Hitman 2: THE LOST ELUSIVE TARGET - The Identity Thief in Paris

[@nieblas112w]

I work at a bar and I can confirm that if someone yells, "Ghost Protocol" and ducks behind the bar we are legally obligated to ignore them.

[@usbiv223]

Ugh. In California we're legally obligated to play along. Stupid lawyers...

[@lemminglobber1854]

Where is this bar? I feel a moment coming...

[@VioletIvy2]

"Oh my God! Who did you kill?" - Yep, this is going to be a good episode

[@captainzac24]

Gotta add that oxstra sound board

[@Disinterested1]

you just know it's Mike lol

[@chrisbuttonshaw2088]

it's a valid question with Mike around

[@tomgymer7719]

Andy takes this with the cool calculation of an elite hitman. Mike throws a letter opener into a crowded room and miraculously hits his target. Yep, classic Oxbox.

[@lionide138]

Tom Gymer remember the chef elusive target? He did that, but with a bomb, and only killed the target, about 10 seconds after mission start, and went unnoticed.

[@unculturedswine5583]

@@lionide138 absolutely brilliant

[@CelticWolfGaming]

I never laughed as hard for as long as Andy's reaction to Mike, well being Mike 🤣🤣🤣

[@thierryfux7318]

Andy: "I liked Mike's original plan." This must be Andy's evil clone talking. Oh no! Andy must be trapped in the pit of relaxation!

[@abeingofpureenergy]

The opening to this might be my new favorite thing. *"Oh my god, who did you kill!?"*

[@WillSawyer17]

Agent 47 eats all the hors d’oeuvres: Toast Protocol Agent 47 on a beach holiday: Coast Protocol Agent 47 sets up Airbnb: Host Protocol Agent 47 dresses up for Halloween: the REAL Ghost Protocol

[@thisisodsmith]

Agent 47 bragging about his prowess: Boast Protocol Agent 47 sending a parcel: Post Protocol

[@davidricebowled]

Andy criticising orange trousers: the Roast Protocol.

[@gruggerduggerhoose]

Agent 47 drinking with some germans: Prost Protocol

[@welshzecorgi7903]

I hope this chain never ends.

[@WillSawyer17]

Ooh I’ve got another one: Agent 47 gets insulted but has a comeback: Riposte Protocol

[@NathanWeeks]

Jane, before going off on Mike's 8-second-in-combat, let's not forget your performance on Elusive Target: The Ex-Dictator where you were still doing the intro when you alerted every guard on the level and were shot to death just outside 47's hotel room.

[@peach5764]

you three together have such chaotic energy it’s overwhelming and i love it

[@Pbmarron]

Mike punches out a waiter 20 seconds into the mission. Shooting happens. LUKE (somewhere): "OH NO! THE CONSEQUENCES!"

[@possiblestranger]

True Story: I once played Hitman with a friend and he tapped the punch button during the loading screen so that the moment we arrived on the red carpet he hit a guard in the face and was immediately in combat. less than a second in.

[@kamenraider1175]

@@JustinMcJustin Well now you can!

[@brocksisson7128]

So Mike failed at an Andy style plan and Andy was successful with a Mike style plan *Twlight Zone music intensifies*

[@eleanorsmith7152]

Jane’s brain swapping ray has completed its testing phase.

[@TMWriting]

“Oh my god, who did you kill?!” is hands down the funniest cut-to-static gag you guys have ever edited, I’ve never been so excited to watch a video.

[@kimberleyisaac1997]

Petition for Andy to judge the outfit of every hitman target from here on out

[@thundercookie3214]

That could be an interesting feature list... Most Stylish Video Game Characters and of course the flip side of the coin: the worst-dressed characters of all time. As judged by Video Game Style Guru, the impeccable Maître Andy. I'd watch that.

[@djhansolo2568]

My computer was muted when I started the video, saw chaos, knew immediately who was in control.

