Hobo: Tough Life but I make his life even worse

[@matttheheckingweeb3462]

“If I go _into_ the fire I’ll be warm for the rest of my life!” Well, you’re not wrong.

[@gracehaven5459]

Hahaha! 😅

[@Damianizthebest998]

MattTheHECKINGWeeb except you won’t have a life

[@bbqchips475]

I mean he will be warm maybe even on fire

[@levipinkham413]

@@Damianizthebest998 That's the joke

[@Damianizthebest998]

King Jelly Donut my comment was a joke aswell

[@dead.n.forgotten.540]

“I did it! I won the lottery, I’m a millionaire! How much do I win?!” “80, oh ok...”

[@Blabernaber]

80mil is still alot :-)

[@shiannafoxx]

@@Blabernaber *80 not 80 million

[@Blabernaber]

@@shiannafoxx did you Evan bat a eye at the sarcastic face I made

[@robertaviles8451]

Still though - $80.00 is a fortune to a Hobo! Guarantee you that Mr. "We're not friends!" guy would change his attitude REAL QUICK after you get that money!

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

@@Blabernaber it's hard to detect sarcasm through letters

[@RaniniPastel]

Somehow every game Kevin plays ends with gambling or murder

[@RC-vk1oo]

Or both

[@mrgobbsmacked466]

Don’t let him play real life

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

@@mrgobbsmacked466 Last time he played real life he got hit by a car.

[@SinowUwU]

Ofcourse it does... If it didn't then he wouldn't be Kevin

[@Azure-Flame-Bee]

Or starting a cult

[@thepurplepanda4]

"Is holding superglue, a rope and some toilet paper" Kevin: IM JACKED

[@TwoSandwich]

Kevin: Hey there friends, how's it goi- Me: We're not friends.

[@adamc2957]

What kind of friendzone is this?

[@Kvnproduction942]

adamc295 the fuck you kind

[@lol-mz5mr]

*happy music stops*

[@fickens5643]

This Joke has been banned in your country Reason: Article 13

[@adoptdontshop3911]

Lmao

[@lillowh6126]

“ KZbin is a short term gig” But can you imagine an old man Kevin still playing games making jokes and all. That would be freaking awesome.

[@backwhenthingsmadesense9418]

You misspelled sad

[@robbysleaze5041]

@@backwhenthingsmadesense9418 No he's right.

[@danielholoweckyj9098]

@@backwhenthingsmadesense9418 fuck you!

[@StuffedShirts]

I would be so happy to see old man kev

[@NaN-noCZ]

Fecking*

[@LightLadyES]

Kevin: I got money! I think- Me: No Kevin: I'm gonna get- Me: Kevin, no Kevin: ANOTHER LOTTERY TICKET Me: For fuck's sake, Kevin

[@rai4119]

He reminds me of my gambling addicted grandparents

[@theoperr]

*Feck's

[@tagrisaj3344]

*for FECKS sake

[@the_nikster1]

yep that was pretty much me the whole time. gambling addiction seems to be a problem for our dear Kevin lol

[@Battlesny]

How do you think he became a hobo in the first place

[@idrilzorc8789]

"One man's trash is another man's trash in my pocket" Oh I like that a lot. Gonna paint to a wall in backstreet

[@chill1466]

cop: "i dont have money" kevin : '' i dOnT eItHer" me: me to kevin..me too.

[@SkyRied1]

me too kevin*

[@nosferatunemuritor3062]

Hobo: Tough Life but I develop a gambling addiction

[@dabalo3995]

Lottery Tickets: *exist* Kevin: *ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*

[@duploman1000]

This is actually a compelling critique of the crippling effects of addiction and how they reinforce our own social situations

[@xvilg]

"I always flirt when I'm desperate" same

[@samuelkarlsson5446]

I just flirt in general

[@kidkidkid792]

looking nice today ;)

[@haydenleblanc1149]

oh yeah yeah Very forward

[@theonionsystem7779]

@@ohyeahyeah5231 quite quick

[@magsvots783]

Who else loves the fact that Kevin is showing himself playing the game more?

[@Damianizthebest998]

Maggie votsmier *no*

[@mrekko3462]

@@Damianizthebest998 agreed

[@donaldbeetlestone3271]

Me

[@petergriffinstan420]

my favorite thing about this fandom is how emotionally invested we all are in kevin’s mental well-being and personal growth

[@Clonekek]

Nah I don't like it. If you wanna have your face in a little box on the top of the screen, use twitch.

