Hitman 2 but killing everyone is the real treasure

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Call Me Kevin

Call Me Kevin

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Hitman 2 but killing everyone is the real treasure, the pirate booty is good too though
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@jamieisfierce
@jamieisfierce 3 жыл бұрын
*Top ten weapons too dangerous for war* 1. Fish 2. Banana
@lixidle_
@lixidle_ 3 жыл бұрын
Banana Fish Look it up ;)
@jamieisfierce
@jamieisfierce 3 жыл бұрын
@@lixidle_ oh I am well aware of my ash and eiji ;)
@hayatobun
@hayatobun 3 жыл бұрын
don't forget about the muffin
@kalinaszek
@kalinaszek 3 жыл бұрын
And Self-leading briefcase
@Communistdaughter
@Communistdaughter 3 жыл бұрын
@@lixidle_ that’s what I was thinking lmao
@joker785yolo9
@joker785yolo9 3 жыл бұрын
Police: There’s a bald guy that looks like a clown killing people! Police captain: What weapon is he using? Police: ..a fish...
@ShrivledAlienLol
@ShrivledAlienLol 3 жыл бұрын
I too am also bald
@jnoirj3124
@jnoirj3124 3 жыл бұрын
Police Captain: I'm too old for this shit.
@squid235
@squid235 3 жыл бұрын
Police captain: my arch enemy.
@rangerleaf1505
@rangerleaf1505 3 жыл бұрын
Police Captain: Get out!
@pissedinyourcornflakes2939
@pissedinyourcornflakes2939 3 жыл бұрын
Captain:* Eyes narrow * Him again...
@anniedangerface
@anniedangerface 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m panicking, I’m scared” is what NPCs say when they see Kevin coming.
@gtankcorsi8018
@gtankcorsi8018 3 жыл бұрын
no matter the game
@bodaciousdoggo8971
@bodaciousdoggo8971 3 жыл бұрын
They won’t have time for think, for they will already be killed so hard they wake up dead.
@bluebosnian
@bluebosnian 3 жыл бұрын
your danny gonzalez vid is amazing lmao
@anniedangerface
@anniedangerface 3 жыл бұрын
@@bluebosnian haha thank you! you'd be amazed how damn long that took, so it's much appreciated. i walked around all day for a week with the line "help, let me go" looping in my mind lollll
@kaiharris120
@kaiharris120 3 жыл бұрын
And then Kevin replies with “Hi scared, I’m Kevin.
@42nomnomnom
@42nomnomnom 3 жыл бұрын
Love how the cannon is an "accidental" kill. "Oh yeah, that's bobby. He fires that cannon like all the time. Guess it was bound to happen someday."
@prismverse3920
@prismverse3920 3 жыл бұрын
"Poor bill. Guess he had it coming. Going in front of that cannon all the time"
@rochambeau7197
@rochambeau7197 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@genericname2747
@genericname2747 3 жыл бұрын
"Looks like the victim tried eating a cannonball and died"
@manologamerss5801
@manologamerss5801 2 жыл бұрын
The incineration procedure in that japan level was also "accidental" like yeah, "oops I accidentally started the incineration procedure and burned him alive, I'm just that clumsy"
@ienjoydrpepper5938
@ienjoydrpepper5938 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin laughing at NPC's pain seems oddly...normal
@wojak198
@wojak198 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe mostly because he does that in every game
@OmegaUltraYT
@OmegaUltraYT 3 жыл бұрын
Aaghhh it's normal for sure, not at all odd people laugh at NPC's pain all the time..
@WhoisMyut
@WhoisMyut 3 жыл бұрын
Dont you laugh at people's pain?
@ajkaljumaa8847
@ajkaljumaa8847 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah normal, but not odd at all
@ienjoydrpepper5938
@ienjoydrpepper5938 3 жыл бұрын
@@WhoisMyut no that's mean, only when people deserve it do I laugh
@Emergency_Confetti
@Emergency_Confetti 3 жыл бұрын
The NPC who got shot in the neck and said that he didn't give a shit is honestly a whole mood
@freedom-man
@freedom-man 2 жыл бұрын
"THEY GOT ME But I DON'T GIVE A SHI-'
@yahoo12345jojo
@yahoo12345jojo Жыл бұрын
Modern version of that painting of a woman with a sword through her neck, looking slightly inconvenienced.
