HISHE Dubs - Jaws (Comedy Recap)

[@BullyDenson4]

That Shark is the most underrated character in HISHE universe. He was about to eat Batman on one villain pub episode

[@Yokasyan]

because he's batman

[@mikejones774]

sayko kabak so because he’s Batman he was about to get eaten by Jaws

[@penguinsrockrgr8yt216]

But doctor strange saved him but he won’t tell you that because he’s Batman

[@RedSpino]

And if doctor strange didn't save him he very well have done.

[@tylerjones7592]

he also tried to eat batman in the Adam West movie

[@cramerfloro5936]

Jaws is the best voiced character in the Hishe Universe

[@heliosspecialistarrogant7031]

I ear a slanesh worshipper with the same voice.

[@maxmain97yearsand28]

And bat too

[@GunlessSnake]

I dunno, Indominus Rex is pretty high up there!

[@LucidOpticLab]

Thats not a shark, its a towel

[@finchatforharambe905]

Yes

[@peterh.3735]

Best observation: "Wow, this is a fancy boat!" "Yeah, let's NEVER use it again!" I've watched JAWS repeatedly for years, and have always thought this when I see this scene. Glad to see someone voice and echo my thought here.

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

True, but hey, can't beat the iconic Orca.

[@deathshead357]

They hired QUINT to kill the shark, so he's obviously going to use his boat which he uses every day to fish for sharks.

[@D33Lux]

@@deathshead357 Exactly and he clearly showed disdain for Hoopers wealth so there was no way a prideful man like Quint would get on Hoopers million dollar boat.

[@havemercy4345]

True dat.

[@zayyanhakim747]

2:46 is this it?

[@giveme9996]

Chief: Ohhh what could possibly have done this Shark: who knows?

[@Mtab2260]

Into the security recordings you will go, only pain you will find.

[@Kronos0999]

You watched the video too?

[@rittlerouge1471]

@@Kronos0999 No i'm not

[@AlphaShark101]

Brody* Bruce*

[@metronorthamtrakmatty8183]

It’s Not Shark It’s Bruce Aka Great White

[@boop4012]

This dub made me realize that this whole movie was full of Karens and Kevins

[@TheRaven5138]

I believe the correct term is Karen’s and Kyles

[@benjininja4376]

Omg you are so right. I didn’t even notice. But then again I didn’t know about karens and keves back when I watched it

[@josephthespaceman3277]

Yas

[@ultra_ore]

But the economy, so annoying.

[@confusednick1046]

I asume kevins are male karens

[@hazelnelson5756]

"Foreshadowing..." "Who said that?" "It was me!!" "If there was ever a moment for a quotable catch phrase... it would be right now."

[@adentoons6927]

What’s that chief? How y’all doin, Y’all ready to get eaten today?

[@gp_generalpenguin9271]

How about you eat this! (Gunshots)

[@adentoons6927]

OWW! My Fin!!

[@gp_generalpenguin9271]

Kill it!

[@adentoons6927]

Quint: Don’t Worry He Can’t Get Away Now. Shark: Peace I’m out Y’all!!

[@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose]

"We're randos having a beach party." Almost every opening to any horror flick ever. Although sometimes it's a house warming, a break-in, woods exploration, etc.

[@michaeljeacock]

or florida its all of them. ah wait that wasn't a horror flick. that was 2020

[@theguywhoisaustralian1465]

Friends driving into the middle of nowhere. Ie. Texas Chainsaw Massacre or The Hills Have Eyes

[@iverkjellkken6569]

That or the one person left alone in the house, office, parking garage, alley, etc.

[@baguettebricks891]

“Nothing ever goes wrong here” one second later: “SOMEONE WAS JUST BITTEN IN HALF!!!!”

[@et99366]

wow you got the joke

[@claudewinters2091]

Clearly that was a suicide

[@JohnDoe-hr4cf]

“To show you the power of Flex Tape, I bit this person in half! Nomnomnomnom....”

[@madi.williams3268]

"barrels only" "But they don't work." "Barrels only!"

[@ssharkyplayss2228]

"but" "BARRELS!"

