HITMAN - Funny & Creative Accidental Kills Compilation

[@alexaliennerd3990]

4:44 A girl on stage explodes and gets yeeted across an entire stage, race track and audience landing through the top of a tent roof and the first thing out of guard's mouth when seeing this is "Damnit"... I love this series.

[@consoledoterror971]

This is freaking hilarious man. Damnit 😂

[@lukehunsley7239]

A girl

[@DanWilan]

4:27 "wow nice throw man! I mean get down on the ground!! Aggabagagabaga.." 😂😂😂

[@nmazer]

😂😂😂

[@seanmoore4653]

​@I_killed_that_beard_guysame response when u leave a vibrator up ur a s s

[@BuriedFlame]

*sped-up kazoo cover of Ride the Lightning*

[@GabrielMichaelDels]

😂😂😂

[@BoredTruckn]

4:28 is my favorite part. Guy complementing you in your throw, then quickly remembering he's supposed to be arresting you. Also on a side note, I love how that briefcase will just follow people endlessly. When I first saw it years ago I assumed it was a big that would patched out, I only realized later that that is just a this that's part of the game, and we love it.

[@laurendyer2838]

The better part is that you’re right - it was originally a bug with the regular briefcase that got patched out. The glitch was so popular that they decided to add the Executive Briefcase Mark II to the game, which brought back the homing properties of the original glitched case for all to use :D

[@CoolRattleBones129]

Oh, no nice throw man i- I mean get down on the ground Eioeioeioeioe

[@BoredTruckn]

@@laurendyer2838 your right, that makes it so much better. A game company that actually listens to it's audience? Who'da thought.

[@adat81]

​@@laurendyer2838except homing always existed, only speed of it got patched

[@UrLocalAiSpongeGuy]

No One's Safe From The Homing Briefcase

[@cliffordabia1741]

Police: how did he die? Witness: he got chased by a briefcase

[@ajijulhakimabid1191]

Police : Nothing suspicious here. Happens all the time

[@htcmlcrip]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@proudlyinsane9561]

"Dammit, another briefcase killing, who the hell has this kind of aim?"

[@LonthaDon]

Homing brief case

[@hawkeye5955]

@@LonthaDon : Heat seeking briefcase

[@milanvondrich9749]

5:43 A flying toilet kills you because it was launched in the air by a small bomb - *"Accident kill"*

[@yoursonisold8743]

Dont you hate it when your toilet flings itself into the air and crushes your head? The dangers of daily school life.

[@thestanley2692]

@@yoursonisold8743 happens all the time, especially in Marrakesh.

[@devinthierault]

*killed by toilet* "Now you're in a world of shit."

[@ceilingfan3589]

Cute dog

[@milanvondrich9749]

@@ceilingfan3589 Thanks!

[@usagifang]

4:27 the guy was so impressed with the throw, he couldn't comprehend the shocking result.

[@APersonOnYouTubeX]

Shut up take my like

[@zoesmith9366]

groan lol

[@Phoenix-fromash]

He was dying but without any regrets

[@yesno6732]

idk what is better abt this video the kills or the fps

[@quahmeilrobinson7953]

🤣

[@Aman-cb1pt]

10:16 that throw was so good that it left a mark in quantum space, thus conserving the dynamic force even though the briefcase was physically gone.

[@abijahkishretamal8322]

It is a fypbc whicb stands for fuck you physics briefcase

[@aadityasharma6855]

he literally said, one last time please.

[@Absoluto777]

@@aadityasharma6855 where

[@JimmyJaxJellyStax]

lmfao

[@Th3Broth3r]

Did you see Sierra Knox fly! Damnit 😅

[@Reiro-lh3it]

4:18 NPC : *Screaming till death* also NPC : "Oh mai god . Nothing in the tunnel, wrapping up. over"

[@freedom-man]

"Nice throw man! i..I mean get down on the groun-"

[@slamislife74]

@@freedom-man And then he went leedle leedle leedle lee like Patrick from SpongeBob

[@nmazer]

😂😂😂

[@kingxd3ath_arts485]

8:22 no longer agent 47 he is now captain boomerang

[@otame4771]

Better than Captain America

[@demoman222]

yes...Captain BOOM-erang

[@i_bleau]

Flying case

[@intj1434]

That was impressive ngl

[@kentvinas1468]

no its captian boomer

[@TheMrBonzz]

10:04 damn that trap was so good even he fell for it.

