Hitman but I pull off the worst heist ever

[@HTPCYMC]

This is an alternate universe where Easter is banned worldwide and the Easter Bunny has to earn his money in a different way.

[@alchemyst1c]

This comment is underrated

[@Brittany_1992]

I love this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hahafamilyguyfunnymomentsf2055]

Aren't you from raysipes videos

[@Comic_Geek2001]

Been a while since I’ve seen you

[@maxshriver1437]

My dudette

[@auvam8807]

Kevin: *puts down wet floor sign* “Wouldn’t want anyone getting hurt” Dead bodies: ...

[@iishakoenig5807]

엑소Exo are you the Exo like the guys that made loveshot because if you are you are awesome

[@cantthinkofaname521]

@@iishakoenig5807 You are dumb af ngl

[@danielherrera9510]

엑소Exo yeah they are also not talking because they are dead

[@cantthinkofaname521]

@@danielherrera9510 r/whooooosh

[@kevinsundelin8639]

If you put Dead Bodies: Am I a joke to you? That'd made it atleast slightly funny

[@XraynPR]

"I love hitting men ... and woman, I'm not a sexist" Kevin proving again that he advocates equality, what a great and kind man!

[@ninopan1683]

Women

[@KayleeHeartsJadey]

He doesn't see color, race, gender, sexuality. He only sees a hittable being. The radical change we truly need.

[@shead3583]

Our dear leader is truly a man of equality LOL

[@tangoto1209]

No

[@yanndumesge3526]

@@JGamv A man of culture I see

[@bubblestvtm180]

Kevin: "I throw food at you, and you open fire... Someone is insecure" Guards: "you literally killed everyone with a fish" Kevin: "And ill do it again "

[@firefly_the_rescue9308]

@@assaultrifleabraham … who’s gonna tell this person it was a joke.. I bet you’re fun at parties

[@paperghost281]

So no one told you life was gonna be this way *BANG BANG BANG BANG*

[@Pusta-yv1ul]

So no one told you life was gonna end this way BANG BANG BANG BANG

[@thethinker2011]

I completely agree.

[@Mrsyulleke]

So no one told you life was gonna be this way *BANG BANG BANG BANG*

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

Wrong Irishman

[@wanderingbufoon]

Still prefer the jazz one. he couldn’t even get passed the first guard without killing him

[@MrHAZZA821]

Kevin isn't actually a hitman, he's just a forceful Chiropractor

[@FALslayer]

who knew that slapping necks was the profession to be in

[@FloridaGuy53]

Guard:(Wakes up)"Ow, what hit me? Man, my neck feel nice, though."

[@zombieking5633]

“Just another funny clown joke” Kevin says after committing a homicide

[@Xehanort10]

We finally know The Joker's origin. He's Kevin.

[@UmWhoAsked]

Ah typical Kevin

[@JimmyBasquiat]

It's a prank, bro!

[@kostok2627]

Thats so kevin

[@doctorsam9200]

Joker (2019)

[@poseidonc1259]

Receptionist: “Ah, hey there big boy!” Kevin: That’s sexual harassment!

[@atahsaia8157]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bJ-WoXl8hbifjZY

[@sarahbrunton1375]

11:02

[@FloridaGuy53]

Kevin:"Look, me drink coffee. No hot chocolate. Me big boy." Also, Kevin:(Throws briefcase)"Don't ever call me big boy, again." Also, also, Kevin:"Heeheehee, I have poison."

[@MrHendrix17]

Then Diana goes on about his rack drawing attention, such a toxic workplace

[@zappodude7591]

I have yet to see anyone pick a disguise other than the clown suit, and yet it's still the hip and trendy one. Whoever designed it is a true mastermind.

[@robby576]

Indeed

[@kamimizuumi]

Kevin did

[@idiotidiot5821]

Honk honk

[@leviathanfilms4035]

4:34 “Drop whatever’s in your hand!” Kevin: yeets the extinguisher At his face😂

[@animalchic10]

I had to pause the video at “wait no, a two way mirror would be a window” bc I was laughing too hard

[@WelcomingFrown]

Same but mine was at the interview

[@darellmalazarte7681]

Me too! LMAO

[@DisDatK9]

Kermit The Festive Human we need someone a bit more cutthroat for the top tier

[@kuromifytheworld008]

we need more channels like kevin

[@falconoreilly2607]

Funny enough, two way mirrors are a thing and no they aren't windows lol.