[@erikhermansen3431]

"All your barrels are belong to me!" 😂

[@annep.1905]

"Vaccines only!" "But, they don't work!" "VACCINES ONLY!"

[@michaelhinton8530]

@@erikhermansen3431 “Where did he go?” *Barrels Pop up* “He’s just trolling us ain’t he?”

[@Jdabomb93]

“BARRELS!” - Pewdiepie

[@andrewreegs6319]

"Hey, you look expendable" -Steven Speilberg

[@ridgefrost]

its basically his motto

[@mysoggypants101]

Not only to her character but also the actors spine!

[@atwunz]

Sylvester: Yes, we are the expendables.

[@desmondgentle1474]

I will never get enough of that Jaws voice.

[@wibble6966]

do u mean bruce voice

[@Shark-R900]

@@wibble6966 his name is bruce

[@anthonynaffa5147]

5:50 YOU TASTLE LIKE APRICOTS

[@mrkdavis22]

HA ha all your barrels are belong to me!

[@Lord9Genesis]

Check out the classic SNL skit about Jaws

[@RobertWDeemer]

5:50 Don't let go! I'll never let go! (Lets go) Weeeee! This is for all those barrels! (Gets eaten) That's not pleasant! That had me in stitches 🤣

[@Isaac-wd9ci]

And the titanic music in the background 😂

[@mancityfan2004]

Weee- *gurgling* "You taste like apricots"

[@Crazy_Caleb320]

⁠Well..this is great MORE PLEASE!!

[@annep.1905]

(Lets* go)

[@Black-Widow1010]

The owner of the boat that’s not pleasant The owner of the boat weeee bababababab The shark you taste advertise The other guy this is great

[@pizzaperson1096]

“I’m just swimming all alone in the dark, I hope nothing bad happens to me” 3 seconds later... “Aahaaaa something bad happened to me!”

[@salcedoh]

I four minutes later

[@firenze6478]

Really this itself shouldn’t have caused the beach to close anyway, she was swimming far out to a booey at night, she was asking to get eaten ,

[@annep.1905]

you forgot: "I'm expendable!!!!"

[@alfiro-morgif3908]

I can’t be the only one who laughs every time I hear Jaws’s voice. Hilarious, is kinda like Alpha from Up, you think that will have a voice like Thanos, but after you listen to it it’s so funny and somehow still manage to be intimidating

[@bigironmanfanmomo6953]

Me hahahahah 😂😅🤣

[@godzillafan3681]

Its so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Laura-xj8gh]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@abdullahsajid1371]

Jaws voice is like a cow boy mix girl lol

[@iamsherlocked7448]

Your not because I was laughing the whole time watching this

[@slugboy4]

"But what about the ECONOMY?!" That line fits so perfectly it burns. Truly it shall always be relevant.

[@zyloproductions4870]

Can we please close the beaches now?!

[@SamuelBlack84]

Screw the economy

[@annep.1905]

There will always be risks. Post signs, and let people take their own risks.

[@katie7748]

Clearly you were one of the blind sheep who didn't realize that the economy affects EVERYONE, not just old and unhealthy people. Also, hopefully, you know now why THAT happened...

[@russellmitchell1579]

😄"I love hotdogs but now I want a kids' meal"😆 "You taste like Apricots" And that voice 😂🤣

[@MikaylaROL]

Right?! I love that voice 😂

[@arrozandblackwidowscorner1588]

LOL ikr!

[@koltp1909]

@@MikaylaROL me too XD

[@thesquatcherpayne8273]

@@MikaylaROL is it odd that I just hear Mr Hanky the Christmas poo 😂

[@JBThrills]

“But now I want a kids meal” -Bruce 2020

[@lukeverrelli7886]

*Bruce

[@sherlockstrange1693]

Bruce

[@DgardsGaming]

“ Fish are friends, not food but don’t worry we have plenty of humans to eat” 😂

[@daxbradley4346]

Bruce: "All your barrels are belong to me!" Nicely played, HISHE. Nicely played

[@dandare9055]

"...all your barrels are belong to me." "He's just trolling us ain't he?" It might be one of more quotable HISHE Dubs so far XD

[@havemercy4345]

True dat. Got the reference and shot Heinken out my nose. Burns less than coffee.