@TySama0
@TySama0 3 жыл бұрын
Came over from Call Me Kevin Clips, you seem like you'd get along with him, both of you being Irish, looking the same and having the same name.
@neussd8752
@neussd8752 3 жыл бұрын
I think they would do an awesome collab honestly
@jorgewilliam7103
@jorgewilliam7103 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe him and Mr. Clips are brothers or something?
@lordhelmchen3154
@lordhelmchen3154 3 жыл бұрын
@Joe Guajardo I feel like the only one deserving an r/whoooosh here is you, Joe
@Quinxed
@Quinxed 3 жыл бұрын
@@lordhelmchen3154 I mentally facepalmed when I saw them do that
@mr.ltrenchcoat1627
@mr.ltrenchcoat1627 3 жыл бұрын
They have a lot in common
@Sebasian01
@Sebasian01 3 жыл бұрын
that clip with the briefcase was the funniest shit i’ve seen in a long time
@idkkk1825
@idkkk1825 3 жыл бұрын
Fr
@MrDanikr
@MrDanikr 3 жыл бұрын
Devs actually know about this bug but they chose not to fix it because community demanded it is way too funny to be fixed :D
@kawabatayuri
@kawabatayuri 3 жыл бұрын
Its acually a bug, but the bug is too funny so the devs implemented it as a feature, they change the agency briefcase to a heat seeking flying briefcase, but they still not fix the other regular briefcase bug just for the fun
@kennethvilla7532
@kennethvilla7532 3 жыл бұрын
I almost died to a breakfast taco because that made me laugh so hard
@ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451
@ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451 3 жыл бұрын
I legit shared with everyone I know. So two people
@sophieperry6838
@sophieperry6838 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin: *"ooofs" at sunglasses, puts headphones on without problem Me: Error, System UI is not responding
@Tim_Belay
@Tim_Belay 3 жыл бұрын
He was doing something a little bit different
@culinaryspecialistsam
@culinaryspecialistsam 3 жыл бұрын
the fact he did the theme while running around stabbing people *really* brought it all together
@riverfrostwarriorcat9668
@riverfrostwarriorcat9668 3 жыл бұрын
What song is Kevin sounding out I know I've heard it before but I can't figure it out
@CalypsoMelypso
@CalypsoMelypso 3 жыл бұрын
@@riverfrostwarriorcat9668 it's from the "That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen" meme, it's amazing lmao
@lazsscorps6770
@lazsscorps6770 3 жыл бұрын
It’s the sweaty guy in another callmekiven
@beowulf134
@beowulf134 3 жыл бұрын
@@riverfrostwarriorcat9668 It's captain jack sparrow's theme from Pirates of the Caribbean
@rangerleaf1505
@rangerleaf1505 3 жыл бұрын
Remember the final Fallout 3 video? NOW THAT SONG FIT
@groofay
@groofay 3 жыл бұрын
"I named my pet fish 'Kindness,' because I'm about to kill you with it." - Kevin, probably
@archenemy6334
@archenemy6334 3 жыл бұрын
Florida man Byran Stewart named his machete "kindness" back in 2019 to use on his neighbor
@Emil_Stoltz
@Emil_Stoltz 3 жыл бұрын
@@archenemy6334 Ariana fans do be kinda crazy though!
@ladyrevan7044
@ladyrevan7044 3 жыл бұрын
@@Emil_Stoltz what the fuck?
@Emil_Stoltz
@Emil_Stoltz 3 жыл бұрын
@@ladyrevan7044 I meant to say selena but I somehow fucked it up. She has a song called kill them with kindeness.
@ladyrevan7044
@ladyrevan7044 3 жыл бұрын
@@Emil_Stoltz Oh okay, I getcha. (I kinda overreacted)
@mr.ltrenchcoat1627
@mr.ltrenchcoat1627 3 жыл бұрын
“The real treasure was the corpses we made along the way...” -Jim Pickens
@Brightstarvids
@Brightstarvids Жыл бұрын
Very true
@Hades66516y
@Hades66516y 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin playing cod: im gonna be a pacifier Kevin playing hitman: let's kill everyone in the island
@ratlesbian5498
@ratlesbian5498 3 жыл бұрын
@@human.person.1068 the pacifier? more like bore ragnarok. am i right guys?
@SamTWP
@SamTWP 3 жыл бұрын
pacifier? The thing that babies suck?
@SamTWP
@SamTWP 3 жыл бұрын
pacifier? The thing that babies suck?
