Historically Accurate Pocahontas

[@Flashgitz]

Oi oi lads! More Historically Accurate right here bruv kzbin.info/www/bejne/fl7Tf3mJo9B1qrc

[@JacquesBermonWebster_II]

hi

[@MDE_never_dies]

Racism is fine as long as it's agsinst huwhites

[@Kingstersreejit]

😂😂😂😂😂😂please do a series of this perticular video

[@MrSen4lifE]

"Indian" just meant anywhere outside of Europe, hence "WEST Indies", versus India to the East. *India* is the name given to the country *by the British occupiers*. No one would have been expecting the Taj Mahal. "Historically accurate" -- you didn't even bother skimming wikipedia. Also all your British dudes are clearly just traced off how Nazi Germany would draw Jewish people, so, you know, that's really cool.

[@AFHSpike]

white man bad

[@B_eatngu]

You can't imagine Smith being an attractive Englishman until that eldritch abomination shows himself.

[@tomedy_official]

Why do they always make us British people ugly

[@stitch3486]

Looks like a mutated dr eggman and the first guy looks like Gordon Ramsey if he was born in the upside down from stranger things.

[@desertproductions9545]

This made me laugh in my car too hard

[@hotcosby4249]

​@@stitch3486just your average English man

[@stitch3486]

@@hotcosby4249 yep

[@thebufman]

That gun cocking is so menacing, and yet his teeth are the most terrifying part

[@AnananasFanta]

Most Indians were massacred

[@gabrielcoolidgebird1752]

Even the girl is so traumatized

[@GoldenLamentation]

Probably his breath

[@dracofalconis7865]

😂😂😂

[@Nathaniel-o3v]

As a Brit im offended.... Where was the cup of tea?

[@GameBoi-hr8fh]

These must be northerners

[@Nuaheal]

It had not yet been stolen from China

[@Ming1975]

@@Nuaheal 😮h yeah, that's where they got tea crazy.

[@DesertFox1993]

​@@Nuaheal You mean "traded"? 😉

[@PFGFrankly]

Well water was near. It's basically survival at that point

[@acashasha]

I had to go brush my teeth after watching this.

[@JadeTheIdiot184]

Lmao

[@Red85Fox]

Same, but I have to brush 3 times a day.

[@shiraufas9813]

😂

[@paulpanter4941]

Same😂😂😂

[@Ninjacow222]

I also brushed

[@sleepyjoe1942]

Love how everything else is drawn in a cutesy art style while the Englishmen look like they’re from meatcanyon

[@Not_Dashy]

Meatcanyon would made them worse 😭

[@whatsup5914]

​@Not_Dashy meat canyon would have made it to where Rolfe woulda been slowly either shedding or actively pulling his teeth which would also each have a creepy parasitic loveçraftien nature to them

[@pusheendalimitsofgeneva5816]

I'm pretty sure that's a Spanish conquistador (helmet and armor kind of give it away, not to mention the stereotype of conquistadors being highly attracted to the natives) Edit: FUCK HE MENTIONED BEING FROM ENGLAND

[@dylannecros3636]

​@pusheendalimitsofgeneva5816 did you not even watch the video all the wat through before heading to the comments? He mentioned being English like 10 seconds in.

[@pusheendalimitsofgeneva5816]

@@dylannecros3636 Did you not even read my comment all the way through? I edited it after I realized he mentioned being English

[@morsz7544]

This is a certified "Run while you still can!" scenario.

[@JayC2k08]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@vexial12]

Whites really are so gross when you think about it

[@Nerdtendo6366]

“ELLO DARLIN” was delivered with such passion

[@boombombam3780]

I could really feel the teeth hygiene being neglected with this performance

[@erainmartinez8175]

Scary

[@thelegosmithy161]

Took me too long to realize the Taj Mahal is in India, these mfs went the wrong direction for that. Coulda gone right instead of left lol

[@JohnMiller-zr8pl]

😄

[@markleehouston]

i swear he said poppet

[@MarkMatshkalyan]

👹ELLO DARLIN👹 killed me

[@I.no.ah.guy57]

Him cocking the pistol is when I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

[@Sarah-gp3xh]

That "Sun...?" Killed me, the poor little girl.

[@Animegirllover837]

Your corny kid

[@DrDolan2000]

It got much worse, but they probably can't show it

[@codyhuffman2265]

@@DrDolan2000 💀

[@ultramb6206]

not you bro but the girl is💀

[@turtlehermit6047]

They kidnapped the girl and paraded her around England till she died.

[@blitzwinger999wright6]

“Ello darling” Dumbledore said calmly.

[@Vonshey]

Underrated comment

[@ShockWaveT.F.P]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@didybopintitys]

“Ello Puppet”

[@mapmap101]

PLSS 💀💀

[@ivettrivera5306]

​@@Vonsheynah

[@eagle5547]

She is probably the most normal looking character they have made in a long long time...

[@gdubsterz1238]

Cause shes poc...duh.

[@ndkxkckckc]

​@Dont_click_this_profileeok

[@labcat6759]

what about the handsome englishman?

