HITMAN 3 - The Best & Funny Dialogues + Oneliners in Trilogy

[@MartinozYT]

The Best 47 Kills Compilation - kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJ-0m4qGh6ZlfrM 00:00 - Death of Soders in Hokkaido 00:30 - Flamingo Mascot in Miami 01:37 - Mr Cortazar in Mendoza 02:04 - Oscar LaFayette in Sapienza 03:15 - Repair of Sun Installation in Dubai 03:35 - Fortune Teller in A House Built on Sand 04:43 - Doctor 47 in HAVEN Island 05:25 - Juice Bar in Berlin 05:50 - Bank Teller in New York 06:45 - Dubai Security Guard 07:05 - Father Francesco in Landslide 07:55 - Mumbai Portrait Painting 08:55 - Dartmoor Family Photo 09:00 - Chongqing, Attending experiment as homeless 09:18 - Abel Da Silva in Bangkok 09:55 - House Sale in Whittleton Creek 10:50 - The Vulture in Dubai 11:05 - Meeting Dalia as Helmut 11:20 - Polygraph in Isle of Sgail 11:45 - Detective in Dartmoor 11:55 - Director in Hokkaido 12:17 - Shaving Maelstrom in Mumbai 12:55 - Serving Pinot Noir in Mendoza 13:10 - Yoga Lesson in Hokkaido 13:32 - Submarine accident in Santa Fortuna 13:47 - Funeral in Dartmoor 14:00 - Doctor 47 in Miami 14:40 - DJ Booth in Berlin 14:54 - Meeting Vanya in Mumbai 15:50 - Termination in New York 16:14 - Talented Mr. Rieper in Mendoza 19:12 - Job Interview in New York 22:35 - Tattoo Work in Santa Fortuna 24:05 - The Tour in Mendoza

[@lamsar8103]

Thanks for being consistent and your very good at your stealth and stuff.👍

[@j.vinton4039]

The job interview in NY was cool. I took a guess on the Rorschach cards and got them right.

[@Anomyos]

Person who does the uploaders job deserves a like.

[@unkwn1157]

@@lamsar8103 my favorite is the Job interview in New york

[@Fulgore2005]

Isn't it 12:50 for the Pinot Noir?

[@smithappiah3949]

"Isn't that a poison?" "Yes" "Should I be concerned?" "I'm not"

[@qq84]

14:00 "Just relax. It will be over soon"

[@der_saftmon]

I am not concerned at all as well

[@theodorehh3529]

"It is... to die for"

[@gnarlin4964]

One of the funniest fucking lines in Hitman ever XD

[@yourpalsammy9773]

"Ha! You dumb bitch."

[@Aman-cb1pt]

-So what happened to mr soders? - He died. - I understand. But why? - He stopped living.

[@CrazyRabbit0228]

But why?

[@TemmieContingenC]

@@CrazyRabbit0228 his responses are so cold cut

[@VivaVenezuelaa]

where is this?

[@CaptainMaggott]

@@CrazyRabbit0228 He ceased to exist.

[@atlasreborn7221]

@@VivaVenezuelaa Literally the beginning of the video

[@JP-ww5vz]

The best thing about his one-liners is that he rarely straight up lies to people. Everything he does is clever doublespeak and innuendo.

[@rafaelmurray6870]

He is like Hannibal Lecter in that sense, so dubious and clever

[@trust.worthy]

He only lies about who he is but not what he is doing

[@ibanghertightpoophole9899]

@Agent 39 nah he should of put a spoiler warning so fuck that guy

[@Shanesterization]

@Agent 39 I think they where talking about Videl in that context.

[@sapomercador7257]

@Agent 39 i'm sorry mate but if it makes you feel better i was spoiled too, so fuck that guy

[@joelhaggis5054]

Just waiting for something like: "So, what do you do for a living?" "I'm an assassin." "Ah."

[@Zack_Zander]

“Wait wha- **Get choked out**”

[@TrickyTalon23]

*SPOTTED*

[@rustyfisher2081]

"so... a hitman you could say?"

[@KevinHuangPhasorQuantaG]

It’s like the clinic scene from Spectre. “You left your occupation blank.” “That’s not the sort of thing that looks good on a form.”

[@brute6896]

*sees the target walk by* Excuse me

[@DestinyZX1]

I swear it. 47’s actor makes it worthwhile.

[@Dylski.]

I'm glad they got david bateson to play 47 for 21 years and didnt do a Sam Fisher with Michael ironside

[@res20stupid]

@@Dylski. Fun fact, they actually tried to recast 47 with another actor for the game Absolution but the fanbase revolted pretty badly, causing the studio to recast the role back to Bateman. But they still kept in contact with the actor, even hiring him to play Dino Bosco for the "Icon" mission in Sapienza.