[@Se7en2107]

I just completed this target last night. Started as tech crew with lockpick and coins, snuck into Sheikh Salman al-Ghazali's suite and took his outfit, found a letter opener, went up to the auction room, took out the guard on the balcony (no-one saw), threw a coin at the other side of the balcony just as the target would've seen the unconscious guard and then the letter opener at his head while he was inspecting the coin (again, no-one saw). Then I just waltzed down to the security room, deleted the footage and waltzed out the level. Silent Assassin!

[@reikenkayzer]

Mike's strategy: Planning: Nah, I'll just wing it After Briefing: So what are we doing? Punches a waiter after 2 minutes: Good to have a challenge.

[@maxvel0city906]

"IMMEDIATELY COMPRIMISED" The Mike Channel story. 😂

[@CucumberSadness]

Jane and Andy: Screaming, one in joy the other in terror. Mike: Death, kill, kill, it's all right, death, stab, explosion!!!!!! See everything's fine. 47 is such a bullet sponge, don't know what you were worried about. Andy: With the amount of times he's been shot this playthrough alone, he's more porous than any sponge.

[@rikdawson9165]

Jane: "Ghost protocol is when you yell: "Ghost protocol!" and then duck behind a bar." Knowing this, I'm definitely going to have to check out that Mission Impossible movie.

[@illustratedjill6914]

Crouch walk, punch waiter, detonate limes... God I love it when Mike does a Hitman. Chaotic alignment for the win 😆😆

[@Icam_here]

a few minutes in and it gone full mike, good to know some things never change

[@rhelie9397]

My favorite part about Mike's playthroughs is that he literally never waits for input from the others and just does literally whatever is in front of him with no regard for future problems that might create

[@Uniclonus]

I was hoping to see Jane take a run. I always enjoy her Hitmanning.

[@JamesHargrave1991]

The first Elusive Target I've managed to do now I own both an Xbox and Hitman 1/2!

[@EC20222]

You should watch Mrfreeze2244 on youtube. He does walk throughs for Elusive targets. You miss out on the undying suit and the casual undercover suit

[@Se7en2107]

Well done and welcome to the family!

[@reikenkayzer]

Mike gets a go first, just to play around, Andy comes in like a proud parent showing everyone how it's done ^^

[@NisansaDdS]

Andy's shot through the tent flaps in this was as good as Mike's shot through palm leaves in that "Animal Rights Project" contract.

[@ollieduncan3784]

I always love how if Mike is playing, Andy is almost constantly in a state of shock and disbelief

[@jembozaba4864]

I love how Mike gets into combat so often, that it's now just a side mission for a Mike playthrough.

[@kellenwoods4633]

Andy is right, that suit is terrible. And it’s gone horribly Mike real quick.

[@izzyliberty8720]

Andy's fashion reviews. Yes please, I'm so here for this.

[@VincenteIL]

"Toast Protocol" new band name I call it!

[@usbiv223]

I'll allow it.

[@Paldasan]

Shoes without socks. If I had noticed that I would have gone for a much more public elimination.

[@abeingofpureenergy]

Make an example of him.

[@shawnpitman876]

Some shoes are meant to be worn without socks. Like boat shoes, don't ever let someone catch you wearing socks with boat shoes. Not to mention he COULD be wearing socks, just the really short cut off before your ankle kind.

[@ToreAHansen]

Speaking of "Toast Protocol": The voices of 47 and Diana (David Bateson and Vivienne McKee) are both British actors living in Denmark. They are part of the "London Toast Theatre" group, that perform the satirical "Crazy Christmas Cabaret" each year in Copenhagen. It's very popular and very wacky. Google it to see 47 and Diana in the weirdest costumes... Also, Vivienne McKee is the English announcer voice in Danish trains, making me want to ice someone in spectacular fashion everytime I commute.

