Die Eisenfaust am Lanzenschaft but you're losing the Battle of Grunwald

tfw Gott ist nicht mit uns
"The defeat of the Teutonic Order was resounding. According to Teutonic payroll records, only 1,427 men reported back to Marienburg to claim their pay. Of 1,200 men sent from Danzig, only 300 returned. Between 203 and 211 brothers of the Order were killed, out of 270 that participated in battle"
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[@reastmanable]

"All warfare is based" ~Sun Tzu

[@tylerthegamer8766]

“on deception”

[@royalsimp2038]

"and red pilled"

[@deisk2707]

War crimes is based

[@Erkvok]

"" All warfare is based" - Sun Tzu" - A frog in a suit

[@carbon804]

Chemical warfare Nuclear warfare

[@HunterLord458]

*Poland-Lithuania liked that*

[@tusidex5228]

at that point Poland and Litthuania

[@Habibas777]

💪🇱🇹😎

[@gabrielwozniakvelwojcik7608]

@@tusidex5228 yes but personal union

[@fiddlesticks7245]

@@gabrielwozniakvelwojcik7608 this isn't eu4 sperg

[@dziennadawkahistorii7228]

@@fiddlesticks7245 but Lithuania and Poland were in personal union bro

[@gargamel679]

"Chłopcy silni jak stal" but you're treating wounded underground during an artillery barrage

[@ondrejurban2634]

There is actually a version of this song from different author. I think it's named "but the help didn't arrived".

[@funtecstudiovideos4102]

@@ondrejurban2634 yes, its main version :)

[@unowno123]

soviets be like: "wait until the germans finish, then we can go gaming on the polish people"

[@didelphidae5228]

I appreciate the presence of the historically authentic cannons in the mix.

[@HistoryFeels]

2 bombards were present at the battle and I tried to keep to that. (can't tell if you're being sarcastic though lmao)

[@didelphidae5228]

@@HistoryFeels Nah I was being genuine. Nice job, my guy.

[@HistoryFeels]

@@didelphidae5228 Ah cool thanks!

[@rorschach1985ify]

@@HistoryFeels Where did you get the audio from?

[@HistoryFeels]

@@rorschach1985ify Some video games, some free soundfiles online, I cant remember the specifics sorry

[@tylerthegamer8766]

That painting is pretty neat

[@janobara6337]

Sure is, Jan Matejko was a very dedicated artist and you can clearly see it in the details on this one and many more

[@minedoimperija]

Grand duke of Lithuania in the middle 🇱🇹😎💪

[@TurinDagnir]

It's huge too! 426 cm × 987 cm (168 in × 389 in). You should check it out if you're ever in Warsaw.

[@Blackrew]

There’s a high-res version on Wikipedia that zooms in a lot. It’s interesting to check out all the little details it has

[@legus9684]

It really is

[@zhouwu]

The battle sounds like a lot of angry, scared and frustrated men attacking each other and dying. Meanwhile, the song makes the battle sound like a holy ride through the cold, just waving your lance around and the enemy falling. The contrast is more than a little bit disquieting.

[@dragonfell5078]

Couldn't of said it better myself

[@CG-1423]

I think that's kind of the point with videos like these, but it does get a bit disturbing, in an entertaining way.

[@zhouwu]

@@CG-1423 Basically, you get a very direct comparison and juxtaposition between the myth that was propagated to glorify the war against the horrors of actually being there. It's the closest I've come to seeing an ad campaign about "your country needs you!" next to a shell shocked veteran who came home and doesn't want to talk about what he saw and cries at night that he didn't die with his comrades and never readjusts back to civilian life.

[@AiluridaeAureus]

I'd still die by blade then by rifle.

[@zhouwu]

@@AiluridaeAureus Fair call. For me, I couldn't care less what I die by. But I'd rather die as a Christian martyr than as a criminal, if you know what I mean.

[@Central_Intelligence_Agency_]

“Farewell to Slavinka, but you’re city is under attack by bolsheviks”

[@HistoryFeels]

Nice Idea! I'll see if I can make this sometime

[@zurgesmiecal]

​@@HistoryFeels “Farewell of Slavianka", but you enter Jekaterinburg on July 25th

[@dowmont6209]

@@HistoryFeels Waltz "On the hills of Manchuria" but you are a solgier of Ungern-Sternberg in Mongolia.