[@Skenjin]

Some say he still has idle breakout open on his other monitor to this day.

[@sir_rodent]

he has it open in his mind

[@macaroon_nuggets8008]

This has been confirmed by kevin's reddit video.

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Just like Ocean's 11, but without 10 people

[@damianm9374]

O Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens please forgive kevo for not playing the sims today

[@Ayuhwheyaha]

Jim!

[@psychedelicowl3275]

YOU'RE NOT THE REAL JIM KEVIN WHOULD REPLY

[@BloxTheMvp]

The weird and the wild should have left you all beguiled

[@noelfolz50]

Why the f*ck did I read that as Obama's 11*facepalm*

[@beesly01]

10:50 "I am Kevin, Call Me Kevin" CinemaSins enters the chat "Roll credits!"

[@yikesyourchunkyhostilityha2321]

DING!

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

thats right, kevin respects all genders he will hit everyone equally XD

[@glaptoper]

Good

[@safebox36]

Good guy T̶o̶u̶m̶a̶ Kevin

[@britishpigeon838]

*communism song*

[@Freddie_Kurst]

That’s because he’s a HITman

[@CaptainPupu]

He only sad man and women. But there's 4256794389 more genders. As a purple washing machine from deep space I feel offended.

[@martinwathen3807]

"He's crying, just because I changed into a rabbit outfit" - Kevin 2019

[@somerandomgamer8504]

What is this, FnaF? Is he gonna kill some kids in that outfit?

[@spidercollector9636]

Hey baby I hear the blues a calling tossed salad and scrambled eggs. Mercy

[@StenusP]

* hears a gunshot and subsequent screaming *

[@legomansam5265]

IjahByte so no one told you life was gonna end this way

[@prasunkumar117]

Ah RTgames fan as well

[@potatonite2340]

More like an old time binging with babish fan

[@masonmccray1855]

Bang bang bang

[@segue2ant395]

For some reason running through the foyer yelling "Look everyone I'm Kevin!" like you _only just realised this_ has cracked me up. Might be something to do with it being 2.30am after a long day of paint fumes, but it's probably just that Kevin is a comedy genius.

[@cthulhubecausewhynot1182]

“So no one told you life was gonna be this way,” “BANGBANGBANGBANG”

[@emailname8624]

Nice username.

[@Runstad]

"I want your job!" "I am you now. I am Kevin" "Yes. Call me Kevin!" So that's how he became Kevin.

[@_._---.]

Before these events, his name was Thomas O'Reilly.

[@nanatsumi-chan5148]

Day one of reminding Kevin we love him for all his crazy antics and his “killer” personality

[@rejectedhumanity5239]

Its been eleven months you missed a couple of days

[@slowcosmic6176]

idontknow u never know. They actually could’ve commented on other videos but u never came across them 🤷🏼‍♀️ plus when people make these they dont go back to the comment to edit a new day, they make a new one comment on ANOTHER video

[@curielux]

Bore Ragnarok quality

[@nanatsumi-chan5148]

@@rejectedhumanity5239 lollllllll I forgot I wrote this, I'll have to continue

[@nathyngoss3132]

Have your 200th like. You deserve it. That was a killer pun

[@crookedbuns]

13:56 "If anyone sees you with that rack, my guess is you'll draw a lot unwanted attention to yourself" Well excuse Agent Kevin for having a nice rack.

[@invalidusername6158]

Getting shot at and about to die BLUEBERRY MUFFIN

[@ubblebungus]

I think you mean *BLUEBERRY MUFFIN*

[@bando2131]

He values a pastry over his own life. *just like every American in existence*

[@RB-NZ2]

Invalid Username is this an icarly reference I detect?

[@NobuNobuSimp]

@@RB-NZ2 No it's in the video

[@RB-NZ2]

Anrijs Christopher No it’s in icarly

[@lennoxvazquez]

04:37 Guard: "Drop whatever's in your-" Kevin *throws a whole fire extinguisher*

[@chimppimpin420]

This is Kevin's backstory. He took the identity of a Kevin because he liked the name and then became Irish and grew hair. Now he does KZbin

[@ChasedTerror]

😂

[@thomasdiep68]

“These cameras would never work, who would buy these??” Kevin would buy these.

