When NPC Dialogue is just Perfect...

Episode 2 out now: • When NPC Dialogue is j...
NPC conversations can be perfectly timed or plain hilarious, here are the best ones from over the years.
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[@GameSprout]

New episode out now! kzbin.info/www/bejne/p6DHmamLqqiBeMksi=uEckACjTvM2DA-k2

[@diarserouy]

Alright.

[@mike-._]

It should be illegal how fast this came

[@onerxowns2202]

Oblivion clips is down right hysterical

[@stuartrockin]

Indeed

[@GameSprout]

Agreed 😂

[@MrVoland44]

@@GameSprout we need Oblivion series :DD

[@reedgamingsr]

Yes they are

[@sandrinedefaux3290]

I love snow too

[@Khazrak134]

I believe an entire episode could be done with just Oblivion NPCs

[@nikolaybelousov1070]

There's an entire KZbin channel of those, in fact

[@PaulaAmato22]

Indeed

[@TheCanorVoidwalker]

What's it called?

[@ThinhPham-ov9cj]

​@@TheCanorVoidwalkeryoutube.com/@Bacon_?si=dEqIBVvzWShybXUA

[@misterpupet]

Ah yes...oblivion... The game where every NPC is oblivious...

[@BoredTruckn]

7:58 I love that that guard was watching the dragon the entire time it was coming for him. Edit: this is also an excellent case of 'fuck you in particular.'

[@LeDagron]

I was searching for this video for soooo long!

[@twingham3432]

You could hear his inner voice saying "Well, that can't be good." But he didn't want to interrupt the conversation. Poor, polite bastard.

[@toazethegecko]

Lmao poor guy

[@Eagle-od1im]

The shield casually dropping to the floor after its owner was abruptly yanked from his position takes the cake for me

[@cyanyde4950]

yo that shit was personal lmfao

[@MajorMosh710]

7:49 the guard just casually looking up kills me 💀💀💀

[@dmgroberts5471]

Guard: "Huh, a dragon. You don't see _that_ every day. Oh wow, he's coming this way. Hey little fella, what's your name? I don't see a collar, must be a str-" **DRAGONGLOMP!**

[@MajorMosh710]

@@dmgroberts5471 😂

[@mrmongoose9003]

"Well fuck this is my life now"

[@TommyLikeTom]

I love how the shield and sword drop to the ground

[@MajorMosh710]

@@TommyLikeTom the Dovah TSA is very strict on what you can and can’t bring on flights 😂

[@shneblyboy3604]

"Snow. We need more snow. Can't have enough snow" 0:48 "INDEED!!"

[@starkjet2197]

I lost it at that clip! 🤣🤣

[@munashezivhave9727]

That clip came when i was drinking tea, and spit all over myself.

[@lordcallius1867]

"Your dead meat" casually pulls out gun "I want to apologize" lmao

[@TibatorRiant]

You’re* But that was indeed very funny 😂

[@user-eh2vi6lk7n]

Hotline Miami quote 😊😊

[@Sh0ckV]

@@user-eh2vi6lk7n biker my beloved

[@SnakeKoRn]

*You're

[@kaitlando636]

😂

[@ineedanewusernameman]

4:00 "What do these do?" *proceeds to silently destroy the universe*

[@iknowurip8151]

it was the only thing keeping xbox servers alive

[@legionevo1137]

Surprised to not see a Logitech controller connected to the sub 😂

[@AdysaYT]

@@legionevo1137Damn, this message wasn't even 5 months in.

[@LadyDeadness]

I love how at 5:49 when she squeals "I'm FREEEEE" it looks like she's floating down like a feather

[@baba_c9035]

It reminds me of the floating face thing in sharkboy and lavagirl

[@rayesliu9420]

"Mom says it's my turn to play Xbox" I'm dying out there

[@DgardsGaming]

Count to 3. 1, 2, 3. 💥

[@henrysmith7920]

7:50 This is my most favorite clip in ever, the way he watches the dragon in the sky slowly comes to get him. Then the way he gets yoinked as his shield and sword stays upright for a second of where he stood before falling over is the most comedic masterpiece to ever happen in a video game.

