Interviewer: what made you want to become a model? 47: I saw my reflection in a screwdriver as I was pulling it out of a target’s head and thought “I’m really, really, ridiculously good looking.”
@raynefrost90844 жыл бұрын
DanNeko this comment absolutely made my day (:
@ice_bead4 жыл бұрын
i mean, he kinda is
@ebbiebean93853 жыл бұрын
“My looks are to *die* for”
@NBEEALEX5 жыл бұрын
Jane "Sense of direction help me!" Andy "It's this way" Jane "Thank you" That's a weird nickname you've got there Andy
@jono39525 жыл бұрын
"No recordings though." I do NOT envy the police detectives who have to sort through that mess with ZERO video evidence of anything happening. And he didn't even destroy the footage, he was just somehow never on camera.
@ladyicondraco5 жыл бұрын
Mike's joyful giggle when Andy pulled out the rifle brought a smile to my face.
@mintyr93682 жыл бұрын
22:14 and the particularly delightful 22:19
@johnoneil91885 жыл бұрын
Agent 47:"Diana, I have decided. I will quit the Agency to become a male model." Diana:"What? You can´t do that. Are you crazy?" Agent 47:"I am not crazy, Diana. I am fabulous." Diana:"47, please..." Agent 47:"I am not 47 anymore, my new name is Gustav DelaCroix. DelaCroix out." *Hangs up*
@NisansaDdS5 жыл бұрын
DelaCroix de la out.
@frodobaggins77105 жыл бұрын
I did wonder if Mike would be able to escalate things after Andy and Jane's performances, and I never should have doubted him because of course he could. Well done Mike
@quincebielka88435 жыл бұрын
After Andy's run I thought he might go stealthy or kill less than 9 people
@mortua_conjuga3 жыл бұрын
some of the messiest shit i've seen 🤣
@taylorbarker6165 жыл бұрын
Andy: "I need to get five stars!" Also Andy: *Drops a lighting rig on the wrong target and shoots the actual target with a machine gun in front of everyone* Game: "Yeah, no stars for you."
@readysteadywhoa5 жыл бұрын
I'd still give him the star for style.. especially since he was able to slip away!
@charlesmoss19855 жыл бұрын
I know they don't have the time to get max mastery on every map, but for the people who do: with the electrocution phone and the "backstage disguised as stylist" starting location, you can do this target in about 90 seconds with a 5-star Silent Assassin rating.
@NisansaDdS5 жыл бұрын
@@charlesmoss1985 The thing is Andy did have mastery on this level, but on Hitman1 save. Sadly, the developers did not put an official way to import save files.
@charlesmoss19855 жыл бұрын
@@NisansaDdS I'm sure the change in publisher has something to do with the lack of ability to import.
@NisansaDdS5 жыл бұрын
@@charlesmoss1985 In PC, you can do it offline. Which means files are compatible.
@Uniclonus5 жыл бұрын
IO should really think about bringing Mike in for playtesting. His chaotic style would help them find bugs like the 3 person fusion. Also, wang rampage.
@turtleyoutubeaccount3 жыл бұрын
Same with rtgame, his runs are objectively the most chaotic in the community
@NathanWeeks5 жыл бұрын
"Congratulations 47. You've managed to kill everyone at the fashion show except your target. I'm sure the trauma and emotional scarring you left him will be just as effective as if you had done your job competently."
@KaladinVegapunk5 жыл бұрын
Kind of funny the black mailer has corpsepaint like he's in a black metal band, looks kind of like new mayhem or maybe old immortal That would be a sick kill, have to take out someone like Varg, he pissed off too many normal Norwegians, and bonus points for killing him by burning a church down, or stabbing him in the skull like Euronymous haha
@KaladinVegapunk5 жыл бұрын
Honestly this will really devalue his profession, taking out an entire buildings worth of folks
@ozd49473 жыл бұрын
Diana whenever Mike plays
@victorderrick29833 жыл бұрын
sorry to be offtopic but does anyone know of a tool to log back into an Instagram account? I was stupid forgot my login password. I appreciate any help you can give me.
@victorderrick29833 жыл бұрын
@Anderson Branson thanks so much for your reply. I found the site through google and I'm in the hacking process atm. Seems to take quite some time so I will get back to you later with my results.
@maxvel0city9065 жыл бұрын
Andy: Sucky and wrenchy attorneys at law. Luke with his ear pressed against the wall from the opposite room: Is this the new entry in the Phoenix Wright series I've been waiting for? 🤔
@vonschicksal21135 жыл бұрын
Jane: No crowbar? How will they open the crates? Andy: Great question. I: Crate question. My inner Andy: Boo!
