Hitler plays Minecraft: The Noob

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRR OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Parody by The Shogun
Gameplay by The Shogun
Movie used: Der Untergang (Downfall)
Music: Portal - 4000 degree Kelvin
Wolfenstein 3D - Horst Wessel Lied (Intro and credits)
Johann Gottfried - Koniggratzer Marsch

[@sectious7134]

It's really confusing when you're German and understands everything what Hitlers says but nearby I see the subtitles xD

[@monnty.s1346]

Meine Meinung

[@drippiebread6246]

Ist irgenwie unangenehm.

[@tctoro1676]

SAME

[@thecoolguy7403]

is the subtitles accurate

[@matyuna18]

Ja ist einfach so Hahhaha

[@chessplayer8668]

Disclaimer: This video contains inappropriate language! Me: That's... why im here

[@impureempire4590]

Yes

[@Blockyverse]

I'm not here because of that, I was like "nah there's only gonna be a couple of swear words" but then I realised this is hitler there are swears through the whole video

[@basedduck224]

Same

[@rblxYum]

FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN

[@holydutchlord3477]

FEIGELAIN

[@chocogalaxist8421]

“WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT ME DEAD” Historian: *Interesting*

[@kratosboy5557]

MEin FUhur

[@lebaguette5393]

Tfw you survive another assassination attempt

[@Servant_Of_God99]

@@kratosboy5557 Mein failure

[@lebaguette5393]

@@Tiger-le6dk hon hon hon baguette croissant eiffel tower

[@EscapesAndRemoves]

0:30 "That game is for little kids!" You will never see the light of day again.

[@jsahgafgssfvgbgashjsajnsa]

**Pull out diamond sword**

[@dustycloud2836]

Me: so you want me to send you where your family is!

[@grubhubdad2.079]

Cave sounds Disk 11,13 Perfect

[@Samuello2024]

*0:50** INTENSIFIES*

[@JesusMartinez-rj6wx]

4:35 had me dead 💀

[@kermitsalterego2734]

0:34 when the teacher calls on you

[@whitetiger7781]

When the teacher on you.

[@forkman65]

Totally me when I was called to read in front of the class;-;

[@kurtandre.sitchonprotocol3673]

Calls you to play Minecraft

[@yallgotcheez6285]

@@whitetiger7781 fish

[@rmach3792]

I did that once and its enough!

[@lucasgamalielquiapo5625]

“WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT ME DEAD?!” -Hitler 1944.

[@shinkreytpuylap]

*”THATS SHEEP LOOKS LIKE FEGELEIN, FEGELEIN... FEGELEIN!!* That was my favorite part 🤣🤣

[@kimrobards9151]

I’m don’t know German so I google translated Fegelein and it meant level ._.

[@kidsforfunvlogging1459]

Bruh

[@kidsforfunvlogging1459]

@@kimrobards9151 ITS A FREAKING NAME DUDE NOT LEVEL

[@rahmatmohsin3459]

3:18

[@luigisbanimations9901]

@@kimrobards9151 its a surname idiot

[@ThrillTrain200]

"I will not do anything idiotic!" **jumps off a cliff**

[@jaydenmania5858]

I couldn’t stop laughing

[@vince_youtuber2287]

And then dies

[@red_five3325]

Dream: *Amateurs*

[@angiecasem3766]

8:44 funniest shit I have seen in my entire life. Just wait for it.

[@elijahreade3830]

"WHAT DOES EVERYONE WANT ME DEAD!!??" hmmmm

[@DeadGhost307]

Ye you turned of Hitler's PC

[@tokyoticcat4346]

Because he named his world Stalin

[@shall0hh951]

Or maybe-because he put it on hard mode

[@fiftysecwithoutza]

Cuz this is unofficial minectaft xd

[@venge4583]

I know why, people want 'em dead. German attacked Poland 🇵🇱 And people don't war want they want peace When german attacked Poland 🇵🇱 World War 2 started

[@derpybellicgaming_yt658]

"i thought you loved animals!" "none of your business!" I'm dead 😂

[@iim4xii129]

I fuckin wish.

