Saturnalia

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@sgtrpcommand3778
@sgtrpcommand3778 6 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a poor Roman mother rushing about Walmartius looking for gifts for everyone thinking "I swear, Saturnalia comes about earlier each year!"
@HornadyMatt
@HornadyMatt 5 жыл бұрын
Lol walmartius
@MasterArkannor
@MasterArkannor 5 жыл бұрын
There was not a single part of that comment that was not delightful.
@lazymansload520
@lazymansload520 5 жыл бұрын
Well, the calendar is drifting...
@MasterArkannor
@MasterArkannor 5 жыл бұрын
Wooooooooosh
@ablus
@ablus 5 жыл бұрын
@@MasterArkannor No, simply an in-channel joke
@RJStockton
@RJStockton 8 жыл бұрын
The Romans literally had Opposite Day.
@MJFAN666
@MJFAN666 8 жыл бұрын
Richard Stockton that's amazing
@FwendlyMushwoom
@FwendlyMushwoom 8 жыл бұрын
More like "Ops"-osite Day, eh?
@feynstein1004
@feynstein1004 7 жыл бұрын
I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward Squidward Squidward
@Derperfier
@Derperfier 6 жыл бұрын
More like opposite week
@yaruqadishi8326
@yaruqadishi8326 6 жыл бұрын
Freedom Day or Freedom Week.
@ringodoom2559
@ringodoom2559 8 жыл бұрын
A satue filled with olive oil. Ive never heard of anything more roman than this. It sounds like a meme.
@chuckles5689
@chuckles5689 8 жыл бұрын
A statue filled with olive oil, and a toga on.
@plaidpvcpipe3792
@plaidpvcpipe3792 5 жыл бұрын
Io Saturnalia
@Max_Le_Groom
@Max_Le_Groom 5 жыл бұрын
Would you like an Etruscan Clay Boar?
@imperialguardsman2800
@imperialguardsman2800 5 жыл бұрын
People 70% water Romans 70% olive oil
@karsentube13yt
@karsentube13yt 4 жыл бұрын
The most Roman thing ever is building walls around walls.
@marcustulliuscicero9512
@marcustulliuscicero9512 8 жыл бұрын
2:48 My boy, History Civilis.
@tsar_zo8007
@tsar_zo8007 6 жыл бұрын
Haha... This comment is hilarious without dout
@aidanbowie5391
@aidanbowie5391 5 жыл бұрын
oi
@plaidpvcpipe3792
@plaidpvcpipe3792 5 жыл бұрын
Io Saturnalia
@Itsprincesweets
@Itsprincesweets 5 жыл бұрын
Dieieieieieie
@unflexian
@unflexian 5 жыл бұрын
@@aidanbowie5391 io*
@calska140
@calska140 5 жыл бұрын
any holiday where you wear weird hats, party all night, gamble with nuts, exchange gifts and poems, shout jibberish at each other, and everyone drops their airs and visits with each other, sounds like a good time.
@leysont
@leysont 3 жыл бұрын
the gifting does sound stressful though. European Christmas is already too stressful for me.
@brandenapexo604
@brandenapexo604 Жыл бұрын
It was a festival to feed into your baser inhibitions, basically to sin, I wouldn’t be surprised if doing Saturnalia there were purges, mass orgies, public displays of drunken and high behavior.
@player276
@player276 8 жыл бұрын
0:50 That rebel in the crowd
@zachlevy
@zachlevy 8 жыл бұрын
damn hipsters
@jasonhaven7170
@jasonhaven7170 8 жыл бұрын
Where?
@evananderson-navarro6142
@evananderson-navarro6142 8 жыл бұрын
Probably that fucking Charisianus. What a luxurious double dumb-ass.
@tonysanchez3289
@tonysanchez3289 8 жыл бұрын
i was thinking that 2.
@macgeek2004
@macgeek2004 7 жыл бұрын
+Jason Haven 2nd row from the front, 5th square from the left. Guess he's too good for a leather cap... ;~p
@LazyMasquerade
@LazyMasquerade 8 жыл бұрын
Sounds like an introverts nightmare.
@azoth._.
@azoth._. 8 жыл бұрын
Lazy Masquerade Oh yeah, definitely
@LazyMasquerade
@LazyMasquerade 8 жыл бұрын
"Everyone you ever met will come to your door demanding a gift and a personalised note. If you forget a single person, they'll hate you forever..." WELL FUCK.
@DigiDigiDigiDigi
@DigiDigiDigiDigi 8 жыл бұрын
Lazy Masquerade Love your videos :D I Didn't know you were into history?
@jmiquelmb
@jmiquelmb 8 жыл бұрын
Rome society as a whole was kind of an introverts nightmare. Being called an introvert was basically an insult on itself
@fungusbrain1martin
@fungusbrain1martin 8 жыл бұрын
Lazy Masquerade Oops, guess Im spending every Saturnalius in the countryside so I dont have to partake.