[@raulsanchez2610]

They need to make a movie with the voice actor. He’s a little old, so they could do a plot where he’s on his final contracts.

[@vietnamabc2290]

@@Dylski. TBF though, all those fellas are pretty pushing it, like Cpt Price in CoD, you don't really expect same dude to stick around for like nearly 15 years?

[@videodeposu8741]

@@raulsanchez2610 makeup will work. 47 doesn't age i mean look at his face lmao he looks younger than absolution.

[@bosewicht2389]

I love how 47 casually excels at everything he does, he’s a master masseur, yoga instructor, barber, painter, musician, investigator, salesman, expert at forensics, he can steer helicopters and boats, and he has an impeccable taste for fashion and he’s well spoken

[@muhibaqeel9709]

Now imagine him being a plumber,doctor,astronaut and engineer

[@ballsacsincorp]

@@muhibaqeel9709 will tobias rieper go back to church life? or will he be the ultimate freelancer? find out more soon however he already excels in what you said but astronaut

[@ZCid47]

Apparently, while 47 gain millions thanks to his contracts, my theory is that he use his money in learning new skills to not be bore in between contracts

[@connorhill818]

Probably has to do with cross-training. masseur: he knows pressure points thanks to CQC, yoga instructor thanks to probably squeezing into plenty of tight spaces and holding still for extended periods of time, barber is a given because he knows his way around a blade, investigator is probably the result of hearing how some of his former colleagues were caught. As for the rest, NO idea

[@JeSt4m]

U forgot Flamingo... he's a great Flamingo too. The only human that can rival his wide expertise and majestic bald head is Johnny Sins

[@peterhan8666]

Guard: I have a friend... who's into cosplay and stuff Me:... it's you isn't it?

[@drewabbott6993]

It always is

[@khinlop]

He legit was trying to get into action with 47

[@thebadwolf3088]

@@khinlop damn furries

[@t65o981]

Never thought i hear a furry reference in hitman

[@Agent-ur7tf]

..... Hello brother

[@TrueRandomPlayer]

"Let me just activate the booth privacy settings so nobody will see or hear what goes on in this booth." Me: "Oh buddy, you just fucked up." 47: *"Practical."*

[@DaltonYT]

6:36

[@DarkKnightofIT]

The cut is perfect.

[@zcgamerandreacts2762]

@@DaltonYT *we'll be right back.*

[@wolfclaw3812]

Immediately jumps the teller

[@springbonnie1974]

“Nobody can see or hear anything in here” *grabs shotgun*

[@KorporalNoobs]

"It's me." Gets me everytime.

[@gameralica]

Where?

[@thebadwolf3088]

"And... who is this man?" *Immediately after she asks* "It's me."

[@littlesamu5920]

@@thebadwolf3088 it would have been perfect if he killed the interviewers after that anwsers

[@saiyanfang1047]

@@littlesamu5920 or the targets die from preset traps

[@piethedye3948]

i always hear it as "it's me :)"

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

47 missed his true calling as a comedian.

[@nonnapapera69]

Actually, his voice actor IS a comedian.

[@TheBurningEngram]

what else do you think the clown suit's for?

[@bigbanana94]

His jokes are... killer.

[@awaister]

“He would have killed on the stage” “He could have made a killing doing stand up comedy” They all just write themselves

[@Retroist2024]

a joke to die for

[@disjericho7141]

Bro 47 straight up told her it was poisonous and got away with it

[@Mimtel-zm2cr]

nurse in the back like "I don't get paid enough to call him out" 😂

[@budusbusham3324]

You’d be surprised with what you can get away with if you say it with enough conviction.

[@johnb.d]

@@budusbusham3324 So.... Speech 100?

[@CHEESEpuff69]

@@johnb.d EXACTLY

[@khinlop]

He should've said: "Poisonous substances in low doses often can be used as a cure."

[@redthepigeon9747]

I was laughing so hard at the winery tour "These tanks could probably hold a couple hundred bodies. Oh, and wine too I guess." I imagine Diana really struggling to keep a straight face the whole tour.

[@agp11001]

You got 47 likes and I will NOT ruin that. But yeah, the winery tour was hilarious.

[@thomass2505]

Now it's 74

[@Lickicker]

i like how he described the grape press, more efficient but less personal

[@TSKyanite]

I feel like during that whole tour diana was just waiting for 47 to kill them, and at the end was just "you really just had to do the whole tour?"

[@Gizbornch]

@@TSKyanite even 47 himself breaks 4th wall in the end, by telling about “bidding time”

[@DigitalRRS]

47 is still quite good at nailing the puns

[@Supperman88]

His puns are to die for.