[@basilikum69]

@@gdubsterz1238 weirdo

[@GamingWithHajimemes]

@@gdubsterz1238 Because it contrasts with the awful looking brits for comedy. duh.

[@donniedarko444]

A Brit in Spanish Conquistador outfit? Got it.

[@TheSatisfiedPig]

That's what he wore in the movie.

[@AlexGreat87]

yes, you should take all flashgitz videos very seriously

[@AnonCommenter-k5m]

r/whooosh

[@supasek7597]

เธอมันเป็นเครื่องแบบของทหารในยุค ศตวรรษที่ 17

[@mikeduff2070]

most the ships the brits used to make it to americas were spanish vessels

[@gothpunk702]

Us Brits can only dream of being as handsome as these two gents.

[@gdubsterz1238]

Yeah Im sure Henry Caville is jealous.

[@Helloiamme77]

This is mental trauma

[@theordoretheshark]

Am I okay cuz I think Brit’s are usually way better looking than us Americans

[@ignacio3890]

​@@gdubsterz1238 The emperor it's a well know anatolian

[@LordAlvastar]

​@@theordoretheshark How the fuck? Most Americans born here are descended from the English, Scots, and Irish. How the hell can we be less attractive than the Brits when we are the Brits?

[@Polowun2]

I love how he just got sunburned so hard he turned into a mutant strawberry 💀

[@whywasiborn851]

It’s accurate tho

[@SittingDucklord]

Can confirm, I’m a Brit and the sun turns me into an eldritch strawberry

[@Animegirllover837]

Get a job kid

[@codyhuffman2265]

@@SittingDucklord So you travel? Cuz there's not one of those in E N G L A N D...

[@LarsonPetty]

The struggle is real. As only the second generation born off the boat from Ireland since 1916, this story checks out.

[@levicreed1517]

That man needs to be paid more, he put his damned mind, body, and soul into that beautiful ELLO DARLIN' line

[@WolfgangDoW]

That line killed me

[@ZeCertifiedIdiot]

​@@WolfgangDoWit killed my ears 💀

[@thecoolcutlefishYT]

Hey look up "just another murder monster" is a great SCP

[@Balls_on_Chin]

a true brexit geezer

[@Betooo]

That's the gaming terrorizer for you 😎

[@ericacosta5709]

For those who dont know Pocahontas was like 14 when john smith kidnapped her.

[@valentijnrozeveld3773]

They didn't kidnap her for sexual reasons (though i cannot say such things didn't happen to her while they took her)

[@urgae9125]

@@valentijnrozeveld3773kidnapping a child then marrying her seems to be a bit contradictory to that

[@valentijnrozeveld3773]

@@urgae9125 Well they took her to force the natives to their demands right? John Smith isn't even the one who married her. The other John married her but that happened a few years later.

[@Projolo]

You are wrong John Smith returned to England in 1609 and Pocahontas got capture in 1613 at the age of 16 or 17

[@markyer3996]

John Smith didn't kidnap her, read up on your history

[@jettwilliams239]

I dropped dead when he just appears next to her “ELLO DARLIN”

[@RetroLobe]

I guess it's just part of the culture now to not only hate where we came from, hate our own country, and if your white hate your own race. People outside of the western world looking in make fun of us all these concepts of self-deprecation to our own people is a strange concept anywhere else in the world besides the Western Hemisphere.

[@Chucky47th]

Yeah he came way out of left field idky they made him into a creature from the backrooms but that shit was funny asf

[@Hellanga]

😂😂😂 same

[@jabejadden]

i don’t think you actually died

[@kactus1889]

I was NOT ready 😂

[@timeweoya]

I think lil Pocahontas is the most normal drawing of a character I've seen on this channel

[@FerrousPrime]

Right??? Just a normal person. Kinda cool!

[@kaysontran6266]

Meatcanyon X random 14 year old who draws cute anime girls

[@eritas4330]

…… I mean… she kinda bad- YO ITSA JOKE

[@DannyrusK]

​@@eritas4330😧 brother?

[@ari1758]

@@eritas4330stop

[@kieranhawes1528]

"ELLO DARLING" was the last thing she ever heard as he had gone deaf. Also I love how cutely she says "sun" that wad just Adorable.

[@mr.cauliflower3536]

oh shit, is she 13?

[@justamoth7307]

@@mr.cauliflower3536bro?

[@thatonedude6247]

​@@mr.cauliflower3536old enuff

[@TheLastofUsLive]

Bro you liked how a dude badly changed his voice to sound like a girl and said sun😂

[@DoomWasHere349]

Bro, she looks so innocent 😭

[@adyorvanderlei4767]

They forgot the part when she was 12 years old and was entertaining them by doing cart wheels . Yes that's the history.

[@CiderVG]

That's Actually pretty wholesome And then nothing bad happened to her afterwards Edit: ok, people don't know what sarcasm is

[@XantheFIN]

So this is actually famous pedophile british even Disney made movie of?

