Hit Single Real: Darnell Wet Fart

[@Pikaboy4213]

1:47 Bro I love the fact that Krab man counters Darnell’s wet fart with the worlds smallest violin from SpongeBob

[@Bathew_Gavew]

I just noticed that really is the worlds most smallest violin Cause the spongebob characters are actually fish sized

[@dylanzlol7293]

​@@Bathew_Gavewtbf, crabs are bigger than fishes

[@Beltboy]

​@@dylanzlol7293 Counter point, back when Mr. Krabs was in the navy there were fish who were bigger or around the same size as him

[@lacaritafeliz3570]

Bro i just can't with the song's name

[@Doublehooded]

The 's at darnell changes everything lmao

[@reallycoolbird]

churgney gurgney creating the best song to ever be conjured by humanity's collective creativity only to name it "slopmaster's grease 73"

[@Thor_the_Doge]

real

[@kri4412]

Darnell Wet Fart, Silly Billy, Tricheal

[@Errorskke_]

​@@kri4412fake baby

[@Xtailren]

73? No...47

[@Errorskke_]

@@Xtailren garn, garn47, now in theaturs

[@paddythelegend1671]

I'm not gonna lie it's weird after hearing all the fanmade versions for so long and not hearing Plankton sing in the official version, but this blows all those versions out of the water

[@melovelife360]

I see what you did there

[@P1X3L-738]

Plankton is too busy munching on SpongeBob’s corpse, as you can see him pop out of the eye socket every so often.

[@goldengreninja7569]

Wqd

[@scrungles7853]

Idk, there's one version I still think is better

[@wahman5185]

@@scrungles7853which?

[@H3O-]

i love how plankton just shows up every minute in spongebob eye like "Bro stfu, i wanna sleep"

[@zzmariobruhhandle]

he rests in chum after bold or brash

[@SkibidiSez]

he isn’t sleeping, he just got his eye popped by plankton

[@AskewTheRat]

@@SkibidiSez he's talking about plankton being the one who wants to sleep not spongebob

[@funkinfunkhead]

And the award for the best song name goes to.... **checks smudged writing on hand** Darnell Wet Fart

[@infineoinfinite]

fr tho

[@Charlotte08094]

@Atom 😂

[@bonedude666]

Come up and claim your prize... **checks smudged writing on other hand** Starvedward

[@morgue502]

@AtomFNAFUTFNF his name is starvedwared

[@morgue502]

@AtomFNAFUTFNF sturm has called him starvedwared outside of the flp so his name is starvedwared

[@metalsonicgaming]

For those who are curious on what happened at the end, the place got unstable and collapsed on Teuthida, killing him. Krabs might have got crushed too, but due to the fact he is not heard at all, and the fact he was armored, there's a good possible chance Mr. Krabs made it out alive, but that can't exactly be confirmed.

[@blueface717]

what the fuck happened to plankton

[@pokedariel]

@@blueface717 he probably died too

[@unknown-redact]

Oh, so that explains the noises of crashing at the end.

[@JoJo-lr8sl]

so they changed the canon lore that the krabs died for the teuthida with a bite to the head?

[@metalsonicgaming]

@@JoJo-lr8sl I guess? Idk, the devs confirmed that the place collapsed on them, killing Teuthida and Plankton. And possibly Krabs, but not exactly confirmed, so there's a good chance Krabs made it out alive, especially since he went there armored, but like I said, it's not exactly confirmed that Krabs died or survived.

[@Ultimate6489]

1:47 he even used the world smallest violin, epic

[@Slipperygrenadepond666]

“Let me make a comeback with the smallest violin for ya mr squidward”

[@Thor_the_Doge]

oh thaaaat's what it was

[@kreative708]

@@Thor_the_Dogei was so confused also ngl

[@Anon4]

We can finally hear the full version of this masterpiece...

[@Anon4]

@KraimYT buddy i swear to god if i see you say paul one more time ill go on that stupid game and spam pablo egg

[@Anon4]

yall dont know what im talking about 💀but KRAIM KNOWS.

[@Anon4]

​@Kraimytxdyou can't be talking you cant hit a single girl, always with that PABLO SHI-

[@Bryan_Giovany]

Who is he talking to? lol

[@EddieWelch-hk8vs]

Tf happened here💀

[@mememachine7996]

2:45 one of my favorites, if not my favorite fnf turn ever. it just scratches my brain in some way, i love this song so much!!

[@narah_here]

FR

[@onick3218]

Never did i enjoyed a wet fart more in my life, thank you so much Darnell, bless you.

[@LadyCorthon]

What the

[@elenece]

​@@LadyCorthon the truth

[@ThePlurp]

Huh

[@M3TAH34D]

​@@ThePlurp wdym "huh" ?

[@Vanny_Galaxy]

amen

[@spydersoda]

that transition from the violin part to the key change is so satisfying

[@dystopiannoob5730]

As someone who wasn’t a huge fan of the original Fight or Flight, I have to say this is a direct upgrade in every way Darnell Wet Fart is probably the best version of the song for me.

[@livvxx.0]

and besides, darnell wet fart is such a good song name

[@da-BLT-man]

Technically it's "Bold Or Brash" but it's mostly known as Darnell Wet Fart.

[@RushWheeler]

Every way except the mixing, but that's the same with every Sturm song so it's fine

[@Tomislavren]

​@@da-BLT-man It IS called Bold or brash. The name 'Darnell wet fart' is an inside joke

[@iamwillisaclown]

@@da-BLT-man deadname

[@ThellVallock]

I don't know if it's intentional but considering the gameplay mechanics of the song, I like how near the end, Krabs gets a big string of notes that pushes him from terrified to scared as if he's psyching himself up so as not to give an inch. Wasn't expecting such a smart touch for a Spongebob creepypasta. :p

[@Bloogus]

This gives me the feeling of when Sonic.exe V2 came out. It's such an amazing feeling to see and hear something you thought would you never come out. Despite how this community likes to fluctuate between its positives and negatives taking overwhelming priority over the other, i will forever love this community for housing many creative people who can make such wonderful things, even if they might seem silly in concept. This song is amazing, thank you Sturm

[@ivoneo2806]

That how everyone community does with the positive and negative

[@NightmareKnight25807]

Could not have said it better myself

[@ivoneo2806]

​@@NightmareKnight25807 ok

[@NightmareKnight25807]

@@ivoneo2806 was replying to Bloogus

[@jamesapplesword7846]

The visuals are more or less a fight or flight reskin so

[@MattX1980]

Jesus Christ Sturm, after all of the leaks, one of your biggest masterpieces is finally here. And it sounds unlike anything before, this song's melodies are unmatched by even neptune himself. This song is without a doubt one of my favorite FNF songs of all time, truly the greatest concert ever held crustacean. Please keep being such a big inspiration for me, and a lot of others in this community.

[@lukebottetonic2526]

its literally a wet fart i dont understand what you mean are we not listening to the same thing

[@bonedude666]

You could call it... A symphony unmatched by even Neptune himself.

[@indy8921]

redkiller better but true

[@Von_and_Kay]

But the question is, will you join him?

[@bonedude666]

@@Von_and_Kay Only if I've got the lead role.

[@erikmills7110]

Did anyone notice how the “fear” bar went down towards the end most likely pointing to the fact mr crabs was fighting back and while the clarinet’s effects were on him quite a nice touch

[@Sotrigo69]

After what looked like years, Darnell Wet Fart™ is finally out and finished, and it was incredible

[@АбутдинАбдуллаев]

A how about dead spongebob?

[@camera2178]

now we just need a The Quickster song

[@crosssans6133]

​@@camera2178and fakebaby

[@crosssans6133]

​@@camera2178in Teuthida mod

[@crosssans6133]

​@@camera2178in trident terror

[@lumarpy2009]

He did it He finished the song The song is a banger Mr Crabs plays the smallest violin A *m a s t e r p i e c e* Made by my fav composer of fnf good job as always

[@MizTereAlous]

No plankton section tho so 9.9/10 for me

[@devlonmurray6959]

​@MizTereAlous plankton wasn't supposed to be in the song, this guy made this song, and this is the finished version

[@mrvirtual-2024]

​@@devlonmurray6959fr

[@DullNull]

I completely forgot about this song’s existence till the finished product has been released after ALL these months. It’s even better than I initially expected it to be originally

[@RickyO63]

4:01 lyrics: -grr COMEON!!! -Oh my god -Metals hitting -Elephant noise

[@TheIgnited9]

Actually is Oh sh1t! Oh my god! Nooooo!!

[@RickyO63]

​@@TheIgnited9 Well, it would make more sense. Because the creators confirmed that the place collapses

[@millieherrington4800]

@@RickyO63Squidward and plankton are definitely dead,However since krabs is armored,He has a 50/50 chance of surviving well most likely a 51/49 chance if surviving considering how strong his shell is.

[@Beltboy]

​@@millieherrington4800 he didn't earn the name "Armour Abs Krabs" for nothing

[@millieherrington4800]

@@Beltboy lol,Yeah I mean Mr krabs is one tough customer,I’ll leave it at that.

[@amoguseater]

squidward is an absolute chad. he doesn't even need to move to play his clarinet. seriously impressive.

[@Stitchbash_Draws]

Or even move his mouth in his opening dialogue!

[@BluePatheticDude]

but when you play a instrument irl you dont need to move

[@amoguseater]

@@BluePatheticDude your fingers

[@crosssans6133]

it's the power of wet fart

[@doggio7630]

@@BluePatheticDude Yeah but his hands were behind his back and he was still playing it

[@LegitJoeViladai]

imagine making a godly music and named it "Poopy pants rock"

[@freshnightmares]

i am! and it's glorious:)

[@blackwell9703]

Finally I get to hear this banger get finished, it sounds awesome! The part where they played the clarinet and worlds smallest violin was golden.

[@Average_Deku]

Churgney is the only guy I know who can completely overhaul his own song into something new and make it more badass than the original I absolutely loved every second of Darnell’s four minute long wet fart

[@SillyStarstruck]

So true dude

[@average_ib]

Truly a symphony.

[@itsa_darlyn_]

​@@average_ib symphony, unmatched even by Neptune himself

[@Average_Deku]

And you’ve got the leading role

[@timothyisstupid]

Won't you join him?

[@Gom1458]

I love bolder brush, such a good song. But on a serious note, HOLY CRAP THIS IS SO GOOD! 1:34 The animation here is so good! I never thought of doing it like that! Honestly that is really creative. 1:46 Also you gotta respect the worlds smallest violin being played here. Truly a Bold or Brash moment.

[@JayZ69000]

Is the name from the original song actually blacklisted from the comments or something, or is it just a joke by the comments themselves?

[@TylerLikesVr33]

​@@JayZ69000just churgney naming shit churgney style

[@AnonChuck.ObjectShowViewer]

​@@JayZ69000 Bold or Brash is original song name.

[@crosssans6133]

​@@AnonChuck.ObjectShowViewer deadname

[@AnonChuck.ObjectShowViewer]

@@crosssans6133 Still.

[@__yea]

i’m legitimately shitting my krabby patties and tarter sauce

[@j.c.m.7407]

this deserves the 1 Million views it got, can’t believe it hasn’t happened sooner

[@johanhernandez745]

They were right, this is just flight or fight but EVEN BETTER, I can finally be calm knowing how this song is really like and its perfect.

[@LittlyVAL]

I love how Plankton peeks out of Spongebob's eye from time to time

[@danolantern6030]

By the looks of the ending,i feel like Teuthida might’ve counted on their blessings when they didn’t quite hatch yet.

[@elenece]

He just jumpscared and bit off half of mr krabs face wdym 😭😭😭

[@danolantern6030]

@@elenece It doesn’t really SOUND like Krabs though

[@BagelBotter]

​@@danolantern6030 i think plankton got absolutely mad Squidward couldn't kill Mr Krabs

[@EpicDestr0yer]

WHAT!?

[@crosssans6133]

The audios played at the end are called "Squidward die" and "Squidward house die" in the flp So..yeah

[@hidefiance]

i saw the notification and let out such a massive wet fart in my chair

[@usuarioaleatoriodegoogle8387]

Is your name darnell

[@Noperison]

@@usuarioaleatoriodegoogle8387 i think yes

[@vibewithgalaxy1539]

The clarinet part has me fucking crying

[@shiitaki]

Om Fg i cannot believe t is titqaerd

[@MrFallen_098]

No way!1!1!

