HUSSIEQUEST

Andrew Hussie embarks on a soul-altering quest to kill everyone, get that tiger, and ultimately die.
As stated in the credits, all Homestuck-related art and concepts are copyright of Andrew. Most of the unrelated photographs were used with permission from MorgueFile.com.
The audio, sans my Homestuck vocals, is copyright of Neil Cicierega, and the original BRODYQUEST video this is parodying can be found here: • BRODYQUEST
The lyrics for the ENTHUSIASTIC HUSSIE RAP are as follows:
Yo, the name's Hussie, people call me the Huss
My first name is Andrew, but that's rarely discussed
Imma rap for you, and if you're not impressed,
It's ok because I'm whiter than Doc. Scratch text.
It's a good week if I can squeeze in a shower
'Cause you people cry if I don't update every few hours
And if by some miracle I get spare time,
I'll be macking on Vriska 'cause that girl so fine.
Got OTPs? I'll sink all your ships
With a smile all the while on my massive lips.
I've got some sort of weird infatuation with horses
Got chakras as blitzed as my linguistic forces
Got all of the irons in the fire. ALL OF THEM.
And all of the breadsticks at Olive Garden
I lurk outside of caves with a Toblerone,
And I don't wanna hear your questions so just leave me alone!
(The deep voice at the end says:)
He kills off everyone
Then eats a Toblerone
Goes down to The Olive Garden
To make out with Rufio
For all wondering, you can download the .mp3 here:
www.mediafire.com/?rzhl1f8l8wa...
Because Neil has made the Brodyquest tracks available for remixing, I feel comfortable providing this version for download. His post making the tracks public can be found here: neilcicierega.tumblr.com/post/...
PROGRAMS USED:
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Audio: GarageBand
Video: Adobe After Effects CS6

[@pinata616]

I will be in my 50s and one day I'll suddenly remember this video and cry

[@fluffybunnies1638]

Even if this comment is 4 years old and not 50, welcome to forced memory.

[@ArcMedicalResearch]

I hope we're in the same nursing home when that happens

[@blue2410]

What a mood honestly

[@CosplayMay]

@@ArcMedicalResearch Imagine being in a nursing home with people who loved homestuck and pulling tricks on people relating to it; living the dream

[@pubbychan3657]

please help

[@tearay1073]

This is the guy you sold your soul to. Remember that.

[@TheSpyroplayer]

#NoRegrets

[@hotsauce4792]

Cupaholic Milo Worth. Every. Panel.

[@EnderwolF-rc4ih]

I never had a soul anyway

[@womanofcubesdestroyerof4th623]

HAHA! DUMB FUCK! MY SOUL DIED YEARS AGO!

[@luckycreep8617]

Roscor Jekkes He found it. revived it. killed it again. found it's last alive parts. and continued making homestuck. now that suicide feelings that you had without wanting it make sense, don't it?

[@TheSavvyWolf]

This is an educational video about Andrew Hussie I think

[@tubby6131]

Yes yes, it answers deep questions, deep questions indeed . [sips tea, eats tea cup]

[@TheSavvyWolf]

Lil'T the Seal with a Fedora **knocks on andrew hussie"s door with unlimited breadsticks

[@snoun7933]

+TheSavvyWolf *from olive garden*

[@molnarbeton6596]

we are almost by 413 likes

[@cacomeatball9153]

Lord Hussie's daily routine.

[@fomalhaut_the_great]

Hussie, Dirk, Equius, Horuss. the four horsemen -of the husspocalypse-

[@pinkprint7656]

+Foamy K Good Metallica's song.

[@sammyhewens5893]

+Foamy K There's also Arquiussprite.

[@cheesewizard8943]

Foamy K death, rapping, horses, and more horses.

[@killme2767]

The four hussmen of the husspocalypse

[@parvanehchristensen3587]

This was well before its time

[@alexandrameza5363]

So your telling me Andrew Hussie lives in an Olive Garden...... seems legit

[@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325]

He is the founder of Olive Garden

[@Lampshade_productions]

H E I S A N O L I V E G A R D E N

[@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325]

@@Lampshade_productions H E I S THE O L I V E G A R D E N

[@crystalmethequins5124]

I have to return to this video every few months it's practically ritualistic at this point.