[@michiev]

But Vivienne McKee was only the voice of Diana in the older games fyi

[@brentage5000]

Ghost Protocol - continue your company's mission when your company is a shambles Toast Protocol - eat all the hors d'oeuvres esp. the canapes Roast Protocol - cook a ham for all the agency heads Coast Protocol - kill the target on a beach from a speedboat

[@docette2015]

What the hell is an IDENTITY THIEF doing in an outfit like THAT?! I refuse to believe this guy is successful at stealing identities. Also, this is the content I come here for -- Mike Hitman chaos! :D I've missed you on these little missions. I love how he IMMEDIATELY starts trespassing, explodes the cutting board (no limes! THE ACTUAL WOOD), and then is forced to hide in a bathroom to shake the fuzz. Also love how he flung a letter opener into a crowd and took out the target -- I was so hoping that you'd make it out of there alive, 47! Ah well -- at least it set up a great hit from Andy as well. Some awesome sharp shooting there, Tex! And yes, it would be hilarious if you could get this guy's outfit, because OMG. XD

[@NGMonocrom]

Mike came in with no planning?.... Shocker! All right, we're going Full Mike on this one. Yes, as usual!

[@jacobbulpitt2654]

As a wise man once said “Your fruit killing skills are remarkable“

[@phyllissmith1966]

Absolutely the best description of tails ever:"It's the one with the flippy bits on the end of the coat."!

[@Zoso14892]

I dunno, I like the idea that everyone at those type of events are actually furries!

[@thisistherevolt]

If any of you guys haven't killed him yet, there is an easy Silent Assassin/Suit Only method. The target makes his way to the back patio after roughly 5 minutes. He then goes down the steps of the patio. There is a power strip already in water right in front of the steps. Shoot it out of sight, then turn the power to it on, right by the power strip. Bump the target's date a few times to slow her down. He gets zapped. Easy.

[@coyoteone6197]

Oh, that's efficient! I got a Silent Assassin rating on this one by infiltrating the auction, where the target goes after his phone call. I dropped a gun on the outside balcony and coined the guard into finding it. Guard goes to drop gun off, target leans on the balcony to take in the sights...whoosh, "accidental" fall and I'm out the front gate. :)

[@jedihorjus]

Mike formulating the plan but then gloriously fluffing it up only for Andy to execute it perfectly gives me an interesting idea for an action-comedy film.

[@jordanleighton6893]

He didn't telekinetically break them, he just dodged a bullet. Casual

[@theDegausser]

“You know the tails on the back of a coat...” also known as coattails. 😂

[@kallasantysanty6092]

Less elusive that i expected, it should be called: Easly Spoted Target.

[@Bigal3031]

Mike's actually developed his explosion skills that he can cause them telecneticly

[@AngryLittleGnome]

You guys should really turn on the in-game timer and the Silent Assassin indicator, it makes playing the game much more efficient. You can find them both in the settings menu.

[@rebelink]

If you're coming to OxBox for "Hitman efficiency", you've come to the wrong place.

[@AngryLittleGnome]

@@rebelink I know, just trying to make their experience easier. 👍

[@essaerae_g]

@10:30 If I recall correctly, the tails on such jackets are specifically called "swallow tails" (At least if they end in the double point style)

[@marceljung8865]

The toast-protocol is an eggcellent way to start your morning. I just loaf the idea of a cereal killer like 47 having a normal breakfast just livin' la vida mocha😁🍞

[@yorkshirepuddin_]

Toast protocol is a phrase i already know i'm going to use too often

[@rebelink]

It just wouldn't be a Mike play-through if he didn't immediately lose his silent assassin rating within the first 10 seconds of the video.

[@jordanjohns8278]

What I love most about the 3 ways to play series is the first 10 second preview that immediately tells you... 'yeah this is gonna be good'

[@brocksisson7128]

Love some surprise Hitmanning before bed, 47 can soothe me to sleep.

[@johnoneil9188]

The Agency actually tried to give 47 psychokinetic powers and mind bullets but all they managed is his power to stare through solid walls. Little victories.

[@CaitlinRC]

Mike? Plan? Are you guys sure you're talking about Mike here..?

[@Coswalker27]

How do you have that icon next to your name?

[@liambowbrick3917]

We had Andy going all Mike on us before so maybe they switched

[@Mini_Squatch]

@@Coswalker27 you know that "join" button next to the subscribe button under the video? Its by clicking that and paying some money.

