High-Speed Robot Hand

[@Airblader]

Robot: *dribbles ball violently* Guy: "We call it dynamic holding"

[@bradleyweiss1089]

Airblader That actually hurt. Tossing em that fast.

[@Airblader]

@obsidianorchids If you can't spot the joke, I believe you just contributed to the negative trend. Intelligent people can still appreciate jokes. If you can't, I feel sorry for you.

[@renni9813]

@@Airblader holy shit you guys are fucking slow. The first guy assumed their definition for dribbiling dynamic movement however dynamic movement refers to the movement type. It wasnt that he didnt understand the joke but that you guys dont understand what theyre talking about. Get a life

[@dakedres]

He was talking about the feedback loop between the state of the held object and how the robot handles it

[@Airblader]

@@renni9813 Holy shit you seriously gonna get upset over this so much? Get laid.

[@mixedbag99]

0:21 - It can flip you off so fast you won’t even see it

[@evanherriges4042]

this just made my day

[@bradleyweiss1089]

Like in Blazing Saddles when Gene Wilder says “Want to see me draw my gun? Want to see it again?” And hasn’t moved. Or did he?

[@bonkerwonker5086]

lol it can flip off multiple laid off humans as they punch the time card for the last time...at the blink of an eye.

[@thethievesdomain8360]

Looked like some strange salute to me

[@grantsigmon]

This comment XD

[@AAvfx]

*When an 11 years old video with an amazing updated technology comes up!* 🤯

[@chetopuffs]

I love how the mobile is a brick 🧱

[@nishanthsinceborn]

Yesas😮😮😮😮

[@samuelec]

Yep

[@NA-ll7uy]

I'm pretty sure I just lost my wife to this thing.... No way I can flick the bean at 1/10th of a sec.

[@rudypieplenbosch6752]

Yes, now we want an update of this

[@Justin-Outdoors]

The ability to flip somebody off in 1 millisecond. Sold

[@Daniel-wu6pl]

3 times

[@FictionHubZA]

​@@Daniel-wu6pl 100 times

[@Lexelai]

So I’m gonna start saying “dynamically regrasp” instead of “catch” from now on

[@brendanwood1540]

I'm gonna high speed arm swing the polyester spheroid!

[@moofymoo]

Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! ...dynamically regrasp this ball! sorry, you are Steve.. Steve! Steve! Steve! dynami...

[@chandlerdiamond2526]

yo i dynamically regrasped the hell out of my phone before dropping it in the toilet the other day

[@twojointsjay7330]

"Wow, things are getting scary." *Checks year of release* "Holy shit."

[@Trathaal]

When it picked up the rice grain with the tweezers, it looks like a little chef using both arms to do so.

[@princey_06]

Yeah, it looks like one of those thumb people from spy kids

[@Trathaal]

Prinsipe Motions YES TOTALLY

[@veorangejuice733]

It looks really cute now that you said that

[@gnomechild3695]

youve watched too much anime

[@michaelcarnevale5620]

how to turn scary robots into cute robots

[@michelevitarelli]

This was ten years ago. Imagine the technology today.

[@everythingfeline7367]

It's the same, just better refined and adapted for efficent uses.

[@PoofyKittyPants]

This is already being used in power armor

[@dsdsspp7130]

@zztop3000 what is your phone?

[@RichieD_21]

Is it always just a cheese pizza?

[@Reth_Hard]

Sarah Connor killed them all and burned all this stuff. We're safe, for now...

[@headbanger1428]

Yes, it’s 11-years old. Regardless, I want to say this is absolutely incredible, and YT should be embarrassed to recommend it to me only now, even though I’ve watched numerous robot videos over the years. I hope to read up more about what became of this. Wonderful work!

[@AbdulQadeerk]

kzbin.infovideos

[@mattscott5671]

Exactly what I was thinking! Should have been a recommendation long ago for me too.

[@Paultimate7]

Youre not fooling anyone, cyborg.

