The sign that read, "Unattended children will be given an expresso and a free kitten" was cute. But I saw another one that read, "Unattended children will be given an energy drink and taught to swear". I think it was better. ☺️
@randysmith97153 жыл бұрын
I saw a sign on a cash register in Vermont. "Everyone makes us happy; Some when we see their face, some when we see their back. Everyone makes us happy."
@chrisc68573 жыл бұрын
The groomers I take my dog to once had a sign that read "Our groomers are the best! We shih-tzu not!" But my personal favorite remains "Jacob von Hogflume Inventor of time travel lived here in 2061."
@Sypherz3 жыл бұрын
2:18 in the "suffer" one, that grinning plate on the wall near the exit sign just completes it.
@shinysidedown90903 жыл бұрын
Slogan at a sign company: We can Always Get it UP!
@888PsyMike8883 жыл бұрын
'If you're looking for a sign, this is it.'
@petemavus29483 жыл бұрын
U 2 are funny !!!
@dhrubajyotidaityari92403 жыл бұрын
I heard about a signboard on a shoe repairing shop:. " Time wounds all heels".
@greybeard51233 жыл бұрын
The future self one isn't creepy, it is a meta physics joke. Right after you initially read the sign, visualize yourself standing there in a few minutes. Who is standing there in a few minutes? Your future self from a few minutes in the future. Just wait a little bit and you're guaranteed to be there.
@johnopalko52233 жыл бұрын
5:36 At one point in my life I could have pulled that off. I wonder what kind of deal they would have given us if I brought my girlfriend and my wife brought her boyfriend.
@MyRegardsToTheDodo3 жыл бұрын
Getting a divorce and had to wait for the 1-year separation period to end?
@johnopalko52233 жыл бұрын
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo Nope. Polyamorous. We were poly before we met and stayed poly for almost 30 years until she, unfortunately, passed away a couple months ago. We both knew and liked each other's others. It's a relationship mode that doesn't appeal to everyone but it worked for us. The key was rigorous honesty and the Three Rules: communicate, communicate, communicate.
@sometimessnarky16423 жыл бұрын
At that point I think Mr Bill would consider it a double date and you pay full price.
@johnopalko52233 жыл бұрын
@@sometimessnarky1642 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. You can't win.
@MyRegardsToTheDodo3 жыл бұрын
@@johnopalko5223 Oh, I am sorry to hear about your loss.
@gabrielagarciamayagoitia15993 жыл бұрын
Genius! Put me in a good mood right away.....these days laughing out loud is rare, at least for me so thank you! P.S. who cares who's first? I sure don't.
@N8tvWildcat3 жыл бұрын
Best sign I've seen: The nail salon place next to my cats veterinarian office. They have a sign with a number for appointments and then it says "WALKENS WELCOME" and under it has a picture of Christopher Walken. 🤣🤣
@frogpalpeeper42493 жыл бұрын
My favorite sign was at a car repair shop. "Briar Radiator - A great place to take a leak"
@saracrook34603 жыл бұрын
Saw a sign in a small cafe in Wales: If you’re smoking you’d better be on fire. Made me smile
@christopherdean13263 жыл бұрын
0:59. There are two streets in Whitechapel, East London, that were renamed because Jack the Ripper victims were found there. Durward Street used to be Bucks Row, and Henriques Street used to be Berner Street. They wanted to stop people visiting the places. It hasn't worked...
@toddday87743 жыл бұрын
On my friends house, Budda back in 5 min. Went to buy more ammo don't go in the house the dogs are in there and you remember what happened last time.
@richardkerns52133 жыл бұрын
At Nantucket Airport hangs a rock with sign that says "Weather Rock" Rock is wet= rain Rock is swinging= windy Rock is white= snow Can't see rock= fog
@baireth98373 жыл бұрын
Me: Please let the universe send me a sign my life will get better! The universe: 2:21
@janusinitiative35202 жыл бұрын
Genius comment
@marywray60463 жыл бұрын
You gonna have people standing there trying to figure out what emergency applies to them,it may take awhile
@shinysidedown90903 жыл бұрын
A septic system pump out truck with mission statement saying "Your Sh*t is My Bread and Butter"!!