[@dowmont6209]

@@HistoryFeels "Hey sokoly" but you are polish solgier defending Visla river in soviet-polish war.

[@DrEdgarr]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n2TRoI17Z7ZqpJI&ab_channel=HistoryFeels

[@user-vj5qr2rx7e]

Sometimes I imagine how my parents come my room and see me listening to immersive historic music and think how much fucked I am

[@krustydolphin7130]

would they rather having you listeining to trap and smoking fent ?

[@user-vj5qr2rx7e]

@@krustydolphin7130 I think so

[@imperator_lubelski]

Rel

[@fizhyfishy]

agreed

[@hoerthproductions2521]

Hey. You could've been a Pedophile. Think about that

[@bartekbiniszewski5756]

Bogurodzica and you are winning the battle of Grunwald

[@voynvlog2550]

Nice idea

[@somsiad2572]

+1

[@SuperKermit251]

Now it's time for "Bogurodzica but you're winning the Battle of Grunwald"

[@DeepCFisher]

The whole concept of this channel is amazing. Wish id found it earlier but I'm happy i found it when i did

[@blank4844]

Teutons status: trolled

[@SithEmpiredidnothingwrong]

Based Polish warriors killing any Teutons left on battlefield.

[@sharjiljafric-3184]

@@SithEmpiredidnothingwrong ... And getting divided later on.

[@sharjiljafric-3184]

The Commonwealth status within a few centuries: Divided

[@ludger9878]

@@SithEmpiredidnothingwrong Yeah the Poles surely were "Based"...

[@dovydaslevanavicius9050]

@@SithEmpiredidnothingwrong lithuanian*

[@NORTH_CAROLINA_REAPER]

"Rasputin" but you just ate some cake and drank some whine and feel satisfied and refreshed

[@DieNibelungenliad]

Jesus! KEK LOL

[@stalwartlenny9883]

Next do, Θά Ρθεις Σαν Αστραπή but your emperor is next to you and you are about to charge the ottomans at the siege of constantinople

[@ewok40k]

That battle is sorely missing in most medieval military history books. This was beginning of ascendancy of Polish-Lithuanian Union which dominated Eastern Europe for next 250 years.

[@janszczygie2847]

That would make me sad, but i am proud because i am from Poland so for me it is victory

[@Mi-8TV]

“This hits hard” -sun tzu probably

[@tylerthegamer8766]

“British Grenadiers”, but you’re being shelled in Yorktown.

[@flickcentergaming680]

Yankee Doodle, but you're sending off the third British charge at Bunker Hill

[@ИванМ-ю2е]

- Ne twoya wiyna (Не твоя війна) at the Donetsk airport. - Pałacyk Michla, Żytnia, Wola in the ruined Warsaw - Temnaya noch (Темная ночь) in the battle for Kharkov - Chistyie Prudy (Чистые пруды) in the Black October

[@MachinimaGothic]

Pałacyk Michla, Żytnia, Wola bronią ich chłopcy spod Parasola

[@Antares912]

Донецкий аэропорт? Причём тут он?

[@bogdanignatovych3042]

Plus to the Ne twoya wiyna at the Donetsk airport.

[@yourweirddream270]

Kharkiv*

[@stalwartlenny9883]

Pog, i got my wish

[@Raptor501st]

Die Eisenfaust but you're Henry and you're feeling quite hungry

[@josh.g2033]

Bóg z nami!

[@mateizsume3742]

Bog s nama! :)

[@k.a263]

С нами Бог! Deus Vult!

[@conquistador45]

Давайте братья по вере освободим Иерусалим !!!!

[@An_Orthodox_Scotsman]

Gött mit us

[@Geschichtsfanatiker]

Gött mit us

[@halloechenstudios612]

Polnische und Deutsche Geschichte beide sind sehr interessant .

[@kritischertrinker9971]

Deutsche Geschichte besser

[@kubazielinski6041]

@@kritischertrinker9971 well... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fHKYqJuAobecidU

[@fafauu9730]

Zgadzam się z Niemcem

[@MR.PLACEX]

@@kritischertrinker9971 nein Poland historii beter

[@sami_te29]

@@MR.PLACEX wer nochmal?

[@scaryaddress]

my dad was in the heisenfaust war . he never said to me how the war was but once i told me i wanted to be knight he sat down with me and told me the horror of tennenberg ....