[@stgr0773]

Reverse card uno

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for KZbin with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear so

[@sovietkrab1871]

@@AxxLAfriku let me in

[@CHADCONTEXT]

Hitman hitted himself!

[@leyrua]

When I saw the toilet at 5:20 I was like: "Okay, he's probably going to kick it down onto somebody's head like an anvil." 5:42 Respect.

[@tesla__124]

“Accident kill”

[@spacechimp3199]

That’s actually one of the opportunity kills lmao

[@theblackcoat4615]

Don‘t you hate it when a toilet suddenly flies at you ?

[@n3stl0rd]

@@spacechimp3199 yeah but that's not the traditional way of killing Zaydan with the toilet

[@spacechimp3199]

@@n3stl0rd what is it then? That’s the only way I’ve done it

[@naighto7846]

The homing suitcase can't hurt you, it's not real. The homing suitcase:

[@shirleybaker3151]

4:24

[@shirleybaker3151]

8:24

[@abhi95s]

10:14 It also causes delayed heart attack

[@htcmlcrip]

Lmao

[@sasdagreat8052]

Heat-seeking briefcase

[@elricb1488]

4:26 I love the homing briefcase.

[@Chimpy_Mc_Gibbon]

It's like a more mundane, gentleman's accessory based version of wanted.

[@SCP-106_Uncle_Larry]

Car battery

[@Four-S]

You should watch a KZbinr known as RT then

[@Liam-jy7yi]

"wow nice throw man"

[@ramahikari1014]

@@Liam-jy7yi "I-I mean get on the ground!"

[@Hitman-47]

I know, I'm a genius.

[@Hitman-47]

@@kishorkanna5718 Right! It's an honor to get the attention from the Lord himself. If you want, I can take Potter's soul. Maybe, a pistol with a suppressor is more effective.

[@Scuuurbs]

Agent 47, a muggle? I’m sorry, but that briefcase is definitely enchanted.

[@goodday435]

@@kishorkanna5718 fogmoz is right

[@jgreen-cm1io]

Hitman u harry potter fans r dumb in comment sections

[@JIMT412]

Please, can I shake your hand? *"Lift the open hand"*

[@LJC6037]

4:27 "Nice throw man, i..i mean get down on the gro" *Gets electrocuted*

[@inlpwetrust]

I used to think that Hitman was a thriller, but now I realize, it's a comedy.

[@rumpledik2254]

8:22 "You cant run away from work. It always catches up to you as an explosive surprise" -47

[@Elvis_Roberto]

0:20 he cracks his back on the woman's head lmao

[@ofcrgry]

I'd like to believe that he died from the head impact instead of insta-drowning.

[@kentvinas1468]

he was like are you oka- "slips and cracks head"

[@bruhroyale12123]

Why did he slip I’m still comfused

[@nmazer]

😂😂😂

[@xavierfranco5800]

@@bruhroyale12123 I think the player put some slippery substance on the top step.

[@BibleNutter]

3:39 That car flipping actually looked horrifying to me.

[@crussteasock4047]

6:35 is eerily accurate

[@ryudo24]

8:24 I want that Thor's briefcase. XD

[@sodum5719]

Lol

[@electriccheeez7608]

8:42 WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BLEGH

[@tomfield8766]

47’s homing briefcase*

[@ArtzyBettz88]

8:23-8:42 Wait!! Was that suitcase, following him around the island?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@557deadpool]

Yup, used to be a glitch in Hitman 2 that they just straight up made into an unlockable in 3

[@b3a5t89]

3:05 Robert and Sierra Knox execution was fucking incredible. I was laughing my ass off

[@nmazer]

😂😂😂

[@Bikerz_rule]

I know, twisted but so f###ing funny!

[@malcomsmith4610]

3:22 that was some slick shit 😂🤣

[@psychosis1767]

Slicker than Pirellis

[@Second_Splitter]

That was just fucking comedic lmfao

[@siik-ghostface]

3:39 Final Destination death at the race track.

[@shanederrickcapcut]

​@@siik-ghostfaceThey think it was Death that caused this. But it was actually a genius professional hitman to make it happen.