@shinysidedown90903 жыл бұрын
A hair salon called "Curl up & Dye"!
@Gr33nP1x133 жыл бұрын
"Unattended children will be given espresso & a free kitten"... there's a restaurant near me w/ a similar sign, but they changed it when I pointed out allergies. They added a sticker under it that goes "or puppy"😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@sillyqueerbastard3 жыл бұрын
Me, being allergic to both dogs and cats: *...*
@Gr33nP1x133 жыл бұрын
@@sillyqueerbastard what about hypoallergenic breeds? My fiancé is deathly allergic to cats, but certain wilder breeds (bengals, savannahs, hairless sphynx) seem to be okay....& the Obamas have Portuguese water dogs, cause one of the girls is allergic to dogs
@sillyqueerbastard3 жыл бұрын
@@Gr33nP1x13 I'm not actually sure. I don't know whether I'm allergic to the fur, the saliva, or what. My allergies aren't serious though lol
@Gr33nP1x133 жыл бұрын
@@sillyqueerbastard at least there's that...& you can get tested for that. I'm allergic to dustmite exoskeletons, rather than dustmite 'leavings' like most. No clue WHY, but I am -_-
@sillyqueerbastard3 жыл бұрын
@@Gr33nP1x13 I could, but I don't really care much. I'm allergic to nature too. Dust, pollen, mold, you name it -^-
@graysonsanders-kearney41102 жыл бұрын
This video was just seeming like an average video, until I saw the Beatles reference. Thank you for putting that in there. Made my day!
@alicewilloughby43183 жыл бұрын
2:08 - Well, why didn't you bring a book, like a normal person? (Says the Boomer) 3:17 - Sexist A-Holes! They don't even mention Sandra Bullock! 4:06 - I couldn't help thinking, "It-2, Brute?" 6:53 - *BAHAHAHAH!!!!* I think we've all had days like that!
@bobgrubbs3763 жыл бұрын
I was at a Chinese buffet and sign said we don’t have your cat then you can try our chicken it’s pur pur fect
@naomilazarus3 жыл бұрын
4:16 OMG MY AUNT HAS THAT EXACT SIGN IN HER KITCHEN LMAO
@danielconner32632 жыл бұрын
You have no idea how much this sign holds true!
@rogersledz67933 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!
@carlsosnoski87223 жыл бұрын
Good luck finding somebody in this country who can read
@BloodyBay2 жыл бұрын
3:38 Marginally related, but this can and does happen! The time and place? Mid-1994, the Second Floor Day Room in Dormitory 325 at Malmstrom Air Force Base, Montana. The tabletop roleplaying game that I was running for three other Airmen? A GURPS Horror one-shot. The plot? The three player-characters were college kids who went to a Camp-Crystal-Lake-like campground up on Lake Flathead in the Flathead Mountains with 14 other college kids (all NPCs), one of the NPC girls told a campfire legend about an unkillable serial killer named Crazy George who used to stalk people up in those mountains eight or ten years ago, and *_sure enough,_* guess who shows up and starts killing off the campers, one by one! And the four of us roleplayed _everything,_ including the wails and screams of the victims whenever Crazy George came at someone, ambushed them or murdered them. The next thing you know, an armed Air Force Security Policeman was coming into our day room with a police dog, Apparently, one or more of the Airmen living down the hall thought that someone was _actually being murdered_ in the day room, so they called the SPs. We had to explain to him that no, no one was being violently attacked or murdered; we were just playing a tabletop RPG. But that was *_the_* most awkward moment that I've ever experienced while playing a tabletop roleplaying game. So what similar stories do *_you_* have to tell, about Horror games or otherwise? :)
@jamesgordon19493 жыл бұрын
Best sign I ever saw..I had one made and put it up on my road…”Does Anyone Know You Are Coming This Way?”……..
