HITMAN 3 (Complete Series)

[@aabbccdd4710]

Thank you I've only seen this eight times in full

[@james7154]

ITS EVEN BETTER THE 9TH TIME

[@aabbccdd4710]

​@@james7154erm the oneyplays fanbase just repeats old jokes... *reposts the same old episodes with same jokes*

[@Elbow_le_Shelbow]

@@aabbccdd4710what can we say, we all have a touch of the ‘tism, thus we like things we are familiar with

[@deadbodiesandgraveyardsoil]

I ATCH IT AGAIN AND DO ATE MONEY

[@colenicholson96]

@@Elbow_le_Shelbow the world is small and safe in the confines of these reuploads

[@spawnofkermit2687]

They did NOT play enough of this for how gold the Hitman 2 playthrough was

[@SweatySheets]

They played through the whole game, KZbin just took a bunch of them down

[@JammerAma]

​@SweatySheets they absolutely did not lmao. They played like 3 or 4 episodes and dropped it. Aka the OneyPlays special.

[@SweatySheets]

@@JammerAma dude, what are you talking about? They did, I watched them all beginning to end, then one day they just disappeared and you all wanna act like none of it was real. Okay buddy, nice try. You can't gaslight me, I know better

[@astuteandy]

​@@SweatySheetsoh yeah you're right, my bad

[@thegreencumulon7869]

@@SweatySheets oh yeah i can confirm this

[@Thegoatone23]

2:16 “Like a little baby in a 40s cartoon” very underrated joke from Zach

[@tee-bird-10]

he’s so roight

[@colenicholson96]

Love that you can almost hear him start to say mister magoo

[@madmanpecos]

i don't get it. wasn't that from tom and jerry where they try to save a baby?

[@Chibblechabble]

You’ve got a good sense of laughing and silly jokes and gaffes.

[@infsm27]

REUPLOADS (Complete Series)

[@kylemullet1]

youtube (complete series)

[@DangustheChunk]

Now to comply with the newest youtube bullshit

[@raf.raf.]

"Best of Reuploads"

[@worldcure7883]

NO FAT. NO FAT. NO FAT. NO FAT.

[@buckfiftyhotdogs3577]

I could be wrong, but didn't they only do a complete for the second game?

[@videnez]

I’m a simple man with simple needs. I see new Oney, and I fill my pampers up to high heavens.

[@jabmaster1000]

“New”

[@novarat4089]

lets have a pamps filling contest, heaviest diaper at the end of the video wins

[@GU-jt5fe]

new...

[@spinegun]

What the fuck is this comment section

[@slough.of.despond]

rest in peace Hitman 3 playthrough 2021-2024

[@acubewitha2dhat]

they should re-edit one scene again and again everytime they upload this. Perhaps including a "Maclunky", neck dodging, and funi cgi aliens

[@ryanotte6737]

Tomar shot first! We all know that he always shoots first. No amount of editing can change what Tomar is. 😨

[@Roach_Dogg_JR]

They need to add a sexy long-lipped alien singing in a 2 minute unnecessary music scene that doesn’t fit at all.

[@henrylivingstone2971]

This is one of my favorite series they’ve done. So many good moments in this series. Don’t touch my spaghet-TI pig physics I’m immersed as a predator 😂

[@XLamonteCoxX]

But, this is hitman 3.

[@TheDoggyDog]

I really hate to burst your goose boils but this is the HITMAN 3 play through not the HITMAN 2 play through.

[@DankyKang96]

Back when it was good and Chris didn’t always invite the brain rot lineup

[@worldcure7883]

A coin? At this hour?

[@dextergrif]

@@DankyKang96my guy, OneyPlays is pure brainrot

[@lank2886]

Can’t believe they made a game all about Tomar and his wonderful ventures about saving Jaxi from the ghost organizations

[@SatelliteCastle95]

You aren’t apart of the joke

[@OhHeBustin]

​@@SatelliteCastle95 wow it's like you're one of oneys friends dude

[@Mauiers]

Errrmm, another reupload dude? You're scaring away the chicks man

[@GenericProtagonist7]

I love how Chris intentionally plays this like a jackass but occasionally you can here him get slightly annoyed for a second whenever his shenanigans get him caught, lmao.

[@SadBnnuy]

Hopefully we can get another series like this. I love Hitman 2 and 3, produced some of my favourite moments on the channel

[@funkymunky7788]

Chris said he wants to play hitman 2 again

[@plump_jive_turkey]

22:18 "I'd love to go to Dubai" Smiling Friends Go to Dubai confirmed

[@chriscanul4075]

Jaxxy taking notes on all of 47's tactics is a little concerning but what do I know hahahaha

[@DogeDelecto]

How? Tomar only gives her 30 minutes online each week.

[@mrtimo3822]

It's funny how they stop talking about her. Maybe she was getting mad about all the jokes.

