hmmm today I'm 16 and I wanna become political

[@takeeto9894]

when I was 16 there was a dude in my class that was a hardline communist, then in 2 weeks he was a staunch Catholic Monarchist, then in another week he was a full blown libertarian anarchist, then after a month he was back to communism, idk what he is now

[@halfiem2510]

He should just return to monke

[@prashanthb4565]

Probably dead

[@SpongeChadSquareJaw]

"idk what he is now" is a genius startup for jokes

[@tgirl_fangs]

He's ascended and become a based An-Prim

[@weaningbleaming6686]

Dude is just struggling to find a place to belong 😔 probably fatherless too

[@TheRallycore]

The visual gag of his political opinion being a game of pong is so brilliant.

[@justaspectator9762]

fr

[@SniperOnSunday]

I liked it, though when I first saw him bouncing around, I thought of the DVD logo

[@Healthandwealth9422]

That’s how it is in America everyone changing political opinions on a dime.

[@augustchristianlangager6862]

@@Healthandwealth9422 Everywhere that has political freedom I think is more like it. Not a US guy myself at least... and ehm i thought some dumb stuff when i was a little bit younger so...

[@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897]

@@augustchristianlangager6862 at this point in my life i try to not even associate with politics

[@hellaroh6053]

Speedran the political compass faster than Germany did in the 1920s

[@akw.lol.]

Or Russia after the Russian Revolution

[@ihevaak5438]

@@akw.lol. it was just communism

[@akw.lol.]

@@ihevaak5438 no it was democracy (sort of) then a peoples government, then monarchy then communism

[@ihevaak5438]

@@akw.lol. yeah, now when I think of it, there were many political parties in 1914 - 1917. Sorry.

[@sghflnjdgftrebv4005]

we all know

[@tony9146]

The ping pong across extreme opposite political ends is the perfect encapsulation of political views at 16.

[@pingpong5877]

You sum me up pretty accurately.

[@NotOliverXII]

mine have stayed in the same spot for at least 2 years now

[@iheartlreoy8134]

@@NotOliverXIIoh good lord take a joke we don’t need all the 16 year olds to confirm that they are the special different 15 year olds

[@NotOliverXII]

@@iheartlreoy8134 my bad dude, didn’t realize making small commentary was such an issue for you

[@iheartlreoy8134]

@@NotOliverXII it’s ok I’m sorry

[@NicolaiLol]

The pong element was genius.

[@kaidwyer]

@Spatza god is a metaphor, I think, for morality - you only get out of it (him) what you put in

[@lisvit3887]

@Spatza I don't think it necessarily means that you are delusional. I'm mostly agnostic but I kind of believe in god, it's just kind of sad if we die, we just die, and nothing else. That's why I like thinking that there's a god out there and that it won't just be oblivion after I die.

[@ramanathansabesh8862]

I’ve seen ur vids Nicolai, surprised u don’t have the check tho. Ur a great KZbin keep up the work.

[@freezy2755]

hilarious and true

[@JustMilesAnimation]

In some places I saw a meme, where the political coordinates, but in the background there was a game Doodle Jump. That's genius too

[@whadadoin1962]

The ultimate form. He has collected every kind of political ideology in the spectrum. Now he shall control the entire galaxy.

[@hyperx6900]

The galaxy shall become his political compass to forever follow the cycle.

[@unfetteredparacosmian]

Jreg

[@CatsEyethePsycho]

Then destroy it.

[@notmichiru176]

He will create a single political ideology. One that will unite all of mankind.

[@CatsEyethePsycho]

@@notmichiru176 Kinda sounds like Hitler.

[@aaronmarq8387]

"So, where do you see yourself in the political compass?" "I am the political compass"

[@Blackdeathgaming-yv1kk]

"Not yet."

[@anoriginalname5418]

"So it's treason, then.."

[@vladimirlenin3562]

Based

[@vladimirlenin3562]

Lib right win once again 😎

[@droylajarhirthefelinethief81]

"I'm not in the compass, Skyler, I am the compass."

[@fatimaachouri3433]

You don't lose your innocence when you learn about sex, but when you learn about politics.

[@lapachi_428]

That's some shit Churchill would say

[@mistermath481]

Politics is the "Where babies come?" from this generarion

[@betoneiracromadarebaixada8187]

I lost my will to live when i learned about politics

[@woodlefoof2]

@@reinhardt3090 what about wizards on /pol/ casting esoteric memetica?

[@aaahwubadugh]

The ironic thing is, 50% of politics nowadays is just about sex"🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️"💀

[@polishraj2676]

Listening to people on the internet describe their political ideology is like watching youself try to reach a 2,000 word minimum on an essay.

[@zarabatanaproductions9240]

true

[@mryomamaitisanhonor3799]

@Zachary Williams the fourth in life you have to sometimes overkill just because

[@beksimir6369]

That's the indonesian flag

[@crim22]

@Spatza Joe

[@freezy2755]

@Spatza any askers?

[@shiromi1]

“my ideology? depends on who i’m trolling today”

[@spoopyscaryskelebones3846]

Me, but with literally everything ever.

[@ashutoshsamantaray2572]

A copypasta is a pasta that copies itself.

[@LOLquendoTV]

Based

[@shiromi1]

@Spatza Revived based

[@SimonClarkstone]

*whom Was today for grammar pedants?

[@giantpinkcat]

I saw a wise meme, quote: "The Political Compass is astrology for redditors."

[@pestilence.and.plague]

>:O

[@PartnershipsForYou]

its true lol

[@TankEngine75]

This is why I only use Reddit for stuff like Game tips or fanart,I went into r/politicalcompassmemes once and I have never been the same since

[@Mr.Sassman]

So this is the enlightenment Buddha achieved when he accended to Nirvana.

[@mgspatheticchannel1496]

Once you go there, you can never leave. You see people with yellow shirts and assume their libright. You see it in Legos, in everything. It is the most diverse subreddit by political ideologies. It influences how you live your life. If you were auth right, now you approve of monarchies. Now if you were centrist, you love grilling. It changes your life.

[@EmpyricReporter]

-comes to youtube -makes an epic banger of a video -disappears -refuses to elaborate

[@NotOliverXII]

real

[@prashantmishra9985]

Yeah so true

[@thefailus4550]

that's probably an alt account

[@unendingpinelate940]

how a certain minority of people operates

[@maxwellweiss9849]

This is so unrealistic, he is actually able to get out of the first echo chamber he finds

[@Nayshjin]

Nah its real, this is basically me from 2014 to now lol

[@knes167]

@@Nayshjin Why do you think you were so gullible/ impressionable to go along with the first thing you heard that made since

[@jerrell1169]

@@knes167 Because ideologues are convincing when you don’t have a well developed worldview, have experience in real life and lack the ability to critical think.