[@submarine6410]

LMAFOO😂

[@joeligma4721]

my dad was there at the battle of stamford bridge, he never spoke about it

[@polandstronk1026]

...And stay OUT! 💪🇵🇱

[@alexfeder9328]

You forgot one more flag 🇱🇹

[@joepaddy7239]

That’s why Catholics team up nowadays, why fight ourselves when we should defend our fatherlands. Gott Mitt Uns From a Pole

[@karelwolf998]

Don't even try, germans will never like you

[@joepaddy7239]

@@karelwolf998 Maybe not

[@fap.815]

@@karelwolf998 Thats Wrong. Love you pole bro :)

[@zurgesmiecal]

@@karelwolf998 ...says the Russian

[@lamogio7938]

@@karelwolf998 let's be honest , there won't be that many Germans in a few years so it's not that big of a deal .

[@italianspaghett4359]

>be Polish >see video about germs losing >day instantly improves

[@DieReaktion]

">be Polish" My condolences

[@Baron20k]

"Money" by Pink Floyd but you're deciding what window to throw yourself out of during the crash of '08

[@HistoryFeels]

I thought of that before with "new york new york"

[@seeb8988]

We trolled them a little hehe

[@aaronblumenthal3480]

@ThyPeasantSlayer We partake in a small amount of tomfollery.

[@arminius7909]

@ThyPeasantSlayer what happened in 1455?

[@potatomasherr]

@@arminius7909 The Ottomans

[@PolskiHetman]

Based teutons dying. POLSKA GUROM

[@arminius7909]

Based poles dying in 1939

[@Seek_Grass]

Pov: sitting on your living room floor and imagining the life you would've led if you were born in a different era.

[@SmokyHillsSwitcher]

“Lorena” by 2nd South Carolina String Band but you’re a Confederate soldier while Richmond burns around you

[@arm4nduk3]

Vedė Vytautas ten didžiavyrių pulkus Ir priešų sulaužė puikybę, Už devynias marias, už tamsiuosius miškus Išvarė kryžiuočių galybę! (There led Vytautas the Regiments of Heroes And broke the enemy's pride, For the nine lagoons, for the dark forests, Kicked out the Crosses' Order!) Song : Oi neverk, motušėle A Lithuanian song about the Battle of Grunwald

[@jordanasparadoxproductions8401]

Tik Lietuvių patriotas

[@flippyjunior1267]

Only 1400 Kids Will Get This

[@elendil6144]

Helikopter but you are Kobe Brian...

[@Bread-nx9fo]

Battle on the ice by prokofiev, but you're repelling the Teutons.

[@nettlecarrier8259]

How about "Palästinalied but you're being sieged in Edessa"?

[@Templar07]

Yesss!!

[@gabrielius_lauermann]

you can see Vytautas the great holding a flag and riding a horse

[@Spinozathecat]

Poland stronk

[@bobesponjaagiota9198]

Battotai but your batallion is ambushed by a japanese banzai charge in Okinawa Or Kamikazetokubetsukōgekitai but you are a sailor stuck in your ship during Pearl Harbor Which one you find the better. And thank you for all the vids! They hit real hard

[@babbabooey1176]

I would, personally, prefer it if the video was from the perspective of a certain country, with music from that country. You're not gonna have "Erika, but you're fighting the Germans in the Battle of the Bulge."

[@Kamn_exe]

I think he actually made the Battoi one

[@Sforza_1994]

Bob esponja agiota kkkkkkkkkk

[@CrollexTMOfficial]

That feeling when Lithuania now is honestly in a shitty state, and back then we were champions, only to get adobted by two great self called gods of countries after hundreds of years for quite a while, and only then we managed to get our freedom, honestly it's not the best.

[@aleksandrasmiksenas317]

Fellow Lithuanian eh? Well i think we're alright today. Just don't give up on it. People tend to forget that it's been worse here and we can make it better.

[@aleksandrasmiksenas317]

@TeaBallSugar that is true. Idk what's about to happen due to Russia but I never could really complain about life here.

[@ORGAniZMs]

You just dont realize how great Lithuania geography is. Its top 1% of best living locations on planet Earth.

[@mMogan123]

@@ORGAniZMs how so?

