Hitman Contracts but I break every contract

[@cookiestyleguy5886]

Breaking news: a hitman dressed as a butcher massacred a night club known as The meat Kings Palace. After killing 243 guards and civilians the perpetrator was finally killed by a door. That’s right the door.

[@TheSpectacularSpiderPunk]

"Chief! A hitman dressed as a butcher massacred a night club last night!" "What was the murder weapon?" "A door." "My God, lieutenant. It's him." "Who?" "AGENTFORTYKEVINNNNN" (PTSD intensifies)

[@Termina648]

The funny thing about Kevin always getting caught in "The Meat Kings Party" is that he just have to lock the door of the meat car in the literal beginning of the level, if you don't do that the guy you were torturing in the cutscene will wake up and alert the guards, lol.

[@WanderingLoner1]

The part when that guy runs in the kitchen :D

[@NomanJohan]

HAHAHA poor guy didn't know why his covers were blown

[@Go4Bro]

@@NomanJohan well I just figured out why my cover was blown

[@HaydenRising]

I never understood why they looked for me until a naked guy showed up 😂

[@VITAS874]

😂

[@noahbrennan8174]

Me at my grandpa's funeral: Wait, is that Jim Pickens?!

[@justcrafty2676]

Hello Son Pickens

[@SaphiraTessa]

😂😂😂

[@michaelelias2433]

😂😂😂😂

[@Lmao-xg1wc]

Nobody: Kevin: Oh wait there’s me!

[@TotallyNotToby_]

Kevin would be no good in a mirror shop

[@sebgosling6323]

@@TotallyNotToby_ he would probably died of starvation in there LOL

[@ConstintineOOO]

*him killing all the clones* Me: I never met anyone who wanted to kill themselves as much as me.. Until now

[@sierraphoenix1695]

Are you seriously telling me you didn’t expect Kevin to kill all his clones? For Jim's sake this is Kevin we’re talking about! Of course he’d kill them all!

[@Kai_Mercer]

@@sierraphoenix1695 for Jim's sake

[@sierraphoenix1695]

What? I’m only stating the obvio- ohhh now I get it...

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Wait till ya get a load of em

[@man4437]

I don't get why you have to quote yourself but go ahead

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

"Yeah pick on someone your own..heartbeat...related what?" CallMeKevin - 2019

[@rafaelalodio5116]

That moment whe his mind shifts to another dimension.

[@TheTrueCaptainAwesome]

He *did* try to look for the joke, in his defense.

[@k8-sr495]

From BlackPanthaa's channel all the way to here lol, really didn't expect to see you here.

[@TheIrishDino]

Hitman looks pissed in the thumbnail... He knows what channel he's on

[@jackbudi]

The best channel

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

The CallMeKevin channel

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

He knows he's about to Feck everything up

[@LorenzSinclair]

He's called "47"

[@WickedPhase]

They call him 47 *bruh*

[@vidcunttheunbroken4704]

Your cover is getting blown because almost every NPC in the old Hitman games is an enforcer (guards with dots in Hitman 2016). The longer you stand in front of them the more is chance of your cover getting blown.

[@math3000]

Even though it's harder, it does make sense

[@fuckoff9182]

It's because they work together everyday, so when a bald man with a barcode tattoo on the back of his head appears in their uniforms, naturally they don't recognise them and get suspicious.

[@DomThatDubstep]

Actually I think it's because the outfit he took is for the opium waiter. The guards know there's only one so if you don't kill the other your cover will be blown.

[@LakituKoopa]

and that is how it is done. Not like the crap AI who doesn´t react to their surroundings in the new games. I love how your cover, your moves and all events matter for the AI in the old games. It is just awesome that some outfits grant you possibilities, but at the same time restrict you as well. Best example in this mission is the waiter. He will see through your disguise instantly, because he works alone, but the guards may accept 2 waiters to a specific point, because maybe another one was hired without them knowing (even if it is quite suspicious).

[@WhoaaaMama]

The older games are actually more realistic AI-wise. Since places like the Meat King's Slaughterhouse are run by crime organizations, it is their duty to keep an eye on everyone who comes into their vicinity or else they would easily get busted. Any remote suspicion will send them into a frenzy. Like the guys above were saying with the one waiter or whatever. They probably keep record of their employees and if someone shows up that isn't familiar, they assume he's a fake or keep a close eye on them.

