Frankie Boyle Audience Abuse 1/4

[@lglukey96]

At Frankie Boyle gigs, it's the back of the theatre that sells out first.

[@FirstLast-cf4mi]

At Frankie Boyle gigs, it's the ''Free Palestine but I can't find Palestine on a map'' seats that sell out first.

[@lglukey96]

@@ChengMcGoldstein umm, yeah? I guess? Leave the burns to Frankie mate

[@jebideehartley2248]

Jesus Christ for fook sake

[@johnmckee7640]

. Is that the Kings theatre. By any chance.

[@livinglifeform7974]

@@FirstLast-cf4mi The mossad must really be lowering its standards if that's the sort of comment it pays people to make now.

[@ShinyDragonHunter]

“You look like a moderately powerful Pokémon”

[@FirstLast-cf4mi]

Pokemon? I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!

[@Paragon13]

I practically died when he said that! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelwilliams5573]

Jhbeh

[@jakeconlon877]

Not just a Pokemon, a moderately powerful one

[@michealflaithbheartaigh4139]

WEIRD!!! I read your comment as he said it in real time !!!

[@stevenswan4686]

Love the way he laughs at his own jokes that he's just thought up . He doesn't need scripted jokes just kill the audience quality!

[@stevenswan4686]

@Ian Duke he must pick people out before hand then before the show starts, and they are just sitting there not knowing what's about to happen to them.

[@Google_Does_Evil_Now]

Go to one of his preparing shows where he tries out new material. This audience interaction is unscripted. He's an expert at this. As I'm sure you all know 😀

[@Google_Does_Evil_Now]

MrReaper666ish because you didn't go to the same show twice in three days unless you've got a goldfish memory or Alzheimers. Have you got Alzheimers? . . Have you got Alzheimers? . . . Have you got Alzheimers?

[@Jie67]

@@stevenswan4686 he picked my mate out at a show, the guy who said he wanted to be a comedian then Frankie shredded him, think it was the same show as the frodo kid

[@Jie67]

@MrReaper666ish yeah i would probably agree with you had he not picked my mate out the crowd.

[@thompson223]

He is by far the best at absolutely tearing people apart and as a Scottish guy we all know 1 guy in our friends circle who's like this 😂 I love it, proper rough Scottish banter at its finest

[@craigisaac806]

When your feeling down and fucked off with life Frankie Boyle never fails to put a smile on your face

[@stephenotoole408]

U can tell the girl with the hat was really uncomfortable with frankie.

[@alanwakeish]

It's her own fault, she shouldn't of sat at the front and worn a hat that makes her stand out on a Frankie Boyle stand up show, of course he's going to notice her and say something.

[@stephenotoole408]

@@alanwakeish hat or not he still would have gave her loads of abuse.

[@seriousgameofficial]

Why did she knowingly attend a Frakie Boyle show then lmao

[@thecarpetman7687]

She is an inspector for the politically correct brigade and a vegan......her report was daming......how dare they laugh at jokes!

[@jamesthorner2555]

They all look really uncomfortable

[@BDog54]

There was something adorable about that last guy who worked for Hackney council.

[@youngathon]

What's brought yer down from Paisley a raft made from turnips pal lol

[@orcokiwo6703]

"Hopefully one day, Frankie, I could grow gills and walk backwards into the sea." I've never laughed so hard in my entire fuckin life🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@redroseproductions4688]

"This is for scum!" Had me in absolute hysterics lol

[@ColourKween]

Frankie didn't understand the guy who clearly said he RECRUITED procurement staff. Guy took it well though.

[@CameronArnott]

he did understand and it's not his job to actually care what they mean anyway. he is trying to make everyone laugh. agreed least funny part of it though

[@Kyle_Hubbard]

@ArmchairWarrior Maybe he works for a large company and therefore may be needed on a consistent basis?

[@Fuzzsaphire]

butterflyyube the guy looked like he was hiding his anger

[@H0n3yMonstah]

@ArmchairWarrior he likely works for a recruitment agency that either completely specialises in recruiting people for procurement roles in other companies, or they deal with recruitment for any type of job role and he specialises in finding people with procurement skills.