[@NovaQuinzel]

"You're the long arm of the law you've got to fecking protect me. Screw you buddy you don't have have long arms." I can't stop laughing 😂

[@ArinJager1]

you laugh, but that's a pretty accurate depiction of czech cops >.>

[@QueenRedRosemary]

Him not being able to talk to anyone was dark af.

[@littlekitsune1]

As someone who spent several years homeless, I can confirm this is 100% accurate. Except you gotta get the scratch 'n sniff cards instead, because then you can at least imagine you're smelling real food for when the game is obviously rigged. Amateur mistake Kevin, you'll get better.

[@Jordan-gb3yr]

bacon bit Both.

[@robbysleaze5041]

@@Jordan-gb3yr How are you now?

[@robbysleaze5041]

@@Jordan-gb3yr Yes thanks for the update.

[@sarahbucknall3238]

@@Jordan-gb3yr this is an old comment now, but I've only just seen it. How did your masters go??

[@maenad1231]

@@Jordan-gb3yr **Employee:** “Is that a banana in your waist band or are you just happy to see me?😉”

[@bilbobaggins3984]

“Finally someone talks to me & I’m just away in my own little world.” That about sums up my real life. Also I was in Create a Sim today randomizing last names and Pickens showed up!

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

Being a Hobo is a job itself.

[@Daniel-kq4bx]

Shit im 14 and this is deep

[@waldien5802]

Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions Jesus fuck your playlist is disturbing

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

@@waldien5802 Good.

[@catsoup69]

"If you don't want to work then that becomes your job. theres a lot of overtime and not many days off." - Pat the bunny I don't like Pats music anymore but its true as fuck

[@wahexpo]

TAILS

‘I always flirt when i’m desperate.’ Oh, is that why Jimantha keeps cheating on her husband?

[@literallymarcus]

I stay in a shelter for over six months, finally get into a house, very excited. Finally sit down and see my favorite KZbinr uploaded a video. Oh cool, what video?

[@kin1562]

Literally Marcus genuinely happy for you marcus

[@entropy7860]

@@potential_dog_eater Getting internet is pretty easy nowadays.

[@ArturGlass.C]

@@potential_dog_eater If you have a phone which homeless people probably have because it's essential, you just go to a McDonalds, buy a very cheap drink and you get free wifi. I see a lot of homeless people hanging out at McDonalds to get wifi in my city. They ask for food or a drink some times too if they don't have the money to buy something to be able to stay. Public Library have free wifi too and even free computer access. A lot of homeless shelters have wifi too.

[@kwazplays5118]

Whole video. *hunts for information* *gets information* *ignores information* *gets money* *buy lottery tickets* *loses everytime but once* *wonders why he is broke and hungry* *starts over again*

[@ballistichorse6221]

What is your opinion of mangos?

[@WILLIAN_1424]

@@ballistichorse6221 i think potatoes are better

[@robinl4975]

Love this new videostyle, with gameplay mixed with facecam, i hope you keep using this style :D

[@TheHrabeMi]

OMG, KEVIN PLAYING ANOTHER CZECH GAME I love how he can't pronounce Hanicka 😂

[@hamiltonatthedisco8823]

Seeing as he pronounces human as "uman" (and I love it), it doesn't surprise me that he'd pronounce Hanicka as Annika.

[@BlackDelarose]

Hello, fella czechs.

[@antoninloucka2532]

Which one did he also play?

[@bildo3978]

Kevin: “ im Trying to disprove that beggars cant be choosers” R/ChoosingBeggars: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@gracehaven5459]

I work kn a homeless shelter, it's infuriating how picky the clients are sometimes 😭🤣 like I understand if some types of soap give you a skin infection but some will throw a fit because you didn't give them a name brand shampoo or cereal, like excuse me? I don't even buy name brand shampoo or cereal, this is what we have, privileged assholes 75% of the time. I CANNOT wait till I'm done with college.

[@gracehaven5459]

Funny

[@selty]

Grace Haven I’m sure a lot of them are grateful for the help, though.

[@PowerTrain611]

I was homeless for a few years. 2009 - 2017. Sad part is, I'm 24 now in 2020. The world is a shitty place. But when you've been to the dark and cold side of life, it makes you appreciate the even the shittiest of warm, well lit apartments... and just life in general. Don't take it for granted. 10/6/2020 EDIT: Holy crap! 690 likes? Thanks for all the love, guys. I think this is the most likes anything I've ever posted has ever gotten. Stay awesome, people! 12/26/2020 Thanks for all the love, you awesome people. Over 770 likes, this is one of my most liked comments ever. For anyone in the comments section STILL being harassed by the user Keyboard warrior Dio, just ignore him. Misery loves company and he's clearly very lonely. For the second time, I apologize on his behalf. He thinks he's some awesome edgy man but he's just a miserable child. A real man would have taken a step back and realized he should have apologized long ago, yet he will not relent and grow up. Keep on keepin' on, people!