[@nicolasmolina5173]

0:33 my dog when I’m eating something

[@mb106429]

I've seen cats do that shit

[@neilansiva6007]

🤣🤣🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣🤣😆

[@ls200076]

@@mb106429 dislike

[@arianecarter]

@@ls200076 dude you fucking killed him

[@xavandres]

Aidan Carter lmao

[@agustrusher]

2:24 - That was honestly the most awesome thing I have ever seen!

[@prateekpanwar646]

When you ask for rice in expensive hotel

[@SUPERHEAVYBOOSTER]

agustrusher I can get someone to do that for minimum wage. That robot costs thousands!

[@alessandrotorboli3782]

Yeah, I love it too and I also think it is really cute.

[@Pube83]

You must be Asian

[@absolutemadlad8603]

Pube83 funny

[@auguststudios]

Imagine these robots performing a surgery so fast, the patient doesn’t even lose a single drop of blood and the surgery is finished.

[@justkev1044]

The true power of the world

[@ronwesilen4536]

I know this is a joke, but as a real doctor and having attended many surgeries, there are some processes that time is necessary and a lengthy check is more important to avoid bleeding after surgery than being fast during the surgery. (Not to mention that this would be pretty dangerous as human tissue can be very weak sometimes). It would be very fun to watch though, and probably this can help to develop better robotics for surgery (robotic surgery is pretty common nowadays in some situations)

[@Vysair]

@@ronwesilen4536 thanks for the important insight. Love the random facts you can come across on the internet

[@1KosovoJeSrbija1]

sounds like something from anime lol

[@ludunasupana5964]

or a robot to kill you in a milisecond from 3 killometers away if you dont comply to the rules , yes robots will definetely be abused by the government

[@Gregorio416]

Terminator T-47 learning how to throw a grenade (colorized) 1:40

[@funnybomb2571]

Lmfao

[@markstegeman4337]

Where all going to die

[@JJSmalls]

@@markstegeman4337 *We're

[@lukecalumlyonwrath7723]

Sounds about right.

[@nuclearshorts1243]

y e e t

[@KaboosOnX1]

And we still can’t use KZbin with the phone locked...

[@ole633]

KaboosOnX1 still? It was possible couple years ago. But KZbin disabled it. Now you have to buy KZbin premium

[@enniebudy]

@@ole633 My camera functions were completely removed from the lock screen, a few updates ago. Music while on the phone also removed. Recording phone, via bluetooth also removed.

[@Armadurapersonal]

KZbin Vanced

[@thewingedpotato6463]

What, you were expecting the update to ADD features? LMAO

[@whitedawn2122]

TheWingedPotato Yes... Just behind a monthly subscription service...

[@rugbyfan0025]

I don't know why, but that tweezer clip at 2:30 was very cute lmao

[@CoMinderYT]

Died laughing lol

[@shafirawoard6244]

Hhh yeah it look like a tiny guy

[@leihe2710]

The most impressive activity is grasping the cellphone, just amazing !

[@aldozulfikar54]

This like 10 years old, what do they have now? 2019: *$6000 Dollars Cheese grater*

[@raahimhadi4905]

Lol

[@filmaxx3]

$999 Pro stand

[@yeahbuddy6428]

Cool man, you stole a comment. Good job.

[@raahimhadi4905]

@@yeahbuddy6428 me? Or zulfikar

[@Bulletcss]

Aldo Zulfikar lamo

[@paannu]

0:19 damn these some clean gang signs 😂

[@smuglife64gaming21]

Lol

[@domonator5000]

Fucking hilarious 👌 🤣

[@borkingdoggouwuuwuw]

Gang gang homie

[@smuglife64gaming21]

@@davidfrost8337 yes

[@BobO-gr8jg]

And in the next example we will demonstrate its ability reload clean and fire a minigun while walking down your neighborhood street. FOR SCIENCE

[@carlosjuarez1679]

Lmao yes

[@Zc4sh]

FOR SCIENCE

[@mrpicky1868]

in early 2000s some contractor actually had demonstration of autonomic mini tank with independent target choice and it almost went horrible wrong. foor fast environment interaction ...military is the most obvious use for fast agile hands

[@LiterallyMark1]

1:04 Wow it can do all that whilst still flipping people off.