@daizyblackrose3 жыл бұрын
Omg, that vac shop pic is from my hometown. I've been inside that shop as a kid and yes the vacs did suck, really good.
@bigfatbaataed3 жыл бұрын
I just realized that after the zombie apocalypse, the will only be true bond chicks left to repopulate the earth...
@AnIndianBoi19052 жыл бұрын
6:40 Finally seeing a local indian warning sign!
@byteslammer48172 жыл бұрын
I saw that "animals may eat you" sign at a nature reserve in Alaska.
@Bonzman2 жыл бұрын
To would be burglar's WELCOME TO THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA you can check out but never leave! Signed The Alsatians 🐾🐾🐾
@lebread88043 жыл бұрын
Now that's my type of billboard!
@mortimerbrewster36713 жыл бұрын
Some of these are recycled through every video and every one of this channel's videos has at least one that is recycled within the same video (this one was tinder 3D).
@epicwolfrun70003 жыл бұрын
6:33 Kids: that sign can’t stop me cause I can’t read
@aurunarestinpeacetechnobla56972 жыл бұрын
1:07 My new favourite. I am gonna write this on my t-Shirt, cup, jacket, hoodie and beanie.
@sunnyscott48762 жыл бұрын
There's a sign in my small town that says "This is NOT Peacock Court ". I guess too many people have made the wrong turn!
@Amy-ky5wr2 жыл бұрын
There's a sign like that "Your GPS is wrong" one near here. If you follow the GPS it takes you up winding narrow mountain roads over a mountain. Compared to a wide straight flat fast road along the side of the mountain.
@andycontento35633 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!! 👍👍👍👌👌👌🤣🤣🤣
@mandyanderson56163 жыл бұрын
I have a WHOLE LOT to tell myself!!
@naomilazarus3 жыл бұрын
2:25 That’s actually a reference from a show called “the good place” it’s hilarious and I totally recommend watching it.
@scottowens3983 жыл бұрын
Janet, can you get me season 1 of "the good place"?
@naomilazarus3 жыл бұрын
@@scottowens398 *LMAO*
@nancygowin65413 жыл бұрын
Yayyy!! Finally made it 1st!! What a fun and funny video!
@RalphJBater2 жыл бұрын
Is it just me, or do the highway department ones seem a little perplexing??? Do they really think it is a good idea to distract a driver at highway speeds with a clever sign??? I mean, I admit that I am a sucker for a good pun and will focus more on what the sign says then what is going on in front of me...
@artedejali3 жыл бұрын
4:42 …so, let me take a pic instead 😼
@noname-wr7ri3 жыл бұрын
3:05 I'm getting mixed signs my guys
@teetree84482 жыл бұрын
I saw the dog sign in a campground once
@megarockman3 жыл бұрын
1:49 and 8:43 are the same
@Lystbaek132 жыл бұрын
SUFFER! Oh okay, thank you
@renakunisaki3 жыл бұрын
After 5:29 is all repeats, exact copy of another video
@sisandbroepicgaming26873 жыл бұрын
Hellloooooooo
@FishNamedWall3 жыл бұрын
Hi :)
@thechosenone7873 жыл бұрын
Heyo!!
@miasya90313 жыл бұрын
Szia😘
@theminiaturedonkey3 жыл бұрын
Awesome!
@michaelcline31233 жыл бұрын
Saw a sign _ that said HIGH POINT BAP. CHURCH , way up on a hill.
@karenlerato3573 жыл бұрын
Awesome.
@deangordon77833 жыл бұрын
Love your videos however I think you should scroll from top to bottom
@thatoneeggfelixhad45483 жыл бұрын
8:15 I thought of the BTS song 😭😭
@aldenlewisa.serrano80422 жыл бұрын
F we got rick rolled... 6:01
@leahryan65573 жыл бұрын
Can somebody please give me the information on where the sign says please wait here for your future self that sign him somebody tell me where that is because I would like to meet my future self please
@BBMc1073 жыл бұрын
3:56 How old is this sign? Esso changed to Exxon in 1972.
