Matt Rife is for the Table | History Hyenas

[@HistoryHyenas]

Bonus episode: “Matt rife for the table the appetizer” is up for the matriarchy here: www.patreon.com/historyhyenas

[@quinnck]

Chrissy, post your elevate app performance numbies!!

[@bigwill-pn5xc]

So chrissy can have something for the Ole spank bank.

[@daze_jamz]

Hahaha listening to these two explain their podcast sounds like 8 year olds telling you about the rules in their fort 😂

[@eyeTHC]

“We’re history cuties” lol all of Rife’s followers are like wtf

[@mischaelle389]

😂

[@willvr4]

haha that's a hilarious analogy.

[@ericaandaiden6026]

Bahahaha! 🤣 Hilarious man!

[@andeezysosleezy]

This the first time I heard so much HH lore, I was always lost on wtf they say some times😂

[@schophi]

Not even a month since the podcast is back and they already coined one of the wildest phrases I've ever heard, "for the table" LMAO

[@badik10]

Classier than “for the streets” 😂 “appetizer” is also better than “snack” 👌

[@kingbenjamin92]

They started saying that years ago

[@thusano2]

It's so perfect haha, love it.

[@ProudFilthyCasual]

That's an old term. "For the table" is a thing you order for everyone to enjoy.

[@kmatcyk]

Truth Bader ginsberg

[@Blackhawks19_xx]

This episode is like when the popular kid hangs out with those kids that are in the portable buildings behind the school.

[@ejanekendig1984]

😂😂😂😂 Underrated!

[@deadmerchantco]

Portable buildings lmfao

[@willvr4]

And lets be real, the bus that takes them to school isn't a full sized bus...

[@jodybeck2779]

Nice nice 😂

[@alexpischera533]

This is a 10/10 funny comment cuz

[@testpm-il7qq]

Yannis : "Trust us.. you can trust us. Everything's fine, it's a Museum, it's not even an oven anymore" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Jujitard69420]

“Jew cant trust us”

[@DrakeMonroe]

*Matt is for the table, Chrissy is for the back door, and Yannis is for the basement.*

[@apostolosfilms6841]

its just what it is

[@guitarandchiefs356]

The bits aren’t translating to the youngers who have fully embraced the “for the table” lifestyle and don’t make any distinctions at all

[@titttyyysamich7794]

What is for the table lol

[@lennylemens]

Why am I this happy this show is back? It’s an irregular amount of happiness to have about 2 men talking.

[@benische]

Because there is nothing else that even comes close to these guys

[@alexsiarto5937]

You're a little franks n beans kid It's what it is

[@shelley6473]

Sameses!! 🎉🎉🎉

[@whatsarahsays9304]

That’s how I feel about The Basement Yard

[@lennylemens]

#LADDERLIFE

[@justinfuzzyhat]

He's just overwhelmed by the lingo😂 It's what it is!

[@asturiametal]

it is what it is cuss¡

[@ginaj6634]

I am too! 😅

[@D6LL6S]

This ain’t Tim Dillon

[@pareja90210]

My first thought. Looks like him tho......

[@aldiasmaestrada2960]

😂

[@Ames.89]

Slim Dillon

[@blaketurner7989]

Yes it is? Blonde, hot, gay.. all the boxes are checked it's tim for sure

[@DirtyHippy420]

Yea I'm kinda pissed they got an actual gay guy and not Tim Dillon

[@Miko80]

Haha, I love how they made Matt feel so uncomfortable right from the beginning talking about eunuchs.

[@aleskaresquivel4700]

Bring back the bean bag chair for guests

[@nuckels188]

Should just get a really tiny chair

[@testpm-il7qq]

Chris : " I mean what isn't Chinese these days" 🤣🤣🤣

[@bori13cua]

I swear to God if this podcast ever goes away again IT AINT GONNA BE A CHARACTER PIECE

[@thusano2]

The phrase "For the Table" is the best Christmas gift I could have asked for. Another HH classic for the lexicon.

[@loucypher907]

I was in tears laughing when Yanni went on about not ever getting a vasectomy so he can hold it over his wife's head. "I'll go an start another FAMILY!!" Lmaooo so glad the boys are back!

[@GK-qc5ry]

Chrissie top half looking like Superman/Clark Kent with the hair curl and the bottom half like the Penguin with those feet 😂

[@bdizzle211]

He’s half a superhero, half a villain but make no mistake he’s a full FF cuz!!!

[@Elwrath]

Im pretty sure matt is here against his will 😂 even when he laughs he looks terrified.

[@testpm-il7qq]

Yannis: "Well I'll answer for him, he wants to be in a REPUBLICAN neighborhood!!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@chrisdcomedy]

😂

[@corbinmiles5677]

This is like my parents getting back together right before Christmas.

[@djlansing]

Rife: "...I'll send U 1 U can turn into a bookmark." HILARIOUS JOKE that got walked on 😂😂😂

[@18Callahan]

Matt Rife got out-talked by the Chrissy-Yannis algorithm. 🔥 Good luck with the book sales, guy. 🎄

[@ApostolosFilms]

CUZZIES we need an episode of Xenophon. Cuteee soldier who was behind enemy lines and lead 10,000 Greeks back home. Make no mistake this story is WILD!

