Hivemind Jeopardy (Episode 2)

[@swappingparts]

10 points were not subtracted from Riley’s score when he incorrectly guessed Sam Smith. Whole game is invalid

[@1ToTheInfinity]

if those 10 points were rightfully deducted, than hoove hands would've easily won

[@jovanmilakovic5415]

so rigged its crazy

[@MarshmallowMidgets]

@@1ToTheInfinityfeel like he was at a disadvantage…. They should get him a special buzzer so Riley can stop bullying the lil guy. Jeopardy 3 my $ is on hooves

[@swappingparts]

@@jovanmilakovic5415 + the Vegas line for Riley pts was 89.5 and I had the under, so I’m especially pissed

[@Kasoadrian]

True. There's also another guess he got wrong that they didn't subtract his points.

[@Onamazu]

It's wild to me that Graydon guessed two rappers that died in their 20s for a question about a rap beef spanning over 2 decades 😂

[@walker1tnranger]

I mean he saw who shot ya so it’s understandable

[@Onamazu]

@@walker1tnranger Damn you're totally right, that makes sense 😅

[@elijohnson5240]

Hail Mary too

[@paigey-poo4235]

Sometimes hate can last multiple reincarnations

[@stretcha3787]

Who Shot Ya

[@cathy4697]

I genuinely cannot pinpoint where it went wrong for graydon. One minute its a tied game next thing videos over with a 93 point difference, wow just wow

[@cullinan8087]

definitely when he guessed 2pac and biggie, because he then proceeded to retire his buzzer

[@flyingrice420]

i read this half-way through the video and thought it was a joke

[@yukitty_writes]

@@flyingrice420 lmfao same

[@daboshi]

They didn’t subtract points against riley

[@agneebags]

Hey everyone, I was the third guest. I just wanna say never meet your heroes. I've loved hivemind for a while and i was so excited to meet these two, but obviously i was pretty let down. I guess grant must've turned off my buzzer before hand because i was completely ignored. Really heartbreaking, plus before the video started i tried talking to Graydon but he just turned his back to me and mumbled "Stop talking fuck fuck fuck" over and over again. Riley wasn't any better, i bumped into him when i was walking to my chair and he started yelling at me to "Scram like the onion you are or ELSE", which i guess meant that he would pretend i didn't exist. In general a terrible experience. The only good thing that happened was that dignan was lovely. He told me he "ate piggies like me for breakfast", but then apologized over and over and i could tell he meant it. It was mostly that he was crying and hugging me. I wish those two maniacs would let him out of that little cage they keep him in.

[@izzymcintosh227]

I just read this out loud to my husband and we canNOT stop laughing oh my gosh

[@qwertyguy098]

who are the first and second guests?

[@CassiniGames]

How did you type this with pig hooves

[@olac1804]

underrated comment

[@orangewitheyes]

I saw Dignan at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[@iMustBeKoreanTheWayThisKpop]

Copy pasta lmtpo

[@hankbadank1701]

what a rapscallion

[@slownoma1076]

classic dignan

[@billycherokee7630]

You copied this, pasted it, and changed a few words. 😂

[@treyebillups8602]

Original copypasta is from 4chan’s /mu/ board and is about Flying Lotus btw

[@nomthandazo4111]

sure an elephant can do math but it could never host a semi-popular music-centric comedy show on youtube

[@tou-send4349]

watch me

[@capobucciarati8324]

I find Graydon being so genuinely adamant about getting the daily double, getting it, and then wagering 1 point hilarious. Some people (Riley) sometimes dont get his advanced in the brain level of comedy

[@braydenscott1810]

Graydon definitely wrote this

[@jakeadams2562]

If this is satire this is funny

[@sp1ralg1rl]

hivemind vids r the highlight of my day. i blast it so everyone in my house can hear, i grab a 1 pound bag of harbio gummies and disassociate for however long the vid is. when it ends i wake up a new person and i am reborn through rebirth. hivemind is therapy

[@kookykiddo]

sounds about right to me

[@jeans_emoji]

same, except instead of gummy bears I prefer a full blister pack of benadryl

[@carlosspicyweiner5334]

I prefer… OK DRUGS! Thanks to ok drugs for funding Diggy’s jenkem addiction for the next two weeks!

[@p2bp2b]

glad we all share the same experience!

[@ireland5040]

god i love harbio gum bares

[@zander3943]

this reminds me of when grant put my family in jeopardy by bulldozing my house with everyone in it on april fools. i understand it was just a prank, but my family didn’t find it as funny as me. great guy

[@phyllip5382]

were evolving to grant comments now? 🤯🤯

[@grantandrews4826]

I'm down with it.

[@riley2243]

@@phyllip5382 grants been hiding his crimes for too long, hiding behind that camera

[@magicalrafy8834]

Love Hivemind Jeopardy, reminds me of that time when Dignan livestreamed himself meticulously jeopardizing that plane on September 11th 2001, what a goofball!!