[@EchoNovemberDelter]

F*** You and ooo look at this thing I can do

[@theChain120]

Not only can the terminator kill you. He breaks every single bone in your body in 5 seconds. Twice.

[@alejandrocastro211]

Seems like they are building a robot with school self distracting abilities. Interesting.

[@tubebility]

I remember this from way back. And it's still as awesome as I remember it.

[@kylelangley8818]

"Tony Stark BUILT THIS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS."

[@yeahrightbear8883]

You do know that Tony Stark is a fictional character and that none of that actually happened right?

[@ibm30rpg]

whooooooosh

[@frankcastle4715]

@@yeahrightbear8883 Idiot. You don't understand quotation. Go back to 4chan

[@michaelayeni177]

This is the most high tech thing I have seen in the same time period. This technology is WAY ahead of its time.

[@commodore7331]

the robot arm in the middle of a sterile controlled environment throwing the ball with all it's strength fucking kills me also it looks really adorable holding the tweezers

[@AlessandroCussino]

This in 2009 ... 2019 : We should have Terminators now.

[@NickRoman]

I might live just long enough to see the robotic overthrow. Of course, if that's the case, that that will be the case for a lot of people, if you know what I mean.

[@guest971]

@@NickRoman all hail our robotic overlords

[@NickRoman]

@@guest971 , except, it's not the robots who will be the overlords, but some a-hole who is controlling them. I mean, drones that bomb people are already a thing.

[@COOLGODBOSS]

@@NickRoman look up GPT-2 and OpenAI

[@frontrowattheshitshow8849]

How do you know we don't?

[@CesarMartinez-wi7wc]

My right hand sees this: *Finally, a worthy opponent*

[@gibrankhader6240]

😂

[@whos_your_daddy]

Oh you!

[@CesarMartinez-wi7wc]

@@whos_your_daddy ?

[@ramennoodles8147]

Our battle is going to be legendary

[@Bulletcss]

Cesar Martinez omfg

[@cameronempey8350]

How am I just seeing this now in 2019 mind blowing

[@jonnie2bad]

u have seen parkour atlas right?

[@cameronempey8350]

Jon Posadny I think so

[@Snorlax9]

and most of us here in 2019 still think the tech in vid is actually high

[@voidofspaceandtime4684]

@@jonnie2bad This is honestly probably more advanced than what boston has for hands.

[@carso1500]

@@voidofspaceandtime4684 maybe, but it's not more advanced than atlas or anynof Boston dynamics robots, those can walk, jump and fucking dance which is a lot harder to do than this

[@brothers4ever2]

This little dude picking up that grade of rice made me chuckle so hard

[@fahadahmed480]

am i the only one who have been recommended to watch it in 2019?

[@dgretlein]

Nope ... +1 more 😊 Unfortunately, the comments on the website turn ugly and meaningless now ... I don’t blame them for stopping any progress or follow up videos. I’m guessing Boston Dynamics is the company with nearest practical application of robotics.

[@MerayoTv]

+2

[@uncleswell]

Yes.. and you know that you're the only one, so why would you even ask?

[@GiuseppeCataldi1409]

KZbin recommend it today

[@Egryn]

Imagine getting a prostate exam with these things

[@deadsetsset8781]

0:17

[@chrisf1600]

Or a hand job ! The future's gonna be amazing

[@Dejanga]

Was watching this and realized it was 11 years ago. Holy shit. Can you imagine what those secret government robots can do now

[@Yuli_Ban]

"Government" Megacorporations, government, same thing

[@kookiepatooti]

Is this 10yrs ago or 10yrs in the future 😱😳

[@Ferreal92]

If I had a high speed robot hand, I’d never leave the house.

