re..

[@aesthetics3685]

someone has called the grammar police...

[@clooody2898]

ImnotanalligatorbutaINVESTIGATORhaha Dude I’m so sorry. I just noticed this 😂😂. Guess I’m going back to fifth grade.

[@hangesgirlfriend8080]

“10 kids and 9 of them look the same apart from 1” Me:an I oop-

[@eyeroll2383]

Hey. I was wondering what time you upload in Australia. It's 9 :28p.m. here. And I also love you. Love from the Caribbean 💗

[@lisab4395]

SAAAAME!!! hey from the Caribbean!

[@safiyabanks9290]

CARIBBEAN CLANNNN

[@breadycrumbs]

(Why does caribbean remind me of pirates-)

[@introvertedorbit1944]

Caribbean Crew!

[@AmeliaEverHartYT]

Who Is Scrolling Through The Comments While The Video Is Playing?

[@stevensonmarcenat1017]

Me!

[@christinnekalalo6678]

me!

[@missicequeen2963]

Me

[@treesovo2322]

me

[@kimpor7450]

Amelia Everhart YT me

[@blazebunny622]

Roses are red ❤️ Violets are blue💙 I love kyutie💕 And so do you💞

[@drippytv7259]

7:11 to 7:38 when he says he wasn’t meaning to spend that much he means she is worth a lot and means to much to him to lose her I think not sure tho

[@tsubaki3819]

A store thats sells husbands and woman can go in to buy husbands Kyutie:ooooooooh-

[@miawilliamson1385]

Who else loves short stories with twists? And her reaction just makes it better

[@poonamdheer6311]

*when u think ur early* cant wait to watch! love the short story twists stories

[@lygodreamz]

Army!

[@erosarrows5105]

My short story: I was laying on my grandparents couch in the basement when my little cousin leaned over me and stared at me (he was 4) I thought he needed something and waited for him to say something instead he looked me in the eye and said “I’m going to kiss your face off.”. I sat there and laughed for a while.

[@edolia9130]

llololol

[@clay9408]

OMG I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR GRANDAD SAID THAT OMGGGG

[@demoneyy5124]

Wtf

[@megumiseyelashes6706]

@@clay9408 bruh ಠ_ಠ

[@avastars3393]

@@clay9408 miraculous

[@piyagarnodunukwe7833]

The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop- dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited

[@pandicorn1870]

At the husband store, the 4,363,012 people were probably looking for the "loyal"

[@julesk.6358]

It says 2 comments but there is way more. KZbin is drunk again

[@felixssausage6662]

Julia Kennedy it’s because top comments and all comments are on different sections

[@julesk.6358]

WINWIN dong sicheng Lvr I know I was just joking

[@julesk.6358]

WINWIN dong sicheng Lvr thanks tho

[@felixssausage6662]

Julia Kennedy oof sorrryyy skskksksks

[@julesk.6358]

WINWIN dong sicheng Lvr No it’s fine

[@covanb6948]

This channel makes me happy and i love how wholesome it is Love this channel!

[@TayanaZook]

WHO ELSE LOVES KYUTIE BTW I'm a KZbinr too!

[@kookiemin-chimchim0385]

I'll sub

[@kookiemin-chimchim0385]

I just SUBBED

[@zoebigmac01]

I like Ellen

[@lanitaadelreyes]

Tayana Zook - new subscriber here

[@niconii-chan4511]

Bitch don’t beg every video omg

[@isya4368]

Can we talk bout her hoodie? It looks so comfy-

[@demoneyy5124]

@@hotdogwater9752 K-pop? Really gurl or dude?

[@isya4368]

what.

