History of Poland | but it's Sr Pelo references

[@KangradGenral]

Polish history in 5 mins is refreshing, also the subtitles Well done amigo 👏

[@TacoBoii]

:)

[@oliwertrzaskoma6959]

Ja jestem polski 😁

[@meintoonthegreatest5334]

@@oliwertrzaskoma6959 mein idol

[@Falastin1956]

KELININGRAD GENERAL HIMSELF

[@CyberFrostPlayz]

Kaliningrad General good

[@that1guy49]

Poland in 1683 : helps Austria against Ottoman empire Austria in 1772 : Die

[@WhyMySisterkeepdoingthis]

Austria is a polish traitor

[@jumpjimcrow6959]

@@WhyMySisterkeepdoingthis Actually Austria offered Poland alliance against Prussia during 7 years war but they refused.

[@Nik_ol_]

@@WhyMySisterkeepdoingthis and Ottoman Empire was the one, who didn't accepted the 1795 situation

[@jaluazaml13]

Austria was the impostor

[@Turagrong]

GERMANY, YOU STILL OWE ME WAR REPARATIONS!

[@InessaMaximova]

So I decided to try my best in depicting what's going on (I had to google a lot because I graduated over five years ago) (There may be mistakes) 0:06 - Legends of Polans 0:11 - 966 AD - Poland takes Christianization 0:22 - 1025 AD - Poland becomes a kingdom 0:33 - idk 0:44 - 1138 - Fragmentation (Rozbicie Dzielnicowe) 0:48 - 1240-1241 - First Mongol Invasion 0:55 - 1326/1327-1332 - Polish-Teutonic War 0:58 - 1320 - End of Fragmentation 1:00 - 1340 - Territory expansions by Casimir the Great 1:04 - 1399 - Battle of the Vorskla River (Bitwa nad Worsklą) 1:10 - 1364 - Akademia Krakowska (Currently Jagiellonian University) is built 1:13 - 1385 - Union of Krewo, Lithuania gets Christianization 1:21 - 1410 - Battle of Grunwald (Bitwa pod Grunwaldem) 1:29 - idk 1:32 - 1569 - Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth begins 1:36 - 1579-1581 - Livonian War (Wojna o Inflanty) 1:43 - 1591-1593 - Cossack uprising (Powstanie Kozackie Kosińskiego) 1:49 - 1605 - Battle of Kircholm (Bitwa pod Kircholmem) 1:53 - (Also) 1605 - False Dmitriy I comes to scene 2:05 - 1609 - Siege of Smolensk 2:13 - 1610 - Battle of Kłuszyno (Bitwa pod Kłuszynem) 2:24 - 1655-1660 - Swedish Deluge (Potop Szwedzki) 2:38 - 1648-1657 - Chmielnicki Uprising (Powstanie Chmielnickiego) 2:44 - 1673 - Battle of Chocim (Bitwa pod Chocimiem) 2:53 - 1700-1721 - Great Northern War 3:04 - 1772, 1793 and 1795 - Partitions of Poland, also 1794 - Kościuszko Uprising 3:22 - 1807 - Duchy of Warsaw is formed 3:26 - 1815 - Kingdom of Poland (Union with Russia) 3:30 - 1830-1831 - November Uprising (Powstanie Listopadowe) 3:32 - 1918 - Second Polish Republic is formed 3:39 - 1920 - Battle of Warsaw (Bitwa Warszawska) 3:45 - 1939 - World War II 3:50 - 1944 - Warsaw Uprising (Powstanie Warszawskie) 3:53 - 1945 - Polish People's Republic is formed, along with dividing Germany for East and West 3:58 - 1978 - Polish General Mirosław Hermaszewski goes to space with Soviet astronauts on Soyuz 30 spacecraft 4:07 - 1989 - Poland drops communism for Democracy 4:11 - 1999 - Poland joins NATO 4:14 - 2004 - Poland joins EU

[@dwie5569]

You search this all r you know al of this?

[@InessaMaximova]

@@dwie5569 I had to search a lot and still probably made mistakes.

