Hilarious Signs That Humanity Is Devolving | Memes Time

[@mariarose6194]

Extremely disappointing that these signs have to be put up because of the stupidity of some people.

[@barbarar2216]

I think it's most likely ppl can sue for whatever so having a basically sign explaining the most obvious of things might help (like when brands put something on the lines of ''the image is just for reference'')

[@navret1707]

And there are too many lawyers.

[@merlinious01]

Also a lot of these are jokes...

[@mariarose6194]

@@merlinious01 true however, where I work we have a microwave for customers to use, I had to put up a sign to let them know... No form of metal in microwave, that includes aluminum.

[@GenderlessFurry_They-Them]

No diving

[@geowynleda4641]

Some of these signs have stories behind them and I desperately need to know them.

[@jimsweet3608]

I especially want to know why the milk cooler has a sign: "This is not an exit"!

[@phantomfox9556]

@@jimsweet3608 same🤣🤣

[@Someone-km3mx]

Same

[@JeffDeWitt]

@@jimsweet3608 Alcohol had to be involved.

[@ValeriePallaoro]

The oreos in the library ...

[@LouLikestowatch]

When you realize that at some point the sign was needed. God help us

[@dannyhonn973]

God gave them over to such stupidity.

[@susanrobinson910]

Stupid: How was I supposed to know there’d be peanuts in here?! I am allergic! Store: …because they ARE peanuts. Stupid: But there’s no warning sign!

[@georgerebovich3758]

Likely a law suit was behind the need to put that sign up.

[@JeffDeWitt]

@@georgerebovich3758 -+ Or it's California

[@firebladex8586]

...and that's the story of why the sign got put up

[@susanrobinson910]

FireBlade X Exactly!

[@AmirithGhost]

Ok Karen

[@blackthrone6976]

what would've been funny jokes a few years ago, has become a sad reality today...

[@YaNevrNo]

That is very VERY true.😟

[@tinkmarshino]

ain't that the truth.. amazing huh?

[@NinetyLegos]

i wish this wasnt true but sadly it is

[@sigsin1]

Yup. What we’ve witnessed in the past year and a half made me realize there are a lot of people who need these signs.

[@esmed4152]

4:12 yes I definitely needed this sign

[@Sypherz]

I want to know what happened in the library.

[@gonzaleg165]

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[@valkyrie9646]

Lol, right? What was the famous Oreo war about?

[@dmotta2811]

Do people lick bathroom walls? Is that a thing?

[@spikespa5208]

Sypher Crumbs.

[@Jemawin]

@@gonzaleg165 Thanks!

[@chrisc6857]

I now really wanna know the stories behind why oreos aren't allowed in the library and why that house had to specifically come with a no haunting guarantee....

[@wendykoepnick489]

I have the same questions.

[@torvosaurus6865]

I am with you two

[@ninefingerdeathgrip]

House sign is just a marketing thing, it awakens interest in people

[@lisawines98]

Google it. I did. The answers can be found on google.

[@modeladenny1218]

@@wendykoepnick489 I have some answers. They may not be true or correct. But I do have answers.

[@doloreslehmann8628]

This makes me think of the instruction manual of a chainsaw that read: "Please don't try to stop the chain with your hands or genitals." Ouch!

[@nicoleknight9412]

Probably because some idiot tried that, and it didn't end very well.

[@firebladex8586]

@@nicoleknight9412 and then tried to sue because it didn't have a sticker saying not to scratch your balls with the spinning chain.

[@merlinious01]

@@nicoleknight9412 The "or genitals" is almost certainly a joke by the company.

[@nicoleknight9412]

I was thinking more about the hands.

[@doloreslehmann8628]

@@merlinious01 Could be, but could also be that some dude tried to stop the chainsaw by gripping it with his legs...

[@shinigamiphantom1391]

Karen: These signs won't stop me, because I can't read.

[@gregorywade8933]

Karen can read. She just ignores instructions.