[@eveillanderson]

what's the history on the ages of her father's wives (plural)

[@testofplaces]

@@CiderVGOh no. I hope you were being sarcastic. She got forcefully married to him and kidnapped. She spent many years in England and when she was finally allowed to go home, she died on her way there.

[@littlefish2944]

What is cartwheels in this context?

[@cringefailtastic]

"nah,Theres no way he's considered handsome by any standards" * *Chernobyl Nosferatu shows up* * "ok nevermind"

[@magnevagen889]

That is the best description i have ever heard

[@Fakan]

Excellent band name. XD

[@cranburrey]

Now I know why artists back then would straight up draw them differently than they normally look like 💀

[@samdavenport4604]

"Chernobyl Nosferatu" I am actually laughing out loud at that, that's the funniest comment I've seen in a while 😂😂😂

[@foxxy_6635]

Чернобыльский Носферату😂😂😂😂😂

[@AllietheArcanine]

Pocahontas' design is so precious

[@happyface9645]

Because it’s historically accurate lol she was 10-12 when they met and she was 16-19 when she was kidnapped and 21 when she died

[@AllietheArcanine]

@@happyface9645 fair

[@nodeloliver6201]

​@@personexistingnot Dawg, that's a whole child... don't make me get the woodchipper.

[@personexistingnot]

@Somethinginmycomputer 😈

[@personexistingnot]

@@nodeloliver6201 😈

[@jackson78207]

Why did Rolfe look like he was gonna bite Pocahontas’s head off 😂

[@marlonwebber4952]

@@jackson78207 looks like he was going to shoot her first!😂😂😂😂

[@J0LL1B33]

Bro is literally turning into a ripe tomato by the fucking second. 💀

[@Beardedragon873]

736 likes and no reply let me fix that

[@Cheeseguy2974]

904 likes and only one reply lemme fix that (and he's the most ripe tomatoe i have ever seen)

[@greggamign2036]

Relatable

[@skythedragon7897]

I mean it's not wrong

[@WonderOfU-in7ou]

that Indian looking FINE!

[@DeadBore]

From a Brit, that “ELLO DAHLIN” was way too fuckin real-

[@pyrrhicvictory6707]

Reminds me of Russel Brand.

[@Nosakima]

Straight up 😭

[@LunarCatKan]

FR tho ngl I've only ever heard creeps say it 😭😭

[@stilinskiins150]

Funny as fuck 🤣

[@skorzalonsdale4426]

I get the point, but still feels kinda racist

[@traumatizedshark8747]

As an englishman myself, i can confirm we do not have whatever the fuck a "sun" is in Britain

[@jeff-the_really-funny_meme_guy]

what's a sun?

[@quandaledingle3517]

What’s a Britain

[@psyraxx39]

It’s like this big glowing thing in the sky, not that you’d know what that is

[@jeff-the_really-funny_meme_guy]

@@quandaledingle3517 crumpet factory

[@Somedude389]

What's a fuck?

[@pingvin420]

i was fully prepared for him to say: “my name is jonathan joestar”

[@Imnotaphsyco]

John Rolfe is his stand

[@Monkkie]

“Biblically accurate Englishmen don’t exist they can’t hurt you” Biblically accurate Englishman:

[@F.O.U.N.D.E.R]

I am not afraid of anything, but that thing It scares me

[@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063]

😂

[@cringycarrots3939]

HE AIN'T HERE IS HE?

[@insaem7550]

@@F.O.U.N.D.E.Rit scares us all

[@insaem7550]

@@cringycarrots3939I hope not

[@TheAnish01]

I wish with all my heart that all Englishmen spoke in the same manner as this gentlemen today.

[@melaniabladeofmiquella]

That is the most stupid wish I've ever heard, what are you 5yo

[@TheAnish01]

The reply is concealed?!

[@Jamez-jl5mw]

By my honour I shall adapt to this manner of dialect.

[@sandydancer187]

Eww no

[@TheAnish01]

@@Jamez-jl5mw I'm very much delighted, in your sincerest words.

[@kaiserredgamer8943]

"Sure glad we don't have one of those in England" 💀

[@narrgamedesigner2747]

tbf global warming sorted that problem out... xD

[@like10smurfs.]

I was way lost on that joke until I realized it’s always gloomy or raining in England lmfao

[@ifirespondiamstupid7750]

​@@narrgamedesigner2747Not really 😂😂 its still cold asf here 😂😂😂

[@Skyscraper2015]

What? The sun? Sorry about that dude.

[@JS-ol4dx]

​@@ifirespondiamstupid7750wdym the 34 degree summers are now RED ON THE MAP!!!!! THEYRE RED NOW!!! WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!

[@snowball6538]

Historically accurate……with an Englishman dressed as a Spanish conquistador portraying the arrival of an Italian………super accurate

[@jchristHeckYeah]

The sheer aggression in John Rolfe’s *”ELLO, DARLING!”* sends me.

[@TheDeppertLasseVogt]

I laughed so hard at that.

