No video

Cafe Simulator is an incredibly frustrating experience

  Рет қаралды 1,668,818

Call Me Kevin

Call Me Kevin

Күн бұрын

Get tickets to Insomnia Dublin with the below links!
Single Day - bit.ly/2mpJj66
Weekend Tickets - bit.ly/2kqz1St
Internet Cafe simulator, the simulator no one asked for but we all needed
/
Twitter: / callmekevin1811
Instagram: / callmekevin1811
Edited by @Kippesoep001, @TropicalFreeze2 and Kevin
Patreon Producers ♥
!Ryn
_anightonmars
_Scott Tilbury
A_Lovecraftian_Horror
Ace Games
Adam Midderigh
Addie McKenzie
Adrian Hart
Adriano Semrau
Aisha
Aleena Hanson
Alex Harris
Alex Jacobs
Alex McLeod
Alex Ohlsen
Alexander Quiroz
Alexandra Comben
Alexcia
Alexis
Alexis Simonow
Alpine Escape
Amber D
Amy Sowada
Andrew Scoledge
Andrew Urbanczyk
Anecdote Games
Angelique Mallas
Annie Z
Annie10010
Anthony Carbone
Arran wynne
Ash Young
Aspen
Ava Victoria
AwesomeOK1
Barry
Beckie Williams
Ben Mckimm
Beth
Beth Potts
Bjarne Olsen
Bloom Bloom
Bore Grognarok
Brett
Brianna
Brittany Lester
Brittney Tucker
Broken Toothbrush
Brum
Cackles
Caitlin Thompson
Calhoun Cattell
call me kevin
cambrieljedi
Cameron Stewart
Captainjv
Cara Barugh
Carlton Harrison
Carson Ivey
Casey Brelsford
Cassandra Huynh
casterlyrockstar
Catelyn Berglund
Catnip
Charli Walker
Charlotte Stokes
Cheesemaster
Christina
chromaticcanuck
Clayton Garrett
Cocoa Castilla
Cole L
Colleen
Conner Orman
Connor David O'Brien
Connor O'Toole
Connor Rowan
Cynical Doge
Daisy Harbourne
Dale agace
dalula
Daniel Higgins
Daniel Neugebauer
Daniel Vikestad Fornes
Daniela Jensen Eyng
Daniella Cioffi
Dankmus
DarthPink
Dat boy jessie
David Angle
David G
Dingus McKah
Dolly Llama
drain
Eerie Merles
Elaine Lov
Elijah Lipkin
Elisa Shafer
Elizabeth Brown
Elspeth Shell-Moyer
Emma Bussenschutt
Emma Clark
Emperor Tomato Ketchup
Espen Sande Larsen
Estie
Excinic
Fabienne
Faith Barnett
Finn H Drude
Float
FreyaLovee
G.I. George
Gabby Dawood
Gabriella Hahn
Gaetan Aguentil
Gratzster
Gremph
Grike
Hanna Cooper
Hans Christian Madsen
Harrison Garrett
Heather M
Heather Wain
Henrik Hansen
HummaKavula
hundi
Icy Elemental
Ida Emilie Jensen
Idril
Ingvild Svendsrud
Jace Dalhover
Jack Gregory
Jacob Seymour
Jacqui Sebo
Jaiden
James FitzGibbon
James Highmore
Jannik Jokić
Jason Brooks
Jaxsen
jenreifu
Jessica Kiefer
Jessica Robinson
Jessica Stewart
Jessie Medina
Jill
JMui
Joe Duncan
Joe Wallis
Johanna Wernecke
John
John Nelander
Jonathan Cullinane
Jonathan Youngblood
jonica
Jonny Wheater
Jordin MacDonald
Joseph Warner
Josh Strike
Joshua Fisher
Julia Miller
Jundarian
Kara Bond
Karin Mayville
Katharina Schindler
Katherine Krapf
Kathleen Bruce
Kathleen Phillips
Kathryn Moody
Katie L Wheeler
Katrina Singley
Kay Reilly
Kendra McIntire
Kerrie-Ann Good
Khouri Buttersworth
Killian McKenna
Kristina Gonzalez
Lachlan Trickett
Laura Klein
Laura Nemeth
Laurelin
Lauren Miedel
Laurence Knott
LeadingTie9
Lennart Achterberg
Leonard Ratzlaff
Libby Kamen
LightningZBolt
Lilith Costas
Logan
Logan Carter
Logan Fasano
Lorraine
Louise Ivy
Luana
Lucy Buglass
Lucy Hedges
