Hoarders: Elder Scrolls Edition

[@LaFaveBros]

Ben's Channel: kzbin.info/door/B-WA5nPX-W1oNch8nXzdsQ

[@bradleyadkins7481]

Start healing major wounds ;)

[@El_Sprayo]

"You were in the Black Hand???" "...Briefly." I felt that dialogue. Rip Lucien Lachance

[@davidjean4700]

1:17

[@AnMComm]

Wait. Does that mean he betrayed the Night Mother? I mean, the Listener is supposed to be the thumb of the Hand.

[@1950RetroMan]

lol, agreed

[@karamelflan]

@@AnMComm nope

[@JargonMadjin]

@@AnMComm He was framed by another member of the Black Hand, the Night Mother told off the Hand for betraying Lucien stating that Lucien served Sithis until his dying breath. Lucien returns in Skyrim as a summon, who Astrid refers to as "legendary" so even 200 years later Lucien is still respected by the Brotherhood, and rightfully so, if you've summoned Lucien during the confrontation with Cicero he will tell you not to kill the jester, implying that he knew Cicero was still following the tenants that Astrid herself breaks throughout the questline and talks you into breaking too, not to mention she shouldn't have been ordering you around to start with since the Listener outranks her

[@EmmettLaFave]

The best part of this is my room was actually like really really bad and this video idea forced me to clean it

[@DreadedGrim]

I used to be a Fighters Guild swordsman like you...then I took a blade to the neck

[@OmniValor]

Art Emmettates life

[@thewolfin]

Genius. That's like some electronics YTers I watch, you can sometimes tell they only make the project for the video, and the drive to make the video good makes them make the project at least decent.

[@elementual]

It was all a ploy to both get you to clean your room and to shame you while doing so.

[@noahfessenden6478]

I see... sorry to hear about the miners man. Hope things turn around for you.

[@BryceEdwardBrown]

The first time I played Oblivion, I stored absolutely everything in my house in Bravil. It was literally an ocean of items. It got to the point where I couldn't enter the house or load a save of my character in the house without my console crashing. Needless to say, this episode of Hoarders: Elder Scrolls Edition hit me pretty hard

[@AA-dn8dj]

same dude. i would literally have to spam spawn potions to quadruple my inventory weight otherwise i would get stuck carrying 1000 items after going through just one more oblivion portal to take every single item in the oblivion gate.

[@george_3264]

Get well soon bro, help is out there

[@italicpigeon]

Yeah that's the joke guys. Everyone does it, that's the concept of the video, you know?

[@fosty.]

@@italicpigeon I didn't do it. Shut up, guy!

[@soupeverywhere9565]

Wow people actually live in Bravil, I'm gonna need a minute.

[@Muncherino]

Emmet's ragdoll death animations are always top quality.

[@SAFIS448]

Nice 666 likes

[@keinebuhnefurgrune506]

"Hmm!" *dies*

[@IanDoesMagic]

Damn. I didn't even realize I had a problem until I watched this. My closet has chaurus eggs.

[@Impossible_Pete]

The chitaurus chitins!?

[@zacharyrollick6169]

Let me guess, you don't even do alchemy, do you?

[@zacharyrollick6169]

Let me guess, you don't even do alchemy, do you?

[@MonstertruckBadass]

@Epic Terry oh my god why

[@jackback70]

dont forget to cut the hanging moss under your arms!

[@That_Darned_Imperialist]

The fact Nirnroot is actually growing in this house is a sign something is absolutely wrong.

[@Marcell2aG]

Right, like what else does he have from Blackreach?

[@JargonMadjin]

At least it wasn't Nightshade, I heard that according to TES lore, it grows where someone has died

[@maomaomi5434]

At least it wasn't the red kind

[@TheTexasDice]

You sleep rather soundly for a horder.

[@nars_bars8774]

Dear brother, I do not sell items. I keep them.

[@pisscvre69]

HMMM

[@Ruxsty]

Nothing I'd like to talk about.