[@ChloeF-sv7rp]

For the last one he could be seeing how long he has to go sleep with the barber's wife and that's why he's at this house hmmmm

[@f.e.ybane.7734]

Thanks! I was just about to comment that haha

[@ChloeF-sv7rp]

@@f.e.ybane.7734 Ayy no problem and glad to know I am not the only one

[@maralooby7406]

Yess that’s what I thought 😆

[@Eros_is_calling]

I thought he had a crush on the guy

[@tuamor5292]

7:45 the "i wasn't planning to spend that much" is his wife! He's "spending" his wideband she costs more than anything to him

[@mimis.5139]

Lol no when he gets a divorce he needs to give her half of his property

[@insignificantperson8514]

The first time I read the second story I was like “oh so she’s saying that he changed?” And then that’s when I realized how stupid I am

[@lizzyl.5721]

Hey! Kyutie I just wanted to say that I love your vids and keep doing what your doing your amazing.

[@thehamsterarmy2380]

2:47 *WOOOOOW They were in their 80's to 90's and he just now found out he only had one kid and that his wife cheated?!* I'm surprised he didn't have a stroke. I would have lied to not risk that

[@lygodreamz]

Army

[@flyingangel7420]

This is teddy. 🐻 Teddy says Hii! 👋🏻 Teddy says cLap 👏🏻 yOur 👏🏻 haNds👏🏻. Oops 🙊, Teddy died 💀

[@demoneyy5124]

That is tik tok, and your point?

[@alisson2874]

I love kyutie cause she never click baits

[@syd_1876]

i love these stories so much and her reactions to them

[@olivethompson7672]

1 view... 136 likes... mmhh sounds correct KZbin🤨😂💕 I love ur vids btw!

[@rida7014]

Sounds gucci

[@didier5277]

Olive Thompson views are counted when people watch a certain amount of time from a video idiot

[@rida7014]

@@didier5277 kind of really unnecessary to say idiot but I see ur point

[@thehamsterarmy2380]

4:52 *DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUUUM*

[@lygodreamz]

Ikr

[@janalicialockley1811]

I love these they are so funny ♥️♥️♥️

[@elalala_71]

yeeeey early I LAUGHED REAL HARD ON THE STORY IN THE THUMBNAIL ( P.S I' m not good in english 😢)

[@demoneyy5124]

You good u-u

[@rida7014]

If you see this, you are amazing. You are beautiful. Have a good day/night!❤

[@rye5954]

I love ur vids I be been watching them for years ,u are a wonderful human 💖

[@trixie2032]

Kyutie’s upload: *4 hours ago* Me: he I might be early! *sees comments* 498 comments Me: never mind!

[@Alpha-tc8wq]

Same

[@wytybbyds5832]

Army

[@demoneyy5124]

Look, what's the point if you guys so early? Something will happen or what?

[@trixie2032]

Demoneyy, nothing much. Since I’m a broken person that’s bored, I feel like it’s an achievement being early. Just saying.

[@kimberlyshaheen]

The one that starts at 4:20 would honestly make an excellent start to a romcom where those two end up together 😂😂😂

[@babeila]

Kyutie, please, can you do a lyric prank after so long? 😇🦄 Like if you want lyrics prank comeback 👍

[@demoneyy5124]

Nah,we just gonna accept what she upload,if you want that, you can do the lyrics prank on your friends, thank you

[@lilyzia]

The Doctor one has me cracking up like omg I can't 😂😂😂

[@insaneclownrat]

I sleep on a mattress. No bed frame,no nothing. Just a mattress.

[@user36243]

Love the braids! You look super cute!

[@amandatorres1714]

I am so early love ya....also hi before I get lost in the comments❤❤❤❤❤

[@twinklechandra7495]

Haiiii and I found you, you're not lost ^^

[@shielasamson7804]

Found ya boo!💞

[@cloudy_skylar1471]

I love how Kyutie wears a pink jacket and a pink background ❤💞

[@uuvinart826]

You should do “Kids say they creepiest thing”

[@volans3318]

I love how all her intros start with her hands up and her saying hey guys. It is so cute

[@marib3047]

Roses are red 🌹 Violets are blue💙 Kyutie is so adorable😊 And you are too😋

[@jjafs1008]

Lol nope

[@jeffthompson9622]

I've heard these jokes before, but I enjoyed your reaction to them.