[@Dylan-bc2po]

I don't think you understand that this whole thing is an echo chamber. He watches louder with Crowder which gets him into an echo chamber and becoming a white supremacist. Then he watches one pro trans video which leads him into a major leftist echo chamber and spills into him becoming communist and soon anarchist. The entire thing is one big echo chamber. The last scene of the ping pong screen couldn't be more accurate. He is going in one defined direction politically but one recommendation/video changes that.

[@Nayshjin]

@@knes167 I was a teenager, Family was christian conservative, so got into the right leaning shit, and culture war bs , went all the way even the crazy conspiracy theories, then became atheist through edgy atheist owns Christian memes, then slowly moved all the way to the left through watching various channels

[@Astro.mp3407]

what's your political Ideology? I . I

[@HARBINGER8752]

pong

[@sigsauer_firearms]

I . I

[@Astro.mp3407]

@Spatza Revived Care for a game of Pong?

[@imbroke.5988]

.

[@KicksPregnantWomen]

pongism

[@ambiguousovertone191]

"All of that searching and converting, and for what? To become a Centrist? Send him to Detroit."

[@raychangalarza179]

NOOOOO, ANYTHING BUT THAT

[@soulswordobrigadosegostar]

he surpassed the centrist,he has ascended beyond

[@huh3404]

Detroit, become centrist

[@giuliaberra5498]

lmaaaoo where is this from

[@Active0Bserver]

@@huh3404 Oh my lord lmfaooooo

[@AlexanTheMan]

Mixing internet with politics is like mixing finely aged wine with frying oil.

[@np-cos4065]

lmao which one’s which?

[@SéaFid]

​@@np-cos4065Internet is frying oil. It is a testament to why elitism may be valid and to why maybe we should not teach everyone to write.

[@agravemisunderstanding9668]

​@@SéaFid ok bro

[@impain4real]

I'd say that the internet is the wine, because it can be refreshing in small doses and dizzying in large doses. Drink enough of it and you'll want to puke. Frying oil is messy and gross and you don't like it, but it's necessary to make a wonderful meal, like how politics needs to exist in order for a government to exist or it would be choas, every man for himself. Drink enough cooking oil and you'll also want to puke.

[@bruhzzer]

​@@SéaFidauth right spotted

[@lannisterfilth]

Dude, he's just a radical centrist.

[@BriggsA]

That is very true

[@watawota2510]

how

[@lannisterfilth]

@@watawota2510 Different ideas from different quadrants. Not stuck to one ideology, believes that ideologies can merge and be the better solution. Usually not a sheep. Very based.

[@Tkcb2799]

@@lannisterfilth Based comment

[@artemefimov8215]

@@lannisterfilth so it's the best ideology?

[@aworldtowin955]

The political compass and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race

[@avilude]

I concur, brother.

[@lakj5807]

ooga booga

[@digiquo8143]

@@stevanthewise7240 Does it make you feel better to pretend you're smarter than him, all based on his choice of vocabulary?

[@digiquo8143]

@@stevanthewise7240 'Concur' is not a sophisticated word.

[@digiquo8143]

@@stevanthewise7240 It says a lot more about yourself that you think 'concur' is some fake word people only use to sound smart than it does about him using it.

[@yodef6828]

Now he's able to understand Schrödinger's politics.

[@LeftytheGansterGremlin]

I wonder if Shroedinger got a chance to chat with Alucard during his 30-year Hiatus.

[@parkjimin-standkb-62]

What's that?

[@ulrikahaggard9923]

@@parkjimin-standkb-62 well it's kinda complicated, it's basically a dead political opinion that noone uses anymore. But on the other hand it seems like alot of people identifying with it these days.

[@ulrikahaggard9923]

@@parkjimin-standkb-62 so I guess you could say it's dead and alive at the same time.

[@granthefato340]

schrodinger ultimate reloading

[@sofiaassecondi8635]

this hits so hard because there is such an overproduction and overconsumption of content nowadays it’s nearly impossible for a teen to even begin to form their own ideas and beliefs. It’s just a jumble of all that is forcefully being spoon fed to them.

[@WallNutBreaker524]

That's if they allow themselves to be swayed by Propaganda. Or think for themselves.

[@M4421-O]

There's a lack of easily accessible raw information and a total disregard for teaching people how to find the information that does exist. Of course, it's a given that people, especially teenagers have never been given pure information - everything has always been filtered or processed through some lens. The difference with the Internet is that people can be exposed to more of them, and that the Internet could act as a medium to communicate raw information. Sadly, it's mostly the former and barely the latter.

[@whatevernamegoeshere3644]

"What's your ideology?" "Shrödinger's" "What's that?" "It depends on who I'm trolling"

[@Junkyardproduxtions]

This is why I can't go to family parties.

[@whatevernamegoeshere3644]

@@Junkyardproduxtions sometimes it's just fun to add alcohol to it and let them make a fool of themselves eh?

[@ghostninja5035]

Unironically me when I had Twitter

[@Jtoob-z5n]

Whats this

[@whatevernamegoeshere3644]

@@lopanreturns7085 “What’s your ideology?” “Zaitsev's” “What’s that?” “I will always join the group that has more members”

[@PatOnTheBack321]

"I just pick whatever community that accepts me until my self destructive tendencies push them to ostracize me. Then I find a new poli daddy to show me da wey"

[@andrewprahst2529]

I am perpetually contraryon. Accepted by no political group, I spend my days surfing comment sections

[@anotherliluselessshit1402]

@@andrewprahst2529 me too

[@arpitabrahmachari7649]

Democrat: republican bad Rupublican: Democrat bad. Politics summarized.

[@chancellorpalpatine7486]

@@arpitabrahmachari7649 Maybe for boomers

[@sonicdudeatdawn2]

"This right here is it chief"

[@purpleraindrip1674]

Everybody's gangsta until the 16 year old describes their views with the political compass

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

"i'm a conservative liberal communist and i burn my own store"

[@hidinginyourcloset]

Political compass is a sham and I wish more people looked into the political trichotomy.

[@roguewasbanned4746]

@@hidinginyourcloset yeah the political compass is too relative to a liberal society

[@HITSQUAD63]

@@hidinginyourcloset I’ve never heard of that before. What are your thoughts on that?

[@Diembee]

@@hidinginyourcloset Me personally, I prefer the political 5D Tesseract

[@leviticusprime4904]

“Politics is gay and I got other shit to do with my life” - my dad.

[@whitezombie10]

After seeing how politics are, I agree with him

[@leviticusprime4904]

@@whitezombie10 politics is nothing but a never-ending back and forth between extremes who believe that they are 100% right and every one is 100% wrong. These people then go to political streamers and KZbinrs who regenerate their own beliefs to them, eventually, someone does a crime, and then the people who agree with the perpetrator will try to justify or excuse their crimes and the people who don't agree with the perpetrator will use it as an excuse to push their agenda. Politics is a never-ending contest of idiots thinking they can save the world if everyone just listens to them.

