Hitman 2 but I kill every single NPC on the map

[@crankfastle7919]

“Little did he know, he’s gonna wake up dead”. Gotta feel bad for that guy. Waking up dead is the worst feeling.

[@whytho8856]

i hate when a street performer murders me in my sleep and i wake up dead

[@sugoistalin7809]

@@whytho8856 wish that was me tbh

[@vinnietom6766]

**WALKING DEAD THEME INTENSIFIES**

[@spicybeantofu]

I do it everyday.

[@bluscout6440]

@@whytho8856 Wait, how?

[@eddiecoughlan2244]

The way Kevin circumcised the women too, hows that for equality

[@ChanceKearns]

I am a

[@mohammadrezapahlavi4578]

@@ChanceKearns keem

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

-"I'm going to need my fish, and this sword." -...What? You're taking this to a... -Don't question it he's the best in the business, you might not like his methods but damnit he gets results!

[@Snazzydaps]

Guard-"Drop the shotgun, right now." Agent fourtykevin-"I'm not even holding a shotgun I'm holding your boss" he says while taking out a shotgun and shooting the guard before finishing the sentence .

[@alender6200]

3:37 oxford dictionary's explaination for nuisance: mass slaughtering everyone in sight with medieval brutality.

[@Phoenix-ny1mo]

I just wanted to say kevin is my cat just died today i was really sad but watching your videos makes me feel better

[@FurryShroomLad]

I like to think that every time 47 changes his disguise, he gets a new level of Dissociative Identity Disorder!! 🤣

[@WorldOfGiants]

You're one of the only youtubers whose videos I can easily watch multiple times, and you're always getting better. I was crying at half of this vid. Thanks, Kevin.

[@fizzokla6185]

Kevin: this pistol sucks Also kevin with a sniper on his back

[@jheezyman2115]

Thank you Mr.Circumstance for saving the people. RESPECT!!!!

[@Cameister]

3:14 and this is where the hitman 3 devs got the map idea from

[@mfw926]

"Push you first, then spaghetti you." -Kevin 2020

[@vicky248123]

I love to imagine that smoking npc leaving a Skyrim-esque note for the police to find: "Everywhere is corpses. The guards are all dead. The outside world seems oblivious to this massacre. There's no use in hiding anymore. Thought I'd have one last smoke. It's nice outside today and in the distance, I can hear bells."

[@lome4208]

"I dont like violence" (Proceeds to murder countless people) SEEMS LEGIT

[@ahobbit1273]

Kevin in the street performer costume: *the fool jingled miserably across the floor*

[@cheyesaikin9004]

This is making me feel better even though my day has been horrible, thank you for making this :D

[@mightycawl2745]

Kevin walking into that shop and shooting that guy in the head at 8:03 gave me such godfather vibes

[@erickuhlen3983]

What he sees: Eliminate everyone Eliminate everyone Destroy everything

[@iwong3357]

I knew I wasn't crazy thinking this title looked exactly like another recent one! And yet, I am very pleased by this.

[@nobodyshome1660]

Kevin: he got circumcised right in the face. Everyone else: I don’t think that word means what you think it means

[@samayosuguch.8137]

My Therapist: Kevin the circumcision Golfer doesn't exist, he can't hurt you! Kevin the circumcision Golfer: HaVe YoU sEeN mY bAlL

[@2ndsanguine]

In this murder mystery house, there's a whole lotta murder and no mystery

[@satchbrown1657]

Everybody gangsta until tiger woods destroys Coronavirus

[@Cosmic_Ray_]

Not to question Kevin ability to kill, but he never killed the killer that is in the stone tunnel under the town.

[@aliciajesperson4376]

This reminds me of when I got bored with Skyrim and decided to kill the entire town of Whiterun. The game glitched out pretty bad after that. lol

[@octo8186]

Missing gunpowder next to when he picked up cannon ball DAM IT HES OUT SMARTED ME

[@andrewolson3224]

Dude, the plague doctor outfit has to be my favourite

[@axetheviking6482]

Little does Kevin know that there's a golfball of a particularly volatile nature in the level.