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

@@gregorywade8933 tell a Karen to be dumb

[@sonyasandoval1477]

The fact that we even have to have these signs speaks volumes. This is why Bill Engvall does his Here's Your Sign routine!

[@GeorgieB1965]

What's scary is that people were stupid enough to do what the business/entity was forced to warn them about.

[@heyitsuhhh306]

It still confuses me as to why cartons of MILK say "Contains: Milk" on the bottom. Like, really? Who in their right minds put MILK in a MILK CARTON.

[@official-obama]

@Karen S natural milk replacement

[@AllNiin]

Because arround y2000 there where people that would deliberately go arround searching for places to sue. This is the case with one american milk company that almost got bankrupt because of that, the reason? The cartoon didnt contain the words: "contains: milk" even thought there were big "milk" letters on it.

[@heyitsuhhh306]

@@AllNiin ...jeez...

[@indigoeye3874]

There are many products that have the word 'MILK' in the name, but don't actually contain milk from any mammals. Like soya milk, coconut milk... So I guess this one is relatively reasonable. The one with peanuts is just plain crazy.

[@gregorywade8933]

I went to a carpet outlet last week and there was water in solid little white cartons for customers. They said Water. Anyone would have thought milk.

[@kevinbennett7615]

The "Secret nuclear bunker" sign is a tourist sign. These bunkers used to be secret, but are now unused except for historical purposes. Tourists are encouraged. Anyone visiting the UK should know that if a road sign is brown it is directing you to a tourist destination.

[@ezwa29]

Not UK only, it's all civilized countries.

[@tardismole]

Yes. But I'm still surprised that they labelled it "secret", even though it's a tourist attraction.

[@pucania7341]

@@tardismole in the case of the one at Kelvedon Hatch, that's it's name.

[@tardismole]

@@pucania7341 I know. It says that on the signs leading to it.

[@pucania7341]

@@tardismole ok. I wasn't sure if you were commenting on the fact it says 'secret' on the sign or the fact it's called The Secret Nuclear Bunker. I think it's because it's the one that important people like the prime minister would have used, had it been necessary, but I'm not sure.

[@YaNevrNo]

"Devolving" is a word I've been using increasingly recently.

[@valkyrie9646]

Ugh, me too. I'm pretty sure any aliens are waiting until we all destroy each other before visiting. I don't blame them.

[@RS-ls7mm]

@@valkyrie9646 Its the cats. The cats are ready to take over and have been planning this for centuries.

[@paulinelarson465]

My cat's name is Valkyrie ! ! Is that a coincidence or something more sinister ? ?

[@davidhoward4715]

"Devolving" is a word used mostly by stupid people who don't know what "devolving" means.

[@RS-ls7mm]

​@@davidhoward4715 Sadly the definition of words change over time. No one bothers with a dictionary any more. Just look at socialist, gender, gay, or woke. (or even meat, awful, cute, ...)

[@charlesajones77]

You know someone put their popcorn under that hand dryer. I shudder to think how long it took to find and pick up all the pieces of popcorn afterward.

[@janetelainedeloach6501]

Very Funny. Love to know the story behind most of these signs. I guess common sense isn't common any more 🙂.

[@elizabethsohler6516]

Hasn't been common for centuries now .

[@gregorywade8933]

No. It's not.

[@lucy-anndale2822]

@@maggiemae9099 oh. That was my plan for the afternoon

[@ViridianForests]

The big signs for drivers backing up are nice! The metal pole is definitively too low to be seen in the rearview mirror and if you're perfectly centered your side mirrors won't help either. Mostly probably both pictures with signs aren't in well-light places which would make the wall and the pole hard to see and easy to accidentally smash into.

[@lakewooded4929]

Why have a pole there in the first place?

[@Roonasaur]

@@lakewooded4929 what else would you put the sign on? duh . . .

[@wendykoepnick489]

This is hilarious and sad at the same time.

[@davidhoward4715]

It's sad that people don't realize that these are mostly humor and irony.

