HITMAN 2 EPIC & FUNNY RAGDOLLS #9 (Best Moments/NPC Reactions/Randomizer Mod)

HITMAN 2 EPIC & FUNNY RAGDOLLS #9 (Best Moments/NPC Reactions/Randomizer Mod)

[@crimsonfrost7500]

0:21 NPC : "You're not gonna hurt a woma-" Hitman : "Gender equality betch"

[@DgardsGaming]

47: what’s a Woman 🥊

[@bloopermdp6737]

0:22 you're not gonna hurt a woma-AHHH

[@chasehasko1057]

I was drinking a chic fa lay milkshake when I watched that and it’s now all over my phone 😂

[@j.peters1222]

Equal rights and lefts

[@craftxlgamer6902]

47: yes

[@ralphmayers9859]

they always wanted equal rights so be it

[@maniacalmurderer4123]

0:17 “Buddy, don’t do this I’m not- JESUS CHRIST” Well you were right about that

[@REInz-ActRL]

I think it more like "Buddy, don't do this! I'm not JESUS CHRIST."

[@SpearM3064]

@@REInz-ActRL By which he means, "I can't walk on water". ;^) 47: "No, but you drown really well."

[@REInz-ActRL]

@@SpearM3064 hahahahahaha NPC logic

[@johngancarcik5682]

Your about to meet him though

[@jx2_23]

4:00 "Yea great ignore me, just like my wife" 😂😂

[@hugospidey802]

HugoKato

[@johngancarcik5682]

At that point May as well ignore him cause he's dead already

[@russianpooch4711]

4:28 she knows karah

[@fadedjdean6546]

Lmfao underrated

[@Wockstarr.Slasher9999]

Te

[@johngancarcik5682]

I'd love to learn karah

[@Drakrau_TheDerg]

More like kar-AGHH 😂

[@richardgarcia3818]

6:45 my cat when I toss a pickle in front of it

[@chadmight]

1:15 “someone finally got the weirdo .” 😆

[@gavins3492]

I wonder what he did to be called a weirdo

[@popeofpoetry99j42]

1:43: "There's a problem with the toilet [again]

[@darthlando9213]

Everybody ready for hitman 3

[@hitrest3968]

Oh yeah)

[@classicsonic3504]

@@hitrest3968 hey buddy I'm surprised you made this. Which reminds me do you plan on making part 10 of these funny moments because I just noticed that the only location you haven't featured in these funny moments videos happens to be New York City.

[@recroominc]

Me me me

[@bloodynuggets3640]

Yeah

[@Arrghmatie1]

OH YEAH (he said having a heart attack)

[@yaboiabe_]

2:23 Respect to this guy for being so calm, even in death

[@bore_da_cymru]

Lol

[@Tonne1921]

“Oh sh- BRAH”

[@mallard975]

I found I found a body

[@usaaaa72]

Hello there. Oh sh- *death*

[@josedavidhernandez5877]

2:11: Don't follow me😡😡😡

[@alexbrown2104]

1:09 had me laughing so hard to point were my stomach was hurting 🤣😂😅 good job 👍

[@hitrest3968]

Thanks Alex)

[@hugospidey802]

HugoKato

[@tyetumicz0514]

Guard: I want some blueberry muffin *47 throw the briefcase* *Guard get sleeping and eat blueberry muffin* 47: no...

[@booble394]

4:29 I know kar-Ahh. Can I enlist in kar-Ahh please?

[@gavins3492]

She meant karate

[@sugihsastrawan2612]

02:36 : "oh no you're dead but you are not" 🤣 If this guard think that guy is dead how can this guard wanted to call a doctor?

[@Alex.Smith.26]

"I'm not Jesus Christ!" Yes. We know

[@hugospidey802]

HugoKato

[@alexgenjoyian7242]

@@hugospidey802 who are you

[@BuriedFlame]

Another part of the "Don't send Martinez, he's a real--MOTHER OF GOD!" series.

[@teamhebi13]

My boy yuri will never gets old i see a bunch of dead people in here 1:49 lmao your video always make me laugh so much

[@hitrest3968]

It wouldn't be a Hitman video without Yuri)

[@teamhebi13]

@@hitrest3968 he so darn funny in hitman

[@sugihsastrawan2612]

07:46 Rico : "Arrgghh i'm still standing" 47 : "how about NO 😈"

[@hugospidey802]

HugoKato

[@justjj9602]

Get away from me you creep WAAH UHHGHD. 2:03

[@H09894]

1:33 that guard is like a storm trooper, literally misses shots at point blank.

[@failsplays6710]

2:29 thank god you are not dead )) Very funny

[@luciedixon970]

same

[@rabindranathdas4937]

SALA

[@DaltonYT]

2:33 "Thank GOD you are not dead. I was like OH NO YOUR dead but your nottt.. 🙂 Agent 47: Hold this for me *Throws propane flask at the dude* Officer: I gotta go get a ambulance quickly Agent 47: Nah your staying right here.