[@dermonch7959]

He`s killing it.

[@AlliedX]

He hits them on the head.

[@kirankumaar7416]

He sure does

[@canada3186]

@The Scarlet King that’s what he is saying

[@johnsonsarah2983]

Note to self, don't ever say "_____ to die for" while standing near ledges

[@rey4874]

Or "to die for" in general

[@ScrewThisMFGame]

Or while youre about to eat or drink.

[@LetMeBe3]

Thanks for the tip definitely gonna say this to someone before I kill them

[@EnteiFire4]

Especially if there's a bald man nearby

[@LetMeBe3]

EnteiFire4 lmao

[@BILLIARDman2000]

I’m in the retirement business 😂

[@tristanlau1213]

Retire people from their lives 😂

[@GamingBeFly]

He’s very good, as far as I hear.

[@ChaosBadger04]

*I'm in the empire business*

[@RU_HKR]

All for elimination...

[@DgardsGaming]

Retirement homes in hell

[@lm9029]

"He looked a little dead when i was finished with..." *Door shuts mid sentence* Not sus at all.

[@sousentabasco7711]

That's his way of saying: "... now flip off"

[@Mr.Skeleton-El]

Sus??????😳

[@albetrus]

Lmfao dead💀💀

[@bignerd3783]

He got the fuck out of there

[@tobinmonroe3046]

My favorite line 47 says is when your dressed as the homeless guy in China and the guy walking you upstairs talks shit on your smell and 47 says "don't worry i change my clothes all the time"

[@tobinmonroe3046]

@Isaac Ho I think the 47 1 liners are one of the best parts of the game

[@jackychang9148]

You're* "Uh huh. I bet you do."

[@UchihaFabio]

@Isaac Ho and then reward the person who helped him

[@ZoeBateman]

I love how in Mendoza Diana is constantly saying stuff like "this would be a terrible place for an accident to happen" etc. to hint to 47 and getting slowly more annoyed he isn't doing his job, and 47 is basically just giving a real-ass tour but with puns and jokes only he and Diana understand the context of

[@seantaggart7382]

Yeah she's like "Hey 47 can you hurry?"

[@BeefcakeKARS]

I like how he actually is a stone cold killer But he still has some funnies

[@jerryvarghese581]

In Hitman 3, he kinda starts making jokes and..... SPOILER ALERT he smiles at the end.. Kinda ironic who used to be a emotionless killer. Kudos for subtle character development...

[@videodeposu8741]

@@jerryvarghese581 47 wasn't actually emotionless i think. He cared about Victoria in Absolution.

[@GamesCooky]

He's got some psychopathic traits. Bold and fearless. Callous and unemotional. Clearly lacks empathy and remorse for his victims. He's deceptive and manipulative. But he has shown that he cares for some select few people.

[@jackson0922]

Like Geralt of Rivia

[@thebadwolf3088]

@@GamesCooky so... A sociopath?

[@AD-ey4yr]

I like how 47 is straight up honest about everything he says, the context about what he talks about being very different of course.

[@garebear9429]

I'm convinced 47 is some sort of fae creature. Unable to lie, only speaking in half truths.

[@giovannicervantes2053]

His voice is just perfect for the job the right kind of gravely one that makes you feel intimidated by him

[@ImBigBossNotSeanConnery]

He is the Hannibal Lecter of video games, in terms of saying one-liners that are euphemisms/innuendos.

[@CommanderDiamond678]

For example, when he said his suit was at the cleaners I am pretty sure that he was using cleaners in a well, clean this place up my killing, context.

[@AWriterWandering]

Rather than trying to keep all your lies straight, it’s much easier to simply bend the truth.

[@filippalarsson4353]

47: “Can you look up a bit?” *Mr. Rangan gets shot* 47: “Thank you”

[@catsareyes6446]

Really got the shot of his jawline perfectly.

[@ghostslayer1981]

@@filippalarsson4353 reminds me of 47: I see... Death. Mendoza: What? What's gonna go wrong? 47: *Proceeds to smack Mendoza bwith a crystal ball and stabs him with the holder* 47: I'm gonna crysta-crunch ya!

[@hank2815]

It gets better when 47 actually draws a reticle behind Rangan’s face in the painting.

[@Swissswoosher]

At least he’s polite about it

[@user-dy3gk8us3r]

Yesh👁

[@UnHappyGingah]

I love the implication that 47 created a Social Media account, or perhaps makes one for each persona

[@RoosterFloyd]

Like a more professional but just as unhinged version of Roger from American Dad

[@marcopohl4875]

I mean, it's to make his false identity more convincing, imagine you had no proof the person you're talking to even exists, wouldn't that raise some red flags?