@AndrewVelonis3 жыл бұрын
It could be in another country.
@JeffDeWitt3 жыл бұрын
My Exxon card says it's also good at Mobile and Esso stations. Exxon Mobile products are branded as Exxon and Mobile in the US and Esso in Canada.
@deadonbum3 жыл бұрын
Hi
@ecanlas49322 жыл бұрын
2:18
@eneaganh63192 жыл бұрын
I have seen that 5:50
@williamfitzpatrick63693 жыл бұрын
some of the worst music i've ever heard - except for rap and hip hop
@lilyalexi39053 жыл бұрын
🥰😷
@sebastianstone78293 жыл бұрын
The second-hand table directly scrub because manager currently practise down a needy okra. minor, minor fireman
@hmmm43043 жыл бұрын
246th!
@sirius6363 жыл бұрын
Hey am I first?
@eeeeeeeeee13 жыл бұрын
no
@me.63573 жыл бұрын
Yea 😋
@Xesh0013 жыл бұрын
Maybe....
@strawberrycoolatta3 жыл бұрын
yes
@MyRegardsToTheDodo3 жыл бұрын
No, I'm pretty sure your girlfriend had others before you.
@Square-Watermelon3 жыл бұрын
Jesus is God & He loves you Jesus will soon be seen by all men, women, and children up in the clouds. Jesus is returning now! Believe and be saved. Exodus 3:14 (God speaking) And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you. John 8:58 (Jesus speaking) Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily I say unto you, Before Abraham was, I am. John 10:30 (Jesus speaking) I and my Father are one. Isaiah 9:6 For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God *The everlasting Father,* The Prince of Peace. Matthew 1:23 Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, *God with us.* John 1:1 & 14 1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 14 And the Word was made flesh (Lord Jesus), and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father) full of grace and truth. John 8:24 (Jesus speaking) I said therefore unto you, that ye shall die in your sins: for if ye believe not that I am he, ye shall die in your sins. John 14:9 (Jesus speaking) Jesus saith unto him, Have I been so long time with you, and yet hast thou not known me, Philip he that hath seen me hath seen the Father; and how sayest thou then, Show us the Father? Hebrews 1:1-3 & 8 (God calls His Son "O God" because Jesus IS God in the flesh) 1 God, who at sundry times and in divers manners spake in time past unto the fathers by the prophets 2 Hath in these last days spoken unto us by his Son, whom he hath appointed heir of all things, by whom also he made the worlds; 3 Who being the brightness of his glory, and the express image of his person, and upholding all things by the word of his power, when he had by himself purged our sins, sat down on the right hand of the Majesty on high; 8 But unto the Son he saith, Thy throne, O God, is for ever and ever: a sceptre of righteousness is the sceptre of thy kingdom. 1 John 5:7 For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one. Titus 2:13 Looking for that blessed hope, and the glorious appearing of the great God and our Saviour Jesus Christ; Revelation 1:7 Behold, he cometh with clouds; *and every eye shall see him,* and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen. Isaiah 44:6 (God speaking) Thus saith the LORD the King of Israel, and his redeemer the LORD of hosts; I am the first, and I am the last; and beside me there is no God. Revelation 1:8 (Jesus speaking) I am Alpha and Omega the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, *the Almighty.* Revelation 22:13 (Jesus speaking) I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last --- There Are None Righteous - How To Be Saved Romans 3:10 & 23 10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one: 23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Luke 5:31-32 (Jesus speaking) 31 And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick. 32 I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance. 1 Peter 3:18 (The word “quicken” means “to make alive”) For Christ also hath once suffered for sins, the just for the unjust, that he might bring us to God, being put to death in the flesh, but quickened by the Spirit: Romans 10:9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. Acts 4:12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved. Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.