[@Mineralsss]

Sick af armor there

[@lopakacooper1668]

Geez, the time of the Crusades were grim, bloody, dark, full of blight, bleak, nevertheless there was the triumphant sacrifices that contributed to the cause of hope and salvation. Lest we forget….. ❤️🇩🇪🇩🇪

[@slasher7991]

This battle happened in 1410. The crusades ended in 1291. Besides both sides were christian

[@neymarmessironaldo5881]

@@slasher7991 they are called Baltic crusades. And no, not all parties were always christian. Lithuanians were pagan until 1387. This battle took place in 1410 but the political interests and animosities kept the 2 sides at war even tho they had the same religion. When the crusades ended is a tricky question that can be best answered if you know which geographical area you are reffering to. For the Middle East, they ended in 1291, however, in the Balkans for example, the crusades were still being called by the pope against the ottomans even in 1396 ( Nicopolis )

[@slasher7991]

@@neymarmessironaldo5881 i didn't know that they were called bsltic crusades. But i know the rest.

[@lopakacooper1668]

@@slasher7991 Hopefully in these times, Christian and Christian won’t have clash into each other with ill intent, but rather come into communion and agreement, regardless of our differing doctrine and ideals…

[@jak00bspyr72]

@@neymarmessironaldo5881 Most of Lithuania at that time consisted of Orthodox Ruthenia, pagans were the minority in Lithuania to be frank.

[@LithuanianPresident]

I'm very proud Lithuania and Poland 🇱🇹🇵🇱

[@FriendlyMexican2005]

0:08 A poor Knight of the Order of Solomon after losing his foot by putting it in a deep ditch.

[@KingJackofJackistan]

AKA, me and the boys at the furry convention ASMR

[@snubbles9991]

The Feeltonic Nights

[@danilapolesciuk4316]

Lol this is very nice to my half Lithuanian heart

[@hoodieowo]

I saw this painting irl and it gives off this kind of vibe

[@mreliasss]

Batattoi but the Americans your ship starts to sink at the battle of midway

[@xman1532]

Can’t imagine fighting in theses wars with that heavy ass armor and all that crazy

[@deusvult9379]

thats the real men

[@knucklescoxin]

Idea: Ave Gloria Ave império but you are in the battle of Riachuelo

[@jon5661]

Sad times.

[@sami_te29]

Hey I was wondering if you have a version with just the ambience and no song which I could use for a school project I am doing? It's about this batzle and this audio would be perfect for it.

[@zientoo5294]

"Dab on trecherous german" - some Polish noble, probably

[@Stanchik_]

I can give you a nice idea. "pagonia, but you are at the protest in Belarus 2020"

[@nomandbellas8437]

Hej sokoły, but German tanks are starting to drive into the city

[@mreliasss]

Uraliin but Germany starts getting pushed back

[@tbsupratom7232]

I wanted to do this one, sad, can you at least rate the one I made maybe? 👉👈😎

[@I_White_Knight_l]

РЕЗНЯ

[@neymarmessironaldo5881]

did not expect a teuton wojak

[@erwinstaste362]

Já husárek malý - ale vedeš útok kavalérie v bitvě u Hradce Králové 1866

[@Yatesj_21]

Back in my day -👴🏻

[@Emperormonkeman]

“Yeah about half of my body is missing… TO BATTLE BOYS TO BATTLE”

[@mbanasevych]

"All is now against us", but there's nowhere to retreat already.

[@mbanasevych]

@@sokal03 , Teutons - yes, but the song I meant refers to White Army during the Russian Civil War.

[@sokal03]

@@mbanasevych Pardon me

[@mbanasevych]

@@sokal03 , it is alright man. I support your original opinion

[@borisantonov149]

Marsch der Verdammten but you are in the Jungle during the first Vietnam War

[@hngh6404]

“God Save the King” but you’re in Leicester Square on VE day

[@ReisReis95]

El Anillo del Capitan Beto - Luis Alberto Spinetta but you are an argentinian soldier in the war of Falklands

[@Admirał_Thrawn5789]

When you're "Mszczuj ze Skrzyńska" and see Ulrich von Jungingen: 🗡🛡

[@Imperiator_Hadrianus]

⚡️⚡️✋🏽

[@Xiuhcoatl_]

This is honestly my favorite channel I've found recently

[@taczankov13g]

And you hear Bogurodzica O_O

[@Asterion_Mol0c]

my Spotify playlist is fucked

[@CasisaCat]

“If you want to eat jam, don’t catch!” but you’re watching the black tulip make its way back to Russia

[@samwise1790]

That feel when your mother's side surname is Grunwald, traces its ancestry to the Grunwald area, but despite it being a large polish Catholic family, the only male of your mothers generation never had a son and so you'll live to see the name die out and you cant change your boring AF common english last name that nobody knows the genealogy of because it'd be weird af to your dad.