[@soupsgord]

That elevator notice is necessary only because of a flawed design that allows the doors to be opened when the elevator isn’t there. It has caused many accidental deaths.

[@miriambucholtz9315]

Exactly what I was thinking.

[@official-obama]

3:19

[@srl6018]

I reckon it would be a great idea if the owners of the building with the elevator with a flawed design, called in some elevator fixing expert who could rectify the fault, and prevent the doors opening when the elevator isn't there, thus preventing any more accidental deaths. Or is that too much to ask?

[@soupsgord]

@@srl6018 there are elevators like that all over the world. One high rise apartment place I lived in in India had a young mother die from falling into the elevator well. It was horrific and shocking.

[@tayloryoder7399]

I don't know. If your so distracted that you just walk into the void without noticing that the elevator isn't there, I have a hard time feeling sorry for you.

[@dffulmer1]

Already I love the house for sale that claims not to be haunted. Always good to know! 😍😂

[@capers72424]

I think that is likely in New Orleans. I got great delight from seeing property rental and for sale signs there either claiming haunted or not haunted…

[@YaNevrNo]

But can they prove it? ;)

[@dffulmer1]

@@YaNevrNo They may have said this just to be funny. I said what I did to find humor in the situation. Don't let this 👻 keep you up at night. Not worth it.

[@marisolsmith4515]

The sad part is that of these signs were made because someone actually did the thing they're warning against. 🤣

[@ValeriePallaoro]

No rule is ever written cause we are fore thoughtful .. just saying

[@official-obama]

Does this WiFi have gluten?

[@babikatspelman2308]

Elevator story: Buddy was one of the VERY first SEEING EYE DOGS. Her job was to help her charge get around. He was an insurance salesman. He was attempting to sell insurance to a future client, who turned him down, until Buddy saved his client's life when he almost stepped into an open elevator shaft. It was blocked off, but, due to being blind, his client didn't know. Just thought I'd share...

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

Uh oh

[@ianhill4585]

They made a film of it,,the blind person was cursing the dog,for not letting him onto the (non existent elevator car), someone had to tell him it was an open shaft,and the dog had saved his life, (a German Sheppard ,I recall in the film.) A good film ----- I wish I could remember the title, anyone know it??

[@PaulVerhoeven2]

OK Karen.

[@babikatspelman2308]

@@ianhill4585 i believe it was called For The Love of Buddy

[@babikatspelman2308]

@@PaulVerhoeven2 ?

[@danielleking262]

I remember at WDW that we saw those weird new age silver hand dryers that you had to stick your hands down *into* them and we wanted a regular hand dryer to dry our shoes that got soaked on a water ride.... We struggled pretty hard trying to lift our shoes up and down into those stupid things, lol. Wish they made shoe dryers at amusement parks. Would come in very handy!!!

[@gregorywade8933]

Sounds like an invention you might wanna look into making.

[@jbtex784]

I can imagine the relief the people felt when they saw the sign "Sea Entrance" knowing it would point the way to the ocean.

[@roshenhaglensfield]

A few of these just makes me ask ant-man's question. "What the hell happened here...?"

[@sumikoadkins6874]

This is simply showing us how stooped humanity is becoming in the nicest way possible

[@magistrumartium]

"Stooped" and "stupid" are different. I think you meant "stupid" (unintelligent).

[@sumikoadkins6874]

@@magistrumartium oops, sorry! I meant stupid. lol

[@allenjenkins7947]

I live in Lakes Entrance, a seaside town in Australia and I can assure you that the sign about not cleaning fish in rooms is necessary. Also, not cooking crabs in rooms. With Chinese translations.

[@klausolekristiansen2960]

6:17 I have actually seen a parent doing this at a baboon enclosure at a zoo. Fortunately a staff member saw it right away and told the parent that the big male might jump up and grab the child's leg. And yes, there were signs saying don't do this.

[@chrisspray666]

sometimes i think parents know what will happen, but they would rather have a million dollars than a screaming poop machine.