[@BitTanner]

Bryson Grondin u were homeless at 15? Damn that sucks

[@thefirstsin2988]

Should have rent a flat mate

[@PowerTrain611]

@@thefirstsin2988 It's not that easy when you have no job because you have no money for transportation to a job and nobody will hire you anyway because you look and smell like hell because you don't have a place to shower. See the cycle here? I'm glad everyone thinks being homeless is easy.

[@josedavidmendoza2854]

@@PowerTrain611 literally who thinks being homeless is easy?

[@PowerTrain611]

@@josedavidmendoza2854 The First Sin does, apparently. Look up.

[@cornonthekobi]

Day 42069 of asking ****KEVIN**** to play W H A T E V E R H E W A N T S ok maybe I skipped a few days

[@nickhueper2906]

You’ve been Asking him for 115 years please stop

[@lol-mz5mr]

Day 57 of me asking Karen to bring back the kids 😔😔😔

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Day 20ish of being dead

[@TySama0]

@@lol-mz5mr, no.

[@adoptdontshop3911]

@@TySama0 Karen?

[@ltamha]

"I could have bought two turds of a dog"... I love your accent Kevin!

[@pennylan364]

No brass section allowed? Lmao 🤣 I died laughing at Kevin’s interpretation of that sign...I thought it meant no gas? Cuz it looked like a gas pump to me

[@nicholsjoshua15]

The way Kevin keeps saying "It was rigged from the start" makes me want to play New Vegas.

[@jacobpetrasyoutube]

Kevin: Hey there friends, how's it go... Me: Do I have friends?

[@skoupo]

Dam

[@dailyshitposting3687]

I could be your friend

[@deep_space_finn]

*Kevin as a hobo* "Excuse me, sir, would you like to see a magic trick?" "Okay..." *Kevin gets hit by a car* "Tadaa!"

[@bobograndman]

Ok good at least now I know Kevin's future has been handled.

[@lashyndragon]

Hobo: I'm starving and have a dog to feed Kevin: I don't have any food or money... But I have lottery tickets!

[@kenzbo8045]

I love watching you because your voice literally relaxes me to sleep. That sounds bad but I mean it such a good way😂😂

[@interhistoria5632]

6:10... Love is a burnin' thing . And it makes a fiery ring . Bound by wild desire . Kevin fell into a ring of fire.

[@kitty_gamer23]

Bore Ragnarok Day of the year: 103 Consecutive Bore Ragnarok counter: 105 Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload) Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1 Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)

[@kitty_gamer23]

Heres a meme i stole: imgur.com/7z6BIU1

[@earl8815]

Kitty_Gamer23 BorE RaGNaRoK

[@susumunakoshifan5345]

jesus

[@schiaccius1clay]

Sam Stone came home To his wife and family After serving in the conflict overseas And the time that he served Had shattered all his nerves And left a little shrapnel in hs knee But the morphine eased the pain And the grass grew 'round his brain And gave him all the confidence he lacked With a Purple Heart and a monkey on his back There's a hole in daddy's arm Where all the money goes Jesus Christ died for nothing I suppose Little pitchers have big ears Don't stop to count the years Sweet songs never last too long On broken radios Sam Stone's welcome home Didn't last too long He went to work, he'd spent his last dime And Sammy took to stealing When he got that empty feeling For a hundred dollar habit, without overtime And the gold rolled through his veins Like a thousand railroad trains Eased his mind in the hours that he chose While the kids ran around wearing other People's clothes There's a hole in daddy's arm Where all the money goes Jesus Christ died for nothing I suppose Little pitchers have big ears Don't stop to count the years Sweet songs never last too long On broken radios Sam Stone was alone When he popped his last balloon Climbing walls while sitting in a chair Well, he played his last request While the room smelled just like death With an overdose hovering in the air But life had lost it's fun And there was nothing to be done Trade his house that he bought on the GI Bill For a flag draped casket on a local heroes hill There's a hole in daddy's arm Where all the money goes Jesus Christ died for nothing I suppose Little pitchers have big ears Don't stop to count the years Sweet songs never last too long On broken radios Songwriters: JOHN PRINE © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc. For non-commercial use only.