[@courier6960]

The accounts were made by the ICA to make the persona of Tobias Rieper or equivalents look realer at first glance. Tamara comments on how all the photos are just of common tourist destinations (likely stock photos), with none of them actually containing 47.

[@Deaglan753]

I imagine that when he finishes his work in all the places he goes to before he leaves he just takes his phone out and takes a couple of photos for his social media accounts

[@sluggaboyzWC3]

Got to stay up to date or people may notice it's unused.

[@Real_British]

*cough* *cough* Mr william: aw hell, can't you do anything to strangle this cough,doc? Doctor 47: i have few ideas *Proceed to garrote*

[@LetMeBe3]

Lmao

[@shougozero259]

Okay let be honest he walked right into that one

[@MarcoMaximusKojima]

😂😂😂😂

[@oofahlong8373]

It worked I guess

[@seantaggart7382]

Okay so take a deeeep breath... And *Strangles* exhale!

[@callmehanson9466]

You missed my favorite one with Tamara: Tamara: "It's five against one." 47: "Yes. See your mistake?"

[@PK-tu4hl]

It's not five against one, it's five against 47

[@jessegd6306]

@@PK-tu4hl Okay now that's just having sex in an igloo: Fucking Cold.

[@theghostreckon316]

@@PK-tu4hl good one 😅

[@cee_ves]

*Pierces the guys skull with a tattoo needle* “He looked a little dead after I was finished with him”

[@MT_1996]

The best 😂

[@ИгнатСтаринчик]

No, it’s like this: He took his phone out suddenly! It was an accident! What do you mean you think I am a secret agent sent to kill him?

[@darkofdawn]

*Door closes*

[@ИгнатСтаринчик]

@@darkofdawn *gunshots*

[@alizadarmz]

47 was gonna tattoo him... he just said “do what you do best” ... very poor choice of words

[@coffee4682]

"It's a vulture feeding on someone else's kill" And he's talking to HR. That's an underrated pun.

[@vergilmontiero2558]

This is an underrated comment, never thought of that

[@archivist_13]

Damn never thought of that lol

[@zypher3998]

Holy ship! That made it more funny lol

[@thelastpersononearth9765]

​@I_killed_that_beard_guyHuman resource

[@maestrofeli4259]

@I_killed_that_beard_guy when you get a job you'll get it

[@M.Diamond1995]

"Can you look up a bit?" *DIES* "Thank you."

[@dejavu3547]

I would like to think that he is saying thank you to the dead body

[@卂匚几]

Gotta hand it to 47, he’s a polite fellow!

[@darklordumbreon]

"who did you say yes to?" "...yes"

[@BigDaddy9754]

21:22 "He's just finished a job, perfectly executed." "And...who is this man?" *With zero reservations* "It's me" LMAO

[@Volkaer]

I'm tempted to go and get a bunch of random job interviews just so I can troll their HR in some similar manner - too bad they don't normally give you a psychological test, but there are ways... XD

[@ufuk5872]

The way Diana so tired of 47 shit is hilarious

[@aboullkhill5605]

Timestamp?

[@res20stupid]

The way she starts bobbing her head is hilarious.

[@faleilham8334]

12:58. And Diana looks like pissed by 47

[@nikto7297]

None target killed NONE TARGET KILLED N O N E T A R G E N T K I L L E D

[@jaxchacky9358]

@@nikto7297 the main reason why I prefer blood money over newest hitman games

[@DanRoom27]

I like how Diana seems legitimately stunned at the very end when 47 has the entire place figured out, including the security room overhead.

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

Also that he didn't kill anyone the entire tour.

[@JustAnotherTom]

I thought it was hilarious he kept bugging them as Tobias Rieper

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

To be fair 47 is a Gardener for a while so likely knows how to make wine also its not like he needs to be doing something for years to become flawlessly good at it.

[@peterirungu4083]

“Hope you weren’t there on the day of his tragic death.” Gold.

[@hank2815]

Not only was he there...

[@protonjones54]

agent 47: no definitely not ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@atlasreborn7221]

"You could say it *blew me away* "

[@VaciliNikoMavich]

It was a *breath taking* experience.

[@whitezombie10]

Don't worry, I wasn't working *as his guard* that day

[@garziezz2297]

Bro this one time I was dragging a targets body to a locker and a guard came running up to me, “hey, did you do this!?” 47 literally just blankly said “yes.” 💀💀

[@judet2992]

Those 💀s are unironic for once

[@corvus1221]

This pretty much shows 47's skill as an expert conversationalist He can lie in someone's face before they suspect him of any ill intentions As stated in his biography, 47 is capable of acting more/far out of his normal personality

[@workingjoe5599]

He doesn’t lie to anyone he uses doublespeak

[@corvus1221]

@@workingjoe5599 I don't understand what doublespeak is?