[@ri5104]

Elderly couple have their *75th* wedding anniversary Kyutie: Well he's *75* Very Sarcastic Me: Woah they had a wedding when they were born or some months or weeks or even d a y s o l d

[@guineapiggirl2982]

I loved the doctor one

[@aidenelizabeth217]

I LOVE KYUTIE SO SO MUCH!! btw i’m a small youtuber 💕

[@demoneyy5124]

And..?

[@Anglila_smile]

These were so funny xD I wish you made a part 2 xD

[@billieeyelashtheavocado9518]

im such a potato that i can be reincarnated as french fries

[@lisaaaxriveraaa]

Why are there people that disliked? Kyutie is honestly so underrated and an amazing KZbinr, and most definitely doesn’t deserve dislikes.

[@rida5199]

Notification squad!! Also small channel and any support helps ♥️

[@rida7014]

I subscribed!❤

[@rubinashaikh8461]

You have a cute channel

[@stellam.1736]

Don’t use the comment section to advertise

[@stellam.1736]

Don’t use the comment section to advertise

[@rida7014]

@@stellam.1736 do you got a problem with it though???

[@rahmaheneiber478]

Other Intros: Hey guys! Welcome to this video. Today were going to be looking at short stories with a twist. I honestly don't know what to expect cause obviously there's gonna be a twist so we just have to go with the flow. Before we start please make sure to subscribe and turn on the channel post notifications if you haven't already. And guys, feel free to tweet me any stories you have cause I love to laugh. So go make sure you do that and follow me on Instgram, Twitter, Tumbler, or any other of my social media platforms. So yeah, let's just jump right in. Oh I can't wait to see these stories cause their supposed to not be what you expected so let's start reading them. Kyutie Intros: Hey guys! Today we're gonna be looking at short stories with a twist, so yeah, let's just get right into the video.

[@jshwvdksuvd]

My teacher: Whats 30 × 0.5? My class: Erm 60? My teacher: No you idoits its 15 My class: 2:46

[@annettetesta2435]

Oohhhh. That second story tho 😮

[@kiraelizdeleon6643]

1:55 Why when she said the elderly couple, I heard "The Ugly Couple" XD The Like button is... (Finish the Sentence)

[@jasminearanki]

Blue

[@sunshinejxssie3384]

grey

[@abilikes_blu3191]

Grey, but the dislike button is blue!

[@kiraelizdeleon6643]

@@abilikes_blu3191 Oh Nuuuuu!

[@diamondseraph9369]

RaInBoW I'm bored....

[@danandgabriel7817]

Hi kyutie I love your videos (even if some of them scare me to death 😂) keep up the good work 😁😁

[@dogethedog5054]

I smashed my finger into this

[@sandyrh23]

This video cheered me up and wow-ed me.

[@crazywolf3209]

roses are red crabs are too make this red! oh i mean blue >:3 i didnt make this up by myself i had help :p

[@demoneyy5124]

Hmm..

[@demoneyy5124]

Mine is grey tho....

[@kageyamatobio6421]

4:12 xD Kyutie gets it. 'Scare me *half* to death' it'll be doubled so the genie scares her to *Literal death*.

[@ashasworl2725]

My life in 7 words I can't count

[@calicoCatkind]

No, that's the right amount. If you include my life in words.

[@jjafs1008]

@@calicoCatkind 😭😫😂

[@infrxred]

4:43 ah, ye old UNO REVERSE CARD!!!

[@500days.]

Who else clicked as soon as possible xD Also you forgot something :) like her video!! 2 people disliked already? You didn't even watch it :(

[@jortslover]

4th*

[@500days.]

@@jortslover uhm... okay????

[@lanitaadelreyes]

HalfMoon gacha - I didn’t but I’m here!! Ofc I liked the video 😊

[@500days.]

@@lanitaadelreyes yay :D

[@demoneyy5124]

How do you know they didn't watch it and dislike? Or it's you? Hmm

[@xxwallzxx4509]

The last is quite simple. He is getting it on with the wife. 😂😂

[@chickennugget8214]

Early squad where you at?!! ❤️ #earlysquad

[@demoneyy5124]

If we early so what?