[@Ernthir]

Bye!

[@krisissocoollike]

"You don't even use illusion spells, the only thing you cast is heal minor wounds." Hilarious!!!

[@krisissocoollike]

And OMG the end. I'm crying with laughter. Excellent!!!!!

[@isaiahknecht652]

Hahaha its so relatable

[@AnMComm]

To be fair though, not using magic in The Elder Scrolls is like deliberately crippling oneself and illusion is one of the most useful schools.

[@bfkc111]

Classic spell scrolls in an RPG... I wonder why they exist at all, they are kind of a nuisance or frustration, except for learning them of course. But they are supposedly super-useful and sometimes quite expensive, but only for one moment... And how will one determine that without it feeling like a waste. It's rare, and it can happen, but it forces one to hoard weird stuff that gradually does drag one down or clutter the screen.

[@DatGamingKid1]

@@bfkc111 WHAT IF SOMETHING HARDER COMES AND I DONT HAVE THE OP SCROLL?! Ill just hang on to it for now

[@clayhamric4428]

It’s all over, law breaker! Empty your inventory or serve your sentence! Your 132 Sigillum Sanguis Sigil Stones are now forfeit!

[@jdanger_sanders]

Imagine grinding through 132 oblivion gates

[@ALucienLachance]

Sigillium sanguinis descendant ascendant pretendant sigil scone

[@FlourescentPotato]

@@jdanger_sanders keep pressing the button while the animation plays and you can collect multiple, fun bug

[@jdanger_sanders]

@@FlourescentPotato I did not know that, is that bug still exploitable with the current steam version?

[@FlourescentPotato]

@@jdanger_sanders every version i think

[@Skott_Kennedy]

LMAO, that classic reality tv sound effect at 3:00

[@KKoKoRR]

maybe audiojungle audiojungle

[@TheDragonshadow1231]

It is for thought to just desperate not to give in xD

[@chris86simon]

That was SO Kitchen Nightmares.

[@Kerithanos]

@@KKoKoRR AA EE OO

[@ALucienLachance]

THE KITCHEN NIGHTMARES STING

[@Kryptnyt]

"There's fucking rat meat and bonemeal on the floor! SHUT IT DOWN!"

[@mokibomo]

Vendor: IT'S STOLEN! Oh my god-- hey, look. Come here, all of you! He brings that cheesewheel over.. and the big surprise is the fucking cheese is fucking SSSSTOLEN!

[@KBind54]

HMMPH

[@thewolfin]

Called a "waterphone" and yeah, one of the most overused sounds in "reality" TV. Grateful that I've only heard it once on Forged in Fire, and even then it seemed to be tongue-in-cheek.

[@punishedandrexi7593]

Thats how I knew I was witnessing some quality content

[@valiantgrey3375]

That ending was unexpected. Cracked me up pretty bad.

[@davidjean4700]

3:00

[@paulmarcuseriksson6459]

That will be the ending to a future questline in ES6.

[@fatetreat]

expected--but delivery was great so, hilarious

[@lagrangepoint9386]

It's a simple Chekhov's gun. Sword edition. Chekhov's sword.

[@livingthedream915]

This is literally my old Oblivion character lmao

[@TheDracoChick]

This is my every character.

[@riotman3579]

I do this in skyrim

[@Edimonde]

This is litterally all my rpg characters. I need help

[@Torthrodhel]

I couldn't imagine anyone's character not being like this.

[@angela_merkeI]

Pickaxe: is not just called pickaxe, but "recently used pickaxe" Me: Oh yeah, that's what I need for my collection.

[@coolgoon]

sheogorath poking through the dragonborn's brain wondering why there are so many unused souls crammed in there

[@maomaomi5434]

But... But... Uncle Sheo, there are only like 30 shouts but over 9000 dragons!!

[@emmanuelenriquez8947]

3:07 _body’s still warm_ ...

[@ry2950]

Imagine being a Dark Brotherhood member tasked with taking out a target only to find that they died "naturally" from a sword falling off the wall over their bed. All kidding aside, great video gents!