[@w1ndgeneral226]

7:52 Guard: *"Hey that cloud looks weird."*

[@StellaNBellaOfficial]

That shield drop look like some fuckinf cartoon lmaoo

[@Enfermito]

Hitman's dialogue details are just insane, reactions about outfits are kinda varied

[@kudiefox]

This needs to be a series! please make more of these lol

[@sepix048]

I dont think there are enough clips

[@PileOfStones]

Nah we shouldn't encourage free-booting.

[@xX_DarkPriestessDemonDragon_Xx]

bro dropped the shield like a cartoon character

[@carrot708]

"Well, at least I'm not getting shot at..." *Killed by throwing knife* A movie needs to use this gag holy shit

[@markerikson7423]

Stewie Griffin: At least I'm not getting stabbed by a guy on the street.

[@Ascariedeus]

3:56 - Nothing will beat this one, I'm dying.

[@EddieRod]

This one made me made sounds out loud!

[@Devilke]

4:17 It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground. You underestimate my power. 😅

[@minecrafanz4589]

“Don’t try it!”

[@redacted8008]

6:35 - the double-take over and then "...evenin" got me so bad.

[@Arthur-Morgan_]

The way Arthur just looks away killed me

[@k.w.pillsbury4070]

8:41 Maiq knows damn well not to get involved.

[@Aria_Dragonneel]

7:37 I love that I have no idea what is truly being said but because I've played skyrim so much, I'm confident that I know what was said. "dragons could be anywhere" or "gotta keep an eye out for dragons" and the "i have a letter for you" - but because the courier talks so much it's prolly the dark brotherhood letter.

[@chaisekarateka5254]

"body still warm" Well it's floating in fucking lava of course it's "warm" Oblivion npcs interactions are the best

[@DrHundTF2]

Oh so it WAS supposed to be lava, okay that makes sense. It looked a little like tomato juice to me

[@Firefox10203]

​@DrHundTF2 I mean it's at least 15 years old or something like that so the graphics aren't as good as today's but for the time it was good

[@DrHundTF2]

@@Firefox10203 yeah; but I’ve seen some nice looking lava from old games. What year did it come out?

[@windy8544]

good thing starfield is out with a fresh supply

[@ForemostCrab7]

"Why did you get married?" "To protect the earth *from my wife* "

[@Omnipotentmonkey]

All the other clips are funny, but the Oblivion clips really are next level, they're like perfect Monty Python sketches achieved entirely by accident.

[@Bizzwheezedewizzwuzz]

Indeed

[@1337million]

M'aiq at 9:00 probably more terrified he has ever been, but still tries to keep the situation calm lmao

[@StarshadowMelody]

4:22 He had to go. His planet _needed him._

[@matthewwarner3618]

The other guy:🙂

[@alexalaufreyson8954]

4:29 the smile at the end 😂

[@erikwilliam1254]

8:12 Sadly that sounds like some of the more dumb conversations i have inside my head that has some of my family ask why the giggles. Actually hearing a dumb convos play out do i realize how stupid it sounds which only makes me giggle more.

[@misterjersey5460]

"you about to experience pain" *proceeds to run over ur body*

[@DefaultMan1107]

The way that he just walks back into the door 🤣 5:54

[@Bizzwheezedewizzwuzz]

Indeed

[@baba_c9035]

Indeed

[@patrickluz9661]

Indeed

[@RQS321]

Out of all the one off episodes, this is one I want to be a series the most. I always chuckle every so often in Idiot's and game fails, but this one.. This vid was special. I almost couldn't stop the whole way through.