[@woolfer-he4se]

Loving this song best for gym training

[@jelec4200]

Słusznie wtedy bóg wybrał

[@russkayaimperiya5779]

Sic Semper Tyrannis

[@expio4257]

Something something Polska Górą

[@nikolaysokolnikov2677]

Heut geht es an Bord but you're on the watch tower of the Uboat in an endless storm.

[@fafauu9730]

That moment when hills starts singing "Bogurodzica"

[@agentfundacji1]

Grand duke of Lithuania and king of Poland likes that

[@PLKartofel]

''Just don't tell mom im in Chechnya (Ты только маме что я в Чечне не говори)'', but you're in bombed Grozny ''Rise up/Wake up, Donbass (Вставай Донбасс)'', but you're fighting in Donbass ''Rota'' (i don't know the english meaning) [or some other polish patriotic song], but its 1863 and you're fighting in Poland ''Where all roads end (Wo alle Straßen enden)'' but you're in the trench in France

[@lornwell3669]

Rota means company or coy in russian

[@PLKartofel]

@@lornwell3669 i meant in polish

[@lmaozedong1031]

Mb you should make smth wih die grenzwacht hielt im osten?

[@HistoryFeels]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pHzSiKp4aM2gp6s

[@supermaxito1473]

Top 10 sad moments in history

[@Yatesj_21]

Back in my day -👴🏻

[@raphmaster23]

I have wondered if this is the reason for my allergies since I'm a Polish-German American 🤣

[@hubertwawrzyniak7710]

Based ancestry

[@Petronium123]

Do you live in chicago or Wisconsin by any chance?

[@КастусьСтроганаў]

Няхай жыве Княвства літоўскае.

[@mikayeru]

-Reveillez vous Picards et Bourguignons but it's Battle of Nancy.

[@funtecstudiovideos4102]

Love it

[@TheDrudgenator]

war never changes

[@lfgpanthers5333]

1939 was a long winded revenge for the Battle of Grunwald

[@HistoryFeels]

lol, krauts never forget

[@the_kimchi_kommandant2603]

Actually it was in response to the Bromberg massacres and the savage ethnic cleansing perpetrated on the German population by the Poles

[@Retaliatixn]

I can literally imagine an anime scene like that. Where the protagonist is clearly losing, seeing all his friends die in front of him while a mob of angry Lithuanians charge at them, and it would be at the end of the episode, where that song starts to play and protagonist does the best he can to not be killed...

[@CIA-M]

A realistic anime about the teutonic knights (and the horrors they brought upon the land) would be awesome.

[@Habibas777]

Revenge for baltic prussia

[@fiddlesticks7245]

@@CIA-M They literally did nothing wrong ffs Poland stop lying

[@fiddlesticks7245]

@DeathSeller Bro do you have a learning disability? They're famous for annihilating Baltic paganism, not fighting Poles or russki. Only the Livonians even fought the Russians what is wrong with you? Do you lie by nature or are just ignorant? Either way, keep your mouth shut

[@fiddlesticks7245]

@@yorka274 Yeah who cares? Those guys were sacrificing each other, not to mention Poles who they kidnapped during raids, since forever. Who cares

[@dawidwojacki5049]

Teutons deserved to lose.

[@arminius7909]

Ok

[@ludger9878]

? Poland betrayed the Teutons

[@aaronblumenthal3480]

The name of the man above me defines your comment perfectly. It just needs to be written with a capital "C" .

[@Demonnen]

@@ludger9878 how?

[@ludger9878]

@@Demonnen empty promises

[@nickurban6201]

RIPBOZO

[@HellHammerOfDoom]

Ulrich von Jungingen has left the chat xD

[@MarcoAntonio-hf1on]

perfect

[@commisarmichael8097]

Now I am sure, this guy is polish

[@sdsdsdsd3369]

no, he's british, check his yt profile

[@2ndcomingofFritz]

This makes me unimaginably sad.

[@Nieboret]

At this point of history, XV century, Teutonic Order was rotten and heretical, it's good that they lost. And well, they eventually all converted to protestantism in just few years after reformation happened lol

[@domskii1139]

oi šermukšnio but you're winning the battle of Žalgiris