[@taylorg8509]

Never heard of this gigachad

[@maloojisloves6586]

Matt: I just saw Greta Van Fleet at The Greek Chrissy: She’s the best! Matt: It’s a group… 😂🤣😂 OMFG. That was great. Love ya Chrissy! ❤M 1:01:43

[@rambo6796]

Matt's problem is he ISN'T hanging out with Tim Dillon ENOUGH!

[@torepr088]

you want Matt to get fucked?

[@jaysee5797]

Crying laughing feels great again.. I’m so happy these two are back together. Truly one of the funniest comedy duos I’ve ever experienced ❤

[@natedoggschip]

Chris and Yannis are the comedians Matt wishes he could be

[@smutleybutcher]

He’s pretty decent at crowdwork.

[@dbcooperslilbrother]

matt picking the least funny PPW is very on brand for his comedy and personality

[@JohnDoe-cu2hl]

I hate when people don't pick the right PPW. It makes my WYA a FLWU under the YWWP

[@lord__]

Make no mistake I watched this on Patreon yesterday but I’m just here to throw these FFs a 👍🏻

[@jaybrack7272]

Anybody seen ol Matty Rife before getting his grilled fixed?? 😂😂 woah teeth can go a long way

[@ojipod24]

Started out lookin British 🇬🇧

[@aaronromo6790]

My daughter said he looked like a fish that bites

[@cory4710]

Just 3 whyyyyyyyyte guys

[@korbindallas8224]

WyeEEEEt

[@Tony-m3p1v]

🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍😄

[@daxterrack]

We're back

[@pepperonish]

Yanni is a turk turk turk 🇹🇷

[@jetonbalidemaj]

Bro that Chinese foot bounding riff from Chris was Hilariousssss CEASE AND DESIST 😂😂😂

[@ozymandiasprometheus1926]

Chris has to know he's gay. That Islander jacket is a huge giveaway

[@Jujitard69420]

Hes for the table

[@alexsiarto5937]

TBG

[@claywright1617]

Ellen looks great!

[@dominickowalczyk8253]

Underrated comments and shouldn’t be buried

[@LocalGems-Pick-Ur-Restaurant]

They can try and distract us with Matt Rife but let's be real cuzzos we wanna see Yanni Kloni and Chrissy have a tell all episode about the split and reunion. Our two favorite dads are BACK ... make no mistake this is a hot and messy couple.

[@KidBaklava504]

Let’s hope this one stays up more than twenty-four hours

[@emotional_anarchist]

Im here 2 days in, so! Lookin good 🫡

[@GuidzGaming]

Id like to see the hyenas teach guests about history topics

[@tahdun5278]

"Yeah, I performed in the Bronx" 😂😂😂😂

[@colincunningham1936]

This a character piece ep?

[@ginogarcia8730]

It's official with this particular episode, History Hyenas is back with the Weh Song Xian --- them explaining to Matt the meaning of "for the table" is f'in hilarious

[@todd.howard]

I don't think Matt knew the Netanyahu reference lmao

[@ryangeorge3982]

How much work has this kid had done on his face? He’s gonna look wild in 10 years

[@dinomerk9149]

Has he? I didn't think he did but I could be wrong, I think the blonde hair is throwing it off

[@BaldHeadedManc]

​@@dinomerk9149He looks like he's made of wax now, it's really odd.

[@Nothanks13-y1b]

He’s gonna look like Carrot Top if he keeps it up

[@Screboog]

Placebo Effect might need to get added to the lingo

[@roymoreno3767]

this is too frikin' hilarious but Matt Rife's expression at times is so..."I'm sorry, run that by me again"....LOL

[@DawnWillDoIt]

Rife is for Rome!

[@daxterrack]

Go deep, swim through

[@drock5288]

Best part of this election was history hyenas coming back

[@spencerkauer9278]

"Have you tried oregano pills?" YANNI YOU FUCKING CUTIEEEE

[@satanas5975]

That intro is so goated. It's ridiculous. Freestyle forever!

[@morgandunn8449]

Im not a star, im just a fan. But the advice they gave about not reading comments to matt rife "its just for them" was so good. You could see Matt's face like holy shit this is whats keeping me up at night

[@IvIiami]

At the end of the episode on patreon they said they waited for him to leave to say he chose the wrong oatteon name for the list winner lmao

[@eeshiee]

“It’s a museum now it’s not an oven anymore” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ItzrushxX]

Is Matt going cry and get this pod deleted aswelll??

[@Fallencomrade182]

What is this in reference to?

[@STSGuitar16]

@@Fallencomrade182Are You Garbage pod. RIP T-Bone McScruffins aka Toby McMullen

[@asalu0000]

@@Fallencomrade182are you garbage episode he did got pulled after a day

[@SandraDee386]

@@asalu0000may I ask what happened?