[@UmWhoAsked]

Damn right he would

[@dmz-soccersoccer5813]

“I like hitting men, and women! I’m not sexist!” -Kevin 2019

[@robby576]

Perfect

[@edwardcook7568]

Epic mememe

[@founderoftheempire8589]

@@Mooneron accurate representation of 3rd wave feminist

[@beepboop8751]

@Albino Obama, like you've ever met a feminist in your life.

[@founderoftheempire8589]

@@beepboop8751 I've met plenty and it's funny how you tell me I haven't seen stuff I have

[@johndunn6756]

Awww, Kevin showed his softer side by feeling bad for bludgeoning a dead guy with a fish. The sentences written in Kevin videos will always confuse the new people

[@assaultrifleabraham]

"Kevin videos". That is way too inappropriate for KZbin. If you don't know what that is i feel jealous.

[@exiledcaptain]

*Phew, I was about to write an angry comment about you only hitting men*

[@kiwi468]

@@TheJester39 m7e57w

[@kiwi468]

Noooooooooob 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😀😀😂😂😂😀😀😀

[@phantomlemon111]

I love how Kevin plays this game in a way that breaks it, the game devs dont expect someone to be wearing the rabbit suit and not being causing havoc... But Kevin... Kevin just like rabbits

[@assaultrifleabraham]

Developers expect everything. And CallMeKevin didn't break the game. If you can change outfits, then surely the developers expected the player to change outifits.

[@thanasisdompazis380]

Kevin is the only youtuber capable of making me cry from laughter

[@DeadlyTowersSux]

Yeah, he tends to have that effect lol

[@RainintheBrain]

The GTA Chaos Mod Episode where he got Michael to literally do Hot Yoga. I was splitting at the sides laughing from that

[@kingcommon2984]

"Lot of sleepy guards today, so sleepy they may never wake up" Idk why but that made me laugh for like a solid five minutes

[@chickenx5694]

The one game Kevin's supposed to kill people.. "Oh no I snapped his neck! "

[@probablynotyourdad4616]

*snaps a mans neck while he’s unconscious* “JESUZ, THAT DIDNT SOUND RITE”

[@Crocidile_3moji]

🤓☝ erm is right and im 5 years late

[@selkie2sato396]

Literally anyone: does or says anything Kevin: immediately begins breaking shit and hitting other people

[@maninthemask6275]

Kevin- “I love hitting men...... and women.” Skipper- “We did it boys sexism is no more.”

[@Ripjaw5]

Man in the Mask I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone "not being a man" when it's convenient.

[@Oyasumi05]

@@Ripjaw5 what's this gotta do with hitting both genders equally?

[@stevenhale2935]

@@Oyasumi05 when someone thinks about hitting women as soon as gender equality is brought up, you just know they're a horrible person

[@stevenhale2935]

@Genocide is fun I agree

[@ItsBunnyBuns]

@@stevenhale2935you realize theorizing and speculation doesn’t equal real life ramifications, right?

[@sarahh228]

Day 13 of telling kevin he's my favorite person and I love and support him ❤️

[@britishpigeon838]

aww . You sweet heart xxx

[@sarahh228]

Crying intensifies because the angel we call Kevin has liked my comment**

[@IamaPERSON]

@@samuel9569 why are you disliking them?

[@wadenbeisser2491]

You are breathtaking.

[@upsideizi1427]

@@wadenbeisser2491 No, you are breathtaking

[@sinner9192]

I saw this map and immediately had flashbacks to RT’s *beautiful* friends parody

[@plants_before_people5329]

Did he actually kill someone by removing the wet floor sign?

[@dr.k8610]

He pacified them

[@letters_from_paradise]

Knocked them out.

[@Kuro-mg8vc]

he had dry skin

[@Spitfire576]

Frick frack paddy whack! I loved this Kevin, more of it please! The way you do missions has me falling out of my chair with laughter, you are the bestest hitman.