@Suite_annamite
@Suite_annamite 6 жыл бұрын
*"Your mistresses cost you nothing: you enjoy them at my expense."*
@cameronlingo2969
@cameronlingo2969 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he was genuinely offended or if he was just taking the piss.
@GY-bd9bo
@GY-bd9bo 5 жыл бұрын
i like to think that it rhymed in latin so it was percieved as clever and funny
@basedimperialism
@basedimperialism 3 жыл бұрын
What a Chadius Maximus
@rin_etoware_2989
@rin_etoware_2989 3 жыл бұрын
The original Latin was: Quam mihi mittebas Saturni tempore lancem, / Misisti dominae, Sextiliane, tuae; / Et quam donabas dictis a Marte Kalendis, / De nostra prasina est synthesis empta toga. / Iam constare tibi gratis coepere puellae: / Muneribus futuis, Sextiliane, meis. i can't figure out if there was a special pun here or anything, but it seems to me that this is an ancient version of "Robbing Peter to pay Paul." the stuff that Sextilianus used to spend on Martial now goes to his mistress instead.
@peytongonavy
@peytongonavy 3 жыл бұрын
Bro, we used to be like *this* , but you had to put hoes before bros.
@imperatorcaesardivifiliusa2158
@imperatorcaesardivifiliusa2158 8 жыл бұрын
Hey, do you think the real reason the Senators assassinated Julius Caesar was because he forgot to give Brutus a gift? Maybe he accidentally bought a cheaper one.
@carlosdumbratzen6332
@carlosdumbratzen6332 8 жыл бұрын
that must be it.
@Legocraft4598
@Legocraft4598 8 жыл бұрын
Most definitely
@jmiquelmb
@jmiquelmb 8 жыл бұрын
Bet he only gave him a 10 sestercii amazon gift card
@Legocraft4598
@Legocraft4598 8 жыл бұрын
jmiquelmb lol
@asthmen
@asthmen 7 жыл бұрын
jmiquelmb, you mustn't forget how dangerous those early Amazon gift-cards were...
@nelly3578
@nelly3578 8 жыл бұрын
That martial guy was such a Troll. I bet he would have loved the internet
@aquila4460
@aquila4460 8 жыл бұрын
He would have loved to tell the world about these Togas an gifts :D
@brahminherder9718
@brahminherder9718 8 жыл бұрын
Pour some Mountain Dew for our homie Martial. He's trolling with the angels now
@craigjacobs5858
@craigjacobs5858 8 жыл бұрын
Most of his poems are directed towards friends. They're not trolling so much as ribbing as friends often do among themselves.
@galloe8933
@galloe8933 8 жыл бұрын
Christ Craig! Remember that time you came in and tried to slap everyone with a wet blanket? You're no fun... A thumbs up for your picture though.
@femkevandewalle2189
@femkevandewalle2189 5 жыл бұрын
He would be a Twitter god.
@MrMichaelbird88
@MrMichaelbird88 8 жыл бұрын
"Your mistress cost you nothing, you enjoy them at my expense." Quality stuff right here
@gildedpeahen876
@gildedpeahen876 Жыл бұрын
THE SHADE, THE SHADE!
@irongeneral7861
@irongeneral7861 8 жыл бұрын
"Muh boi, Cicero" *One year or so earlier* "Muh boi, Caesar" Which is it, Civilis? Huh? :/
@frenchguitarguy1091
@frenchguitarguy1091 4 жыл бұрын
Antony?
@jesseberg3271
@jesseberg3271 4 жыл бұрын
@@frenchguitarguy1091 he doesn't like Antony or Cato, but loves him some Caeser, Cicero, and Labenus.
@DeathBone4656
@DeathBone4656 4 жыл бұрын
@@jesseberg3271 Well it makes since,Caeser,Cicero and Labenus where competent and skillful in the face of defeat,Cato and Antony where incompetent and quite in the present and not the future
@jesseberg3271
@jesseberg3271 4 жыл бұрын
@@DeathBone4656 I'll grant you that, but Historia Civilis accepts that Cato acted out of conviction, whereas he doesn't give Antony the same courtesy. If you assume Antony was driven by his belife in the Populare cause, his actions come off looking a lot more like someone seeking revenge for Sulla's tyranny than the random actions of an out of control drunkard. But HC just accepts what was written about Antony by his enemies, seemingly without a second thought.
@alfredospautzgranemannjuni5864
@alfredospautzgranemannjuni5864 3 жыл бұрын
If you pay attention to his commentaries, you can clearly see he is an Optimate at heart, or at least anti-Caesar.