[@DarylStreete]

Same

[@kikidiota]

ME TOO HELP

[@medzik_]

same

[@rep1600]

i wrote all the lyrics all of them then accidentally clicked an annotation rip

[@blorger]

Kanaya, Why are you always in the comment sections?

[@rep1600]

Because I stalk the fandom.

[@mocha413]

I've seen you on every video that has homestuck in it

[@Duhop0s]

Kanaya Maryam woooooooo

[@rep1600]

ga dfhfa dfhdfhadfha

[@KurlozMakara47]

Ha, who are we kidding? HE NEVER SLEEPS!!

[@jollyswings7317]

HUSSIE NEVER SLEEPS CAUSE SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

[@dirksantiago3167]

+Jolly “Capricorn” Swings AND HE WILL NEVER REST, UNTIL EVERYONE'S FUCKING DEAD

[@jeffreyrubin1966]

+Super Chewy Penguin AND THEN MAKE MORE HOMESTUCK CHARACTERS AND KILL THEM

[@JohnEgbert]

I was in the bathroom at my school and "My name is hussie but you can call me the Huss. My first name is Andrew but that's rarely discussed" came into my head so I whipped out my phone and here I am....

[@iguessmynamesriya7658]

That's not the lyric

[@moijejoue]

MAAAAN ITS 5 YEARS LATER AND I’M DOING ABSOLUTELY THE SAME THING AS YOU LIKE H O W

[@Thespeakerofthee]

​@@moijejouehey

[@moijejoue]

@@Thespeakerofthee hey?????

[@Thespeakerofthee]

@@moijejoue just reminding you

[@DarkMarxSoul]

exclusive leak of the end of homestuck

[@DarkMarxSoul]

Y'know it's been a while and with the release of the Epilogues this is kind of true in a metaphorical sense.

[@flashmusicarchive9584]

Remember that time two people paid money to have their trollsonas in the series only to be killed in the next page?

[@loganmakesvideos8652]

There was a tier higher that promised they'd live for at least more than two panels They did not buy that tier

[@psyloppi]

This has made a big impact on my life, excuse me while I rethink my life.

[@daedalus8237]

Have fun on your vision Quest

[@mistermonstr699]

better think quick before hussie kills you.

[@ThisCatIsBored]

lady nightshade better think quicker before the next update and hussie AND the fandom kills you

[@floofdoodle4349]

Meet you in your spiritual quest before we are killed by Andrew Hussie and the homestuck fandom

[@JohnEgbert]

I JUST REALISED... I HAVE 3 BARS OF TOBLERONE IN MY BACKPACK

[@MrBaris115]

are you outside of a cave?

[@JohnEgbert]

no. I cri.

[@yellyokocactifax2106]

JO|-|/\/ C/-\ /\/ ¡ H/-\ \/E O/\/E PLZ

[@satire7911]

+John Egbert okay

[@TheBonkleFox]

We require more breadsticks and a Vriska body pillow if we are to summon the Hussinator.

[@rosierose3403]

Seriously though. Does Andrew sleep. He drew 400 pages in a month. Is he all right? Is he taking good care of himself? Is he eating enough? Getting enough rest? Staying hydrated? Not pushing himself _too_ hard? I am concerned for him. Like this if you are part of the Andrew Hussie Concern Squad.

[@ionavram4002]

i'm concerned he'll make act 8 just so he can kill all characters in 1 panel

[@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275]

ion avram 1812 Overture plays in the background as everyone dies

[@asaltedpudding4041]

After studiing lots of differant pages i think he had a bunch premade, and used sprite edits, up untill the gigapause

[@clickhere2d1e]

Hussie isn't human. He's part of some sort of undiscovered brood of internet cryptid with abilities beyond our human comprehension. He's fine.

