CONFESSIONS OF A MAFIA HIT MAN: Max "Joey" Kurschner The Hit Man Tells The Ugly Truth PART 1

[@so-what5991]

This guy tried to kill me when I was a kid. My parents ended up forgetting to bring me on a huge family vacation on Christmas. And this guy and his partner were going to rob our house. Luckily I had boobie trapped the whole house that they perfectly fell for every time... I remember he came close to biting my fingers off but my new friend who I originally thought was a killer hit hom with a shovel you wouldn't expect to do anything but luckily it worked.

[@jacuzzi8898]

Alen Cato I would advise you to swing paint cans down from the stairs next time. Worked for me.

[@Guap303]

😂😂

[@66slade]

Home Alone mf???

[@therealbraindawg]

Yeah? Did you also get touched by Michael like Macaulay Culkin, stupid? Fucking BOO.

[@7brokenribs]

Alen Cato at one point did you look at a picture of your brother’s girlfriend then say “woof”?

[@RichbUKDE]

For a Mexican wrestler he has a suspiciously American-Italian accent.

[@johnsradios484]

Richard Baggaley he’s got a nyc accent for sure.

[@AC-94_da_Rap_Arsonist]

@@johnsradios484 nah thats more Italian than NY

[@jerichosamurai]

Anthony Campbell the NYC accent is similar to the Italian accent because of the high number of Italian immigrants.

[@AC-94_da_Rap_Arsonist]

@@jerichosamurai seems similar but not close atleast to Italian accents are alot more thick

[@jackdaniels2586]

Anthony Campbell lmao....he is from nyc. he has a nyc italiano accent. he literally talks about his jobs in nyc...before he talked about it, i can tell he was from lower east side area.

[@davidsharrock9536]

He likes the swivel chair.

[@housearrest9124]

He’s like “this chair is awesome” in his head

[@rts4133]

The Hamburglar loves the swivel chair

[@slivic83]

Shit i like the swivel chair. I also like the rocking chair.

[@fuckyourmother1960]

David Sharrock I love swivel chairs I have fucked many a pussies in swivel chairs

[@behindyou702]

Pointing this out makes him look goofy 😂

[@Crucio_Occidere]

"Its none of my business" . Kills 38 people .

[@DevilishHatred]

so do military everyday and they are told its not their business. were all puppets in this world, just depends on who you listen to and the way your perceived and categorized scales accordingly.

[@DaveThaBossDTB]

@@DevilishHatred This is the most realest thing I have ever read. Straight facts. You did not quote anyone or anything. Straight from the human soul. It is all about perception. If you convince a bunch of people they are depressed they will think they are. This is why perception is so big.

[@sendnudes8004]

*makes a statement* Flies over your head.

[@natudavis8092]

...he's a hitman...

[@Okay1k]

LOL

[@businessnik]

Why does he have to have the accent we all expected?

[@graeme1709]

LOL exactly what I was thinking

[@battheman777]

despite popular belief, stereotypes exist for a reason

[@Porthin]

I thought that way too

[@Porthin]

Like vito from mafia 2

[@bigmac7077]

He’s a italian nigga

[@jesseclifford7365]

Boss: “Hey Joey, is that the same coat you wore in that interview?” Joey: “What interview?”

[@mrlordsnooty]

Jesse Clifford 😂

[@mursuka80]

WHACK!

[@l3tt3rbox]

Ctfu!!

[@mcgruff157]

@@mursuka80 vittu

[@mcgruff157]

@@mursuka80 varastit nimenk

[@irish_soldier1248]

This interviewer tried really hard to get an emotional response out of a paid hit man

[@Waterflow07]

Very hard😂😂

[@jhonconpan574]

Thanos Car ok why suck there dick

[@josephpa05]

Pretty Generic interview

[@subzero8679]

He got him to laugh once.

[@autismobinch135]

He kind of did when talks about killing the 3 people as revenge for his wife

[@ValhallaSaint]

“They didn’t break it big enough” Quote of the century.

[@MichaelJackson77-d6l]

🤣🤣🤣

[@chrisjenkins203]

You know I always feel so lucky when someone breaks my neck but they don’t break it “big enough”. It really burns my biscuits that they can’t do the job properly. So, after that, I go and show them how to do it the right way…

[@codiefitz3876]

“I walked up behind ‘em and I shot ‘em in da backadahead...”

[@duke3250]

Badaboom. Ayyyy. Gobless.

[@so-what5991]

And his fada killed tree guys

[@brandonpaavola5634]

Dey gonna knock sumbudee

[@matiuhs]

I was loling

[@lln8020]

The biiddd😂😂

[@HakunaYoTata]

"what would happen if you bungle a job" "I'd be dead" "have you ever bungled a job?" facepalm

[@AlphaQHard]

waddaryu an idiot?

[@KaiMax_23]

and later in the interview "only 3 rules, you don't kill a man in houses of worship, you do not kill a man at home in front of his family, and you do not torture a man" "do you torture him?"

[@A5h3n.]

@@KaiMax_23 :l

[@bobby9192]

“You cal him a criminal, to me he was my ol man” Interviewer: “what did he do”? “He killed tree guy”

[@lukejap11]

I am groot

[@Valrax]

@@lukejap11 Nah cause his old man there killed tree guy!

[@flammenwerfer9645]

@@lukejap11 Lolol

[@natevelasco8368]

@@lukejap11 lmaooo

[@jorgevencespizzakiller933]

matthew mcpeak Tree Guys what he killed the Gardners ?

[@TayDays1128]

4:37 “[My old man] did the best he could with what he had. He had it, we had it. He didnt, we didnt. He tried, what more could I ask him for?”. Always admire that family respect.

[@kennypowerz1267]

Nothing to respect when you live a life of crime.

[@alfresh7128]

@@kennypowerz1267 stfu a crime is a crime no matter what stealing lieing for personal gain is a crime just like our poliction make up laws for us to die suffer for personal gains

[@AbsurdistAgent]

“Your father was a criminal.” “Well YOU call him a criminal but to me he was my old man.” “What did he do?” “He killed three guys.”

[@phinix424]

I was gna quote that 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@durtydean8430]

*Tree guys

[@PicaPauDiablo1]

@Big dookie we absolutely don't have Free Will. Are you kidding? Just put Free Will in KZbin and look at anything from Sam Harris or any neuroscientist

[@PicaPauDiablo1]

@Frederick Röders exactly

[@DoufWag1000]

“Tree guys”

[@MarkArandjus]

Jesus, that bit about the revenge for his wife alone is like an entire plot to a movie.

[@maxrider672]

Law abiding citizen is kind of the same. Awesome movie 2

[@MarkArandjus]

@@maxrider672 Well, first 10 minutes of Law Abiding Citizen :)

[@IVDestroyerzzVIJc]

Mark Arandjus John wick

[@popacap21]

the fucker deserved it. kicking his wife whos pregnant? smoke all the fuckers.

[@jackburton6330]

This is the plot to a new movie out called Galveston.

[@stelley08]

FBI were waiting for him outside of the studio after the interview... but he slipped past em all with a fantastic disguise

[@AxiomaticDemon]

well laws are actually set in place for journalist to interview present criminals, journalists do not have to report any evidence they find to police, even if they know the criminal.

[@steveent5319]

Yea slipped right past em in true hit man disguise, CIA..... also other comment is correct, journalists don't have to divulge locations, cause the one guy took him 2days to find and interview Osama Bin Laden, they were high fiving, pot after pot of chai' tea, even got a couple lap dances from Burkini bitches I heard..., but on the record, no one could find him at all, what and stop the billions in bang bang boom bucks, i don't think SO ;)

[@joshhacker3926]

He prob turned on the mob the cops don't put him in jail if he rats

[@joshhacker3926]

Nahom Negussie very true , plus he's acting like hes still available for hire! So they might have just arranged this interview like they did with bin laden.

[@stelley08]

@@joshhacker3926 not sure if you got the memo regarding the fake ass bin laden interview...

[@staygold5280]

Interviewer: “So, would you say that killing people is incorrect?” Hit man: “That is correct.” Smfh lmaooooo

[@mitchellgardner2193]

Sometimes i do things that are not... correct.. to.. do.

[@TheUmbrex]

bada bing bada boom

[@lafete6863]

Hahahaha you're an idiot bro

[@kelzpinero9293]

"Ayyyyyyeeee"

[@yeezywesty3651]

Nice

[@Diabolicalppp]

Bapiddy Boobiddy

[@Diabolicalppp]

@Cory G Shotim in da backaduhead, no reason, get paid, ya doo it.

[@martinmcguire8598]

Killed 38 people and then joined Slipknot

[@JEFRINT29]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@mexicandeicide1459]

Clever

[@Unpopularopinion1960]

Lol

[@carlosmontano8491]

@@JEFRINT29 wtf you have my last name

[@JEFRINT29]

@@carlosmontano8491 you're fucken with me.....right

[@thewoolycontacts]

Best interviewer ever. Non bias, no judgements.. just straight conversation and questions. He contained his own emotions and morals when he could. And just let joey speak.

[@trip.6499]

Lol he ask the dumbest questions

[@KINGKONG1OO]

he asks basic questions and I'm pretty sure this is fake, the guy's admitting information that would make it incredibly easy to find him. His Dad went to jail, he got married in 1958 and he grew up in a foster home.

[@LetsBuildWordPress]

@@KINGKONG1OO See I thought this too... I think he was giving away far too much info... but who knows, maybe he's just not that bright! lol

[@MikeJones-gs7sl]

@@KINGKONG1OO if it's incredibly easy.... Find him...

[@ayashin19]

@@LetsBuildWordPress info for what if they really wanted to bust him the interview would have been a set up

[@walterc5502]

"You ever shot anybody with a long range .22?" "Well yes, ofcourse. Who hasnt." -David Susskind lol

[@greenwil]

Technically speaking, the "R" in 22 LR stands for "Rifle." 🤣

[@moustachinho9014]

Joey: "you dont torture them" Interviwer: "Do you torture them?"

[@crazymike8057]

If you pretend he's wearing a silly crow costume the video becomes much more fun.

[@joeleliaskivi9029]

Lmao, you ruined this!

[@justinhudson1919]

Omg thats hilliarious

[@shaneybhoy2154]

I cannot unsee this

[@seheadhunter50]

Stick to memes and girl jeans. This is a bad ass not from your gay generation

[@nobullshit9721]

He could have probably wore an more appropriate mask lol

[@sciencenate]

“What happens if you bungle a job?” “I’m dead.” “But... what if you gave it your best?” Are you kidding me?

[@joeduce2752]

Nate Hill .flat bullet so it's hurts.man this fuc is nuts.joe my name joe

[@woswasdenni1914]

“I’m dead.” "did you ever bungle a job?" "no" (obivisously)

[@followthegrow108]

@@joeduce2752 bot

[@dudeonew148]

The most surprising and scary thing to me is that serial killers like this one are the most silent and calmest persons in the world.

[@ronl.4524]

He wouldn't be by definition considered a serial killer. Subtle but important differences.

[@rolandomendez6059]

He’s not serial killer

[@Sh1tzboutagodown]

I grew up around some similar men. They are just people that didn’t have any opportunity or see that they had any other opportunities. People that come from from nothing tend to be more compassionate and loyal and fierce and manipulative and generous and giving. It just happens that this is the way they make $. It’s so normal when you are in that type of environment especially when you basically are being intentionally or non intentionally groomed. This guy would literally kill for you if you were his friend…….I’m sure most of you reading this have no clue what it feels like to receive that type of love and loyalty. Most of your “friends” wouldn’t lend you $100 or come to your help in a fight.

[@bradsartin2569]

They broke my neck.. spent 15 months in a hospital But they made one mistake...... they didn't break it big enough.

[@murica9254]

Brad Sartin lmao

[@antekolak7336]

Brad Sartin the

[@lamosos]

This is almost too good to be unscripted.

[@hankscorpio7767]

This guys like a character out of a movie lmao

[@boddared2426]

@@hankscorpio7767 its reality mafia don't like messy jobs

[@CaptainPlanetMoo]

“What about the victims pleas for help?” “I don’t give them time to get the word please out” Lmfaooo😂

[@champsallday40]

That part gets me every time 😂😂

[@motab9981]

What happens if you bungle a job? I’m dead Have you ever bungled a job ? .....

[@FloW_Sweth]

🤣🤣🤣

[@duarte9448]

Lmao

[@sherlockholmes8872]

Have you ever jungled a Bob?

[@CommissarKane]

I think he was a bit flustered talking to genuine killer.

[@dlowjoe2683]

It's called taking and asking questions to see if the persons your are interviewing slips up and then you can call him out on it or not, come on journalism 101

[@eddieberriman8790]

The clues this guy is giving about his past, orphanages, Foster homes, father 3 manslaughters, broken neck ect ect, I'm surprised he hasn't been caught up with long ago.

[@Raised_inthe_80s]

He died in 1982

[@eddieberriman8790]

@@Raised_inthe_80s oh OK thanks for that I didn't know 👍

[@johanandersson3447]

Whats his name?

[@eddieberriman8790]

@@johanandersson3447 Max "Joey" Kurschner

[@MitchellBahamas]

He was shot by a shotgun not too long after this interview

[@INKEDCREATIONS]

A hitman for the mafia named Joey, I never seen it coming

[@leobeenplakker6505]

B K its not his real name. His real name is max kurschner.

[@EzraB123]

@@leobeenplakker6505 Do you know who he worked for? His name sounds Jewish.

[@leobeenplakker6505]

Dane Kunes Yes he was jewish. Ive searched everywhere on the internet to get Some information about max, But cant find much. I came across someone who gave his oppinion about his autobiography : I bought his autobiography when it came out as a mass market paperback (under the title "Killer") in the early 1970's. I was 12 or 13 years old and read and re-read it many times. I also read his other two books, "Hit #29" (which was also reissued as part of the Adrenaline Classics Series) and "Joey Kills." At that tender age, I thought those books were great and took them as the gospel truth about the mob. The initial book, "Joey the Hitman" (fka Killer) is probably a pretty accurate summary of how the nuts and bolts of the mob worked at that time from a guy who had the worm's eye, street level view. But Kurschner, with Fisher probably as a willing accomplice, almost certainly makes himself seem more important than he ever was. He lets on that he was a close confidant of Meyer Lansky, which is pretty dubious, and also claims that L.A. crime boss Jack Dragna was planning on leaving Kurschner his criminal empire but died before he was adequately trained. The idea that Dragna, a Sicilian born old school mafioso, would have considered a Jewish hood as his successor is laughable. According to an LA Times story in August 1954, Kurschner was arrested for attempting to extort $75 from B movie actor Lane Bradford by offering to "forget" to serve Bradford with legal papers involving a divorce. Pretty small time stuff and less than two years before Dragna's death. "Hit #29" seems authentic enough for the most part, and is a good read, but the third book, "Joey Kills," reads like a screenplay for a bad 1970's crime drama, with scenes that either completely contradict parts of the first book, or are ludicrously contrived, or both. Ultimately, I think Kurschner was a knock around guy who did some hits, some muscle work, some bookmaking, numbers running, drug dealing and other miscellaneous scams, probably like a lot of street level mob guys of his era. Tough and smart enough to make decent money from time to time, but not enough to hold on to it or get into anything really big. Ironically, the books he did with Fisher, probably one of the few legitimate money making ventures of his adult life, may have been his biggest score. As Fisher pretty much concedes in the forward to "Joey the Hitman," Kurschner created a persona that was somewhat moralizing and self-justifying, and a mob world where nobody got hurt unless he deserved it. I suspect that in reality, like most mob guys, he exhibited many of the characteristics of a psychopath: self centered, lying and manipulative, unable to empathize with others, parasitic lifestyle, etc. And at the end was a pretty pathetic cat.

[@EzraB123]

@@leobeenplakker6505 Thanks for that explanation man. I'm Jewish and do some charity work every now and then for Jewish communities in Brooklyn. Like Brighton Beach area mostly but other places in NYC. Tbh they have a lot of the same inner city problems that you would see in any other community. Shootings, drug abuse, etc. Kinda defies stereotypes tbh.

[@M3yeR969]

BlackN Yellow I read the book and could never find any info on this guy.

[@mr.v7244]

looks like a level 25 hitman

[@alexabplanalp4455]

Mr. V but his old man was a level 35 boss

[@mr.v7244]

@@alexabplanalp4455 thats how mafia works, as a boss you cant hire other bosses to do your work, they are either hitmen or underbosses , this guy is a hitman

[@michaelfleming4994]

Lmfao

[@23igna]

@@mr.v7244 The boss is Al Pacino

[@eval_is_evil]

Elusive target

[@michaeln2768]

this guy got married and I'm still single.

[@etherealcatholic5711]

God Zilla LoL

[@wickedwuzie5128]

It's not that great

[@etherealcatholic5711]

Wicked Wuzie If you marry the wrong woman it freaking sucks.

[@emilewilmar4919]

He made her an offer she couldn’t refuse

[@xxxxxx-lj3wc]

He made her an offer she couldnt refuse

[@Chelz12]

That’s the real nyc. Both interviewer and the interviewee.

[@michaelcavallacci2945]

100%

[@michaelcavallacci2945]

At one time the baddest place in the world

[@Will-dn9dq]

The killa joeiiiiyyy lol. Yup old school

[@jordandoshier9821]

Oo

[@zzxxooooxxzz4964]

Come on really..?? You actually believe that he was getting paid 20K ? I will let everybody know right now that if he had his button (was a made man) the boss's of the families had so many guys around them that were not really earners (turning in the big envelopes) and had to have them quote on quote on the payroll meaning taking home some $$ every week or they would have disappeared soo while the guys who were good with there brain were taking care of their part of the family, the other guys that were real tough guys and we're good with their hands when something had to be handled the boss gave the order and they went out and took care of business like I said if this guy was straightened out he was not getting paid to commit obligations that he was supposed to take care of as being part of the family don't get me wrong every here and there the family may want to have an outsider take care of it for whatever reasons (did not want other family members or other families to know they were involved) and hire a private HiTmaN to take care of the problem but although it did happen it was never something that happened regularly anywhere or anytime... remember that these guys were always looking for a dollar and to me I see no difference here in that interview just now he's trying to make his dollars off fictational stories by selling his book.... I don't want to talk about someone who is no longer around and I assume he is no longer around considering in the interview he says he was married in 1950 something... I just wanted the people who don't know how that lifestyle really worked to open their eyes a bit people who were con artists usually stayed con artists for the remainder of their lives.. 💵💸💲💰💵💸💵💲💰💸💵

[@lordvader479]

Now he gets stoned on Joe Rogan's Podcast lol

[@LoydAvenheart]

wait really?

[@ShitBagSPC]

Lloyd Nix Yup

[@ShitBagSPC]

Jesse Pinkman Lol nah i was just joking

[@h4ze-z5y]

lol good one

[@jacket5674]

Christian A AY JOEY SOME SHMOOK THINKS HES A WISE GUY ERE

[@mikescott7599]

When he opens his mouth he looks like the Canadians from South Park

[@KingLich451]

hahaha

[@nickyglasses7811]

😂😂

[@JJ-rh7id]

lmao

[@arlindselimi5170]

HahahahahH

[@Johnwick-vv4cj]

Kenny?

[@AVENGERSMAN.]

This guy sounds like he came out of GTA: Liberty City Stories

[@POWERMINDS747]

No, GTA Vice City! Hahaha

[@Mw_bill]

Nahhhh liberty city boii

[@ibm3302]

Sindaccos

[@rolandoacosta9946]

Meet me somewhere Nah Its Forrelis

[@ThePlayer920]

Hey, Toni! How've you been? You're looking a little skinny. Has your mother been feeding you right?

[@maxtowers9769]

The thing I find interesting is that some people are saying he's a psychopath, and others are arguing he's not because he couldn't sleep the first time. Personally I'm not sure what I think he is but I think it's important to note that he specifically says he was unable To sleep because he was nervous about things such as the discarding of evidence. This seems like He was worried about himself getting caught not feeling guilty.

[@chrishandsome4267]

We’ll duh

[@demsandlibsareswinecancer4667]

I think it's all b******* because the mafia does not pay people to do hits. Don't take my word for it. Ask Michael franzese or Sammy the bull or any other old mafioso. You're part of the group, you're expected to do work. Otherwise you wouldn't have been made part of the group if you couldn't do it.

[@lonaldmcdonald8907]

You throw up the first time you commit murder.

[@scotthergert1668]

@@lonaldmcdonald8907 not true for everyone

[@scotthergert1668]

he could be a psychopath and he was definitely more paranoid about getting caught than feeling guilty about the actual murder but its hard to say if hes psychopathic kr not because he does seem to have a conscious and makes connections with people but again no one really knows how deep those connections really are

[@Cjpearce426]

"You don't kill them in a place of worship" "Not in front of their families" "You do not torture them" Why do I find that very respectful?!

[@williamreddy4702]

Professionals have standards

[@theotherguy2499]

There not evil like cartel members

[@maskedthecreator1508]

@@theotherguy2499 anyone who kill someone is probably a evil person

[@theotherguy2499]

@@maskedthecreator1508 define evil thats what it's about

[@maskedthecreator1508]

@@theotherguy2499 okay let me rephrase what I said, anyone who kills someone out of malice, wicked, or ill intent. To me that is what Evil is. Do I think this guy is Evil? Kinda. I can understand why he killed those guys that put him in the hospital and hurt his wife, that isn’t evil. But taking hits and killing people as a job is in a way.

[@kirbfx]

Boy he really likes that’ swivel chair. I swear he was going to say “Ayyeee, this swivel chairs aight! I can toin dis way, I can toin dat way. I think Imma get me one of deez!”

[@camsterdam3896]

Grabbing his toes as he spins...😁

[@kutty1k]

PrivateAttorney bruh y’all killin me 😂😂😂😂

[@Larhless]

Casperian 😭😭😭😭

[@kirbfx]

MrDoublehappy 😂😂😂

[@gr1mdarkness145]

This comment made my day

[@Jukelikesgames]

“Dey didnt break it big enough...”

[@BleedFromMyEarsBass]

"Watched em hoit alot"

[@CrabCakes2629]

haunting but respectable

[@yeezywesty3651]

I knew what he meant. But God what a ride

[@austin4700]

I'm fucking whistlen ova hea

[@PatchedThePipe]

"You ever shoot anyone with a long range 22?" Lol I'm sure the interviewer was always blasting folk at the weekends

[@rojas9187]

You never know, that interviewer was old school. Who knows what kind of dealings he might of gotten into

[@ragnarlothbrook4652]

A “long range .22” wtf there isn’t such a thing. Over 60 yards it’s like throwing a f@cking rock at someone

[@looneyrklkk1624]

@@ragnarlothbrook4652 22 is one of the deadliest calibers bud😂

[@ragnarlothbrook4652]

@@looneyrklkk1624 yeah on COD. Wtf are you talking about? 😂🤌🏼 you ain’t hitting shit over 50 yards it’s one caliber above a pellet gun. But don’t listen to the guy that was in the military and has been hunting his whole life. “Long range .22” 👌🏻😏

[@looneyrklkk1624]

@@ragnarlothbrook4652 caliber not the gun dumb ass🤣🤣

[@EAP-TCB]

It’s Joe Pesci auditioning for Goodfellas.

[@RoyArrowood]

You mudda fucka you

[@stevenwheat3621]

Dammit, you stole my thunder...

[@tylergardner2598]

False

[@EAP-TCB]

tyler gardner It’s a joke fucktard,get a clue.

[@cosmoshfa88savant66]

100% :-)

[@jeavonsolis5005]

Joey: "You ever shoot anybody with a long range .22?" Me: "Yeah, who hasn't?" Lol

[@kennethsee6262]

22 lr yaws in the body cause huge tissue damage bleed out fogetta bout it this is why the military went to the 5.56 caliber shoots flatter carry more reloads lighter than 7.6 carry more for same weight. 5.56 is same caliber as 22

[@madmize48]

the wild indian yeah fuck it just pop a few a day

[@Gu1d-0]

wuw ur so fckin badass

[@InVinoVeratas]

^ I thought it was weird to choose a .22LR caliber. I dunno, for someone who is supposedly a professional he was definitely taking his time if he was using a .22LR, they definitely wouldn’t die right away, but I guess that was the point. Only things a .22 is really good for is pest control and hunting, again maybe that was the point, a symbolic “pest control” caliber for “pests” trying to screw over a mafia hitman. Or maybe I’m giving him too much credit and all he had available was a .22 (which I find hard to believe for the time).

[@jeavonsolis5005]

@@InVinoVeratas yeah he wanted them to suffer.... A .22 wouldnt kill them, but shoot em in the knees a few times, that guys not going anywhere lol...not only that, but the caliber of the gun is so small, it wouldn't make that loud of a noise...pretty smart i think.

[@djabdi]

Joey Diaz came a long way lmao

[@georgerichardson8992]

Cock sucka

[@DennisAlexioAndyHug]

Loool

[@icekidt4091]

like a DOCTA

[@joseguerra5724]

Joey wouldnt tell him dick lol

[@Billpickle86ed]

You beat me to it. Stay black.

[@moneyfirst4676]

"my old man put em to sleep" This guy should be in a movie 🍿

[@bigogre7186]

That's Joe Pesci from 'Goodfellas'. I'm waiting for him to go "Am I funny? How am I funny? Am I a clown? Am I here to amuse you?"

[@jortega61924]

Big Ogre the real life how pesci

[@ColonelMarcellus]

It's who he sounds like due to the voice filter. He's too big to be Joe Pesci. But, like you, I keep expecting him to say "they F*** you and the drive through, they F*** you and the drive through! The F*** you in the hospital!"

[@brandonblake0131]

Big Ogre good film that

[@rty361]

IF I WAS TRYIN TO DISRESPECT YA I’D TELL YA TO GO GET YOUR FUCKING SHINE BOX

[@hudsontoo1212]

“Agggggg-agggggg” “Don’t say it...” “Agggg-agggg, JERKOFF”

[@BeardofBeesPool]

I'm gonna go get da papers get da papers

[@JCam151]

Youre a funny guy, you know that

[@40sikarios]

Hey! I thought I told to go fuck your mother!

[@ninjanizzle]

wat da fucks da matta with u? u stoopid or wat? u dont buy anything, ya hear me?! DONT BUY ANYTHING!

[@terellslaughter6567]

😂😂😂😂

[@Aarminmusic]

These comments are mafia golden

[@richgrant4024]

Man, I would not want to cross paths with this muppet.

[@leelee6000]

I know he would, kill you and go McDonald's crazy isn't it

[@davidmolyneux1780]

You wouldn't call him muppet

[@davidmolyneux1780]

@@leelee6000 lee lee I seen you everywhere man

[@TheSerwow]

@@leelee6000 yeahh crazy, like talking to a killert thru the internet.... dont worry bro u don't have to kill me too, I'm just guessing

[@GRIMM2197]

chelaea19 relax dog he’s calling him a muppet Bc that’s what he looks with the mask on

[@johnny56g]

I saw Joey speak at Ball State in 1975 or 76. Still chilling to this day.

[@groznytoe3398]

He dead blown away in Vegas

[@perculated7666]

@@groznytoe3398 who was this? And OP where was he speaking? Did he have a mask then or what

[@brianmunich553]

@@perculated7666 he is talking bollocks

[@populationone1659]

Lying 🤥

[@King5pade]

You sure you seen him?

[@eskimoassasin6764]

Fat Tony left Springfield for this interview

[@SeeDMT]

The kids got spunk

[@theaestheticcactus7889]

Apparently his cousin fit Tony is filling in for the purposes of this interview

[@eskimoassasin6764]

Careful on how many upvotes this gets. Fat Tony and the gang might see me telling everyone who is under the mask. Soon I may be dumped with his yard trimmings.

[@kingkhoilan]

So this is what happened to Joe after the ending in mafia 2?

[@rexrichardson8834]

His name was Max Kurschner, he was gunned down in 1982. He went by the name Joey Black.

[@venicrable]

@@rexrichardson8834 interesting

[@rexrichardson8834]

@@venicrable He got what was coming to him. I always doubt some of these guys stories, about how many people that they killed.

[@humblewonder3260]

Lol real shit

[@TheMobBoss666]

@@rexrichardson8834 how do u know this?

[@A1_Doedy]

Hit man : If I bungled a job I’m dead Interviewer : have you ever bungled a job

[@rty361]

YeAh ThAt OnE BaCk In ‘67🥴🥴🥴🥴

[@roberttrester4030]

Yeah that was a stupid question

[@michaelperez8206]

Idiot

[@BloodyMindset]

U see he doesnt know how shit work lol

[@claireelliot6846]

NAw he killed the last guys that came for him so I'd think he could've had more people come to kill him.

[@patrickbateman2225]

Nice interview joe, now go home and get your shine box

[@yankee2666]

Stupid comment from an obviously stupid person.

[@khambrelmathis6101]

😂😂😂😂

[@henrymartinez2117]

*repulsivley beats your head in with the butt of his pistol* You stupid mothafukka you!

[@blackdiamondA1]

LMFAO

[@1ZosoLZ]

Henry Martinez lmao I read that in Pesci’s voice

[@rwdplz1]

I'm guessing it didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out who Joey was with all those details?

[@vincentrivera963]

I'm guessing a mafia hitman won't give his real name in a fucking interview you idiot 🤦‍♂️😭

[@matr1x83]

Vincent Rivera his name could’ve been Willie “waist band”, Louie “loose lips” or Huey “hold up” if you give enough details, they’ll figure out his real identity........YOU IDIOT 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@Denyy]

I think he’s Louie loose lips

[@9mmSurpressor]

Vincent Rivera he gave details about the jobs he did, the year he got married, his friends, what age he got married at, the incident about his wife getting kicked and him getting his neck broken. He might as well have used his real name because with all those details it’s easy to figure out who he is.

[@chepachii]

Creamy Meme Supreme lol yep,you forgot to ad extremely low IQ to that list.

[@Matt-gs2mf]

That’s how mafia works 💁‍♂️

[@eddiegodoy5120]

*lmao, yeah*

[@olispamaitoo5137]

Fuck u :DDdd

[@kyle1262dk]

Fuck you beat me to it

[@rasaansimmons3918]

Riffn best gang in the usa

[@omnigeek]

lmfao

[@zaynesimon8676]

When an old school hitman seems to be more respect for people than the average person these days

[@MrMerk1991]

Dead on!

[@McBobtheruggaman]

I mean to me this guy seems like a total piece of shit, he doesn't even have respect for life.

[@KMill-xb3uc]

signs of the time... wow

[@ThePlayer920]

One needs to take a life before one can know it's true value

[@McBobtheruggaman]

@@ThePlayer920 No dumbass, once you've you've killed for something besides self defense you don't have respect for human life.