[@Alsry1]

@@corvus1221 saying something in a vague way that can be easily misinterpreted.

[@q-tip4723]

That, and he has a wide range of skills and knowledge. Everything from bartending to marksmanship. He has to have an IQ of at least 180, which technically makes him a genius. He is probably on of the most interesting characters to analyze on psychological level.

[@lightlysal]

47 is not, however, capable of speaking more/far our of his normal pitch

[@LastNameBravo23]

8:49 "Can you look up a bit?" *gunshot* "Thank you" gets me everytime lmao

[@weafon1532]

He was talking to the sniper

[@theriddler3637]

@@weafon1532 who was the sniper? I thought 47 always worked alone

[@weafon1532]

@@theriddler3637 he borowed quiet from big bosd

[@Sirius10117]

@@theriddler3637 Another unrelated hitman, sent to kill the target. 47 never meets him but this specific quest is to get the sniper a clear shot.

[@SamvedIyer]

@@theriddler3637 The sniper, Karan Dhar (known as 'The Kashmirian') operates from a nearby chawl. 47 never meets him unless in one of the mission stories; he simply goes and fixes the Sniper's aim, and the concerned mission story concludes with the Kashmirian sniping the target for you.

[@richardzaremba1383]

24:06 Throughout the whole tour, Diana feels like she's trying to get 47 to just kill the lady already.

[@volmaaraldovahkiin5346]

I can imagine 47 knowing that, and purposefully making her take the ENTIRE tour just to mess with her. The fact he makes so many double entendres and puns shows he actually, surprisingly, has quite the mischievous soul!

[@Resi1ience]

@@volmaaraldovahkiin5346 Agent 47 is literally a fae.

[@johncarlofernandez2698]

Diana's mind: what in the bloody hell are you thinking 47?

[@denyhaguilar679]

@@johncarlofernandez2698 47(with a little smirk looking at Diana at the corner of his eye): If you watch at your left-

[@UchihaFabio]

@@volmaaraldovahkiin5346 and cause he likes her

[@neth7826]

"He's just finished the job, perfectly executed." "And.. who is this man?" "It's me." 21:00 god i absolutely love the smugness and cheekiness from 47

[@birdboy1092]

What's amazing is that, apart from his disguise, he doesn't really lie at all. He's just so casual that he can say this sort of stuff without anybody raising an eye.

[@marcopohl4875]

the one time he did lie, was when he killed someone with a lie detector

[@birdboy1092]

Marco Pohl huh... interesting.

[@stevencurtis8]

47: look up for me NPC: sure thing ( sniper kills him ) 47: thank you

[@pogggaming4470]

Sniper (in far distance) : your welcome

[@jackychang9148]

@@pogggaming4470 you're*

[@jackychang9148]

@@loganl6953 I almost can't because they're a rarity.

[@shougozero259]

That’s what that guy gets for trying to play with exposure

[@chrisriley2321]

For the Father Francesco one im bummed 47 didn't say "I believe in absolution' instead of "I believe in forgiveness". It'd work for the priest disguise and double as a Hitman Absolution title drop refrence. Absolution by definition- formal release from guilt, obligation, or punishment. So it would've worked with his disguise AND doubled as a cheeky reference

[@drewabbott6993]

You just need one more like

[@chrisriley2321]

@@drewabbott6993 now i need another 19 for a nice number

[@jackson14431]

However, absolution was crap, and leaves a bitter taste in peoples mouths to the point alot of them didn't buy IO's hitman.

[@chrisriley2321]

@@jackson14431 yeah i can see why. I enjoyed Absolution though

[@jackson14431]

@@chrisriley2321 I did too but it's a sore point for the fanbase and a low point for the franchise, so you wouldnt want to mention unless insulting, as is the case with most games easter eggs referring to a bad release in the franchise.

[@stormhawkdude]

"I'm paying you in *exposure,* it can be worth more than money in time my friend." 47, in his head; "Fuck it, this is personal now."

[@seantaggart7382]

Yeah I'd just Stop and say "oh good idea! Blood money will pay for this!"

[@KekoaRecruit]

Ah so the "47" stands for how many layers of irony he's been spitting.

[@nepu-chan7167]

Nurse: "About Mr. Soders; what happened?" 47: "He died." And in other news! The Pope is CATHOLIC? The sky is BLUE? Water is WET? More at 11.