[@grande-turko]

2:44 it is vienna . not chocim.

[@titanics.o.s2101]

0:33 in early ages poland had few battles with HRE

[@mrhouse6886]

Poland’s history is basically “I got into a war , agin”

[@heroe480]

Oh shit here the war again..

[@hopin8krzys]

Thats history of entire Europe... well, of the entire humankind, actually

[@Wilkur]

That's my Polish mantra. Fight for fight and vodka nice

[@marishapol]

(:

[@compatriot852]

Being at the wrong place at the wrong time in a nutshell

[@mattslaxativemuffins]

%50 bootiful pain %40 bootiful screams %10 bootiful profanity %100 bootiful violence %200 bootiful

[@itznay_]

Nooooooice

[@AstroTheFungus]

Makes sense

[@davidmatthewsmith429]

o it's good

[@ryanairthefunniusedmaybe9463]

@@itznay_ why is this i don't know what that

[@acoknitteruntemha]

100% fonny subtitles

[@pieskobi943]

Sweden scream when russia says *but I am STRONGER* fills me with joy

[@ihave5eyes117]

SAME

[@bkgames2]

I feel like you’re a Dane or Norweigan

[@ghst8256]

2:56

[@polandballandukraine2809]

....

[@The_whales]

Btw, if you hear closely or just amplify your volume, you can hear the left 4 dead tank theme

[@florida9962]

𝚘𝚑 𝚋𝚘𝚒

[@ilikeplanets89]

oh hai florida

[@creperpolski2360]

oh boi a türk

[@Noobgrunt]

ö BÜIIIIIIII

[@florida9962]

𝚆 𝙷 𝙴 𝙴 𝚉 𝙸 𝙽 𝙶 𝙰𝙻𝚂𝙾 𝙸𝙼 𝙵𝙻𝙾𝚁𝙸𝙳𝙰 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙼𝚈 𝚂𝙾𝙽 𝚃𝙰𝙻𝙻𝙰𝙷𝙰𝚂𝚂𝙴𝙴

[@LazyAndFabulous]

Ey Florida, how are the Florida Men?

[@omeRekt1]

When i searched polish lithuanian commonwealth but sr pelo references didn't expect to actually find anything, good job

[@TacoBoii]

:)

[@aleksakrstovic3752]

Ayayayay omerek, I thought u didnt saw this and i was about to send u on discord. Serbia ❤ Poland. Turkey gey, sry, i know u r 50 percent turk xD

[@christophercarretas93]

@@TacoBoii :)

[@refrigator]

2:46 When the winged hussars arrive

[@NIXQ]

Funny to know that if they were late 1-3 Month's vien would have fallen

[@warpathss5253]

Funny that poles lost a majority of wars against Ottomans

[@NilayAlim67]

Lmao turkish subtitles at 4:15 is saying "bi bizi almadınız mk" meaning " u fucker accepted everyone other than us to your group"

[@spookyboi8446]

Poland has always played on "veteran" difficulty Thanks for the likes, also I am a history major this was a joke not really serious but I appreciate the comments.

[@hoovy0668]

Realism difculty*

[@zitalyy]

on Minecraft Hardcore

[@adrapolska671]

Accept when they didn't have independence. Then they where at nightmare difficulty.

[@bestiapardaka0791]

Hoi4 ? Maybe ?

[@compatriot852]

And Lithuania was playing impossible difficulty

[@niki1760]

Poland: Saves Austria from Ottoman Empire Austria in 1772 takes part of Poland. Veeery grateful.

[@soltys1986]

But Turks did never forget about Poland and there was always a seat for Polish envoy. Even when Poland was no longer on the maps. And russia is still celebrating a liberation from Polish occuppation of moscow and Смутное врем

[@oskartheplayer189]

Masz rację ale z drugim rozbiorem to nie uczestniczyła Austria

[@spedexep6011]

@@oskartheplayer189 Bo była zajęta wojną z Francją

[@Lucas_sGarage]

1:32 THIS IS THE BEST PART BY FAR

[@4nnoyed682]

Poland Goes into space Literally Everyone: Wait that's Illegal .