[@dulcem2351]

Kyutie is my mood

[@TishaB_002]

No no when John's wife Mary asked for a divorce and he said he cant spend that much it could mean two things: 1.If John gave a divorce to Mary she will go away from him which he cant handle as she is his most priced possesion.😍😭 2.Or if logically speaking if John gave a divorce to Mary she will get half of John's property as compensation which John cant afford to loose to greedy woman😎😎

[@mariiix]

Love you so much kyutie

[@lygodreamz]

💜💜💜

[@underratedcelebrities1196]

I have a funny story Sorry, well I don’t really have one

[@demoneyy5124]

So..?

[@nadinehassoun1266]

Kyutie is actually the best and also subbed and likedand shes also my fav youter and also sometimes i dont watch her videos i just stare at her face to get her a view

[@sammarion8423]

1 view 209 likes KZbin is drunk again 😂

[@opaldejean616]

I love how your vids are ridiculously funny and scary

[@eliselow1218]

Last time i was small i watch you when i dk how to spelll now i kept finding you and now i found yuu

[@jasminedelgado2570]

The first story, I would have stopped on the 5th floor. I was sold at the "helps with the housework" 😆

[@edgarindebt]

1 view, 8 likes, and zero comments. KZbin gotta stop now

[@didier5277]

Peppermintペパーミント views are counted when people watch a certain amount of time from a video idiot

[@didier5277]

julia how is that funny?

[@didier5277]

julia ok and there’s a reason because this joke is old and annoying now plus everyone should know how views work by now KZbin has been around for years

[@didier5277]

julia you can mind your own business goodbye :) Going to bed

[@didier5277]

julia I have a loving family and many friends :) so fuck you :)

[@JesusLovesYouPerfectly]

I absolutely Love the first funny story :-)

[@icy3491]

First the beginning The end And finally the twist -R.L stine-

[@thatanimegeekgirl6580]

Kyutie is such a cutie I mean look at those big eyes and cute braids uwu

[@cynkruse26]

I thought the last one meant the guy went to rob his house

[@scarlettleyva760]

I love your videos!!!!!!!!!

[@camilizercabello2978]

Ive never clicked so fast in my life for your reactions! But sadly the Wi-Fi is so slow... ☹️

[@sapphireblue3686]

The husband store thing, as soon as it said you can't go back down except to exit, I knew there would be something bad on the last floor so as soon as I read that I said in my mind, "I would go to the 2nd to last floor then choose one from there if it was me."

[@Nat189]

Roses are red Ketchup is too If you love Kyutie’s channel Then make this blue ⬇️ Btw I had nothing else to comment.

[@iiannxii5080]

The dr. Young and dr. Geezer thing really got me😂

[@btsobsessed9685]

3:25 his not 75 yrs old.... It's just their 75th anniversary

[@MAX-ke4ek]

girl u get prettier every video

[@mrdingleberry2039]

I tried to be the first comment but then I saw the comment section😂

[@coolsaige]

Story at 7:10 He says he “wasn’t planning to spend that much” bc he thinks the relationship is worth a lot to him and he doesn’t want to give that up (I think8

[@dummytae2073]

1 view, 77 likes. *youtubes drunk again*

[@500days.]

KZbin has a real drinking problem

[@dummytae2073]

@@500days. idk 😂

[@didier5277]

Views are counted when people watch a certain amount of time from a video idiot

[@dummytae2073]

@@didier5277 ik, you didnt need to call me an idiot.

[@lygodreamz]

@@didier5277 Ha im reporting you.

[@D3C4YING]

The first one is like roasting us needy girrrls 😭

[@demoneyy5124]

So that's mean you said yourself greedy? Good to know that

[@D3C4YING]

Demoneyy it was a joke-

[@theeviltruthx3727]

I don't want my man to love the lord...

[@amichan1826]

THe 2nd story, i was like “maybe the first 9 kids were adopted” then you explained and i was mindblown haha

[@laylahhhrenee2]

Kyutie the old man wasnt 75 he had to be older because how could he get married when he was a newborn

[@cecilioyayen7154]

YAAAAASS MORE STORIES!!!!!! KYOOOOOOOOOOOTIE c: