Hitman 3 but I kill everyone on the map

[@lordkoss9682]

Number 1 rule of stealth: You won't get spotted, if there is no one that can spot you.

[@toastyghosty2468]

This sounds like something the sniper would say...

[@the-letter_s]

ork stealth

[@calumneeson20]

On my first play through of the thieves guild storyline in Skyrim, this was my approach

[@ahopefor]

Couldn't agree more 👌

[@Keshia____]

I will NOT “like” this comment even tho I actually like it to hopefully keep it at 969 likes...becuz it’s visually appealing

[@ahobbit1273]

“He’s being tortured!” Kevin exclaimed, laughing with unbridled delight.

[@Xehanort10]

People often theorise that Saw's Jigsaw is Home Alone's Kevin McCallister as an adult but we all know he's actually Kevin O Reilly.

[@aquelacoiso6684]

@@Xehanort10 actually Kevin is the little Kevin from Home Alone who then became Jigsaw

[@FloridaGuy53]

"THEY'RE ALL THE FECKIN' SAME!" Kevin said, calmly.

[@rosiered6712]

As he should.

[@altoidman4300]

"Can you smell it? I had beans and I think they were off." *"Sorry."*

[@noahrevan5452]

I was dying dude. So fricking funny

[@ponytailproductions2503]

A bean!

[@williamsteiner9851]

What is the image for your profile I see so many people with It lil

[@cowboyanxiety]

@@williamsteiner9851 thats JC Denton from Deus Ex, theres some channel (i forget who) that asked all their followers to set their icon to that picture of him and i cannot remember why haha but thats why you see him everywhere

[@williamsteiner9851]

@@cowboyanxiety thanks for the info I've been wondering for years

[@s1nan_ss]

Xay: *breaths* Kevin: HE MUST MEAN KILL ALL THE GARDENERS!

[@Xaychedelic]

I should do a drinking game everytime you frame me for murder-

[@Xaychedelic]

@Commando Droid And then frame me for the murder? No thank you, Kevin has done enough. 😂

[@mickey4697]

@@Xaychedelic I’m a gardener want me to kill me?

[@BigKicksMix]

Smh how could you kill all those poor innocent gardeners?

[@mickey4697]

@@BigKicksMix they killed those poor innocent plants first.

[@BigKicksMix]

@@mickey4697 Hmm you make a good point brb just got to go kil- uH... *defend* some plants

[@selinacandy1801]

That one dude just reappearing his clothes over and over agian Kevin: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN?!

[@AdrianaReyes-io5zf]

😂😂😂😂 Spongebob. Hah.

[@crossbones116]

The inspiration for Hitman originally came about from IO Interactive following Kevin around for a single day.

[@erikboydston4476]

especially the way people interact with other people

[@barticgameoshawottsquad6149]

True

[@ZaligeBite]

Well i dont think Kevin was like this 20 years ago

[@ZaligeBite]

So they must have followed him around when he was 7 years old

[@mumslayer8415]

@@ZaligeBite You’re fun at parties 🤣

[@TheBroly2020]

The detective keeps forgetting why he's there, but knows he has a case to solve. Brilliant plot.

[@Emil_Stoltz]

And he also seems to always remember he has a car and where the car is.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

@@Emil_Stoltz And the wardrobe containing the hyperspace dimension of brown trenchcoats and trilbys.

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"Hitman but i kill everyone on the map" Isn't that like...every episod of hitman?

[@byylue4564]

If you are normal of course

[@nicholasdelpizzo1594]

Yes because Kevin kills the men, women, and the children every episode

[@Birdbraingames]

Every TOTALLY RADICAL episode

[@itsapplewater7576]

@@nicholasdelpizzo1594 I am not a hitman I am a hit everyone

[@nicholasdelpizzo1594]

@@itsapplewater7576 yes Kevin is really into equality

[@agent475816]

5:45 would be horrifying. Imagine waking up naked to see a detective crawl in a bush and come back as a clown.

[@chickenx5694]

*Kevin killing with a fish, a Snowball, and a FEATHER DUSTER* *Takes out full sized axe* "Something about the full sized axe is just so much more brutal than the others"

[@LOONACORE]

to be fair i think he means in contrast to other lethal weapons like swords and meat cleavers. they seem to reuse animations while the ax is very dynamic and visceral

[@LOONACORE]

@Aidan Kazri Kadir whats up, buddy

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

you don't say?