[@hugospidey802]

HugoKato

[@ii.denzix8868]

You're not gonna hurt a women😌 *slaps her* AAAH! 😭

[@ii.denzix8868]

@@haukiputaanlaski8113 juu :D

[@mannyperez6096]

Me play as hitman: well I Already did

[@bm3black939]

4:28 ai meu cu

[@chaosezel1044]

0:13 "Man, don't do this. I'm not Jesus Christ." Of course, you're not, man. 0:44 Overkill!! 1:10 Seems you'll not going anywhere, man. And chill down, your body's overreacting there. 1:33 The legendary banana skin strikes back! 2:02 Seems 47 was hurt by that statement of yours, lady. 2:11 Aiming function as it's best strikes back! 2:25 "Then watch this closely." 2:39 Make up your mind! 2:43 "I gotta go and get an ambulance." Really, now?! 3:02 "I'll just pretend all is good here." Wise choice. 3:23 Glorious overkill. 3:40 Let's pretend he's taken down by another way. Banana skin is too OP, please nerf. 4:03 Aiming system at it's finest strikes back again 4:10 Why you don't turn around to see the one who threw it, sir? 4:19 That's what you get for being so stupid, sir. 4:29 Yeah, we knew. 4:40 Then why you don't run for your life? 4:45 Slow start, sir. 4:57 Nice can throw, 47. 5:00 Now why this one doesn't fly like the one before, 47? 5:13 HOW?! 5:25 Gonna get squashed, sir? 5:34 D SHOT! 5:47 For the correct answer, Headshot and get squashed! 6:00 Relax, on what? 6:10 Forget about the body bags, arrest him immediately! 6:31 You say don't move, she does otherwise. 6:36 Who is there? Really? 6:46 Glorious 7:07 Help him first, miss. 7:51 Torture Wombo Combo Funny video again, thanks for the video!

[@hitrest3968]

Thanks) i've been waiting for your comments)

[@chaosezel1044]

@@hitrest3968 Wow, thanks for the anticipation.

[@MANGO.DON3]

Bruh the kettle bell throw had me weak 🤣🤣

[@gg1dk394]

I love how the suitcase chases the NCPs

[@lebronjahames6170]

1:34 counter just gave a fatality 2:58 one again 3:38.........FINISH HIM 5:10 .........wow 👏 5:22 kewl 👌 5:32 nutcracker....... 🤜🥜 5:45 🔫 💨💥🧠🤯💀☠ 5:54 🥥🤯💀HEADESHAT 6:21🔧1,2 ya head and he laying in bed 6:38 well 1 dive costed her a rib maybe she needed this meatshield 🛡 6:46 she was going to 👙 bottom but if she found a faster route 7:27 hello...... 7:33 and goodbye 7:41 return of table smacks

[@lebronjahames6170]

Also if u see this hitrest no need to heart but thank u imma use this one heart ❤

[@calamity9451]

2:11 Harry Potter Magic Trow Intesifies

[@dolpanunicycle]

1:57 OWWW

[@RevolvingC]

04:29 - “I know K..” *smack* Priceless 😂

[@alexgenjoyian7242]

i think she meant karate

[@Drakrau_TheDerg]

4:29 I know kar-AGH! 😂😂

[@MrDurgaSaiRohanAP]

Ive been binge watching ur vids lately, thank you for these!

[@ExoTinyArmy]

OMG!!! I love this !!!!!!

[@Mike_Ploshtakov]

Шът ъп

[@hugospidey802]

HugoKato

[@fadedjdean6546]

0:21 your not gonna hurt a wom... (SMACK)

[@UsaramSev]

Lol

[@craftxlgamer6902]

47: about YES

[@MartinvanBroekhoven]

Whats that song at the end?

[@thatunityking1324]

The legend has uploaded again!

[@classicsonic3504]

True dat.

[@hugospidey802]

HugoKato HugoKato

[@mirtatellez4528]

4:28 “i konw kar-ahhh” did she mean she kung fu 🥋 or something 😂

[@_morino_iscool971]

Karate

[@doublespeedstriker3505]

0:14 “I told you man, don’t do this! I’m not- *G* esus Christ!” *falls into water* Well, he wasn’t wrong

[@Vampsterz]

0:21 “You’re not gonna hurt a woman Ah-!” *Proceeds to get hit*

[@noich5398]

6:45😂

[@Friendlydistrict10]

2:59 huh ill just act every thing is fine here

[@thepeacemaker2675]

Very hilarious video 4:55 😂😂

[@hitrest3968]

Thanks)

[@hitamanthatnamecalljing227]

7:06 did she just talk to the body?

[@ajan9167]

Im soo ready for hitman 3 and i love these funny ragdolls

[@hitrest3968]

Yep can't wait for Hitman 3

[@Friendlydistrict10]

1:10 gotta get strong *dies to a burger

[@Zydonie]

4:53 & 6:45 cant stop laughing xD

[@samparkinson3059]

4:29 I kNoW KaRaaa!!