[@burntrapafton7779]

Moly beach it spin barf

[@MaimaiKuroshiro]

i never k new t was titqaerd until Now

[@sarahrobinson6042]

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina o me gosh it's mimter buttkrakk

[@Bonus-wick]

O hel naw, quintard done dawg sharted 😭

[@_mario11041_]

It is so damn nice to finally hear the final complete version of this song! Banger music from you as always, so good!

[@SUNS0RB]

DUDE WAS MR KRABS PLAYING THE TINY VIOLIN AT 1:47 ??

[@Skibster-w9l]

Yep

[@rushtt]

A true gurgney masterpiece, this should be in art museums. Darnell wet fart my beloved

[@roobie_not_ruby]

All I need now is the lore behind this song and we’ve officially hit the highest peak possible

[@crosssans6133]

In the end the build collapsed and killed Teuthida, mr krabs we don't know if died or survived And the lore is on the creepypasta wiki

[@bernkastel7438]

Mr Krabs probably survived, since he’s wearing gear to protect his body.

[@Slipperygrenadepond666]

@@bernkastel7438That armour could have been heavily damaged and mr.krabs could have ended up crushed by a brick.

[@millieherrington4800]

@@Slipperygrenadepond666well I mean i think he survived but he is probably out of his shell,So yeah he probably survived he is just shell-less.

[@CrispoTheReturn]

Seeing this finally finished puts a big smile on my face

[@GuyMotion]

3:02 greatest solo ever

[@notaclass-d1822]

truly, this was a symphony unmatched by even neputne himself, that calamari wasnt lying

[@tonioluvspenny]

0:35 was actually really good, when squidward hit that high note tho 👌

[@Coptisus]

HOLY SHISHSELRKD Another W, Mr. Sturm, you once again cease to dissapoint. Hearing a complete version is a god send, especially from the official musician. This is one of the most emotional and “stand your ground”-esque songs I’ve heard, and the emotion in it is so well done. Bravo, again, Mr. Sturm!

[@volnartheunforgiving3952]

HOLY SHIT IT GOES SO FUCKING HARD AND THE DIALOGUE IS SICK, also some of these visuals are SO cool

[@bumper3241]

It's INSANELY subtle, in fact I don't even think you can hear it over Starvedward, but I LOVE the detail of Spongebob screaming for help at 2:48. little voices baked into the instrumental really tickle a part of my brain lol

[@crosssans6133]

It is a meme scream, but interpreting as spongebob is way cooler

[@mugrilhos]

I always wanted to see this song finished officially, and churgney you did not disappointed me.

[@paddythelegend1671]

Welcome to Hit Single, we got Joyus Tricheal *D a r n e l l W e t F a r t*

[@omgomg1182]

months later and they got silly billy

[@CocoCrawl]

T H E P O W E R O F P I G

[@whosjoesquidwardgaming2009]

S O R E T R O !

[@crosssans6133]

C A R 'S L I T T L E S O N G

[@DaRealTwiztirr]

F a k e b a b y ! !

[@dorianguzman2025]

I fucking love this song so much. Churgney really is the best composer and he never fails. I hope he continues this shit cus he might just be my favorite musician period. Also someone described his style as emotional moaning. I can see it now with the godly vocal work this man does.

[@Mr.Innocence11219]

Starvedward Sturm, never stop using your magic.

[@skwoopy]

i cant stop replaying the end 3:38 onwards

[@crosssans6133]

Neither me, this really feels like a last stand against Teuthida and Mr Krabs is winning

[@user-nv5fu9nk4p]

​@@crosssans6133 fr dawg

[@Ilovepeggleohyeah100]

@@crosssans6133 more like hes getting back into a corner about to lose but makes one final move to outsmart Teulthida, which works in his favor, causing him to survive the encounter

[@crosssans6133]

@@Ilovepeggleohyeah100 true, because here tbh mr krabs still more smarter than a hungry squid lol

[@Ilovepeggleohyeah100]

@@crosssans6133 Mr squidfart ain’t got shit Mr crack

[@LilTyqreece1]

Went from finding a "funy video of his brother" to dropping the most fire song of 2023.

[@TheRandom1631]

I love how it's named "Darnell Wet Fart" because it makes you expect to play those meme-filled joke songs only to be introduced to a glorious masterpiece.

[@marzmaybe]

darnellbros... we are so close to the fartillion

[@crosssans6133]

finally...this song deserves so much more..