[@Virgil_Vincent]

If you take the video of the masquerade suit killings and dialog from Kevin, spin it a little to be scarier, it would make a wonderful horror movie. "OH no! You're all stuck in the bathroom with me!"

[@ImvuObsessed]

Legend says that he still hasn’t found the ball. La leYenda sayso thato el kevino stilo hasnto foundo the ballo. I had to translate it because I know Kevin is a fine young LatTeenah . 🥰

[@ridergilwin1494]

I used to live in a part of town that had LOTS of fish attacks. Good thing I moved when I did.

[@Runaway_can]

Call me Kevin: basically the reason for my addiction to among us

[@walnzell9328]

First a Scott was killing everyone on these maps. Now an Irishman is doing it. Who next? A French Breton?

[@keanandannan184]

As a circumcised person, I can agree that the doctor ran at me with a circumcision knife

[@carldore6794]

Only Kevin could play Hitman with equality

[@marvmarv5629]

There is a type of fish that does legit jump out of the water. I think it's a type of carp and people can get bruises sometimes

[@ceoofguccitaintenterprise]

You didn’t kill everyone Kevin, those pigeons will taddle

[@variaxi935]

DC shoe brand shirt... reminds me of middle school back in the 2000s lmao

[@nidalflame8894]

When SCP 047 gets bored while vacationing

[@Wolvahulk]

2:12 SCP-049 has breached!!!

[@ratpilled]

"I don't like violence" *starts shooting*

[@antonbijker1528]

hey id suggest doing the isle of sgail map, if you kill everyone there some fun knights spawn that are a real fun challenge to kill

[@walnzell9328]

Kevin travels to Italy to destroy the pestilence.

[@emithewild]

"There's a guy being a nuisance to everyone" anyone about Kevin ever

[@kushshah1187]

Kevin should try the Paris map next!

[@desmondleguay1969]

'everyone gets a hit' - Kevin, 2020

[@Nothx56789]

“Oh isn’t this your lucky day”

[@gremlinwc8996]

Bro you know that rtgames already did this in the first map and killed 550+

[@smra_progenitor]

8:00 every op shot

[@Gameplayery]

10:00 Wait, how the hell do you Wake Up Dead?

[@mrpenguin8731]

There will be a lot of murders but no mystery

[@BBaaaaa]

I love that SCP-049 made an appearence here

[@teunagema5371]

Pls do more of this quality video

[@rangasaipusuluri7142]

I hate Violence that's why my aim is so bad,best reason I've heard so far

[@choofiewoo4875]

“No one will notice if there’s no one to notice” -TheRussianBadger

[@queendingus48]

Wow that costume looks like scp-049

[@enbyapple3597]

Clearly someone has been watching bigmooney but I respect that

[@SaphiraLeander]

i love this new series :3

[@darzimus]

This is me playing the original Hitman.

[@zabbas9371]

Government needs to crack down on fish violence.

[@Gloss613]

Hello Kevin my kink is dying from intoxication by eating your Misery Meat

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

*BIG MOONEY WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

[@maximegede1317]

"He got circumcised right in the face" - CMK 2020

[@Phoenix-wl2bs]

Knees weak arms are heavy there’s vomit on my sweater already Kevin spaghetti

[@jessiemcleo8684]

Bee's: 11:15

[@dogwithabeard2612]

This is me as soon as I get spotted

[@comradesniper7507]

Do the one for Paris

[@Tempurst]

This is what I do every time I play

[@MaurauderGirl]

I was really hoping he'd say "we'll be hitting the women and children too"

[@jihadkaisa7158]

Target : "everyone on map"

[@Imsillier]

So basically a kill everyone challenge like bigmooney

[@fm56001]

scp-049 has breach containment

[@Bonk448]

i think there was someone left cuz it still said that youre compromised

[@DekuTheDestroyer]

Kevin: Respect pew

[@de4il]

A very rare footage of SCP-049

[@bingobango3607]

Please do the paris map next time, it's full of people

[@daffy_du3k845]

SPAGHETTI PUNCH -dunky

[@montgomery3931]

Please do more!