[@ChengTeoh]

Of course, being bitten by a shark makes you immune! Logic is impeccable, a dead person is definitely never going to get eaten again. XD

[@uncolaman99]

Okay, there's definitely something wrong with that logic, but I can't quite put my finger on it. Well played.

[@thedarkjw6219]

Just happened

[@havemercy4345]

True dat. Like Covid.

[@welkingunther5417]

@@uncolaman99 I can't put my finger on it as well. It was bitten off!

[@thatnoctutnallizard4600]

"Closing the beaches violates my rights " Couldn't have described 2020 any better

[@dafuzzbear7711]

Dang I was gonna comment this

[@darknessdescending6695]

@@dafuzzbear7711 Same. 😂😂😂

[@SevenSixTwo2012]

Clearly you don't need to have any "rights", since you're already resigned on not using them. Simply wait for government to tell you what rights you will be granted (aka privileges). Those pesky boomer rights are overrated anyway, we should just get rid of them! Our elites know what's best for us.... In the elites we trust! 😎

[@katie7748]

Yeah...that didn't age well...

[@allannovak641]

Bri did a simpsons on us

[@Probably_Mason]

"shut up sushi" *we have found the perfect quote*

[@jeanchristophe-damme2503]

6:41 Pppptbhahahahaha!! Normally I don’t promote shark abuse but the way Jaws exploded from that tank was funny.

[@bettymarsh1640]

I know right?

[@cashthecurator666]

Jean Christophe-Damme “Ow!”

[@nicholasdruce5346]

@@cashthecurator666 Annoying Orange: Hey, Jaws? Shark: What? Annoying Orange: Gun.

[@bennsonn777]

“I lived too!” “Yeah, you basically did nothing.”

[@Jdabomb93]

6:29 That part was absolutely hilariously awkward. 🤣

[@ColinCartoons]

“Stop bonding! I’m trying to sleep!”

[@lolktoskol4744]

"I only have one shot." shoots three times

[@absolute-dumbass]

He said i only got one shot at this which meant the only opportunity.

[@ethan7252]

@@cakeguy2505 gj man

[@adamolenoski1515]

@@absolute-dumbass To seize everything he ever wanted, in one moment?

[@rooryan]

“What about the economy?” “Closing the beach violates my rights!” (Painfully relevant dialogue)

[@tyrkuclub6398]

Martin: "Yeah I did it, I lived, oh it's all getting in my mouth 'Spitting' " Matt: "And I lived too" Martin: "Yes, and you did absolutely nothing" 'Silence' Martin: "Let's get outta here, and.. and paddle fast, cause we just chummed the water for more sharks. Probably my favourite endings of hishe dubs so far.

[@LostDeltaStudios]

Bruce: HOLA welcome to my mouth! Quint: Don’t let go! Brody: a’ll never let go Quint: weeeeeeeeee!

[@SeemsLikeSomething]

Pretty sure he said “weak” no?

[@Greenkitten45]

*You taste like apricots!~*

[@minhkhoale1712]

And they played the titanic music :v

[@SeemsLikeSomething]

Luke Skywalker Yeah the subs say otherwise. Just thought it sounded like “weeeeak” and matched in context. Doesn’t matter really ;)

[@darkneon5637]

6:04

[@yetz2291]

"Look at this. I have a leg" "Oh, look at my leg. How about you Chief, do you have a leg?" "Yeah, show us your leg." "You guys are really weird." "DO IT!" "I have a tummy." "Ahahahahahahahahaha(legs)"

[@quilwantspizza6539]

Joel Yetz you wanna see my leg?

[@spacequeen1447]

@Brain Emerald Do you wanna see my leg? Hahaha hah I have a leg

[@Jack-mx6wg]

Athena Plarinou ya wanna see my leg? I’ve got one too

[@cashthecurator666]

Hey, you guys wanna hear my tragic backstory?

[@RyoAstra]

This Is weird. #1 we share the same name #2 I read this at the exact moment it happened.

[@theiammike123]

2:17 "You're not a leader." "Well _that_ hurts. Why are you doing this?" " *C H A R A C T E R D E V E L O P M E N T.* "

[@samueljeshurunlamechp9894]

I was looking for this comment...LMAO!