@kakahass8845
@kakahass8845 3 жыл бұрын
I think i missed the video where Kevin became a pacifier.
@Thenoobestgirl
@Thenoobestgirl 3 жыл бұрын
a pacifier? 😂😂😂😂😂
@pharaoh07
@pharaoh07 3 жыл бұрын
Government: "we got the best weapons in the world" Kevin: *Heat-Seeking Briefcase*
@rochambeau7197
@rochambeau7197 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@Maizie_Alice
@Maizie_Alice 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin’s weapons of choice: Gun - no Knife - no Explosives - no Fish - hell yeah ;) Banana - ultimate weapon
@coolbeans6312
@coolbeans6312 3 жыл бұрын
Saber - Aye Captain!
@taviondavis1293
@taviondavis1293 3 жыл бұрын
Briefcase - Weapon of Mass Destruction
@cormey8772
@cormey8772 3 жыл бұрын
Adolf Hitler I was gonna say simp but then I realized who you are
@buttonwillowmcbuttonwillow5038
@buttonwillowmcbuttonwillow5038 3 жыл бұрын
Heatseaking briefcase
@ethanbutler7866
@ethanbutler7866 3 жыл бұрын
@Adolf Hitler stop it Adolf, I'll tell your wife
@diggydiggyhole-fan
@diggydiggyhole-fan 3 жыл бұрын
Homing Briefcase is the best part. Also, storm's coming. Everyone: It's nothing.
@brianmayfield3474
@brianmayfield3474 3 жыл бұрын
Homing Briefcase is the ultimate weapon of war
@jamesrandles4824
@jamesrandles4824 3 жыл бұрын
“But killing everyone is the real treasure” Is that a Jim Pickens quote?
@TheLiamster
@TheLiamster 3 жыл бұрын
I’m disappointed Kevin didn’t realize that people can slip on the banana and get knocked out.
@Emil_Stoltz
@Emil_Stoltz 3 жыл бұрын
Oh jesus, the almighty bananer is mightier than I thought(●__●)! *raises arms* Amen!
@thehobster42
@thehobster42 3 жыл бұрын
If Kevin got a tan, his face would catch on fire.
@benduggan703
@benduggan703 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think it’s possible for Kevin to get a tan at this point
@جعفرِ-ه4ي
@جعفرِ-ه4ي 3 жыл бұрын
If Kevin went out at any beach in the world he would catch on fire. I didn’t specify if it’s at daytime
@SoggyCoffeeAddict
@SoggyCoffeeAddict 3 жыл бұрын
His tan is instantly charring and becoming a piece of charcoal if he stays out for more than a minute
@benduggan703
@benduggan703 3 жыл бұрын
@@SoggyCoffeeAddict that’s a fact
@aidanfarnan4683
@aidanfarnan4683 3 жыл бұрын
Cannon: the only weapon slightly less deadly than a fish, or a heat seeking aluminum case.
@sinful6813
@sinful6813 3 жыл бұрын
"Just fishin" kills five people with the fish
@brettripley895
@brettripley895 3 жыл бұрын
I love how killing people with a cannon is considered an accident kill, like clearly this wasn’t intentional this type of stuff happens all the time
@devinj4827
@devinj4827 3 жыл бұрын
"you just seen me kill someone, why would you run in here" She just wanted to report the body.
@nawaru01
@nawaru01 3 жыл бұрын
and bald is sus
@LoveRemains
@LoveRemains 3 жыл бұрын
You could just hear the relief in Kevin’s voice when he finally got to shoot the guy with a cannon after failing so many times. 😂
@kamikazehound3243
@kamikazehound3243 3 жыл бұрын
We need someone to make a hitman game about Kevin where Jim cameos in every level like Stan Lee😂
@brenscott5416
@brenscott5416 Жыл бұрын
Or one where it features Jim but Kevin is a background character who appears through the levels and acts kinda like the mysterious stranger from fallout
@gavinator8018
@gavinator8018 3 жыл бұрын
"That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen." "So it would seem."- 13:12
@rochambeau7197
@rochambeau7197 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@dslg_0417
@dslg_0417 3 жыл бұрын
i spat my cereal when i say the briefcase chasing the jet ski lmaooooo
@fearlesstay
@fearlesstay 3 жыл бұрын
lmaooo i was laughing so hard
@jaytalent1350
@jaytalent1350 3 жыл бұрын
"I thought the treasure was, y'know, mass murder." No Kevin, that is just a bonus
@Emil_Stoltz
@Emil_Stoltz 3 жыл бұрын
You only get that if you pre order!