[@eeguoo]

30TH LIKE YESSS

[@marcellinojordybagaskara5939]

Red white contury : no is legal

[@Rick.434]

@Oliwierek924 im to polish

[@WylogujSieZeSzkolnegoKompa]

POLAND CAN TO SPACE

[@Rick.434]

@@WylogujSieZeSzkolnegoKompa yes

[@kacbiznesu7193]

Being Polish I can assure you that, this video is 100% accurate, yes we do scream at our enemies instead of shooting them sometimes.

[@gamerdrache2.02]

Hello neighbourds we in Germany like you to 50%

[@fatthehorse7534]

@@gamerdrache2.02 Germany????!!?!?! >:(

[@radosawbartoszewicz7398]

We use horses

[@tompegorinno5141]

@@radosawbartoszewicz7398 we got panzers

[@Ksamill44]

@@tompegorinno5141 not anymore

[@Manoloivin]

make mexico history with Sr Pelo references

[@ivansanchezmartinez5143]

that's a great idea

[@Campeon99]

Yes, i would watch that

[@ivansanchezmartinez5143]

Si somos mexicanos ¿Porque no hablamos español?

[@Krafanio]

@@ivansanchezmartinez5143 To be understand by a wider group of people?

[@ivansanchezmartinez5143]

@@Krafanio yes my friend

[@sinorcat9846]

2:44 hmmm, Deja vu

[@Tsaeros]

O To będzie zdecydowanie jeden z najlepszych filmów

[@TacoBoii]

:>

[@madrewek7890]

**megalovania.mp3**

[@drugimail2922]

Znowu cię widzę

[@Tsaeros]

@@drugimail2922 kogo

[@drugimail2922]

@@Tsaeros ciebie

[@donnyexoduz3356]

Thank you for including the Cossacks! I feel like they aren't mentioned enough in some parts of history.

[@gunterxvoices4101]

You have gotten a lot better at animations.

[@TacoBoii]

o yep

[@eagleboi3593]

Basically Polands history: "AAAAAAAH ITS ALL GERMANYS FAULT" As a Pole I can also confirm that this video is very accurate.

[@CognitioMilano]

Jesteś z polski

[@mikos7637]

@Ein Sachse quiet german

[@mikos7637]

@Ein Sachse ok even if its 6 months old but its still there so I can comment on your comment

[@realmemobile7796]

lol

[@izukumidorya9899]

Ja też.

[@thegunstar1619]

POLAND CAN SPACE WITH SOVIET 3:57

[@gabunis]

This is just something what i wanted to see ^^

[@TacoBoii]

:)

[@eugenekirielmo4043]

👍👍

[@Noobgrunt]

:3

[@romansoviet4247]

3:30 Nobody says “AY HE SAID THE N WORD”

[@darthtaco3033]

blame sr pelo... Russian?

[@idaszybiak7462]

kiedy ja oglądam to znowu po 2 latach i dalej jest super 🤣🤣🤣

[@Mieszkus_]

Ja tak samo🤣🤣🤣

[@pasam-kx1ie]

Polend : oH bOi a tUrk Ottoman boi : wHuAt Poland : -magic noises-

[@TehFloridaMapper]

ta da! YEET

[@pasam-kx1ie]

Y e s

[@funnydope]

Well it's polish lithuanian commonwealth it's a Union not ONE country.

[@TehFloridaMapper]

@@funnydope we know, we just say poland because its shorter

[@KukurydzaPL400]

POLAND not polend

[@PrzemiB]

When Poland goes to space in the vid the polish astronaut is Mirosław Hermaszewski, just in case anyone's interested

[@eybaza6018]

He was my teacher's neighbour( i'm Polish btw).

[@PrzemiB]

@@eybaza6018 serio?

[@eybaza6018]

@@PrzemiB tak, serio kiedyś na polskim w 5 klasie opowiadała!

[@PrzemiB]

@@eybaza6018 No to musiało być fajne uczucie

[@_Novel]

I am Polish, but I didn't know this. Thank you.