[@MarcD627]

Virus, Itialy? How topical Kevin how topical.

[@masamunaye]

Do Hokkaido next time

[@anasshidqiifathoni2660]

Do the murder of crows next

[@n0pepolca410]

YOU WERE COMPROMISED SO THERE WAS A SURVIVOR/SURVIVORS

[@aliveslice]

"My subconscious, it doesn't want to kill" - person who regularly kills entire towns

[@LisaD478]

There must have been a new personality active in his mind lately

[@whytho8856]

@David Lydon *10000

[@emlynselene1096]

@@whytho8856 *1,000,000,000,000

[@xavierf6832]

Grognak the destroyer is the conscience he uses when destroying towns and villages, but ps2 Hagrid had stepped into the light to say that

[@whytho8856]

@@emlynselene1096 true

[@goth.1e]

"Today we won't be hitting just men, we're going to be hitting women too" My man Kevin, a true supporter of gender equality

[@zayaanatif4474]

Alex Voak He didn’t just hit the men, but the women and children too.

[@JuicyBagel44]

Zayaan Atif And anything else that has a heartbeat

[@zayaanatif4474]

Dj Juice Thanks for ruining my Star Wars reference. See you in the Nether.

[@spectatorpancake]

@@zayaanatif4474 Damn it he ruined it :(

[@Xehanort10]

@@zayaanatif4474 They're like animals and he slaughtered them.

[@Anthony-xe9nw]

I can see the headlines now. “Man Loses Golf Ball at Mansion. No Survivors.”

[@DylanSmith-fo7pu]

😆😂🤣😭

[@f-14enthusiast63]

Tis But A Scratch did we ask?

[@dillonc7955]

Little did the man know that his explosive golf ball was in his apartment the entire time.

[@bodaciousdoggo8971]

I find this thread quite amusing

[@brremsilverte.9022]

CNN take note, that’s breaking news.

[@Mimori97]

The last thing any npc wants to hear when they hear the murder coming right around the corner.. "𝗛𝗲𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀, 𝗵𝗼𝘄'𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻'? 𝗠𝘆 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗞𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗻."

[@KDill29]

Commence T-pose

[@IamaPERSON]

*T-poses*

[@vinnietom6766]

*Ω T-POSE*

[@imeantherearethedarktownsy5210]

Oh that font is uncomfortably perfect for kevins voice

[@electricspider2267]

I can't read that, none of us can read.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Alternate title: Hitman 2 but Kevin is being himself

[@IamaPERSON]

Hey, are you ever gonna get a mustache? I've been wondering for a while.

[@i.ftekhar]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache lte

[@zayaanatif4474]

Ugh, I’m so tired of you and that UwU guy’s unfunny, low effort comments everywhere getting hundreds of likes just because you’re everywhere. At least put SOME thought and effort into your comments.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@zayaanatif4474 Dude, what's the big deal anyway? Even if you don't like their comments, it's better than having a self promoter getting top comment.

[@ninaozas5212]

Im glad you found out kevin is a thing

[@finno5827]

Kevin: travels to Italy in a plague doctors outfit Me: coincidence? I THINK NOT!

[@IamaPERSON]

Heyo Finn O. Mama Mia, that's a scary thought.

[@LisaD478]

Yeah, he doesn't make it too obvious

[@shekelman9336]

While looking for a virus

[@MrKing-771]

Nooo no no, he travels to Italy THEN steals a plague doctor outfit!

[@noodlenoxo]

and one of the objective is to "destroy the virus"

[@delladamson1345]

"He got circumcised right in the face..." Best way to die ever.

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Is it tho? Is it? 🤔

[@delladamson1345]

@@Thenoobestgirl I suppose me and you will never know

[@ILikeToLaughAtYou]

Della Damson would a “face circumcision” mean cutting the skin off of the tip of your nose?