[@Euro.Patriot]

​@@leviticusprime4904You either control the idiots or you are an idiot. Being an idiot is bad, your father chose to be one.

[@andre20005]

wise words

[@steveminecraft5887]

Ima go watch bobs burgers

[@thewhat6219]

Political affiliation: DVD screensaver

[@FateandBuddy]

that’s not just a political affiliation, that’s a lifestyle

[@detergent6477]

But the difference is that he always hits the corner.

[@L.jmkop-p]

@Spatza Revived "fuck shit wheres my insults, time to use you're wrong to prove my mopinion"

[@evilcta2000]

@Spatza what does this have to do with his comment?

[@TurtleChad1]

That's the only political affiliation approved by a turtle

[@Clearisgay]

As a 16 year old getting into politics, I am now a neo anarchist nazi primitivist communist capitalist socialist. And maybe also a neoliberal or something idk. I'm glad you made this video, it was very relatable.

[@brunodimaggio9946]

@Qimodis Is a joke

[@curtiswong7280]

@Qimodis You seem to follow the ideology called Notbeingfunatpartiesism.

[@myreque999]

As a 16 year old getting into politics, I'm a radical centrist

[@nathanschmitz2302]

@@curtiswong7280 Hey be careful, the wooooshires are coming, they'll kill us all for the one guy missing the joke.

[@curtiswong7280]

@@nathanschmitz2302 That's horrible, punishing the collective for the one person's complete and utter lack of basedness. Literally the year that the first Macintosh commercial was released/the year that Liechtenstein granted women the right to vote!

[@brady.walczak]

mans really hopped on youtube and cranked out this banger for his first and only video

[@australium7374]

lmfao he made his account in 2016 and he released this banger 5 years later

[@alancamacho9856]

he just turned 16 that's why he posted

[@plipplop1769]

@TheSpatza God you have no idea how many of these comments i've seen. Thank you kind sir for taking a metaphorical shit on all the insecure manlets who have an undying need to shoot down anyone every time the word god is even alluded to.

[@ryx4992]

​@@plipplop1769 idk why other atheists even do that, like let people believe what they wanna believe guess some people are just loose in the head

[@justsogusto4979]

@@lamar493 this

[@justgaming7679]

And at 17, he has ascended to a higher plain of thinking.

[@hahaok3352]

The first time getting into politics ngl made me feel like I aged for 10 years in the span of 2 weeks. It's absolutely messy and mind numbing.

[@greasey8695]

Politics is the definition of a necessary evil, the worst one.

[@tenebrum9946]

Messi

[@lxnfaa1455]

@@greasey8695 if I ever start getting into politics take the gun and shot me

[@dentedg]

The only time I get into politics is when I wanna make fun of the Vice President

[@weshannum4961]

@@przezyc1890 now you are 11 and a half and still keeping strong

[@bot6349]

at this point I've given up labeling myself with any term and just tell people to ask my opinion on individual issues, removes a lot of the bs

[@MIbra96]

Same. I think that's the best thing to do.

[@lojika1majik]

Kinda brilliant.

[@CR-og5ho]

This is what people did for generations before the internet

[@wombat2874]

Except depending upon which answer you give you’ll be classified as conservative or liberal because those are the only two political ideologies am I right

[@polaris7346]

The thing is, people will automatically try to place you into a group depending on how many of your opinions align with a certain group regardless. Which is honestly what most people do to themselves nowadays.

[@chuckgrimes1442]

"So where are you on the political spectrum?" "I AM THE POLITICAL SPECTRUM"

[@justkiddingde6506]

Not. Yet.

[@thatrandomeliteultra1158]

I just said that line and now everyone is going to assume I stole it

[@ComedicLetter]

@@justkiddingde6506 it’s treason then (Rapid spinning)

[@georgeofhamilton]

@@ComedicLetter I told you it would come to this! I was right! The centrists are taking over!

[@thechickenfriedredneck910]

"My Allegiance is to the republic, to Democracy!".

[@Loniak98]

The neo nazi to trans pipeline is hilarious

[@sksthrowaway2270]

real

[@lememz]

90% of neo nazis aren't even actual nazis, they are just edgy contrarians, like bruh at least read evola or something

[@overlordbrandon]

His political ideology has literally become a DVD icon screensaver

[@TurtleChad1]

Ah yes the superior political ideology *DVD ICON SCREENSAVER*

[@Marcel38281]

@@TurtleChad1 let's create a new party

[@NAHOJ_6035]

@Marcel3416 Ah yes. In the North America we will get to power in less than 5 years. Same will probably happen in Europe and hopefully in Australia and Oceania. In South America, our faction, known as Screensaveristas, will overthrow all local governments (Pinochet, Che and Castro would be proud). In Africa we will bribe all the politicians and in Asia, we'll do the same as happended in China after revolution (you know, things like erasing parts of history, reeducating etc.).

[@overlordbrandon]

@@NAHOJ_6035 It's all The Dynamist Volition Directorate Agenda!!! and they're currently Monitoring and Defending these Movement! and we must obey their plans for world domination!!! The Die VolksDelegation is currently sending the SS to counter a counter coup while the Divine Victorious Dragon has successfully take over China! Currently Ministry PingBao is helping to fund the revolution for Screensaveristas, and the Leader, De Vamos Diego is claiming Victory!

[@MidWitPride]

It will never hit a corner. .... Unless this is the day.

[@frogpols]

Im homeless what is this

[@alexanderthegrrrreat6727]

The truth

[@bustingdogarchive4240]

ok idot be homeless while i be homeful

[@multifandomfangirl9664]

Why are you almost everywhere frog

[@AI_GAMER_GUY]

Get eaten by a hungry man, thus solving your homelessness and the hungry man's hungriness.

[@zay_rat8942]

It’s joe mama

[@alfredocosta3416]

Ideology: pro good, anti-bad

[@meaker9410]

Completely outrageous. Obviously the pro-bad and anti-good ideology will prevail.

[@Bigwillyice]

Maybe we can find some kind of middle ground here?

[@meaker9410]

@@Bigwillyice No. The revolution has begun.

[@Hidden4125]

Really? I am anti-pro

[@meaker9410]

@@onnizx Seriously? Anti-pro-ers make me sick. Shame.

