HITMAN: The Fortunate Fanatic

[@Charborg]

They never remember you once they reach the top lmao

[@coolguy5024]

Chardaddy (ö¿ö)

[@owens_demos]

Gorf

[@oldmanhunch6856]

Fish

[@Criken]

Livestreaming HITMAN again tonight at about 7pm PST! Come watch over at www.twitch.tv/criken if you want to see all the chaos that goes into one of these videos

[@misterbubbles6389]

It's a little under 2 hours at the time I write this comment

[@gr33kowner11]

he reminds me of cry you should make a vid with him

[@brand3973]

from the echoes of Twitch.. a whisper could be heard... s u c c o r d i e

[@chimblemasterofchimney4771]

Tunnel succs rule!

[@immrpandabear]

Dude I'm fucking screaming they never remember you when you reach the top.

[@NauyaIsOnline]

Watching AuZZie gamer play through this game with his Silent Assassin guides and then I come back to Criken and Bed and realize how this game's seriousness can be completely thrown out the window. It's fantastic.

[@Ghostsoulless]

1:32 "We're lookin at a BRAIN concussion right there." Ya know, as opposed to your typical testicular concussion.

[@supersonicbros23]

Steal a little kitchen knife, suddenly everyone's staring at you as if you're carrying a rocket launcher. Drop a coin, everyone stares at you as if you just started disrobing. HITMAN.

[@NeonSwaglordChen]

HITMAN is a stable and polished game with no glaring issues or glitches

[@TheBfutgreg]

-IGN

[@XboxAnnihilator]

8:30 When you reload a checkpoint but your target remembers everything

[@ArtoymGamer]

First time I've ever heard Criken laugh like that 9:15

[@I_like_Batman]

Same here.

[@LethalByte69]

At that moment criken knew he had enough

[@tinybobcat]

It's a thing of beauty.

[@rikka5038]

The laugh actually took me by surprise, but then I just lost it after and joined him. xD

[@zpea7427]

Sounded like a fucking velociraptor from Jurassic Park man.

[@Kenazzle]

9:19 I want that sound to be my SMS notification.

[@migueeeelet]

who the fuck uses SMS nowadays

[@kankunation13]

+migueeeelet just about everyone with a phone.

[@xAvitaLT]

Last time I checked the whole world writes SMS or makes calls

[@poopfart785]

+migueeeelet rofl do you even fucking know what that is??

[@migueeeelet]

I do know what it is, and I know it's still used, but I thought that Whatsapp replaced it xD (almost fully)

[@Nanew222]

I imagine whenever u throw the coin and the music stops. Everyone starts staring at u with the most scared face ever

[@buppington]

Just like real life.

[@TheAtlasReview]

Nothing scarier than the sound of wealth.

[@LordVader1094]

+Akadius You've got that right.

[@tubplunger]

*Jazz music stops*

[@jaxrammus9165]

"also, the last man I killed was gonna be the next Hitler" I Fucking lost my shit XD that defence will definitely hold up in court hahahahah

[@uristboatmurdered6051]

A worm never forgets...

[@triela7502]

A worm never forgives...

[@Igneeka]

From ashes to ashes

[@Heliossting]

Dirt to dirt.

[@ashura5721]

+Helios Sting we are the worms... And y'all bout to get hurt

[@DanSmith-bl2ce]

*BOOM*

[@171videoman]

*Rashid the coin bandit strikes again*

[@thehermitwizard]

God, I can't not hear the fact that 90% of the guards are either Yuri Lowenthal or Steve Blum.

[@Necrovoker]

Steve Blum basically voices 90% of soldiers in the entire video game industry.

[@blabbermouth9645]

Reminds me how the Elder Scrolls games had like, 5 voice actors for every character.

[@planetsec9]

EDF 4.1 too

[@shawnnewsom7570]

One of the voices sounds like Will Farrell...

[@bomber1012]

Steve Blum voices Steve Blum

[@bljy853]

I can't wait for next episode "You really DO have the golden touch!" *Instant concussion*

[@Normal_Norman]

5:27 He just broke glass by poking it with his finger, what a badass.

[@ColByte]

8:32 "keeper, of the peace." *leaves room aggressively*

[@Warptime13]

I swear to god, the soda cans are the funniest fucking things in this game

[@stevebass6832]

3:48 Edwad is Hitman confirmed

[@curtisdrago]

Your hitman vids are hilarious. I love them so much.