[@delladamson1345]

@@ILikeToLaughAtYou well seeing as it was your idea, I vote we try it out on you first

[@TheGardaffian]

@@ILikeToLaughAtYou Well, circumcision is another way of saying "mutilation of the genitalia" so idk. No one wants circumcised, shits gross and barbaric. Wouldnt be surprised if americans started mutilating their kids faces next tbf

[@Captain_Yogurt]

“Don’t sorry I’m sterile this is fine” I haven’t burst out like that watching a KZbin video in a while, something about the delivery murdered me

[@ILikeToLaughAtYou]

Sam Foley Kevin says in the same video he runs around with a circumcision knife, and looks for his ball for half the time.

[@monikacamile7283]

Probably the fish

[@rowbotia]

guess you were at the mansion then

[@bionicdragon5]

6:42 "He got circumcised right in the face, that time!" That was a sequence of words I wasn't expecting to hear today.

[@rikzz0r]

"I'm not even holding a shotgun, I'm holding your boss" made me snort my milk.

[@adamlauer1096]

You know I think since it still said compromise that there was someone left on the map but Hey he killed almost everyone Also I thought this was really funny as well

[@BoredMurphy]

"LEAVE ME ALONE THEY WANTED CIRCUMCISIONS! THEY WANTED THEM!" Every Kevin video there is a new sentence made

[@IamaPERSON]

This is no exception

[@volodyadykun6490]

Brand new sentence

[@wassupitsyaboi3680]

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

[@IamaPERSON]

@@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 I can't tell if you're being serious about this, or if you're joking.

[@theodensuhrie7915]

a death sentence, that is

[@Chyllstorm]

WHO: "Practice social distancing!" Kevin: "I've got a better idea..." *kills everyone*

[@joshuascotti1088]

No body can catch the virus, if there isn’t anyone to get it!

[@maximodubs4189]

who?

[@toffee5266]

Máximo Dubs world health organization, “WHO” for short.

[@tuxstfilms7547]

a very NK way

[@B1smarkk]

Kevin: I might have deleted the virus... Everyone on the Earth: *happiness noises*

[@dipolarcircle5911]

When the icon above the map says "compromised" or "hunted" that means there are people left over. Like this so Kevin sees it.

[@diamondjules3910]

I was wondering if someone say that.

[@IamaPERSON]

Can you get hunted if someone finds a body on the floor?

[@guntherderbaum253]

@@IamaPERSON Yop. sadly the npcs in Hitman aren't just like "Meh, it was probably just the wind".

[@IamaPERSON]

@@guntherderbaum253 dang, seems harder than most stealth games

[@dipolarcircle5911]

@@IamaPERSON heres how it works. If a npc that's not a guard or soldier finds a body they will tell a guard and you will se "searching" or "hunted" (searching means they are looking for anybody that is suspicious and hunted means that the guards know what you look like and are trying to find you) "compromised" means that a npc knows what you look like and is trying to find a guard to describe what you look like to them thus making you "hunted".

[@aliveslice]

"Some guy is being a nuisance to everyone." Famous last words

[@MaiaMirabell]

And that comes from the "How to annoy"-guy... Teh Ironeh is thiccc in thiz one.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@MaiaMirabell bruh

[@MerkhVision]

I love how they consider murdering multiple people as merely a nuisance lmao

[@vinnietom6766]

"Holy Fuck!" Another famous last words

[@thatpixelgirlangie]

"I don't like violence" - says the guy who initiates it in every game in existence.

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

xAngiex what is that symbol next to your name?

[@210-c6z]

@@goldenfiberwheat238 It's support symbol. He paid Kevin for this.

[@niteeshharshavardhana1638]

Congrats, you got the joke

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

2 /10 ew what a shill

[@thatpixelgirlangie]

Ye I pay Kevin for his top notch content 😊

[@alsojoseph7458]

Kevin: starts shooting at far away npc with a pistol and complaining that they wont die with a sniper rifle on his back

[@slickythesloth]

he said he was outta ammo for all his guns before that

[@slickythesloth]

i would assume that he killed some guards for the pistol ammo cus thats the gun that the guards use

[@HappyGingerWolf]

"I will admit, this is my first time doing a circumcision" "Where are my balls?" "Don't worry I'm sterile" That CANNOT have all been accidental