[@redjsaceda9264]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@mrcaga4865]

Your profile picture says it all

[@true_neutral3378]

@@redjsaceda9264 oh no

[@codeslacker77]

But can your meat survive such high velocity?

[@hariharanb785]

@@codeslacker77 he can get a friction free meat.

[@daveseah123]

00:10 alright man you're on camera in 10s. Gotta breathe, breathe more, BREATHE FASTER

[@carloS-jy1fl]

All these comments have me cracking up. Did you see that fucking dribling?

[@smuglife64gaming21]

Lol

[@smuglife64gaming21]

LMAOOOO

[@smuglife64gaming21]

Dude you made me choke

[@abrahamlincoln8913]

When the robots come for us, we won't even stand a chance.

[@kevinmachine9310]

Terminators 😬😲

[@badusername9903]

no human can even rival their pen flipping skills

[@packratswhatif.3990]

Well at least we know they knit a sweater about one minute. Then be able to rip our hearts out and still have time to show us....before we die. Yikes !

[@Snorlax9]

yea i would got my nose being picked 10 times in just a second when im walking down the street

[@hyperhektor7733]

wrong , the creators can build robots to fight them , also implement killswitched. But i would not bet on the wisdom of the creators, them might forget these important features.

[@deanc.5984]

DARPA: AI will kill everything we want and more.

[@danielwhyatt3278]

Wow, 10 years. This is practically ancient now yet it still looks bloody impressive. Remind me why we don’t have fully robotic hands now again.

[@Yuli_Ban]

It's not the speed that's the issue; it's the dexterity and gracility. Robot hands are still not quite as graceful as human hands when it comes to micro and macromovements.

[@lastofthebest5102]

@@Yuli_Ban ?? Its picking up rice faster and with more precision that most humans. The ability to tie knots faster than than a person can blink isnt dexterity and "gracility"? LOL, ok.

[@Daniel-wu6pl]

@@Yuli_Ban see, if you had watched the video you would know thats not the issue

[@sinekonata]

Well capitalism is terrible at innovation. We'll just have to transcend it or at least challenge it before making any groundbreaking progress again.

[@deckercs2188]

Christmas: You get your girlfriend nice clothes What she actually wants: 0:19

[@Bulletcss]

Dima OG huge oof

[@JoeyBrilliant]

Mega loled

[@mosquito9334]

A turret?

[@temmietemmieson6756]

What?

[@dr.shadox4927]

Haha it mean you need more skill dude

[@Ryknfjor]

Plot twist: _This was 10 years ago_

[@Ryknfjor]

@cyoungrun1 Joke You

[@Ryknfjor]

@cyoungrun1 nice try troll *r/whoosh*

[@Jamie-tx7pn]

@cyoungrun1 Poor little baby

[@moikechan]

11 years old and still scares the crap out of me when I think of this paired with what Boston Dynamics is doing today but won't tell us.

[@greenknightable]

Ikr .I just love how they try to make them look so lovably doppy but they come off as creep. Now just imagine them in lethal mode.

[@mattscott5671]

Exactly

[@maakoishikawa]

"This is nothing. In a few years, that bot will move so fast you’ll need a strobe light to see it. Sweet dreams…" - Elon Musk 2017

[@Max-yb1mx]

This is dumb. Lamps blink at 120hz and strobe lights flash at 12hz. So...what you're saying Elon is that we could just see them like normal?

[@notthebees4961]

@@Max-yb1mx i thought this was stupid too but it could mean that only being illuminated for a really short period would remove motion blur

[@CoffeeD_1]

Max Franks filmed in slow,otion

[@NN-sp9tu]

Notthe Bees um yes you figured it out ernstein

[@notthebees4961]

@@NN-sp9tu what's wrong?

[@jadenthegreat07]

10 years in the future and it’s still cool

[@thedudeamongmengs2051]

This is such incredibly impressive technology. Just imagine how much better it is now

[@someolddude7076]

Engineers have developed the fastest and most accurate hand job system on earth. Testing has been ongoing for over ten years behind closed doors.

