Hitman 2016 - Paris Showstopper - Food To Die For.

[@Robbaz]

Got a bit early access to the Paris mission, decided to do a chef run. This hitman, is a like a more serious Blood Money that makes more sense.

[@lav8972]

+Robbaz I love you

[@someonefancy8110]

+Robbaz second reply

[@isaacfogel9787]

@robbaz please more from the depths

[@GJ71642]

Hey robbaz can you please play Cards Against Humanity with your friends

[@zabloing4120]

Sah dude

[@deathpawn9]

"He didn't want garlic bread so now he's garlic... DEAD"

[@CrimsonGamer99]

Objectives completed +20,000 57 Non-targets killed -285,000 Total Score 0 *Robbaz in a nutshell*

[@TheMrSark]

This looks way better than I thought it would. Good vid dude.

[@kusugara]

+Mr Sark Who the hell are you?

[@johnn8795]

+Mr Sark Worlds are colliding

[@isildur8062]

Is this a hint your gonna play hitman?

[@davidhalvardsson6]

+Mr Sark

[@potatoassassin2467]

+Jagira do you ask everyone that in the comment section?

[@swisiestsix2773]

Robbaz: "Wait, did I kill him? "Top of the screen: "non target killed" Robbaz: "okay good, I didnt want to kill anyone"

[@HypercoreRipper]

"Gasp! A Hipster!" that cracked me up :D

[@k98killer]

"Your secondhand smoke is killing me! This is self-defense!" XD

[@michaelwinningham6934]

Honestly, I think Robbaz is one of the most underrated youtubers, ever.

[@h3110legomaster]

+The Empty Child underrated? he has one million subscribers. how is that underrated?

[@michaelwinningham6934]

He should still have more.

[@pleak6883]

+The Guy Who's... Compared to other shite that gets 10,000,000+ subs I'd say he's underrated

[@ytfrank4412]

+The Empty Child 1.3m subscribers is underrated?

[@poloniumfist6059]

+The Empty Child He has 1.2 M Viking followers, what more could he possibly have? (Other than more, obviously)

[@CruzaComplex]

Always nice to see another Cooking with the Kock upload.

[@567thatoneguy]

Really Robbaz, you could've said "I like my murder, well done."

[@Robbaz]

Well done? No way i want it bloody.

[@567thatoneguy]

***** Really? Well with all that death it certainly wasn't rare.

[@daroth7127]

+That One Guy haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

[@johnsmith-sp6yl]

+That One Guy ha.

[@blacksowrd53]

+That One Guy You're that one guy

[@peterparker1400]

1:19 "Non-Target Killed" "Oh ok good, i wouldn't want to kill anyone"

[@mostlysquare]

+Peter Parker welp

[@OuroborosWrath]

That's exactly what I thought haha

[@bubbyboy5944]

+Morphine read

[@bubbyboy5944]

Morphine not my fault you're stupid

[@bubbyboy5944]

Morphine I cut myself on that edge

[@GrimZombiex]

Killing with the Kock

[@jasso8339]

+Grim Gram damn you beat me to it ;)

[@BananaSoldier78]

Robbaz is by far my favourite youtuber, he never gets boring :D

[@eastervan1]

+Quest because he's insane - love it just as much as I do so love eating diapers

[@miroschneiter7097]

+eastervan1 what

[@eastervan1]

Miro Schneiter Pampers are juicy. Stick one in the microwave for about two minutes and you have a fluffy diaper cake.

[@antares____]

I could live off of Pizza, Water and watching Robbaz Play Hitman 2016 Daily. Please make this a reality.

[@Arthurzeiro]

+Antares Luis You wouldn't live much, you'd live quite happy, but not that long.

[@sweepingtime]

"What goes around comes around" So you're going to call him a peasant back?

[@DerekTriForce]

"Hi guys! Remember me? I remember your! Today I'm going to make you the new's!" That was the best thing ever said!

[@thecakeThief]

The Inception bong that plays, when you throw a weapon into someone, is hilarious!

[@BHuang92]

Agent 47, now serving the finest cuisines that is worth *dying for*..........

[@sias8594]

here's your medal *hands medal*

[@BudokaiMan-mr9tw]

Robbaz, I gotta admit, the pun when you said, "today I'll make you the news." that one was actually very clever XD

[@OriginalRocketJock]

"I just wanted to ask if you wanted...garlic bread!' Well done, sir.