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

@@chrisspray666 we are still screaming poop machines, just less poop, much less scream, and other features

[@SimBir08]

@@chrisspray666 I don't think you'd win if you tried to sue the company after dangling your own child over a safety railing.

[@CliftonPhotographer]

I can't believe we devolved so badly that products are like: "Sorelis is used to treat your disease, if you're allergic to Sorelis do not use it."

[@arckmage5218]

This is the result of depriving people of personal responsibility.

[@gregorywade8933]

They are not being deprived. They are not Taking responsibility.

[@carolynallisee2463]

One wonders what happened that made putting the signs up necessary in the first place! Sometimes, however, we seem to go into autopilot mode. Am I the only person who has pulled on a door, despite there being a sign saying "Push" in big, bold lettering?

[@strawberrycoolatta]

nope....i do that too

[@michellemouton7714]

its bad door design not your fault

[@damjankrupa3950]

Hahaha Relatable

[@rogersledz6793]

Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!

[@andyemberton4671]

That's my ice rink at 1:31! Always thought that sign was hilarious. 😅

[@elevenbucks5682]

I saw a sign in a warehouse years ago that said ....Please do not put cigarettes in the urinal as it make s them soggy and hard to light.

[@navret1707]

“We don’t piss in your ashtray don’t throw your butts in our urinals.” A real sign many years ago.

[@superevilscientistgamer5939]

I know of a similar one: "Please don't throw your cigarette butts on the bathroom floor; the roaches are getting cancer"

[@Frost-elda]

I seriously want to know the stories behind some of these signs

[@tkps]

The one with the 'secret nuclear bunker' sign in brown basically means it's a tourist spot. It likely was used once and now it's open to the public. That was the UK and here in Australia all our brown signs are only for tourist spots too.

[@owenmurray1405]

0:51 Sign Guy: “I need to warn people but I don’t know what it’s like.. wait.. HEY STEVE COME OVER HERE FOR A SEC!”

[@stephenphillip5656]

Regrettably in the age of rampant litigation, authorities *have* to put signs up which state the (cuckoo) obvious. One or two of these are certainly "tongue-in-cheek" though...

[@faultydemonz1188]

I want to know the secret behind the "Please do not sit on crocodile" sign xD

[@Primalxbeast]

I was wondering if there was a real crocodile, or just a statue that they didn't want damaged. If there was a statue, people would probably be taking pictures on it and scuffing it up. If it was real, they probably didn't want him eating the tourists because they can cause indigestion.

[@faultydemonz1188]

@@Primalxbeast Sure hope it's not a real crocodile :)

[@Primalxbeast]

@@faultydemonz1188 Nonsense, do you know how bad the tourist population would be here in Florida if we didn't keep so many gators around? 😜

[@texasred2702]

This entire video has been brought to you by lawyers.

[@rf200774]

Seriously, when are we as humans going to remove all warning labels and let Darwinism take it's course? 😃

[@kills26]

I have a part time job in a nut factory and you are not allowed to bring food on site that contains nuts because .... I'm still trying to figure that out tbh. So we throw away a lot of stuff a crazy amount of food waste it's gross, pre covid we binned about 40k worth of food wholesale price, because of a problem with a product labelling machine, it failed to print the allergens in bold and long story short it wouldn't be fixed on time to relabel, so it all went in to the bin, rather than people being allowed to take it home, because again, you would have nuts in a food factory and that is a big no no. Even if it's packaged and you are just walking out the gate with it. TLDR I work in a place full of nuts.

[@jaynadiah5498]

The problem with 'DANGER DO NOT TOUCH' signs is all they accomplish is making you want to touch the thing... even when had no intention to do so before you read the sign

[@piaschlomer8630]

Made my day 😄🤭 Da waren echt richtige Knaller dabei 👍🏼

[@lauraswann5543]

😂😂😂 The notice from the carp was hilarious. And DO NOT SIT ON CROCODILE, had someone actually done that?

[@blenderfox]

On a factory machine that makes store cards: "Keep hands and other body parts away from input hopper." Which leads to the question: _WHAT_ other body parts have people been putting into the machine?