@mordirit8727
@mordirit8727 4 жыл бұрын
One thing I came across in my Latin class was that perhaps the Romans didn't bet actual nuts in their betting dice games during the Saturnalia, a point that came up as we were translating Martial's epigrams actually, which is a nice coincidence to how this video ended. Nux did mean walnut, yes, but it was also used as a metaphors for "thing of little/no value", being used that way by Martial; the theory my teacher mentioned was that perhaps some people used some of those crappy gifts they kept around to give to random visitors in their bets; there is slim evidence for this, since it comes almost entirely from Martial using the metaphor of "nuts" as something of little value to refer to the presents during Saturnalia, but well, it is a possibility and it kinda makes more sense; then again lots of things about Saturnalia make little sense so who knows xD
@WolfSightGaming
@WolfSightGaming 8 жыл бұрын
my boy cicero
@andreascovano7742
@andreascovano7742 8 жыл бұрын
yas
@Geelos252
@Geelos252 8 жыл бұрын
Marco Li
@thewildgeesecod
@thewildgeesecod 8 жыл бұрын
both go way back
@Quitu1849
@Quitu1849 8 жыл бұрын
ave caesar fam
@WolfSightGaming
@WolfSightGaming 8 жыл бұрын
My g
@Bootrick33
@Bootrick33 8 жыл бұрын
I laughed till my sides hurt when I heard, "going full Festivus with an airing of grievances."
@JimzAuto
@JimzAuto 6 жыл бұрын
5:25 Seinfeld "I'VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!"
@gracequach6769
@gracequach6769 Жыл бұрын
If anyone did do that, tough, I would've loved to be there to see it!
@alexdiaz155
@alexdiaz155 3 жыл бұрын
It’s incredible to see how much this holiday survives in Christmas, the gift giving spirit, the salutation to be given to everyone, the consumption of the whole month of December in the name of holiday, and the Scrooge’s that just hate them.
@The_ZeroLine
@The_ZeroLine Жыл бұрын
Every Christian holiday is quire literally a stolen pagan holiday.
@zach2382
@zach2382 Жыл бұрын
@@The_ZeroLinenope there is no proof of that at all just a bunch of lies made up by people who believe conspiracy theories and can’t be bothered to do one bit of research
@kristianharapan5741
@kristianharapan5741 Жыл бұрын
I wonder if the Romans have a tale about saturnalia's grinch
@zach2382
@zach2382 Жыл бұрын
@@kristianharapan5741 nope
@zwerg8474
@zwerg8474 10 ай бұрын
Where I live, pretty much everything else but the presents is preserved in another festival, known as carnival :D
@holdinmcgroin8639
@holdinmcgroin8639 8 жыл бұрын
The Romans sure knew how to fuckin party.
@whitelady1063
@whitelady1063 8 жыл бұрын
Holdin McGroin they didn't have beer they had nuts
@AudieHolland
@AudieHolland 8 жыл бұрын
They had wine.
@noaboatx1
@noaboatx1 8 жыл бұрын
For You
@holdinmcgroin8639
@holdinmcgroin8639 8 жыл бұрын
Noaboatx1 of coursh
@DonMeaker
@DonMeaker 8 жыл бұрын
A 5 day orgy!
@Lykyk
@Lykyk 8 жыл бұрын
On the first day of Saturnalia my true love gave to me...
@AJ-zz4ou
@AJ-zz4ou 8 жыл бұрын
Nothing.
@Lykyk
@Lykyk 8 жыл бұрын
Antun Jakov Katancevic Mood = killed
@AJ-zz4ou
@AJ-zz4ou 8 жыл бұрын
RIP
@AJ-zz4ou
@AJ-zz4ou 8 жыл бұрын
Yay nuts!
@n0denz
@n0denz 8 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the nuts!
@judebreheny3925
@judebreheny3925 4 жыл бұрын
“Your mistresses cost you nothing, you enjoy them at my expense” That’s just plain funny.
@tompryal7209
@tompryal7209 4 жыл бұрын
Watching all of these videos, but especially this one, I’m always amazed at the fact that these people were no different than us. Easy to imagine your drunk uncle at the Saturnalia party instead of the Christmas party
@GnosticInformant
@GnosticInformant 28 күн бұрын
I watch this video every year around this time.
@Atlas-pn6jv
@Atlas-pn6jv 8 жыл бұрын
I went to a college that had a day much like the first day of Saturnalia. Students and professors all came together for a festival on the main quad and got super drunk. Classes were cancelled, tests foregone. It was awesome. Though I have heard the new president of the college is trying to get rid of the holiday altogether because he considers it immoral and a stain on the college's reputation.
@earth2lana
@earth2lana 5 жыл бұрын
Who was the sacrifice?
@summerbunbury3391
@summerbunbury3391 5 жыл бұрын
Bummer, the new president sounds like a major killjoy😒
@summerbunbury3391
@summerbunbury3391 5 жыл бұрын
@@earth2lana Hoping it's the new president😁
@armyofninjas9055
@armyofninjas9055 3 жыл бұрын
I'd prefer bong rips with my thesis adviser to drinking with my professor. Personal taste.