[@goldentehfoox3156]

"Oh well thats not Jim Pickens, if you did that to Jim your arms would break, his head wouldn't move an inch" -Call Me Kevin 2019

[@elpascalmods7384]

Hitman Contracts is probably one of the most atmospheric games ever, the dark atmosphere, creepy music, constant rain, snow and darkness... Too bad the mission design is really inconsistent, otherwise it'd easily be the best in the series.

[@hazode]

I think the mission design basically boils down to the fact that they're essentially a kind of remastering of older jobs from hitman 1 & 2. Those games did not age well, mechanically speaking. Personally, Blood Money will always be my favourite

[@weskergeorge97]

@@hazode Blood Money is so good

[@kalzangtopgyal5304]

Other than the new ones it's my favourite Only the third mission (Russian mission) is kinda tedious

[@stolenname94]

Hitman 2 silent assassin or blood money for me. The 2016 reboot is also extremely good/hitman 2 2018

[@Wurmo]

I always preferred playing it as a run n gun game, but I was stealthy too. I usually just eliminated the target with silverballers.

[@level100boss3]

Jim Pickens is an immortal being, he travels between the realms, conquering galaxy after galaxy, he contacts kevin through telekinesis and kevin has been building up Jims notoriety on earth, and before you know it we're all bald old men serving the supreme leader Jim Pickens.

[@trueblue6201]

Telepathy not telekinesis.

[@PhoebeTheFairy56]

So, Kevin's the silver surfer to Jim's galactus?

[@tatu5539]

"Atleast be decent when you fight me to the death in butchers dungeon" Thank you for saying out loud. For far too long the butcher has been harassing innocent assassins.

[@sammysmiles7086]

Kevin:* owns green screen* Also Kevin:*doesn’t use it at all*

[@Bekrox]

he used it to decorate the house with lego harry potter screen shots you UNCULTURED SWINE

[@ahobbit1273]

He used it for that masterpiece he uploaded a few days ago

[@themonabeansaproject648]

Carrying on for Mona Beansa, this is day 148 of asking Kevin to bring back baking bad

[@todayiamlena5012]

Epic

[@dgsanimations5586]

I knew the fans wouldn’t allow it to stop

[@ThatGuy-en2nn]

@@dgsanimations5586 Would appreciate it if you guys did.

[@SaphiraTessa]

What happened to Mona?

[@JotaC]

@@SaphiraTessa abducted. Probably murdered. The interest of bringing baking bad back costed her life

[@estooo]

Day 5 of requesting for a Freestyle Rap Battle between RTGame and CallMeKevin.

[@xVx_Krt_xVx_KillMe]

Losing count 5 days in? I see you graduated valedictorian

[@mr.unfunny9368]

That’s how they settle it down

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

RtGame might do the evil deed on occasion, but Kevin has the Dear Leader to back him up

[@estooo]

The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens *salutes our true hero* edit: *true god*

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Bore Ragnarok

[@Ryyi23]

2:46 that's got to be one of my favorite kills Kevin has done in a Hitman game. Just the extremely sudden and violently forceful way the body flew into the wall and how it landed on the ground with the arm bent backwards.

[@DeadwingDork]

I played through this for the first time a few months back and I loved it, one of the best in the series.

[@roboticaly4592]

Day 70 of loving Kevin unconditionally, even if he enjoys being bald

[@Negetive2digit]

47 is so dedicated to keeping his cover that he'll try to feed a human Jabba the Hutt guards because he keeps calling for them. That bit cracks me up for some reason. (Also, that could be an alternate way to kill him. Feed him guards until he dies from congestive heart failure.) Some of the older Hitman games had more interesting people to kill instead of generic, fit rich people; generic, fit serial killers; or generic old dude who's important for some reason and wears that fisherman's hat that all old people wear in fiction for some reason.

[@pedrostormrage]

1:56 "Pick on someone your own..."...vital status (the state or condition of being living or deceased) ? :) 11:21 "Is this some butcher overlord?" Ahh, fresh meat! :P

[@johnwayne387]

I was searching this very one butcher reference comment

[@CptBamBoozled]

The language that they are speakin' is actually Romanian and i am very confused and proud at the same time

[@vetreas366]

I don't really know anyone who'd prefer saying "Acum iti simt carnea!" instead of... y'know, "Stai la control!" ("I'm gonna frisk you!") or anything that doesn't sound so wonderfully derpy -- still wouldn't trade it for the world tho'

[@userAsiral]

I was looking for this comment xD

[@kilomillensimus9379]

@@vetreas366 If you worked for a crime boss named "The Meat King" you might also talk about flesh a lot.