@SMAC_Art_Corner
@SMAC_Art_Corner 3 жыл бұрын
i used to do this thing in primary were i would imitate stabbing someone one saying "(insert number here) life's claimed" i got to the 70s and then the school year ended, im restarting my killing stream now at intermediate, i used to do it in a character form of a 4 year old, but in reality i was 11, so a 4 year old child had murderd 70something people in school, and now at intermediate it will be a 5 year old murderua
@jaytalent1350
@jaytalent1350 3 жыл бұрын
@@SMAC_Art_Corner I'm curious how many people this five year old you will get, I hope it's more than 70
@SMAC_Art_Corner
@SMAC_Art_Corner 3 жыл бұрын
@@jaytalent1350 ill tell you in 3 days how many people i killed if you want
@coolbeans6312
@coolbeans6312 3 жыл бұрын
Killing everyone was the real treasure we made along the way.
@whomidity3953
@whomidity3953 3 жыл бұрын
Dang it I was about to type that
@Mr-Money01
@Mr-Money01 3 жыл бұрын
The real treasure is the friends we killed along the way!
@woodsylightning
@woodsylightning 3 жыл бұрын
Ya thanks for stealing the comment
@coolbeans6312
@coolbeans6312 3 жыл бұрын
@@woodsylightning Oh did I steal your comment mate? I'm very sorry. I literally typed this in one minute after the video was uploaded so I didn't see the other comments. I guess great minds think alike.
@yakshxiao.b4.u100
@yakshxiao.b4.u100 3 жыл бұрын
I am the fifth comment
@krazyxki
@krazyxki 3 жыл бұрын
13:12 Lmao imagine seeing some dude running around slicing people while singing the Pirates of Caribbean song like this. Kevin is a maniac.
@Emil_Stoltz
@Emil_Stoltz 3 жыл бұрын
"Kevin is a maniac." Did you first realize that now?
@krazyxki
@krazyxki 3 жыл бұрын
@@Emil_Stoltz Haha I never said I realize this just now, just reiterating.
@christiantork3335
@christiantork3335 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin is who you watch when you feel depressed and want to laugh
@JJ_Jonah
@JJ_Jonah 3 жыл бұрын
No I watch him because he’s a funny person.
@kausar9881
@kausar9881 2 жыл бұрын
Nah some people just wanna pass some time.
@imreallytired7335
@imreallytired7335 Жыл бұрын
Nah, I watch him because I need to vicariously satisfy my bloodlust somehow
@steveharvey2102
@steveharvey2102 Жыл бұрын
Damn right you do! 4 out of 5 doctors actually prescribe Kevin, for depression and anxiety. "The more you know" Cheers from Canada :)
@steveharvey2102
@steveharvey2102 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, and you can only watch Kevin for one reason. I spoke with a supposed friend of his and she said, if you watch Kevin for any other reason, your computer explodes and you look like a total tool. So I think you're safe there. But other people need to, Watch Out!
@bigfudge2031
@bigfudge2031 3 жыл бұрын
8:55 "were not out of the woods yet" literally walking through a jungle
@ooheeh2264
@ooheeh2264 3 жыл бұрын
It seems every time Kevin is a pirate in a video game, he ends up killing everyone.
@_._---.
@_._---. 3 жыл бұрын
It seems every time Kevin plays a video game, he ends up killing everyone.*
@freya0543
@freya0543 3 жыл бұрын
kevin failing to kill npc’s with sealife, guess you could say it was just a..superFISHal injury
@bluuumcguffin1053
@bluuumcguffin1053 3 жыл бұрын
I literally cannot start having dinner until your daily video is uploaded. Help, I've been sitting in front of my meal for ten minutes waiting for you, Kevin
@Jets_Archive
@Jets_Archive 3 жыл бұрын
What did you have for dinner?
@fishethefish7463
@fishethefish7463 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jets_Archive Fish
@cleetusbartholomew
@cleetusbartholomew 3 жыл бұрын
i do the same for lunch!