@carlsnyder4833
@carlsnyder4833 3 жыл бұрын
@Atlas, what college was it?
@noxhiduro6067
@noxhiduro6067 8 жыл бұрын
it's funny when you see the paterns between old roman festivals and how people today celebrate christmas or new year
@bosniakedisniksic
@bosniakedisniksic 8 жыл бұрын
Christmas is directly from Saturnalia. The now Christian Roman elites wanted to still keep some of their traditions and they needed to get the still pagan masses to join them in this new Christianity thing. What better way than to take an already existing pagan holiday and replace it with Jesus's supposed birthday.
@merygaspar1525
@merygaspar1525 8 жыл бұрын
what actually happened is that people started to do some of the stuff they did on saturnalia on the day of christmas after saturnalia ended i still don't understand people that say christmas came from saturnalia if saturnalia is not even on the same day, and besides its not really that similar, its just an average festivity, the only thing i found really similar here is the exchange of gifts
@TheNinetySecond
@TheNinetySecond 8 жыл бұрын
Flash forward to around 1000 AD, and the Norse festival of Jul (Yule/Yuletide) now had to be incorporated as well, since Harald Bluetooth was christening all of Denmark. Good thing having festivities around the winter solstice when the days become longer is a pretty universal idea. I don't know for certain if there are more influences to Christmas, but Jul and Saturnalia are definitely up there.
@sarasamaletdin4574
@sarasamaletdin4574 8 жыл бұрын
No it was a separate holiday but there was a overlap with how some celebrated it.
@bosniakedisniksic
@bosniakedisniksic 8 жыл бұрын
No, Because Christmas was not a holiday until the Romans started to practice Christianity. The elites wanted to convert the masses and absorbing holidays and traditions is a good way of doing it. It's not a new thing. The Arabs already had a tradition of fasting and holding festivities before Muhammed and Islam came around. In Latin America, Christianity absorbed some attributes of Native religions.
@therealoldnosey8689
@therealoldnosey8689 8 жыл бұрын
Does this only happen in the city of Rome or the entire empire?
@Legocraft4598
@Legocraft4598 8 жыл бұрын
Rome was the centerpiece of the festival, but other places might have hosted smaller versions
@MrCristianposso
@MrCristianposso 6 жыл бұрын
Imagine something like the Oktoberfest, the one in Munich is the real deal but in other places in Germany and the world it gets celebrated as well in a smaller scale.
@brianmerion
@brianmerion 5 жыл бұрын
I would conjecture that Abu Zooz is correct but I have no source
@imnotfitz
@imnotfitz 5 жыл бұрын
pyropulse don’t be rude to someone who only wants to know more about the world.
@georgecampos1453
@georgecampos1453 5 жыл бұрын
No its also probably known as Christmas to you.
@leoc5473
@leoc5473 5 жыл бұрын
This is literally just thanksgiving, Christmas, and Halloween all wrapped together
@Pyotyrpyotyrpyotyr
@Pyotyrpyotyrpyotyr 8 жыл бұрын
The goddess of ops was special. Special ops.
@ragemaster0587
@ragemaster0587 7 жыл бұрын
Go to your room!
@BlackMasterRoshi
@BlackMasterRoshi 5 жыл бұрын
Don't
@sabrinapratt6686
@sabrinapratt6686 5 жыл бұрын
Pyotyr Young .
@ngolokante7805
@ngolokante7805 4 жыл бұрын
Wow
@judebreheny3925
@judebreheny3925 4 жыл бұрын
Boooooo!
@Dantick09
@Dantick09 8 жыл бұрын
Io saturnalia! I give you the gift of reading my comment
@DasNichts79
@DasNichts79 8 жыл бұрын
Io Saturnalia! That is exactly what I had prepared for you! Enjoy this comment!
@based_prophet
@based_prophet 8 жыл бұрын
Cyrus Cheng io saturnalla
@Petr75661
@Petr75661 8 жыл бұрын
Io is the ancestor of lol
@confusedcossack2885
@confusedcossack2885 7 жыл бұрын
Every year you give us the gift of us not having to read your comment but now you give us the gift of having to read your comment!? I am insulted by this gift! Hmph!
@Noone-rc9wf
@Noone-rc9wf 7 жыл бұрын
Bilbo swaggins Yeah!!! Fuck that guy! And to think I actually gave him a brand new Toga last year!
@warpedreality7988
@warpedreality7988 8 жыл бұрын
Is it just me who gets a shock of intense happiness every time he sees a new Historia Civilis video?
@nahuatl3092
@nahuatl3092 8 жыл бұрын
Romans had the best holidays.
@Rabbit-uc5kg
@Rabbit-uc5kg 6 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there.
@skril733
@skril733 5 жыл бұрын
@@Rabbit-uc5kg What did he do?