[@iandragooo]

Swap a sword for a mounted Minotaur head and you're onto something

[@Cx10110100]

Good, reputation of Dark Brotherhood will improve and you didnt have to so much work

[@sebastianjames7423]

there was a dark brotherhood assassin in the drywall, just waiting for the right time to loosen the fastening on the mounted sword

[@98TrueRocker98]

What is the Dark brotherhood behind the wall made the sword fall...?

[@mrcheesemunch]

That would be great, they could live in a guarded fortress that's a nightmare to get in to then you finally get in, desperate to make the kill and...oh he tripped over a broom and died...

[@bigfluff73]

"We found a nirnroot growing in a corner of the house." This is excellent.

[@RyansEdits]

"I've never seen you use heavy armor." That can't be true. You look like someone who's comfortable in heavy armor.

[@SamDy99]

Wasn't it a Thieves guild armor?!!

[@Argornash]

I was waiting for Emmett to start singing the drunken cliffracer fly song after the home being condemned, and Ben telling everyone he doesn't know them and doesn't care to know them!

[@justinlee2713]

3:03 "Any idea what Maximus will do now that old Emmett is dead?"

[@wraithofrapture9944]

@Joshua Pawlak You do NOT belong in here!

[@daniviogriffin3348]

Stay go what do I care

[@StarCrusher.]

Hrrmphf!

[@CaptainGibbons]

He's about to be preoccupied with another problem. It's the daedra, you see...

[@frname7665]

*Yesssss*

[@samwisefieri6696]

Must've been a Dark Brotherhood member behind the wall.

[@TealWolf26]

The secret questline.

[@David-un4cs]

Imagine an Elder Scrolls show in the style of The Office.

[@vivalbrecht]

PLEASE OMG I HOPE THEY DO IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@emilyb6470]

GENIUS

[@sebastianjames7423]

there was a dark brotherhood assassin in the drywall, just waiting for the right time to loosen the fastening on the mounted sword

[@repubblesmcglonky8990]

"You were in the Black Hand?" "...briefly" Yeah pretty much sums it up, hardly anyone does the infinite quest at the end

[@Sir_Lockmane]

Hilarious, the ending got me

[@davidjean4700]

3:00

[@Sir_Lockmane]

@@davidjean4700 Hmph!

[@clunky9072]

I find a lot of enjoyment in finding all the rare and unique items in the game, collecting them and displaying the best pieces. Almost like a treasure hunter. I feel Emmet.

[@Chellz801]

Heal minor wounds 😂 Glad that’s still the only spell being used

[@adamrules01]

I've been carrying around a full set of iron armour for weeks. I've never even worn it. This video inspired me to tackle my problems head on and finally get rid of it. Thank you...I only hope to one day be as strong as you.

[@Peanutcat]

Nailed the end scene

[@OmniValor]

Rather it nailed him XD

[@RaggedDan]

This is full of lovable references and callbacks, really under appreciated skit - great one!

[@falxie_]

I really appreciate that you said "Morndas"

[@NoNo-kf2ys]

You forgot the part where everything you meticulously placed explodes when you enter the home.

[@Known_as_The_Ghost]

That ending looks exactly like what happens when you die in Elder Scrolls. It's perfect.

[@blakeprocter5818]

I loved that nails on chalkboard screeching sound right after Emmett said "stupid technicality". I hear it in Hell's Kitchen all the time whenever something slightly dramatic has happened.

[@ouroldhouse3674]

That death grunt to ragdoll was just perfect.

[@P-K]

Perfect ending lmao, if only we could all go so gracefully.

[@madamecaboose5431]

EMMETT HAS UNTIL MORNDAS TO MOVE OUT.

[@RottenCabbage]

I am a huge hoarder in RPGs. My house on Oblivion and Skyrim is FULL of gems, soul gems and silver/gold ingots. It was a sad day for my PC when I discovered the transmute tome, it still has flashbacks of loading into a house with a room stacked full with gold ingots. How they would fly though the walls and pour though the door when loading. And don't get me started on potion ingredients...