[@flup1303]

@Aidan Kazri Kadir huh

[@chickenx5694]

@@flup1303 huh

[@aidanfarnan4683]

That poor detective: he could detect everything, except Kevin.

[@Myne1001]

He could figure out other's deaths, but not his own. Ironic.

[@annaboukay2279]

Nothing has ever caught me as off guard as that guy talking about smelling the beans he had earlier. Had me laughing for so long ahahahaha

[@EmmyAndDeskyUnited]

It's always about the beans.

[@reboot000]

No

[@bodaciousdoggo8971]

“Can you smell it? I had beans, and I think they were off, sorry.” -Some random guard

[@Metzli]

That's future Ron

[@siluriantides]

@@Metzli "Will you stop going on about beans, Ron!"

[@neonbunnies9596]

15:25 The fact that Kevin would rather guess and test the last digit instead of spending a few seconds to find the last number really shows what kind of person Kevin is

[@TheNickjhaight]

By FAR my favorite part of the video hahaha

[@sopapia2261]

“This is peak stealth” *kevin in a clown costume knocking people out with a brief case*

[@SirBeekers]

To be fair, who's gonna believe you if you saw that?

[@sopapia2261]

@@SirBeekers you’re right, I guess Kevin really is using big brain moves

[@maryjoygelizon4268]

No one can spot you if theres nobody to spot you

[@maryjoygelizon4268]

@@SirBeekers the police interviewing the pi that survived: da faq?

[@Namuser21]

woosh

[@Kinkoms]

Xay when he goes to a party: *Stands alone in corner* "They don't even know I was noticed by the 2.65M subscribers KZbinr Kevin."

[@Ilivepuppys]

if you go to his streams Kevin notices a lot of people thats why I love him, I remember one stream it was an among us one playing with randoms he read and laughed at a funny story I had about him (I fell asleep watching his videos at like 3am and when I awoke auto played so many and I woke up to Kevin's voice and I wasn't facing my computer all I new was "shit someone broke in")

[@desmondtheneworder918]

@@Ilivepuppys POV: Famous 2.56 Million Subscriber KZbinr CallMeKevin has broken into your home and has been watching you sleep the entire time.

[@Ilivepuppys]

@@desmondtheneworder918 I wouldn't even be mad I would just laugh lol...then Famous 2.56 Million Subscriber KZbinr CallMeKevin kidnaps me and puts me in his basement but Jim Pickens is really in control

[@Ilivepuppys]

@@Xaychedelic I don't like you, Kevin made one joke that included you and you make it seem Kevin loves only you not even Kevin's friends from rust who he played with and got in like three videos acted like you....

[@Sorishon]

@@Ilivepuppys Let him be happy.

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

"He's in his same clothes" Kevin: visible confused face

[@dungeontsar7749]

well this is just awkward one of us is going to have to change

[@josyhavik]

“I love your outfits and wear it all the time..”

[@Emil_Stoltz]

Why doesn't this have more likes!?

[@KatzeKriegerin]

Did anyone else notice how *SWOLE* Kevin looked when he put his hands on his head

[@ltamha]

Yup, I noticed in his last video he's getting buff haha. His arms looks strong and safe, shame they belong to a mass murdering mad man xD.

[@Bockychalboa]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed 🤭

[@xXMRxWALRUSXx]

Me at 6:01 when I saw that

[@OneJey]

@@insertusername4803 5:06

[@beezynuts526]

Just noticed right now and I was deadass like SWOLEVIN

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

2:55 I love how even before the suitcase hits, the gardener witnessing is just like "What, A suitcase flying?!"

[@nicholasdelpizzo1594]

“Hitman 3 but I kill everyone on the map” Nice, it’s just like every other Kevin Hitman video

[@krafensteinn]

"To hide some bodies, we have to make some bodies." Such wise words.

[@algebrasux8731]

Legend says Zay is still killing gardeners to this day...

[@Xaychedelic]

This is correct.

[@davidtucker9498]

By proxy of Kevin, of course...

[@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625]

No no no. He hires Kevin to kill them

[@PokemonButcher]

"What are you going to do? Kill me?!" "Heh. Oh, no, detective. You are going to live."