@Rabbit-uc5kg
@Rabbit-uc5kg 5 жыл бұрын
@@skril733 It's a reference to the Audrey Hepburn movie Roman Holiday. Good watch.
@yaruqadishi8326
@yaruqadishi8326 5 жыл бұрын
Holydays you mean. Salvè Tepio 7777777
@user-hx2vt4on4i
@user-hx2vt4on4i 5 жыл бұрын
The vatican still does it involves under age kids ...oh how harmless
@Whoami691
@Whoami691 4 жыл бұрын
I love the spirit of this festival, for a short time there was no distinction between elite, commoner and slave. All were equal under Saturn and it was marked with food, wine, games and all sorts of fun. Seems like a great festival.
@karthikparameswaran7813
@karthikparameswaran7813 3 жыл бұрын
And on the same day Nero(54--68 C.E.) in 64 C.E. married a slave who recently became a freedman. Yikes!!!
@Quethan1
@Quethan1 2 жыл бұрын
0:50 guess one of those guys didnt feel like wearing a hat lol
@JohnnyDogs1978
@JohnnyDogs1978 8 жыл бұрын
Going full festivus for the rest of us! Congrats on your channel getting some of the recognition you deserve. Love your channel.
@lextalionis9642
@lextalionis9642 5 жыл бұрын
"There is nothing new in the World except the history you don't know." - Harry S Truman
@karthikparameswaran7813
@karthikparameswaran7813 3 жыл бұрын
Rightly said.
@akrybion
@akrybion 8 жыл бұрын
Can we please bring back Saturnalia? Sounds way cooler than Christmas
@saldownik
@saldownik 8 жыл бұрын
With gladiator fights?
@akrybion
@akrybion 8 жыл бұрын
saldownik Only if we let women and dwarves fight too! #equality
@irongeneral7861
@irongeneral7861 8 жыл бұрын
Sure. Why don't we restore the Republic of Rome while we're at it?
@sickal2365
@sickal2365 8 жыл бұрын
Let's have public wrestling matches instead.
@Olivia-ot6up
@Olivia-ot6up 8 жыл бұрын
Let's follow the Roman Pantheon again!
@emperoraugustus4005
@emperoraugustus4005 8 жыл бұрын
today's holy days seem boring compared to this
@davlor86
@davlor86 7 жыл бұрын
holidays like Oktoberfest are still quite cool
@xaph5575
@xaph5575 7 жыл бұрын
Ave Caesar Augustus!
@Hassenboy
@Hassenboy 7 жыл бұрын
But virtuous
@kvltizt
@kvltizt 6 жыл бұрын
Hassenboy Who cares?
@richardkillings7623
@richardkillings7623 6 жыл бұрын
"Holy"
@hazorg16
@hazorg16 3 жыл бұрын
this became my comfort channel. it's my 3rd time rewatching all the content. love all of'em thank you
@janAlekantuwa
@janAlekantuwa 5 жыл бұрын
I celebrate Saturnalia every single year and I would like to wish you, albeit very belatedly, IO SATURNALIA
@calvinware7957
@calvinware7957 11 ай бұрын
Not me coming back to this video & years later laughing my as off about the goddess of the ops
@Telsion
@Telsion 8 жыл бұрын
*is editing video* *watches on KZbin* *sees this video* ah.... fuck it
@Telsion
@Telsion 8 жыл бұрын
What did the Mexican boy get for christmas? My bike even better timing XD
@Kenneth-p6j
@Kenneth-p6j 18 күн бұрын
Happy Saturnalia All!!!!
@TempleofBrendaSong
@TempleofBrendaSong Жыл бұрын
IO SATVRNALIA for Brenda Song 35 (2023)
@wardafournello
@wardafournello Жыл бұрын
Kronia,the celebration was held in ancient Greece in honor of Titan Kronos and Titaness Rhea. it took place on the night of the 12th day of Hecatombaion,(at the beginning of summer). On the day of the feast the slaves had a holiday, they could sit at the same table with their masters and in general they had more freedom, in memory of the Golden Age of the human race, when there was no slavery and heavy work. From the adoption of the celebration by the Romans as Saturnalia, in honor of the Roman Saturn ,Kronia became a noisy festival and days of debauchery.
@Jaunyus
@Jaunyus 6 жыл бұрын
Your videos are amazing. Thank you for your time and effort.
@mat86100
@mat86100 6 жыл бұрын
great to hear about the small cultural quirks of the Roman republic. I love the big battles but sometimes we get lost in the political sphere. More videos like this! :)
@Mr061099
@Mr061099 6 жыл бұрын
>a statue filled with olive oil That has to be the most roman thing in history
@Hodoss
@Hodoss 6 жыл бұрын
Back when "christmas" was cool. No enough dwarves fights now.