[@some-replies]

@@schiaccius1clay wut

[@st20332]

0:35 aww Kevin I know you’re only joking but you really do make a lot of self degrading jokes, and take it from my experience, it really starts to become less of a joke and starts rubbing into you, honestly bro you’re funny and seem pretty sweet, give yourself credit and show yourself some love

[@cawareyoudoin7379]

Yeah! :)

[@edoardofrassine9848]

Stan Edwards Come on man, that’s the reason we love him!

[@cawareyoudoin7379]

@@edoardofrassine9848 I mean, speak for yourself! I like him because I play harp, because I want to know some "bad" game outcomes without it feeling bad, and because he says "feck".

[@milkshook8105]

Hobo: Tough Life but we just watch Kevin struggle desperately to talk to someone

[@imagummybearr]

Hobo: Tough Life but Kevin has a gambling addiction

[@squallloire]

Interesting to learn that Kevin has literally no idea how scratchcards work xD

[@thatpashakovalenko1]

Kevin I would loved to hear you narrating audiobooks, your voice is amazing

[@k.g.donathan6271]

Hobo: Tough Life but Kevin becomes addicted to scratch-offs

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

An Irishman playing a Czech game? This is like a wet dream come true

[@Auziee]

The good thing about this game is *CHEAT CODES!*

[@toothlesstoe]

If only someone sold working cheat codes for real life...

[@anyaw743]

toothless toe get rich quick pyramid schemes exist already

[@jollythejackalope]

"Pretty sure he was an arsonist" Takes one to know one, Kevin

[@KozenaDrzka]

2:58 "městská policie" lol it is set in Czech Republic.

[@SnivillusLupin]

Hobo: Tough Life, but all Kevin wants is his feckin' dog......but a scratch off will do.

[@noctornium4830]

6:46 do you realise that you found legendary hobo known in czech republic named Majsner ? he is star on channel Psychopat Bejr :D

[@Main1111]

Maisner is the most popular hobo in Czech Republic 😃 nice seeing him there

[@lilbuck9842]

“Hello friend” “We are not friends” Finally a game I can relate too

[@MrSooS-bu7pc]

+1

[@AntonioOliveira-zs8wh]

I love the little snipets of his facecam in the middle of the video, his expressions are genuinely funny.

[@SasukeUchiha723]

who knew lottery tickets are THAT useful??? Damn, kevin nails being a hobo

[@princessmelly4725]

I watch a lot of gaming KZbinrs but you're the first one who makes me literally laugh out loud. You're hilarious

[@selty]

Princess Melly same!

[@HTPCYMC]

Kevin is going to turn Hobo: Tough Life into Hobo: Tougher Life.

[@feralchangeling97]

He has no computer.🙁

[@cornonthekobi]

therefore he can't clean it

[@mitos2104]

Please play more of this! This was a lot of fun to watch.

[@SendGanudes]

You like to play Czech games I see

[@annakopnicka3167]

Yaaas

[@kristyna9646]

Anooo :D

[@elijahstuffs]

Pivo prosim

[@davidklapka5681]

Ahooj xd

[@RadekCrazy1]

6:55 Fun fact: the creators of this masterpiece are obviously Czech and this Maisner HOBO has become a legend in here thx to one of the KZbinr who record every day life of homeless people. Well he is more into fake videos and making their life miserable for money but still, I am happy to see Maisner in here :-)

[@nighttmime]

Petition for Kevin to play Spongebob: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman

[@idontlikelasagne7211]

Epic

[@globman3]

THIS game is officially 1.0 you NEED to replay this NOWWW

[@RihanBby]

i didnt know my future was made into a game

[@evansyoung5546]

Oof

[@Aurelius_unofficial]

Kevin- that irish whiskey would help The item description- "its not irish"

[@phelovepokemon]

0:41 What's wrong with that? I love my friends 😂

[@gfel9468]

I just found your channel yesterday and HOLY CRAP I’ve subscribed and watched about 50 videos already 😂😂😂 YOUR HILARIOUS. 💯👍🏻🔥

[@rebeccas.6800]

*Hobo: Tough Life but I am a gambling addicted

[@brodiezban7136]

I feel like many youtubers love to brand themselves a certain way whether it be loud or energetic or whatever but you can still easily find examples of them being rather tame and it's just how they view themselves generally. Kevin however brands himself as being evil and good luck finding any examples of him otherwise. Kevin is as pure as it can get.