[@purplecrack93]

“If you bungle the job... what happens?”.... “IM DEAD”

[@alerey4363]

ahh the good ol' times whitout cameras in every corner

[@meelo4597]

Juan Fonseca Right lol

[@Noadvantage246]

I was just thinking that, in modern NYC you would probably be spotted on +20 camreas coming up to, entering the restaurant, inside, then leaving.

[@oldgoblin7312]

Things seemed more dramatic and cinematic by word of mouth, but now that we have cameras, we all know that its much more awkward and fast paced when somthin goes down

[@profile2047]

You looking to commit some felonies?

[@squakrock]

N dna

[@shak8791]

Plot twist: They had their original interviewee cancel so they grabbed a cameraman from the back put a ski mask on em and told him to act like hes a hitman. Cameraman went to town.

[@xmillz7073]

🤣

[@nadiadavis7844]

😂

[@hotsquirrel4277]

That’s obviously

[@user-ei9ns9hq6b]

Of course. Why would a real hit man confess to real crimes for a TV show. This guy is obviously just an actor. Sheeple never learn.

[@kenrickkahn]

The Cameraman just was saying things that came to his mind.. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Danhiss29]

This guy's methods would be pretty useless nowadays. Cameras everywhere.

[@StopMoColorado]

Not when he found them in more remote locations, e.g. "Outside his girlfriend's house...in swampland," etc.. But, true, much less doable in the modern Urban environment.

[@d.wil2x]

To an extent.. random killings are the hardest to solve!

[@NikolaisoPaladino]

Dan Hiss unfortunately it’s the truth, technology is to far advanced. Not to mention everyone with a camera phone. The one thing he’s correct on when bullets start flying those who don’t expect will hit the floor in a heartbeat

[@whitestguyuknow]

Yeah a lot of this stuff is only applicable in another time. I've thought about that too how the majority of this couldn't happen and get away with it

[@whitestguyuknow]

@@NikolaisoPaladino" unfortunately"? What the fuck are you talking about?

[@EricHowl]

Imagine how sad it is that the best feeling you ever had in your life is killing 3 men. Children need love and family. Or we become hurt adults. Praise God

[@gotyoubud760]

i mean they killed his pregnant wife. that’s enough to make any man crazy

[@jajajajaitschris1950]

Imagine being a 🐱🐱 and NOT getting revenge for the men who killed your pregnant wife lol 🤡

[@AlwaysDazed]

Not sure if you missed the part where he said those guys killed his pregnant wife. Any man even if he came from the most loving stable family would of sought blood.

[@healthvsfatigue9147]

No brainer! CONTEXT

[@HeartGone-k8q]

So you’re ok with someone killing your pregnant wife and you doing nothing about it 😂 got it

[@Kreege]

$20k in 1975 is equal to about 90k in 2017

[@mauriciorosales3972]

Kreege Not bad to kill for money 🤔🤔🤔

[@merces47letifer4]

And that matters? So you can buy more stuff COOOOOOOL

[@charlescarter4608]

@@merces47letifer4 He gave the equivalence. Nobody said it was "cool". Stop being a douche.

[@Kreege]

@@corqondisplay6743 because 2018 inflation numbers haven't been calculated yet.

[@Bigpyro19]

So true

[@HukeLLL]

“you do not torture a man” “do you rob him?” “nope” “do you torture him?”

[@kingfish9612]

Luke Horner his failing liver made him forget he just asked that

[@DoufWag1000]

king fish damn

[@MDNT3M]

Ye but he said he did inflict a kind of torture on 1 of his revenge killings

[@BrokeSpike]

@@MDNT3M it was all three of them

[@S.Abz0]

@@@BrokeSpike No it was all "Tree" of em

[@g-dub5272]

This is why you can’t be offended by certain stereotypes.......that accent was spot on lol

[@crimsondeath7468]

@Darkzz Lord Lol he is obiosly faking the accent to trow of the cops. Just like jewish run Hollywood do with the "italian" mafia.

[@crimsondeath7468]

@Darkzz Lord thats true but that was in the 30s to the late 70s

[@johnholms8199]

“They made one mistake, they didn’t break it big enough”

[@nicholascerini6267]

He literally said this as I read this comment. It was pretty bad ass

[@vg4655]

I ain’t correcting him just for the 2 minutes after he says that 😂

[@TempleOfBoom]

This guy gave them everything they’d need to find out who he was but his name lol 😂

[@kainfowler3686]

I couldn't believe he said he stayed at a hospital for 15 months for a broken neck. I'm sure that alone could get him.

[@chebhou]

Reminded me "the identity killer" kzbin.info/www/bejne/pX2bamimmr-jp7s

[@slivic83]

This was a different system then.

[@slivic83]

Plus the cops were infiltrating the mob like a mothafucker.

[@bennycostello2472]

Plot twist, all those mobsters used to do that, they all sang all the time.

[@lonzza9069]

Why is this in my recommended 😂

[@lamontmcdaniels322]

same shit i wanna know 😂😂😂

[@ehpa9047]

Bcuz none of ya bidnuz. Capeeesh?

[@Ironman829]

Ehh asshole. Whats yo prublem?

[@keno3155]

Lmao same

[@angryhobo212]

I got a job for ya... 😎😎😎

[@michaelgiannes]

This episode of the Simpsons is weird

[@josephhunt8622]

Good one bro

[@DigitalMenace85]

That shit hit me hard, good shit

[@israelbandzekesytchannel4127]

I know the animation is incredible

[@410kane]

That's mayor Quimby wearing the mask

[@blueapple4044]

This is like putting a face mask on Morgan Freeman and thinking we won't know who it is.

[@jonelle94]

Who is it?

[@deathbywhipple6120]

@@jonelle94took a couple months apparently but people believe this is max kurschner something like tha

[@Hopper-gn2ej]

Like he said later in the interview, he doesn't care whether he lives or dies, he never got anyone put away with his book or interviews, and also wasn't a made guy so he wasn't breaking omerta or anything. Everyone found out who he was a few months after the book was published anyway, because he didn't pay taxes on the book sales and got brought to court for it.

[@trillgates2452]

​@@Hopper-gn2ej. . .so sho was it?