[@PatrickStar-mn7yn]

For a guy whose lifetime he didn't play Minecraft he's pretty good at w tapping

[@iim4xii129]

@@PatrickStar-mn7yn Wow fascinating

[@meinfurther6929]

Yah!

[@MiniMaster-ux7qn]

"That sheep looks like Fegelien! You're f*cked! This part always makes me laugh

[@antiuttparmy]

Fegelein*

[@PhysiologyShark]

8:13 "Why do you want my brains? Why don't you go after Stalin?" Well, that's why you should've named your world "HITLER"

[@cjspamz4800]

Or HIMLA

[@luismarcial1075]

@#KENKÄ!!!!!!!!! PELAA!!!!!! buster you are so wrong he led Soviet Russia from it's Doom from the German army the soviet civilians we're killed and raped. The red army stoped the German advance many people think communist are bad presedent Roosevelt trusted the Soviets the Soviets felt comfortable with Roosevelt in office if you trust the soviets the soviets will trust you more.

[@fnafchannel3796]

a gay cat yt R/Woooosh

[@luismarcial1075]

@@fnafchannel3796 do you even know what's r/wooosh even is? do you even have Reddit?

[@ghfoxy8914]

Stalin: your stole my nuke so that zombie get your brains

[@rage6465]

Im actually german and understand every word...this is the best parody i have ever heard

[@sarafirefox7860]

H̥ͦḁͦs̥ͦt̥ͦ r̥ͦe̥ͦc̥ͦh̥ͦt̥ͦ

[@what2toinquarantine64]

Can you tell me plz

[@colourfuldragon9984]

Same

[@rage6465]

@@what2toinquarantine64 well its all correct exept for the word mincraft he actualy says flashwar

[@imrasictright4222]

nein

[@voidest7271]

"This game is for kids" Hitler: *angry noises*

[@Tiger-le6dk]

salut j'ai une chaine sur le même thème, le gaming et je fais des vidéos donc si tu t'ennuie n'hésite pas à aller jeter un œil !! cela me ferai très plaisir

[@Tiger-le6dk]

salut j'ai une chaine sur le même thème, le gaming et je fais des vidéos donc si tu t'ennuie n'hésite pas à aller jeter un œil !! cela me ferai très plaisir

[@handletemplate]

"That game is for little kids!" That did not age well

[@ianeons9278]

69th like

[@clueless2528]

@@ianeons9278 and someone has to ruin it :(

[@myneighboratemycat5124]

69420 funi nambor xdd!!1!1!1!1!1

[@ColossalKilla]

@@myneighboratemycat5124 Nobody can be original with jokes on KZbin.

[@scoutman66]

And now it's relevant again

[@hitzkinnemaher248]

2:29 this moment when you can speak german and hitler gets congratulations for his birthday

[@kazoo.wav_]

Happy 420🎂🎂💐💐

[@allysally1702]

@@kazoo.wav_ ... He isnt 420 years old....

[@adamator5050]

@@allysally1702 No shit sherlock.

[@grime3879]

@@allysally1702 oh wow no shit sherlock

[@blindmapper344]

@@allysally1702 or maybe his dead self is 420

[@degenerateboi8966]

3:18 this part i laugh so hard XD

[@napoleon1234vericool]

Same lmao

[@foxems5548]

So I was at 5:44 and my brother asked me : "what are you watching?" I said that it was about Hitler then he says :"Oh you are finally learning something" I didn't said anything I didn't want to ruin that he was proud.

[@NijelXD]

Lol

[@joemamaobama6863]

Well u r

[@Nico-pq2ky]

XDD!! U DO GREAT JOB!!!

[@NoobsDudes]

Lol

[@kimrobards9151]

Beeinduckend (wow)

[@entity8487]

7:47 it's the best.

