Joey has been stuck on Alternia for One and a half years.
@dreemurrZed5 жыл бұрын
alterniastuck
@IkorrArts5 жыл бұрын
*Alterniastuck* even :?
@fruiitbatz64375 жыл бұрын
f
@grimdarkAngel5 жыл бұрын
How much longer must we w8????????
@pandorascrow5 жыл бұрын
Christ
@viggy16375 жыл бұрын
"Downward Spiral: The Game" or "How to do Cartwheels Through a Minefield While Still Retaining Fans" being a homestuck fan is really just another word for endless torture.
@sketchyrian5 жыл бұрын
"How to Do Cartwheels Through a Minefield While Still Retaining Fans" Being in the Homestuck Fandom for about 8 years, I have never seen a statement more accurate to describe this series and fanbase, thank you for this. 👌
@thatmanjames16475 жыл бұрын
Puts video on loop The timeline is now complete
@pilearcato4 жыл бұрын
you can take it off of loop now...
@striderboy10003 жыл бұрын
is it off loop now?
@trash_racoon-vf6sm8 ай бұрын
The loop never stopped...
@XenoZane5 жыл бұрын
*2.8 MILLION DOLLARS JADE*
@brandonwilliams185 жыл бұрын
I've never even read Homestuck but this is the best Brodyquest I've ever seen.
@CraftyChicken913 жыл бұрын
Reading homestuck now is an even more unique experience today than when it was released. Look up Arm retrival here on KZbin it's a readalong podcast with an Old fan who'll talk about the history. Homestuck starts off amazing but Act 6 is dogshit. Conversly Arm Retrieval starts out dogshit, but gets amazing going into Act 6 because that's where all the drama is.
@pareidolist3 жыл бұрын
The original Hussiequest it's based on is pretty good too
@CraftyChicken913 жыл бұрын
@@pareidolist Watching this after Hussiequest is a fucking mood. From the deepest love and respect to the pits of dissatisfaction. Where did it all go wrong?
@pareidolist3 жыл бұрын
@@CraftyChicken91 It turned out he didn't deserve that big toblerone
@thepolicedepartmentunited15435 жыл бұрын
Hiveswap will trully make you question your existance
@hilotakenaka5 жыл бұрын
To answer the questions about the NSFW art: allegedly the artist was a staff member of Hiveswap and they created the original beekeeper. They asked Hussie if it was ok to draw porn of her and he said it was. Hussie realised that this was a big mistake and changed it just so there wouldn’t be a massive backlash
@hannahparmenter39055 жыл бұрын
Omg lol
@femo33365 жыл бұрын
Allegedly:can i draw porn of her? Hussie (distracted):yeah *later* Hussie:wait a sec HOLD ON!
@gormlessCreator5 жыл бұрын
Fe Mo I don’t think the artist’s name was Allegedly lol
@rii30534 жыл бұрын
man thats fucked
@blackcat23335 жыл бұрын
joey's been stuck on alternia for an entire year edit: two years now edit 2: three years. send help
@royalcomputer37804 жыл бұрын
Make it two soon
@owlismyfavouritecolorflame23254 жыл бұрын
Now
@owlismyfavouritecolorflame23254 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna go kill myself
@bloodstoneore46304 жыл бұрын
Looks like itll be 3
@amethystpenguin39244 жыл бұрын
we're all fucked
@muraniko88405 жыл бұрын
What an unpleasant and interesting ride its been to get where we are now
@wuvumgywgy4 жыл бұрын
@Neon Volta Act 2 is finally out and for a month and abit now, can't wait for act 3
@wuvumgywgy4 жыл бұрын
@Neon Volta I know just thought of leaving that there
@liliasleftjacketsleeve5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit its really been nearly two years..
@Maradrafts5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, I haven't seen them pass by. where did those years go?!
@maddestmewmew5 жыл бұрын
Vannessa King Holy shit it’s been nearly three years..
@graysaurn4 жыл бұрын
holy shit it’s been 3 years
@blackbloodcell51473 жыл бұрын
4
@merasmurry14604 жыл бұрын
are just going to ignore how shadok predicted the ending of pester quest by having joe go through the green sun.