Lukas Nowak
Luke Ragland-Lutz
Lupe White
Madison Leigh
Maeve
MagicalFlyingFox
MagnificentMaja
Maiken Lian
Malin Soderlund
Mama Nico
Marco Beltran
Marco Hoermann
Marco Zijlmans
Mason Horsley
Matt Brennan
Maxicide Smith
Meesh
Megan Ballou
Meowsanthropy
Michael Thorne
Mikaela K
Mikail Afzali
Miranda Wolfe
Misery
MissPengywin
misterbob
Mitchell Stevenson
Momina Erdosy
Moriah Allestad
MortalityMyAss
MrNerdWalker
Nadia Ruotolo
Nathan Sauve
Necia Navine
Neva Granger
Niall Carson
Nick Vagelakos
Nicoa-Jane Henfrey
Nicolas Schmuck
Nicole Archer
Niels Benecke
Nils Roloff
Obscurelex
Oli Skivington
Paige phillips
Paintingfoxes
palimdrone
Pete Ficken
Philipp Wagner
Phillip Wesolowski (Gundanium Entertainment)
Pia Salter
ponastoyashemu
Pylades Drunk
Rachel Cook
Rachel Wheeler
ragnar300
Rannveig Lien Nilsen
Ravid Alon
Renee Lassen
ReReRe
Rikz Dehli
Robin Lindström
Robyn Gray-McMath
root87
Rowan Aldridge
Rowanoake
Ryan Churchill
Ryu Takeru
Sales Associate Steve
Sam Albon
Samantha Bellomo
Samantha Lambert
Sami Kuutti
Sarah Garland
Sarah Nicholson
Sarge
SaturoAnni
Sean Ramirez
shandon slowey
Shane Amanda
shane mclernon
Shane Murphy
shelley floryd
Sheri Gruver
Simon Hanna
Sir Jimothy of the Pickens
SirWarsworth
Squibidy
Stephanie Lenz
Stephanie Robinson
Sydney Stamford
Tadhg
Tayla Hart
Terry_Wrist
Thatguyspike
The Uwe
TheDjinn30
Thomas Cave
Thorstein Rysjedal
Tim
Timothy Grassi
Timothy Varney
Toby Gerbes
Tommi Pausio
Trinemaus
Tristan Kyle Moore
Tímea Farkas
ughitstanja
Veronika
VeryTori
Vicky Clenny
Victor
Victoria Papagni
Weston Forester
Whitley
WhoopsieDaisy
Will Coston
Wren Cheryl
Yeetmundur

Пікірлер: 1 400
@Joana-K
@Joana-K 4 жыл бұрын
"What?!" got me every single time, I'm not even kidding.
@Engardian
@Engardian 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin’s just really something special like that.
@nic0_nic0_n0pe9
@nic0_nic0_n0pe9 4 жыл бұрын
"you must deactivate this man" absolutely slaughtered me
@reilious
@reilious 4 жыл бұрын
I guess you were deactivated too then, shame.
@realhuman5688
@realhuman5688 4 жыл бұрын
Reilious Happens to me all the time.
@FloridaGuy53
@FloridaGuy53 Жыл бұрын
forceshutdown.exe engaged_
@roseofindigo7911
@roseofindigo7911 4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations Kevin for being a great youtuber. This congratulations was 100% genuine and totally not some scheme to steal your bitcoin.
@WorldsWorstBoy
@WorldsWorstBoy 4 жыл бұрын
4:22
@mhdfrb9971
@mhdfrb9971 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin should collaborate with Brandon
@jf1376
@jf1376 4 жыл бұрын
14:40
@Freddie_Kurst
@Freddie_Kurst 4 жыл бұрын
No you’re exposing him! The police’s going to teleport all his miners away!
@kaufmanbaby
@kaufmanbaby 4 жыл бұрын
I love your videos and watch it all the time
@fizzy9226
@fizzy9226 Жыл бұрын
8:45 "Anna is ... 4 miles away". That's some impressive foreshadowing. I just hope she's not a bitcoindigger after all.
@TheIrishDino
@TheIrishDino 4 жыл бұрын
The weirder the game the funnier Kevin is in my opinion.