@armyofninjas9055
@armyofninjas9055 3 жыл бұрын
Well, it just became Elf Knife Fights when it was modernized for western culture. We have a few every Christmas. Same dif tho.
@sanuku535
@sanuku535 5 жыл бұрын
Saturn Has spoken! Saturn Has come! Bring the wine! Bring the bread! Bring the ropes! For we shall all feast as a one as a free man!
@carolynallisee2463
@carolynallisee2463 Жыл бұрын
In other words, an Ancient roman sent forward in time to now, might be a bit perplexed by the change in dates, but otherwise, be familiar with the carrying-ons in December
@IAmCaligvla
@IAmCaligvla 4 жыл бұрын
Seems like a more enjoyable time than christmas, quite frankly.
@vUrsele
@vUrsele 8 жыл бұрын
This channel is one if the best History channels on KZbin if not the best. Keep it up, your videos are so interesting!
@stevene6181
@stevene6181 8 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad your channel is getting bigger. tis one of my favorites.
@james20603
@james20603 8 жыл бұрын
You have some of the best historical content on KZbin. Keep it up.
@JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski
@JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski Жыл бұрын
we out here partyrocking on this saturnalia. my 5 homies and me, with our cone hats, crouching in an alley shootin dice, sipping heavy, and shouting at fools. we found a crazy bird from parthia or somethin, called a mina bird. it squawks out human words sometimes so we made it king for the day and do whatever it says. after dice and drinks; we're going to stumble into the fighting pits and watch a zebra fight a regular horse in a cage match. maybe swing by a certain temple and try and siphon some of that sacred olive oil out of a certain god's statue. u know just get turnt.
@xelgringoloco2
@xelgringoloco2 8 жыл бұрын
This is fucking lit. Pagans know how to party.
@friesy3518
@friesy3518 4 жыл бұрын
“...it was also customary after the sun went down to host parties to continue the festivities.” Sounds like one big ol’ ancient Roman 7 day bender...
@erikwaterson361
@erikwaterson361 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus, Martial went ham on it with *"Your mistresses cost you nothing: you enjoy them at my expense."*
@Yoshemo1
@Yoshemo1 3 жыл бұрын
I knew Christmas and it's gift giving were derived from Saturnalia, but I didn't expect Christmas cards and those custom fancy candles shops that pop up in malls around Christmas to have their origins in it too!
@genesickler7717
@genesickler7717 Жыл бұрын
Saturnalia did not end Constinine just changed it to Christmas so the pagans would be more comfortable.
@zach2382
@zach2382 Жыл бұрын
@@genesickler7717lies
@zach2382
@zach2382 Жыл бұрын
@@genesickler7717nope nope that’s a conspiracy theory not actual history
@landrecce
@landrecce 7 жыл бұрын
I love this channel so much! Thank you for the knowledge!
@SoleMan117
@SoleMan117 8 жыл бұрын
Merry 12th night! I just did a video talking about the evolution of this holiday...of course, it wasn't as awesome as yours. Always glad to see new work from you!
@ebolachan3451
@ebolachan3451 5 жыл бұрын
gotta say though, the love of nuts during the late end of December continues to today and that fact makes me happy.
@Kurtownia
@Kurtownia 8 жыл бұрын
I love your videos, but sometimes I feel like it's the music that ultimately pushes me to press that like button.
@purpleprinc3
@purpleprinc3 8 жыл бұрын
Yah the presentation is top notch!
@Snout007
@Snout007 8 жыл бұрын
I have 2 things to say. One is bad, and other is good. 1. This video is like christmas present, I loooooove your work. 2. My toaster broke down ( yes, again, to those who are following it's story) so this video lifted my mood up. Thanks and good christmas to you! merry christmas!
@Snout007
@Snout007 8 жыл бұрын
And this was very educational so, really , great moves, Historia Civilis, keep it up
@SuperAwesome10101
@SuperAwesome10101 8 жыл бұрын
benukysz rip toaster
@Snout007
@Snout007 8 жыл бұрын
SuperAwesome10101 I am still hoping that I can bring him back from the dead. But thanks, means a lot. I guess I am just dealing with grief.....
@thatoneguy33198
@thatoneguy33198 8 жыл бұрын
be careful toasters have a dangerous electricity voltage that could instantly kill you...
@thatoneguy33198
@thatoneguy33198 8 жыл бұрын
+benukysz be careful toasters have a dangerous electricity voltage that could instantly kill you...
@AudieHolland
@AudieHolland 2 жыл бұрын
Remember the time when Cromwell (the Grinch) canceled Christmas? Christmas in early modern England were nothing like Christmas that people celebrate today. It was much more like the ancient Roman Saturnalia. You can look up the details but basically a beggar or other homeless person was elected by the crowd/mob as their king. Instead of groups singing carols going from door to door, small groups of people would knock on some stranger's door (usually someone well to do) and demand gifts, food and drink. If the homeowner refused, he was probably boo''d and openly ridiculed and his house pelted with eggs or rotten fruit.