[@H0n3yMonstah]

@ArmchairWarrior if someone says they work in recruitment, it's usually for an external agency.

[@NewMessage]

Where I'm from 'white van man' means something VERY different.

[@thefreedomguyuk]

Do enlighten us ??

[@thefreedomguyuk]

@@thompryde1135 Well, FB is in the UK, where WVM is a very annoying breed, albeit a rather harmless one. Pity about whatever backwater you find yourself in. It does sound bleak.

[@nirmalsuki]

Where I am from, a White Van is the vehicle of choice to make people disappear...

[@thefreedomguyuk]

@@nirmalsuki I see, the three of you have a little gang. It does sound as if your world is a dark place indeed. You see, for the rest of us, it's the guy in the van vanishing when he makes an unexpected U-turn in front of us.

[@nirmalsuki]

@@thefreedomguyuk What Gang? I don't get why you would say that...

[@tpbfangirl]

"Why is he a giant version of you?!" The way he said that killed me 🤣🤣

[@synthonaplinth5980]

I'd love to go see him but making fun of a Yank would probably take up the whole show....

[@Sii6X]

5:02 😂😂 'Is this your dad or is he just grooming you?' 😅😂

[@DMWBN3]

Jesus Christ that was a class one 😀

[@stoicsavage509]

Thanks for being pinned to a cross for my sins 🙌 love you!!

[@ronvonryan]

Mock the week has never been the same since Frankie left.

[@Toersk1]

Still waiting for him to say “I respect people like you, I will let you be”

[@JJmoony]

'What are you doin at one of my shows' this is for Scum. Priceless

[@thebenevolentsun6575]

Just remember that the audience has no idea what they look like.

[@owellwellwell2418]

"moderately powerful Pokémon"

[@Hashpotato]

theres frankie boyle and then everyone else. absolute legend

[@wazzobazzo]

"This is for scum" Short and sweet.

[@michaeldavis1609]

Listen closely to him beyond the fxxxxng and cxxxting he is very clever

[@DogOfKrondor]

"Is that too much? This will be a long fucking show!"

[@muscleandmath2910]

His shows must be like university lectures. You don't have to go, but they're quite enjoyable, but you try to make sure he/lecturer doesn't know you're there.

[@Fuzzsaphire]

muscleandmath lol piss off ya nerd. lectures are shite. you must be studying something interesting but with no career prospects

[@akibh3022]

I wish I had your enthusiasm about lectures

[@jeangrant1607]

This reminds me of a girl I knew a few years ago we worked together and got on pretty well but she was always extremely shy and anxious and to be honest I felt more than a little sorry for her . But then one day as if by magic she came in full of confidence and bravado like a new woman the shyness and anxiety were long gone she had completely changed for the better . Naturally I was shocked and asked her what had happened " I've started flicking my bean " she replied with a smile . Before stating I was a stupid little girl but now I feel like a queen and it's all because I flick my bean . She was crying and shaking as she said it and going on about how women could rule the world if more of them followed her lead . I don't really know what she was on about and looking back I think she might have been mental

[@km206]

Wid have pumped her lol

[@zoe.l.s]

Mr M 😂😂😂😂

[@UpperGroundNGU]

M8 what 🤣🤣🤣

[@km206]

@@zoe.l.s lol sorry but I would have, especially if shes telling me shes flicking her bean lol x

[@zoe.l.s]

Mr M that is the best comment I’ve ever seen, thank you so much for making my damn day x

[@StrongBalloonChris]

On a Frankie Boyle video spree with no regrets xD

[@dennisgraham9444]

Ever since Still Game I have been finding these Scottish gems

[@LarathainStarlight]

"We need a laugh after a hard day of killing children" an Ashley Silao quote.

[@Pymundo]

What you currently working on? "A crotchless shell suit?".

[@fenix182]

The guy from Kirkcaldy looks like Frankie Boyle's final form if he was a Pokémon.

[@druss69harad61]

Watched this over and over again

[@navnavo1414]

"What's your story"... oh shit!