[@adalaza]

age 20: climbs a barn

[@fuckman297]

When you turn 17 your political compass gets a third dimension

[@ricecooker7037]

Does that mean when you’re 18 you get four dimensional political ideology’s

[@horstherbert35]

and then one additional dimension until you reach 25 and the process reverses itself, turning your political compass one-dimensional by 36

[@dominickperez2952]

@@horstherbert35 One dimensional implies there's only "one side". It'd just be 2 dimensional again

[@atlasbailly5439]

@@dominickperez2952 nah 1 dimensional is a line, so from right to left ideology. 2 dimensional would be the chart again, with libertarian/authoritarian and liberal/conservative

[@DjMaxi005]

@@atlasbailly5439 3rd dimension should be religious/atheist or rather Platon/Aristotle axis

[@lordlammi1562]

I feel bad for people who's bios consist entirely of political adjectives.

[@AnglosArentHuman]

Virgin "LIBERTARIAN. 1ST AMMENDMENT. MARXISM = BLOCK. MAGA." vs Chad "I sometimes post pictures of meerkats. Married to @genericusername17"

[@griffin2465]

MARXIST-LENINIST-MAOIST [Insert every fucking flag emoji on earth]

[@griffin2465]

@brien I loved my time on twitter/Instagram when I was a hyperpolitical 16 year old and was called a false leftist for daring to criticize Hussein and Assad by other hyperpolitical 16 year olds. All parties involved were Americans.

[@spunklebop6886]

Marxist/Leninist/Stalinist/Maoist | Anti-fascist, Anti-totalitarian, ACAB, BLM, he/him, insert flags of communist countries Ironic how they call themselves antifa but openly support some of the most violent and oppressive regimes that have ever existed.

[@timh.7169]

@hem hem its all political agenda

[@CheekyCheeky]

"So where are you on the political spectrum?" "Do you mean when?"

[@12DAMDO]

if you think about it, fishhook theory is just a timeline donut theory is just a cycle horseshoe theory is just based

[@ewa8253]

I hate to be that guy but *where lol

[@cancercrab6487]

ewa 82 wdym? who are you correcting?

[@ewa8253]

@@cancercrab6487 the poster

[@chance6574]

@@ewa8253 he spelled where like that tho

[@creativename2567]

That was actually me from 14-16. I would always end up agreeing with crazy people just because they had a good voice and editing.

[@looinrims]

That’s honestly how a lot of KZbinrs got popular, not because they made anything good but because they had deep voices and said the funny words

[@hydeme]

Honestly im glad I had that phase back round 16-17 and not 2022 because andrew tate probably would have wrapped me round his finger based on the people I was watching (basically I did a 180)

[@WhiteAryansAreTheONLYGood]

You have good taste in anime characters at least.

[@captainjordan3010]

​​@@hydemeThe irony looking at your profile now and the lack of self-awareness. To put it into perspective you are so predictable that I knew exactly what I was going to see in your about before I even opened up your channel. You are still playing the game buddy.

[@eko9554]

@@hydemeDude I accidentally fell down the alt right pipeline in April to august 2022. I was in a terrible state and wishing it was 2021 again. I remember watching videos that woke is bad, pronouns, and drag queens. I already knew that anti lgbt was bad but I didn’t these uploaders were. I was watching KZbinrs like Don Stever and Misha Petrov. I do wish it was 2021 again because it was before the alpha males and anti woke took over.

[@charonsferryold]

My favorite part is where he sees someone talking about trans rights and doesn't just become a trans ally, he straight-up becomes trans.

[@djhinx9586]

You DONT do that?

[@TenkDD]

In a more accurate version he'd become non-binary.

[@outinspace6332]

Did you just say straight up? STRAIGHT!?

[@xXWorldgamefunXx]

I'm not sure if that's implied transphobia, treating it like an ideology and not a valid identity. Maybe I'm reading too much into it.

[@leahlynch6470]

@@xXWorldgamefunXx i was thinking the same thing !

[@Duskbear]

Liking this feels like buying bitcoin in 2009

[@bullymaguire1087]

@FungiOrAlgae? or Cringe with Dutch Van Der Linde

[@Johnson-br2lw]

@@bullymaguire1087 sauce or loss

[@nightmode3782]

@@bullymaguire1087 DUTCH DUTCH I GOTTA MEME I WANT TO SHOW YA

[@Jontage99]

@@nightmode3782 JESUS MICAH. IS... IS THAT A TRAP

[@nightmode3782]

@@Jontage99 no no dutch im sory

[@michka841]

Never ask: A man: his salary A woman: her age A zoomer: *its political views in 2016-2017*

[@McLovin18-88]

transhumanism lets goooo rid thouself of thou flesh embrace the machine and praise the broken god

[@michka841]

Praise the Omnissiah

[@peterwang5660]

Lmao we don’t even get gender pronouns we’re just ITS not even human

[@wokery]

@@peterwang5660 some ppl actually use it/it's pronouns lmao but I can see how it could be viewed as dehumanising

[@cowboydoggo6168]

@@michka841 The flesh is weak

[@Oscylot88]

If you actually go through this many phases then you're truly a centrist.

[@Spacey_key]

Centrism is a special kind of quantum state that will eventually collapse into right wing or left wing, there is no question if, just when

[@Oscylot88]

@@Spacey_key Most people die before picking a side.

[@binay413963]

​@@Spacey_keyu r wrong I have been centrist for a while (I can change my opinion if I have a reason)

[@Spacey_key]

@@binay413963 give it time

[@ThomasFoolery]

The “white people be like” caught me so off Guard.

[@papertoymonsters2748]

Guard

[@TurtleChad1]

That part also caught a turtle by surprise

[@i_like_lasagna3208]

It's true though

[@marfromthestars]

I was dying lol

[@rafian9656]

@@TurtleChad1 a duck too

[@Spoon80085]

If you aren't an Anarcho-Libertarian-Authoritarian-Monarchist-Republican Furry revolutionary, don't even talk to me

[@somebodyyouneverknew1095]

Good thing I’m exactly that

[@punchyAC]

Furry revolutionary????

[@engineergaming7407]

furry?

[@DoctorDragian]

Seen so many worthless degenerate political furries. Can confirm.

[@AndrewAce.]

Blocked and reported

[@joshua2atkins772]

the sequel would be “i’m 16 and i want to learn about philosophy” straight to nietzsche

[@abdielfloresluna4522]

*syphilis intensifies as Wagner drops a hard beat*

[@Thomas-xj8bf]

this was literally me

[@TheHorseOutside]

I read a really poorly written summary of Nietzche when I was 14 and tried to kill myself the next day

[@benedekkoleszar1299]

@@TheHorseOutside Did it work?

[@benedekkoleszar1299]

No just kidding that is awful

[@matthewentwistle8284]

"What are your political views?" *"Yes"*

[@pietrosmusi4155]

My political view is called "betterism". It's a lot like yours, dear reader, the only difference being that it is better than yours.