[@HuntMeDown237]

I wanna know what this lab is up to over a decade later. This robot is advanced for 11 years ago, imagine it today in 2021

[@MooshMan17]

12 years ago... why dont we see more of this everywhere?

[@infiltron8227]

0:16 How a three-year-old describes what a slap from their older brother was like to their parents

[@SemiMono]

Oh man, I can relate to that right now.

[@fofopads4450]

This mind blowing terminator level tech was created 12 years ago, I wanna see what Ishikawa Komuro is doing in 2021

[@Paultimate7]

Quiet human, we have not evolved for your biological desires.

[@demej00]

The lab is still active doing sensor fusion research but not much seems to have happened with these fingers.

[@digitalpetor]

Just imagine what we'll see 10 years later. . . . . . Wait what???

[@manojguha2046]

Ha ha

[@dreamshorizon3093]

Boston Dynamics

[@Bulletcss]

Digital Petor :D

[@efisgpr]

2009: "Hey look: 1:06" Also 2009: **Steph Curry begins his NBA career**

[@smuglife64gaming21]

Sus sus sus sus

[@EnsignLovell]

I didn't realise just how quickly the computing industry developed until I seen this... To think I was still a kid at the time! This is awesome, this video is so underrated, I can't imagine how many millions this cost to make. Thanks for sharing! :D

[@subBGT]

Yeah, I get this vids from October 2019 recommendation

[@jco_sfm]

We all did

[@SabsWithR]

This was 10 yrs ago, imagine the technology we have now Technology Now: iPhone without a headphone jack

[@Jamie-tx7pn]

You made the only one of these jokes that actually made sense and yet you got no likes

[@SabsWithR]

@@Jamie-tx7pn it was original too 😞 But dont worry i have plenty of comments with over 10k likes

[@briananeuraysem3321]

12 years later and nothing has topped this? LAMMEEE

[@ulforcemegamon3094]

I thought the same XD , i thought tech would be more advance by now

[@Pengulin]

This is amazing, i wonder what they're doing now. I cant express how much this blew my mind

[@AbdulQadeerk]

kzbin.infovideos

[@mathematicalmatt]

Why did I laugh from my core when it picked up the tweezers and moved the rice grain?!?!?!

[@rai.shraavan]

OLD IS GOLD

[@Orgruk]

One day I will replace my meatclaws with fine precision tools like these. If you can't beat them, join them, then beat them!

[@AC-hg5id]

0:20 when you develop a new handshake with your best friend

[@lalremruata_chongmang]

LMAO yes

[@TheJacklwilliams]

Per the comment below, Update? This, was amazing. Ishikawa, of course I'm going to your channel page from here. I can't imagine the progress you've made in these areas in twelve years.

[@alexdruzh3309]

Video about high-speed robot hand: “After all this time?” KZbin: “Always”.

[@thorvaldspear]

And yet... It seems like the robotics space has died down since. I kinda want to go into robotics and change that.

[@zealot4325]

Their movements are so beautiful.. I`m scared of these guys.

[@quelorepario]

* Somewhere at Cyberdyne Systems * After the "Terminator", let me unveil the latest state of the art: "The Procrastinator"

[@crystalyzzed]

Upgrading... Uploading... Atlas: I know Kung Fu... KZbin: Show me.

[@gheshue366]

If someone is interested, the original paper for the robot hand is from 2003, it's called: Akio Namiki, Yoshiro Imai, Masatoshi Ishikawa, and Makoto Kaneko : Development of a High-speed Multifingered Hand System and Its Application to Catching

[@m_ja1n]

If this is what they had 11 years ago i can't even imagine what they have now 🤯

[@zhawmedia]

the future with skynet will be more dark, i see

[@inquisitorwalmarius6650]

this is very scary and at the same time fascinating, but mostly disturbing.

[@jco_sfm]

I love how much originality this comments section shows

[@MidnightBloomDev]

KZbin has gathered us here once again

[@KimchiSpringRoll]

I gotta say the regrasping of the cellphone is impressive.