[@TigerWing141]

2:07

[@theiammike123]

@Michael Hebert thanks i forgot hehe 😅

[@TigerWing141]

Anytime Barry!

[@TigerWing141]

@@theiammike123 and classic video, cannot stop laughing!

[@Danny-ru7uf]

“This is a fancy boat” “I know, let’s never use it again” *DEAD*

[@monroemullinix5974]

The one, major, glaring, gigantic plot hole in the movie.

[@johnpaulgan]

You missed the perfect opportunity to say "Let's go get that son of a fish..."

[@vinaykadam2753]

"Shut up, sushi! " - Chief Brody.

[@spacemegalodon5049]

"What about the economy?" "Closing the beach violates my rights!" "We can have a shark bite party. Then everyone will be immune to shark bites." I wonder what inspired all of these quotes.

[@stella7530]

yoooo i feel you, they were oddly familiar 👀

[@SasukeUchiha723]

shark: who knows?

[@joelp77440]

Wearing a mask violate my rights, oops, I mean closing the beach violates my rights!!. Sorry, I get those mixed up.

[@oaktart9950]

@@joelp77440 lol

[@The_Ultimate_Agent]

“How many bites does it take to get to the center?! One?! Two?! Three!” I wonder what inspired this quote.

[@johnw9771]

“And I lived too!” “Yes and you did absolutely nothing.” *Hooper has a moment of realization*

[@akilkotamarti1000]

Yeah, but he drove the boat didn't he? And he was the only one brave enough to get in the water. And he also brought the explosive tanks on board.

[@metronorthamtrakmatty8183]

I’m a Fan of JAWS

[@Jdabomb93]

6:29 That part was absolutely hilariously awkward. 🤣

[@adentoons6927]

Shark Cage: Check!! Shark Poison: Check!! Shark itself: Behind ya!! Ahh I dropped it, curse my city hands!! 🤣🤣

[@tigerproducts6905]

How many bags does it take to get inside

[@Koteb]

Why do they need shark poison, if they only use barrels?

[@heriocilllusion3295]

Lmao

[@annep.1905]

How many bites does it take to get to the center? One, two, three... Three. Tootsie roll comercial nod. I laughed so hard!

[@smhtship]

"Stop Bonding! Im tryna sleep!" "Ooh, personal drama, my favorite." "All your barrels are belong to me!" 🤣🤣🤣 Those are my favorites

[@ssharkyplayss2228]

and dont forget "you look expendable"

[@TravelingFancyPants]

0:55 🤣🤣

[@FRN2013]

"All your barrels are belong to me!" A nod to the wonderful early days of KZbin.

[@localomnivore4877]

"Closing the beach violates my rights!"

[@roberthunter5059]

Where have I heard that before?

[@sarahsays194]

@@roberthunter5059 Yeah, it's sounds familiar... 🤔

[@kingmkg1235]

Sarah Says so familiar

[@geoffwaters8786]

Well this was obviously a shot at corona, but I think when rational people see their economy collapse, food shortages, less access to medicine for cancer patients, and increased suicides it’s worth asking if every possible outdoor experience should be shut down to combat a virus that is .26% deadly according to the cdc, 1.5% according to Harvard projections, and 1% deadly in Sweden and they didn’t shut down, plus consider 80% of US losses are elderly with complications.

[@jaimemartinez-el8wc]

@@geoffwaters8786 also, polio for example isn't deadly but still dangeroussl Just because you survive doesn't mean you'll be alright Corona virus generates scar tissue meaning you might never fully recover

[@xxneonxxrobotxx3117]

"Guess Who gonna get eaten" me:not the dog not dog "Its the dog" me:DANG IT

[@learningwithlaila]

*laughs in watched jaws a million times*

[@StarionEdits]

@@learningwithlaila XD

[@bunger8469]

"Dude where's my dog"

[@truearyan7880]

It's your mom

[@truearyan7880]

Just kidding

[@SanguiniCore]

6:07 "I'll never let go" *Weeeeeeeeeeee-* Weeeee(bubbles) -You taste like apricots!