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ianhill4585]

One store was fined because the male owner kept putting his penis in the bacon slicer,----- poor woman was traumatised and had to quit..😉

[@Mystwarrior1]

1:12 it's FDA at its finest. Heard about a recall on a 3 nut blend butter. Peanuts walnuts and macadamia nuts. Got recalled cuz it didnt say "contains nuts"

[@rogerwilliam250]

Death of common sense 😂

[@shababull]

way cool video and love the background music!!

[@JustADogLover396]

I went into a restaurant a few months back they had a glass front door and we were waiting in line. I looked behind us and saw a sign on the door saying " please don't kick door" I was like, COMMON SENSE

[@tkps]

Sadly, common sense isn't handed out to everyone like it was once upon a time.

[@gregorywade8933]

@@tkps It still might be handed out. Just not everybody is smart enough to take it.

[@superevilscientistgamer5939]

Common sense isn't

[@AbigailxxAbacinate]

Ive always loved the "Do not take this medication if you are allergic to it or its ingredients". Like come on, people. 😂😭

[@aporifera]

Well, I don't think this one is that insensible. It reminds people to check its ingredients. Some people might overlook that part.

[@madbrowniac7871]

An actual Medication to cure Restless Leg Syndrome once listed Compulsive Gambling as one of its potential Side Effects! Allow that to sink in. "Come on Seven!"😂🤣😂🎲♠️♥️♦️♣️🃏💊📺B.W.

[@DanielWSonntag]

Very straightforward signs

[@mickeyphillips6603]

It’s a shame that signs such as these need to be posted, but unfortunately, we live in a society where people do whatever they want and then blame others when their property gets damaged or they get injured.

[@kauske]

Some of these are just odd, but not indications of people being stupid. The moose one makes sense, obviously it's a store in moose country, and they've had issues with moose wandering into the store. Yeah, that actually happens in moose country. The 'organic bread' one is also just flat out true, if you slice both non-organic certified and organic certified produce with the same equipment without washing it, it will void the organic certification. I can't fathom what's so hilarious about that, unless you don't understand, in which case it's more a reflection on the reader being dumb. Coconut one is also a legitimate warning, like a 'hard hat area' sign, it's warning about a real hazard people might not be aware of if just passing by. The water hydrogen sign is clearly a science joke, again, if you don't get it, that's on you, I find it hilarious. Same goes for that 'please don't flush things down the toilet', it's something people don't realize causes issues, but also paired with a joke.

[@ValeriePallaoro]

I can't believe you took the time to write this ... however, I will explain the way youtube works and how a channel might select things to post based. on. it's. own. needs. rather. than. yours. No, wait .. I just don't care that much. Have a life, you're just fricken' hilarious

[@thano8499]

@@ValeriePallaoro I can't believe you took the time to write this, and can't see the hypocrisy in your actions. If anyone needs to get a life, *it's you.*

[@hilabon6829]

@@ValeriePallaoro So, how long do you think it takes to write a comment like that? What, is your ability to put words together and type you think it takes more than 30 seconds to put together a couple of short paragraphs? This video is 9 minutes long, more time is wasted just watching it than pointing out what it got wrong. You just look like a total smoothbrain, especially since you upvoted your own comment.

[@720kla]

Idiocracy is real. I loved that movie years ago and it’s what’s really going on in today’s world

[@moiraesfate1]

To think, I already found humanity questionable, now I think we're hopeless.

[@BedsitBob]

That "No Orios" sign, really takes the biscuit. 😁

[@elizabethsohler6516]

That actually makes sense.

[@SyntaxTerr0r]

1:52 The message in Chinese says not to sit on the *sculpture* (of the crocodile). 2:40 "Pull your pants up" actually means to pull up your underwear if you speak English correctly (i.e. British English). 7:11 Falling coconuts have actually killed or injured hundreds of people, so it's not a joke. In Queensland, Australia, coconut trees have been removed from beaches for this reason.