@thegreatpineapple44255 жыл бұрын
Boo indeed. Here's your prise for that terrible pun. 🎁
@Dylandoesgaming5 жыл бұрын
@@thegreatpineapple4425 *andy voice* Booo!
@Uniclonus5 жыл бұрын
I loved Andy's surprise at having killed Novikov. Reminds me of when he dumped Dalia off a balcony onto him long ago. Also attempted and succeeded at my first ever Elusive Target over the weekend: The Warlord. Used the video of Mike's run as a blueprint. Would have Silent Assassined it if I didn't get impatient and got spotted knocking out a security guy. But it did clear the room with the safe, so it worked out.
@dallydaydream5 жыл бұрын
"These are the things you ponder when you've played probably t--" Too much Hitman? "-two hundred hours of Hitman." Right, of course, no such thing as too much Hitman ; )
@CaporegimeMarcus5 жыл бұрын
Andy playing: Drops a chandelier killing dozens of non-targets and guns-down a man in a room full of witnesses. Me: "Who are you and what have you done with Andy?!"
@thundercookie32145 жыл бұрын
Diana: Well done, 47. Me: Diana, have we been watching the same mission?
@quincebielka88435 жыл бұрын
ThunderCookie maybe she's just glad she will never have to worry about you assassinating her
@ice_bead4 жыл бұрын
@@quincebielka8843 oh no... oh no no no...
@CelticWolfGaming3 жыл бұрын
I won't spoil anything for you but...... Have you played hitman absolutsion?
@Binary-5 жыл бұрын
I see Jane's tactic was the distinguished 'CHAOS IS A LADDER'. Unsurprisingly, still got shot at a lot less than the usual for Mike
@badd_direwolf5 жыл бұрын
By the end I swear I could hear the vein on Andy's temple throbbing as he watched Mike's run, Haha. This is why I love watching you guys, no other channel is this fun.
@Binary-5 жыл бұрын
"Wrenchy wrenchy smashy heady" - the Mike Channell story
@sirstrongbad5 жыл бұрын
"Helmut, you sound different." "No I don't."
@markmcmanus865 жыл бұрын
Jane: “you turned into a serial killer that kills models” Mike: “I didn’t actually kill that many people” More than one is still a pretty significant number of murders to commit, Mike 😂
@Mini_Squatch5 жыл бұрын
The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) defines serial killing as "a series of two or more murders, committed as separate events, usually, but not always, by one offender acting alone". Considering everyone died on the same night, most if not all during the chandelier accident, then yeah, he doesn't meet the definition of serial killer, for this alone. Considering how many people agent 47 has killed overall, even if as a contracted killer, he does meet the FBI definition of a serial killer.
@bluecat33385 жыл бұрын
Is four a lot?
@stryph423 жыл бұрын
@@Mini_Squatch Right, he's not a serial killer, he's a SPREE killer.
@Speilbilde5 жыл бұрын
When we reached the point where I was certain we had reached Full Mike in this video, he pulled out an explosive duck and proved me wrong. Never change.
@Speilbilde5 жыл бұрын
Also, it's 100% going to haunt me not knowing if it's possible to win this with the lightning rig kill or not.
@MinorZero5 жыл бұрын
@@Speilbilde I can answer that from multiple stories I read that did this, but then never could get the usb stick anymore. So you can kill him that way, but then you can never finish the mission as a result
@SonicRooncoPrime5 жыл бұрын
Mike's run was honestly a thing of beauty. Such elegant(?) chaos in its purest form...
@torico29a405 жыл бұрын
I thought Andy's turn went really "Mike" this time. Then, it was Mike's turn.
@Zombiesatemydarling5 жыл бұрын
Jane: I need to find an exact duplicate of Andy for Halloween Reality: It’s just Luke with a terrible fake beard
@Ducky4415 жыл бұрын
Luke should regrow his Kratos beard
@mfrazier38765 жыл бұрын
Ducky441 “re”-grow?? Can Luke grow facial hair with that baby face of his?
@Ducky4415 жыл бұрын
@@mfrazier3876 With Ellen's photoshopping skills yeah...
@mightymychall5 жыл бұрын
Spoilers for the video: Man, when an Andy playthrough goes full Mike, you know you've got entertainment gold!
@marhawkman3035 жыл бұрын
The Andy playthrough was only a little Mike... The mike playthrough... that was full Mike.
@m_nivon16525 жыл бұрын
@@marhawkman303 I think that was Ultimate Mike
@danneko43085 жыл бұрын
M N it approached a Mike level that we didn’t even think was possible!