[@bettymarsh1640]

6:04

[@woofwolffe9360]

Rose: "I'LL NEVER LET GO!" Also Rose: *lets go of Jack when he's dead* so sad...

[@brohugproduction3212]

This is for all those barrels that’s not pleasant

[@ParkJimin-pn5yl]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@nilupamawijewardena6186]

I read that when it happened

[@1classikai]

“CURSE MY CITY HANDS” Me, having been watching HISHE for years: “I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE”

[@Adrischa]

Help me. Don't remember

[@Yokasyan]

@@Adrischa no help you are alone

[@patriciauch6763]

@@Yokasyan lol

[@debrab7240]

In the movie, Quint looks at Hooper and doubts he can handle shark hunting. He looks at Hopper's hands and says, "You have city hands."

[@victoriacrowder3743]

America during this pandemic: *Closing the beach violates my rights!* America after cases rapidly increase: *yOu dIdnT cLoSe tHe bEaCh*

[@missmillion3864]

And this is why I'm flying to England once I get my life together. I just can't with all the entitled assholes.

[@tomc8157]

Maybe the next new virus just kills anyone who gets it. Doesn't care about age/health, you get it. Your done. Maybe then people will take it seriously. And why does the shark sound like Claptrap!

[@joshsonofzeus4759]

That's pretty much the joke. Karens: what about the economy?

[@destroyer5689]

consoleguy64 true

[@shindari]

@@missmillion3864 It's cute that you think England is different.

[@ronanmccabe8157]

It your wondering why Quint tastes like apricot it's because he had 1,no he had 2 wait he had 4 cases of apricot brandy

[@emarycarpenter9577]

I think the secret backup plan was to kill the shark with alcohol poisoning.

[@kagehikari4281]

He also got a color tv, free cable, ... and a Rolls-Royce.

[@andrescervantes5348]

“Closing the Beach violates my rights” lmao sounds awfully similar to today’s day and time

[@Nobody134]

“What about the economy”

[@CS90]

Inspired by real-life idiots. :) Conservatives never change.

[@nielsdejong]

@@CS90 Say the people who topple statues, and believe that "being woke" makes you immune against the coronavirus XD

[@mr.l8723]

1:22 “I love hotdogs! But now I want a kids meal!” Oh god 😂

[@wolfknight4876]

Jaws literally gets blown up Also Jaws: Ow.

[@wibble6966]

hello his name is bruce

[@elizabethw6448]

Do you mean the shark?

[@soundwavedforever7300]

You guys wanna hear my tragic backstory? STOP BONDING! IM TRYING TO SLEEP

[@bettymarsh1640]

That was the funniest part.

[@jessicamcculloch37]

Funny

[@694daddy]

The barrels BACC WHERS THE S H A R K No where h-he probably left Ok *comes out water* SIKE AHAHAHAHAHA

[@adentoons6927]

We better call for help!!! OH NO YOU DON’T!!! Help, Somebody Help!!! **Destroys Phone** *GREAT WELL WE DED!!*

[@vandanabihari4298]

300th like

[@nicolamcguirk9240]

This is a surprisingly accurate summary of the movie.

[@havemercy4345]

True dat.

[@biggeek2256]

Truth

[@princedavido]

"Closing the beach violates my rights" sums up America during this pandemic. Edit: Thanks for the likes fam 🙏🏾.

[@mastervision5902]

...that was the point of the joke.

[@sunshineholtzlander5593]

😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@_Stormfather]

Ah yes, just what we need, more politics messing up comedy

[@AnakinIHateSandSkywalker]

it eez pronounced M'urica

[@TheAngusGao]

@@_Stormfather im sorry if real life issues are a little bit much for your tiny brain to process

[@JoeRoverBooks]

“I think everyone is tired of hearing your voice.” LOL I laughed so much during this dubs. 😂👍

[@MelkofficialYT]

Scientists: We found the cure let's start mass production.. ”WHAT ABOUT THE ECONOMY!!??”

[@mrtzarangamer1708]

Mass production a cure that will save thousands violet my rights

[@annep.1905]

Research SADS.

[@Sir_Master_Kaino]

"We just chumed the water for more sharks." That was the original idea for the movies ending.