[@stevieoconnor9316]

Why does the thumbnail look like I’m opening a tots pack on fifa

[@Irishdrivingbloopers]

That comment about Frodo after getting his ring destroyed had me lose it big time here LMAO!! I had to watch the next minute of it again cos I missed it while pissing myself laughing :D

[@Fiveminded]

These are the best 4 videos of Frankie on the internet. Absolutely brutal! 😅

[@Bazrad68]

No one roasts an audience like Frankie Boyle😂😂😂

[@brettharter143]

Back when he didnt bow to the BBC

[@dannyboy1868]

😂 savage moments esp the... your girl looks like she could rip you apart like a chicken wing 😂

[@malbig2344]

when he touches the sides, do you vibrate and your nose lights up... hahahaha

[@dannyboy1868]

Mal big haha so feckin funny I was in bits

[@Xfade81]

@@dannyboy1868Yeh, loved the look on their faces. Esp. her.

[@dannyboy1868]

X Fade there was truth in what frankie said, that lucky lad haha

[@DMWBN3]

She didn't like that one bit I don't think 😄

[@MythicSuns]

Frankie describes a guy as looking like someone from Grand Theft Auto and then later on makes a cameo in Grand Theft Auto.

[@pandadares8905]

Love the part when he bullies the audience

[@conorpurcell616]

Never speak again. Your kind does not this kind of privilege.

[@branon6565]

Stop being a such a millennial PC bitch...

[@willturner8039]

Branon Fontaine I think the “bullying” wasn’t implying that it’s actual bullying, just a term allocated to humour cenetered around jokey-criticism of others

[@pandadares8905]

@@branon6565 I'm Gen Z but thanks for your lack of understanding of humour

[@pandadares8905]

@@SHAUNDJFISHBEATSMARTIN Thanks for not getting the context and calling someone a cunt for your sensitivity

[@Chazza-y3w]

i like seeing the relieved smile on people's faces when they realise frankies not gonna be too harsh and them

[@themmmclub6426]

please don't see me, please don't see me.

[@TheCulturalBomb]

Are we holding a seance here 😂😂😂

[@lukenukem2441]

This guys ability to literally process on the spot and turn it into a joke is borderline unparalled!!

[@srbrant5391]

“This isn’t what you do, you’re lyin’ to me. What’s this sort of elaborate cover story? Are you Jon Venables?”

[@elliott4106]

@7.30 “maybe history” guy reminds me of my uni librarian. I once went to get a book out and he was discreetly watching a porno on his phone under the desk

[@IWTBF]

“ Hopefully one day frankie I can grow gills and walk backwards into the sea “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jay-po4mu]

Haha this is brilliant. U can see the world falling out there arses soon as frankie clocks eyes with them

[@MikeHannibal]

The frodo and operation lines are absolute gold.

[@andrewbluebells2370]

whats brought you down from Paisley? A raft made of Turnips..😂

[@P.Zakaidze]

Being dissed by Boyle is the worst thing.

[@MrPantss]

On panel shows I have never been a fan of FB but on stand up he is superb! So quick witted, hilarious!

[@Andy7907]

I'm the same. I love his audience abuse sketches only. I've watched these countless times. 🤣🤣

[@gordonmcp]

Love the Quantum Leap reference. Lol

[@wishfix]

always ALWAYS sit at the back, it's much safer.

[@oblongtom]

Hes not a photographer hes the singer from Muse!

[@BarterTom]

If Darth Vader actually were there, Mustafa would only have been the second worst time he was burned.

[@MrTakeshi763]

‘Are u gay or do u just like the look?!’ 😅

[@22Phantasm]

The last rip was priceless.

[@mattastley8095]

Whats brought you down from paisley? A raft made of turnips? 😂😂😂

[@user-zk2zl5tx4z]

Thanks for uploads legend

[@GamingSimp]

Saw frankie live a couple months ago, he told a heckler from the balcony to “stfu … or jump” 😂😂😂

[@CJW0056]

Turning on captions on this video caused my phone to reboot

[@lewangillard9701]

17:11 "exciting stuff..." love the dead pan sarcasm here hahaha

[@michaeldavis1609]

Get a front row ticket at your peril

[@ValiantKnight7983]

this guy is probably better at interacting with the audience than any human being who has ever lived

[@SirReasoner]

at the end the dude he is grilling is taking long breathes not to flip out when Frankie goes at his girl :D

[@sherman4970]

Where has he gone,, loved his acts???