[@breakinggame9122]

@@pietrosmusi4155 I got “bestism”, so lets just agree to disagree

[@Lucas_strable]

Haha, amateur. My political vision "Never worse" never will be worse than yours.

[@geoffrey6000]

i got betterthaneverythingism

[@tryambaknathjha7574]

@@pietrosmusi4155 my view is called betterthanpietrosmusiism

[@isbackagain6075]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j2Pbo5mkosugqdU

[@conservativeliberal]

I really hate when people choose a side and make it their personality

[@carlbradley3175]

my god, everything about you and your comment is underrated

[@conservativeliberal]

@@carlbradley3175 haha thanks I thought I might confuse a couple of people

[@browngreen4663]

@@conservativeliberal it mostly comes from a superiority complex they think most of Americans are so dumb compared to them so they look down on people in there normal lives

[@stevanthewise7240]

I love that

[@unforastero5704]

@@browngreen4663 It takes a strong self-consciousness to realize that thou may not know everything and may therefore have a subjective viewpoint on politics.

[@tr1084]

Time to internally tie myself to an ideology then change nothing about how I conduct myself in the real world.

[@iamaphantom6905]

Oof

[@St-ef9ru]

same

[@oyfum2638]

Yup, seems accurate.

[@purplepoet6147]

ouch

[@user-vq4pf7if3i]

What do you mean ? What about all the tweets ????

[@void-creature]

The political compass and its consequences have been a disaster for online discourse....

[@wilfordthe4th422]

Theres this type and then the kid who just believes whatever his parents opinions were and never looks more into it

[@aiden-sy3ex]

gun control good because fully semi automatic 12 Gauge AR bad

[@lukeporras1288]

Aka 80 percent of all children

[@banana-uo3be]

Technically they are the same

[@ah925]

@@guitear6945 cringe bluepill neocon

[@unhappyfew5679]

@@guitear6945 I honestly don't bother to tie myself to a party, it makes things generalized and causes ignorant dumbasses to just brush off everything I say. I think if you happen to be in a in between you should just say "undecided" as a bypass Also I never looked much into abortion but in that defense its not that easy to just put your child for adoption

[@chadwilliams9141]

How Joe Rogan is everytime he has a guest.

[@charlesm.2604]

Good one dude ! 😅

[@requiemuk2351]

He basically gets people to talk more about what they think about by agreeing with them. Kinda funny after hearing a few podcast as he flops about like a fish.

[@LezSpringfield]

Dave Rubin

[@nathanjstoic]

More like Dave Rubin

[@giantpinkcat]

Joe Rogan telling his followers to not eat chocolate because chocolate is made from a plant:

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

See, this is why I'm not brave enough for politics.

[@aby110]

Anotha happy landing

[@bofuuu]

You’ve openly stated your allegiance is to the Republic-to democracy!

[@chancellorpalpatine7486]

Good. Good...

[@johnrubensaragi4125]

Hello there

[@tapeplayerproductions8991]

So uncivilised

[@Somebodywhomightexist]

I love studying history, politics, and alternative histories. I know multiple ideologies that never came into fruition. But I still don’t know which one I support

[@realdragon]

Why support any at all?

[@Fire_Axus]

your feelings are irrational

[@qtarokujo3694]

*"Silence, Twitter! I do not wish to be political anymore. I just want to grill."*

[@gwenzy750]

And a grill you shall become

[@couch5717]

Charcoal or Propane?

[@YataTheFifteenth]

@@couch5717 charcoal gives it a certain taste in my opinion.

[@couch5717]

@@YataTheFifteenth I agree. Charcoal is better.

[@Eaglehunter44]

Based and Centristpilled

[@aksharadurty4048]

teenager's political stance when they hear a new ideology: PARKOUR!

[@simonalioto2647]

I feel like I am the only one who kept the same beliefs as a teenager when I got into politics

[@Condog]

@@simonalioto2647 I’m kind of the same way. Over time I’ve become a bit less conservative but not a huge change.

[@millyhearts]

@@simonalioto2647 mhm, I’ve been soft left most of my life

[@cowardice9737]

I don’t really care about politics. The things I look for in everybody haven’t existed in friends, let alone ancient politicians.

[@thomasgeorge6819]

Nazbol pog

[@diogo763]

What a masterpiece. this just shows that we live in a society

[@pilkmaster]

Gamers rise up

[@DANIEL-xp5jh]

@guoj1 I think so

[@emorynguyen1583]

@@DANIEL-xp5jh 😳

[@digitalstorm3028]

We truly live in a society

[@squishy6822]

We really do live in a society

[@hannahd6640]

The only Advice I can give for the 16 is : stay away from politic. It's a bul**t don't waste your time.

[@billdaman]

Makes ppl worse

[@RomanII499]

I invest tons of time into politics because here where im at, minorities are being abused

[@user-ft3jq5vi2l]

The real winners were the ancaps who sold him all the banners

[@Elizabeth68337]

lol

[@mankind8807]

Symbolic of mainstream media lol, these are the people fueling and profiting from political polarization, and what is dangerous is they don’t really seem to care if they drive the country in a civil war, they are creating internal turmoils in a very dangerous and unstable time where we are seeing a shift in global superpowers(US-China thing).

[@obstinatewolf4277]

@@mankind8807 So they are dangerous because they sell banners? sounds stupid to be honest

[@Caesar.2006]

@@mankind8807 Honestly. The problem are the people who influence them. If you are full of a certain ideology, buying a banner is the smallest step +the easiest.

[@JupiterKnight]

k lol

[@ScorpoYT]

Age: 20, Ideology: Potatoes with mayo

[@ruthvik8913]

Age: 21, Ideology: Pineapple on pizza

[@CatsEyethePsycho]

Age: 21, ideology: can legally drink in America.

[@tafu_8540]

@@CatsEyethePsycho Vodka?

[@CatsEyethePsycho]

@@tafu_8540 No, Brandy or beer.

[@уронить]

You’re a monster

[@spacepimpkevin1184]

I love when we went through every political stance he could possibly have and he still avoided being a centrist. Edit: hi guys!

[@spacepimpkevin1184]

@some random anime bunny I believe I'm centerist because I see the value and flaws of both. Just because people from both extremes hate on me, doesn't mean it stops me from believing in my view/opinion. If ANYTHING, whenever an extreme person rears their ugly head from either side; it's a truly good sign that you're not meant to be friends. People who can only see extremes do not have good intentions or are mere pawns and fools to those bad intentions from others.

[@PissyLissy]

Nobody wants to be a centrist, it makes no sense

[@spacepimpkevin1184]

@@PissyLissy is it really that hard to understand? When both sides of an issue have extremists who get more and more alike as they get more and more close minded and ignorant of their own failures?