@busesimsek2105
@busesimsek2105 3 жыл бұрын
Same with my breakfast
@Jets_Archive
@Jets_Archive 3 жыл бұрын
@@fishethefish7463 Fishy fish
@shadowy7897
@shadowy7897 3 жыл бұрын
I was watching a meme that had Michael Jackson singing "I'm mad, I'm mad." Then I hear Kevin immediately say "I'm not going mad, I swear." Perfect timing
@ravenlunatic3830
@ravenlunatic3830 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin: *steals the plain* Guard: that has to be the best pirate I've ever seen...
@Emil_Stoltz
@Emil_Stoltz 3 жыл бұрын
Another guard: *pops up beside him* "So it would seem..."
@kalabar555
@kalabar555 3 жыл бұрын
The anguish in Kevin’s voice every time he missed or messed up towards the end and all those fail cuts had me laughing to tears lmao
@Kinen098
@Kinen098 3 жыл бұрын
I like how you got extra points for "Accident kill" when you killed someone with cannon
@nostalgiaknight3649
@nostalgiaknight3649 3 жыл бұрын
“The fish here are very dangerous. People die from blunt trauma to the head from the fish.” I like how he’s not even lying
@elliewinthrop5087
@elliewinthrop5087 3 жыл бұрын
I just got a copy of Hitman: Blood Money in the mail today as part of a quest to live out my PS2 nostalgia, so this video could not have come at a better time to get me hyped to play.
@yummyapplepies
@yummyapplepies 3 жыл бұрын
Me: being stressed and sad cuz school Kevin: *let me just fix that*
@rochambeau7197
@rochambeau7197 3 жыл бұрын
:)
@adanessosman9533
@adanessosman9533 3 жыл бұрын
He went from snowy mountain to the beach. Living the life
@sepiasmith5065
@sepiasmith5065 3 жыл бұрын
2:01 SOMEHOW, despite knowing about the Homing Briefcase Feature™ I DID NOT EXPECT THAT I genuinely let out a loud laugh I'm so happy just kills me how the hitman will throw a literal fish at someone, and the security will collectively decide GUNSHOTS are an appropriate response. smh ruins my immersion. I am so entertaining by Kevin's absolute JOY as he gets the pirate outfit and kills people with the saber. 17:12 "Is this the guy I'm supposed to kill?" he just shoots the first guy who goes by on a jet ski LMFAOOO
@TheDime99
@TheDime99 3 жыл бұрын
This video made me really want to see Kevin dress up as a pirate and play literally any game. But you know you wanna see him play pirates of the caribbean with the outfit
@Emil_Stoltz
@Emil_Stoltz 3 жыл бұрын
How tf did you know thatಠ_ಠ?
@patches127
@patches127 3 жыл бұрын
HE'S WEARING THE BLURRYFACE ALBUM SHIRT SADHFJSDFHJGJF best crossover of the year. Call Me Kevin and Twenty One Pilots.
@circlestarbursts5465
@circlestarbursts5465 3 жыл бұрын
He gotta do a cover of Johnny cash with Tyler and josh
@patches127
@patches127 3 жыл бұрын
@@circlestarbursts5465 100% yes lmao
@CalypsoMelypso
@CalypsoMelypso 3 жыл бұрын
Yooooooo I saw his shirt and I was like YES SJQJQKSJAJNSNS
@patches127
@patches127 3 жыл бұрын
@@CalypsoMelypso SAAAAAMMMME EJGHWFHEGJETHET
@meredithheatley7162
@meredithheatley7162 3 жыл бұрын
Was searching the comments to see if anyone else agreed because HELL YE
@jcman-lp6lg
@jcman-lp6lg 3 жыл бұрын
Security checks suitcase, clears Kevin Kevin: They do not know that this fish has cause mass mayhem around they world
@ArmelOenn
@ArmelOenn 3 жыл бұрын
The heat tracking briefcase throw is one of the those unexpected yet magical moment that make this channel worth watching.
@vix1791
@vix1791 3 жыл бұрын
Fish and bananas are clearly the most elite of weapons.
@ImaLooker9
@ImaLooker9 3 жыл бұрын
Accuracy with gun: 50% Accuracy with throwing fish and sabers: 100%
@hectorgaray4428
@hectorgaray4428 3 жыл бұрын
I've been hoping he would play this
@3NA_exe
@3NA_exe 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry mister Kevin I see your twenty-one pilots shirt
@CianMcGuirk
@CianMcGuirk 3 жыл бұрын
"I can tan from my studio lights" - Kevin 2020
@McgillsPT
@McgillsPT 3 жыл бұрын
Your Hitman videos are by far my favorite. Absolutely love it each time I get notified that you posted one. Keep up the good work!