[@iloveumorethananything]

he saved up the time he would use to rest to put off writing the epilogue

[@Mothwing24]

"We hope we survive the next update." I hope I do too. Well, I hope I make it TO the next update.

[@silversoul3037]

Everyone was there. Except Eridan

[@LunaPaw3]

I hope Hussie has seen or will see this

[@mistermonstr699]

perhaps he has already seen this in the future? makes about as much sense as anything else in the series... that in a strange way still makes sense...

[@slapstickxerox2480]

Puhlease.. hussie sees all, hussie hears all, hussie knows all

[@mistermonstr699]

and he is already here...

[@mlpslideshows307]

lady nightshade So you can't outrun him

[@CookieFonster]

The rap is the best part

[@CookieFonster]

And the cat in the rap looks exactly like my cat

[@Ben_Guy]

My favorite line from that might just be "I'mma rap for you (Oh) and if your not impressed (Unh) that's okay because I'm whiter than Doc Scratch text."

[@Daedalus257]

That ending is nightmare inducing.

[@sarahbrennan3716]

its beautiful

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

It is art

[@Horsehater500]

I'm pretty sure Nepeta wasn't mentioned. This means that she is immortal and is still alive, despite being Davepeta. She is a god.

[@kraglynn]

Nepeta is both potential dead and potentially alive since we never saw her die. This phenomenon is called Schrödinger’s Nepeta

[@tw0tr1ckp0nyficated]

@@kraglynn there is no way hussie didnt think of that when animating her die oh my gog

[@dweeblord736]

I think this is possibly the most beautiful thing I have ever watched.

[@CookieFonster]

greatest fucking shit ever.

[@mlpslideshows307]

Just Yes it it

[@linkopeningachestbackwards4741]

Yes

[@Jsturski]

Is it alarming I don't find this the slightest bit weird?

[@baileyr583]

We're part of the Homestuck fandom.. No one expects you to be weirded by this alone.. :33

[@Jsturski]

AW YEAH!

[@xLittleChaosx423]

Yea! And also my bros yea they make this stuff all the time

[@baileyr583]

Yup. Shit doesn't even have to be good or make sense. This fandom is already so fuck-deep in irony that it won't phase them. Not to say this wasn't an absolutely charming adventure.

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

Me neither tho

[@clansullivan6059]

Ha, who are we kidding? HE NEVER SLEEPS

[@saltyman7888]

Suspending is a waste of energy and burns out RAM. Hibernate is a much better mode.

[@ketamine69]

So I just sit in Olive Garden for the rest of my life waiting, but he never comes. What is he doing?

[@HomestuckGeeks]

rip homestuck anyone else going back to these videos since homestuck has finally ended

[@yipperyapper3389]

XP I just started reading it

[@HomestuckGeeks]

yikes, good luck man

[@theblackoutexplorer2658]

Yes

[@cynanevna]

+Jasmine Lynn the bittersweet nostalgia of the Homestuck Classics (tm)

[@michaeltulus4582]

But there's still an epilogue, a tie-in game, another webcomic site (for guest artist), and other planned spin-off right?

[@ThreeSINGS]

what have i been smoking

[@hausguests]

All the things

[@hausguests]

0H WH47 7H3 FUCK?

[@hausguests]

N07 7H3 84D PUN5!

[@ThreeSINGS]

***** omigog nicolas cage replied to my comment how realistic :D

[@hausguests]

Three-chan D3F1N173LY N07 F4K3 0R 4NY7H1NG...

[@malias7711]

I hate the fact that this is stuck in my head

[@ryancheng1312]

Not gonna lie... This is pretty catchy

[@malias7711]

I know and it sucks

[@ryancheng1312]

:3

[@malias7711]

It's so dumb

[@zyrusm6708]

Mind stuck

[@skrunklyd]

happy 4/13 guys

[@icouldbejokingbut]

Hussie genuinely terrifies me because he dresses like he lives in a major city while also looking like he lives in a cave under Kentucky

[@jakeenglishyaoi]

when i was eight i went to the louisville mega cavern and he was there.