[@ant14]

eve pfp 🤯

[@BiasedSportsFan]

Haha who else but Dignan? Always cracks me up 😂

[@magicalrafy8834]

​@@ant14goated music frfr

[@yechuumoon]

i love ur pfp (eve 🔛🔝‼️‼️)

[@magicalrafy8834]

@@yechuumoon tysm love your Honkai one too

[@marsalisanderson]

this was an all-time performance by Graydon. truly inspiring to see him fight through the adversity he faced throughout the entire video.

[@camokarzi8491]

Riley pretending not to be able to see the pig hooved freckled guy the whole game is one of my favourite Hivemind bits 😆😆😆

[@remyrot77]

last night i watched a horror movie and then a hivemind video before bed which resulted in a dream about a hivemind game called "guess the horror movie from the sound effects". both graydon and riley were terrible at it and agreed it was a poorly conceptualised game because "blood splatters and screaming always just kind of sound the same". i needed to share this

[@embop1266]

which horror movie did you watch i need to know

[@no1opposumfan]

If you want to see that game concept irl, Dead Meat on youtube did 2 podcast episodes where they guess the kill just from a sound clip. Very fun to play along with if you're a horror fan

[@-alovelygaycat-]

That’s amazing. 10/10 idea.

[@grilledpook]

i feel like you're onto something here. something like "guess the slasher by their weapon" or "guess the horror movie by a description of the ending."

[@sipsbleachh3029]

Graydon’s obama accent is uncanny that I am almost convinced the spirit of barack possessed him in that moment

[@juliansjeandawsonarchive]

oh my goodness i cant believe jack harlow did all that stuff. shout out riley for exposing that buster.

[@spollory]

mic'd up dj grant hits spots in my ears i didn't know i had. 10/10

[@lillorpia]

fr 😭

[@janegeland7596]

We found it, brother!

[@HivemindStats]

Welcome to Hivemind Stats! With that incredible blowout win Riley snaps Graydons 2 game win streak, and sets an all-time Hivemind record with 97 points beating his own record of 72 set in Hivemind Feud Ep. 1 Overall Stats as of 06/19/2023 Riley 146-57-4 Graydon 35-110-2 Dignan 8-49-2 Guests 14-12-1

[@lyonkang7402]

I don’t want to know how long this took you to figure out.

[@RT4eva9]

Quick question, what is the lowest winning score ever

[@HivemindStats]

@@RT4eva9 The lowest winning score ever is 1-0 and its happened 3 times, though there has been 2 0-0 ties as well.

[@RT4eva9]

@@HivemindStats thank you

[@dino-wg2ol]

This reminded me of when dignan went on jeopardy 24 times with different fake mustaches, then tried to bribe Alex Trebek with a pipe bomb recipe on live television to let him on again

[@Bsnowman22]

When Graydon puts his hat sideways i feel like he's going to bully me for my lunch money

[@saulrapley7979]

Great video guys, I was a bit distracted as Grant was rubbing my right thigh through the entire duration but I think I got the gist!

[@jakipop3397]

Crazy how you just suddenly become very aware of the fact they have legs when Graydon mentions it.

[@_nickvogel]

Reminds me of the second time the state of Michigan tried to lock up Dignan because of what he did to my family back in '89, but couldn't because of the Double Jeopardy Clause, which provides that no person can be convicted twice of the same offense. Good times, thanks boys!

[@dannybabannyyy]

its the number goat

[@nickyoder2336]

Can’t wait for day 101

[@kaweenis]

baby dignan was a menace

[@jaydenmiller529]

this makes me think about how i want my career to have long jeopardy

[@jespersmeding1715]

38:01 one of few instances where Graydon actually relaxes his face muscles and we can see his resting off-camera face. what a beautiful sight, happens so fast

[@benmartin4871]

after a break up i needed this more than anything

[@lukebussey8651]

Y’all need to get Nick and Quadeca on HM Jeopardy

[@dangeroussecondaccount893]

Nahhhhh

[@dominodavid1]

We need both Nick and Quadeca in the next episode of Hivemind Jeopardy

[@dangeroussecondaccount893]

Noooo

[@troz3799]

Riley looks like drives up to Canadá to buy Budweiser on this one

[@giannistaz]

10:25 did Graydon do wordplay after wordplay and got nothing more than a chuckle? *P* USHING IT JUST TO *T* RY, THAT TEMPTATION IS *BIG* . I'm proud Graydon, you are seen.

[@dryptid]

"bar food" is such a clever category name

[@Gater32322]

I like these Jeopardy videos because they just turn into Riley answering questions while Graydon/Dignan sits there and makes jokes

[@helennwx]

graydon: describes she's the man perfectly riley: mulan !