[@lockerbuddy2039]

​@@mrtimo3822Probably more so the community. They outright disavow the jokes in one of the Palworld eps. Oneyplays fans are up there for most incapable of making original jokes, i think.

[@funklestiltskin6140]

Tomar must be furious that he finally lost the legal battle to keep the evidence of his crimes from being released.

[@cubynerd1397]

21:36 in the corner the Body Found cam is literally another guy dragging a separate body over

[@CasualRacerRed]

*Can't wait for the Hitman 3 (Complete Series) Reupload Reupload Reupload Zach Edition*

[@LP_the_MAN_the_MYTH]

Zach is really funny it be awesome if he were to get like a show or something

[@CrNgLrD]

Yeah I'd watch it with my friends and smile

[@societalanchor]

I remember when Chris asked his followers on Twitter what their favorite maps in Hitman were that they could play. That was few months ago. Guess NOT!!!

[@joshuahughes4704]

Sad.

[@ZombieAndroid]

Usually they record months before they upload so it can still happen. The yiik finale was recorded years ago for example lol

[@abdul223]

@@ZombieAndroid i hope so

[@cockblockersupreme]

​@@ZombieAndroidWait is that still a thing? I've been waiting for the end of YIIK since I was born.

[@Kevin-hx3ec]

Currently at 3:31 in the video I can’t wait to watch this lets play for the story!!!!

[@varicosevaynes]

best of visuals and also audio

[@thegamingraccoon2002]

That intro was pretty dope ngl

[@ryanotte6737]

Yes, chef's kiss editor. 👌 Arguably one of the most memorable moments in OneyPlays history. ✌️

[@mrtimo3822]

YES!!! Another complete series.I've already watched five times! ❤❤❤

[@gupfongle3208]

Man these compilations are almost as quality as the rubberized part used to secure the official oneyplays enamel pins to your clothes that just fall off in a matter of time.

[@SugarSloth]

You know, locking pin backs exist. Just get a cheap box of em and you're set for life!

[@Pren0110]

0:42 this is why they reloaded it, had to get rid of Tomar’s 2 hour reading of green eggs and ham, it wasnt interesting enough

[@Punxatowny]

More of this please

[@Corner.Spider]

COMPLETE BEST OF FUNNIEST MOMENTS HITMAN 3 (COMPLETE SERIES) II: Electric Boogaloo

[@NemaDraws]

We really need a dedicated member to show us the patch notes for these

[@ChuggaMugga69]

Imagine not watching this on repeat

[@SuhayI]

Tomar is reuploading videos to maximize quarterly profits

[@worldcure7883]

Shouting orders from his giant tower in Dubai, what a disgusting man.

[@samhill2874]

Take it easy withe the antisemitic remarks 😏

[@SuhayI]

@@samhill2874 you heard him @tomar

[@AsheCraftingCorner]

I suddenly started to hear "NO FAT NO FAT NO FAT!" When I was killed..I "think" it might have been Zach

[@Ajax-0137]

_Best of compilations part 2_

[@swaaws]

Finally, love this series

[@Chineseisntalanguageapparently]

3:30 Batman Arkham: any game, let’s you do that exactly for the same reason

[@selenazc]

I love this series. period.

[@NINABONEnohuman]

LOVE the intro omg

[@DapperDill]

The penguin slap was from "Farce of the penguins"

[@Soapthatatesoup]

I was walking my pet fish while watching this

[@TheRenegadeHamster]

BEST of REUPLOADS (Times we posted a video twice!)

[@REU6IX]

Finally some good ol og oney plays

[@BIGBOYGAMING03]

Og oneyplays would either be Ding Dong and Julian or Newgrounds guys playing with Chris

[@worldcure7883]

​@@BIGBOYGAMING03 but Zach and Tomar ARE Newgrounds guys.

[@BIGBOYGAMING03]

​@@worldcure7883Tomar isn't an og member, Zach is but he only was in oneyplays a little bit back in 2015

[@ToastyBB]

No og Oneyplays would be Chris solo playing dark souls​@@BIGBOYGAMING03

[@ryanotte6737]

OG has somewhat evolved in the way people use it to be equivalent to "old school", not necessarily the absolute first thing an artist has produced. 👍

[@arcaneusumbra1539]

That intro is one of my favorites moments in any video lmao

[@Groovygremlinguy]

Alright I’m really about to watch a series I’ve watched 100 times already, thank ya oney ❤

[@mybalsitch]

wait thats cool you reuploaded the fan comp

[@poddude]

I'm glad to see this up!

[@eletrigo82]

I still don't understand how they survived dubai on master difficulty like that...

[@SuperCaleb360]

Please play Sonic 06 with Zach and Cory

[@TheVenomation]

Oney hitman series is one of the best

[@vissova]

best of reuploaded videos (COMPLETE)

[@larch2329]

I aint watching this again its been 12 times already

[@pimplyface64]

31:27 SOL = Shit Out of Luck

[@hunter-xr5ce]

Holy guacamole, it's actually here!!!! MOM GET IN HERE!!!