@storminrain5581
@storminrain5581 3 жыл бұрын
Mixing it up today, huh Kevin? Did you think we wouldn't notice that you replaced your headphones "oof" with the sunglasses "oof"?
@FolkieWhistler
@FolkieWhistler 11 ай бұрын
Some people put on soothing nature sounds to fall asleep, others count sheep, but I watch Kevin dressed like a pirate blowing people up with a canon so I can have the best dreams 😴
@jgb2958
@jgb2958 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else see Kevin’s Instagram post and was hoping for a video where he starts a real life mafia
@santtumorsky3643
@santtumorsky3643 3 жыл бұрын
What a coincidence I was just today rewatching Kevin's hitman 2 videos and then I see this on my notifications. Kevin always surprises!
@Coolcookiez
@Coolcookiez 3 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for him to play this, who would’ve thought the cult leader would be a hit man 👨
@tommykaine9161
@tommykaine9161 3 жыл бұрын
This was one of the funniest among his recent videos. Also I love how hyped up he was for the treasure once he got it (not spoiling what it is but 20/10 great treasure)
@acidstrummer
@acidstrummer 3 жыл бұрын
No Kevin, YOU'RE the real treasure!
@TheLastArbiter
@TheLastArbiter 3 жыл бұрын
1:58 How have I not tried this?!! I know the thrown items are broken but this is the greatest thing ever!!!!!
@MrMomoman123456
@MrMomoman123456 3 жыл бұрын
4:52 Such a powerful NO and statement
@kerryntrainor8190
@kerryntrainor8190 3 жыл бұрын
When Kevin shots the guy and says "you saved that lady" I was actually crying with laughter. It made me go into a giggle fit out of no where 😂😂😂😂😂 xx
@X8xPhoenixx8X
@X8xPhoenixx8X 3 жыл бұрын
Dad joke of the day.... I’ve just joined an online internet forum about bridges. It’s full of trolls......
@CS-xu7yq
@CS-xu7yq 3 жыл бұрын
Watching Pirate You fail with the cannon was the funniest thing I've watched in a while. Please do more of these!
@alextaylor3939
@alextaylor3939 3 жыл бұрын
"disturbed, cosplaying serial killer arrested as he was found braking into a high security basement to get a shovel and then running straight into the sea without swimwear, claiming he needs to find the treasure pirate outfit"
@Emil_Stoltz
@Emil_Stoltz 3 жыл бұрын
"He was very disturbed! Witnesses say he went around screaming "OW AH AH AH AH!"
@911Keaton
@911Keaton 3 жыл бұрын
Me watching and enjoying my usual kevin content Kevin- Fafafafa fish multi kill hahahaha!!!
@TechStomperGaming
@TechStomperGaming 3 жыл бұрын
yar har fiddle dee dee, being a hitman is a living for me!
@ManiacTenshiMakenshi
@ManiacTenshiMakenshi 2 жыл бұрын
The bloopers were amazing. The accidental drowning and Kevin's whispered realization and facepalm was so funny and relatable.
@CalifornianCuttlefish
@CalifornianCuttlefish 3 жыл бұрын
2:19 the physics of hitman
@ilariamocciaro597
@ilariamocciaro597 3 жыл бұрын
Yesss I’ve been watching all your hitman videos, I’m glad you posted this!
@wyvern_legends839
@wyvern_legends839 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin: steals plane Me: that’s gotta be the best pirate I’ve ever seen
@oriellaimperial
@oriellaimperial 3 жыл бұрын
So it would seem.
@kj7707
@kj7707 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly Kev is a feckin lunatic and I feckin LOVE IT!!
@darkshadow8815
@darkshadow8815 3 жыл бұрын
I approve of Kevin's shirt
@Emil_Stoltz
@Emil_Stoltz 3 жыл бұрын
I approve of kevinಥ⌣ಥ!
@Js_izz
@Js_izz 3 жыл бұрын
Desperate.
@Emil_Stoltz
@Emil_Stoltz 3 жыл бұрын
@@Js_izz Shut up, brother!
@Emil_Stoltz
@Emil_Stoltz 3 жыл бұрын
@@Js_izz When mom told you "be more like your brother" this is not what she meant!