[@anthonygerhart31397]

Also kevin putting his hands on his heads showing off those GUNS. Got me swoonin

[@Yu_K_wtf]

ikr? i was like DAMN...

[@MiyaMam948]

Same I was like "a surprise to be sure but a welcome one"

[@fullgetsu4171]

Alright you 3 keep it in your pants

[@ArchitectGG]

Paulie Walnuts

[@vickibannister2689]

Conspiracy theory: he did that so all the people who like guys will sub and like the video

[@Halbarad8416]

Anyone notice Kev's got some guns? Looks like he's been hitting his biceps!

[@shaanp9796]

5:06

[@cvspvr]

well, it is a game about killing people, so i'd expect him to have some guns, although i don't think hitting a person in the bicep is the most effective way to kill them

[@lakethefemb0y]

@@cvspvr uh he meant in like working out and getting fit, not in-game stuff

[@gjs6069]

@@lakethefemb0y I think he knew man

[@lakethefemb0y]

@@gjs6069 I mean, he doesn't really sound too sarcastic, and normally when I see sarcasm it's quite obvious that it's sarcasm and not serious. I mean, it's not like we can just read his mind to know if he was joking or not, we can only just assume by their choice in wording, and my judgement is that they weren't sarcastic. You can still whoooosh me tho, I don't really care. It's not like I'm gonna make too big of a deal about it, since it was just my judgement and I could be very wrong.

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

Kevin: "I'm gonna grab the snowball" And after that...A murder ocourred

[@YT-ru4mr]

Nagito and Kevin a dangerous partnership

[@tashkent561]

@@YT-ru4mr The Cult of Hope

[@YT-ru4mr]

@@tashkent561 we’re so unlucky

[@ValueNetwork]

We have the Butcher of Sapienza, now we have the Massacre of Carslile

[@obo5059]

I'm gonna be reminded of these titles everytime I watch Hitman 3 now.

[@thegamechanger4440]

It's the shovel killer of Carlile. He's infamous!

[@SuperLovelessgirl]

The fact that she didn't even finish introducing the target before Kevin eliminated her shows how skilled he is in mindless murder 🤣

[@iaobtc]

Last video: "Kevin has gone soft he was more concerned with solving a mystery" Kevin: CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

[@FalconEye-sm2up]

Soft? Tell that to his arms.

[@howrandom7590]

He's like Kevin, he just keeps coming back with worse amnosia returning to the car that hit him

[@vixengypsy]

3:57 I think those beans were off. Kevin's reaction is what we were all thinking!

[@Stage4000]

Alternate Title: "Framing xay, edited."

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

"Thats not how these things work' -Kevin after hitting a person with a feather duster

[@Wildcatman8]

5:09 HOLY MOLY KEVIN IS PACKING WITH THOSE BICEPS

[@Joestar69420]

"Can you smell it I just ate some beans and I think they where off" -random guy

[@gaming.misadventures]

Kevin's chuckle is literally the best

[@zboy1152]

Kevin tormenting the detective is the highlight of this video

[@arlohno]

kevin should do voice acting. imagine watching a pixar movie and animated kevin pops up all “hey there friends, my name is kevin”

[@Ilivepuppys]

pretty sure it would just be his voice not his youtube intro if he was in a disney movie but if he did what Jack did they may let him say his intro kinda "hey their friend, my names Kevin" (imaging he was in Jacks spot in Vacation sim)

[@argrlisy9744]

Private Investigator: keeps getting up and having a new set of clothes. Kevin: *How many times do i have to teach you this lesson old man?*

[@ilikesheep2239]

Why is nobody talking about kevin's massive arms?

[@LOONACORE]

5:06 holy shit

[@enzoarweq4525]

he a thicc boi

[@genericcarrots3519]

Was about to comment that

[@Alyakismydutchname]

Ikr... I'm kinda mad because Kevin doesn't need to be any more attractive and yet, here he is flexing on us, making everyone crush even harder 😐😑 Why is he so attractive?! I don't have time to have a crush on a youtuber! 😅

[@zillailluhr]

@@Alyakismydutchname same . like stop.

[@connorbowen8867]

everything Kevin says after 16:41, along with his laughs, is downright chilling

[@erikboydston4476]

I like how the thumbnail says “ow ow stop ow” like that’s the noise people make when they die

[@LOONACORE]

it's the noise i make when i die, fym?