@nicholascross35575 жыл бұрын
Another classic example of "It's all gone a bit Mike..."
@quincebielka88435 жыл бұрын
I'd say it was when andy missed with the machine gun
@Crimson_Rogue975 жыл бұрын
And here ladies and gentleman you see Mike brighten like a chandelier as he tests chaos theory to it's true potential
@mattball86225 жыл бұрын
Mike broke the game so hard NPCs started merging together. The Channell Singularity.
@tomchaney60855 жыл бұрын
Jane, on the phone to a casting agency: "Hi, do you have the model for all those default player characters?"
@jesus.andrade945 жыл бұрын
Jane:"Use the chaos" Me:"Chaos Control!"
@Se7en21075 жыл бұрын
When I did this, I placed a remote explosive in the lighting rig and went down to the backstage area. I then waited in line as Helmut Kruger until it was the target's turn to walk the catwalk and detonated the explosive from there.
@andyquelch96525 жыл бұрын
37:30 after wrench ramage Mike: "Oh! This has gone wrong hasn't it"
@TMWriting5 жыл бұрын
Diana sending 47 out to kill her exes and 47 knowing but going along with it because he secretly loves her is my favourite bit of Hitman headcanon yet.
@TheHutchy015 ай бұрын
I'm not necessarily 47/Diana's biggest supporter but hell, I'd go for that.
@interregnum_5 жыл бұрын
That was more "Mike" than Mike's suit-of-armor assassinations.
@Icam_here5 жыл бұрын
Jane made a snappy decision Andy showed us the dangers of fashion Mike climbed that chaos ladder to new heights
@AchtungBeccaC3 жыл бұрын
Mike's run here is one of the most hilarious and chaotic, yet successful, Elusive Target runs I've ever seen. Always provides a belly laugh to watch.
@mik4k65 жыл бұрын
40:14 - In the business, it's not a "Chandelier Drill." It's a "Phantom of the Opera reenactment." ;P
@sevensins35845 жыл бұрын
Im too deadly for this suit, too deadly for my gun
@Stabra_Cadabra5 жыл бұрын
I love how when you try to ID a target from two floors up and it doesn't register as him, your first thought is, "it must be a bug."
@patrickmccurry15635 жыл бұрын
12:06 The make up artist, in implied surprise, says, "wow..." when Agent 47 give a minor compliment. What does that say about your job, when a hit man is nicer than your employers and coworkers?
@ebbiebean93853 жыл бұрын
And not just any hitman, but a hitman that feels next to no remorse or emotion.
@narcspector5 жыл бұрын
That was the most insanely, thoroughly Mike performance I've ever witnessed. Absolutely stellar entertainment. Wrench rampage Mike is the best Mike.
@aerongray22285 жыл бұрын
pretty sure your exact double coming up behind you with a weapon is the basis of doppelganger legends...
@Hellwyck5 жыл бұрын
Jane: "Who can find me in... the kitchen?" # that's why you'll always find Jane in the kitchen at parties... #
@8razz13b5 жыл бұрын
Again Mike has snatched victory from the jaws of death. First, he escapes as a knight on the isle mission and now he miraculously escapes this level after compromising almost all the disguises. Cheers man, cheers to you.
@davidwit77495 жыл бұрын
Henri L'Heuvre is Hoover's upscale model exclusively for the cleaning of palaces.
@bonxiii90535 жыл бұрын
That was the most Mike Mikening that ever Miked
@andymcp47525 жыл бұрын
Jane, if youre still looking a second Andy to scare Andy, I'd like to volunteer! Although I look as much like Andy as any brown haired, white guy with a beard, which is to say totally identical as far as the comments section would be concerned
@mar_speedman5 жыл бұрын
I second that motion. You're an Andy clone as far as I'm concerned
@varunchaturvedi25815 жыл бұрын
As far as I'm concerned, you're basically Andy himself, so I second - no, third that.
@masroorahmadbani17123 жыл бұрын
Plot twist , you are Andy and the outside Xbox one is the clone.
@JoshWalker5 жыл бұрын
I love that Helmut Krueger's personal makeup artist doesn't know that he hasn't got a barcode tattooed on the back of his head.
@MSte215 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of your most chaotic runs yet. Even Andy succumbed to the lure of rash decisions and gunning people down in a panic.
@torberg5 жыл бұрын
Once again, Andy manages to accidentally kill Viktor Novikov while trying to take out someone else.