[@Hopper-gn2ej]

@@trillgates2452 His name was Max Kurschner

[@JonathanFrenchGuitar]

And that’s the line they will use in the trailer for his movie. *Screen Fades to Black* “They made one mistake...they didn’t break it big enough.” *Rat Pack Music Starts Playing*

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

Jonathan French sad ending to a movie a shotgun blast then cuts to black

[@bluetooth5562]

Starring Joey "I can't play baseball" Diaz.

[@kenrickkahn]

Rat pack music is playing while they are showing clips of the bad ass shootings and ass kickings..

[@drby0788]

That is a vintage gangster right there. The terminology, the swagger..something mesmerizing about it and I can’t figure it out lol

[@galacticaphant0m]

Don't wet your panties too much

[@OriginalMindTrick]

The amount of movies we all watched...

[@werewolf74]

Dark charisma

[@mhancock17]

drby0788 you said it already lol it’s the accent the terminology all of that lol

[@yahawashiyahawashi6672]

This is you @drby0788 this is who you are. Your honest subconscious. Yet life has led you astray. Your path is a more self-righteous one, as the world would see it.

[@quattro4468]

Joey " Coco" Diaz.

[@seanmcguire7974]

Nope. Wrong

[@loganhensley1042]

Why the fuck would he wear a mask but use his real name????? So dumb. This is Max K

[@troyalexander8228]

CHAZ WIKI WIKI kick that fuckin mule Lee!

[@dominicpettway3818]

I think this is Joey Gallow. I think it is.

[@tfromthasix1956]

Quattro 4 LOL

[@BigToby]

You call him a criminal I call him my old man.. Respect 100

[@butth0le_inspector]

Looks like a character straight from a Grand Theft Auto game

[@gytax01]

Vice city?

[@MrFunnyHandsInYourPants]

heman I came home from work. My wife and baby girl were murdered

[@charlieno7893]

More like RDR2

[@blue_knight4517]

With that suit definately a GTA 3 character lol

[@Thechino231]

Higor Guedes No Joe from maffia 2

[@checkoutmyplaylist6047]

Boss: Was That You on the Interview ? Joey:Silence... Boss:Forgatttt Aboutttt Itttt

[@Masem002]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mitchellcowan945]

I read this in a Italian accent lol

[@Hehawtyragu]

Lol fuck thats gold

[@nicholasb2341]

🤔was dat chu on thee interview, joey?

[@DaBesFish16]

how is this dude not locked up

[@AlphaQHard]

He looks like the sorting hat from Harry Potter.

[@Judgey19XX]

Never could trust that creepy looking thing, now I know why...

[@jontyson6516]

You muggles wouldn't understand

[@jontyson6516]

@Michael Redd Are you asking me out you homo?

[@IAmSamboto]

He’d be like. Listen up you little punk, you’s gonna be in Gryffindor. Capeesh?!

[@Waterflow07]

On god😂😂❗

[@LexLifeRaj]

This guy has a likable personality

[@mayermacher]

you are 20 years older thats weird to say

[@Eleventhearlofmars]

Bet you fuckin hate him 20 years on lol.

[@fisher7636]

Trademark of a psychopath

[@pauleytee8410]

I like his face

[@wmurray003]

He's straight forward, unlike most people. That's what's likable.

[@xmanguapo3557]

Kodak breakfast club interview

[@Rtv1ComCHICAGONEWS]

Lol

[@MiiGUELANGELR]

LMAO IM FUCKING DEAD 😂😂😂😂

[@toonyronny2332]

A hit man and only have 38 lol 😆 niggas in FL have scoreboards meaning they take out the boss.

[@MucciciBandz]

HAHAHAHAH

[@SeekTruth1111]

Smh 💀

[@ThePILUCHO]

Damn, never thought the Hamburglar would stoop so low.

[@auzboi13]

😂🤣

[@imajewilliams5588]

‘’ he killed tree guys ‘’ 😂

[@_Musashi_13]

Hate to be a Gardner in his neighbourhood

[@KamikazeKiid]

Sometimes it took twotree days

[@spongebob9067]

Well at least he killed someone

[@willmill409]

It’s funny most New Yorkers say it like that haha

[@strawclips2626]

Us Irish also say three like that

[@scabbarae]

Am I a bad person for rooting for this guy during the revenge story?

[@mftripz8445]

Nah

[@heroincake9621]

Dud we saw evrithing from his prospective of cours you gone side and like the dud that tells his story's I like him es well

[@tedmccarron]

But then you should cheer when somebody kills him as well.

[@MrJintensive]

He sound like?" He's gone, and ders nutten we could du about it" I'm sorry. GOODFELLAS

[@PabloRomero1991]

What do you mean he’s gone?

[@Djrossi13]

Juan Gallardo “And dats dat.”

[@RaferJeffersonIII]

They whacked him....they fuckin whacked him.

[@wq198mnr]

smarthearts71 yeah, that’s why he got killed. Batts was a close friend of John Gotti, so when Gotti became boss it was over for Tommy DeSimone, basically. Tommy killed Batts and Foxy Jerothe, both close personal friends of Gotti. Burke & DeSimone killed Batts because Burke had taken over Batts’ loan sharking racket. Obviously once he got out of prison he wanted his racket back and Burke was a greedy fuck no way he was going to give it back. It was a combination of things that led to Batts’ death

[@shanecathro5001]

legend has it you have a $50 000 bounty on your head

[@youngmauro12]

6:15 “Ya ever shoot anybody with a long range 22?”... nah man I haven’t

[@DonJefeJefe]

lol

[@nickyglasses7811]

😂

[@papermate19]

😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@ZymixProductions]

In the rib cage, that's where they "hoit" a lot

[@bonnied.writer9820]

😂

[@krakkinem]

This is so unintentionally funny.

[@krakkinem]

@Gra Ra5 I can picture him saying: "You want me to wear dis??? I'll look like a fuckin' mook!" And the wardrobe guy, trying not to laugh: "No, you look great!"

[@peppa7926]

@@krakkinem 💀💀💀

[@harmonyjones8035]

There's nothing amusing about it at all. He's an executioner dressed like an executioner. If you're seriously laughing, you're a moron. But you're not seriously laughing. You're shit-scared. You're pretending to laugh because it makes you feel less frightened. Transparent asf.

[@cedenoanthony45]

He looks like a fuckin muppet 🤣🤣

[@videonikita]

@@harmonyjones8035 get back on the meds bud

[@dbc400]

If you had this guy in your life you would know who he is even with that mask on.