[@Ilivepuppys]

thats not people dying...its Kevin Torturing the detective haha

[@erikboydston4476]

@@dimitrisergei1637 idk i wouldn’t know as I am not dead

[@rattlemebones7942]

5:06 I was just going back and rewatching the Hitman videos but JESUS CHRIST, Kevin is JACKED

[@flareblitz2010]

"But to hide some bodies, I'm gonna have to mAKESOMEBODIES!!!" omg

[@KitariKitsune]

Best logic

[@fawnieee]

I always come back to this video, the amount of times it makes me verbally laugh is countless. "The snowball? That comes later" hahahah

[@zeecaptainz]

When Kevin put his hands behind his head and his swole arms popped up like _dayum bro._ I was taken aback

[@elleen9177]

“Something about the axe is just so much more vicious than the rest of the items” The other items Kevin’s used: briefcase, snowball, and fish ~

[@borge4256]

“he’s in shock, he can’t believe he’s dead!” 😂😂😂

[@teomanozkaya2196]

5:09 my man kevin has been workin out I guess

[@jmn194]

The games AI: “You weren’t suppose to do that”

[@Emil_Stoltz]

"Fuck, I can't believe you've done this!"

[@tsumerica]

If Agent 47 can’t wear the maid costume, can Kevin wear the maid costume??? 🤔👀🤲🏼

[@Droids945]

The one two, briefcase throw and punch caused me to spray water out my nose. I love it here

[@_smallmac_]

Kevin is one beefy man when he showed his arms they were pretty muscular

[@that_kid_nobody_notices]

New tactic for dealing with creeps just dropped! *Creep approaches* "Can you smell it? I had beans. I think they were off. Sorry." *stare absently or walk away, your choice*

[@lunatick9792]

"I've taken out my secret weapon." It's the fish, isn't it?

[@Nahan_Boker94]

No its the snowball

[@pingpongball90]

No, it’s the machine gun.

[@erikfinkel2717]

This was such an epic moment, slowly driving the dectective insane, the whole stream as always was hilarious

[@mads6089]

Plot Twist: the detective already died, and this is just hell

[@Enbionic_Titan]

Hitman: Bly Manor

[@VichyGlitterGun]

Kevin took the "improvise, adapt, overcome" to a whole new level with stealth

[@alrazzahussein1691]

Only Kevin can kill every living being in England with only a fruit platter and a fish

[@sashimiroll5055]

Only Kevin can be shocked by the fact that there’s water in a well

[@mahmoudbenselma1857]

Yup, as expected on the third episode he tries to kill everyone.

[@syncopatedglory]

"like any good serial killer, it's time to escalate" is a _bitchin'_ line, lmfao. 🤣

[@Emil_Stoltz]

You mean "a killer line";)?

[@dynodan896]

Hey kevin, I just wanted to let you know that you are amazing, and I'm so happy that I get to watch your videos, and you're doing an amazing job at making me laugh everyday, I hope you have amazing days! : )

[@IamaPERSON]

Hey friends, how's it going

[@dynodan896]

@@IamaPERSON good how about you?

[@IamaPERSON]

@@dynodan896 also good, thanks for asking

[@nobodyspecial1080]

Kevin, on behalf of literally EVERYONE in history, thank you for bringing us all countless hours of joy and humor and being one of the reasons I personally wake up in the morning. Thank you so much! Love ya man!!!

[@patty__]

Hitman? More like... Kevin That joke was better in my head

[@mediumtim2237]

No,its a good joke

[@blankness8]

Hush it was incredible

[@Birdbraingames]

It was a TOTALLY RADICAL joke

[@jewcas]

Delivery could be better but it's good

[@gregorysweet867]

Gamer joke joke

[@katz5156]

This video was so great, I love the little random glitches just made it that much more hilarious.

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

I warms my day when I hear "hey there friend's" coming from Kevin

[@molyamaker]

Kevin, I wanna tell u how much I appreciate you and your videos. u have no idea how much they help me when I feel desperate and feel like life is pointless. your videos make me happy and bring up a smile on my face. please, never stop being yourself and take care

[@EMS12000]

The real PI is the most unlucky man of all, Kevin surely made his sanity drop below zero

[@GemoBean]

To be honest, there aren’t enough comments about the thirst trap that occurs at around the 5:06 mark...