[@izzy1221]

*W E A R E N O T F R I E N D S*

[@RealBadGaming52]

I live at home with my parents, no job , no future - this game is a training tool for my future

[@billaros1000]

7:37 it's like that Gwyneth Paltrow thing with the foodstamps. Certainly a family with limited income will need 10 limes

[@popewithataco1149]

Yes

[@FrankieCF-ul7dq]

watching this while being homeless is a different experience

[@toddfromaccounting2034]

Hobo: Tough Life? More like Bore: Ragnarok

[@vaclavmichalekmusic]

7:22 behold, the wonderful beer brewery Gambus! :D (Gambrinus rip-off) 14:28 A-ha! I knew this place looked distinctly Prague-ish

[@MartyKay]

It's a czech game! Greetings from Czech Republic :)

[@elijahstuffs]

Did you see it mention Zizkov? 😂

[@MartyKay]

@@elijahstuffs No, just a lot of czech signs and of course I know that it is developed by czechs :)

[@Roteiro92]

@@MartyKay Slovakian game.

[@caeridlock3930]

Now now Kevin, we're also cult members, not just friends. 💜

[@jakefiddler8389]

Kevin has never said condom more in his life

[@kortex5130]

I find it interesting that I just kinda randomly read the text on the lottery ticket, realized it's in czech, and then suddenly I've noticed how so many things are in czech as well, even tho I was oblivious to it before

[@rachelanita5]

I really enjoy your videos :) thanks for the entertainment!

[@Solobuddy]

:)

[@yuungi9391]

:)

[@cornonthekobi]

:^)

[@scopophobia4018]

Kevin’s laugh brightens my day ❤️

[@sammydanger7287]

I love how this just fueled my addiction to scratch tickets. I was on the edge of my seat each time Edit: I also learned that Kevin does not know how the scratch ticket payout works.

[@williamb8691]

I like how i turn up the brightness and literally kevin blinded me

[@skeletonking1154]

I feel like if you were homeless you would have a pet roomba

[@paigecouperthwaite2646]

Me and my brothers friend were sat watching you for ages before my brother realised one of his friends were missing. He’s a yr11 and I’m a yr7...we both love your videos so much!

[@cohencyr3254]

Hobo but the Gambling Addiction Continues After I Become Homeless

[@ElkorGod]

*runs up to hobo* OMG ARE YOU COSPLAYING HOBO TOUGH LIFE ?? I LOVE IT IT'S SO REAL LOOKING

[@ThatKindOfGuy]

Hobo: Tough Life but it's really Kevin's inevitable future.

[@jonvulfe7742]

Hobo to the Fitness Trainer: Do you have any spare change? Me, an actual fitness trainer: not likely.

[@Fosten12]

Kevin this game entered 1.0 now you should play it again

[@maxitrocken7849]

Kevin and a game developed in my country. The perfect combo.

[@alitem3364]

Hobo simulator we have peaked! Also day 137 of asking Kevin to sing take me home country roads

[@academyjason]

Being a master hobo will be so depressing to bear because youve been a hobo for so long youve become good at it and never leaving that "setback" that happened in your life

[@cyclopsboss4515]

At 10:56 Kevin becomes Benny from Fallout New Vegas

[@skilletborne]

The horrible thing is that most of the jokes and frustrations Kevin makes throughout this are real struggles that people go thru. It hits slightly too hard.

[@flysundew8711]

Get me the fek back on the sims 4 and death road Kevin And before you all say it...no I’m not fake I am genuine Jim Pickens

[@maxhydekyle2425]

Nobody tell Twitter about this video. Kevin said Gipsy which is apparently considered a slur now.

[@TTVArgusGuy]

*_If you can’t improve your own life, just destroy other people’s lives!_*

[@user-pt6ko1dr9m]

This game exists. God does move mountains. And hobos.

[@patronsaintofpoison]

As a former homeless person (I lived in tunnels normally used for diverting floodwater), I think this is an accurate representation of life "out there", but where is the compulsory prostitution? The teenagers setting you on fire whilst you sleep? The other homeless people who would sooner kill you than they would steal from you (they kill you, then steal from you)? Most importantly, where are the narcotics which enable you to sleep on the bare concrete all night OR enable you to stay UP all night watching for anyone who might want to set you on fire? I recommend crack cocaine "I always flirt when I'm desperate"

[@daiquanrichardson1944]

You know it’s bad, when your only fun is to scratch the whole lottery ticket 😂😂😂

[@jeffmeme6635]

Gambling is addictive That's what I've learned today

[@uppymcdowny58]

Hobo: Tough Life but Kevin doesn't understand how scratch tickets work