[@howchen8529]

3:07 that laugh, never get old

[@vidcunttheunbroken4704]

10:07 "There we go, just wake up again, that's like it's all was a bad dream" Actually those are memories of old missions from Codename: 47 that Agent 47 hallucinates after getting shot in Paris.

[@bigguy2968]

r/wooosh-ish

[@SirDankleberry]

@@bigguy2968 r/thisisntreddit

[@No-ek8mh]

Kevin’s fan base: Kevin is evil Kevin: well yes but actually yes

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Indeed

[@quentin932]

Kevin: "I love the hitman series, and i relate to this one even more" Me: op Kevin has just informed us he is confirmed, a hit man.

[@keithamerson2382]

I love your videos man, love watching them in the am while getting ready for work and in pm when i get off work, keep up the great content

[@nosferat-ew]

keith amerson I have the same routine lol

[@Luxmariiex]

I literally laughed through this whole vid, made my day so much better 😂❤️

[@GoEvenHarder]

4:05 just imagine that scene... A "highly trained swat unit" that can't cover the back while assaulting and a hitman janitor with a little plaque saying "Hi, my name is -Dan- Kevin" just explode them from behind.

[@thesiscaro3074]

1:00 Wow Kevin! You must be such a good employee since they've hired so many times! Edit: "Employee"

[@asneecrabbier3900]

kevin and rt: friends no one: kevin and rt: _THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE IRISH_

[@mulekalpha3038]

Jim Pickens does not Obey the laws of physics, THE LAWS OF PHYSICS OBEY HIM °^° (Edit) wow these are a lot of likes '-'

[@sleepinotters117]

My sleep-deprived self read the title as "Human contact but I break every contact" and I've never felt so understood

[@wondrousmind]

mooncasket lmao

[@FreeStyle495]

Nobody : 7:45 okay, on the background You can hear a man say "Te-am rugat să îmi arăți legitimația" And that is Romanian and it means , i asked you to show me your ID i diddn't know that they had Romanian voice in this game

[@ana-mariablaga5531]

Yeah I heard that and sounded so familiar :)) but why they use such a bad accent of romanian language tho..even at 6:52

[@kyar.5029]

4:57 "Different language, I don't like that" 😂

[@dragonfan8647]

Day 71 of thanking Kevin for being awesome and making me laugh every day.

[@minckypasricha1930]

false! there have been a couple of days in the last 2 months without an upload so there is no way you could have posted this 71 consecutive days!

[@tinyobeseman9915]

Day 1 of asking Kevin and RT to duet Gonna Be (500 Miles)

[@lizfromheadoffice]

Oh.my.god. Yes!

[@Janfey]

no

[@jackkrupnick4573]

パデ y

[@jackkrupnick4573]

I can hear the “dadada” already

[@Kooscoose]

nah ebony and ivory! XD

[@pizzacat617]

6:40 he said "Alright that's better." but you could hear 4 Gunshots

[@admech590]

Yes... This is the first hitman game I've ever played. I remember overhearing the swat song when my dad was playing it first very late at night. It was also one of the grimmest , creepiest undertones in gaming I've seen.

[@patch-fm]

4:56 Racism in a nutshell.

[@sakxranbo]

6:52 Oh my God, that's Romanian. I just got a bit surprised by it because I didn't know if I'd understood it correctly or not 😂😂

[@dinodave1118]

How to cook a egg 1. Find a bald man 2. Place egg on his head 3. Leave it in the sun for an hour 4. Enjoy with a cup of joe

[@aryandairshad]

2:02 When your friends makes a reference about something, but you don't get it

[@manologamerss5801]

11:18 Thats the level 100 butcher.

[@throwaway4503]

11:28 This guy is Gru. "Gorls Gorls Gorls."