[@lobaandrade7172]

Anna is a lucky girl

[@sentientchessboard595]

Unintentional thirst trap lpl

[@officialblimp]

i love these “i kill everyone in the map” videos, they are always hilarious :D

[@Themunnyman]

Kevs my favorite KZbinr i can binge watch and be family friendly

[@illeatthat]

5:13 we can tell what Kevin’s been doing during lockdown

[@chojin6136]

Thank you. I was getting rather disappointed that no one had made a comment like this until I found yours

[@MistyDelusions]

"To hide some bodies, I gonna need to make some bodies." - I'm crying, Keviiin (T T)

[@storytimetl]

Woah gun show Kevin, also didn’t realise you could lift your arms that high now!

[@portxr]

2:55 I think we need more appreciation for that gamer double kill

[@Daddy-ht8jn]

Kevin goes full "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" mode

[@digitallyzer0]

as much as i hate violence irl, seeing rt and you kill everyone on the hitman 3 maps made my day. :'D

[@Emil_Stoltz]

I deadass thought you said "As much as I hate volcanos".

[@unnecessarycensorpolice]

​@@Emil_StoltzI to hate volcanos 🌋

[@calebfloyd4295]

Kevin accidentally flexing has given me new purpose to work out

[@og403]

9 months later dude hows it going? You swole yet?

[@calebfloyd4295]

@@og403 not swole yet no 🤣 my half ass work outs🤣

[@cvspvr]

@@calebfloyd4295 three days later, are you finally swole yet?

[@calebfloyd4295]

@@cvspvr 🤣 define swole I prefer thiccc

[@ardishaskell5588]

@@calebfloyd4295 how about now? u swole?

[@dataexpunged55]

I usually listen to KZbin videos while I play games, but I can’t do that with Kevin’s videos because he somehow always manages to get me to watch the screen. Really entertaining.

[@andimoz]

kevin every time the detective comes back: how many times do i have to teach you this message old man

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

3:23 "aww I'm gonna need a fish if I'm gonna get this done" me: thinks back to the big fish on his hips song

[@ch4rlesiv115]

Now I’m waiting on “Hitman 3 but I kill everyone on the map in VR”

[@95fetter]

"Sorry for being english" kevin: some crimes can never be forgiven

[@Robh-kz8gu]

I've never been this early! It feels weird, I like it

[@byylue4564]

I feel ya

[@thecrazyone9913]

Me nether lol

[@bananasinfrench]

I shouldn't be surprised at this point, but Kevin's ability to break any game he touches within seconds continues to astound and terrify

[@bilbobagl9284]

"Hitman 3 but I kill everyone on the map." Oh. So like the other times.

[@tristanpierce4949]

that detective is literally jimmy from hardcore henry, a new verison of him pops up every second

[@heatherfennell3882]

I love movies whose blurb ends with "It's all very confusing."!

[@ElectroTherapyFTSoul]

This was the first live stream I saw of you... I'm glad it was this one! I was sick, too, so this was good medicine.

[@magana7009]

Day 2 of saying that "hey there friends" makes everyones day better

[@DASPism]

Daniel: The butcher of Sapienza Kevin: The butcher of Dartmoor Only missing 2 more Irish butchers of the apocalypse in Hitman

[@HowToHitman]

NPC : *Exists* Kevin: I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

Kevin is making my 2021 in LA better, thanks man, you're amazing

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

cool

[@lessthandecent8769]

"Hitman 3 but I kill everyone on the map" So, basically a normal Hitman video by Kevin

[@LJRP_YT]

This was my first ever video I watched of you, it came on my recommended about a week after it was released and I have loved your content since

[@MadnessIncVP]

Kevin: _”We’re going to England.”_ Spiff: _”Oh, Dear God.”_ 2:44 Ah, that was *this* video.

[@steveharvey2102]

Top 5 Kevin vids ever! I learned what a "tosser is" I found out this game is amazing. I also found out, that if someone were to make a mod, with respawning npcs. Kevin would still be playing that level. Kind of like a skipping record...

[@vigo6898]

lol i liked when kevin killed all the gardeners

[@imcd6885]

2:53 That was such a smooth kill