[@DgardsGaming]

“It’s the Dog” John Wicks “where’s my dog”

[@arkhambricksskylar]

Hey man!

[@MikeDuff63]

"that hodog was good, but now I want a kids meal"

[@ssalmon]

Wick*

[@Jakes-Calm]

This was when John Wick was at 20!

[@budik0317]

"You need to close the beaches" "But what about the economy" "Oh, I give up". Where have I heard something like that?

[@slayerdeth0705]

On the main stream media.

[@prettycureforever7102]

Yup. Drump

[@prettycureforever7102]

@@slayerdeth0705 and you're on it whats the point ?

[@SuperFunkyMonkey19]

"You taste like apricots!" - Bruce, the high pitched talking shark

[@sunshineholtzlander5593]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@Jdabomb93]

“I never knew my FATHA!!!” Lol 😆 - Bruce 🦈(Finding Nemo)

[@Maya-od1on]

"closing the beach viOlAtES mY riGhTs" "wHaT aBoUt tHe eConOmY?" "lEt'S hAvE a sHaRk-BiTiNg pArTy sO wE'rE iMmUnE tO sHaRk bITeS" hmm....this sounds so familiar but I just can't put my finger on where it came from...

[@bzell7728]

Maya Inal to Haha Glad I m not the only one who's thinks they recognize this

[@Aiijuin]

Lol!

[@Jimmy94411]

Well this aged like milk😂

[@riceracm]

5:24 “HA HA! All your barrels are belong to me!” 😂🤣 loves me some nastalgia 🤪

[@GrimblyGoo]

5:04 **

[@xlyflw]

Who else has never seen this movie but is still watching since this this channel so good.

[@amiii443]

Me

[@benparsons4979]

you've never seen Jaws?!

[@asianfailure8728]

Me

[@InsertCreativeusername_]

I've seen half of it but had to do something

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Imagine never watching Jaws

[@CDHfilms]

Hooper: "Hey what if we feed it poisonous bate?" I even got some poison here with me". Quint: Shut up Hooper, this isn't some internet parody! Brody: "What's internet???" Quint: "Uhhhhh… Nothing shut up."

[@jamesmadisonwilliams4210]

Quint: “I bet you can’t bring 4 barrels under water”! Jaws: “Oh yeah watch this Oh wait I can’t go under”!

[@ΠερΚαραμπ]

"this is for all those barrels" " Here comes the nom nom nom now nom" -Bruce 2020

[@nicholasdruce5346]

-Hey, hey Jaws, hey. -What? -Gun.

[@SiIverStream]

Shut up sushi

[@joe_ginger4201]

I've never seen Jaws before so this was a great impression of it lol

[@v.vqlkry]

But i saw meg

[@v.nate1726]

Same

[@SireeeMusic]

Same

[@Alex-fc3bn]

Same here haha, I only know the Jaws shark with that voice XD

[@haircut]

How would you know that if you've never seen it? 🤔

[@YRamsay]

2:25 "I'm sad" "I'm sad" "Are you copying me" "are you copying me" "Quick! Pretend you're mommy" *weird noises* "There she is!" "Hey!"

[@donovanulrich348]

lol it was growling

[@Andrew.170]

GUESS WHO"S GONNA BE EATEN!!! It's the dog... I"M SADDDDDD. Chewie: YEAHHHHHH

[@jackofdiamonds7303]

“Let’s play, guess who’s gonna get eaten?” 😂

[@wolfultra8757]

Is it gonna be this Lady? Or this small child? Or maybe even the dog?

[@cashthecurator666]

Wolfgang SU Kylo Ren: Dude, where’s my dog?

[@bettymarsh1640]

YOUR DOG GOT EATEN BY A SHARK! sorry for your loss. (That was just in the movie and not in real life.)

[@Farizz150]

"Where's the dog?"

[@adentoons6927]

Mmmm, I love hot dogs!!

[@darkneon5637]

5:31 "How many bite does it take to get to the center" One? Two? Three?