[@TheJacksonField]

The ENDING hahahahaha

[@Markos_Malitsos]

By the nine, that ending..

[@davidjean4700]

3:00

[@Kris.G]

Talos is no god.

[@davidjean4700]

@@Kris.G You imperial dog! SKYRIM BELONGS TO NORD!! (GYAAAA!!)

[@Kris.G]

@@davidjean4700 Death to the Stormcloaks!

[@angela_merkeI]

@@davidjean4700 The Reach belongs to the Forsworn! Death to all collaborateurs !

[@rurazar1686]

2:35 The Nirnroot reference killed me. Bwahoohohh

[@VanBurenOfficial]

This is high art guys. You're on a whole other level.

[@kenny6920]

"Balin...oh Balin. I loved ya, old man!"

[@moochieman7]

Plot twist, Max was in the crawlspace of the wall and made the sword drop.

[@Hawkpathh]

I've been rewatching your oblivion and skyrim playthroughs recently and was loving all of the skit ideas you came up with while playing. I'm so glad you're still making the skits!! ♥ Also, just last night I was trying to figure out how to introduce your content to my friends who barely know the elder scrolls because I love yall so much, and I think this might be a good one!

[@ZorroLocoStudios]

I'm still so impressed by that Kvatch guard outfit, it looks so good especially with the sunglasses, like damn son

[@VorpalStorm]

I have to say I LOVE that it ended where it did.

[@ZackofSpades]

The ragdoll! Perfect.

[@brilliantgamestudios]

3:00 Wow, very realistic rag doll physics. Next gen, Wow.

[@DeoMachina]

That "briefly" killed me

[@fireshorts5789]

damn he went just like Baenlin. Ohhhh Baenlin, I loved ya old man.

[@jimmysgameclips]

I love this first reference because one specific Oblivion memory I have is killing all those goblins and finding all those guards and doing about 3 trips back and forth to carry everything

[@constableconstable2563]

I think my character is a hoarder, he always finds enchanted swords and forgets to sell them.

[@TheKnuxinatorShow]

I littered so many items across my old house in Morrowind that when I went in one day I found an 'overflow loot bag' with some of those items in it

[@sirgonkdroid6678]

Being a hoarder is a problem but... have you heard of the high elves?

[@noahfessenden6478]

Nothing you'd like, Gonk Trash! Have a pleasant day.

[@tntalchemist]

Forget the high elves. Have you been to the cloud district lately?

[@VikingBadass94]

@@tntalchemist Oh what are you saying, of course they haven't

[@AnMComm]

Morsealworth saw a High Elf yesterday. Horrible creatures. This one thinks the city guard is not doing their job.

[@JezzmanGAMES]

I don't know you & I don't care to know you.

[@ThePrimith]

Not gonna lie, when I saw "Kvatch," I was waiting for his hoarding to pay off by the end, where he essentially becomes a "prepper" thrown into an apocalyptic crisis.

[@timothymiller9067]

That Nirnroot plant prop was A+

[@xXSpartan029Xx]

Used to store EVERYTHING in the chest in cloud ruler temple armoury chest, but if got to the point that it took a minute and a half to load when I actually tried accessing the chest. Ended up jumping ship to another chest and starting over

[@EmmettLaFave]

That ending killed me!

[@reksteren10]

"Briefly"

[@LindyLime]

"I can sell it!" meanwhile owns every fully furnished house in the game and still has gold in the hundreds of thousands

[@1guysdumbopinion669]

We all know that he was growing that Nirnroot there for nefarious alchemical purposes.

[@cozycottageghost]

I always threw things I didn’t want in the Anvil pond outside Benirus Manor. It became a problem when the pile went above the waterline xD

[@kakashiuzumaki8541]

I can already hear those guards scream: "HEEELP!!! SOMEONE'S BEEN MURDERED!!!!"

[@jaqand7280]

Body's still warm...