[@ATEC101]

I had a lead lead for my dog that has a rough ruff. The effects of his pants ended up on my pants. How did you read or have yet read this?

[@Primalxbeast]

Languages evolve, especially when groups of people are separated by a long distance, and the sign also says that no one wants to see your underwear, so "pants" was obviously referring to trousers.

[@erickpoorbaugh6728]

Given that English is largely a descriptivist language, I'd say that if anything, American English is the "correct" version due to America's large population. But really, saying that any dialect of English is "correct" makes about as much sense as a German telling English speakers to "speak Germanic correctly (i.e. Deutsch)."

[@kikiscorralandfriends4289]

2:47 I do see a faint yellow spot on the center vent...

[@missvixen45]

All I can say is, someone must have tried all this stuff for somebody else to create a sign forbidding it. Common sense ain't that common. Just saying!

[@DatTrumpetGirl]

6:23 Hey Carp, may I take a scuba dive as a coin?

[@thomasdaily4363]

Thank God. I have been searching everywhere for gluten-free WiFi.

[@dncarac]

No no no. You misunderstood. They offer free Wi-Fi, and glutin-filled products

[@denisec.3247]

The fact that these signs actually exist........ 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

[@gedstrom]

Actually, 02:11 is a GREAT idea! I wish it was used in more places. If you vehicle is too high, the sign scrapes harmlessly across the top of your vehicle, hopefully alerting you to stop before the bridge.

[@stuartbuckley8720]

McDonald's and Burger King have them.

[@yesleksmith]

I do data entry for a grocery chain and I was asked to add "may contain meat" to the label of a bacon broccoli salad the other day. I'm not the brains of the operation...I just do what I told.

[@musaran2]

"May" be relating to the proportion?

[@eliasbryce8]

Individuals who write about other people being "stupid" are supposedly flawless immortal beings who have never been physically or mentally tired

[@deandupont5503]

"Beware of Pole When Reversing." Also, watch out for the Hungarian.

[@tselengbotlhole750]

I don't think the crocodile will care if anyone sat on it. It will do what it should do 🤣

[@gedstrom]

Keep in mind that MANY of these stupid signs are there because someone actually did that, sued the store and won. The store's insurance company then required them and others like them to put up the sign.

[@laurabeane8862]

@ 1:03-🎶Oh Oh Oh Omega Mart...🎶

[@skyfirerrato]

Every signal has a story behind him

[@SirBarth]

That last one for the hand dryer At the gym I used to go to a couple years ago, guys would air dry their junk and fluff the fur there. Nothing more startling than coming around the corner into the locker room, and seeing some 70 year old air fluffing his junk.

[@laurabeane8862]

@7:50- C'mon. The man said, "Please"

[@babikatspelman2308]

"PLEASE DO NOT SIT ON CROCODILE" ...Uuuhhh....

[@susisorglos6125]

There is a crocodile statue nearby, there no "living" crocodiles...

[@babikatspelman2308]

@@susisorglos6125 oh. Ok. It would've been funnier if there was a live gator nearby 😂

[@tygrkhat4087]

3:12 You don't want to get the shaft.

[@tessaducek5601]

Its a sad fact that it is becoming necessary for more signs such as these. Devolving humans.

[@jeremykraenzlein5975]

Sign seen on the fense along the side of a ski path: "Warning: Restricted area. Skiing past this fense may result in loss of skiing privileges or death. Or both."

[@skakdosmer]

1:11 the sign should have said: “may contain traces of peanuts”.

[@JohnRandomness105]

For an instant, I thought that "Please like and subscribe" was one of the signs.

[@lupe8302]

I say, let's take down all the signs, get some popcorn and enjoy🍿🧂🍳🤪😅

[@wlessfanable]

Ok, the gas pump one at 5:09 crosses the line. We are officially the dumbest things in the universe now.

[@bidictus]

2:10 that is actually useful because it can used as something to prevent accidents

[@NatRomanoff58]

If these signs aren't a red flag about some people's intelligence, I don't know what would be.