[@temporalCaster]

Every time someone uses brodyquest in a KZbin video I can't help but think back to this classic

[@larissathepeach5780]

What is this... the uh... TENTH TIME I'VE WATCHED THIS???

[@thelegendarysandwich4049]

I LOVE THIS THING

[@larissathepeach5780]

YES

[@tkot413]

My Windows 98th time

[@corn_inc.]

Andrew Hussie is my religion.

[@stardoopy]

hussi-ism

[@stardoopy]

***** accurate

[@ryanrenn4815]

Actually, I practice Wasteism, in which Andrew is God and our lord and savior is Toby Fox.

[@dereksavage3416]

Corn And if you don't go to hussie church every Sunday and always eat bread sticks he kills you like a huss

[@iveedoodle]

I wonder if he ever saw this?

[@ARandomEliatrope]

HE SEE'S EVERYTHING

[@GrantGryczan]

0:46 That was a genius detail.

[@TheSfrfilms]

That Pun Guy I HAVE THE CAR

[@aderangedchair-wieldingman9168]

It's currently 3 A.M. and I don't think I need sleep anymore

[@Jeggbert]

what am I doing with my life...... wait... what life?

[@NErDy-pr1jf]

I looked up “Andrew hussie blitzed chakras” on KZbin and when I clicked the first result (this video) the app crashed.

[@BlueApple1231]

I know this video is YEARS old and hs even older; but I'll always cherish the years of my life that I've spent reading homestuck and being a part of that fandom............ it was one hell of a ride to be a part of in 2012. Thanks, Hussie.

[@projectvalkyrie4536]

Ive watched this an unhealthy amount of times

[@froqpond]

same

[@KurlozMakara47]

Laura Plas Same here.

[@sqirits3060]

yup

[@jasonnguyen6820]

Same here

[@deadaccount1836]

hussie outside of caves w toblerones has new meaning as of august 2019. stan june egbert

[@willyhoo2946]

IM LAUGHING EVBERYONE IS GOING TO KNOW I WATCHED THIS NOW

[@bidanemartinez-huerta9472]

im not into hs anymore but everytime i listen to brodyquest i cant unhear these lyrics.

[@yaboialexiguess]

agony, pain even😭

[@littlethiefluka]

_"We hope we survive the next update..."_

[@CircusSabre]

they didnt

[@columba3942]

I need a special kind of Jesus after watching this.

[@oOSnuWolfOo]

I was going to make a snarky comment saying "because regular jesus isn't good enough" but after watching the video no kind of jesus can save you

[@columba3942]

XD So true that it hurts...!

[@Nelski11401]

oOSnuWolfOo Not even The Sufferer

[@columba3942]

*sigh* God dammit... You had to bring a single actual religion into this?

[@oOSnuWolfOo]

thunderboundstudios No we're talking about the Homestuck fandom not the Jesus fandom

[@jackthestripper.]

A lot of time has passed, now, so I feel like we might've forgot how demanding Homestuck actually was for Hussie when the updates were still new and being put out. It's a joke, but literally, I have no idea how it was physically possible to juggle the constant updates and get more than an hour of sleep

[@slipperytummy5532]

i think I watched this when I was very young because some of these images have definitely been in my mind and now they're on screen

[@DefinitelyNautBenjamin]

The fact that this isnt 4 minutes and 13 seconds upsets me

[@honkofvoid7419]

reading this comment section is like stumbling on an old account you havent used in years

[@willowcrook7248]

they need to show this in schools and then end it with "don't do fandoms, kids. This is the kind of terrible impact it has on people!" then show a few pictures of cosplayers

[@moominlovr]

"you will never survive the next updaaate" *has time to catch up on SU now* "what we really are~" . . ...I'm so fucked

[@RollyPollyPal]

They were saying "We hope we survive the next updaaaaaaaate"

[@probablyaxenomorph5375]

It's been almost 10 years and the fact that this still hasn't gotten to 1mil views is crazy to me

[@Webby_Boi]

I can't believe Homestuck altered the course of my life in such a big way. Would my life be better if I never read it? Probably. Will I ever leave the fandom? Never.