[@sleepyboiuwu6815]

Day 1 of not asking Kevin to play any games but just enjoying his videos

[@Banksran]

@@TheJester39 NO U

[@sleepyboiuwu6815]

Covfefe Hamberder no, day 5,840 of that

[@ZombieSlayerGirl]

I cant get over how much I love the hitman videos. Ive rewatched them so many times and still find myself laughing at them

[@KaraIsabella]

"My name is- BAD" literally the most accurate zoom in ever lol

[@bodybagism1]

4:00 Kevin was social distancing responsibly before it was cool

[@RenneVangr]

4:33, "oh, drop it. I thought you said “throw it into my face”, minor miscommunication, my bad."

[@katiewheeler9212]

This video made me laugh out loud like a maniac and I really needed that today ❤

[@readierazeii.5468]

This Video proves: Why would you consider using a Shotgun, if a Fish is so far more lethal?

[@UnderstandingRat]

13:57 Oh no Kevin, Diana is hitting on you!

[@victorflint]

Day 2 of me trying to get Kevin to understand that Jim Pickens + bore ragnarok + grognak = J O R E G R A G N O R O K

[@Tryinghisbestyeah]

*God wants to know your location*

[@fishpig003]

“I bet this is a two way mirror too. WAIT!” Omg I’m laughing so much!

[@ginny1423]

"I have one family and they're a struggle to deal with" I relate to that on a spiritual level

[@lennoxvazquez]

04:34 is my favourite. "Drop whatever-" Kevin: *throws extinguisher*

[@todayiamlena5012]

Day 147 of asking Kevin to bring back the Comedy Night. I haven’t seen my brother for weeks now. You’re still legendary, Subject #74. Mona Beansa,hope you’re doing amazing. It would be day 196 of asking Kevin to bring back the Baking Bad.

[@DanieleCapellini]

the game is dead

[@britishpigeon838]

Oh it's minecraft villager woman ! How ya doin

[@bodnachuk877]

Kevin should pay you by now

[@private755]

You can’t convince me you’re not an NPC

[@ThePublicTransponder]

0:05 that little chuckle

[@serenadasilver4360]

No one: Not even Jim pickens: Kevin: F E C K

[@stargirlfelicia]

Kevin finally became Kevin. Now he's ready to assert his dominance.

[@ADGZone]

"I like to hit men... And women, I'm not a sexist." -Kevin 2k19

[@madeupname3008]

"I've got a fish and I'm not afraid to use it" Ahahaha omg that line

[@Cinnie.Stories]

My favourite series by you ever!! (Besides the Sims lol) I'm so so so happy :'D

[@Pear_chan]

The "Who is this man?" "It's me" at 10:16 is so deadpan and I just crack up instantly every time I hear it.

[@darthplagueis13]

Breaking news: Local degenerate shot in a NYC bank after putting on his fur suit....

[@Enoonb]

No, Kevin. The cameras do NOT have a "marker". It's a handicap for people who are playing on lower difficulty levels.

[@jub4kki]

So no one told you life was gonna be this way ... Oops, wrong guy.

[@docette2015]

I love Hitman too -- watching people play through the missions and discover all sorts of new stuff is always a blast. I had no idea that there was already a heist being planned in the bathroom! A shame that becoming the White Rabbit makes you so suspicious. . . And yes, stealing everything you can carry (and some things you really shouldn't be able to carry) is always a Hitman staple, and it's even funnier when you're in a bank -- especially with a vault like that. Rob and shatter ALL the things! XD

[@dotty.]

"I'm gonna try and do a mission" Next scene: *throws fish into glass wall*

[@rutvikrana512]

Patient: doc, I am having problem of vomiting. Doc ( who is actually Hitman ( who is actually Computer program controlled by KEVIN ) ) : Let me end your misery...... 😂😂😂

[@aced7439]

10:50 Kevin Begins Kevin - An origin story RTGame - Chapter Kevin The Dumb, The Kevin and The Kevin Silence of the Kevin Kevin Assemble

[@mack596]

i love your channel so much kevin. ive been so depressed lately but you make me laugh so hard. thanks for being you! ♥ also, thank you for standing up for gender equality

[@lorenzovakarian]

Throwing down a wet floor sign at the bodies. Ah, we stan a KZbinr who cares about health and safety. 👍

[@hdnfbp]

5:42 when a guard becomes a beyblade

[@GamzMaster99]

Kevin: *Goes to rob the bank* Also Kevin: "I'd like to make a deposit!"