[@rairai3517]

Looks like every year we are loosing IQ points , I was born at a time that children were encouraged to learn new things , I'm glad that mom and dad were not hellicopter parents ...true saying you don't use it you lose it ....sad for all the children that have been so disadvantaged .....

[@petuniasevan]

We don't rent pigs.....that sign is actually a reference to Lonesome Dove.

[@erickellogg8532]

I saw an ice bag that said ingredients :water I was thinking are people that dim?

[@mikearmstrong8483]

A couple decades ago a college student in Washington got several thousand people to sign a petition to ban the manufacture, sale, distribution, and use, of dihydrous oxide, because it is the chemical that has killed more people than all other chemicals combined.

[@stuartbruff8786]

A classic tale updated for the 21st Century - The Lion, the Witch, and the Refrigerator ...

[@briangriffin2905]

If you don't put these notices up , when people do something stupid they will have no hesitation in taken legal action.

[@itsjustme7487]

I've always shook my head at the Plastic bag waring that they could cause suffocation. The Coffee is hot warning is a no Brainer as well The dumbing down of America in my opinion.

[@DADA-ir6kq]

the plastic bag warning is meant for idiot parents and pet owners who need help putting two brain cells together

[@goldsushi9003]

*wifi-gluten free* now THAT’S how you get people to come to places

[@Javiervs258]

Wtf was that vending machine notice in Florida?? I don't get it!!

[@modeladenny1218]

Florida Man understands.

[@alvexok5523]

1:02 - The milk fridge, "This is not an exit" 😂😂 1:07 - Noooooo, really? 1:19 - It is? 🤔 Really? 🤔🤔 It is?? 2:32 - Somebody watched "Trainspotting" 2:52 - Sadly, I'm sure that there are some disgusting sub-humans out there that wouldn't be sure and actually use that as a urinal 😖🤢 3:18 - "Uh duhh, I'll be getting oOOOOOOOOOOooooonnn!!!!!" Crash!!!!! 🤕 "Duhh, uh George, uh there wadn't an elevator there in there, George" 4:44 - What did Bullwinkle do to disable the door? Or was it Marny? (🎶Who's the moosiest moose you know, Marny moose🎵) 5:24 - Uuuggghhh!!! Who the hell would!!!??🤢🤢 5:50 -I bet that just exactly that happened with someone a short time before making and putting that sign up

[@brianvannorman1465]

Maybe you should let people lick the bathroom walls. We could thin the herd out a little. Darwin Awards, anyone?

[@chickenrex9437]

The fact that somebody did something to make the sign needed

[@sbyrstall]

I blame lawyers for this devolving. People are to stupid to take responsibility for their actions and want to blame someone else...and get some money on the side.

[@thomasnaas2813]

" Instant water, just add water."

[@thohema1197]

After that... im ashamed to be human.

[@somefroggyhere]

Ок, about drying hands only. Imagine you got caught in a pouring rain without and umbrella and you're thoroughly soaked. The wind is strong, you are cold and miserable. You have no desire to get sick. There's a mall, a restaurant or some other place nearby with restrooms and hand dryers in them. So. Hand dryers are perfect for drying not only your hands, but also your clothes and hair (but be careful). Telling all this from personal experience :D

[@mooselord2838]

When I was in Amsterdam there was a little safe for valuables in my hotel room It was barely big enough to fit a clenched fist in there and there was a sign on it saying "do not put head in this safe" 🤦🤦😂

[@midnightwolf9531]

5:12 Who would even do that? I didn't even know you could OWN that animal!

[@midnightwolf9531]

I know, right? Like who would even own that...

[@midnightwolf9531]

Why would you need a sign for that lol

[@midnightwolf9531]

I just trolled quite a few people and I am so overjoyed that someone is reading this and actually fell for it 😂 I just picked a random number lol

[@deboralee1623]

Cat milk reminds me of Trader Joe's Cats Cookies, which have the following disclaimer on their label: Not for Cats.