[@DN-xi6ge]

Soup is a salad

[@dandman9373]

water is wet?

[@jcdentongaming1304]

Technically water is wet but not wet at the same time while you boil it. Schrodinger water

[@mrschizo2837]

@Isaac Ho Honestly it doesn't matter what you say. SOMEONE is gonna be "that guy" about it. Why do you think "water is wet" is the go to phrase for this context in the first place? Because it WAS obvious and undebatable, until someone decided it wasn't.

[@faleilham8334]

And he is Squidward

[@Jknight416]

And they say that 47 is antisocial...

[@DigitalRRS]

Antisocial isn’t the same as unsocial. They are very different things.

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

He is more introverted or at worst emotionally Autistic as in he finds difficulty expressing emotion, not that he does not feel emotions.

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

In my opinion, this is perfectly written as he is built to be a killer so having him have difficulty expressing emotion is built in to him, similar to 40ks Space Marines having difficulty socializing with regular humans. (like being unable to find the difference with literal speech and figure of speech.)

[@DigitalRRS]

@@forickgrimaldus8301 It’s funny you say “emotionally autistic”. I find that I act like a lot like 47, and it’s primarily due to having autism myself.

[@johnwestensnorris6391]

@@DigitalRRS Interesting...so in your opinion it's perfectly possible Agent 47 is on the spectrum?

[@thatboyakira4202]

I like that in the mission that Diana is, if you take more time to kill the target she gets more pissed off.

[@OhNoTheFace]

It's fun since I figure it's payback since he knows something is up

[@redstonecasey4713]

My favorite is the one on the train in the final level of 3. Guard: "How's the patient?" (referring to 47) Disguised 47 (ominously): "Oh, he's up and about."

[@takeaholiday]

11:30 I’m almost positive 47 is more than capable of passing a lie detector, he simply let it go for the theatrical drama, which I am 100% here for.

[@hackerman5207]

47 is quirky lmao

[@kosviik9584]

13:05 is basically Diana being astonished in how much trivia 47 can shit out from nowhere.

[@duvan-solis]

I think she gives into fear as he describes the drink and then says is to die for (Reason why she returns the glass I guess)

[@BitBANANA222]

@@duvan-solis holy shit I never noticed

[@therealisticgamer5834]

47th liked

[@duvan-solis]

Hey, we can't let this like amount to change. "I say it shall not change" calmly. Pd: he is or was at 47 (so you know future guy, although he might be in the same amount)

[@myrrhfortheroad]

24:42 "...making each grape quite impossible to ID" This has got to be one of the funniest things 47's ever said! XD

[@emberthefox4951]

I love how 47 did a detailed autopsy in the middle of a house sale and that raised absolutely zero suspicion.

[@nooneinparticular5273]

God, watching Rangan get blasted in the face after his "paid in exposure" talk and just watching him be a creep in general in his area is one of the absolute most cathartic kills in the game.

[@trainman5675]

@OverDose relaxing

[@lordsickomode]

@OverDose I wouldnt say relaxing is the right word, but close. Cathartic is more about satisfaction mixed with relaxation. So plopping onto your couch after a long walk and drinking a cold glass of water would be cathartic, but simply flopping onto your couch under no particular circumstances would be relaxing.

[@frazebean5117]

For real though he's annoying

[@TheSultan1470]

Interesting opinion

[@512TheWolf512]

the best part about flamingo costume dialogue is that 47 sounds like he REALLY hates wearing that bloody costume

[@Chopchopok]

I cracked up when I started the mission in that outfit and saw him doing a mascot dance with his completely stone face.

[@burgbass]

It looks like it would be absolutely awful to wear, bunch of layers and heavy, AND you have to take into account Florida weather. I’d sound pretty miserable too.

[@rw0dyxer012]

​@@burgbass"It's insulated."

[@caleb7461]

"And... Who is this man?" *"It's me"*

[@RworldKM]

47 is quite the multi-talented guy. He can make cocktails, teach yoga, make a convincing Doctor's diagnosis, paint a portrait, a competent wine sommelier...

[@GalacticSpartan]

Not to mention an artist and can cook.

[@infragames5447]

Also he plays like a professional drummer in one mission

[@jahtactical]

He can also spin sick fucking beats too

[@teresabejma4477]

AND he's an amazing model too

[@tahsina.c]

A proficient masseur too

[@dreadangel3752]

Rangan said he'd pay the artist in exposure and he STILL took the job? Damn, not only did Rangan deserve the kill, that artist had no self respect.

[@MartinozYT]

He was in gambling debts.

[@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484]

“So Mr. Reaper, what do you do for a living?” “Let’s just say I am a hit man and I repeatedly murder people.” “Ah, how interesting.”