[@spacebun5049]

Goddamnit it bed. Stop going murderous rampages

[@gaerildpog5897]

this is criken...

[@uckyu3132]

Criken did it way before Bed lol, not saying Bed is bad or anything (I watch him from time to time) but I prefer Criken.

[@moiseszelaya3112]

I know what you mean. Ever since Criken and Bed have been hanging out, he's starting to sound more and more like him. Cricket used to be so quiet but not anymore...

[@foodarmy6628]

+Moises Zelaya that's better though than being more quest more energetic

[@CanalDeMúsicaMusicChannel]

+Moises Zelaya I preferred when Criken was more quiet. The videos were much funnier, like a silent comedy. Silent comedy is always the best. With edited texts

[@YourOwnDa]

the AI in this game has so much potential, it just doesn't quite deliver especially if you're deliberately messing around in the game

[@LordVader1094]

Funny thing is, it worked very well for me because I wasn't trying to break it. Lol

[@YourOwnDa]

+LordVader1094 me too honestly but if I said it was good I would've got hounded by people saying it's not and using this video as evidence

[@servick7612]

So once again Aladdin enter in a military facility.

[@Pichu1232]

Did I just hear Yosuke yell "I thought we were friends!"

[@getsugetsukasuimokukinkin]

"Alright Sir let's go-" *Gets punched*

[@AlexZebol]

Is it just me or I really hear Kenny's (character from Telltale's The Walking Dead) voice?

[@Colman91]

A SABRE? Why is there is a Sabre in a store? *picks up Sabre, saves the game* Yeah I already know where you’re going with this.

[@spudastic]

the remote explosive was placed remotely, why else would it be a remote explosive

[@CrusaderJacky]

9:19 that is the best sound I've ever heard from criken XD

[@buppington]

Looks like the Peacekeeper... Peaced out.

[@YouNoob573]

2:43 i'm the jinny of the trash bin

[@Awesomistics]

When's the next edwad episode, or even better, what's your upload schedule

[@bean9662]

July 31 he's taking a break to get to the final boss

[@Criken]

Thursdays at 12pm PST and Sundays at 12pm PST

[@draconianwarking]

+Criken2 I love the sexual tension between vaati and bedbananas

[@Dankuzmeemusmaximus]

Its thursday todaii GAH

[@DaKoler]

mah nama shadbase

[@SovereignSage]

I really like your laugh Criken,it's cute and fun sounding. n_n

[@bakerdoze]

I love how over-the-top and direct the voice acting is in this game.

[@g4man41]

2:21 "I'll just dump him here, sure it won't be a problem" *Body Found* Immediately following Cirken's sentence xD

[@epicsgamingchannel7556]

At 9:14 the unconscious guy is dabbing, lol.

[@williampipoly1069]

That fucking laugh at 9:19. That's the biggest laugh I think Criken's ever unleashed.

[@NKynni]

That wheezing laugh is so good

[@theflyingdutchmen100]

*WAKE UP ITS HAPPENING!!!!*

[@JoshuaClarke]

I am so used to Edwad, that I legitimately forgot what Criken actually sounded like. This video was a shock to the system. I love it.

[@marlonpadilla8074]

Crikens wheezing me laugh more than General Ragdoll Zaydan

[@ThompsonExpress]

IA in Hitman 2016: Very impressive and responsive. Once you goof around: The whole population within the territory of the mission's IQ drop of 300%

[@Linkfan450]

3:43 I say that guard was pretty reasonable.

[@themmke]

i love it when people add text to there youtube videos just like he did bc it makes it 300% more funner

[@florianzert3854]

This was the best episode this far Criken xD

[@thelsp1]

These are great, I hope he makes plenty more.

[@AParkedCar1]

*Refreshes* Criken Uploaded a video 1 min ago. Today is good day

[@dinkchusby2768]

Did somebody ring the dinkster?

[@dinkchusby2768]

+96nairrAi want to be spicy like you daddy

[@LordVader1094]

+The Dinkster No, we didn't. Get out of my house, please.

[@squidfestMods]

Hitman is Trusty Patches confirmed

[@TheMcfearless123]

Criken always finds the dopest outfits to do all his murderin' in

[@jowoman7799]

I still remember this live stream. It was hilarious.