[@too_blatant]

God.. the way teuthida hits those high notes

[@crosssans6133]

especially after 3:38 hits so well jesus christ

[@silversomnia]

Can't believe Darnell held that wet fart for 4 minutes and 12 seconds, takes effort good song

[@inconsideratebox3000]

This song has some of the best vocals I’ve heard in forever. The high notes, vibrato, all accompanied by an emotional instrumental, just absolutely heavenly.

[@crosssans6133]

sturm being god

[@skwoopy]

hassen and blyzzard in question@@crosssans6133

[@ignolorfus]

FINALLY AFTER SO LONG. WE ARE BLESSED WITH PEAK. THANK YOU SO MUCH STURM.

[@BagelBotter]

This is peak mcm, there's nothing else for the mod

[@Redenjoyr]

Another BASHING song Sturm! It was quite BOLD of you to finish it! (seriously though, this is amazing dude.)

[@thehypist2587]

I remember when the leak came out, I was looking forward to the rest of the song and eventually forgot about it. Now I discovered it again and hearing it now, it was definitely worth the wait. Awesome job on this blue squid banger!

[@CyclesOfDoom]

No way… I never could have believed I would live to see the day that musical masterpiwce „darnell wet fart” blesses my ears…

[@Mahiopool]

Finally, after a hundred decades, we finally have Darnell Wet Fart. I love Darnell Wet Fart. I was waiting for Darnell Wet Fart for so long. Darnell Wet Fart is so cool. Darnell Wet Fart is life.

[@Jemmy32x]

Mahiopool detected

[@Mahiopool]

@@Jemmy32x shhh

[@Jemmy32x]

@@Mahiopool BREAKING NEWS MAHIOPOOL SPOTTED IN THE PEAK VIDEO “Hit Single Real: Darnell Wet Fart”🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@Mahiopool]

​@@Jemmy32x 😱

[@goomb8153]

Bold or brash was kinda the perfect name for this song, as it’s a funny spongebob reference while also playing into the similarity to ‘fight or flight’, where now it’s instead questioning if mr krabs is being bold or brash in his actions, but Darnell wet fart also works ig. Oh and amazing song obviously, that’s been known since the first leak

[@BeachioSandschannel]

0:12 Teuthida was right when he said that.

[@creepytyper]

This honestly sounds way better than i could have ever possibly imagined....absolutely phenomenal.

[@thekingofnewnoobs602]

I am so glad i avoided listening to the leaked stuff for this song until it actually properly released This song sounds beautiful yet intense at the same time and it’s just so good, and it’s also called “darnell wet fart”

[@Slipperygrenadepond666]

The fanmade versions can’t compete with the finished version.

[@NicoXBlack]

Multiple bangers in one day? Damn, what an honor!

[@Gom1458]

It wasn’t the greatest concert ever. It was the greatest Fart so wet that it sent shivers down Neptunes spine. The eruption and sheer force of the ass rip destroyed mountains. The skin flew off of passing by civilians. But most importantly Teuthidia played his clarinet with the mighty power of his fart.

[@Jaidenrealfr]

bro dropping the best FNF song to exist and calling it "I Busted In Ur Pics 47"

[@Princess_Jade64]

This is so good that it's worth having "darnell wet fart" in my watch history just to listen to it!

[@BenjuKatchowee]

I love how the teuthida chromatic is just a random "Dolor Luigi" chromatic you had lying around, yet it fits perfectly with the aquatic and feral vibes the character has

[@thefunnymushroomman]

2:03 gives me CHILLS dude holy SHIT

[@Zombie_King91111]

1:30 How have I never noticed noticed it sounds like Mr. Krabs is saying "I hope you... I hope you die."