@zach2382
@zach2382 Жыл бұрын
Nope stop lying
@wojtekimbier
@wojtekimbier 8 жыл бұрын
It's almost harvesting season
@pyryleppala7367
@pyryleppala7367 8 жыл бұрын
I will drink from your skull!
@Angryprobedroid
@Angryprobedroid 8 жыл бұрын
Less talking, more raiding!
@ProfessorSyndicateFranklai
@ProfessorSyndicateFranklai 7 жыл бұрын
But my skull is leaky and has holes near the bottom!
@brandonhuynh4528
@brandonhuynh4528 7 жыл бұрын
M’lord
@princepartee725
@princepartee725 4 жыл бұрын
Your money or your life!
@WildMen4444
@WildMen4444 28 күн бұрын
Io Saturnalia! Ave Saturnus!
@frostyfingers3040
@frostyfingers3040 25 күн бұрын
Io Saturanlia!
@ReligionForBreakfast
@ReligionForBreakfast 8 жыл бұрын
Let's put the Saturn back in Saturnalia! #WarOnSaturnalia
@rayanhey2411
@rayanhey2411 7 жыл бұрын
Sound like a beautiful holiday
@plaidpvcpipe3792
@plaidpvcpipe3792 5 жыл бұрын
Io Saturnalia!
@filip999t
@filip999t 8 жыл бұрын
Gambling? Fights between dwarves and females? Partying all night? Bring Saturnalia back! Chrismas are just a lame copy with a lot of formalities and lame songs without any style. #bringsaturnaliaback
@luise.mercadorojas9305
@luise.mercadorojas9305 8 жыл бұрын
#makechristmasgreatagain
@rhomaioscomrade
@rhomaioscomrade 8 жыл бұрын
I bet Roman Saturnalia folk songs involved a lot of sexual innuendos. And nuts.
@limon16025
@limon16025 8 жыл бұрын
Eutychius Raptor So it was like a roman Nutshack
@xoran4863
@xoran4863 8 жыл бұрын
#bringsaturnaliaback
@jmo4262
@jmo4262 8 жыл бұрын
The problem wit hpresents is still the same unfortunatly
@ethanbloch7554
@ethanbloch7554 5 жыл бұрын
We need to bring this back
@maximeselleslagh3878
@maximeselleslagh3878 8 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Christmas was also based on Saturnalia. Knowing this, my favorite holiday now really feels like a European holiday because both Saturnalia and Yule are the ancestors of christmas. So christmas is were Southern European culture meets Northern European culture... Love it.
@merygaspar1525
@merygaspar1525 8 жыл бұрын
how tf Yule is ancestor of Christmas, the scandinavians only had contact to Christian Europe by the 8th century and Christmas is celebrated since at least 354 and some people might have passed one or other aspect of Saturnalia to the day of Christmas (like the exchange of gifts) to replace saturnalia after it ended, but it doesn't really mean saturnalia is "ancestor" to Christmas, its not even on the same day.
@maximeselleslagh3878
@maximeselleslagh3878 8 жыл бұрын
Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine Well at first christmas was introduced to turn Saturnalia in a Christian holiday. When Germanic lands were christianized they would take some elements of the Yule feast. OR do you think christmas trees and the lights decoration already existed at the beginning of Christianity?
@maximeselleslagh3878
@maximeselleslagh3878 8 жыл бұрын
Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yule
@merygaspar1525
@merygaspar1525 8 жыл бұрын
if there is one or other thing they used to celebrate in yule and now celebrate on christmas because the yule was ended, it doesn't mean Christmas was based on yule at all, as i already said, Christmas was commemorated since at least 354, who were the scandinavians at this time period? we have no idea
@maximeselleslagh3878
@maximeselleslagh3878 8 жыл бұрын
Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine And as this video made clear, christmas was celebrated since 354 because of Saturnalia. And later on it was greatly influenced by Germanic paganism.
@weltgeist2604
@weltgeist2604 8 жыл бұрын
Put Saturn back in Saturnalia!
@Mac-xc7pt
@Mac-xc7pt 7 жыл бұрын
Hey, thanks for doing this video! I’m doing a Latin project on this festival so it was nice to see it all condensed. One little thing though, Io is pronounced yo since that’s how they did their i’s in the old days. Thanks either way.
@thegreatmoustachio
@thegreatmoustachio 7 жыл бұрын
Happy Saturnalia, y'all!
@Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa 7 жыл бұрын
IO SATURNALIA
@michaelmoore7975
@michaelmoore7975 Жыл бұрын
@0:45 I see a square-in-the-mud not wearing a cap.