[@grahamkey8496]

@Kris Roberts Now that's funny.

[@bushiido8494]

pc brigade chased him out of town

[@tedthecommenter5364]

he still does stand up, he has a netflix special, a new show on bbc iplayer, and 3 audio stand up albums newly released. The "PC Brigade" didn't do shit

[@michalhejduk.]

The Hackney council got me :)

[@syxs621]

Does he touch the sides 😂😂she was not impressed

[@jonblackk]

"Look at what you could have made of your life" my favorite part

[@cbarclay99]

Strange dynamic. A bunch of rich people pay a lot of money to be insulted and told they're cunts. Then they laugh. Whatever happened to the traditional dominatrix?

[@idrinkmilk282]

What the fuck are you gushing about ?

[@RenaissanceEarCandy]

Did anyone else notice the livestock market guy didn't say "not yet", he actually said "not there".

[@kenmills4977]

all hail The Frankie. Another fuckin' comedy masterclass

[@dansmith436]

17:45 onwards has to be the most awkward lmao

[@michaelkavanagh932]

Does he touch the sides 😂😂😂😂

[@tweetybaby1100]

Does he touch the sides? .... Well damn Frankie 😂

[@bigsmoke4380]

I dont get this?

[@DIFFIEH]

@@bigsmoke4380 throwing a banana down a free way

[@AndrewSmith-er2dy]

I love Frankie Boyle I could listen to him take the piss out of people and me all day

[@MrJking065]

WEW Lads..This guy has no chill.He is brutal And funny AF!

[@toastedhippo]

"Waiting to grow gills and walk back into the sea".

[@Empress-G]

The fkn chicken wing at the end... Ahahhhhhhhhhhh

[@mr2gti]

That last couple, has anyone checked up on him, because When Frankie went for her - he genuinely looked to shit himself! lol

[@ArmandD]

7:23 the absolute best bit

[@1986-v1z]

“Does he touch the sides?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 head gone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@georgerice4302]

i dont get it

[@dondorcha5896]

@@georgerice4302 He's implying he has a small weener

[@km206]

Or she has a fanny like a wizards sleeve 🧙‍♂️

[@scott4345]

Haha! Does he touch the sides! Quality 🤣

[@TheGBs1972]

I was once one of his targets at a Sheffield City Hall..front row, ripped apart

[@RoryLaird-tc6xp]

Frankie is the man,best comedian ever,proud to be scottish, love yi frankie fae fife😊

[@james1976-nov]

Them two at the end were steaming. hahhahahaha

[@gravelbags2479]

I just do not understand why he's never on telly anymore 😂🤣😅

[@rknjamezie13]

illuminati

[@leemcqueen500]

Blsss Hastings Wrong.

[@stephenjohnstone7149]

I just went to see him last month in his new show called Full Power. He is very much still doing comedy and he was as brilliant as ever! Also has his own tv show New World Order which is a take on weekly news events. Also brilliant, check BBC iPlayer 😁

[@lewisferguson2073]

9:12 - 9:20 is by far the best line ever said

[@fearthesting66]

I just found this guy. Can we get him voicing Scrooge McDuck?

[@14Mentalist]

Brilliant. He is fucking brilliant.

[@arveyilleszender5809]

Some of these attacks are brutal! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 bad bad man.

[@joshgoldbullion]

My favourite comedian ever ! He makes me laugh the most 😂

[@erissablackthorn9444]

If you are easily offended, this is not the comedian for you :p

[@michaeldavis1609]

If u do the front row act like frankie and Al Murray you have to b bloody good

[@matthewjames7268]

8.26 had tears coming ov my eyes

[@callumrobbo2262]

No it dint u wasent crying stop lying matthew james get to bed sleep it off

[@chrisrowe7503]

I thought Frankie Allen was the most brutal so revisited Boyle. Sorry but there isn’t one comedian who can match Frankie Boyle’s brutal audience roasts 🤣🤣🤣

[@itsnotworthit7178]

I love him

[@sgtbaker2072]

His his whole performance just crowd work?? That's balls. Big ol' comedy balls.

[@richfairclough123]

Sgt Baker this is just clips... most of his act is normal stand up