[@Chris173972]

10 years ago... Hi to everyone in 2019!

[@cy4n_knight_q8]

That's 10 years ago.. and these days all I see is slow robots

[@johnsmith539]

This was 13 years ago. Imagine the technology today.

[@30noir]

I need a robot arm like this... for kung fu.

[@greenknightable]

More like kung fuckd

[@gettipsy911]

Can't help but notice we're treated to a nice middle finger when he's dribbling..

[@HaotoAnimeOnPiano]

*PewDiePie wants to know your location for his creepers*

[@TH-xo4zx]

The SPEED of that thing, now THATS some deus ex shit

[@nicholaslied2718]

Why did I think this was 2019

[@ImJustJAG]

This is still really impressive 11 years later. I remember watching this when years ago when I was younger.

[@AbdulQadeerk]

I also watch this every year :D kzbin.infovideos

[@squirrelsgaming9143]

Just waiting for the day that people can do a tool assisted speed run on life

[@redmiataenjoyer720]

Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Robot Hand: KUNGFUMASTER

[@TheRegret]

idk how this got back into my homepage but i watched this video like 10 years ago. im glad to see it still exists and so many people have seen it. edit: never mind, i watched a lot of the actions as gif's proabaly on some meme site (reddit didnt exist then) and this video actually explains how the robot has a tactile feedback, which i didn't know... how is this not in cybernetic prothesis already? oh wait it was picked up by the military and now probably classified except this video which was probably a college thesis.

[@kjamison5951]

When eventually they tie all of this walking talking grasping throwing AI robot tech together, it’ll want your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle...

[@serogapeterson8648]

MatchstalkMan stupid human they dont need your junk

[@brenttaylordotus]

And we're supposed to believe Spot can only climb stairs and open doors when this was around 10 years ago : D

[@ulforcemegamon3094]

Brent Taylor Art spot can be programmed to do alot of things , this one is programmed to do other things , they are kinda different so compare them is a bit pointless , but the robot hand is cool anyways

[@brenttaylordotus]

Ulforce Megamon I could explain my point but you wouldn’t get it

[@TheMonkeykrunk32]

We're this close to getting the robot fingers typing scene from your favourite anime.

[@TheBossmop]

My girlfriend wants one.

[@itsourlife]

This shows how robotics didn't progress at all in 10 F ing years. Who crushes innovation.

[@chiragmodha]

I was like wow.. then I realised this is 10 years old video

[@johnwalthall4937]

1:05 and it’s flipping us off the whole time

[@HueJazzz]

Hey can I barrow that robotic hand for a second? so that I can... you know ;)

[@rodstartube]

fingering?

[@carlive9532]

Keep that thing away from my wife I already got to compete with vibration, now this thing. 😡

[@thiesenf]

Who needs a Hitachi Magic Wand???

[@ziasong]

Only a second?

[@berthold64]

Jelking?

[@the_mcmartin]

Recommended after 11 years and I'm not in the least disappointed. 😁

[@ehvway]

You did this just 10 years ago? 🤔 I guess DARPA bought this company a few years ago .

[@BARULICK]

I hope one day I'll become a robot!

[@Jianju69]

+BARULICK You'll find that super-speed ass-whoppin' doesn't hold a candle to laughter, ice cream, and good sex.

[@BARULICK]

Jianju69 Яobot sex is better. Just google transformers yaoi.

[@0Agvilar0]

sex? why? you can just equip them with a "come switch", no hard work required. p.s. you can add laugh switch as well as ice cream machine.

[@jakobc.2558]

0:26 I love that camera. Why does it look so cute?

[@ZaroteKTron]

Great Technology! I can't wait for my robot friends to join us soon! We are all going to be on a national welfare system when they take all our jobs. Cool! I guess we are going to have to do what we should have been doing a long time ago..... SEX, DRUGS & ROCK n ROLL!!!!!!!