[@jimtekkit]

British rizz

[@mythos2490]

@@jimtekkitas a Brit I can confirm I have seen people try to rizz others up by just crawling up from the depths of hell, aggressively scream “HELLO DARLIN’” and ask for directions to the Taj Mahal

[@christisking835]

Yo we got the same profile

[@jchristHeckYeah]

@@christisking835 what is good my fellow jesus

[@Red_swaggy_lizard]

She looks traumatized 😂

[@Paranuui]

Just wait a few years

[@gamigams]

I would be to

[@adamoutulny2345]

Appropriate reaction for encountering the british for the first time in her life

[@danben6956]

She will be when she gives birth to his child...

[@carpediem9750]

Better despicrion of colonización proces

[@blueberry-rj2cr]

I love how completely normal she looks compared to everyone else

[@Retro_ac]

That’s called Englishmen

[@j22563]

That's the joke

[@StAjoraGames]

Aside from poking the dead racoon with a stick? IDK about you but I prefer my racoons alive when I mess with them.

[@evilairion7872]

Nice profile picture.

[@alan0004]

​​@@Retro_acf you can be even consider those things as men

[@RattifyRBLX]

Johnathan seems chill af fr.

[@Noobish_Camper55]

World's most beautiful Englishman without a doubt.

[@smvml89]

I'm guessing you are ignoring Henry Cavill

[@j.t8529]

​@@smvml89hes Kryptonian not a Englishman. Learn the difference

[@hikarotk5831]

​@@j.t8529😂😂😂😂

[@sol-dono1235]

​@@j.t8529bro really thought superman was English 🤣

[@tazzerdevil98]

@@sol-dono1235 remmeber how they spoke english at the start. england colonised krypton too

[@spino9119]

that girl is probably the most normal person that flashgitz have ever make ever 💀

[@SelfConcentrate]

Yesss

[@Pariadi-ui4vq]

Ong 💀💀💀💀💀

[@aprilhart4810]

anything to get the upcummies of appearing anti-racist by being anti-white 🤷‍♂

[@posterpaster1980]

Yea she looks very cute compare to the rest💀

[@fuckyouv2fromultrakill]

​@@posterpaster1980thats how you get the little kids to say "ayo" 500 times over even though its not funny anymore

[@0ctalpus]

I like how he sounds British but is dressed as a conquistador

[@SmartyPantsDash]

Historically accurate tho

[@its_amarysso]

wha

[@its_amarysso]

​@@SmartyPantsDashwhy?

[@patriotenfield3276]

@@its_amarysso Traditional 16th-17th century battle uniform. ever watch English civil war ?

[@tsunami729]

Virginian here. That actually is historically accurate of British explorers. They assume, after hearing how the Spanish dealt with the Aztecs and Incans, that the natives don’t use gunpowder, so armor became useful again

[@TobyOliverHenryFan]

Honestly, that Brit looks better than a lot of Americans. Plus, he's fitter than any yank. Also, WHERE'S THE TEA!

[@sreefpeach6619]

As an Englishman myself, I can confirm that we do not, in fact have have one of those balls of fire in the sky.

[@AMorphicTool]

And that is indeed a good looking gentleman.

[@skyrider8765]

Yes

[@drcocbloc1615]

All we have is the eternal drizzle

[@ethanberndl4428]

As an Englishman myself, I can indeed confirm that Johnathan Smith is the country's most well-reknown model. His friend is rather dashing too, I must say.

[@sebastian114]

I did consider going on a trip to the UK in the fall... now I might have changed my mind how are the women over there?

[@thenoiseisgaming_69]

@@sebastian114 spotty

[@MortonCammar]

@@sebastian114they pale in comparison to Johnathan smith.

[@sebastian114]

@@MortonCammar Guess Ill stay in Sweden then just to be safe you know?

[@andreijmchannol6959]

Dashing?

[@TonyTheTostone]

I’ve never heard someone put their very soul into any voice line like that “ELLO DARLIN!”

[@Big-D-Luffy]

hopefully they don't look like that

[@ruutjormun2262]

GRIFFITHHH

[@maddysky7351]

I was ur thousandth like

[@JaymeRambo-eq2jb]

This is probably how the natives saw the British colonizers

[@TheARKMimic]

John Smith died in 1631, one year before construction started on the Taj Mahal - probably why it proved so difficult to find.

[@hannarose96]

God damn he died the year it was COMMISSIONED. Buddy you missed it by a long run

[@terrykaufman9413]

It’s a reference to how Columbus dumb ass took em the wrong way n ended up west and not east. Also why native Americans don’t like being called Indian lol

[@Rough_rider29]

And then he dares to call it historically accurate.

[@nightmarexgaming120]

@@Rough_rider29it is historically accurate. Don’t you know John had knowledge of the future but didn’t realize the Taj Mahal had not yet been constructed

[@manimjam7126]

​@@Rough_rider29 me before clickbait: healthy person, full of Me after clickbait: drug-induced alcoholic no-life This comment was made by the time-wasters gang whose apathy's a tragedy, and whose boredom is a crime, anything and everything, all of the time

[@StrWrsNrd_34]

"I'm glad we don't have that in england" The clouds and rain were his shield 💀

[@ifardedandshidded5519]

Nah they’ve just got a giant football in the sky

[@louisprice3675]

@@ifardedandshidded5519 You mean a giant soccer ball?