@zephyrorsomethinh15285 жыл бұрын
When the foolish deltarune fans say the second part is taking long. Hiveswap fans: hahahahahaha
@walrusesareawesome76315 жыл бұрын
release date deltarune : 2099 release date hiveswap : a few years and counting. but yaknow mabye never
@kalenipclaw56835 жыл бұрын
Geometry Dash Fans: Ah… ha… hUUUUURRGGGHHHH WHY IS 2.2 NOT HERE
@enderkaral1785 жыл бұрын
Toby said he release them as one not part by part but get your point
@waltervoidbringer44915 жыл бұрын
@@enderkaral178, doesn't that make the situation even more comically worse. DR is going to be full released in... I dunno, in roughly 3 to 4 years (maybe even in 2 years if everything goes just smooth as a sheet of glass), while hiveswap is... uhh... u know the stuff
@feilkate58925 жыл бұрын
@@waltervoidbringer4491 7*
@theguardianqueen26285 жыл бұрын
"Episodic games work" -people, somehow
@michaelbenson65955 жыл бұрын
it did not work for talltale (after a while), it did not work for valve, it might not work for what pumpkin
@bootmii985 жыл бұрын
@@michaelbenson6595 It didn't work for Sega (holy shit does nobody remember Sonic 4 and how much it sucked?)
@darthvaderreviews69264 жыл бұрын
@@michaelbenson6595 Okay, I know this reply is a year old but I REALLY feel like I need to try and correct this: The reason why Telltale went under is largely because Telltale pretty much exclusively did adaptations. This was successful for a while but when their reserves were dry and Lionsgate pulled out of a deal they didn't have anything left. However, the reason why Telltale adopted the episodic model in the first place is because selling point and clicks wholesale wasn't working out and they wanted to experiment. And to be frank, episodic gaming was working out great for them for a while. Incremental purchases makes niche genres like Point & Clicks an easier sell and it allowed a lot of easy promotion. (eg. giving out Sam & Max 01: Episode 4 for free) Other causes re. Telltale can be attributed to overwork as they were clearly taking on too many projects at once and being creatively drained (TWD: A New Frontier is a pretty prominent example of how clearly exhausted the writers were), and they were constantly producing games that were competing with each other- And, unfortunately, when you bank on Batman or Minecraft for brand recognition, most of the people interested in said products just for the brand are just gonna watch a Let's Play. Episodic development did work financially and critically for Valve, but their employees got burnt out on Half-Life and because of how Valve works that means *EVERYTHING* Half-Life was cancelled on the spot. If anything they probably canned the idea too quickly, as Return to Ravenholm had a lot of very clear potential and passion behind it, and was an outsourced project anyway. While it was obvious that episodic development just isn't a fit for Valve they recoiled from it a bit too fast and the damage from that was clear. I think episodic development gets a bad rap because it's mostly used for the following purposes: 1. because telltale did it (eg. Life Is Strange, or Telltale themselves post-TWD) 2. Staggering development costs between games (eg. kickstarters that run out of money) 3. Because more purchases equals a markup price (hello, Square Enix, I didn't see you there) However for a story structure like the aforementioned Sam & Max, where every Episode can essentially pass as a standalone product, it's still in many ways arguably a *better* way to sell games than wholesale. You can get feedback on what you're doing mid-development, devs can get a constant flow of funding, consumers can get a lower-risk buyin in case they don't like the game, etc. It becomes more problematic when the Episodes mandate that you include cliffhangers that don't age well, or impede the ability to iterate on previous mechanics, but for something like Sam & Max those issues don't apply and it can slot into an episodic format easily. All that stuff about the virtues of the episodic model hasn't changed or really been disproven by its failures, it's more just that the implementation has often been bad, kinda like crowdfunding.
@Madisongs4 жыл бұрын
DarthVaderReviews damn you didn’t have to write a whole essay
@pareidolist3 жыл бұрын
apparently people like Psycholonials
@mysteriousanonymous79925 жыл бұрын
NSFW Concept Art? Namco High? HOW DID I MISS THIS STUFF
@Judge_-ee4jn5 жыл бұрын
i need link of this.
@DiamondBrickZ5 жыл бұрын
Judge_1987 ...which one?
@Judge_-ee4jn5 жыл бұрын
@@DiamondBrickZ all of this :^
@argoJ505 жыл бұрын
Judge_1987 the nsfw link you can just google it and find it on reddit
The last words you hear before you become a Permanent Homestuck
@eggguy205 жыл бұрын
This is basically how I felt the first time I heard about hiveswap and decided to follow it just to see its development. My reaction to the lewd concept art piece was met with a big amount of "that's nice dear but wtf?".