[@satriaputrapratama4703]

The first guy is so stupid, he saw a woman slipped and died in front of him yet insist on stepping into the jacuzzi

[@H41D1R]

Ngomong opo iki

[@schizoidvalentine]

necrophilia

[@ariesradke6193]

you would do the same

[@GiovanniTancrediChan]

Dude it’s still a jacuzzi

[@GiovanniTancrediChan]

@Maverick M16 you must be the scientist sent by the government to solve the jacuzzi puzzle

[@ArmedTheAsians]

4:52 that was pretty impressive

[@negueuvis2295]

target up

[@Shadowkey392]

@@negueuvis2295 hole in one!

[@modelazim8000]

@2:17 : Oh no!!! My daughter!!! Wait what the hell is that spill!?? I'll go clean it up...

[@Battle_mista]

I was looking for this comment 🤣

[@yoursonisold8743]

Hey, puddles are a serious health safety hazard. Can't be careful enough.

[@davidthebluefox7782]

I really appreciate the Hitman games for giving you the freedom to do pretty much whatever you want to complete the job. ^^ It's pretty damn cool!

[@youthtuber4521]

9:07 I didn't know that you can kill the guards when in that cutscene

[@simonnachreiner8380]

Best way to fail a perfect SO SA elusive target is to nail a non-target with the escape vehicle. Yes I’m mad how could you tell?

[@siik-ghostface]

That was smartly, smoothly, perfectly planned.

[@bloodraven6250]

I guess nobody's gonna talk about how skilled this guy is

[@mitsune_yt]

Like the title says , it's accidental kills

[@bloodraven6250]

@@mitsune_yt good point. U gotta admit tho, some seem WAY to neat to be "accidental"

[@sameervijay4030]

There's a guy named stealthgamerbr. His stealth skills are unmatched and are terrifyingly good

[@StoinksJay]

Sameer Vijay I love StealthGamerBR. His stealth is fantastic.

[@rebeccaw3271]

Sameer Vijay so we’re gonna just ignore the likes of CJ and Gaming Gold, k

[@pavelyankouski4913]

Their engine is impressive, huge amount of nice realistic assets

[@51a99ecff1suke]

Yeah! Except for that homing brief case

[@raghavkamath]

Like 9:06

[@SCP-106_Uncle_Larry]

@@51a99ecff1suke to bad that was patched It was real fun

[@mrwafflesplays]

SCP-106 Uncle Larry It's still in the game with the Executive Briefcase MKII, which you can unlock through a challenge pack in the Isle of Sgail.

[@arifsalahudin6673]

This is what happened when u hired new staff from ubi :v

[@mesousagaby740]

5:44 The toilet didn't even hit him, the wind of it was so deadly, it killed him right then and there. XD

[@26floydlobo26]

Idk how he just fits in every outfit,and every outfit looks good on him 😂

[@AWriterWandering]

Agent 47 is a master of every skill, including tailoring

[@jor1220]

It's definitely "Final Destination", not "Hitman"...

[@daryldsp509]

The race track was probably the Kingsley durby if that much is going on

[@Rheinz]

It should “Final Destinator”

[@Nick-wt1no]

3:45 Beautifully orchestrated just like something from Final Destination 😂

[@thefiresworddragon927]

"Wow, nice throw man! I mean, get down on the ground!" It was a nice throw, he wasn't wrong. He did turn around and instantly toss it hard straight into his face.

[@Reek_neverplays-69.]

4:32 nice throw man ..... I mean get down on the ground 🤣😂🤣😂

[@MorticiaObscurum]

Some of these deaths make me think he's the one behind Final Destination movies.

[@christophertoombs9032]

4:52 - “I’m like a bird, I wanna fly away.” 😂

[@Mnorbert25]

10:41 this is completely hilarious !

[@aidangrenier6996]

“The kitchen is the most dangerous room” blows up*

[@ChrisDanceMusic]

8:23 Physics? Hitman: Never heard of it

[@gutsthe100manslayer]

The bathroom scene with the music playing was genius!

[@ivansalcedo2290]

That was the same Sample of Ave Maria used for Hitman BloodMoney I think the other Ringtones are themes of past Hitman Games too.