[@TheActualMars]

@@louisprice3675 IT'S BLOODY FOOTBALL LAD!

[@louisprice3675]

@@TheActualMars Tell that to 778 Billion dollars of discretionary spending, Limey. 69% of NATO's budget is from the U.S.A, It's soccer.

[@TheActualMars]

@@louisprice3675 r/iamverysmart

[@TheNicolevertone]

Smith burning to a crisp in seconds was dead accurate.

[@pumpkinpatch5]

I managed to burn in between two thunderstorms. We definitely have a knack for it. 😂

[@DeadBore]

Absolutely, I could get burns from moonlight

[@AnneTheBananne]

I rolled my sleeves up for two minutes and i got a wicked sunburn on my arms

[@smickothesmickest]

Wtf how cold is it in europe to be getting actual BURNS in India

[@thilsiktonix]

@@smickothesmickest weeeeell... - this is in North America or the USA, not India - Europe tends to get a lot of rain and cloud coverage; cold does not always equal lack of sunlight (and, subsequently, _sunburns)_ - it's just white people tbh 😭 I only take a few minutes to get sunburnt as well, it's just us being awful under direct sunlight 😂

[@maurycyflet117]

Historically accrate yeah. There was no Taj Mahal back then.

[@robertgould1345]

They point that out in the full video

[@your_local_lucifer]

As an actual Indian i started crying when he asked where the Taj Mahal is

[@xaviTOUSSAINT]

Cry laughing or crying crying

[@your_local_lucifer]

@@xaviTOUSSAINT Yes

[@xplitegaming8295]

Bro was about to take it back home 💀

[@shannond1511]

I hope you really do mean Indian and not Native American, as it doesn’t help our case if we call ourselves Indians like *they* did

[@your_local_lucifer]

@@shannond1511 Yeah I mean Indian as in the Asian country India, calling Natives "Indians" gets way too confusing

[@bathtubmeggee7751]

The most polite depiction of British teeth ever recorded (The replies have formed into a solid mass of hate towards the British and I am so happy)

[@spidersinyourventilationsystem]

enh needs more... orange

[@dowkinners4106]

Did you know that statistically Brits have better dental care and hygiene that Americans? 😂

[@brose-bg3ks]

@@dowkinners4106did you know that statistically a person is less offended when they don’t take KZbin comments seriously?

[@rosennaallen7912]

​@@brose-bg3ks😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sh12pen]

​@@brose-bg3ksdid you know that statistically, 1+1=3

[@hampter562]

“ELLO DARLING!” Dumbledore said calmly.

[@tw1ststrpe216]

Copycat. Someone did the same comment 4 months before you.

[@DeathWatchChampion]

And that's the guy she married in real life too lol

[@angell4499]

I love how I can find this joke almost everywhere 🤣🤣🤣

[@LtsTalkAboutit]

The gun right after the question is wild! 🤣🥴

[@kirah3219]

Omg. Pocahontas must have been absolutely terrified and traumatized

[@gerardoelias4946]

And it gets worse 💀

[@sebastianmoore4494]

@@gerardoelias4946very very much worse

[@shaneregan7745]

Oh boy you have no idea.

[@sheikhu1039]

​@@sebastianmoore4494 wait what??

[@JEMurl]

@@sheikhu1039 she was 12-15 at most! They rraped her continuously

[@jakedebruin2246]

It’s historically accurate that all settlers looked like sleep paralysis demons.

[@uncanny3637]

That's what being in the sea for months straight with scurvy does to mofo

[@liamcomam2787]

According to Jews yes. The bad white man yea?

[@foxboiunknown320]

We americans tolerate the school, obesity and political trashing hecause we feel bad for you, yknow its bad when you need a gold crown to take attention off the yellow teeth

[@shiverarts8284]

@@uncanny3637 they came here to kill themselves. God and Jesus were both dead.

[@shiverarts8284]

@@uncanny3637 imagine the northwest passage as a skit. The Inuits be looking at settlers like, where they going?

[@iltiziochecommenta]

This is the most horrific, and yet funny thing I've ever seen

[@DarkDomain0001]

-DONT READ MY PROFILE- 😮😂👽☠️👺😂🎉

[@EmperorTerran]

What is the joke?

[@WOODSLD80]

@@EmperorTerrancan you not read? A more historically accurate depiction of the English taking over native areas

[@Celestial_Reach]

right lol

[@Zanadu42]

Biblically accurate British people

[@novo121]

POV: Englishman saw sun for first time instead of clouds and rain

[@SmileytheSmile]

What does that POV add to your joke?