[@narcspector]

I didn't know Andy knew so much about fashion?! I demand more of this in future videos! (Please)

[@sethneville]

Interesting historical note: Roman emperors didn't use a thumbs-down to call for an execution. In reality, the way it worked... Oh dear god, I'm turning into Andy! Quick, explosions! Clowns! Save me, Mike!

[@theDegausser]

Mike’s realization that he had a silenced pistol the entire time in 3, 2... nope, he never even noticed. To be fair, neither did Jane nor Andy.

[@theDegausser]

All he would’ve had to notice was the silhouette of the silenced pistol in the bottom right hand corner of his screen, and he would’ve had a much easier, if less entertaining, time of it.

[@eleanorsmith7152]

I’ve watch too many Oxtra live streams this week. I spotted the target at about 10:20 and thought: quick tell them where he is in the chat!

[@cerosis]

I had no idea Andy was so fashion conscious.

[@silver_tonguesplitch9207]

OMG I wasn’t aware 47 had a lime devastating thunder wave! DOB would be so proud!

[@voltzoen6262]

Mike takes the 'escalation' so literally, love it.

[@kimberleyisaac1997]

It took Mike about 2 minutes to get into combat. Good job Mike I think that is the longest you have gone without going full Mike.

[@KirbyCom]

Needing to hide in plain sight, eh? I'm sure Mike'll make good use of the new "blend in with crowd" mechanic to avoid detec- oh no wait he's just crouching conspicuously

[@darkamora5123]

Jane, (since Mike and Andy already did this one) if you get the tech crew outfit and a screwdriver (old screwy) you can tamper with the outlet and play with the power switch without being suspicious. You do have to bump his lady companion though, as she will follow closely enough to get killed with him. Also, you can shoot the outlets to short circuit them. Pulling out his gun shooting a plug and running away seems kind of Mike.

[@GetGoodGirl1561]

“Ghost protocol” for Mike means chaos, like in ghost mode.

[@sevensins3584]

My only exposure to hitman games are this channel. So in my headcanon the completly insane agent 47 have three personalities in his head competes for control of his mind. The skilled agent, the sadist and the explosion happy fool

[@thomasgodridge5945]

I love Andy's 47 voice.

[@lemminglobber1854]

Can we get a monthly fashion vlog with Andy? It could be real world fashion, fashion in games, a combination of the two, whatever floats your boat really.

[@mariedaparellio5686]

Ahh the good old days...with their shared banter. Miss the gang altogether!

[@blakefeary4369]

I love you guys because our time zones are about 7 hours apart so whenever I wake up there you guys are with a video

[@warandpoetry9542]

He's dressed portal-themed

[@Fennec333]

I love watching Hitman episodes thinking of the oxbox crew as voices in 47’s head and it’s amazing

[@kallasantysanty6092]

New movie "Possible Mission: Toast Protocol" staring Agents Andy "47" Farrant and Mike "Chaos" Channell and their handler "Elusive" Jane Douglas, cooming soon to the hiden movie basment near you. [Wardrobe to hide in is not included in the ticket price!]

[@maxvel0city906]

I'd totally go to watch that in the cinema. 😀

[@kallasantysanty6092]

@@maxvel0city906 It could also be a animated action comedy, like spiderverse (just better and maybe not as expensive) :) If anyone with an animation studio reading this, you already got 2,4kk potential viewers right here, so why not make it??:P

[@IIVSavvyVII]

Easiest way to describe a suit with tails. Think of a magician. Top hat and tails.

[@Giga-lemesh]

Andy says tails, and Jane is immediately thinking about furries

[@Thunder2Clan]

I feel like it would be an amazing thing to be able to collect all the outfits, like if you leave a mission while wearing a specific outfit/disguise then you unlock it for your use. Think it would be the least game-breaking and most hilarious if the unlocked versions were just like 47's Suits, really, just imagine being able to do something like wear that Flamingo Mascot outfit on ANY mission? :D I do have a very bad case of Collector-itis though so maybe that is just me.