[@GameSprout]

Good to hear thank you

[@Brandon_Renegade]

5:47 😂😂😂" I'm FREEEeeee"

[@BritishFrenchman]

If Bethesda can get something right, it's the bugs. They can be gamebreaking but god damn they're hilarious lmao

[@ninjalemurdude]

7:02 This reminded me of how good Call of Duty campaigns used to be. The writing and gameplay weren't anything fancy, but they complimented each other so well. You don't often see that kind thematic coherence in games anymore, especially FPS games. Now it's like every charachter on your side is an infallible and witty hero with quirky one-liners.

[@potatosackstudios6374]

never really played cod but I just kinda looked at this dialogue like who tf expects the machine gunner to carry ammo they got guys for that since they carry that big fuckin thing

[@MichaelTheRead]

0:04 I didn't even last 5 seconds god damn it! 🤣😂

[@Luigi_Guy]

*YOU ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE PAI-* *explosion*

[@lucascamelo3079]

I lost in the first oblivion part

[@sneakh6278]

The Oblivion one with the guard stuck at the wooden door kinda reminds me of Leslie Nielsen s comedy, like getting stuck and fighting with a door then after a few seconds with the camera showing something else, getting back normally after traversing it x) pure gold

[@EonAce]

0:06 Niko really just said "Main system: activating combat mode."

[@UnNamedGuy0]

6:23 He just likes the door

[@the_simple_editor]

01:02 well he's not lying

[@therainbowveteran121]

He absolutely did not get shot

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

But fellas that's also the entire joke.

[@Ewillum]

6:42 A demon's screaming for help. He's trapped inside someone that took away their demon powers

[@halosonar9248]

0:26 Agent 47, You're supposed to wait until the target gets in the car before blowing it up

[@bkeigh]

5:08 The chances of that scene are crazy, that clip is absolute gold!

[@manintights2]

I lost it at 7:58 XD

[@frankternad]

Bro literally watched the dragon as it swooped down 💀

[@Gamerrex69100]

Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@w1ndgeneral226]

7:52 *"Hey that cloud looks weird."*

[@Snowdemoman]

3:30 Can confirm, EDF is full of these. His sacrifice will be remembered for all of history.

[@pepitoblue8761]

5:55 this whole oblivion clip gave me abs 😂, the zoom in on the soldiers face everytime 🤣 and then he get stuck in the door again 😂

[@shawnna1398]

5:12 I see how he left lol

[@yumiaishi260]

When she say “up” and disappeared, I didn’t think she meant it literally😂

[@caveguy22]

6:50 Skinwalkers be like:

[@masterealms5961]

i was looking for this comment!

[@__Adamek__]

3:16 Warzone clip was the best lmao

[@Acejak1234]

on my count, 3, 2, 1 *dead* lmfao

[@matrux11]

7:45 holy shit this clip is pure gold!

[@Aalu-Bhujiya]

9:06 i really felt bad for that dude.

[@M-ikaela]

2:07 just perfect 👌

[@AnonyAnomaly]

1:26 is perfect...

[@brandonhoefer6151]

This is my favorite comp so far.

[@2Stoned2Care153]

4:47 Damn 😂😂😂😂

[@Brendyn4222]

5:39 WTF IS THAT 🤣🤣

[@CorynthianLeather]

I really hope this becomes a series 😂

[@TayRich93]

Ikr lol

[@droptozro]

Hilarious compilation. Oblivion never disappoints.

[@pradeepdungdung4379]

1:02 technically he didn't get shot

[@woodsnatural1388]

Thats whats funny. Instead of getting shot, He got a knife.

[@kenshiraccoon2147]

what game is that?

[@specops5610]

@@kenshiraccoon2147metro exodus i think

[@silentgas]

5:54 Bro got his redemption speech after being stuck and then almost got his cool exit but damn that door really hates him. 😂

[@KhalidAlharbi67]

That "indeed" is next level comedy😂😂

[@catalyst5469]

7:23 "forget your ass if it wasn't glued on"💀💀

[@VGLounge]

5:54 Best clip! Also thank you for crediting the creators.