[@adailydrawingmustache4604]

​@@SmileytheSmileIt re-contextualizes the joke as to make more humor. If they'd have left it as just "Englishman saw sun for the first time instead of clouds and rain", it would have instead sounded like a direct retailing of the video and no humor would have been gained. It's not exactly a masterpiece of humor, but who expected it to be. Of course, it could have also simply been phrased differently. For example; "Englishman seeing the sun for the first time instead of clouds and rain". But their wording works just fine and in addition contextualizes the joke faster than most rephrasings. Just ignore it if you don't find it funny, goofy ass.

[@novo121]

​@@adailydrawingmustache4604Exactly. Thanks dude

[@toutcool_17]

​@@adailydrawingmustache4604I found the joke funny, but the POV in this situation doesn't add anything to it, in fact it doesn't even make sense. POV (Point of View) is commonly used in memes and such to refer to a situation in which the imagery is supposed to represent a specific point of view (to understand it better, this perspective is like a first person in videogames). It works under certain conditions, it is not a word that makes the joke more funny as you are putting it to be.

[@adailydrawingmustache4604]

@@toutcool_17 I respect your tone, however. It does. In the phrasing it creates an entirely new scenario in which you are witnessing a British 'person' see the sun for the first time, but not necessarily in the videos context. This is the recontextualization I was talking about. I don't mean to be excessively rude, but this really isn't that complicated. I'm confused as to why I had to explain it twice. I've already written too much on this topic to the point it's comical itself, thus I will no longer be responding to this discussion even if anyone else responds.

[@MungoFishing]

I love how she was poking a dead raccoon with a stick

[@tloumafia3189]

why?

[@Fullmetalballsz]

@@tloumafia3189rabies

[@pbee.njayay444]

@@tloumafia3189lol Pocahontas was a child when John Smith met her, and this accurately portrays her as a child poking a dead animal with a stick

[@RubyRedAllOver]

​@@pbee.njayay444ya

[@commonrare132]

Dinner lol

[@dr.coomerclone146]

“Have laws been invented here yet?”

[@Hacjul]

"Thats exactly the crux of my question"

[@Lefty1800]

Pocahontas nervous, Yes

[@burningshine5524]

Laws existed for thousands of years prior to that, imagine that

[@Neukend]

@@burningshine5524 🤓

[@stansman5461]

​@@Lefty1800"what about age of consent?"

[@EternalEmperorofZakuul]

Thank God the Bri'ish don't exist... Because if they do, it proves that we live in a godless universe

[@staramas1733]

John Rolfe is a sleep paralysis demon

[@QueenVampire90]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@deathshadow533]

U know Smith isnt lying about his handsomeness when John shows up

[@life_is_a_myth]

😂😂😂

[@pusheendalimitsofgeneva5816]

And that's called mogging

[@StriderStryker]

People who don’t know Pocahontas: 😂 People who know Pocahontas: 💀

[@melissawardjohns220]

😅 exactly 😭

[@domvasta]

John Rolfe was searching for that pochahontussy

[@kingace6186]

Disney tried to make this seem like it was romantic🤮🤮

[@carlburgess4235]

Well technically she met 2 different Johns. One when she was very young and then the other which she married when she was older. Pocahontas also became her tribes Ambassador to England with the John she married.

[@MoxxiLeione]

​@carlburgess4235 she was forced to marry John Rolfe. That "other John" is the ugly SOB in the video, and she was forced to change her name to Rebecca. Also "ambassador of her tribe" was their nice way of saying she was a side show spectacle for people to come look at. She had no political power or say in any colony policy with her tribe.

[@Kili175]

The moment you realize she marries john rolfe in real life and john smith in the movie😭

[@ssjgogetta]

"I'm an englishman and considered quite a handsome one at that!"

[@lis4926]

😂😂😂

[@ErikVRed]

Most handsome Englishmen

[@knvxxx]

He is indeed handsome for an Englishman

[@madero-jb5ri]

@@TheOmegakix They already did. Look it up.

[@Le_Forbidden_Jaguar]

he looks like those very red hot dogs

[@longwlenguyen4214]

Mine word that the most realistic depiction of an Englishman I ever seen, bravo to you sirs.

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@zrty6512]

@@EEEEEEEEE

[@Exipher222]

What

[@HappyDragneels_page]

except its wearing a spanish conquistadors outfit....

[@blackearl7891]

​@@HappyDragneels_pagethat was normal for that era. The traditional red coat used by the brits doesn't occur until the willaimite wars and its not adopted by the British as a whole until the mid 1600s.

[@NellielGrimmjow]

" *ELLO DARLING!!!!!!* " Said it so aggressively...

[@duyson5632]

*click

[@NitroMemes]

“ *ELLO DARLING!!!!!!* ” *Dumbledore said calmly…*

[@HORRORINFINITE]

Dumbledore said calmly:

[@sefariz3538]

poor Indian girl was just poking a dead raccoon

[@ALucas73]

It usually is said that way. More a form of abuse than an introduction.

[@spawn2414]

"EEEELLLOOOO DARLINNN"

[@OFAATAnimations]

That’s enough KZbin shorts for today

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

Don't watch meatcanyon that's worse Waaaaaay worse.