[@kimrobards9151]

What about, “MOMMY MOMMY”

[@shawnezekiel7727]

@Soviet Union E

[@DDDiego]

How about 7:09

[@ThatMAZDude]

6:36 Ww2 starts 7:49 The most land nazi got land from russia 9:06 Japan and Germany are surrounded 9:27 Germany dies 9:31 Hitler confused because he lost all German land but japans still alive 9:40 Japan died 9:44 There is west Germany and east Germany 10:05 Germany united

[@derinformant101]

I don't understand.

[@Dextuh-x9p]

Hitter plays clash royale. I wanna see him rage

[@novfa]

Jake The dog YES

[@millssilver5040]

Jake The dog he already did

[@Dextuh-x9p]

Dark Minister17 when?

[@millssilver5040]

Jake The dog just search it

[@Dextuh-x9p]

Dark Minister17 this channel didn't do it yet. I wanna see this guys version

[@moussedesydney7952]

5:37 first to say that subtitle is correct

[@KucingStare]

YA!

[@biem7091]

Ja

[@gury2301]

3:24

[@darksidespainishsith0725]

@@biem7091 jah

[@aeterna.cs1]

@@KucingStare ja

[@ajbwbd]

Stalin: he should be planning for an invasion or something Hitler and the boys:

[@viksinha5410]

8:33 how I felt when I first played Minecraft and got attacked

[@Lucarioo]

This moment you are german and understand what Hitler really says😂😂

[@finja7607]

ՆυƈᴀƦIσ man kann halt das Video nicht gucken ohne das es awkward ist 😂

[@Lucarioo]

@@finja7607 isso😂😂

[@Daniel-fr3us]

@@Lucarioo Stummschaltung

[@osmanelmahi8204]

I understood

[@flowerthencrranger3854]

Well… I’m no German, so please, tell me what he said

[@serotoninpunk]

i love the fact that i’m from germany, have german blood, and understand hitler. but i’m listening to him play minecraft while arguing with his advisors about the Nazi war plan. but he’s still playing minecraft

[@gahler8552]

And why you're ever watching this video? Go make burgers.

[@gahler8552]

AND ONLY ONE COMMENTARY?!

[@serotoninpunk]

@@gahler8552 get some hoes

[@cnefarious276]

"Ich glaube" --> "I will play minecraft"

[@Babes2413]

LoL ich kann deutsch

[@taktische_katze_x2359]

ES LEBE DEUTSCHLAND 😂😂

[@taktische_katze_x2359]

Bin auch deutsch

[@rosn7352]

He lying

[@anina466]

Bin aus Deutschland

[@alfredjodl413]

#ThankYouFegelein

[@terrancejones7125]

Shut it baldy

[@herihermawan100]

mr. objection is here

[@dagalealtd4888]

Alfred Jodl ur welcome

[@_DuongNamKhanh]

oh,Alfred Jodl, you're here.

[@Lucky-be3oq]

Alfred, howabout I object your shiny head

[@dylanstone2600]

Were lucky he didn't find a village, god only knows what hr would do to the inhabitants.

[@SigmundOrthodoxy]

He would probably make a nazi flag lol

[@Somespideronline]

I don't think the villagers are jewish tho

[@serahloeffelroberts9901]

Or Poles

[@Kiyohaa]

Guy: Mein u should not play minecraft Hitler: GODAMMIT,Why can’t I play minecraft? Guy: *because it is for Little KIDS* *awkard silence*

[@SNIXC]

GalaxyPhantomYT “guy” is jodl

[@Killerbeast-hx5qp]

Why don’t you play Google Feud instead?

[@isolatic6262]

@@SNIXC no guy is Baldi

[@easyburg3643]

It's nein not mein

[@Tony-pd2pt]

the man i jodl

[@mariapaulad5357]

3:23 lol I cant stop

[@kimrobards9151]

Yes

[@Bananaaddict81]

3:30 crack

[@facundobarrios1559]

FEGELEIN!, FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!, FEGELEIN! YAR YAR YAR!!