[@voEovove]

This is GOLD! I hadn't laughed this hard in weeks.

[@asliceofcheese7888]

Today Robbaz uploaded. Today is a good day.

[@eastervan1]

+Vladitorr and I just shit my pants to boot!

[@Duckly97]

And today is my birthday. Just wanted to add that in. For absolutely no reason.

[@dannyjack659]

Not even sure why Hitman needs guns, he is deadly with a cleaver lmao.

[@dr5428]

Pffff a cleaver, he knows how to choke ppl out and throw them off a balcony or just snap their necks

[@LilacStarbloom]

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very… TIME CONSUMING!!!

[@hr-sp]

NGHOH HOHOHOH

[@surr3al305]

+Wookie Luke Once I made a belt out of wrist watches. It's was a... WAIST OF TIME!!!

[@pandanator6681]

+Israel Chua No

[@renzesparza6281]

Your hitman videos are by far my favorite. So many jokes. And just generally funny content.

[@PenguinWithAShoty]

Last time i was that early Robbaz still called himself the kind of Sweden

[@ppiness1940]

+PenguinWithAShoty those were the good days, but i still love Robbaz

[@MyTube6444]

"I just wanted to ask you if you want garlic bread!" "But now you're dead."

[@VipKamaro]

If somebody is smoking next to you, kill them in self defense. Life Hack ~ Robbaz 2K16

[@Squidgit957]

Also if someone calls you a peasant break the ceiling above them they won't call you a peasant anymore Life hack rob as 2k16

[@DaggrYTB]

+VipKamaro *slit their fucking throat! In self defense of course.

[@user-yc2ct5qo1z]

This was one of the best videos you've ever made lmao

[@MagicMahn]

inb4 we find out that Robbaz is like fpsrussia and is actually American

[@Jakalz]

+Magics no

[@MagicMahn]

>>>>>>>>ITSAJOKE

[@virtualsplash72]

+Magics lol who would lie about being Swedish and have so much dedication to have such broken English xD I mean we are OP and shit (except our English ofc) but FPSRussia kinda made sense faking as it made him standout but it was obvious it was all fake as Russia has really strict weapon laws. yes I know it's a joke :P

[@zonkbound8776]

+Magics ITS A JOIKE

[@Actuallysweedish]

Omg the "the second hand smoking is killing me, this is self-defense" part was amazing.

[@Valkris84KT]

You killed 57 ppl! LOL

[@Robbaz]

Throwing kitchen utilities is fun and i'm a hitman so it only makes sense!

[@JizzyJazz]

+Robbaz ye

[@bcepni00]

+Robbaz Isnt a hitman supposed to only kill its designated target?

[@magma2680]

+Barış Çepni they are bound to have a bounty on their head anyways ;) They are the chefs, they do not forget , the do not forgive, expect them, lol

[@bcepni00]

magma2680 Wow, Impressive

[@Shupidesu2307]

I like how everytime Robbaz throws a cleaver, there's always that intense Brass Orchestra...

[@micnor14]

Robbaz you forgot to quote Steven Seagal from the movie "Under Siege" "I'm just the cook" :P

[@moderatelysocialpotato7645]

I was really hoping for an upload today; thank Odin for this glorious day.

[@nixpro6465]

I am a simple man I see Robbaz I like and favorite this shit!

[@thedredmanable]

I'm glad they kept that one single mechanic Hitman Absolution did well. Throwing knives and cleavers straight into someone's eyes was the most fun that game could provide. Now I can have that much fun in a real Hitman game.

[@nrincon96]

What about the hammer to the back of the skull?

[@c4professional96]

*Woman pukes* "Are you puking?"

[@gannonfrank]

as usual Robbaz ia on point with his videos gameplay is great hes a great player in general if you think of it at almost any game and his commentary is brillent I subed when he was doing cry of fear about 4 years ago and iv watched every single video since and always found them entertaining or funny in some way i just wanna thank Robbaz for all the great entertainment

[@thesauc33]

57 non-targets killed? That's my Robert!

[@CapTheNPC2]

This is one of my favorite videos of yours. Especially because one of your Blood Money videos was the first gameplay I saw of you.

[@Bartoc1988]

5:21 The water rises so she can drown and then goes back to normal. What a good and realistic game!

[@dbiton1]

what happens to the water level when you enter a bath?

[@Xover112]

+dbiton there is a hole in toilet for a reason

[@thepeps101]

If you flush the toilet with something clogging it the water will rise. but seems they didn't do flush animations.