[@Real_Slav]

Wiecznie musimy z kimś walczyć o Naszą ziemię...ale nigdy się nie poddamy!!!💪💪💪

[@mynameisidk4012]

This got recommended to me after I finished watching Kaliningrad generals’ video I love it

[@TacoBoii]

:)

[@Sauron_the_Alien]

Me to

[@elithefloridaman8952]

When the winged hussars arrived!!!

[@florida9962]

𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚗𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚠𝚔𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍

[@polishcosmonaut6324]

YES! SABATON

[@santigamerprogamer6493]

A cry for help in time of need, await relief from holy league

[@soggcultist6674]

COMING FROM THE MOUNTAINSIDE

[@ivanelias3916]

they outnumbered 50 to 1 and the battle begins !!!AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE!!!

[@akiamini4006]

The best way to learn history ever exsisted ! Thanks for the clearification of country balls in the end i really had problems with the cossac ball thing

[@tepesobrejac4360]

Not the same quality as Kaliningrad's Turkey, but not bad either.

[@Ferozy01]

I live in turkey

[@pomponion6977]

@@Ferozy01 Bruh

[@reyhanfp]

@@Ferozy01 bruh

[@nerogmancer2026]

@@Ferozy01 bruh

[@hana___satsumi]

@@Ferozy01 *B R U H*

[@DangerWrap]

17th century Poland: *Bully Russia.* 20th century Russia: Privets! It’s revenge time!

[@kacmic3307]

Rather XVII century, dude

[@fatthehorse7534]

10th centaury: Wojciech *ded*

[@kacmic3307]

@@fatthehorse7534 Nieee, to był XI wiek, chyba w 1079 roku

[@IvanScriptsEverything]

so true, Polish people say that Russia is always the one bullying them, when it was always Poland bullying us Russians from the very beginning. Thats why when we had enough, we partitioned it.

[@fatthehorse7534]

@@kacmic3307 umm sw. Wojciech zmarl 1010

[@drysnow123]

the fact this man stuffed polish history into a 5 minute video and made it funny is crazy

[@Superbug-tf8zy]

russia in everything "you think you are strong boi" "BUT I AM STRONKER"

[@ygotsvlog3762]

Mongols:laughs in evil

[@RokokoisBased]

@@ygotsvlog3762 mamluks laughs in evils

[@bethmiller1210]

Juju join I🇧🇾 That

[@pioter206]

Poland sometimes: R U sure?

[@pioter206]

@@RokokoisBased And russia in mongol times

[@CT-Polski]

This is what I needed. I just finished watching the Battle of Warsaw anniversary too.

[@CT-Polski]

Oh kurwa! You actually hearted this comment! This is one in a million!

[@Polish_war_fan]

See Poland technically went to space. also I like how you added the polish hussars folksong with The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth A+ work

[@ewapiksrandeb3966]

Probably the best inspired video after Kaliningrad General's main video i've ever seen :) I really like this content, its really funny.

[@ghfjhdfh]

1:50 Sweden: *bruh* **great northern war** poland: *BRUH*

[@secret_entity7085]

*Peter the Great moment*

[@thethirdsicily4802]

I love how the siege of vienna plays out almost exactly how it does for the Ottoman video Kaliningrad General did, because why wouldn't it? It's the same event, just shown in a different perspective.

[@georgeheld1901]

2:35 the little waffle walk had me dying

[@Hanzeliaism]

2:47 Part Of Ottoman

[@aperturescienceinnovatorss7399]

Yeah i know.

[@ItzBIULD]

It's a bit different but ye

[@shinohara9619]

Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that this is probably one of the only countryballs videos where the polish flag is drawn the legit way?

[@joseenriquejoson1994]

Yeah

[@danielanriquez]

4:23 🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️

[@game-he5gk]

Идеально

[@andreacaipillan9810]

@Niño Prieto Oficial✅👦🏾🇲🇽 ghyyyy

[@vanja1183]

3:14

[@quelfreepongco7464]

0:17 🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️

[@quelfreepongco7464]

2:03🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️

[@jangelbrich7056]

The best theme and variation after Kaliningrad General. I LOVE IT!