[@zandaroos553]

@@PissyLissy Why not? I’ve bounced around a bunch of political ideologies and I’ve found I’m most comfortable with liberal conservatism with some social democratic/progressive views mixed in. I stand strong on the positions I hold, they just don’t come from the extremes.

[@LightBoltDash]

@@PissyLissy it makes no sense to you because you are an extremist and can't imagine other people possibly having ideas they agree with and disagree with from both sides, and also find the flaws from both.

[@MagicWorm321]

This just goes to show how easily the youth are swayed

[@poormanchemist]

The youth is naive, but not stubborn. The adults are also naive, but very stubborn 😂

[@frankcastle1862]

Human existence is naive

[@lonzoformvp5078]

The politics fandom is kinda toxic ngl

[@lusciouslocks8790]

It’s not “kinda” toxic we’re a fucking waste dump

[@MinecraftMasterNo1]

@@lusciouslocks8790 eh, people used to go to wars over these stuffs. now we just cancel them, get them fired, rig the courts against them and ostracize them from society so they can off themselves. much more efficient.

[@sinceresfloralmarket7080]

Um yeah i stay as far as i could about anything tht has something to do with politic and believe, my only grip abt this stuff is common sense, good sense and propper process like idc abt left, center or right wing, i dont take sides.

[@zillva]

@enbyBastard Nah, they right

[@DoctorDragian]

@@lusciouslocks8790 More like 5 Chernobyl aftermaths if we're being honest. Heck, maybe even the Fallout Wastelands if we're being more accurate.

[@99ZondaS]

Everyone knows that anarcho-libertarian-fascist-nazbol-communist-syndicalist-social democratic- liberal-imperialist nationalist centrism is the only based ideology

[@toocrowdedatthebottom1209]

You forgot Shia caliphate

[@vinz4066]

" Avengers Infinity War is the greatest Crossover in History " 999ZondaS: hold my Beer.

[@someoneuppingdudetechnical6320]

Unironically

[@Bendi_T]

Yep I identify myself as everything you said.

[@capital_of_texas]

You forgot monarchist :(

[@Paragon13]

As a wise man once said: “Oh, I’m not brave enough for politics.”

[@Paragon13]

It was a reference to Obi Wan Kenobi.

[@joacosalina3503]

Im impressed that you can find star wars fans everywhere

[@legoverse1412]

Hello there

[@Paragon13]

Joaco Salina 200,000 fans here. And a million more not to far away.

[@dylanleeman1841]

-Sun Tzu

[@xWatexx]

This is why my political views and beliefs are objectively correct and no other valid opinions exist.

[@ratave6472]

Fake; yours is flawed in the fact that you think it’s ok. Mine is better because I think it’s more better

[@threemad]

Ending

[@Eman-df7hv]

electric bike gang

[@HeiZuKa]

White people be like

[@DecadeAgoGaming]

Wow look a washed up channel @twomad

[@Costa_123]

Hi

[@chuno7354]

AWOOGA AWOOGA

[@ef8891]

1:01 AGE 17 AGE 18 : I have to create my own ideology

[@derpchief9614]

Like, okay, people get stuff. But for free.

[@marcowulliampopirers2216]

@@derpchief9614 thats populism

[@JotaroKujo-sx9hi]

@@derpchief9614 maybe you should change ur pfp

[@alexj.denton7453]

@@JotaroKujo-sx9hi what's wrong with deus ex

[@JotaroKujo-sx9hi]

@@alexj.denton7453 With that pfp of theirs, they are clearly a max fan or one who thinks their funny

[@lunark420]

This is litterally Twitter in a nutshell.

[@greekswaglord-dathistoryla201]

...yes

[@epicaunleashed8764]

Twitter's just leftist upon more leftists upon more leftists among even more leftists.

[@dadbodenvy4247]

@@epicaunleashed8764 if you divorce the word from like 99% of its original meaning, sure. Kind of like how "fiscal conservatives" have been running up trillions in debt for decades.

[@epicaunleashed8764]

@@dadbodenvy4247 bruh what are you even saying? Say it in layman's terms or gtfoh

[@dadbodenvy4247]

@@epicaunleashed8764 which words were too confusing?

[@THECHEEESEBALL]

I went from “libertarian” to Trotskyist to anarchist and I’ve been steady as a social democrat

[@iishiir]

Why's libertarian in quotation marks

[@THECHEEESEBALL]

Many people who get sucked into the right wing just call themselves libertarians as did i

[@arcioko2142]

please become an anarchist again

[@captainjames4649]

​@@THECHEEESEBALL or perhaps libertarians are libertarians

[@realdragon]

Yeah those are definitely words

[@Momie633]

Age : 17 Current political ideology : Enchanting Table

[@leafeater]

Can someone please tell me what is the song in this part of the video

[@NoiceWeed]

@@leafeater Caravan Palace - Lay Down

[@leafeater]

@@NoiceWeed Thank you soo much! Do you also know the song in 0:56? I really appreciate it! 🙏

[@toilet5170]

same

[@CheekyCheeky]

@@leafeater Its Philip Glass - Prophecies its from Koyanisqatsi(or the other "movies" in that line)

[@eejtv]

Ideology: pro based, anti-cringe

[@OdysseyK]

Based on what?

[@eejtv]

@@OdysseyK TRUE

[@buster2644]

@@OdysseyK cringe

[@shizno1872]

Based

[@winzyl9546]

@@OdysseyK based on cringe

[@GoldLink364]

Seems kind of bizarre that people would base their entire personality off of an ideology or a political stance and yet they do

[@andyidv]

well what you support and believe is a big part of your life and who you are. a lot of people dont have the privilege of being apolitical.

[@BuiltDownLogically]

right? what happened to basing your personality of doing meth and disassembling lawn mowers like a real American?

[@markus3533]

@@andyidv this. people go "im not into politics" and feel like that should be the normal. it truly shouldnt

[@sakura9959]

@@markus3533 ik like bruh im so glad you are part of the group who doesn’t get heavily affected by politics, but for me I kinda have to care about it, you know?

[@swoosh1816]

@@andyidv both OP and the guy in the video are people who don't need to worry about politics. Take a big fucking guess why

[@laptv2144]

Hmm almost like they’re trying to polarize us

[@mananjain8089]

Yeah.

[@throngus6128]

(((they)))

[@veryangerymanminecraftisco9048]

@@throngus6128 paradox

[@parallel8502]

@@throngus6128 mid comment

[@AidanDaGreat]

Damn that kinda hit me somewhere even father Greg didn’t touch

[@itsdavefrommarketing5935]

A smart man bases his political beliefs off of his thoughts. A wise man changes them based upon who he is trolling

[@capital_of_texas]

Me on a daily basis: - anti-imperialist, against USA, anti-government Me when a Confederate walks in: - patriot, pro-military, pro-USA, pro-democracy

[@sleepdeep305]

@@capital_of_texas Well if that just isn't the best thing I've heard all damn day

[@emilyrose3490]

My dad does that every time he wants to argue with me about politics. I did it once with him too

[@nymad7054]

And a wiser man wouldn’t have done it at all

[@sparkyboi4387]

a wiser man just doesn’t care about politics

[@bigchiefcxlvi7292]

Can’t be politically wrong if you’re in support of all the parties.