[@Crumbite.]

19:12 I'm not over how they have the pictures of the ink blotches and the words of which is related with each one in the background

[@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145]

Just to help the player get an answer if they are stuck I guess

[@MrJinglejanglejingle]

@@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 Its also ULTRA-corporate. Like, that shit isn't even a joke. I watched it and realized that it basically WAS an actual interview.

[@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145]

@@MrJinglejanglejingle so what your saying is in an actual interview the employers aren't actually interested in your personal choices and pushes you to a corner?

[@MrJinglejanglejingle]

@@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 Perfect description.

[@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145]

@@MrJinglejanglejingle HAH, when did corporate giants ever care for their employees?

[@Top10herb]

13:25 "This is a view to die for." "This is SPARTA!"

[@AzumarillConGafasBv]

A Sparta meme in 2021?, that good shit

[@the-secret]

Also the woman: uaehh arhhhhhhhhhhh

[@denyhaguilar679]

Woman: This is a View to die for... 47: YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!

[@atlasguytinyproductions55]

“And you couldn’t find anything else to wear?” “Correct.” “Wow, you must live a crazy life my friend” “You have no idea.” Omfg, this game’s developer’s have their own sense of humor.

[@AO6TC]

Well , No more Hitman for atleast 5-7 years , Very sad But still One of the Finest Modern Stealth Trilogies ever made

[@RicardoPerez-rz8pu]

That's Bullshit that long ? I'd mean come on we're gonna have to wait that long until they come up with some new ones ?

[@katech6020]

@@RicardoPerez-rz8pu IO is making a 007 game next, that is why

[@RicardoPerez-rz8pu]

@@katech6020 007 ? Never thought I'd see that .

[@katech6020]

@@RicardoPerez-rz8pu they teased it after releasing Hitman 3

[@RicardoPerez-rz8pu]

@@katech6020 I've never heard it after the release of Hitman 3 I've never saw the trailer of it

[@User-xw6kd]

Do you dance Mr Reaper? "I like to lose myself in a crowd." 😂

[@Jay-ql4gp]

My absolute favorite.. Vidal: It's five against one! 47: Yes. You see your mistake? Vidal: *the horror sets in*

[@rey4874]

@MonoChronicle I'm wondering the same

[@rey4874]

And if it is can someone timestamp it

[@dhanyarrozie]

@MonoChronicle no

[@rey4874]

@Isaac Ho aww. Thanks for notifying me

[@UchihaFabio]

Her mistake was not trying to kill him in the open Instead she made him go to a secluded place, with 4 guards at meters away from her and the agent

[@j.vinton4039]

“Excuse me. You should try this, It’s to die for” I love serving food and drinks just to hear the shit 47 says to ppl

[@Jarock316]

My favorite: Psst, wrap your lips around this.

[@whitezombie10]

Same

[@lindadesevrenjacquet1633]

23:56 "Yo, where'd the boss go?" 47: "Im not sure, he looked a little dead, after i was fini-" "Nope" **Closes door**

[@aaron-gz]

"Freedom." Or "I am not getting paid enough for this"

[@SonikkuXenoHearts3587]

Guy was like screw this

[@theasexualidiot4803]

He knew that this dude straight up murdered his boss and he realized “I’m not even going to get a paycheck now so this isn’t my job!”

[@TheHutchy01]

@@theasexualidiot4803 "Contract expired with the boss, so why should I give a shit?"

[@twinodoom]

"I'll go check somewhere else."

[@itismefinn]

14:33 47 sounds like he is trying to hold his laugh.

[@yords7750]

8:49 47 says thank you in a lower voice here and it sounds so cold, absolutely perfect. Almost as if he was talking the other assassin.

[@sadchiefanakin1496]

"Wait, isn't that poisonious?" "Yes" I laughed so hard.

[@247HOPALONG]

Doctor what happened?! He died. Just plain good

[@thatboyakira4202]

In my professional opinion... THE HEAVY WAS KILLED

[@koutetsushimobe]

@@thatboyakira4202 I don't think it's anything to worry about.

[@thatboyakira4202]

@@koutetsushimobe well, now what?

[@facemcshooty6602]

"should i be worried?" "im not" is as big of a red flag as "will it hurt?" "not for me"

[@kabbablabba4073]

i love how 47 never lies. he is always *technically* telling the truth even when hiding his true intentions and actions.

[@satazs6195]

Isn't Belladona poisonous Yes Should i be worried? I'm not What is it you do Rieper? I'm a corporate liquidator

[@topsecret1837]

Maelstrom: “You showed great skill with that razor, my friend. In another life, I could have used a man like you.” The irony.