@coconuthalf5 жыл бұрын
It’s a very OXbox thing to run way out to the gardens to fetch a crow bar when there is one in the attic, very near the lighting rig.
@TheFelesMala5 жыл бұрын
Jane: 💁🏽♀️💁🏽♀️💁🏽♀️ Andy: 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️ Mike: 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️ I don't think I've said "Jesus Christ, Mike!" So many times.
@Lordpooz095 жыл бұрын
I LOVE it when everything goes Mike when Mike isn't the one playing!
@TheDemosMirak5 жыл бұрын
Dopplegangers? It just sounds like Jane wants to show off her replacement Andy and Mike clones.
@FawnGesicht5 жыл бұрын
Mike's turn caused so much panicky shouting by Jane and Andy... loved it.
@docette20155 жыл бұрын
Bwahahaha -- oh, that was brilliant. I love how this STARTED with Jane going "I'mma just kill him the minute I find him" and WENT FROM THERE. From Andy getting so frustrated with his botched chandelier kill he just machine guns the target, to Mike -- well, chaos, ladder, what more can I say? XD To be fair, I totally thought it was the target on the catwalk too. . .just -- you think it couldn't escalate ANY MORE from killing the wrong model in a similar suit, and you would be DEAD WRONG. Mike, for future reference, it helps if NO ONE IS LOOKING AT YOU when you change disguises. XD I am glad you exploded him with the duck, though. The Pale Duck, Mike's good luck charm! *pauses, looks at escalation* Mike's "At Least I Didn't Die Completing This" charm!
@KarateKitty50005 жыл бұрын
Cool video guys! Also, it's official, we need "Chaos is a ladder" as a T-shirt :D
@madhawk50033 жыл бұрын
I would wear that
@JFDaishi4 жыл бұрын
I love all the hitman videos but THIS one is by far the most insane hilarious thing I have ever had the pleasure to see.
@alexanderhansen6595 жыл бұрын
Was a little disappointed that Mike skipped the obvious starting outfit. I'm looking forward to Mike finally completely depopulating a level.
@Androo.B5 жыл бұрын
Yesterday I was watching the Danish National Symphony orchestra performing the Blade Runner suite. Think I noticed agent 47 "blending in".
@AdisonTeixeira5 жыл бұрын
Mike and Andy's commitment to style cost a lot of NPCs lives
@tibi_lares5 жыл бұрын
36:40 - 37:40 Ladies and Gentlemen, we proudly present the Mike way to play Hitman :) (especially the last bit has me laughing in tears)
@brendanssound5 жыл бұрын
After Jane and Andy's performance i was kind of waiting for Mike to be all stealthy like
@Lee-lm9xi5 жыл бұрын
When the whole gang tries to out Mike, Mike then you gotta show take it up a notch
@JamieDancer5 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to think of a funny comment containing the words "wang rampage" so Andy can say it again in SOTW. I'm failing.
@SonicRooncoPrime5 жыл бұрын
I'm liking this in the hopes that he does anyway.
@kallasantysanty60925 жыл бұрын
"After he was done, 47 realised his mistake, it was a wang rampage, in a wang house." :P
@ex.O5 жыл бұрын
By far this is the best Hitman I've seen, Mike is a legend!!
@DonalvonGriffyn5 жыл бұрын
Crowbar comes from "crow's foot", the type of end used to remove nails. Prybar is the more proper name in most of the world, but video game designers are not often working a trade as well.
@kallasantysanty60925 жыл бұрын
I just realised ... this was a custom/self made escalation. Jane's one was fast and simple, Andy added the chandelier part and then Mike just went on a model hunt after that ... perfect escalation!
@beouwolfe5 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious to hear Andy tell Mike to shoot someone in a Hitman game and Mike resists.
@gealyca5 жыл бұрын
Mike, the game doesn't know how to handle you. NPCs hiding inside of other NPCs just to avoid your maniac carnage. Magnificent!
@ivymorgan66253 жыл бұрын
i really, really like andy doing his 47 voice
@nikanj5 жыл бұрын
Andy: *kills 9 non-targets and guns down target* Look, I'm the new Mike. Mike: Hold my drink.
@fearfulsuggestion5 жыл бұрын
“It’s like playing guess who, but with more murder” Mike 2019
@phylion60675 жыл бұрын
5:33 the moment you can hear Andy’s soul up and leave but at the same time he isn’t surprised at this turn of events
@JudgeEd5 жыл бұрын
Jane and Andy's runs went a bit Mike. Mike steps up the chaos to maintain his reputation. So many brain injuries.
@Deth935 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure if someone was following you who looked exactly like you, it'd be because you went into that damn carnival booth from Us.