[@geiselgibran4446]

Fun fact : one of the scenes when polish-lithuanian empire said "oh boi a turk" is actually from kaliningrad's video named "the ottoman empire but its sr pelo references"

[@burgundygenevian1879]

Damn I thought it was a Kaliningrad video

[@TacoBoii]

lol

[@Noobgrunt]

Me 2

[@ilikeplanets89]

same

[@gergelylaszlo5463]

I'm to

[@rhinosmart]

I'm to, lmaooo

[@aburnoutfailurewithsomemem3085]

1:26 This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

[@Liquid_Architecture]

Kill them or something!

[@Amongusimpostor86]

It's not just historical... It's an entire field trip

[@finlandball2767]

I can't stop laughing at how accurate this is.

[@percle8481]

Who? wat?

[@pakrona8945]

Hello Love poland🇵🇱♥️🇭🇷 froma croatia

[@XSzymixX]

:D

[@KukurydzaPL400]

Oh nice

[@XSzymixX]

@@KukurydzaPL400 a po chorwacku?

[@Sauron_the_Alien]

Yes

[@NotCzech001]

Hehe fajnie

[@tetra1357]

I like how it says *dying cutley* great job man

[@redfern2236]

Poland can finally into space.

[@grassisoverrated]

Y e s

[@Chaosmakertrio69]

When joined ussr

[@tomaszgrzyb1110]

1:27 Someone see "XD"?

[@ThePizzaGaming]

Me

[@Siriçok2954]

Me

[@Casper-lmao]

Me :/

[@Casper-lmao]

Oh are u polish tomasz?

[@tomaszgrzyb1110]

@@Casper-lmao yep

[@lopi_p]

2:59 YESSSSS РОССИЯ РУЛИТ В ЭТОТ РАЗ!!

[@yvplayz7813]

3:53 that's one way to describe it xD

[@spatom743]

Miło popatrzeć na historię Polski :D

[@przemogie2329]

No tables were harmed in production of this video.

[@ShampootheSpider2019]

3:46 hey look,a LEGO Brick

[@PolskaMapper]

This was hilarious

[@PolskaMapper]

@Murican Boyin a few weeks, the temperature is too hot for me to think straight at the moment.

[@thaicommunist2940]

*breaks*

[@thaicommunist2940]

D A S E N O U G H !

[@Noobgrunt]

@@thaicommunist2940 Oh hello

[@brogamer_haikal6491]

Wait Polska Mapper you are here too btw I love your Country ball That one is called It's reference to sr pelo right?

[@Widewify]

I finally learned history, thank you

[@nothinghere200]

4:00 wait that's illegal

[@rzant2239]

That's not illegal

[@nothinghere200]

Poland go to space, in countryball thats illegal lol :/

[@rzant2239]

@@nothinghere200 no

[@nothinghere200]

@@rzant2239 YES

[@rzant2239]

@@nothinghere200 no

[@thegreatsallingerkaiser2545]

HAHA...This is hilarious! Nice video! Greetings from Hungary! 🇭🇺😃

[@TacoBoii]

:>

[@puszmik]

Hello

[@thegreatsallingerkaiser2545]

@@puszmik PUSZMIK!!! 😃😃😃

[@thegreatsallingerkaiser2545]

@@BoasSimamora YEAH! 😃

[@Mertingo-qy1ql]

@@TacoBoii u are stole this vide with turkish meme

[@dafilipino2998]

3:25 **Types in French**

[@mattwades2627]

2:45 COUNTRY ENDGAME *EPIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

[@VasilevRu]

4:03 Польша может в космос!

[@aperturescienceinnovatorss7399]

You're Russian? Ты русский?

[@Lubiekotynl]

Русский

[@aperturescienceinnovatorss7399]

@Sad_Pepe jak se máš?

[@aperturescienceinnovatorss7399]

@Sad_Pepe ты кто?

[@hoveras]

Да

[@sp4c1fy82]

As a pole, that's the whole history of my country.