[@WalmartLuz]

Why is Riley dressed like a trucker with a heavy Southern accent? I can't unsee it now.

[@mtbtrailpov1086]

I have been brainwashed by this channel. The microphone on the table had become invisible and non existent in my conscious until graydon pointed it out again for me and also riley who appeared to have lost it aswell.

[@noahtowne6665]

We need a quadeca bracket. I did not set fire to the dumpster behind the Panera bread in otsego michigan in 2002

[@chloe-pd9nr]

riley holds his button so that it looks like he’s talking into a microphone the whole episode

[@MewZe]

Damnit. I thought they finally stopped uploading.

[@artemis3460]

If I ever write a rap song you better believe I'm naming it "secretary of defense"

[@piasjevi]

Consider making a classic summer song bracket!

[@deathwave8375]

i was disappointed when graydon didnt get caroline polachek album😭😭he deserved it tbh

[@prodwysp]

riley winning is so hard to watch

[@Jays-ug9bd]

no bullshit

[@AIDENPENROSE123]

technically he didnt

[@Insidejokesgamin]

Literally

[@thatplane3865]

riley haters be the weirdest hivemind fans lmao, and its always guaranteed they murdered a family of 4 in 1992

[@Insidejokesgamin]

@@thatplane3865 we aren’t Riley haters we’re digriders and grenaydors

[@treyhockersmith9418]

Riley rocking the Mt. Pleasant hat! I live about 30 mins from there! Love the area

[@kingcendley670]

Hivemind needs to do an AJR bracket

[@obviouslyanonymous]

I can't believe he forgot about Shnapp, that was one of their best bits yet

[@GiraffeBlues]

I'm loving this new series, but that doesn't mean Dignan can put my firstborn son's life in Jeopardy, please give him back Diggy.

[@diabeticgorilla6996]

glad to see graydon finally clinch a victory for his own

[@GeoScotia]

Hivemind videos would make a great podcast, not necessarily needing to see the visuals for majority of their videos, I would definitely listen to these 2 throughout my work day - like this comment if you agree and so they might see this and actually consider it!!

[@mariettamdcn]

iirc on nfr podcast they were talking abt considering doing that

[@NikeSimmons]

Shoulda had more animal topics in the second round to give Graydon a fighting chance 😂

[@buzinessdog]

I am jumping for joy! excited for more of this series

[@koolaid_97]

up here in Canada we call those bieb bits, bieber balls

[@readwitht3833]

These Jeopardy videos are my absolute favorite, I think you should try to make them regularly if you can keep up with the topics and questions

[@mmaboxing5378]

My heart is in AF idk how long I got but this video made me smile a lot

[@Fatherjared]

Hahaha I love these lil hivemind videos so funny. Dignan has trapped me in his basement and continues to whisper sweet sweet lullabies to me every night.

[@zigzaq]

Dev and nick or NFR would be great on hivemind jeopardy. Dignan did not break into my home with a fishing pole on February 8, 1947.

[@chelseaw701]

I love this game so much! You guys totally have to keep doing this

[@mikeylesher6722]

It took me until 45 minutes to understand the Star Wars thing. I was sitting here like “these questions arnt at all related to the galaxy far far away”

[@nickan9253]

Graydon is like Hivemind's version of Badger from Breaking Bad

[@KanyewestbiggestfansBiggestfan]

And Riley is pretty much Huel

[@Kusettajapoika]

Dignan is Tuco

[@kitwertz2625]

Thanks for dropping I was starting to run out of personality so I appreciate the material

[@goceystore]

enjoying how giggly graydon is

[@charlessloboda-bolton3135]

GRAYDON LOOKS SO HORRIFIED WHAT DID JACK DO

[@Lucasts82]

do this with quonka and dev

[@Nightsbyfrank]

I might have a better name, I knew a guy in high school who’s legal birth name was Troyal Schmucker. TROYAL SCHMUCKER.

[@joacoalvarez7487]

4:17 “That Kind of Coughin don’t need lean” Frank Ocean, In my Room. This lyric means that Frank Ocean MAY have lean gut

[@ampvoxx]

damn i have watched this channel since they had about 30k subs and they are just getting better and better with the videos. love to see it

[@the3rdconstant564]

"I killed myself in Pokemon Go" you committed Suicune

[@fuwe]

it must be a recurring gag where neither of the hosts know anything about mf doom and grant keeps bringing it up in hopes they start listening

[@fuwe]

also it was gas drawls

[@margotsutton6701]

coming back to the video 308 days later fuming that graydon didnt get "aligator and pelican" when the answer was aligator and bird. is a pelican not a bird?! i'm pretty sure a pelican is a bird. why did no one contest this. how will i sleep at night

[@parentspatterns]

Fun fact for Riley: Jack Antonoff was also in a band called Steel Train and wrote a song about her “Better Love”