[@livispuzzled]

Hitman? More like Bore: Ragnarok

[@nemanjamitrovic9343]

Why did i even read this...I knew what it said before opening, feck me

[@DiddyBohlen]

@@nemanjamitrovic9343 And that is why this joke still works

[@onemandubs713]

Father Gascoigne How long will it last tho

[@DiddyBohlen]

@@onemandubs713 Probably forever, just like Jim Pickens. No matter how many times you try to kill it, it always comes back.

[@mtt8072]

6:51 I'm pretty sure that bodyguard spoke romainian

[@panic8085]

Ooh he did! I just noticed it because you pointed it out lol

[@GoEvenHarder]

Hitman Contracts but Oh! There's me!

[@nikkiesona]

Day 57 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

[@kevinelnohomo7920]

Oh there's me

[@krishelfferich3087]

Has he ever said Thanks? I unsubbed to Kevin..his arrogance gets tiring.

[@nikkiesona]

@@krishelfferich3087 Well, he did heart my comment once, so that's kind of like saying thank you.

[@krishelfferich3087]

@@nikkiesona Thats cool. 😊

[@thestonergamer420]

You will get it right some day

[@HTPCYMC]

Hitman Contracts but Agent 47 grows his hair back, and loses all the powers he got from being bald.

[@robby576]

Rip

[@Alex-sy2fv]

That's one of my favourite Theresa May quotes 4:56

[@joachimiscool]

This is 100% my favorite Hitman game ever. I'm so happy you're playing this ❤️

[@sepiasmith5065]

8:13 oh my god 😂😂😂 now that's the quality content i subscribed for

[@MaiaMirabell]

Getting Beavis and Butthead flashbacks from that "uuuuuuhhhh" at around 2:22 XD XD XD

[@ssychosav]

6:51 he said "now I feel your meat"

[@alexandernilsson9551]

1:55 Pick on someone with your own DNA!

[@powerfulstache0583]

They actually have the same DNA They're clones

[@pokeguyzilla5597]

I just murdered everyone in every level in this game. Mwahaha. And Kevin thinks HE'S a psycopath.

[@Danof]

Hitman but Kevins cover of country roads is a hit, man

[@panic8085]

Beautiful.

[@cherrylemon2940]

9:11 KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!! Why is there blood coming out of that man, kevin? "That isn't blood! That's juice! Juice from the juice pops we're having!"

[@norwegianlass]

Day 4 of asking Kevin to get his fecking music onto Spotify

[@harleycynofficial]

"Pick on someone your clone size." I think that was the joke tucked in there, Kevin.

[@JasonJayMusic]

I think it's about time you do Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory. Especially after that Sam Fischer namedrop

[@VlaDragoN7]

Used to watch your machinima and sims videos back in the day, and only now thought of looking you up again! Glad I did, keep up the good work, Kevin :)

[@mostuselessmanofalltime]

"All the things I could have been, and I picked KZbin" As he sleeps in piles of cash every night like Scrooge McDuck.

[@matthewryan1185]

Guards, GUARDS!! 😂😂😂

[@cheerupneko4551]

Hit man is one of my favorite games to watch Kevin play, he’s so good At majorly fecking everything up 😂

[@cheerupneko4551]

KevinJusticeWarrior best username ever

[@KevinJusticeWarrior]

@@cheerupneko4551 Fecking right it is. Join the Kool Kevin Klub

[@carterpompe1763]

Jim Pickens is everywhere. You cannot escape him

[@keznichols7988]

Not to bring you down or whatever but I’m having problems with my family but somehow you’re making me laugh. Keep up the good work! :)

[@HOXiFiRE]

4:55 this is how racism started

[@ellehair1717]

I watched you make this thumbnail on a steam now I’m gonna watch the video after work. Wooooo

[@TheHiddenSystem]

4:57 Kevin: 'Different language?!' Me, a German: 😳😵

[@aldebaran_fgc]

Day 1 of asking Kevin for a Wii Sports Boxing 1 v 1 between Kevin and RT

[@FakedNebula]

Kevin and Mat

[@arthurmorgan6358]

Kevin: "Delightfully devilish Kevin!" Me: "KEVIN, THE POTATOES ARE ON FIRE!!!"

[@Lucas61616]

I've been waiting for this for a long time, its time

[@c.a.k.comedy692]

I love the idea of being the target of an assassination, calling your guards but your assassin just goes and bring your dead guards to your room

[@LunarRL]

i love your videos and watch it all the time: Nikki's Speech

[@horrorlover927]

Azur congrats on the success of your channel

[@mybestfriendlober]

1:25 Kevin giving off some McGregor vibes

[@idontlikelasagne7211]

Day 99 of asking Kevin to play The Emperors New Groove.