[@Xover112]

***** water goes down only if certain level is reached, i think its pretty simple to understand.

[@Bartoc1988]

Wait. You want to tell me that your toilette raises its water to the brink when you flush? Really? You sir, need a plumber!

[@VReinnerL]

im surprised it took robbaz this long to play hitman. his hitman playthru is the greatest

[@Exc13270]

"You mind staying out of my shot?" "FUCK YOU"

[@Thumbii]

"He doesn't kill people, he feeds them... Bullets!" Hahaha, Du är för jävla rolig Robbaz!

[@TheOdd]

I love how crazy the music gets when you start killing people.

[@CPtracker080]

Ikr, the music work is amazing

[@Textureguy]

He's back with hitman. love it

[@protoeuropeanhistorian7369]

BANNERLORD

[@Robbaz]

ME WANT

[@tomawesomeface5552]

What i would give to play that game right now...

[@jewishjames9241]

+GrandKnight Mal Lorraine i'd give my soul for it even if my computer can't run it

[@protoeuropeanhistorian7369]

+Robbaz Livestream bannerlord hapened two days ago

[@protoeuropeanhistorian7369]

+Robbaz There will be PW for it to, hit me up to get into the community

[@mr.riceguy509]

timeless classic

[@simdrew1993]

Amazing game but....WE NEED the human shield feature added back from Hitman Blood Money and Hitman Absolution as an update or add-on to take people captive. It's the best part from the games in my opinion was always fun to sneak up on your target then knock em out or eliminate them! Like this if you agree, and others should see this post!

[@felixberlund1876]

please play more of this it was the best video I've seen in a long time

[@DeathEaters54321]

Oh, my god. 57x Non-Target Kills (-285,000 points)

[@the_bottomfragger]

Couldn't stop laughing when I saw that :D

[@dam15034]

+DEB Non-target for the mission but for Robbaz no one is innocent.

[@chryssalidbait8765]

+dam15034 They were sacrificed for The Cube.

[@bennyblancoooof2955]

"Leave the shotgun on the staircase so some children can find it". Lol robbaz you savage.

[@GrafEnsker]

Have you seen 'Chef'?

[@chubbs.mp3435]

Yeah it's preety gud

[@Rep_H3x]

+Chubbs the garbage man Danny brown ain't no garbage man

[@GrafEnsker]

Chubbs the garbage man hey thats pretty good

[@chubbs.mp3435]

***** nah but chubbs

[@mehname8597]

I am so glad hitman went back to blood money gameplay like we all wanted

[@connorhardytravis5761]

Yess Robbaz Catering is great I take it at Collage in the UK

[@billyjoblumkin3234]

college

[@charlymp21]

+Connor Hardy Travis FAILED college

[@ابوفهد-د3ع2ذ]

😂😂😂😂😂 it's too funny bro, I can't stop laughing. you are amazing

[@左紫文]

“Hitman Absolution, absolute SHIT." Robbaz 10/10

[@Dreadpirateflappy]

I forgot how funny Robbaz is! love the video.

[@backwoodsmmp]

have you seen chef

[@ttlpwn34]

+LUCA$ I hear he joined the Super Adventure Club.

[@zoximrai2207]

hab u sean shaef

[@RECTANGLE339]

John Flavreau's one and only, true Magnum Opus.

[@zoximrai2207]

+PandaZzification mad max?

[@castorotto7829]

Loved this game/video xD With the open map, its so many more fun possibles for videos like this!

[@Grimfanden]

Now this feel's like a hitman .. i know i will only screw around in a mission for hour's befor actualy doing it.

[@mehname8597]

YES they are bringing by the hitman alll the fans loved!

[@Resistance_103]

This was amazing thanks robbaz

[@omsmada]

im gay

[@Bob-iv7by]

k

[@Tbrous4]

Wow you win the prize

[@jimqatnt]

+omsmada Im, sorry.

[@5647-x4h]

What

[@omsmada]

derpy derper thanks

[@VOYAGEUR-YT]

"What comes around, goes around" - Robert, 2016

[@craziedzombie]

they are ruining this franchise big time. doing this episode shit will ruin the game.

[@Robbaz]

It's by far the biggest issue with the game, they finally make a decent follow up to Blood Money... Herpaderp! Lets make it Episodic.