[@peterricafort8996]

"the music is very peaceful" Me when hearing minecraft music: ah yes if you mean peaceful that gives you depression and knowing you don't have friends to play with, I understand you

[@justpeachy2005]

*How do I explain this being in my watch history to my parents...*

[@ghostofentity3032]

Poland //CountryHumans// good question, my parents are going to be so confused and might think I’m insane XD

[@loliconnoisseur9161]

You don’t

[@Kaywidavee]

Just delete it

[@bryllepadilla823]

9:08 he has an ally for one foe only. The armored Zombie who got shot by the skeleton.XD

[@larenzdechavez442]

Fire Aspect sword

[@sayyidariefassegaf9339]

You two is right

[@Kingofportals]

Funny how he is doing a full blown Minecraft Survival playthrough!

[@basitnaruto237]

I wanna see a series of hitler plays minecraft

[@valyshknee4203]

IDIOT I ALREADY PLAYED IT!!!

[@SonarTheBat]

And various other games. Something with jumpscares would be hilarious.

[@startingbark0356]

*STALIN HAS JOINED THE SERVER*

[@valerieestes5472]

Yes

[@kimrobards9151]

Everyone does

[@itaydadush3600]

Fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish

[@x9360]

Itay Dadush fish

[@СтасСас-и5ъ]

Itay Dadush FISH

[@raahimhadi4905]

Fish oh yeah yeah

[@PhysiologyShark]

🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

[@mmm93765]

FIISSSHHH

[@corona_virus3216]

1:25 J. Stalin's picture got me 😂

[@darkaidenalex3551]

4:34 When all the pros try to help you

[@ivankukharkovskyy754]

😝🤣

[@roosteroncocaineandshit3390]

I can imagine how weird it would be if you’re German and then all you hear is Hitler repeating shit😂

[@SkittleStudios]

Ja

[@Creeperfan3000]

Hahah rip to all (confused) people who can speak german XD cuz of the subtitle

[@HelyoG]

3:50 Did you know that Hitler loved animals and was vegetarian?

[@luckyzwartekat1277]

*this is my recommendations- I’m crying xD*

[@rave77777]

Same-

[@kimrobards9151]

Me to

[@creativeicon5628]

same lol

[@jokerharlyj4410]

Same

[@kimilsung2608]

Fun fact: Hitler was vegetarian and he loved animals

[@waterisrelaxing]

true

[@mariasiciliano1769]

Wow 🤣

[@VIII-SINCHANCHATTERJEE]

He banned live boiling of lobsters

[@kimilsung2608]

@@VIII-SINCHANCHATTERJEE I mean I dont know much chefs that boil lobsters alive, you just kill them and then quickly throw them into the pot.

[@kimquiazon2736]

yes

[@kermitsalterego2734]

I always loved how he just loops the same lines over and over again

[@_yeet_of5407]

I am from Germany and I understand every single word

[@fabian5098]

Ist schon gemacht, oder?😂

[@simongamershowstars1315]

ich auch

[@taktische_katze_x2359]

Hahah

[@masterp.e.k.k.a8133]

haha ich auch :)

[@Randompersonldk]

Wat he says pls tell me who german

[@kippert8912]

The way he turned German phrases into "crappy" and "epic" has me fucking asphyxiating

[@dangelohartley5977]

6:31 Hitler learned his lesson on NOT JUMPING TOO HIGH!

[@thanosforpresident2024]

I speak German and I confirm the subtitles are 100% accurate.

[@Luke_the_Luk]

Y'all remember watching this as a child? No just me?

[@densterrr]

9:26 top 10 anime deaths

[@sandwich7424]

Zaints Alcomendas r/woooosh

[@wiliamfievel8596]

@@kodonodaichi6728 r/woooosh

[@ilovequake833]

@@kodonodaichi6728 It's a joke,mate.

[@reylacandalo5416]

Even pewdiepie said : "this game is so anime" in minecraft ep 1

[@birb1368]

@@sandwich7424 XDDDDD LOLOLOL 😂😂😂😂😂 WOOOSH THE CRINGE INSTAGRAM NORMIE MINECRAFT GOOD FORTNITE BAD KEANU CHUNGUS 100 WHOLESOME 100 BABY YODA CHONKER 😂😂😂😂😂 REDDIT MOMENT

[@yasin3401]

Me: **watches that video** Also me: Ich verstehe alles und diese Untertitel sind schlimmer als wie Hitler spielt

[@blank-xh7qo]

Als, nicht als wie! 😂Joke😋

[@fratnabisi6304]

Stalin

[@fratnabisi6304]

что ты говоришь

[@inaktiv..]