[@palmoftheface4969]

What's happening?!?!?!?

[@kakashiuzumaki8541]

Aaaah yes good old oblivion! Still my favorite rpg game

[@geocrude1300]

Deada*s this is every player who first played ANY game that had a storage and survival system.

[@noobslayer135]

he's absolutely perfected the ragdoll animation haha

[@xCrossBite]

Thumbs up for the Nirnroot growing by the water heater

[@TheActualDP]

The Nirnroot growing in the corner of the house got me.

[@TheDracoChick]

I totally relate to this so much. Basically me in Elder Scrolls every time.

[@thelorebooger]

dark brotherhood, hoarding souls of the innocent

[@Booksds]

“You don’t even use illusion spells, you only cast Heal Minor Wounds” I feel seen

[@cerealdinosour]

This is the best skit yet guys. Great work

[@razzaman9]

In one of my skyrim saves, it would take 5 minutes to load the contents of one of the chests in breezehome

[@markps97]

2:34 Ben Stirekus just started a side quest

[@trustyyour13]

You guys nailed both parodies.

[@ShadowMKII]

Oh my god, I want a continuation of this. This was so funny to watch. The framing; the timing; the musical cues; they're all spot-on. I think this is actually one of your best parody videos yet... Unless it's not a parody! ;) Thanks for the great entertainment. :)

[@timotheify]

Love the death animation and sound fx

[@PolarbearYGT]

That death in the end XDXDXD perfect

[@lsb2623]

Best part was the Nirnroot song. I love that noise.

[@macncheez315]

Me in Skyrim acting like I'll level up my alchemy someday because the ingredients only have .1 weight

[@Landser]

So that’s where my iron sword of fire with 24 fire damage went!

[@docstoise196]

I'm a potion and alchemy ingredient hoarder myself. I know I'll never remember to use my resist fire potions and they don't even sell for much, but I just keep holding on to them

[@LordSkunk707]

He even put his job at the fighters guild at stake after OHTIMBER heard of his hoarding.

[@tripple-a6031]

Everything is fine until a Nirnroot grows in your house. Also that ending xD

[@sister-anna-may]

You guys are my creative heroes. Please never stop creating content. You are a blessing upon this blighted world, haha.

[@funkydozer]

The 'Hmm' at the end was pure genius.

"An entire wheel of cheese?" Just one?

[@koftte]

When he pulled out the nirnroot I fucking lost it Ahahaha

[@DreadedGrim]

I can actually see a self help group in the elder scrolls 😂👏 Hi I’m Alagear the Splendid One and I’m a skooma addict

[@palmoftheface4969]

Everyone: "HI ALAGEAR!"

[@DennisMoore664]

I'm only here for the Honningbrew mead and sweet rolls.

[@Idhart]

Already loved the video, but that ragdoll ending was what made this perfect!

[@RepKyle95]

Emmett... Oh Emmett... I loved ya, old man. I loved ya... but I couldn't protect ya... oh Emmett! Waaaahhhhh! [Sobbing]

[@Artoff_xDen]

i love that end scene

[@malachyte_art]

This was perfection. I love the attention to detail in all the props and wording, too. What an excellent skit!

[@n3ssdroid853]

Love it so much! This is me, absolutely, every time. Currently replaying Morrowind, 5th or 6th time, not even pretending I'm going to sell it anymore. Placing stuff neatly all over poor Ralen Hlaalo's home, storing ingredients in his decomposing dead body, robes and boots scattered all over the floor. HEAVEN. I am also shamefully addicted to stealing CANDLES and placing them everywhere around the house. Call the fire inspectors to Balmora...

[@zacharyduke473]

This is the best video you have ever made. Thank you.

[@charliezelenowski2701]

I laughed really loud at the ending. It was funny throughout but the animation at the end is perfect.

[@khartoumist1031]

Oh my God that sound effect at 3:00 Perfection

[@emilyb6470]

Ok this is brilliant 🤣🤣🤣And let’s be honest, we are all Emmett