@MondoDook817
@MondoDook817 4 жыл бұрын
Dino The TRex idk , scribblenauts was pretty fecking funny
@kalikoserpent
@kalikoserpent 4 жыл бұрын
@@MondoDook817 ehhh, he just kept using guns to solve things. He didn't even TRY cthulu, smh.
@TheBrimmyRat
@TheBrimmyRat 4 жыл бұрын
@@kalikoserpent rtgame be like
@TheBrimmyRat
@TheBrimmyRat 4 жыл бұрын
The more freedom it gives him the funnier it is.
@MondoDook817
@MondoDook817 4 жыл бұрын
Generic Cynic true
@dannystirling5458
@dannystirling5458 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m not going to do anything worthwhile with my actual life” - Kevin 2019 but also me everyday
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 4 жыл бұрын
Forming a cult is pretty worthwhile
@katiewheeler9212
@katiewheeler9212 4 жыл бұрын
Hard same! It makes me think of my Sims becoming doctors, gotta make sure they move up the professional ladder but then here I am stuck at the same job for 8 years 😂😂
@aliveslice
@aliveslice 4 жыл бұрын
@@katiewheeler9212 well games give quick reward for comparatively low effort, which can be good or bad depending on how you choose to use that activity. For instance, I rarely play..since I don't have energy to play games, only watch others do it.
@Lunaskyuwu
@Lunaskyuwu 4 жыл бұрын
same though 😖😢
@wackojacko4397
@wackojacko4397 4 жыл бұрын
@@katiewheeler9212 hellooooo nurse.
@ThatSherbieGuy
@ThatSherbieGuy 4 жыл бұрын
“Just like I bought all my fans on KZbin..” You guys are getting paid?
@draco5991rep
@draco5991rep 4 жыл бұрын
It ain't much, but it's honest work
@panic8085
@panic8085 4 жыл бұрын
No but Kevin promised me that he'd free my parents if I keep watching his videos
@whytho8856
@whytho8856 4 жыл бұрын
@@panic8085 kevin promised you he'd *free* them? he only promised me he'd feed mine! i feel scammed! i- uh- i mean, i love kevin haha!
@leifang1211
@leifang1211 4 жыл бұрын
I get paid in breadsticks and a room in the basement. It's great! Pleasehelpihaven'tseendaylightinweeks.
@waywardinaway
@waywardinaway 4 жыл бұрын
What?! He only promised me a toilet in my basement cell! #scammed
@duckiemcquacker6639
@duckiemcquacker6639 4 жыл бұрын
Getting hacked simulator 2019
@BennyLlama39
@BennyLlama39 4 жыл бұрын
In the words of GrayStillPlays, "Hack computers, dammit!" 😀
@andrewb3760
@andrewb3760 4 жыл бұрын
@@BennyLlama39 so we're back with the only game that lets you commit war crimes on civilians and sell their burnt bodies to an orphanage
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 4 жыл бұрын
@@BennyLlama39 you know funnily enough, I just got into gray. Gotta say, I'm enjoying him so far
@shiannafoxx
@shiannafoxx 4 жыл бұрын
@@IamaPERSON Same. I've been watching Kevin first but his playing style and humor is similar to Kevin's so I enjoy watching him
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 4 жыл бұрын
@@shiannafoxx same here!
@Longshanks1690
@Longshanks1690 4 жыл бұрын
Oooh, I've heard of this cafe! If you can actually survive, you get 50% off! #Bargain
@aced7439
@aced7439 4 жыл бұрын
wth Edward I? Really?! Don't you want to be Edward II, the King of Partying?
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 4 жыл бұрын
Me: 50% off of what though? *Gets cut in half* Me: oh, that's CLEAVER!
@Longshanks1690
@Longshanks1690 4 жыл бұрын
@ACED No, because I can actually tell monarchs apart from one another and not half-remember Horrible Histories songs.
@ceb4007
@ceb4007 4 жыл бұрын
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England okay
@charliefriend4373
@charliefriend4373 4 жыл бұрын
If you don’t die there Jim will kill you
@freduardo7499
@freduardo7499 4 жыл бұрын
When will someone make a Kevin Simulator thats what I want to know
@herdustisverypretty
@herdustisverypretty 4 жыл бұрын
The Pewdiepie game but it's about Call Me Kevin instead.