[@RobotProphetsMoon]

3:00 "This is a fancy boat." "Let's never use it again!" 🤣🤣

[@GrimblyGoo]

Its at 2:46

[@terrythornton39]

I love the “you taste like apricots” .. guess they did give him the 2 cases of brandy Brody promised him lol

[@RobotJeeg]

Best joke is: "Why are you doing this to me?" (whispering) "Character development!"

[@Jack-mx6wg]

“Hey. You look expendable.” (Scoffs)“Rude!!” “Wanna go swim in the dark ocean?” “Okay!” (Drunk Laughing)

[@shahinshakp1011]

0:01 Bruce saying hello to everything he sees in front of him is both adorable and funny

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Swimming in a dark ocean, what can go wrong? This makes me miss the Jaws ride at Universal Studios Florida. Shark Bite Party? Party like it's 1999

[@warpartyattheoutpost4987]

I went on the JAWS ride at Universal Studios California when I was 5. My adoptive parents didn't know I saw JAWS in a drive-in movie theater when I was 3 and had a phobia. It wasn't a pleasant afternoon for the adults who had to deal with a 5 year old going X-23.

[@albythere1782]

5:04 "I bet you can't pull 3 barrels under" "oh yeah watch this! haha all your barrels will belong to me!!" Had me on the floor!

[@RedSpino]

He actually said: All your barrels are belong to me.

[@GrimblyGoo]

You rid it wrong,it 5:04

[@albythere1782]

Whoops sorry I'll edit it. And I'll note that it's hard to hear with the bubbles and we could both be right lol.

[@jamesmadisonwilliams4210]

Boomer Kid: “Ooooh I love Hot Dogs, But now I want a Kids meal”!

[@MikaylaROL]

I died at that part 😂

[@GameHopping]

"And you did absolutely nothing." Actually this is true.

[@darinnetherland3466]

GameHopping he convinced Brody they didn’t catch the right shark?

[@GameHopping]

@@darinnetherland3466 On the boat when it was just the three of them.

[@beccag2758]

Person trying to help people: PEOPLES LIVES ARE AT STAKE!!! Mayor: but the economy!! Other person: if you close stuff that violates my rights!! Us: well this seems weirdly familiar

[@pHD77]

Politics and religion - either one is gonna be the death of the human race some day.

[@teutonicknight23]

🙄 whatever.

[@jacobhoover1654]

@M.B even if there wasn't religion or politics factions would still form on which science was right.

[@justlex2070]

Why r yall arguing, just laugh at @Becca G's post and leave

[@teutonicknight23]

@M.B so when do we open the economy? also are you gonna force people to not believe in what they choose???????

[@astondoesstuff]

that duck noise at 4:32 used to be my alarm and i suddenly got flashbacks

[@GrimblyGoo]

Ha

[@LEGOFandomKing]

“Shut up, sushi” that got me 😂

[@legodarthvaderlswtfaversio6724]

"Barrels? Next time let me use my poison." "No! My boat, my rules. Barrels only." "But they don't work-" *"BARRELS ONLY!"*

[@Kydrogen]

2020 be all like: let's close everything to be safe "What about the economy!?" This violates my rights

[@kmeanxneth]

Americans

[@NostalgicGamerRickOShay]

With a 99.99 percent chance of survival, I will continue taking my chances.

[@mattstorm6568]

"To be safe", yeah, sure, that's what it was all about.

[@DeanneM1726]

Retracted my comment. I'm out of this conversation.

[@MajesticalHonky]

@@mattstorm6568 Never to ashamed to show your ignorance. Nice.

[@GamerGabe_DJPJ0705]

"Wow this a fancy boat" "I know! Let's never use it again" 🤣

[@SuperBC1975]

Just when you thought it was safe to watch How it Should Have Ended. DUB. DUB. DUB.DUB. DUB. DUB. DUB!

[@TheGuardDuck]

Lol

[@nathank2289]

Dub dub... Dub dub... Dub dub, dub dub, dub dub, dub dub, DUUUUBBB!

[@chrismarks4277]

Don't let go...I'll never let go weeeeeeee ...with the partial titanic flute lol. This was more funnier then I thought it would be!! I enjoyed it!1

[@stupiddumbidiot4624]

I read this comment at the exact part of the video

[@smvml89]

"Closing the beach violates my rights" - That 70's Karen

[@xxicemaster314]

Considering the protests against lockdown because of Corona I’m pretty sure it still applies today

[@TheRealNormanBates]

XXICEMASTER looks like we found the SJW! Psst! A disease with a less than 10% mortality rate is a little different than getting eaten by a 35 foot long shark.