[@poyomen1819]

​@@nehemiahpouncey3607it's not worse, its art, just art

[@OFAATAnimations]

Well now I have to watch it!

[@OFAATAnimations]

Shouldn’t have watched it…

[@baronvonpickles]

@@OFAATAnimations 😂

[@duskmoon181]

"ELLO DARLIN!!!!" I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Christina_BumbleAndZag]

LMAO

[@tiahnarodriguez3809]

That part took me out 🤣💀

[@lordofpidgeons]

It made me jump lmao

[@andykinc1896]

Had me on the floor🤣

[@12eeno29]

FOR REAL SAME

[@angelsworld6682]

Pocahontas is the most normal and cutest character in this video.

[@Scroooge]

Astute observation

[@gdubsterz1238]

Yeah cause shes a poc.

[@mono9702]

I think on this whole channel…

[@alexmartin6561]

@@gdubsterz1238 Oh yeah, they sure care about that when they did the aladin parody.

[@haroldp.sadwood1181]

​@@gdubsterz1238Ah yes because Flash Gitz are very concerned with their depiction of minority groups and definitely aren't stuck in the gamergate era

[@NeroTheBoop]

Omg, Pocahontas is drawn so cutely

[@nikifora.738]

I like that they green screened real Englishmen into the animation

[@alanroberts6663]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@daviddagnall5931]

Good job they didn't pick an American they wouldn't have made it out of high school

[@jabiraidan]

amazing our looks get so much flak considering yanks tend to cream their knickers over us...

[@lokuajc]

​@@jabiraidanthe only thing we like about brits is the accent.... That's it... I've never once in my life heard anyone say otherwise..

[@jabiraidan]

@@lokuajc Creaming knickers is an action, its not a spell that needs incanted. But alright, Jude Law, Henry Cavil, David Beckham, Robert Pattinson, Daniel Craig, I could go on. All englishmen americans seem to find attractive.

[@KloWnV]

"ello darlin" Rolfe said calmly

[@GhuppyLord]

Copy and paste 😢

[@vaporwingfauxmcloud1190]

​@@GhuppyLordyour entire life is copy paste so what's the point? You waste your own time whining 😂

[@KloWnV]

​@@GhuppyLord suck an egg

[@RandomGuy-zc6ko]

ELLO DARLING 😂 fucking hell my ear drums mate.

[@kronosinvader121]

"Biblically accurate John Smith can't hurt you" Biblically accurate John Smith:

[@trippingman121]

More like historically accurate honestly

[@kronosinvader121]

@@trippingman121 my bad

[@joaovictor3312]

My favorite story in the bible POCAHONTAS lmao

[@cashw55]

That English believed the bible was historically accurate 😆

[@SkylarTrahan]

Did you really steal a comment and then repost it as your own?

[@AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa]

they did not need to make Pocahontas so precious looking and then ol JONATHAN look like a roasted turkey with mega cancer

[@pancakegibbs5429]

It's accurate if you know the story/history behind it. She was a kid at the time and they were cooped up on a boat for several moments.

[@Kmmlc]

@@pancakegibbs5429 There was also never anything romantic between them. That's just Disney being Disney. In reality he went back to England, she married a settler and had children with him. She visited England later, met John again, got sick and died at sea.

[@problyannpc]

Also they made her do naked cartwheels when she was about 9 for entertainment so...

[@alecstewart8084]

Yes. Yes they did

[@tashacooper1753]

@@alecstewart8084which makes me feel bad that she is seen at fault for how the natives fell that if women were less nice genocide wouldn’t have happened

[@jamesshepherdson5578]

Dear fucking god that fucking "ELO DARLIN" GOT ME FUCKING DYING

[@vergil-__]

it's so aggressive

[@_ThreeStrikes_]

Same and this comment made it better

[@lonelyandstonely]

1k likes and 2 comments? Let me fix that (Im a cancerous commenter)

[@ecirocil0533]

It’s so unnecessarily beautiful

[@keithgaming452]

ELLLLLLLO DARRRRLINNNNGG!!!! 👹👹👹

[@Tom-jy6mc]

a.k.a modern British tourist interacting with local human population

[@Rozaz175]

The way she said "Sun?" Literally give me a cuteness attack.

[@dante1d12]

fr bruh

[@coolbeans5992]

Fr

[@MadMax-jq7mm]

Alright bro

[@echo.3962]

nga actually just admitted to having a cuteness attack

[@Og.AlkoRL]

18+ version coming soon

[@drumsonsnow]

Nice to finally see someone animate British people to be more flattering than in real life

[@magnusgranskau7487]

Nice racism bro

[@watsonismydog6122]

@@magnusgranskau7487British isn’t a race

[@Thechosenone22-s7n]

British isn't a race😂​@@magnusgranskau7487

[@thepassismyname4476]

@@magnusgranskau7487 liking your own comment is crazy

[@a.b.5983]

@@magnusgranskau7487british isn’t a race..

[@mphdesigns19]

I love how he keeps getting progressively more red lmfao!!