@nobodyshome1660
@nobodyshome1660 3 жыл бұрын
@@Emil_Stoltz POV you have schizophrenia
@chipettesforever1
@chipettesforever1 3 жыл бұрын
Oh this is perfect!!! I've just rewatched all of your hitman videos a few days ago
@ashtethic
@ashtethic 3 жыл бұрын
Banana: (suspiciously flops into room) Random dude: *roight wots all this then*
@Emil_Stoltz
@Emil_Stoltz 3 жыл бұрын
"Oi, croikey! Look at that focken' banana, maite! Neva' seen one o' those befo'!"
@linneaglas1598
@linneaglas1598 3 жыл бұрын
The Shovel Storyline was probably the best story Over ever seen
@nemis2435
@nemis2435 3 жыл бұрын
Am i the only one flipping out about his shirt this man needs a beer because 21 piolots are lit af
@kae6251
@kae6251 3 жыл бұрын
just when i thought things couldn’t get any better, kevin is wearing a tøp shirt :)
@MrGreen876
@MrGreen876 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love when pirates bury their treasure above ground 😆
@zoee3296
@zoee3296 3 жыл бұрын
“She was sitting on the toilet, eating a banana” There’s more uses to bananas and toilets together, my innocent boy
@shortstackashe
@shortstackashe 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. Like toilet paper.
@spiced_rum
@spiced_rum 3 жыл бұрын
GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!!! no i dont have a gutter mind, i saw the word innocent and assumed
@landonfletch667
@landonfletch667 3 жыл бұрын
@@spiced_rum ok
@timurryssuly305
@timurryssuly305 3 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahahahaha
@vaimantobe3034
@vaimantobe3034 3 жыл бұрын
And it broke in three pieces too
@kigglz6871
@kigglz6871 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh... the briefcase chasing the jet ski! Hahaha Kevin broke the game in record time
@kinggeorgev5783
@kinggeorgev5783 3 жыл бұрын
When I saw this all the angels in the world sang out 'amen'... Then Jim Pickens killed them all.
@DeepPurpleSea
@DeepPurpleSea 3 жыл бұрын
I forgot how much I love the hitman 2 videos so thanks for beinging it back❤
@emiliasoderstam2247
@emiliasoderstam2247 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin: Sounds like the besinnings of a bad- Me: Porno? Kevin: Joke Me: Oh, okay
@roryspencer1747
@roryspencer1747 3 жыл бұрын
I literally played through these missions yesterday and thought it would make a great CallMeKevin video, it did not disappoint
@elfynwilliams1280
@elfynwilliams1280 3 жыл бұрын
I’m here for Kevin’s T-Shirt, TØP ARE THE BEST!!
@TrickyTalon23
@TrickyTalon23 3 жыл бұрын
YES YES YES ANOTHER HITMAN VIDEO!!!
@16zibo
@16zibo 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Clown Business-Fisherman Hitman the second, missed him
@blacksheepentertainment8556
@blacksheepentertainment8556 2 жыл бұрын
The jet ski and breafcase part I never seen that before that was great 😂😂
@villeboycool186
@villeboycool186 2 жыл бұрын
2:53 the sound🤣🤣🤣
@wisps.388
@wisps.388 3 жыл бұрын
This was, is and will be absolutely fantastic for all time.
@humlegard-gaming
@humlegard-gaming 3 жыл бұрын
No Kevin, the treasure was the enemies you made along the way. Thats how the old saying goes, right?
@InfinityStopMotions
@InfinityStopMotions 3 жыл бұрын
I died when I saw the briefcase chasing the jet ski lol
@sarasthoughts
@sarasthoughts 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin having the time of his life while murdering a whole island of turists in a full pirate outfit is the most beautiful "kill the rich" moment I have ever seen
@dakotacathey2364
@dakotacathey2364 3 жыл бұрын
The jet skie guy 2 and a half minutes in is everything of y i love Kevin
@mellogrill143
@mellogrill143 3 жыл бұрын
“No views” “110 comments” Something’s wrong, I can feel it.
@goawaydemons5009
@goawaydemons5009 3 жыл бұрын
must of been kevin talking to himself
@flightjam
@flightjam 3 жыл бұрын
That briefcase at the start chasing the Sea-Doo guy was just hilarious! 😂
@lordbeefpatty1776
@lordbeefpatty1776 3 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact : All the people who liked this video right now haven't even watched the full thing. But who cares it's Kevin.
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