Ist ehrlich so

[@Randompersonldk]

@@fratnabisi6304 fake

[@yuuka9294]

6:40 best part

[@Aly_jaf]

When he said the sheep looks like fegelein and started killing it I was dying of laughter 😂

[@anton.chigrinetc.96]

Could somebody bring him Fegelein-barbie already? He's gonna kill everyone, even the Witherer, otherwise. Also, listening to it while knowing actual meaning of the words and reading subtitles at the same time and thus juggling the meanings is just pure fun.

[@crimson5163]

3:43 that's where I lost it 😂😂 i couldn't stop laughing after that, best 10 minutes I had today 😂😂👌

[@samuelchung1150]

I was eating my dinner and I nearly choked laughing to this. So hilarious. Look at this dood.

[@danilsmith7292]

6:32 this describes me when i die in bedwars and skywars, minecraft in general

[@invisibleblue397]

Nobody: The history channel at 1 AM:

[@humanchan276]

Hitler will get angry when he realized that he can craft a log to 4 planks :D

[@Smile-pd6zw]

8:50 imagine the mobs were Allied Forces

[@musiccunt3659]

Renzo Lmao

[@inkspooky7244]

haven’t watched this video in years.. yet still feels fresh

[@inkspooky7244]

*when i didnt even have an account xD

[@GeForce1080]

Same lol

[@noidea4223]

RIP Old Minecraft soundtrack 2009 - 2017

[@agalaadam]

XD one of the best Hitler videos. I loved it. I've laughed to death 😂

[@ChrisCrossRBLX]

That sentence out of context would be concerning lol

[@racky917]

"You better shut your shiny bald ass or ot gets hammered!" That is just so funny

[@2bad4hard48]

That moment, when you understand the voice in the video, but thought he actually said he wanted to play minecraft BRUH

[@theeastside7369]

8:56 Hitla : WHY DOES EVERYBODY WANTS ME DEAD!?!? Me : yeah people so stupid right?

[@CharlesJoseph_MSc]

@Turabi Demir no shit Sherlock

[@WanderingConsequences]

@ADA DEMIR PROKOC no shit Sherlock

[@theeastside7369]

@the Shrek Hitla,dude

[@shawnezekiel7727]

hmm yes the leader of the nazi party who got rekt by soviet union *hitla*

[@shawnezekiel7727]

@communism party hello comrade

[@ilackoriginality9152]

The og "The Presidents play/discuss"

[@playing682]

indeed it is

[@slure_]

Imagine that you could understand german. That would probably suck cuz the subtitles wouldn't make any sense.

[@thirdreich4225]

It makes no sense at all .........SAVE ME

[@nattlipo4885]

The creator probably found a hitler video with audio decided to make hitler play Minecraft and put subtitles that matches the situation in the video

[@dennisxyz5784]

Exactly.

[@painted4882]

There are German captions

[@airborntruck6263]

@@thirdreich4225 What is Hitler ACTUALLY yelling about? 😂

[@johncantrell614]

You have a good imagination kid. The funny part is, all of his ranting and raving fits into so many scenarios well, you may be creating a lot of these! 😂

[@kubasymon9049]

3:12 fun fact: the music was made by german born in ddr.

[@KungErik]

C418

[@raredorito4269]

That wolfenstein 3d theme at the beginning made me smile

[@EscapesAndRemoves]

0:01 The Shogun: *INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE!* Me: Please do not scream in my ear.

[@xds3185]

Hitler's voice is just funny and entertaining to hear

[@mattsorum2011]

3:20 - 3:40 HOLOCAUST CONFIRMED

[@sailorwallachia2484]

Hallo

[@ClarryzKyllaVTan]

Kamusta?