[@mykpoissonnier2586]

1:25 my favorite part

[@vezirgambiti5579]

2:53 ottoman 😂

[@Ricefieldsneaky]

The yelling is so chaotic mayhem.

[@mrgars5180]

My Friend: Can I copy your homework? Me: OK but change it a little bit so teacher wouldn't understand you copy. The Homework:

[@balistixmapping197]

4:02 "bUt pOlaNd cAn'T iNtO sPaCe"

[@maksymiliankrzyzek8042]

Poland could into Space in 70's

[@rob_olmstead]

2:06 did the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth rule Russia?

[@L_T31]

1612

[@KaceyKociecki]

1610-1612

[@daniopro7179]

I watched this 3 times and cant stop !!! O Boi

[@andrewsflai]

I watch this for like 5 times

[@keremtheturk9199]

Not that good

[@andrewsflai]

@@keremtheturk9199 me?

[@mineshmandiaji]

i was so happy for poland in the end

[@bananarepublicmappingball8142]

Poland: I was divided 4 times Hetmanate (Cossacks): so yes

[@kevinboros7427]

I'm so glad that someone finally used the correct Polish flag.

[@DogDogGodFog]

No, in Polandball Poland is meant to be upside down!

[@compatriot852]

You're missing the joke

[@BotchPL]

@@DogDogGodFog Most Polish people dont like how in countryball Polands flag is upside down

[@DogDogGodFog]

@@BotchPL Well then I'm the exception I guess.

[@toozik]

Местное смутное время ,как отдельный вид искусства

[@The_Quacken_]

Poland: hm should I make alliance? o hell naw! me: aw shit, here we go again.

[@Domin561]

3:22 Francja powinna uderzyć Prusy wtedy powinno powstać księstwo Warszawskie które uderzy Austria ale księstwo jej odda i wtedy dopiero Francja z Polską uderzy Rosję.

[@toni_solos]

my Polish friend watched with me. he said this is accurate

[@isayakar226]

kudos to the one who made the subtitle sjsjsjjsj especially for the last parts

[@nayzer4544]

Me:Oh boi Subtitles:ØBơĮ

[@ardealaballanimator6203]

3:38 Well...i didn't expected that

[@beverlyburgess9209]

“Poland will have its borders, even if they’re on the last map humanity ever draws.”

[@compatriot852]

3:36 Poor Lithuania expected a friend to come back, but ended up with a newspaper slap and a knife in the back instead

[@Kinan6000]

0:18 rip headphone users

[@amandabunce6479]

0:17

[@savageantelope3306]

The captions for these videos are always amazing

[@crapyjoe9894]

2:23 nobody absolutely nobody My friend in 1st(Sweden) when he is going tell on me for saying the lightest insult

[@Нетопчк]

Люди, пролайкайте чтоб американцы думали, что здесь написано что－то смешное.

[@sp4c1fy82]

as a pole im sure this will help me on a test tysm also the captions were very lovely! i recommend listening on full volume 🥰

[@chromite_chromite]

What a great cross-over [Poland using magic to yeet Turkey]

[@sachelax]

Hey, I finally understand the history of Poland! I'm from Poland Brakowało na koniec wyników rządzenia P- ewnej partii

[@KrisCrosss]

Ja też xd

[@elektrikliscankanal9358]

2:46 the REAL most ambitious crossover event in history

[@X1ST3R]

THE CAPTIONS HAD ME DEAD 😂

[@Gar_ErrorJJT18.5.1]

4:16 joining UE its EU

[@TacoBoii]

small mistake, I fixed :)

[@loganbyrd3526]

Poland: (politely) I want to be independent Russia: (yells in Russian accent) NO! BEST THING EVER

[@Munki_]

Kiedy nauczyciel od historii karze twojej klasie obejrzeć film historyczny ale jesteś nie chcesz więc oglądasz to:

[@blu3b3rror]

Tak na tym filmie mozna polegac

[@AutismSurvivor]

I am polish and I approve this message

[@iglobmasteri628]

1000 years in 5 min. Good job

[@Welcome_to_earff]

2:43 copied from kalingrad general😂

[@darthtaco3033]

u saw hes comment?