[@NotoriousF.A.G]

holy shit a non-DS3 video in like six thousand years

[@teodorholmstrom2791]

Love your videos criken! Keep up the good work!

[@Soopersil3ntassasin]

I love this game but criken makes it 200 times funnier when he finds ways to break it xD

[@gurp8051]

watching these videos makes me wanna buy hitman just so i can chuck soda at peoples heads

[@exalin9218]

Criken's special move: The Soda Smash.

[@lorderik237]

This is the first time I have ever seen Criken's Twitch stream before the video was put on KZbin

[@Lorendrawn]

I want that criken laugh at killing zayid as my ringtone

[@zed366891]

Wait, you guys killed shayne. Remember from your funhouse videos? "Shayyne, SHAYYYNE, we have to put you down Shayyne."

[@darksatan877]

Just imagine if some bald dude stabbed the guy you were standing next to, looked you in the eye, and said "this man was going to be the next hitler and walks away. That would be my new hero

[@xmm-cf5eg]

I'd scream; "police, police! help!" while casually jogging away.

[@jakeloudpack9583]

youre my favorite gaming related youtube channel keep up the good content. Its a long way to the top.

[@UngluedEmu417]

these hitman videos are amazing

[@pixelmon5235]

At the beginning reminded me of "that's how the mafia works" meme

[@thegarrotewire3863]

9:18 that laugh 😂

[@totoybrown64]

I love those ragdoll physics,it makes me laugh

[@MisteryPlayer13]

Dat wheez at 9:18 kills me all the time lmfao

[@ovo5112]

Im not feeling "The Fortunate Fanatic" I would feel better with "The Saber Crusader"

[@chimblemasterofchimney4771]

The titles all have alliteration.

[@MegaIshimura]

reminds me of tomatos stream and how everyone said "Criken could've done it with one hand"

[@thaksjtube]

Wake up.. *it's happening*

[@RyujinBlade]

his neck sounded like a bundle of celery snapping in half X_X

[@solidus6706]

1:18 *whenever a friend won’t play with another friend*

[@JoshuaClarke]

also 9:53 was badass. Just turnaround like it's no biggie.

[@bow820605]

Daaaaammmnn, I always love your vids, Criken my lord. May I ask you what program do you use to put that epic subs? :3

[@dogestdoge7097]

*Ghep* I dunno why I laughed so hard to something so silly.

[@machine321434]

3:48 edwad what, what are you doing in this game??you are the chosen go back to your universe you have an adventure to complete!

[@sosansational]

"drop the sword" throws sword into face

[@Xadaj127]

And in the end, the fortune teller wins!

[@nutriastudios989]

So pretty much if you help the fortune teller he gives you a weapon

[@greasygustavo7375]

These videos always make me laugh

[@witcheddoctor2720]

Picks up a baseball bat, a fucking baseball bat. And it says CRIME NOTICED. Hit an logic

[@CanFo]

I love how you always manage to break the game

[@MysterMyschievious]

holy shit i've never heard crikey boy laugh like that 9:15

[@jacobioushonious9874]

These are so beautiful

[@mons3020]

The Prince of Baghdad strrrikes again!

[@anonviewerciv]

11:06 Oh, all is forgiven then.

[@Octoshark19]

9:20 that laugh tho criken

[@Titan2995]

9:22 It being so low in the background, I thought that was the Batman: TAS theme in the background lol.

[@kitkat12326]

"Uh excuse me I don't-" SMASH!

[@toddhoward5964]

One of those soldiers had the same VA as PAYDAY 2's John Wick

[@zacgorman1846]

3:08 Coca Cola, open a bottle of PAIN

[@crabman96]

"Field goal." brb dying

[@hankhill7893]

Back to the good old criken

[@drblack16]

Please stop, I can't stop laughing

[@alexanderwilliams6301]

That weeze was epic

[@GarretOakamber]

That General has string bean legs!

[@DoomNeb]

9:17 was glorious

[@IWANTAPS3ORAWII]

You need to hit 1 mill subs , now

[@MrTyranitar15]

A beggar never forgets...

[@Shoobe]

Criken will you continue with Edwad Emberpants until you finish DS3? I'd love an answer

[@bloop1775]

yes

[@tomthestone1470]

OverpowererdNoob yes

[@yeokennytheultimate]

that weeze though XD 9:18