[@rencor9464]

Exams have made this last month long and stressful but I genuinely mean it when I say binging your videos has held my mental health together. Thanks hivemind

[@bbp__BK]

I’m 1995 Graydon asked me for a cigarette and I don’t even smoke so I found one in a nearby target ashtray and handed it to him. He was very grateful and gave me a “high 3” in which you didn’t use your pinky or thumb as in his words “were irrelevant to the current climate of America” when he was about to smoke he turned to me so embarrassed and asked for a lighter as well. Luckily I was just hanging out with Riley at his trap house and pocketed his lighter so I have it to him. Graydon then turned to me and said thanks for lunch before shoving the lit cigarette down his esophagus and crunching the metal of the lighter. Just wanted to say that’s where your lighter went 28 years ago Riley I’m sure you’ve been looking for it

[@GriffinK10]

I got them all right! Unfortunately, I didn’t buzz in once. Damn it.

[@gabrielcasztro]

Dogtooth sample is just Juggernaut in the vid 😭😭

[@erin51096]

i had this on the background while i was working and when i came back to look it was 64-4 LMAO

[@MadDogHux]

New game idea: Guess which Eggcorn is right! An eggcorn is a word that is wrong but technically still makes sense like eggcorn for acorn or old timer's disease vs Alzheimer's disease! You can even do brackets after a bunch because there are so many.

[@kikibunni]

24:23 this was in it’s always sunny, not in the big bang theory 😭😭

[@EeveeGOTY]

97-4 has to be the biggest gap in hivemind history

[@jackstrawful]

Professor Old Man here, providing your daily correction, with knowledge from yesteryear... Common misconception, but SOS does not stand for Save Our Ship. It doesn't actually stand for anything - those three letters were chosen because their sound in Morse Code [ bip bip bip beeep beeep beeep bip bip bip ] could be easily tapped out during an emergency, and would be easily recognizable by any would-be rescuers picking up the transmission, possibly through heavy static. This concludes your daily correction. From all of us here at Professor Old Man Studios, to all of you out there in internet land, remember, always buckle your seatbelt, be kind to your behind, and for goodness sake, call your mother, just to say hi - she'd love to hear from you (except for you, Billy, you know she's had enough of your crap) Until next time, So Long, Happy Trails and Good Night

[@waitwaitwaitno3182]

this is cool

[@gregwoodin5630]

I can’t believe elephants do meth. This show is so educational.

[@outdatedjoke9706]

just searched for giraffe sounds, turns out Graydon was serious. I thought he was going for a bit, but they do really sound like that. I totally wasn't working as a train driver in Odisha, India, on June 3rd.

[@pacificlamprey]

XT-572: this is my favorite hive

[@surfingkiwi828]

I was waiting for this video so long, so glad you guys finally uploaded! I fell asleep watching the last hivemind jeopardy and woke up covered in blood and feline urine!

[@kapri8723]

sample 5 was not dogtooth it was lemonhead. i am extremly disapointed in this assumption and i will be idk

[@isaacthecorncob]

How are these guys so good at improv?

[@yaku63]

the obama impression is incredible

[@krombley]

graydons obama impression sounded a lot like pikachu !!!!

[@AdEg66]

Wow, I can't believe that guy with freckles and hooves for hands won 😮

[@jaydenclements3308]

This is like the time i got shot and killed in a raising canes bathroom just to be revived by graydon

[@strangerofthe2067]

“Shoving stuff up me…” -Graydon

[@ryanflynn3027]

graydon is the funniest when he’s wearing this shirt

[@OliverPhythian]

“Blasted my brains all over that gym wall” is wild

[@vurpy778]

My life is also sampled by Larry June watering my plants

[@tylerforward3327]

The Lizzo bit was an omen

[@deepmaidenforce]

IT'S T-SWIFT AND T-PAIN RAPPING ON THE SAME TRACK, ITS A THUG STORY Y'ALL CAN YOU HANDLE THAT??? if you don't know thug story it's from the '08 or '09 VMAs, basically their version of an SNL digital short. It's a legendary song and collab

[@benjamin5778]

Love these videos, keep making more!!

[@DrKen3000]

I love that you guys are from Toledo, everytime I hit Franklin Park mall my head is on a swivel looking for you

[@shortpeengaming6418]

Keep this up! Jeopardy is genius, maybe do a category of "Best songs that did not win Grammy"

[@paigey-poo4235]

“They’re intelligence threatens me” oh boy he is NOT ready to hear about crowd and dolphins

[@slownoma1076]

yet another close game. i was on the edge of my seat the whole time

[@theramenprincess7279]

SOS actually doesnt mean anything it's just the Letters of the Morse code

[@ericcooper500]

Love that you are Toledo guys. The Finkbeiner bit got me 😂