@jkterjters5 жыл бұрын
Wait that was real?
@dreemurrZed5 жыл бұрын
@Plasmic Stripes SOURCE?!?!?
@dreemurrZed5 жыл бұрын
@Plasmic Stripes oh ok
@hannahparmenter39055 жыл бұрын
Lewd concept art of whom?? I haven't heard about this
@hannahparmenter39055 жыл бұрын
Haha, I found it nvm
@bloocrayonbox53464 жыл бұрын
To be a homestuck fan is to go through literal hell
@SeaalCox5 жыл бұрын
of course, how could we be so dumb. Andrew Hussie is a writer of time and once all acts are done, he'll go into the past and release them.
@EtTuBrute15995 жыл бұрын
The song was *Nice* all throughout but dang, all that time and struggle. Dang.
@darielvillatoro83655 жыл бұрын
* Pop * Noice
@AceTekkkk5 жыл бұрын
Yes! YES! You can do it!!!! Bring our Webcomic back, you're the only one that can save it.
@jkterjters5 жыл бұрын
Oh so that's why there haven't been news of new ACTs.
@mcdiggles11415 жыл бұрын
“Happily waiting, counting the seconds, as thousands of years go by”
@lucchi0185 жыл бұрын
What a lovely gift for 4/13
@personal27415 жыл бұрын
I had to do a double take on the NSFW art because I didn’t believe it at first
@SlackerArtist5 жыл бұрын
"NSFW Concept Art" I'm sorry... *W H A T*
@aidenl28594 жыл бұрын
They did it first so rule 34 didn't.
@mysterioso20065 жыл бұрын
This really hurts so much T_T I'm one of those fans who got into Homestuck in 2012. Participating in the kickstarter was a huge part of like, my identity as a fan. I personally loved Hiveswap Act 1, but when you consider all of the time, money, blood, sweat, tears, anguish, and wasted artistic potential that went in to making it? Not worth at all. And that says nothing about how horribly the comic itself was hurt by all this...
@ericemigh38695 жыл бұрын
I only got into Homestuck thanks to Hiveswap, so I'm pretty thankful for it, honestly. Then again, I never lived through the whole Gigapauses and whatnot.
@chadthundercock17935 жыл бұрын
Can someone please explain from the beggining im not sure what is going on
@FernGilly5 жыл бұрын
@@chadthundercock1793 While What Pumpkin has largely recovered since the offending incident (which is really surprising, let me tell you), there was a time where a few bad apples stole the kickstarter money raised for the webcomic's sequel game and ran with it. That pretty much destroyed the company for years. Now we're very close to the release of Act 2 after years of progress on it, with the only thing left in the game being writing and coding-- all the art assets are finished, and much of the bulk of the work is done. What Pumpkin has two really well done titles under their belt as well, Friendsim and Pesterquest, with Pesterquest still being ongoing and releasing regularly. The employees love their job now, it's under new leadership and the epilogues are out. Things looking up for homestuck.
@chadthundercock17935 жыл бұрын
@@FernGilly thanks for the summary
@blaambliim75233 жыл бұрын
Next year in 2022 will be the 10 year anniversary since the original kickstarter existed. Oh how far we have come...
@perfectly-disfigured4 жыл бұрын
Hiveswap act two drops on the 25th and I'm so excited
@Maradrafts5 жыл бұрын
Lemme just say, though: as a French person, I'm really sad we couldn't save this timeline.
@jamstheshapeshifter5 жыл бұрын
Don't surrender your hopes!
@Maradrafts5 жыл бұрын
@@jamstheshapeshifter You're right, Raistlin, thank you for showing me the way. I'm going to keep hoping. I'm going to have so much hope it might as well become my aspect.
@jamstheshapeshifter5 жыл бұрын
@@Maradrafts your new name is hope You weenie
@owlismyfavouritecolorflame23254 жыл бұрын
Nope, still nothing
@sussy37784 жыл бұрын
Me in 2018: Things can't worse than they already are. 2019: Hold my Epilogues.