[@tysmith8260]

" GIVE IT UP, DROP WHAT EVERS IN YOUR HANDS" "OK" *Swoosh* fire extinguisher to the face. 4:34 Fucking golden. That shit had me laughing so hard.

[@RoyIMVU]

Oml when you are bugging the janitor-I love doing that stuff in games

[@jamesduuh5263]

I work as a consultant for various big businesses to ensure safety in case of a break in & or robbery... i showed this video to my boss and he is very concerned... he told me in the next job that involves a bank i should buy some fish ( atleast 10 pound in weight) to secure / test the armored glass. Altough people think you're just playing games, thank you for making the world a safer place. You, sir, are a hero!

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

What about a personnel check? All this security was near sighted.

[@IamCoalfoot]

"This is the Vault 47." Wonder what they're doing in there.

[@stevejohnson6593]

they handed out AKs to the inhabitants

[@violetinpurple]

"I've got a fish and I'm not afraid to use it" is officially my favourite quote.

[@pizzatime2707]

I’m surprised Kevin didn’t make a joke about being violent with the violin

[@TheJStale]

"I bet this is a two-way mirror. Wait, no-- one way. Two-way would just be a window!" xD

[@mellie1885]

Even the fist sentence had me laugh like a dolphin 😂😂 I just love you! 😂

[@ElysetheEevee]

Melissa G. 🐬 eeee eeeeee eeeee eee eeeeeee click click.

[@burntnikesock212]

I don't know exactly when you hit 2 Mil, but congrats Kevin! Thanks for all the hilarious videos and extremely random games. Here's to the next 2 mil! 🍻🎊😁🎮

[@dannystirling5458]

This better be a happy video because I’m still crying about paul

[@thesquirt6476]

4:35 drop whatever’s in your- Kevin: OK Throws fire extinguisher at guard

[@KitariKitsune]

I freaking lost it at that point lmao mid water sip

[@k.g.donathan6271]

My favorite thicc boi enjoying himself so much is such wholsome content.

[@victorvilorn5964]

1:47. Ah, you're joke about snappin' a security guard's neck is funny enough to crack me a smile! 3:30. The bank never had an Easter part after that tragic day. Any heist that results in surviving with a large amount of money's a great heist. I hope you play more HitMan, dude! :0

[@pinktoothless1460]

Day 30 of asking kevin to make Hagrid in the sims

[@elainejuarez5265]

pinktoothless14 . Your so right. I can just imagine Hagrid with Jim.

[@SuperSlimshady1]

12:07 best part then "quick get him he we this way" perfect 😂

[@robert_gaming]

This is actually just the origin story of how Kevin got his name

[@Me-zl7mu]

Kevin follows up to what Papa Franku said. "We're not sexist here. We're equal opportunists therefore everyone gets shit"

[@ElysetheEevee]

“If you walk out with that rack, you’ll draw a lot of unwanted attention to yourself”. My problem, everyday. -.-

[@DoraG99]

When you threw that fire thingo at the guard and it went * donk * as it hit his head...peak comedy 😎👌🏼

[@akufromthefuture7159]

This is one of the funniest videos you've done in a while. Making people cry, beaming your fish at people, and your hoarding problem.. Lmao

[@PlatKingGaming13]

4:00 This quote has become very retentive in 2020

[@daestka5512]

9:50 Kevin almost feck everything up guy: hello mr Thomas im Kevin Kevin: wait you are not Kevin im Kevin....oh yes im Thomas guy: no suspicious at all

[@itaishemer]

Kevin: I'm not sexist! Also Kevin: I hate fruits

[@striderfitzsimmons-sebring5761]

Ocean's eleven eat your heart out, this heist is way better.

[@backfire3017]

guard: DROP WHATEVER IS IN UR HAND kevin: flings fire extinguisher to guard's face. LEGENDARY

[@dr.k8610]

If you get into the vault as the robber you get a golden sawnoff shotgun

[@Mustanaamio7]

Kevin's Hitman videos are some of the funniest gaming videos here on youtube. I especially like how Kevin always sacrifices himself by showing all the possible ways to fail in a game.

[@nikkiesona]

Day 102 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

[@TH-tf9ke]

Guard: "that's enough! Put the fire extinguisher down!" Kevin: "you want me to put it down!?" Kevin prepares to throw it. Guard: raises shield Kevin: knocks him out.