[@calamity9451]

The king is back Welcome back

[@hitrest3968]

I'm glad to be back)

[@calamity9451]

@@hitrest3968 i am glad too because i always see funny ragdolls from u

[@artemistargiotran342]

2:35

[@tubiko]

Hitman can hit his briefcase so on point… 😂

[@shveta273]

0:21 Woman: your not gonna hurt a woman 47: *Yesn’t*

[@NGMonocrom]

0:21 ~ Agent 47 is a Feminist! Equality, all the way! He treats men and women exactly the same way! *>:D*

[@wille25red35]

7:46. Rico: I'M STILL STA- 47: *Blows up Rico with 6 pro "pain" tanks*

[@Twinkle_Of_Star880]

Diana: Rico Delgado has been eliminated nicely done

[@davisjones7137]

Hitman briefcase is like Captain America Shield 😅

[@adrianaslund8605]

Is Hitman a slapstick comedy?

[@josephtelfer8061]

Love the suitcase flying around when you throw it 😂

[@hirvi9065]

Finally new video

[@hollowtree9763]

Ye

[@aminerabhioui9011]

ye

[@dallassteel625]

3:00-3:04 Is it just me or was that the only time someone said anything that was actually smart? “I’ll just pretend all is good here.” Smart man. Love these vids, HitRest!!🤣🤣

[@kadoyanova6063]

0:20 The Lady: your not gonna hurt a women Hitman:YES I WILL!!!

[@HolocronStudios]

When the description IS the title

[@SunoxMoon]

This is awesome!

[@mrzzzz5297]

5:06 ‘How do i get out of here!? You don’t.

[@Ander_67]

Who's watching this in 2024 anyone?🤣

[@PurelyHyperbolic]

1:40 Hitman NPCs hearing the sound of a coin dropping be like

[@maestro_is_back]

17:50 LOL

[@donavandaugherty8379]

Does Anyone know the name of the song used at the end of the video?

[@byjamirephraim9264]

If you pause at 2:04 you will notice that before you punch her, she is smiling, as you are about to punch her, her face will INSTANTLY change as if you have a gun when you first met.

[@ashhunter9958]

0:20 your not gonna hurt a woman- AAA- *gets knocked out*

[@CombatAdecool79]

Number 15 Claude speed foot lettuce

[@Tomasfernandes325]

Love you ❤️

[@killertruth186]

3:40 Lol, that is nice bullet proof laptop and all in one desktop.

[@jaxendaniels3079]

4:44 my favorite part

[@mallard975]

The reaction is halarious

[@danielnishiyama]

02:23 I guess his head crushed LoL poor guy :-D

[@zappy1073]

Does your randomizer mod make glitches and weird stuff happen on it's own?

[@reecestrawson6963]

i could watch this all day

[@harryhogstew]

love ur vids! keep it up!!!

[@hitrest3968]

Thanks Harry)

[@ahmetkarabasak7389]

nice video mannnn

[@hitrest3968]

Thanks

[@killertruth186]

3:40 Lol, that is nice bullet proof laptop and all in one desktop.

[@jonathanydilanperezyyael1354]

2:36 jajajajaj

[@anaonofre1847]

Que locura es😮😮😮😅😅😅

[@Official_Chase450]

2:10 How? That defies the laws of physics

[@razzels074]

0:22 47 was like BET

[@nickk_wildee]

3:11 what music name pls

[@GAMINGEPICYES]

Best Ragdolls ever.

[@crystalpainter8203]

Dude I play hitman 2 to and I m laughing so hard

[@anaonofre1847]

ALISINANTE🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@Idk-un9ki]

5:09 *nothing escapes the briefcase*

[@mrexclusiveshow2542]

How do u make the suitcase fly like that its funny i have it on ps4

[@calvinlotoko9067]

Dude : HELLOOO where did you go 47 : Ignores him Dude : Yeah great ignore me , just like my wife Me : Ohhh thats rough buddy

[@matthewherlitz5234]

🤣🤣🤣🤣if I ever play hitman ima be like whenever I'm at that resort place and ppl fall in the trapdoor and say mommy there's something in the water

[@BuriedFlame]

Thirty nine seconds in and I'm reminded of that Bugs Bunny/Yosemite Sam routine.

[@lrosario618]

Bro that briefcase need to calm down!

[@davyberson90]

What's the song at 4:53 in your HITMAN 2 EPIC & FUNNY RAGDOLLS #5 video? I left a comment on that video and if you reply to it, I'll delete this one.

[@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808]

Hey babykisser, nice new upload!

[@Boss-ms9dd]

The one dislike was working for providence

[@recroominc]

Hi

[@recroominc]

Hi

[@avigarg7859]

feels like someone is doing the commentary as in real game, not this much commentary

[@monkecock2002]

0:20 "Your not gonna hurt a woman AAHHHH" lol gets punched in the face

[@Gordonfreeman160]

4:30 Woman : I know ko-a proceeds to get knocked out even though she knows ko-a