[@prof-random1032]

this is basically my life

[@FiSH-iSH]

i can still hear the “adrian brody” chants at the end

[@naomipatch9958]

Does Hussie live at Olive Garden?

[@cassinidivisi0n]

Yes

[@gametron1]

He doesn't LIVE at Olive Garden he IS Olive Garden

[@cassinidivisi0n]

Señor Guacamole olive garden = hussie

[@mistermonstr699]

Star Land olive garden < hussie

[@dweeblord736]

Duh ya

[@craxxiswabisuke9338]

When you realise Toby might have created Undertale to show Huss that you don't have to kill your characters to make a good story.

[@xXRetroplasmXx]

When you realize if/when Hussie played Undertale, he most likely took the Genocide route anyway.

[@zyrusm6708]

Emerald Queen or he made his own route and made all the characters horses and made undyne vriska so he could kiss her and turn her into a horse and build a olive garden in snowdin just so he could steal the bread sticks and he killed every single horse so he could become the ultimate meme horse god times two. And he turned every random encounter into updates for homestuck so......i guess the game will go faster without all those encounters

[@virdamofromko-metru1161]

Craxxis Wabisuke I think not... Toby also wants to kill his characters. Other way there'd be no genocide run in "a friendly rpg, where nobody has to die". Also, have you tried killing your own characters? It's a wonderful feeling. Just the satisfaction of killing them. It just feels so right. It does. It's true. I tried. You should try too.

[@femo3336]

Omg make sense

[@hopelessamaturerougeofhope4399]

It sounds fun killing your characters i am virgo btw

[@Kristen696]

My daily dose of serotonin

[@greyfurns]

this video was the worst thing to ever happen to me

[@ghoslt]

This is normal for me.

[@crockercosplaycorp900]

Thats what I said xD

[@Velvbunny]

Dino Senpai she* thats what SHE said. :3

[@notsohuman40]

This is how i celebrate 413 in the year of our Lord 2021. Now I will promptly not think of homestuck for another 364 days

[@minaf8110]

This was one of my first homestuck videos I've ever saw and I was like: "wtf" Then I watched it again and I'm still like: "wtf"

[@pibal]

recommended to me yet again. evil

[@frejo1931]

how we forget our history

[@blubebby]

sigh. im back here again. goddamn it.

[@problypocket]

I haven't thought of this in 5 years.. and suddenly I had to look it up cause it was randomly stuck in my head

[@kayaomg7700]

but why does he live at olive garden

[@puqualmoblasphemy833]

kayaomg 'Cause he's Hussie.

[@puqualmoblasphemy833]

kayaomg 'Cause he's Hussie.

[@CatCamryn]

Because there's unlimited breadsticks.

[@alohavixen_3555]

Ssshhh, don't question it.

[@sarahbrennan3716]

+CatCamryn yes.

[@demonkiller8000]

Here for my yearly pilgrimage

[@Chloe-nn2hm]

welcome to youtube

[@ChristineandIrene]

ur l8 srry

[@Chloe-nn2hm]

shhh

[@itxyoshi]

homestuck wil never die

[@nerdysoup2040]

Random person: why are you so quiet? What are you thinking about? Me: nothing My mind:

[@XYZ-chalky]

Why does this exist I love it

[@Marioinformer4]

All is pure. Hussie is supreme overlord. All bend knee to his greatness.

[@Bubbly_Dragon]

The perfect combination! Niel's musical insanity paired with Andrew "Waste of Space" Hussie would be perfect! Truly this video marks a wonderful occasion, prophecizing the Vast Collab when these two forgotten titans meet and create the perfect piece of media

[@alexorsomethin]

I remember listening to this shit in 2012, I still remember all the words, and I have never read homestuck LMFAOOOO

[@anon-dj9ox]

Me too XD

[@kylerromo]

who watched all of this with a straight face?