[@ryanotte6737]

Zach needs your energy so he can scream really loud during the "I brought you home some FOOD" bit!

[@ReefRenders]

erm i noticed they re-uploaded this one without the section where tomar explains how to find his tomar emaralds. COINCIDENCE!? no fat

[@ronniewhitedx]

Just remember kids if the playthrough doesn't have Corry in it then it's not getting finished.

[@aliscoolvoid]

that fortnite song genuinely slaps and i get it stuck in my head a lot

[@LeftyCrankmann]

Agent 47's face represents the face of Zach. Everytime he looks younger in the next game, Zach becomes the same

[@Chineseisntalanguageapparently]

I don’t usually think this but I swear you’re trying to gaslight me to think this wasn’t uploaded before

[@SkullyJPG]

This is one i normally fall asleep too Whyd they reupload again

[@palmtreepanic2181]

THANK YOU

[@eddiemudie952]

This has easily been the worst year for OneyPlays yet. More time spent on re-uploads than new episodes.

[@abdul223]

we need BEST OF (complete series)

[@Soapthatatesoup]

I am so so happy

[@fartinator1]

oh...great.

[@EthanBolli]

I already saw this one.

[@swag-sn7ze]

thats a good intro

[@srjhr]

Complete series (Complete series)

[@justsomejoe8072]

Best of Reupolads

[@JayEmGe]

What did KZbin find wrong this time to warrant a reupload?

[@sylvie7868]

I wonder what jokes had to be cut out with this one

[@MundaneMuser]

I want these guys to actually go to Dubai and make a video about it.

[@wawacat6568]

I think Chris is the only person to get an account banned on Bitly because the link doesn't work

[@mr.azizsshitposts]

Didnt you ask us like a month ago what you didn’t finish so you guys could resume this series?

[@weekle123]

This is the Skyrim of KZbin channels

[@Orkunkadunk]

I farted and pooped while watching

[@crapconnoisseur6691]

The definition of insanity is watching the same video over and over and expecting new jokes (I’m insane)

[@Rat-King27]

I really wish they'd just make a patreon so they can get money without having to constantly reupload things, it gets annoying not knowing what bits were edited.

[@actioncat5333]

I always wondered why the channel's views were going down but now i understand

[@samdodson8125]

I feel like I've seen these before? Do they re-upload old videos?

[@popcornchicken2023]

Yes they reupload old complete comps cuz the almighty and critical KZbin algorithm has overlooked something they have deemed offensive in the video so oneyplays has to take down the comp that has that one joke in it, edit it out, then reupload it, must comps upload dates on the channel are completely wrong and out of order

[@pass_]

i hope they reupload luigis mansion 3 for the 4th time

[@Milkthrow]

20:35 Average Tomar activities

[@OkayContent]

I don’t understand, no matter how many times i rewatch this complete playthrough, they never finish this one, and they say the same exact words every time i just don’t get it

[@handlermmomo884]

Oh that’s still episode one and two

[@Dlueji]

pleeeease replay thisss

[@mikemccoy2801]

Does anyone else think about that one episode where Chris says the channel will end in 2025 and wonder if that is true

[@Mario3-we2lp]

Yay funny yellow man

[@jackknife01]

I have the original downloaded 🎉

[@KennyHedgehog]

Jaxxy I brought home some FUCKING FOOD

[@mattparkent440]

Saw the thumbnail first and thought it was a Northernlion video.

[@DailyCorvid]

no FAT no FAT no FAT best part of the internet ever.

[@henrylivingstone2971]

Is this a re upload?

[@Amero2323]

No it's the same video they posted a while ago

[@CabinetClown]

Hitman 1 complete series when?

[@supershokugo]

Best of Toilert humor

[@PhonyPepperoni]

still waiting for Escstatica ep 2

[@ryanotte6737]

2nd. Sign the petition, everyone. O

[@stinky.pinky.]

now reupload ALL complete series

[@Weathrboy]

Just make more hitman content everyone wants to see it

[@calthepeacelovingclover5935]

Why did they make a game about Tomar and his past career? That bald man is clearly him but younger (as he has no beard). Why else does he wear his iconic hat but to hide his past identity.

[@foehammer5047]

When I click on the link to order my TALKING Zach plushie it tells me the account that made the link has been suspended. I'm assuming Tomar posted pictures and videos of him throwing various tinned pasta products at his loved ones there and he got banned :(

[@Mempavrai]

this is like the 9th reupload

[@UnclaimedSewer]

A video at this hour?

[@jojobizadTRASH]

30 seconds in, and we already get an Epstein joke. Count me in 🍷

[@isurmomsingle]

upload more lazybones

[@aliensinmyass7867]

Chris has to deleted 90% of content he makes with Adam because he isn't coherent for most of it