[@greghill1106]

Exactly that's the one thing that makes this seem "off"

[@traeyoung9890]

@@greghill1106 is it real or not?

[@raycyst1294]

only thing Joey has killed is the local buffet

[@rts4133]

The Hamburglar

[@Zarigun]

You killed your mothers will after making that your KZbin profile pic

[@callen.6371]

The only thing chest Rockwell has killed, is those cloths he is rocking.

[@raycyst1294]

KingArena29 when did you get your diagnosis for retardation?

[@christurner527]

😂😂😂 true that hahaha

[@JTPCovers]

8:11 So and so wants sUcH aNd SuCh done

[@skate_or_dylen2176]

JTP Covers worst voice over ever lol

[@JTPCovers]

@@skate_or_dylen2176 - 😂 ikr

[@bad74maverick1]

@@JTPCovers wonder what was said?

[@adubs222]

Haha! Really LOUD & OBVIOUS voice over

[@psilo6594]

@AlreadyWon maybe they didnt blud out his voice enough so thdy just did a voiceover

[@mixz9929]

This is the original angry bird right here

[@randybowen2323]

Mixz funny shit

[@nickv896]

That is fucking funny indeed

[@johnanthony5166]

😅😅✌

[@ExtraterrestrialExcrement]

Wahahahaaaaah,Almost Died Laughin' When I Saw Diz Comment. Holy Fuckin' Shit,Thanks!

[@edvinass3804]

good one!

[@ericklovegoria1267]

Hipsters:” I miss gritty New York” Gritty New York: “I’ve killed 38 people” 😂

[@SlizzardRamirez]

Underrated comment

[@Akanio_Vatheros]

The type of grit we need, 'bout a concrete curb amount of grit

[@adampalagi9423]

"They didn't break it big enough"

[@alexhoran6225]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@cyrusvanbeethoven4626]

3 reasons you'll get the chop. 10:38 1. Police informant. (Stool pigeon) 2. Stealing from your own. 3. Get cocky. Noted.

[@matthewsavoie1506]

Those are 3 of the biggest reasons but also sleeping with a made man's daughter or wife use to be a big reason guys got clipped...so really 4 reasons under their rules. Now, we all know guys have been clipped for anything and everything but when they do the job on the record they make up a story to fit one of the accepted reasons.

[@SSJDREADLOCSTER]

Matthew Savoie Which proves bitches ain't shit. Fuck wit a female who's independent, strong and who wouldn't sleep wit every nigga they see

[@jerrybattle6531]

This is Vlad’s inspiration

[@lhdhtv4249]

LMAOOOO

[@BRISKETandWATERCRESS]

Bro... 😂😂😂😂

[@eargrind]

Haha, good one. Vlad PD interrogation class 101

[@reggbrown5274]

you stop that shh LMAO!!!!

[@Hustleforprosperity]

🤣😂🤣😂💯👌🏽 sooo true.

[@tonsofpieces]

Susskind - "What about the *_pleas_* of men who are dying, what about their begging and their praying?" Joey - "I don't give them enough time to even get the word *_please_* out." ⚰️✟

[@butth0le_inspector]

Hey Joey Where you going with that gun in your hand?

[@quavonmcclellan9989]

Higor Guedes I said I’m going down to kill my ol lady I caught her wit another man

[@wonder_9315]

Hey joey I heards you shot ya mumma downs

[@mgaeeeee9150]

Way down to Mexico way!!

[@colinmcfadin7489]

Omg lmao

[@jamesfowler7473]

Higor Guedes hahahahaaaaa

[@ReasonExtremist]

His name was Max Kurschner. This became public after a tax evasion charge. He was gunned down in 1982.

[@matthewmacdonald5751]

Live by the gun die by the gun I guess

[@BWSrookie]

Or ca use he snitched

[@william187007]

Are you serious

[@ReasonExtremist]

@Double-Edge I see I'm not the only one who knows how to use the internet

[@OGGOAT23]

Max said his father killed 3 guys in North Bronx..can someone look it up

[@saganworshipper6062]

Interviewer: What about their "pleas"? Hitman: I don't give em time to get the word "please" out.

[@patricksebers7160]

I met Max at a hotel mid January 1982. I was there for training at a computer company. He kept asking me to go out to dinner. I kept saying no thanks. On the 20th, he asked me out for a pizza, I declined again. As I got to my room I heard a shotgun blast. My phone immediately started ringing - it was the hotel manager telling me my 'friend ' had fallen. I run out to him to see him on his belly. I rolled him over to see a multiple pellets from a shotgun deader than a door nail. The wound was not anywhere near as gory as you would think. His car was parked so I would have to have gotten in on his side. The take away is when traveling don't go out with strangers...I have no doubt I would have been dead too.

[@Sh1tzboutagodown]

He was hitting on you and you missed the opportunity. You could have been up stairs making love and he never woulda got shot.

[@dylandoggy248]

Wow

[@TheJole88]

Bullcrap

[@d.wil2x]

“My father killed tree men” Anyone ever seen a tree man?

[@rivaldoroberts9966]

I am groot

[@ukoutdoors3022]

Only way you can kill em is with an axe

[@RegulaRegz732]

of course no one seen him, his father KILLED EM

[@SackPotatoGaming1173]

I think they prefer the term Ent

[@wate4896]

Birdman has

[@jaymac27x10]

What a hard working man.

[@nobullshit9721]

At least he’s not on welfare

[@MM-rr1kp]

Interviewer actually asked if he wore a mask to meet at a restaurant to talk a job

[@kjnest]

That was the most ridiculous qustion he asked!!

[@Fatblue246]

@The Drunken Pyro this was back in the 70's cctv wasnt a thing. U could basically just shoot a man in cold blood and if u were careful enough there were no problems because there werent any phones or street cameras to get ya.

[@aliengodproductions8838]

M M lmao!

[@whiskeyopsonps4497]

😆🤣🤣🤣😭

[@stacegeorge8146]

lol

[@2cents-w3m]

You may not know this, but this guy singlehanded killed 16 Czechoslovakians and at the time he was an interior decorator.

[@joshuachambers2829]

Hahahah ehh Uncle Paulie Walnuts!! Lol don’t worry, I recognized the reference

[@lipz4dayz-370]

Let the painter paint