[@user-jt6rh8xy6n]

Well technically there is no right and wrong.

[@noriakikakyoin1423]

@@user-jt6rh8xy6n There definitely is a wrong it's called communism

[@Literallyryangosling777]

For me everything to the extreme is wrong

[@Literallyryangosling777]

For me everything to the extreme is wrong

[@Solotocius]

@@noriakikakyoin1423 I would say it's a good concept executed poorly. Your opinion about mentioned ideology is very narrow and insufficient. I ain't no commy, but just saying anything is plain old bad is just illiteracy.

[@rayhansubi5176]

As a meme perfectly pointed out: Age 14- Republicans are racist Age 16- Democrats are the real racists Age 18- I'm racist

[@toirdealbachbartoium5454]

Character development

[@lordzo7758]

Age 73-Who am I ?

[@BasedPureblood]

Based.

[@CatsEyethePsycho]

10,000yo i have infinite dumbassery.

[@andriy2349]

Age 20- .

[@nobody7204]

And that's why, kids, you shouldn't get into politics.

[@Pingvin-wx6sm]

you need to get into politics if you plan on voting in the future

[@Vase94]

​@Pingvin-wx6sm You do realize every politician is on the same team, right? Joey & Trump still profit regardless of your measly vote, votes don't go where they are supposed to.

[@timhinfort1171]

These people are growing up saying stuff like:“ How can anyone fall for propaganda. I’d be way to smart for that.“

[@deadraven355]

Propaganda only becomes useless when you've been taught about it which is why old soviet propaganda would be easy for most people with a high school education but now propaganda has evolved and is everywhere and everyone falls for it constantly

[@timhinfort1171]

@@deadraven355 exactly my point. Nobody is too smart for propaganda. The only ones that don’t fall for it are the ones making it

[@creepypato3984]

Everything is, and always was to some minor o mayor extent, political propaganda. Everyone has thought like that in their lives, because that's what growing up looks like. The big rule of thumb that still works to this day is asking yourself "Who am I not publicly able to criticize?"

[@JogenMogen]

@@deadraven355 old Soviet propaganda worked on trump supporters lol

[@deadraven355]

@@JogenMogen probably because its "commie leftist propaganda" so they never wanted to learn about it

[@edandaniels3922]

Legit regret becoming involved in politics, it makes me so miserable sometimes, wish I could go back to not giving a shit.

[@Darth_Insidious]

Just do it. There is no moral obligation to argue with people on the internet. The politics you see on these websites typically don't pertain much to the real world issues anyways. If you still care, get involved in local politics. At least in my state a lot of the legislative measures have to be approved by the people in an election. With enough support, the people can outright skip the state legislature and get a bill passed democratically in the initiative process. On the national stage, care more about your representatives, and place less importance on the president. The president is influential, and has gotten more so as new powers creeped into the office over time, but the real change still happens in Congress, so make sure you pick a representative who you want to represent you.

[@gaslightingsquidward9258]

Just do it lmfao

[@edandaniels3922]

@@gaslightingsquidward9258 Legit physically incapable of doing so.

[@DANIEL-xp5jh]

just do you man, it not bad to have a political stance, just don't be an asshole, don't think you're better than everyone else bc of your political stance and don't have hate in your heart. The internet makes it seem like everywhere you turn there's a dumbass instigating a pointless debate or saying ignorant shit, the real ones don't really care what or who you support, they care if you are good person or not.

[@cyr2097]

@@Darth_Insidious never did I expect a Sith to make the most sense in this comment section.

[@kaly_ths_291]

I've been proudly 16 for the last couple years now

[@brianisme6498]

Wow I was 16 for several decades. Until I decided to turn 18. Ya, I skipped a year.

[@cronicas_imemoriais]

Well everyone over 16 is 16, they're just not only 16

[@kaly_ths_291]

@K I want to transcend the political compass existence and become an amorphous ideology blob.

[@brianisme6498]

@K it wasn’t to bad for me

[@peterdrippin6165]

turning 16 on march 13 wish me luck

[@neztech.]

if only people could focus more on their own lives rather than their "political ideologies" on the internet

[@Darth_Insidious]

For them politics is just entertainment, a fandom through which they can fight thier fan wars through whilst feeling like it means something.

[@isaac3140]

Based

[@mybodyisreggie2759]

@CIA: Central Intelligence Agency ok

[@georgevelis4651]

@CIA: Central Intelligence Agency okay CIA

[@GreenFoxLuama]

@CIA: Central Intelligence Agency , you must be fun at parties

[@paxe9401]

@@GreenFoxLuama well I dont think you'll have parties with the CIA sooo

[@JeremyFinch42]

"No one can call me racist if I'm everything and nothing all at once".

[@qwwamp347]

Big Chungus

[@fishlungs6925]

in some kind of sense we are everything and nothing at the same time, its called eXisTenCE

[@monkegaming1241]

@@qwwamp347 big chungus

[@zentempo7902]

Become one with the politics

[@tylersmith9942]

"I think I'll start following politics..." 3 months later: *PAIN*

[@user-mr4id9nj9g]

@Ezh__ true shitttt...

[@user_2793]

Indeed 😔

[@user-ml1mr1ls2y]

@Ezh__ Nah can't beat the BTS fandom . Those guys are on another level.

[@lowercasehorse2363]

@@user-ml1mr1ls2y BTS is worse than the nazis?

[@mikuaua]

@@lowercasehorse2363 What is the correlation between politics and nazis other than WW2? Nazism is now a crime and doesn't exist anymore, even though some ideologies are (very much kinda) close to it. Like neo-nazism. But defining the main discourse of politics as Nazism is like talking about kpop then shifting into war crimes committed in South Korea

[@wydua2049]

why trans is marked as politics here? like if it is about leftist people then it should be something about taxes or whatever

[@ceryxfigmenti5377]

he turned into a chaser for a bit /j

[@Jenna_Talia]

Maybe references reddit trans women? They've got an outlook on gender that's as bizarre and toxic as any transphobe's. Tell them you're a masculine woman or an effeminate man and they'll peg you as trans and confused/in denial.

[@laisphinto6372]

The left Talks all day about trans and gay rights and sucks Up to coorperations because they Stop fighting for the Common man AS soon as they got into Power

[@claytondemny]

Forget politics, let's all go watch the original Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy.