@TheMbangel2 жыл бұрын
I played this like Mike - I brought an explosive rubber duck, put it at the target's feet, and blew it up after I distanced myself. I then ran to a nearby crate to hide and wait it out. When the guard started to move the body, I went to fetch the USB, and then I casually strutted home. I did all this in the dressing room!
@ArtimaBale5 жыл бұрын
Honestly I should know better than to watch these so soon after being sick.... Laughed so hard I nearly coughed up a lung! Totally worth it tho
@shashwatsharma25965 жыл бұрын
On recommendation of OXBOX I watched the addams family movies, I don't know how my life went on for so long without addams family quotes.(I am not angry, just disappointing at Andy for not quoting Addams family) So, I am doing that in his stead,"I demand justice, denied." COMPLETE THIS MONOLOGUE ANDY! and redeem yourself.
@darak2295 жыл бұрын
I fear for a Jane run where the other two aren't there to point out stuff for her. So many people that will notice her, and so many items on the ground that she'll forget to pick up.
@tba1135 жыл бұрын
Walter Williams may not be a real-life model, but there is at least one real person by that name. He's a professor at George Mason University, a widely recognized scholar in the fields of history and economics, and a hell of a nice guy. He's never blackmailed anyone so far as I know, but he _is_ a black male, so there's that.
@reececowell66425 жыл бұрын
3:06 I'm not sure there are many models named after Bassett liquorice products Andy
@kamranr035 жыл бұрын
Andys play through had got the mikiest ending ever😂
@julianmitchell21865 жыл бұрын
Jane: Can you imagine being followed by someone who looks exactly like you? Me: You mean the plot of Us?
@barrybumblecrumpets89775 жыл бұрын
Has Mike ever Miked a Hitman level this majestically? I think not. Bravo.
@spikie8523 жыл бұрын
Jane casually saying 'Flashbang in' was the highlight of this video for me, I am now picturing her as a jaded SWAT team member who has seen it all.
@MetabolicSpore05 жыл бұрын
Of all of the grim things I have heard on this channel the idea of someone's wedding day memories smeared on a wrench is among the grimmest.... Well done. 😂
@galogiha5 жыл бұрын
and somehow mike managed to "outmike" himself. meanwhile, diana wonders if calling an airstrike would've been a more subtle idea...
@vindicare99155 жыл бұрын
I love you glorious maniacs, never change
@TGKArc5 жыл бұрын
Couldn't stop laughing throughout Mike's run. Jane & Andy optimistically giving strategy advice at the beginning...it's like they've never seen Mike play before.
@MSte215 жыл бұрын
Oh hey, this is an old one. Is this indicative of how much time passes between recording and posting on the channel? Interesting. You guys should do a Halloween Hitman livestream. They have a Halloween Escalation and an Elusive Target coming out this week.
@ClumsyByFact5 жыл бұрын
They will probably do it during hallowstream one day... to give Andy a little time to recover from all the spooking
@Storyman095 жыл бұрын
Arghya Raihan I wouldn’t be surprised if they built up a backlog to put out.
@Demonprincess6663 жыл бұрын
The janeway was an amusing one 😂😂😂 And since this is hitman 2 you might be able to accidentally kill him on stage with the electrocution phone 🧐 I haven‘t seen all your hitman content, but this one is my favourite right now 😂😂😂
@AngelBeatYunara5 жыл бұрын
Well Andy, at least there were no recordings!
@lewayprevis5 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd see things go so badly wrong. Then I remember this has happened at least twice before.
@thundercookie32145 жыл бұрын
Though he really DID try to save the people in the spa...
@DarkLight5445 жыл бұрын
I really want a Hitman level set on RPDR. 47 dressed in drag, with the optional objective of snatching wigs. Get on it hitman people!
@johnsharplin5 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't be too difficult to find an Andy doppelganger for Halloween, Jane, all you have to do is check the Excel sheet of Andy lookalikes and ring them up to see who's available. Tons of options!
@sgtraytango5 жыл бұрын
Little did OxBox know, there's a crowbar near the window that leads out to the lighting rig.
@gimmeaminett28595 жыл бұрын
Watching the master of hitman, Andy, forget there’s a crowbar the other side of the gantry with the chandelier on made me actually point at the screen ,:)
@scrabbleace43545 жыл бұрын
he's gotta have space in his head for history facts and corazon's backstory m8, can't fit remember the non essentials.
@nickycat1015 жыл бұрын
If chaos is a ladder, then Mike is that bit of the ladder that extends out to make it taller.