@Kalashimi7 ай бұрын
>Hiveswap isn't even being done as a game and there's no 100% proof we will get it in full, unless act 3 is the last one >Hauntswitch may actually never come out or it will be rushed as a 1 game without acts homestuck fans how do we feel
@baimhakani4 жыл бұрын
What Pumpkin staffs were fired? That really explains why it feels that there is barely any animation in act 2
@JazzyWaffles5 жыл бұрын
> nsfw concept art I came across that literally the day it happened and I was so confused lmao
@jamiroyoh97165 жыл бұрын
This is what i'm expecting of act 2
@roseaphile4 жыл бұрын
all this tells me is that Homestuck has been a mess for a Damn while and I was lucky to join this fandom in the holy lord of our 2020 while pre-2020 me ignored everything Homestuck as my Tumblr timeline was filled to the brim with this sweet drama I missed out on.
@wideclide420695 жыл бұрын
ACT 2 HAS A TRAILER I REPEAT ACT 2 HAS A TRAILER
@tw0tr1ckp0nyficated2 жыл бұрын
ACT 3 ANNOUNCED I REPEAT ACT 3 ANNOUNCED
@andrewhernandez57334 жыл бұрын
Little did they know act two finally came out
@rouleigh5 жыл бұрын
It's like... a rollercoaster of emotions watching this. All those years, man. I feel like I've spent a good part of my life watching the journey that is hiveswap (and homestuck, I guess) unfold. Good portrayal!
@highqualitymemes35925 жыл бұрын
It's happening fellas
@shadokwastaken5 жыл бұрын
one step at a time, it's comiiiing
@Buh5264 жыл бұрын
THE QUEST CONTINUES
@seafoamtaide4 жыл бұрын
Here on the release date of act 2 because finally
@nicolasd1404 жыл бұрын
ACT 2 CONFIRMED FOR NOVEMBER 2020, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!!
@St0nek4 жыл бұрын
Everybody get ready for the next 4/13 when hussie personally visits your home to tell you hiveswap is delayed
@natwafakidna82343 жыл бұрын
Joey rocking out on guitar while crying through her star glasses hit me in the feels
@FukoSan5 жыл бұрын
I had no idea all this happened. This was highly informative.
@merrittanimation77214 жыл бұрын
There's a trailer for Act 2 now.
@ck_cal3 жыл бұрын
fun fact: this was the first brodyquest i ever saw it was like. two, two and a half years ago? wild i know
@wowhatheck2 жыл бұрын
yeah same. absolutely wild
@minedog14 жыл бұрын
Now its your chance to make part2
@SebARTtianV25 жыл бұрын
How many boonbucks does everyone want to bet that Hussie will find a way to self insert himself into the hiveswap game
@seisoch69694 жыл бұрын
this needs an updated version
@Mr._Sherwood5 жыл бұрын
I can't tell whether I love its sheer quality or hate its inevitability
@endothegreatthief44324 жыл бұрын
wish we could get a sequel now that Act 2 finally got released
@impliqued19104 жыл бұрын
Whatpumkin (or what it is currently) is technically the always suffering and neverending company, its taking so many hits and always gets up.
@cr8torscurse5 жыл бұрын
i made you draw Young sheldon as sollux once through a friend, glad to see you are consistently keeping up the good work.
@horseconfiguration2 жыл бұрын
It took me until Andrew Hussie showed up *without* pictures of their eboy and clown eras that I realized this video was released 3 years ago lmfao
@CookieFonster5 жыл бұрын
this is the best video i have ever seen
@Oldyss2 жыл бұрын
now we gotta repet this for act 3 see you in 10 years idfk
@letrokid11214 жыл бұрын
So uh... we're now on year 3. At this point, I'd be fine with a book or a comic.
@eridanampora30245 жыл бұрын
Best 4 minutes of my life
@somesadnormie58812 жыл бұрын
I want to get off Andrew Hussie's wild ride.
@GrizzlyMittz5 жыл бұрын
Slowed it down to half speed at 2:12 to read all of the terrible news bits and it amplified the effect far more.
@victorydance64394 жыл бұрын
i don't even know what hiveswap is but i like this video never knew that there could be so many brodyquest parodies
@IcarusBPM5 жыл бұрын
It's a race between Hiveswap and Star Citizen to become the game that takes multiple generations to complete
@Nick-of-Time5 жыл бұрын
Truly a Homestuck shitpost to rival the original Hussiequest
@vd24855 жыл бұрын
and then everything changed when the epilogues attacked...