[@Silverizael]

@@TheRealNormanBates How? The shark will likely have an even lower mortality rate among the entire beach population there. So...the shark is actually safer than COVID19.

[@Kronos0999]

Not many people can claim to animate and voice their own characters like HISHE does. And a standalone dub shows how far they have come as voice actors. Thanks for everything, Dan and Tina.

[@Kronos0999]

Of course, their animations always does.

[@gentblue]

@Morgan Britt All of your Hishe are belong to me.

[@opturtlegaming8543]

Man, "guess who's gonna get eaten" is my favorite show!

[@mickelokeke907]

Quint: Don’t let go! Brody: a’ll never let go Quint: weeeeeeeeee!

[@bettymarsh1640]

I want a comedy recap of The Meg. (I mean a comedy recap just like this one by the way.)

[@cashthecurator666]

Jaws: This is for all those barrels!

[@feltrix334]

"I only have one shot at this." *Shoots three times.*

[@silverwolfzs7601]

4:52 it actually looks like he’s laughing lol

[@GrimblyGoo]

4:44 **

[@YakkoWarner]

"But what about the economy‽" Haha, good thing this is just a movie, and no one would say anything like that in an actual crisis!

[@katarinacarrico7887]

Ha ha ha, HA ha ha ha ha ha! *cries*

[@eniklisnihm4565]

@@katarinacarrico7887 haheh ha CRIES!

[@paulypoobrain2929]

Yup *sighs*

[@SKatie09]

TOO REAL!

[@StayinOnePiece]

Just like real life, they opened the beaches; still didn't open the economy at that time though.

[@creativeplanetentertainmen7868]

“Shut up, sushi” = way better than the original quote xD

[@wrestlingisreal1702]

It's a better quote than when other shark movies try to copy the original

[@magmarex7044]

No the original was better

[@gunslingergirl2579]

@@magmarex7044 What was the original?

[@samueljeshurunlamechp9894]

@@gunslingergirl2579 The original was, "Smile, you son of a b*tch!"

[@Shakodox]

1:51 Voldemort from self quarantine villain pub I’ve been around people all week and I feel fine

[@darkneon5637]

1:50

[@anjaneyasreetrout2444]

2:36 *character development* This line broke me 😂😂

[@GrimblyGoo]

Its 2:17

[@AdamSheehan-pm8zq]

How were so many pepole mixing up the times 💀

[@Jbh3774]

Me trying to figure out why they did a dub of jaws: there are no shark movies out, or any movies out. why post this now. Some random lady: THE ECONOMY Me: I get it

[@Ahturos]

Some cinemas are gonna reshow Jaws and Jurassic Park so fits.

[@AsifAAli]

That slapping part though... 😂 "Character development." 😂

[@DropKickAnEwok]

Honestly the shark's voice and bits were the best part of this, I want more

[@frazic1720]

Everyone here now : "quick think of something funny"

[@quilwantspizza6539]

FrazicKingSmash “I have a leg”

[@gp_generalpenguin9271]

Kay HAhAhAHAHAHAHAHA

[@gp_generalpenguin9271]

legs!

[@user-yg4om8rd1z]

“Wanna see my leg?” _”Y’all are weird.”_ “Come one!” _”I got a tummy,”_ “Ahahha!” *_Shut up im trying to sleep!_*

[@bradymagee7344]

Quint: "Don't let go." Brody: "I'll never let go." 1 second later... Brody: lets go.

[@katiedavis7798]

Wow just wow

[@PeterParker-cp6fm]

Quint: WEEEEEEEEEEE!

[@adentoons6927]

Shark: This is for all those barrels! Quint: That’s Not Pleasant! WEEEEE *Bubbles*

[@tigerproducts6905]

You taste like apricots

[@godzillaxsonicgacha2674]

*bites to the bone *

[@alysiamerdavid-wasser9165]

"He'll never find me in the ocean."😆😂😂