[@RylanStorm]

"It was an accident." "How so?" "He got hit by a toilet that flew up through a hole in the floor." "Yeah, that sounds like an accident. Wait.....why did a toilet fly up through a hole in the floor?" "Oh, and explosive went off". "Hmmn. I think that might not be an accident"

[@Sheppardsg1]

Guard ate beans and set explosion off xd

[@nmazer]

😂😂😂

[@ourochroma]

5:44 Wow now that's what I call a twist

[@savageruntz1823]

6:25 was hilarious😂

[@Th3Broth3r]

5:06

[@totalcreativegaming6681]

the toilet explosive one was quite clever, as you usually expect the target to be underneath it, for you to kick off the ledge and onto their head, but using a mini explosive to redirect it towards both targets was a creative change.

[@doozyisking4755]

6:40 HAHAHAH THAT WAS AMAZING

[@sphere7158]

1:53, she died in style

[@rayunited2010foryou]

ROTFLMAO!

[@Blunamium]

Everybody gangsta 'till the briefcase starts chasing you

[@calebreasons]

I love how Robert Knox sees his dead daughter on the ground then is like “Aw crap, a puddle of water”

[@vladokralj8461]

9:24 NANI 😂

[@vkmksm5714]

9:23

[@pieniaurinko]

Omae wa mo shinderu

[@pieniaurinko]

@Draw Fumpy Nani is Japanese for "What?" Sooo... basically what you just said! :D

[@deathrow5261]

pieniaurinko 😂

[@forgetaboutit1069]

0:52 “I’m just a security guard so I guess that’s how the experiment goes. Oh well, back to the job.”

[@rayunited2010foryou]

Dexter's laboratory and factory levels were the funniest to play within Hitman Absolution. I used to play those levels repeatedly.

[@ivansalcedo2290]

You shot the nuke didn't you? XD

[@rayunited2010foryou]

@@ivansalcedo2290 That too!

[@winningsides7347]

2:22 I find it funny how Robert Knox was going to mop up the water, but not focus on Sierra

[@RafaelPereira-dc9ir]

Best dad ever...

[@704OMEN]

There’s no reason why I died hysterically from seeing a man get chased by an exploding brief case

[@haachamachama7]

2:15 lol, "Huh... She's dead... hey, why's this outlet not working?" 🤣

[@meshuggah921]

I wanna know the setup and timing for the 4:55 kill. Do you have to bump up all pressures for the gas, and right as it does the big firework, press the button? Of only increase pressure for one of the lines and do it? Do you increase pressure at all?

[@darthdangermouse1453]

You don't touch the pyrotechnics, he used a concussion bomb.

[@starkitten0075]

47: You dead now. Jet Skiier: In a minute.

[@siik-ghostface]

😂😂😂

[@savitapaul6567]

0:18 the lady is like ooohhf😂

[@crazy_ninja_force5225]

That flying suitcase got me. 🤣🤣🤣

[@ariesradke6193]

you’ve earned my subscription awhile back but this just got you the bell

[@bradrook7811]

That kill at 8:13 with te briefcase is the most epic thing I've ever seen

[@damnson7046]

2:10 robert knox, upon finding the still-smoking corpse of his daughter: "huh"

[@MGS4280]

These are amazing. I remember playing the first lvl in hitman 2. The lady you had to take out spotted me and ran out into the ocean and drowned herself. I guess 47 haunted her 😂

[@Reezy884]

LMAO I still can’t get over that hot tub fall😂😂

[@InFiNiTeO7]

The fact the game has this many ways you can creatively kill your targets, shows how much love and effort the devs to put into Hitman.

[@somebodyfaraway]

2:47 holy shit that's clever, i'd never even think of doing that

[@skullyskaric7779]

4:28 compliment from a npc of the year 🤣🤣

[@ad-sd-vids5332]

-Detonates an explosive under a guy, it launches him into the air and on to a racetrack, then he gets hit by a race car at 150 mph and the car crashes “Nice work, 47”

[@tylerwatter7269]

Is their lung capacity that short or something? They immediately die in a second after their head touches water

[@mfhoss9570]

Tyler Watter imagine taking a piss and out of nowhere a bald dude starts drowning you you’re definetly not lasting long

[@divinest]

Thier head hit the floor. So that's what killed them

[@mfhoss9570]

Divinest Beats no it’s not lol

[@yoursonisold8743]

Would you rather wait 2 minutes for them to drown? The game just marks them as dead, because they are unconscious inside water, which means they will die anyway. The only way this mechanic could change is if allies can drag someone out of the water before they drown, but I dont think implementing that makes much sense for such a niche case.