@CHAOTICSAGE4 жыл бұрын
*shadok skipped 2020 for a reason, he knew*
@Bruhlicioustoes5 жыл бұрын
I see SOMEONE did something for Homestuck’s 10th anniversary
@GreenZonto5 жыл бұрын
Didnt read the epilogue?
@impboi62313 жыл бұрын
Funny enough this is one of the things that got me into homestuck
@chaosxenkon5 жыл бұрын
As a person who what indoctrinated into this fandom THIS FUCKING YEAR! i would like to think you for producing things that somehow are relevant to my interests. i never thought i would see relevant content that wasn't from upwards of three years ago.
@PinkSkunkSleepy5 жыл бұрын
I'm so excited to play Act 2 once it's out in spring 2018
@devilbrine81985 жыл бұрын
Ava Aelius ;(
@josephnoel28685 жыл бұрын
This video was longer than my slowmode playthrough of Hiveswap act 1 well done
@XenoKnightAlpha5 жыл бұрын
poor joey hiveswap has been through a lot, look how far she's went
@arcanephysics73845 жыл бұрын
I’ve never even read Homestuck, nor do I know what what Hiveswap is, but this is great
@Bulba4134 жыл бұрын
hiveswapquest act 2 with post-hiveswapquest developments when
@seasong7074 жыл бұрын
This leads me to the conclusion that any and all video games not developed by major developers that are *actually released* are all... mOtHer FuCkInG mIrAcLeS
@somenerdidk5 жыл бұрын
i thought this was funny but it also made me sad.. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
@XenoKnightAlpha5 жыл бұрын
you nailed the hiveswap art style
@bloocrayonbox53465 жыл бұрын
Besides all the drama, they really should have just make it one big game then going out of their to make episodes and basically torture people by making multiple hiatuses
@waltrz5 жыл бұрын
It’s what Hussie does best, I know he’s not good for me but it hurts so good.
@4can5 жыл бұрын
but hey, we just got ourselves an epilogue/prologue babey ! (happy 4/13!)
@5uperM5 жыл бұрын
The shades hide the tears.
@SoupyLenny4 жыл бұрын
will you make an extended version of this when hiveswap releases?
@shadokwastaken4 жыл бұрын
probably not
@lbsc12014 жыл бұрын
"when"
@kalenipclaw56834 жыл бұрын
When you research... *that* image and then your facial expression p much matches Joey's
@OtherMomo5 жыл бұрын
So wait, is act 2 really never happening?
@diggory4ii3855 жыл бұрын
We have 24 hours to find out
@HeroicMoron5 жыл бұрын
Wait, is there news on it?
@JustinCage565 жыл бұрын
Doubt it I hope I'm wrong though
@emilianoperezr96765 жыл бұрын
So... Any news? :0
@HeroicMoron5 жыл бұрын
Haven't heard anything.
@ThatOneFriendlyDude5 жыл бұрын
Christ, I’m getting a lot of (slightly, because I have trashtastic memory) unexpected recommendations now. I should probably READ. And WATCH. MAYBE BOTH. And now we wait. For more. Eventually...
@MaxEverywhereSystem4 жыл бұрын
*i miss hiveswap, tails. i miss it a lot.*
@meattoboggan65875 жыл бұрын
Hiveswap Act: 2 has been announced and is on steam.
@lmnlad4 жыл бұрын
do i have news for you
@gumflap99894 жыл бұрын
Not any more. ... At least until the next hiatus.
@Megapixel80635 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why KZbin reccomended this to me. Then I clicked and immediately recognized Brodyquest.
@MagikalKrabical4 жыл бұрын
I'd say the 2d point and click version is better, as you can't see any low poly
@crpalstuck29665 жыл бұрын
What the hell has Joey been doing for two years on Alternia anyways?
@CircusSabre4 жыл бұрын
HUSSIE ITS BEEN 2 YEARS WHERE IS ACT 2
@atomykebonpyre4 жыл бұрын
it is finally time to awaken... november 25 2020
@Goastyy4 жыл бұрын
Undertale: im gonna take a no in this one
@smitty.w4835 жыл бұрын
3:23 we all ded
@9darkspells5 жыл бұрын
looks like this needs an update for number 2
@sqwooshh5 жыл бұрын
4 minutes of pure un-ending sadness
@atomykebonpyre5 жыл бұрын
This made me question my existence.
@XoraOff3 жыл бұрын
Idk the story of homestuck and hiveswap but still watching this