[@cursedinari7434]

This comment wins

[@squeakythecat1076]

Underrated comment

[@TomTomMeSad]

That would be great

[@vishnutheetharappan7074]

i see you support deregulated nautical anarchism

[@General12th]

Hey mate, I think the fourth movie is phenomenal.

[@madamebkrt]

This is honestly an accurate depiction of the average 21st century teen's political experience right here.

[@breadlast]

It's because they're all equally braindead Edit: to be clear I meant the extremes of political standings, not teenagers. Teenagers are just going through a confusing time.

[@SituationNormalAint]

I just stick to the right lol

[@hiffahyphae6707]

Easy way to say this: 21st century teens are moderate

[@alikhamis3367]

I'm starting my own country at this point.

[@SituationNormalAint]

@@eloise5129 im not about to get into a political argument lol

[@MMTT55792]

"What? What do you mean I should not base my entire personality around a political ideology?"

[@Chuked]

Politics are pointless

[@MMTT55792]

@@Chuked yes, they just cause problems

[@fallendown8828]

Just do science, it is the way

[@AuroraVeil_]

@@fallendown8828 im just genuinely curious, what points do you think are supported by science?

[@NautilusSSN571]

@@fallendown8828 I like science, but I love philosophy even more, it's like something in the middle between science and religion, and the point where both can coexist.

[@ohenet]

politics is an actual drug. i got introduced around 12 and now i'm too obsessed with it and i really want to stop but i just can't it's like a drug. so please, any young child don't get involved in politics because you'll get messed up like me.

[@yokaiwatchmasterblaster2000]

So fucking me, I shouldn't have watched anti woke videos with 11 years and I shouldn't readed Marx and Keynes with 15... I am fucking destroyed now.

[@satgurs]

This is why I stay as far away from politics as I can. Still neutral, mostly cause I have no idea what the fuck politics is about.

[@poormanchemist]

been involved with politics since I was eight, and actual drugs too. would NOT compare the two at all, but it is a massive rabbit hole filled with myriads of pipelines and it’s so easy to fall into the wrong one too early, become obsessed/apart of echo-chambers and start alienating people. more like a hyper fixation, or as you said an obsession. too much time on our hands, I guess.

[@FisTheEvil]

accepting the truth of politics and ethics is a good way to un-fuck your brain on it. everyone is simply giving their own subjective opinion and subjective morals on how to rule, what should be done, focused on, what's right and wrong, and 9/10 times it is based on selfishness, even our own systems of altruism are often selfish, because you get the sense of feeling good out of doing good if god exists, he is the only justification to ground an objective reality on moral and political direction. otherwise, you just accept that we are all selfish tribes of different people fighting for power. that is all there is to life, there is no other philosophy you need besides acknowledging this simple truth.

[@livingmess_]

go outside to your local forest, go to the most dense and away from humans part of it. mute your phone or turn off, sit there for 3 hours or more and contemplate life

[@carlbradley3175]

Jesus dude, that Crowder clip right at the start is unironically the video that started me down the right-wing rabbit hole. Oddly specifically targetting, algorithm, wow

[@kami_dred7319]

Did you leave the rabbit hole ?

[@carlbradley3175]

@@kami_dred7319 aye

[@mehtus2589]

@@carlbradley3175 very based

[@nok4799]

@@mehtus2589 based indeed man

[@jordanknight336]

@Zoomer Imperator Is no one else worried about the implication with this comment that the algorithm is apparently influencing people's politics?

[@jamesharding3459]

Age: 19 Political alignment: Too busy with college to care

[@ricecooker7037]

Age: 20 Political alignment: too busy trying to pay off college debt and get a job Age: 21 Political alignment: too busy trying to live while unemployed Age: 22 Political alignment: too busy writing the manifesto and grabbing a shotgun as the police try to find where you hid the bodies Age: 23 Political alignment: too busy crying as to why you had to harass random hard working civilians when you were 16 trying to be political Age: 37 Political alignment: pshhh we all know an unemployed anarchist isn’t gonna live beyond 25

[@jamesharding3459]

@@ricecooker7037 Age: 20 busy with college Age: 21 Still busy with college Age: 22 How many fucking years is this engineering degree Age: 23 Oh thank god I’m done

[@ricecooker7037]

James Harding that’s if an anarchist can survive college

[@chlorhexidine2506]

Age: 20 (real) "omg I'm so busy haha but I know I won't use this in my life because I'm terrible at planning out stuff haha silly me hahaha"

[@chunkemonke398]

Really? Isn't college extremely political?

[@omarwhatever6542]

Tomorrow i turn 16, cant wait to turn political 🥶

[@Insirk]

happy birthday

[@omarwhatever6542]

@@Insirk im offended

[@ejazshaikh2863]

I turned 17 today 😂

[@themagpie3513]

I turned political at 12...

[@Professionaltaxevader]

It's been 2 weeks just wanted to check on where u see urself in the political compass

[@yurikovRUKR762]

To this day, I remained a moderate Liberal

[@thekingoffailure9967]

He didnt just become political. He BECAME POLITICS ITSELF

[@somethingstuffguy4159]

What will happen when he finally turns 18 and arrives at the voting booth?

[@Sentient_Blob]

@@somethingstuffguy4159 His pure chad energy will split the universe and cause the government to explode and coalesce into a massive sphere of xajrnbjekevhsb ideology

[@Darth_Insidious]

@@somethingstuffguy4159 He won't make it to the voting booth. Going so hardcore and boucing around like this is a surefire way to within a few years get disillusioned and burnt out and decide to not vote.

[@Real_God_Real]

There comes a point when there is no more politics, just pain.

[@wragokumbaya]

prophetic words

[@leiaorgana5098]

100 year war intensifies

[@gelatinocyte6270]

Pain is still politics, and the world shall know it.

[@ThingsNStuff114]

Thanks god. Very cool

[@mworld2611]

I think we've reached that point

[@Sercil00]

"How would you describe your youth?" "I spent a lot of time... uhm, searching for myself."

[@krackytech2344]

This

[@hatukai]

I still am searching tho I have a feeling I have settled down for an ideology

[@mstech-gamingandmore1827]

@@hatukai Spare yourself the trouble and just don't get political. Unless you want to be scolded online.

[@hatukai]

@@mstech-gamingandmore1827 I have already gone down the hole and I like it I got into politics because I like history and they mix alot

[@mstech-gamingandmore1827]

@@hatukai I'm glad for you, just worried because online, people berate you for not having the same views

[@kevinmurphy5878]

Im a triceratopsist. My main politic beliefs are: Triceratops.

[@hashdankhog8578]

only good political view

[@internetlurker1850]

Triceratops do not truly exist, they are just torosaurus.

[@internetlurker1850]

you are brainwashed and wrong