[@hazardousroo]

That thrown case at 8:25 was pure toon physics. :)

[@deathrow5261]

“Nice throw man... I mean, GET DOWN ON THE GROUN- AHHHHHH”

[@luisserrano5690]

1:19-1:20 That dude had a heart attack right at the time the door was closing. Haha...😄😂

[@bryh555]

I always loved how the omniscient female voice in your head always knew the *second* the target is dead like literally before their body hits the floor regardless of if you see it or if you’re on the other side of the map she’s like “ok they’re dead get out”

[@alphawhiskeygaming]

The suitcase throw kills me every time 🤣🤣

[@Atogatog-j9v]

The toilet one was funny as hell. I love how the players of this game get so creative.

[@monicasheena8789]

8:43 gps briefcase follow the guy

[@baldericstories8714]

Investigation reports on some of those kills must have been weird for the judge to hear 😆

[@goku4393]

A bald guy who wears sunshades inside buildings like blind people, doesn't give any suspicion at all.

[@Marlo_Branco]

4:54 "“Wow, nice throw man!!"

[@zachhi89]

*target is launched 500 feet into the air* Hitman’s manager: “ *target down* “

[@NarwahlGaming]

Diane has seen it all. Nothing phases her, anymore. 😂

[@Kid_Dallas]

0:43 all I can think of is that fish from SpongeBob going “MY LEG!!!” 😂

[@Vcolema81]

I've never played this game. I had no idea it was this hilarious. I'm buying it today.

[@AnuMessi10]

I bought all 3 editions in the steam sale 4 days ago

[@NoNo-uy2bq]

@@AnuMessi10 how much for?

[@AnuMessi10]

@@NoNo-uy2bq INR 1400 for entire trilogy

[@eastsiderage5532]

The way you got rid of the Knox family got me dead 💀. No pun intended 🤣

[@over9000713]

3:04 this entire sequence absolutely had me laughing like a child when the second one went off

[@nmazer]

😂😂😂

[@khanhnhat4341]

5:00 Hole in one !!! 9:25 Omae wa mo shinderu !

[@ichirocharles1]

なに?！

[@judemartin6329]

Nani?

[@金不二]

I've seen the original version of last one in many game memes collection, but you, sir, have pushed it into a whole next level. XD I almost feel pity for those poor NPC.

[@MicheleBohmke]

I know I'm late to the party and I just started playing, but I already know that I'm going to love this game. So many ways to take people out.... :D

[@SantaPorter420]

My favourite was in one of the more recent games, shooting people in a grow house, I smashed a bong over a guys head to kill him and the trophy came up "bong hit"

[@Amiithyst]

5:40 That was so perfectly timed I can't believe you literally did that!

[@PLANDerLinde99]

"Nice throw man! ...I-I mean get down on the ground!!"

[@Yooo937]

“Nice throw man! Oh.. uh I mean get down on the ground” 😂😂😂

[@koklucinar]

04:55 Just like Jordan, nice shot!

[@TheSodatastegood]

this channel has the best creative funniest hitman kills.

[@toppatclan2026]

4:28 my favorite line

[@Drusifer1787]

Diana:"47, did you just.." 47:"yes Diana, yes I did"

[@getoverhere4465]

4:54 that three point shot though

[@Four-S]

6:53 I know it's simple chemistry, but damn is that smart!

[@Terrance07]

Guy: What was that? (Sees dead body in front) Agent 47: Must’ve been the wind (puts away pistol) Guy 2: Hey, you look familiar... (doesn’t follow up) Oh, never mind. Really? You see a bald headed guy with a barcode tattoo on his neck suspiciously lurking around your VIP without permission doesn’t tip you off? What are you... dumb? Lol

[@pieniaurinko]

No. It's an AI programmed to react to what the game determines is suspicious. If the player remains in the area after that, he is flagged as hostile and shot. In this case, the suspicious marker was removed by the game just then, causing the guard to go back to idle state. All makes perfect sense once you know the game mechanics. :'D

[@SlyMeerkat]

Very creative and brilliant ways to kill Targets, I wonder how long it took to perfect some of these? :D