[@gxexe373]

+Robbaz I kinda wish First person was still a thing, at least an option or something :/

[@thevlaka]

+craziedzombie and yet idiots will still buy and support this type of bullshit business model >.

[@cstorey987]

Dude shut up you disrespected our King Robbaz!

[@Combat9259]

Yeah this game looks amazing but I'm just gonna wait until they release the full game.

[@andreasuten1012]

That combination of stealth, mass murder, staged accidents and boobytraps. Perfect!

[@ayadpolis6860]

OH MY GOD, 7:00 is sasukes voice.

[@johnthelion999]

+Ayad Polis Who?

[@starkid1987]

+Ayad Polis Sorta, in the show he generally has a lower pitched voice. Then again I've been watching the english dubbed edition on Netflix so might be different in Japanese.

[@johnthelion999]

starkid1987 I guess I should've checked IMDB, instead of relying upon Wikipedia... 'cuz Wikipedia didn't say that Yuri Lowenthal had contributed to Hitman, but IMDB did.

[@sliskinalpha]

+Ayad Polis Yuri Lowenthal pretty much will do anything, and his voice is really nice too. Anything cartoon, anime, japanese games ported to america or games made by japanese studios. (Such as Square Enix, he is a voice actor on their "Extra" board.)

[@ChewBacca2339]

Love the new Hitman videos.

[@R3fug333]

You're taking a picture of me? Are we dating?

[@Adamo1618]

I LOVE the out-of-combat AI in this :3

[@ForbesyGames]

Couldn't see you in the mirror not 10/10

[@refard5]

this chef series is going to be amazeballs

[@sweatilaa5325]

Was I the only one who enjoyed Hitman Absolution?

[@sweatilaa5325]

***** okey, good to know.

[@Jordan-cd3ce]

+SweAtilaa I really enjoyed Absolution. Having said that, I didn't play the previous hitman games and I did play through a lot of Absolution as a third-person shooter.

[@sweatilaa5325]

Jordan Davies i also haven't played much of the older Hitman games, i think i played a bit of Hitman Codename 47 but i think i was too young when i first played it to enjoy it. thats probably why we liked Absolution while the "real" fans didn't ;)

[@Duckly97]

It was a good game, just not a Hitman game. Admittedly, it's the only Hitman game I own.

[@sweatilaa5325]

***** ah, so thats why so many didnt like it.

[@shaynemuise8268]

Always the best videos.

[@wouju9600]

Those kills can be so creative :) loved that video

[@conorglascoe5359]

love all your vids always makes me laugh :)

[@SWDennis]

Almost looks like this Hitman game is especially made for Robbaz. Chefs, food poisoning and stuff.

[@awsome1010101]

I love the inception noise you get after you kill someone.

[@potbelly49]

Dude! This your video was soo funny. I laughed my ass off.

[@ejnaygfantzcg]

Best interpretation of "non-target killed" ever.

[@megakev321]

This is the funniest thing xD Make another video on this.

[@caveopp7708]

"You've pissed off the chef mafia" - Dunkey, 2013

[@andyliu7922]

holy shit ur stupid humor is amazing, make more, helps me kill time til the release and you dont really spoil much either, great job!!!

[@alfredthuresson4351]

This was soo funny XD keep The good work up Robbaz :)

[@XgroundXzero47]

I like the dynamic music. It's either that or really lucky timing

[@Fixxate]

Robert, you already have a kock. YOU ARE the kock Robert, you just have to believe.

[@GibboTheGamer]

Best video this year.

[@manicape5556]

best youtube channel

[@Astro24train]

Hipsters and hippies in Robert's Kitchen? Robert must be too busy sipping on his Honey Fruit Mead to read these guys' resumes :3

[@jpenn8116]

Robbaz your videos are hilarious keep it up!

[@lennartstek8899]

Best playthrough ever!

[@Blakehendrixx6]

UPLOAD MORE OF THESE :D your battle field, sims 3, skyrim, and hitman series's are tha fucking best

[@BasedGodism]

Normally I hate your hitman videos but this one was really funny lol

[@mrlunatic4816]

Better title for this video: *return of the chef*

[@PerTheLemonCurry]

This looks pretty good. I love the large amounts of NPCs

[@Among0Shadows]

Lady: Who are you? Man: I'm the cook.

[@98_sam_]

This looks like Blood Money. Holy shit, I'm not complaining, that's great

[@13epitaph_]

Finally! I love you Robbaz!

[@B1GB3ANS]

I like your videos before I even watch them. I just know