[@smutleybutcher]

It’s still up two days later. I think the kid has calmed down since then and knows that as long as he himself doesn’t say anything too wild, he’ll be fine.

[@breeboyer]

Genuinely excited every time I hear that intro, never thought I’d hear it again 😂🤣

[@mariascomfortcucina5165]

Matt just ignoring them talking with the German accents... That is what's called a character pieceee😂

[@amandaschmidt11]

Matt is baptized! Hallelujah 🙏🏻🙌🏻🥰

[@zen_nabu]

Seeing matt stress over this is the funniest thing lmao I never realized how chris and yannis are THOSE friends.

[@KareemInMyMouthBaby]

OH YEA, CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS ONE!

[@bartvandervlist4858]

def one of the best podcast intro music

[@BazookaTooth707]

That title is amazing

[@hl3818]

One thing that caught my attention, was that Matt got baptized back in august and was mentioned that church is boring or something like that, there not all the same and depends where we all go .

[@dylanfarnum1488]

I love how mad this will make a lot of people

[@charliec2966]

CHRISSY CLARK KENT

[@bb_1238]

Ah finally the cuteeeeeeest part of my week

[@UsernameInvalid48]

Didn't realize how much I missed this podcast. The most hilarious part of the week.

[@sebastianskoog8919]

Make no misstakeeeee this was a snoozie woozie cussys

[@davidemery4759]

Guys, guys. I’m trying to work here. I’m throwing stone right now and it’s very difficult to throw stone when I’m doubled over every two minutes. 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jacechrisman4780]

Something tell me Rife aint downloading the Elevate app 😅😂😂😂

[@KringoGG]

Gonna move my monkey to this, cause make no mistake, Matt Rife is a CUTE kid. Thanks cuzzies

[@Hippiespeedball]

This ‘interview’ made me like Matt Life “Greta van Fleet” “Yeah, she’s great” Hidden gem

[@korbindallas8224]

No offense to this cute kid, but no guest is always better, almost always. There are some exceptions, like Matt and Shane, Tim Dillon, Nick swardson, there aren't too many people who can keep up and actually enhance the pod

[@dominickowalczyk8253]

Matt rife also just isn’t a funny kid… es lo que es

[@asalu0000]

💯

[@Frankf9382]

Best podcast!

[@beneachus4901]

Let’s see how many times Chris will say “and make no mistake” this episode😂

[@KatieElder-uu3vc]

😂killing me dude ❤

[@MrNicvdb]

Shout out to Chrissy D for being able to get through this episode being rock hard the entire time...👏

[@smutleybutcher]

DiStiffano

[@coltonharris1828]

Their reason to Humus Tunnels was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@Hunter-xw9pl]

God dammit hummus tunnels 😂

[@SinfulSeraph]

This podcast deserves to be up in the millie zone for real for real!

[@jennifers.3818]

Cant WAIT to see Matt Rife tonight in Lexington!! Hope to laugh till my side hurts!

[@BonIvermectin]

absolutely wonderful to hear Matt got baptized ✝

[@hookemhorns1543]

I'm so glad this is back, babe!

[@sleeprelaxmeditateandchill7792]

Matt rife looks like Brendan Fraser before Hollywood black listed him

[@davidmason8624]

Crissy Kenickie 😂😂

[@bandwagondave]

“First guest we’ve had on history hyenas” starting off strong with a lie 😂

[@seize2179]

since they're back!

[@sammyleon227]

Best thing to wake up to😂❤

[@AllieLivin]

Waiting for Chris to give Matt a nickname.

[@mikemoore2824]

The WNBA bit was pure gold YAAASSSSSSS

[@Mark__]

Hey Matt, which town do you live in?

[@jorony]

1:02:55 The Hyenas are teaching this puppy on comedy lingo 101 is a moon landing moment 😂

[@gabejohnson97]

The way Chris says Hy-Hena drives me absolutely insane

[@emotional_anarchist]

Dude. I thought I was the only one. Thank god I found you friend 🫂

[@leonardmedved9309]

Yaaaaaaaaaas finally better quality sound and video, QT :D

[@wjreid2263]

Get well soon Matt. Hopefully the treatments help.

[@honeypie.gemini]

Rife fresh off the fillers

[@meepmoopmeep1]

He’s so uncanny looking 🙃

[@broccoliking6668]

Make no mistake I Wiz like Khalifa when I see you post on the astroturf

[@ferociousfrankie]

"For the table" is obscure enough that I would buy and proudly wear that shirt.

[@oROSE1714]

yall should do an episode on Che Guevara! Also the "how'd you get the beans above the franks gave me a good chuckle

[@edgarzermeno9565]

I love the new hyena chaos

[@xPurpleKillx]

"its for the foo wuu page" lol

[@kholub7520]

When are we getting History Hyenas branded oregono pills?

[@josephestrada982]

Me and all my boys clipped by the bawls

[@sakim-it5hn]

Why these two ever split is beyond me. Just glad they’re back together. Chris and Yannis are like Eastcoast version of Bad Friends.

[@emotional_anarchist]

Such a great analogy 👏 👏👏 I mean fukkin spot on 👌