[@toffeeandcreme7047]

me. I have no soul

[@kylerromo]

Chefess obviously, you have a picture of karkat (btw best troll of homestuck)

[@jessicatilford3177]

I did. Although, Inside I was dead. Comment if you've sold your soul to Hussie.

[@kylerromo]

Jessica T im totally dead

[@jessicatilford3177]

Kyler Romo Me too.

[@TereziCherryStrudelPyrope]

Gog dammit. *le just realised gamzee has never died yet*

[@BluesMoth64]

How bout' now? ;)

[@Pikmin88]

Sugar Song And he never said "Kill Nepeta" either.

[@ConSolo29]

"le" oh man the internet was so bad back then

[@Litl_E]

Have you seen [S] GAME OVER?

[@tkot413]

[S] Game over

[@aaaaa-mw4bi]

Praise the Huss on this merry 4/13

[@bangchanIover]

this lives in my mind. 😭

[@bangchanIover]

ugh

[@touta.matsuda]

3:02 When the acid kicks

[@glowpika123]

all these i love it comments i love it.

[@Zarryon12]

glowpika123 *hides the lolis*

[@rhysp.2920]

Everyone keep in mind this is the man we sold our souls to. *and it was worth it*

[@DragonaxFilms]

12,000th like lel. I love the fact that this could be released as a canon [S] and no one would bat an eye.

[@doubletiereddoppleganger1163]

why am i here

[@thefangirlingpuellamagi3345]

I liked the part with Andrew Hussie in it.

[@v4nzz950]

im in my 20s and i catched this lemon demon song in a playlist i was listening. i stopped and thought "oh, i have definetely heard this before. in somewhere cringe". and that's how i landed here back here

[@psoltiivan]

It appears in my recommendations every once a year.

[@ariannalendino898]

it all loops back around to neil cicirega, doesn’t it?

[@werewolfmlm]

i came back here from combination quest bcs the background melody sounded so familiar to me and watching this jsut sent me back to my old homestuck days...... i have ptsd from this song

[@yuvalsela4482]

I feel like I just opened a time capsule.

[@PrincemxxZOUXEX]

and now he's a literal clown *shivers*

[@CL-nf9jt]

**stares in confusion**

[@leftshark1613]

Confusion of the mind is quelled with acceptance ==> Accept the Hussie ==> BE THE HUSSIE ==> NOW GO AND MAKE YOUR CRACK PAIR CANON

[@fen0]

HAPPY 4.13!!!!!!!

[@gidioter]

its my first time :D

[@fen0]

well then i hope it wasnt too crazy! :3

[@dylanfulcher5134]

Dave why do you have a bra on? XD

[@fen0]

it suits my 'fire engine red' lipstick and it really brings out my eyes dont you think

[@fen0]

Taylor Fulcher

[@ven-1972]

Thanks KZbin for recommending me this beautiful relic of history once more 🙏

[@cffybnny]

ah the good ol days :)

[@ajquetz]

"We hope we survive the next updaaate!" HAH. HAHAH. ABOUT THAT.

[@lexicraig6247]

Ok, so i was just watching this for the second time, and a commercial for olive garden played before the video. Hussie IS Olive Garden

[@angrynpc5477]

If you're a Undertale fan,here u go: hussie *tale*

[@jaymellathomas7958]

please stop.

[@angrynpc5477]

NEVER. never ever.

[@hotsauce4792]

shyvha beauregard I will slap you

[@ryad-sama1367]

3:52 spamton is anywhere

[@jakestrider3565]

God the synapses fired in my brain that made me remember this today while I was at work and it felt like getting hit with a steel chair.

[@rez2293]

i miss the simpler times of 2012 the epilogue is out it’s 2019 and i’m depressed

[@xenodogz]

Rewatching all these cringey old gems for 4/13, and Homestuck's end. This is so bittersweet. :'(

[@Brambl3Star]

Hussie and Chara Bros for lyfe.

[@at6774]

+Brambl3 Star o_o dude no.