[@hairanimatez9384]

Hitler reaction when he found a village:... Guest I'll conquer

[@Hime_phillipines.]

6:27 i cant stop laughing at this part

[@kimmie8821]

0:47 Pricabal Of the thing Baldi: TOTAL SILENCE

[@bigmala6493]

Me: Hitler how many times have you shouted Fegelein? Hitler: yes

[@mrtrader3769]

I don't understand how he can kill millions of people but be restricted from killing animals.

[@priyakumar7516]

Legend says music was so peaceful that the war ended

[@shinkreytpuylap]

General : THAT GAMES IS FOR KIDS RageElixer, YaBoiAction, Etc. : *Am I a joke to you?*

[@mint8648]

they all trash

[@randomdude4309]

@@mint8648 true

[@CatholicNiko]

Jacksepticeye Markiplier and Pewdiepie: Am I also a joke to you?

[@thepromiseofthisplace7831]

Stalin am i a joke to you?

[@uselessshitheadwithcatprof3815]

BRUH

[@Kindsoulgirl]

“Mein Führer, you can also eat fish” Hitler: “Great!” Me: Wait.. Isnt he vegan?

[@juliettelilithdesade8109]

Omg! I hear German Voices and read the English Text... My Brain is melting!!!! (I Understand both languages)

[@caliburbermuda5422]

Ich habe herausgefunden, dass ich halb Deutsch bin, also spreche ich mit dir auf Deutsch.

[@eladiel7749]

@Ohne Kohlensäure das ist nicht übersetzt, sondern einfach irgendein Untertitel xd Dieses Video war auch eher für Amis gedacht die kein Deutsch können :P

[@dixiethedog2594]

I'm so sorry

[@Randompersonldk]

Tell me wat he says

[@adrianapedala9242]

I am italian and an italian advertisment come with english subtitles then i almost die!

[@zombrexgamer242]

FEEEEGEELLEEIIINN!!

[@psyiax3238]

FEEEEGEELLEEIIINN!!

[@justania5666]

@@psyiax3238 FEEEEEEEGELEIN!

[@shawnezekiel7727]

@@justania5666 FEEEEEEEEEEEGGEEEEELEEINNNNNNNNNN

[@viksinha5410]

Burgdorf: berates Fegelein for getting Hitler killed Also Burgdorf: makes fun of Hitler for dying

[@myrjoerengarcia6356]

0:34 when the teacher calls you and stand in front of her

[@memoirsofwar2846]

Never knew a map was a computer to play minecraft on the 90’s...

[@adamalexius3529]

I cannot explain how much I needed this today, a real good laugh XD

[@Callsign_Baphomet]

You know I speak German and the persons are saying waaaaaay difrent things. . _.

[@justclerk2496]

Thanks captain obvious

[@0amburgh063]

No shit Sherlock

[@shany333]

r/wooosh

[@masterp.e.k.k.a8133]

i speak german too and i live in Germany for 2 years lol

[@kemico6662]

Do you think there's a movie about Hitler playing Minecraft?

[@berrybasquete]

“WHY DID YOU DONT KILL STALIN?” *lol*

[@vindictivegrind9370]

1:30 Stalin: *”BIG MISTAKE SHITLER!”*

[@medic2198]

6:09 tryhards rivals in a nutshell

[@blackmamba3961]

Fegeleins parts are my favourite in ALL of the parodies

[@Randompersonldk]

Who is fegeleins

[@seb99342]

@@Randompersonldk You need to watch this movie.

[@viksinha5410]

3:50 "After 5 minutes of animal genocide..." 3:58 Shows yet more animal genocide

[@EdmundRichterian]

After 3 years I still love this

[@mrcharlie3039]

0:43 When ur parents tell You to do something😆🥳🥳😕 *Looks at Hitler’s reaction face*

[@SM_Fato]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sayyidariefassegaf9339]

@@SM_Fato, what do you from

[@themasrum4215]

the fact that Hitler is vegetarian

[@cookiedough5055]

4:00 No. No. Not the cow! NOT THE FUCKING COW!