[@todayiamlena5012]

No doubt this is legendary

[@Moody.Smiruai]

plz stop

[@idontlikelasagne7211]

@@Moody.Smiruai Day 100

[@anthonyromanelli1392]

Criminologists have found that the average contract killer is usually a broke amateur who takes up the job out of desperation. So this is probably the most accurate portrayal of a hitman we’ll ever see

[@peppernwarming6226]

Day 25 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000

[@CataciousAmogusevic]

HELL YEAH!

[@aGuyNamedDingus]

All those dead clones are just how many times Kevin died off camera

[@todayiamlena5012]

Day 99 of asking Kevin to bring back the Comedy Night. Mona Beansa, *feeling sad without you in villager* It would be day 148 of asking Kevin to bring back the Baking Bad.

[@jackbudi]

Yes

[@idontlikelasagne7211]

Legendary. 17 days till your birthday.

[@naplockblubba5369]

He said he stopped playing it because everyone knows who he is and therefore it's harder to troll

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Agreed

[@KevinJusticeWarrior]

Kouncil of Kevins agree with this request, however he had reached too much fame

[@kitty_gamer23]

Bore Ragnarok Day of the year: 157 Consecutive Bore Ragnarok counter: 157 Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload) Days without videos: 2 04.15.2019 06.03.2019 (youtube server problems) Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1 Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)

[@jackbudi]

Yes

[@kitty_gamer23]

@@jackbudi back in the good ol days i was getin likes and now i get only the no likes this is so sad can we hit 2000 likes?

[@kagisatu3667]

I love your content Kevin. Your videos seriously help me cope with issues I have

[@TurbidTG1]

Day whatever of asking Kevin to play the following The Punisher, Ghosthunter, State of Emergency, Open Season, Rocky, The Operative: No One Lives Forever, and Mercenaries Playground of Destruction

[@FuriousCanadian]

Kevin went from baby boy playing a forearm god to fucking murder

[@panandrzej475]

Day 79 of asking the coolest hitboi Kevin to play Toy Story 2

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Pulling off a hit on Sheriff Woody

[@Collected-Light]

😤👌

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

I'm Going To Say The N Word. "THAT'S RACIST YOU CAN'T SAY THE N WORD!!!"

[@ReinisDoesMinecraft]

yes he needs to play it

[@tylerbroughton7156]

Nobody at all: Kevin when he finally becomes a dictator and sees his statue: Oh There’s Me

[@nut_shell1364]

We need more of agent forty kevin

[@Ziets]

Some night vision goggles are a common tool for butchers.

[@alexandergill1545]

When are we getting an agent 47 vs Jim Pickens

[@tonyhokenson]

The Three Main reasons to subscribe to Kevin 1. He has a diverse game library, it's often a nice surprise to see what he's gonna upload 2. He's fecken hilarious 3. Jim Pickens!

[@Anu-YT394]

Play some old splinter cell games man those goggles really reminded of Sam fisher and also splinter cell series is one of my most favourite series !!! So please Jim torture Kevin till he plays Splinter cell .

[@mihirlavande]

Kevin following the trail of his dead clones: Oo a piece of candy, oo a piece of candy, oo a piece of candy, oo a piece of candy....

[@ploomique]

”i killed a lot more people than i had to but sometimes you just gotta do what feels right”.

[@billb6029]

1:56 best joke in the history of jokes

[@jakeblake1042]

Day 13 of asking Kevin to play the official Burger King game, Sneak King!

[@program4800]

The swat team are just storm troopers in disguise.

[@FlendarGaming]

Hitman contracts but I am the target of the contracts.

[@pastaman2205]

Only RT can love hitman

[@CHNOPS1000]

Day 92 of asking Kevin and the Kevin army to come to my birthday party 🎉🎂

[@starthrone9401]

I believe we are the cult of the great dear leader Jim Pickens, not this 'Kevin Army' you speak of.

[@di7645]

I'll attend 💜

[@bananasinfrench]

Happy birthday

[@mariamimi11297]

I will be there if Jim Pickens will be there.

[@thecakelord.]

When and where bro?