@CrimsonCrusader104
@CrimsonCrusader104 4 жыл бұрын
You mean Satan simulator? I think that exists
@ZombieMiezz
@ZombieMiezz 4 жыл бұрын
You mean Sims4 with mods?
@Zeina107
@Zeina107 4 жыл бұрын
Freduardo Vr only haha
@hoplite12neo
@hoplite12neo 4 жыл бұрын
Goat & Duck Simulator are probably the closest we'll get for now...😢
@nyuphology
@nyuphology 4 жыл бұрын
3.5 🌟 " The manager made me feel very safe when he hit a random person who tried to steal my monitor. but he was not very helpful in trying to get rid of a ghost that always kept telling me I was bad at minecraft 2 😔"
@MrKing-771
@MrKing-771 4 жыл бұрын
Minecrafter 2*
@godspeed2272
@godspeed2272 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrKing-771 MinerCrafter 2*
@maxbracegirdle9990
@maxbracegirdle9990 2 жыл бұрын
"*Though the joke about the mice on the floor had me laughing for hours."
@wasabi5338
@wasabi5338 2 жыл бұрын
8:45 I love that Kevin will soon have a girlfriend named Anna months after making this video lmao
@Reac2
@Reac2 4 жыл бұрын
"When a homeless person enters your caffé it might make the customers uncomfortable" THE HOMELESS PERSON IS THE ONLY ONE IN HERE!
@carzdroid
@carzdroid 4 жыл бұрын
The hobo feels uncomfortable by his own presence
@amberyoung9162
@amberyoung9162 4 жыл бұрын
Yet another example of discrimination against the homeless. Jim would serve all his customers (puffer fish, but he'd still serve them).
@Vechyaslaugh
@Vechyaslaugh 4 жыл бұрын
The owner of the cafe stays in a hotel...doesn't it make him kinda homeless?
@Thenoobestgirl
@Thenoobestgirl 4 жыл бұрын
@@Vechyaslaugh good point...
@codyleggett4636
@codyleggett4636 4 жыл бұрын
Technically, yes and no.
@ManicMama.
@ManicMama. Жыл бұрын
Him screaming "WHAT?!" everytime he got hacked has me dying 😂😂
@bunnybaca
@bunnybaca 4 жыл бұрын
Game: want viruses Kevin: sure! Gets hack” Kevin: WHAT!?!?
@Thenoobestgirl
@Thenoobestgirl 4 жыл бұрын
**surprised Pikachu face**
@kazetehsquirrel4790
@kazetehsquirrel4790 4 жыл бұрын
@Juan Cortez Muro No.
@OddJaguar15
@OddJaguar15 4 жыл бұрын
Hey know this is a random place to ask but who did your profile image? I like the fluffy Lucario look.
@bunnybaca
@bunnybaca 4 жыл бұрын
OddJaguar15 (select your partner) on KZbin, sorry if it looks weird but its a joke on poke porn, no really dirty stuff tho
@OddJaguar15
@OddJaguar15 4 жыл бұрын
@@bunnybaca Ah, i think i've actually seen that before, it's kinda of a shame. The art style is really nice and if i ever got money i'd like to get a commission in it's style.
@Ashethetics
@Ashethetics 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin in the Strip Club: “Why is there a private room?! That’s so weird!” *pure* ❤️
@FirstFallSnow
@FirstFallSnow 4 жыл бұрын
He's so precious
@hamsphere8330
@hamsphere8330 4 жыл бұрын
agree
@waismartialarts1
@waismartialarts1 4 жыл бұрын
Lol Im pretty sure he meant why did they go to the effort of putting in a private room in a video game about running an internet cafe
@sneezingsuspense
@sneezingsuspense 4 жыл бұрын
That's so cute omg
@hayk3000
@hayk3000 4 жыл бұрын
In case you want to share secrets with the girls.
@auraicide4883
@auraicide4883 4 жыл бұрын
You know it's serious, when it's so frustrating that Kevin couldn't even add a "But" to the title
@thanosgallagher4433
@thanosgallagher4433 4 жыл бұрын
But has disappeared again! This is too stressful!