[@fatedsculpture2596]

6:17 Wha?! Evil? EVILLLLLLLLLL

[@Harmfulpotato69]

“The body’s still warm” had me laughing for 5 minutes

[@Princeton5]

6:03 gold

[@zachg.1712]

2:38 I'm dead. 🤣

[@dallasjonpaulgrove547]

3:29 theres something about that woman that we don't know about.

[@TheHappySerpent]

1:26 felt like a blooper clip

[@ianthehedgehog9327]

3:11 Is nobody going to talk about this fourth wall break here?

[@riosev26]

This is brilliant😂😂 thanks GameSprout!

[@phajthoj]

0:48

[@mufraso439]

9:01 he's difinitely lying

[@TVCGTGaming]

1:40 they even mock you

[@phoenix0153]

Do you get enough of these for a series?? This was awesome! I was already laughing my a off in the first 20 seconds

[@GameSprout]

I reckon so yes

[@Colemanbentz]

I've had the guard say "...damned dragons could swoop down at time" right before getting picked up by a dragon swooping down 😂

[@CorynthianLeather]

Bro that bear attack from the bushes right after his speech had me dying laughing

[@Ewillum]

5:06 💀 I think you get the idea

[@nikodemospl870]

8:12 Those guards acts like they can't see you from miles away

[@naoaoa9412]

1:28 *c**#m** and die* 🗿

[@GlitchedMineCraftMC]

4:05 ironic 😅 i am sure that will never happen in the near future no thing to worry about

[@Trib273]

That Russian skyrim clip of the guard watching the dragon swoop and get him was straight out of a comedy animation

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"Hmm, body's still warm." *_VERY_* warm.

[@arlanfernando9526]

2:13 Lava - hey no hard feelings okay but I don't want to go to prison so bye :)

[@TIOLIOfficial]

6:44 was the most batsht insane and funny one.

[@athenianhoplite930]

7:02 seeing stuff from COD 2 brings back some memories

[@chillguy0475]

2:35 You are DEAD MEAT! *Not even 2 seconds later...* I want to apologize

[@Mortred99]

The "There will be consequences!" GTA IV clip immediately comes to mind.

[@TwinShards]

5:54 omg i'm dead 🤣

[@mjra76]

Bro, I'm dying of laughter. Holyyyyy😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@thecircleoft.e.d2121]

Initially, I thought this was some essay on how to write NPC dialogue in a way that didn't sound stilted. But this is SO MUCH BETTER!

[@crashtv3235]

The snow bit took me out…. Can’t have enough snow…. INDEED while almost fully submerged.😂😂

[@EruzuRL]

0:39 killed me lmao

[@dr.virus1295]

The fact I know what games these are really shows how unique each game looks. It's when your game is confused with another that isn't part of your franchise or studio, you've got a problem.

[@jr4chargers]

The “I’m free!!” And the oblivion one had me rolling. 😂🤣

[@onejediboi]

2:22 he looks like bricky 💀

[@SethRoseberry]

“That was too close” had me dying 😂

[@Mr_Puzzlese]

That "snow we cant have enough snow" left me dead in my bed!😂

[@Mclaughster592]

Body is still warm 😂😂

[@zombiekiller7243]

Half of these is just oblivion, it’s amazing

[@IcyLucario]

3:29 You could do an entire video entirely on EDF soldier dialogue. Everything they say is complete intentional nonsense and I love it.

[@GamingNationShm]

This is without a sliver of a doubt the best of any of your videos. I'm sure everyone can agree as to the reason why.

[@GameSprout]

Dam thank you! Will plan to make more

[@crunky8766]

New series inbound

[@GameSprout]

If I can make it into one I shall

[@gamingbymarstaskforce141]

7:56 dang poor guy