@HoundofOdin
@HoundofOdin 5 жыл бұрын
Christians: Jesus is the reason for the season! Romans: *IO SATURNALIA!*
@HoundofOdin
@HoundofOdin 4 жыл бұрын
@Alex F Personally, I just celebrate Yule with prayers and offerings to Odin Yulefather and the ancestral mothers of my line and ignore the whole Jesus nonsense.
@ExInvaderRay
@ExInvaderRay 4 жыл бұрын
@@HoundofOdin Odin is a Marvel character
@HoundofOdin
@HoundofOdin 4 жыл бұрын
@@ExInvaderRay Odin has been worshiped as a God far longer than Marvel will even exist.
@ExInvaderRay
@ExInvaderRay 4 жыл бұрын
@@HoundofOdin Cope; Christ is King, larpagan
@HoundofOdin
@HoundofOdin 4 жыл бұрын
@@ExInvaderRay Oh Christians and their silly insistence that their God is the only God. Might as well say there is only one star, or one blade of grass. You're just angry that your religion is dying and mine is blossoming again in the garden of your ruin. Deus does not volt, keyboard crusader.
@rodfleck
@rodfleck 8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for posting this. Really appreciate your videos!
@icemario19
@icemario19 8 жыл бұрын
Martial was the original mockingbird, an archaic rapper.
@karlhans6678
@karlhans6678 6 жыл бұрын
that anime girl face makes my wee wee go oui oui
@kenrudd6362
@kenrudd6362 7 жыл бұрын
i love the meaning of it all its better than Christmas because it temporary suspended the class system and i dont imagine romans in this way ,it adds humanity to them and makes it that much more sad that there gone from history
@GreatSwordNH
@GreatSwordNH 3 жыл бұрын
I like the poem-writing tradition! I'll try that this year with my gifts.
@pepperVenge
@pepperVenge 11 ай бұрын
5:35 Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
@TaaKissa
@TaaKissa 7 жыл бұрын
It's that time of the year again.
@russelltodd2833
@russelltodd2833 3 жыл бұрын
Bad gamblers on Saturnalia: “I’ve lost more nuts than a choir of castrati!”
@hampsterdanny
@hampsterdanny 8 жыл бұрын
Let's bring back saturnalia as a warm up for Christmas
@bich224
@bich224 8 жыл бұрын
I love your channel, happy saturnalia
@HannibalBarcaRTW
@HannibalBarcaRTW 7 жыл бұрын
This made me happy, looks very fun and can imagine everyone having a good time :)
@davebowman9000
@davebowman9000 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, too bad Christmas isn't more like Saturnalia and instead we're stuck to hanging out with family and being drunk on eggnog for a day. A frat-level week long bender sounds epic
@imcintyre01
@imcintyre01 6 жыл бұрын
Gives new meaning to black OPS 2
@thegeneralissimo470
@thegeneralissimo470 Жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice a non capped person at 0:47?
@vesteel
@vesteel 8 жыл бұрын
Make Saturnalia Great Again Edit: Hello 2018, Io Saturnalia!
@vacatiolibertas
@vacatiolibertas 6 жыл бұрын
IO SATURNALIA
@pine_9356
@pine_9356 6 жыл бұрын
IO SATVRNALIA
@TheShadowOfMars
@TheShadowOfMars 6 жыл бұрын
Io Saturnalia!
@juliosunga3530
@juliosunga3530 5 жыл бұрын
u still have, its called Christmas
@April_a26
@April_a26 5 жыл бұрын
@@juliosunga3530 Christmas is lamer
@Kaadilac
@Kaadilac 4 жыл бұрын
Welp I guess its time to rewatch every single one of your videos several times over for a week till I get bored.
@seiban8455
@seiban8455 7 жыл бұрын
Spec Ops, the grain. "There are rows, men like us must harvest."
@siggyidkidc7847
@siggyidkidc7847 5 жыл бұрын
the way you said "earthenware vases" it sounds like you are the kind of person that would not appreciate such a humble gift from Marshall!
@bertlyte3471
@bertlyte3471 8 жыл бұрын
Nice Seinfeld reference. Love all of your roman videos. Subscribed
@patrickneary8446
@patrickneary8446 8 жыл бұрын
Happy Festivus!
@Prometosermejor
@Prometosermejor 8 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this channel. I definitely say that it is one of the best in youtube. For sure!
@Toxo
@Toxo 8 жыл бұрын
This is a nice surprise to wake up to
@theleetworldbest
@theleetworldbest 3 жыл бұрын
How Grinchus stole the Saturnalia - a play by Livius Andronicus
@ognjengaric2687
@ognjengaric2687 8 жыл бұрын
"HA! TAKE THAT CHRISTMAS!"
@michaelkraus8407
@michaelkraus8407 8 жыл бұрын
Nice Christmas special, can't wait to see what you do for next year!
@Guardsman--ku9wi
@Guardsman--ku9wi 5 жыл бұрын
IO, SATURNALIA everyone!!!!
@n0denz
@n0denz 8 жыл бұрын
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