[@LamasLeathercrafts]

The team’s impressions of agent 47 are probably my favorite parts of their hitman videos. 😂

[@AngelBeatYunara]

Good mayhem, nice shot.

[@stephenmccormack9971]

Pretty sure the Mission Briefing for this one actually says that the renowned identity theif will be attending the auction of international secrets upstairs, might have been an idea to look up there rather than running around backstage to see if he was having hair and makeup done in public view at a fashion show. :)

[@ethanlawn2253]

When Mike said he wanted to get on the balconey to dome the elusive target I thought Omg Mike is gonna JFK him lol

[@matthewfrfly]

When you put on a disguise that's just a slightly different suit and nobody can recognize you as the guy from 30 seconds earlier...

[@brendanclassen3440]

I didn't see the targets name at first so when Jane started saying "Brendan" at 6:40 I got little freaked out.

[@Eagl3xStrik3]

Soon as i realized Mike was in control I yelled out OH NO! Wasn't disappointed...

[@zulubunsen9067]

Gotta love the Oxbox attention span: nagging Diana because she doesn't give clues for the whereabouts of the target, while completely ignoring the mission intro where she says that he'll be going up to the auction.

[@PhantomJokerX]

Ghost Protocol ? .. No its Toast protocol.. LOL

[@happybob1441]

The chaos of a Mike play through makes me feel less bad about my own chaotic and failed attempts at elusive targets. That being said, this one was one of the few I've done successfully.

[@rikdawson9165]

Remember for flash grenades to look directly into the flash. It's best if you can pry your eyes open as wide as possible, to absorb all the flashy bits :D

[@ashdabrowiak9407]

5:17 My name is in Hitman!

[@Cooperma426]

That was the best preview you've ever done. I'm 15 seconds in and already snorting.

[@ashtherion]

"cheeky distance pistol shot" Anyone else getting Dishonored flashbacks? Truly, the OG in Mike Stealth, closely followed by the exploding duck.

[@MegaDale42]

Don't forget the ICA training level where Mike just crouched near the entry/exit point and shot Kalvin on the yacht

[@marhawkman303]

@@MegaDale42 Yeah, like Andy said, Mike is legit at sniping people in Hitman.

[@e.d.5766]

Blue and orange go well together but swap out the blue jacket for a golden-orange jacket and the orange trousers for a darker blue trousers. Also, plain jacket with a patterned pocket-square, not patterned jacket and patterned pocket-square, that's too many patterns. And at a formal event, wear real shoes! I just got way too carried away with that... *MEN'S FASHION TIPS WITH NOT ANDY FARRANT*

[@welshzecorgi7903]

We must see another 'real life' Hitman with Mike solely on the controls. I'd advise every available hospital on earth to be on alert that day.

[@idiotgamer5271]

A game Andy knows so well and yet Mike always finds something new to show him...like exploding entree’s!

[@stingersplash]

Its nice to see someone messing about with these elusive targets. I just take the electrocution phone now, drop it in front of target and electrocution follows.

[@PossibleBat]

YESSSSSS I LOVE YOUR HITMAN VIDEOSSS

[@ZenGForever]

Ah! the usual recipe of mike, little to no discretion and a lots of chaos...

[@Gigawolf1]

You can shoot the power bar to break it, causing the puddle to become electric even if you don't have a screwdriver. It's still an issue of timing though (and whether the power is on or off by default

[@kalessin4942]

You would think that out of any of the levels in the game, the _first_ one would be the one where you'd know it well enough to know how to avoid ever getting noticed, but I guess that Mike just doesn't care, cause he's, well, Mike.

[@AdamAircraft]

Trust the OX crew to create a 20 minute video of something that takes less than 5 minutes. 😂😂😂

[@stingersplash]

Less than 2 for me I think.

[@Nono-hk3is]

I think we underestimate Mike. Remember he did unlock the magical briefcase.

[@marhawkman303]

Well, I mean in this video Mike teaches Andy how to snipe people with a pistol.

[@donkeymanusa6364]

This feels like the movie Face/Off, but Nicholas Cage playing Jon Travolta won and now the ICA sent Hitman after him.