[@Caliber30001]

i can wait this man to make the next bohemian rapsody of the fnf community and the name it poop n piss train rain

[@robs1981]

churgney gurgney: *makes a fucking banger* hm what should i name it.. AHA! Cheezit Nipple

[@corva_tile]

This song goes absolutely off. Hope this tides the MCM fans for a good while cause we ain't releasing for a bit lmao

[@wpstarling8329]

I love the detail where the notes change color and also there was some yellow notes at 3:04 and during the whole song to remind him what happened to spongebob and also banger song awsome job dude

[@Flabber_Gaster]

HOLY MOTHER OF TARTEVR I AM SPTANOSLY COMBUSTNG edit: MOTHER OF GOD MR.KRABS ACTUALLY PLAYS THE SMALL VIOLIN I AM WHIMSICAL

[@thekingofnewnoobs602]

This song is exactly what i wanted from a song like fight or flight, everything just hits my brain in all the right spots, listening to this is like injecting adrenaline into my veins At 2:39 it’s like the song is letting you know that Krabs is fucked, and it’s like Krabs also comes to that realization but then just goes “fuck it, im still fighting back” This song may have dethroned rumor as my favorite fnf song, how the hell do you manage to do this sturm

[@JaydenPostsStuff_]

i think krabs may have survived, something came crashing down at the end. hurting hopefully just squidward and plankton.

[@endless-night]

I'm waiting for this for SO LONG! I'm in love with this!

[@gutznblxssxms]

love how churney gurney makes these absolute beautiful masterpieces of fnf songs and names them stuff like glinkie winkie bazoinga

[@GODYT2024]

No the name he called it is the real name

[@GiffanyCD]

This really is better than Fight or Flight

[@DanlyDaMusician]

I fucin love it. Thank you Darnell, your fart is banger 🔥🔥🔥

[@RandomNwordGuy]

I love your fart too

[@PoSlendytubbies0]

And it's wet 🗣️🔥

[@c00lac0la]

So happy this has finally been completed, im obsessed with this song so much!

[@MACHOLOR]

I taped my headphones together to hear this in full. And I'm not disappointed. Sturm, you are the best!

[@nftultraego8277]

I waited so long for this song and this is by far one of the best things I've ever heard, you did an amazing job!

[@Ender_King09]

Another Sturm banger straight to the playlist, glad to see another long-incomplete fan favorite get officially finished, hopefully it's a trend!

[@toasturhztoastbunz896]

Unpopular Opinion: I kinda like this one more than Fight or Flight.

[@Windon09]

Not unpopular at all, just straight facts.

[@eldonasdono2098]

1:46 NO WAY, KRABS JUST PULLED OFF THE WORLD'S SMALLEST VIOLIN!!!

[@nut7544]

That clarinet and violin section was pretty cool

[@Spring_bo1]

Darnell wet fart is so great you never disappoint me sturm your such a great musician keep it up 👍💜

[@Zoroark_Unbound_aka_Bo_Sheep]

I love your music Sturm. You do a good job.

[@Slipperygrenadepond666]

3:15 is so good.

[@Peashooter_racer]

Its a jungle is on fire from Initial d reference i guess

[@JohnnyFire117]

One of my most anticipated songs is finally here at last since its first teaser!!! Its totally worth the wait!

[@UndeadSniper5587]

This deadass is what fight or flight wishes it could be 🔥

[@arandomalt4158]

Funny part is that it's the same composer

[@contareserva272]

​@@arandomalt4158when sturm is not rushed, is always a banger and yes fof was rushed

[@madrabbitvideos3311]

My absolute favorite detail is how Plankton randomly peeks out of SpongeBob's eye and randomly goes back in. It gives off the impression he's just watching the show and using the corpse as his own personal front row seat/popcorn bucket.

[@MisterFazzy]

Darnell Wet Fart is finally here after all the waiting.. and it’s a fucking banger! You did amazing on this!

[@captainblu3028]

Wow it's awesome to see Bold or Bra- jk Darnell Wet Fart finished and it's such a Banger and you really did an amazing job Churgney like you always do and also Hit Single Real is peak too 💙

[@thewatertastesfunny]

4:00 i think its either "oh fuck. oh my god AAAAA" or "im gonna fart oh my god AAAAAAA"

[@crosssans6133]

the first one

[@Rabute]

I WASN'T EXPECTING THE WORLDS SMALLEST VIOLIN DJDBEKBDNDJSHSKD Once again, Gurg bringing those sweet bangers

[@dwerical]

Very astounding for a song with a name like that.

[@GlitchxPeridot]

straight to the playlist

[@the_tyrantrous_spy]

True

[@PATOBUNGAS]

1:15 did anyone notice plankton on spongebob eye?

[@PATOBUNGAS]

He appears multiple times during the song

[@VampleWample]

thank you @JumboJoshIsGay