[@geg765]

Love the Spanish armour on an English man, super accurate

[@hfderhgdthgf4989]

Glas I'm not the only one to knotice.

[@edible_poison8508]

Thank you! I know the film has many (many) other inaccuracies but like come on...

[@Dagfari]

There's very little 'historically accurate' about this.

[@joxemik]

And that's not all, it was the Spanish who were looking for India. The English arrived later and already knew that India was on the other side of the American continent.

[@Dagfari]

And on top of everything, the conquistadors weren't so bad compared to the governors that came later - they made alliances with the coastal tribes after they heard the inland empire (the Aztecs) was capturing members of other tribes and doing thousands and thousands of human sacrifices. Their Christian religion told them that these human sacrifices were made to demons, and the practice must be exterminated. Later on, when the conquest was finished, the governors began to institute slavery and other brutal means of control. But that didn't stop the settlers from marrying local natives and starting families together.

[@WitnessesSay]

Bonus points for actually making her a child

[@devonm042690]

...What else did you expect from something labelled 'historically accurate'? That combination doesn't deserve bonus points, just due credit.

[@WitnessesSay]

@@devonm042690 ok.

[@namerer55]

@@devonm042690overreacting a bit, inni’t?

[@TheKorenji]

​@@namerer55Me agree. It look like over reaction.

[@jhypyro]

@@namerer55 there's no overreacting to calling out such a dumb comment

[@I.LUV.CRAYONS]

John Rolfe was a jumpscare 😭🙏

[@Yes22466]

at first i thought his mustache was his hair

[@michaelberringer8595]

My friend is his great great great grandson XD

[@Catzster]

🧌 rad

[@rl9217]

“And considered quite a handsome one at that!” “Debatable.” John Rolfe: ELLO ELLO ELLO, WHATS GOING ON HERE THEN? “Okay, it’s believable.”

[@Potatocrime24-7]

John Ralph was a beautiful man sir.

[@dantesteward4251]

John Ralph looks like a mutated turnip

[@Caroline_9877]

​@@dantesteward4251alright

[@lucashow7730]

​@bastiat4855a rotten one maybe

[@dragonslayer3552]

Hmm now makes me wonder how does a really ugly Englishman looks like by these standards...

[@alli222_official]

“ELLLO DARLIN” IM CRYING

[@nuclearhazard1-1]

“ELLO DAHLIN” had me dying for no logical reason 💀

[@beebo-cat]

The 'ELLO😂😂 my belly hurts

[@IndexInvestingWithCole]

No logical reason? It was a joke

[@nuclearhazard1-1]

@@IndexInvestingWithCole I thought it was just an impersonation

[@Iamathing_]

"Dumbledore said calmly"

[@Mr.Skits94]

ELLOO DAAARLIN!!!! 😭😭😭

[@SavantPete]

Bro went from a 2/10 to a 7/10 in seconds 😂

[@nisimabekasis6482]

it's all about the scale

[@RetroLobe]

I guess it's just part of the culture now to not only hate where we came from, hate our own country, and if your white hate your own race. People outside of the western world looking in make fun of us all these concepts of self-deprecation to our own people is a strange concept anywhere else in the world besides the Western Hemisphere.

[@Alizudo]

​@@nisimabekasis6482 Too true

[@ms-abominable]

TWO?????????????

[@hoodini.k8070]

@@ms-abominableyup.. it’s got a mouth 😂😂😂

[@CannabisCat]

No jumpscare warning could warn me enough for these guys 😭

[@kwalton8688]

Why the hell does Johnathan Smith and John Rolfe look like they were designed by MeatCanyon

[@jeanrodriguez2078]

They worked with meatcanyon before

[@yazmenakamura6750]

So why the Hell is the Native American Girl looking Normal, while the two Englishmen makes the Art of the Brothers Grunt look more appealing to the Eyes?

[@jeanrodriguez2078]

@@yazmenakamura6750 huh

[@joedirt8870]

​@@yazmenakamura6750 the English come from a rain island with a history of malnutrition and inter breeding eventually you end up with bloodborn dlc DNA after a few sister wives

[@Flufflord_Puffball]

​@@yazmenakamura6750common joke Americans make about brits

[@Randomnamepoop]

He had quite. Bug nose for someone who was peobably riddled with syphilis

[@melonmode4128]

Can't tell if that "ELLO DARLIN'!" was a greeting or a threat

[@Incisirs]

i was both

[@Morty400two]

"ELLO DARLIN" Dumbledore roared with a wave of calmness to put to rest even the most ferocious waves

[@Starry._2_.2]

"ELLO DARLIN" Dumbledore said calmly 800 likes is crazy

[@TheIzzlzzy]

“ Dumbledore said *calmly* ”

[@TrueHelpTV]

haha fuck

[@GreedyMemeGoblin]

The movie; "HARRY-DID-YOU-PUT-YOUR-NAME-IN-THE-GOBLET-OF-FIRE!?" The book; "Did you put your name in the goblet of fire, Harry? " Dumbledore said calmly.

[@braxtonbate2333]

He’s not British he has white teeth