[@topsecret1837]

The irony being Maelstrom is the target, and he’s saying that believing 47’s services would be helpful for himself as a would-be client.

[@thedirtyhalfdozen4269]

I like how 47 always finds a way to hint what he does for a living in conversation

[@dvdv7777]

47's utterly dry humor is hilarious. Love it.

[@cc-5579]

It fascinates me how 47 can be so cold and calculating while also keeping a good sense of humor IN THE SAME SENTENCE.

[@The-Omega-Blade]

"And... who is this man?" "It's me" You can almost hear him smiling with joy.

[@chargingnoisesintensify6335]

0:47 i love how aggressively 47 says correct

[@A1phaWolf150]

Convenient timestamp

[@inbredduck1487]

Can't believe this is the "HEY A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY" guy

[@manuelcartagena8052]

Get the new LEGO Hitman!

[@user-qp5yu1zq1m]

Bruh

[@darkrye2317]

My favorite one is the New York job interview. He basically tells the interviewer exactly what he does for a living and gets away with it! Bravo to the writing team of these games

[@solidpat221]

Isn’t that poisonous? Should I be concerned? I’m not.

[@BlueV205]

I swear Rangan's death is every artists' wet dream lmfao.

[@sashimiroll5055]

HR: That’s, uh...graphic. 47: *YES* (20:32)

[@q-tip4723]

I was laughing my ass off through out the entire interview! He's not subtle, but he's just subtle enough to get by.

[@doihatd4595]

And you can hear his smile when he says it

[@marcoc2703]

"yes, brutal even"

[@maxducks2001]

8:46 That has got to be the most casual yet badass kill I’ve seen in years.

[@friedipar]

It must be somewhat frustrating for Diana to see 47 pass up on so many accident opportunities during the tour on the vineyard

[@SHADOWscreepypasta]

Dude was just trolling at that point. She knows he could get a kill any way he wants. And yet he refused to do so.

[@trigonosefal2525]

Na she NEED to know how this good ol quality wine was made before she Duckin die

[@Unfazed1888]

That’s Diana. xD

[@furiscafynn6275]

47's dry sense of humour is really something else. It's a clever way to really get the player included more in the situation

[@kurtsurban2081]

9:39 Look at 47's hands. You think he ever feels like its a now or never moment when he does this?

[@mecavica]

The way 47 said "He died." got me on the floor 😂

[@septarria]

Same here :D

[@nicolesong6199]

16:58 lol ‘oh mr rieper is in many ways a man out of time’ that’s just so admiring and accurate. in one way, he’s a clone who will hardly age. he also fits in with his suits and disguises in any time period. also i like how diana & rieper aren’t supposed to know each other very well but diana can’t help but be admiring and tell how she sees 47. of course it’s probably for our benefit :) 17:32 and then he becomes ‘your guy’ like she’s smarter than your average oblivious target and is figuring it out.

[@johnroach8508]

The HR scene is absolutely phenomenal.

[@Volatile127]

Yes, I really liked the middle card

[@JeremyBX]

My favorite thing about Agent 47 is that he does not lie. Ever. Everything he answers is technically the truth; he’s always answering vaguely about about his job as an assainator...... .....which makes it so you always love to hear more dialogue from him.

[@duvan-solis]

He said "no" when asked if he was send to kill her.

[@hamsterfloat]

@@duvan-solis He did not kill her actually... she died due to an accident. :3

[@TheColdsuit]

Every word out of 47’s mouth is true, in a sense. I disagree with his own assessment that he doesn’t have a soul, he clearly is a man of creativity.

[@nlgachu7536]

"hey, what do you do here?" "just killing .... time"

[@golfclubthatkilledjoel706]

13:26 *Now this is a view to die for.* 47:Deal

[@GgrimrodD]

Yamazaki is one of the only few targets/people that has an appropriate scream for falling to her death

[@foxhound8468]

“Isn’t that poisonous?” “Yes.” “Should I be concerned?” “I’m not.” 😂 God bless this man’s role as 47 lol he can never be changed.

[@GoldieGoldillo]

8:25 BEST REPLY EVER!!! 47 understands us artists 😍

[@IkeFanBoy64]

Hearing him rambling on about exposure makes that kill so much more satisfying.

[@Nugire]

11:35 "Are you here to kill me?" - Agent47: *lies* "I am shocked, good sir!"

[@AstarionWifey]

I just love that 47 doesn’t mind engaging in small talks 😂 but at the same time, he scares everyone out of awkwardness

[@RomireTV]

8:20 - Paying you in exposure....Ah yess that ol chestnut!

[@volosami]

"i'm in the retirement industry"