@shacochad7052
@shacochad7052 4 жыл бұрын
@Juan Cortez Muro no
@SaraMcGlynn_Is_AWESOME
@SaraMcGlynn_Is_AWESOME 4 жыл бұрын
Right? Ahhhhhh
@pessimisticslytherin8712
@pessimisticslytherin8712 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin: * breathes * Computer: H A C K E D
@sinner9192
@sinner9192 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin In Hobos Life: *uses all his money on lotto tickets* Kevin in Cafe Simulator: *uses all his money on lotto tickets*
@AlmalexyaBlue
@AlmalexyaBlue 3 жыл бұрын
Liste, I know it's been a year, but Kevin in BitLife :
@potatogames5410
@potatogames5410 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: *loses bitcoin * Also Kevin: *A S S A U L T T I M E F E C K E R S*
@merlin5523
@merlin5523 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: "im not going to do anything worthwhile in my actual life" Also Kevin: Sings Ring of Fire and Country Roads
@afloofyvixen9514
@afloofyvixen9514 4 жыл бұрын
Also also kevin:*keeps us entertained everyday*
@axelthealpha8147
@axelthealpha8147 4 жыл бұрын
Ring of fire? More like BORE RAGNORAK
@visassess8607
@visassess8607 Жыл бұрын
@TurboGamer Yeah that joke is years old at this point
@zvisger
@zvisger 4 жыл бұрын
The amount of chaotic energy he blasts out in the scene where everything goes red and he says "Come in?" Is off the charts. 10:50
@awholelottaaxolotl2117
@awholelottaaxolotl2117 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin's "I hope to see you next time" keeps me alive tbh so thanks for that
@FraniiandJessie
@FraniiandJessie 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@xoltacueponi
@xoltacueponi 4 жыл бұрын
"Why is there like a private room" that's how we know our Kevin is a good boy
@Defiantbluefire
@Defiantbluefire 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing 😂
@iamarok
@iamarok 3 жыл бұрын
Such a good Catholic boi ❤️
@catsballs9657
@catsballs9657 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he was confused why they made a private room for a game about an Internet cafe.
@NamariCo
@NamariCo 4 жыл бұрын
Cafe Simulator: But everyone has food poison.
@BennyLlama39
@BennyLlama39 4 жыл бұрын
There's something like that in real life... it's called Chipotle. (Yes, the restaurants.) 😀
@Kai-zz3no
@Kai-zz3no 4 жыл бұрын
You mean food poisoning ahaha
@rain3339
@rain3339 4 жыл бұрын
*but all the food has poison in it
@gaspardsavoureux8680
@gaspardsavoureux8680 4 жыл бұрын
@Juan Cortez Muro shut the fuck up and stop spamming your shitty video no one cares
@Conceptcreator
@Conceptcreator 4 жыл бұрын
Am I the only who finds it annoying that with loading it is %5 instead of 5%? No wait.... I should say: %5 is it loading with that annoying it finds who only I Am
@wallflower1435
@wallflower1435 3 жыл бұрын
!point whole the That's
@Conceptcreator
@Conceptcreator 3 жыл бұрын
@Naufal Hafizh i mean... you aren't wrong!
@gabrielgarza2474
@gabrielgarza2474 3 жыл бұрын
eurt
@BloodyVisualKeiJoker
@BloodyVisualKeiJoker 3 жыл бұрын
@@wallflower1435 not point whole the that's?
@coolgurl2033
@coolgurl2033 3 жыл бұрын
🙄 well as annoying it find i. not youre, no.
@Stuntman707
@Stuntman707 4 жыл бұрын
"The first step of any cafe simulator is to go to the strip club" - Wasn't expecting that but OK.
@destinywhitaker8319
@destinywhitaker8319 4 жыл бұрын
"Where’s my bat!" is my new go to when inconvenienced. Thanks, Kevin.
@rankovasek1987
@rankovasek1987 4 жыл бұрын
Café owner: *stands around watching someone using computer* Customer: *Uses computer* Thief: "This desk now belongs to me"
@Argiopocalypse92
@Argiopocalypse92 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but this is one of my favorite CallMeKevin videos. It's this, and the Scribblenauts series. I've watched them all multiple times.
@chloe4983
@chloe4983 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder what Kevin was like with shoplifters in his shop before 😂😂😂
@chloe4983
@chloe4983 4 жыл бұрын
Kuku V.2 you know what, I wouldn’t put it past him 😂😂
@saltypretzel4154
@saltypretzel4154 4 жыл бұрын
Ruthless
@bananasinfrench
@bananasinfrench 4 жыл бұрын
“Anna is 4 miles away” me, Anna: I am?
@Vtlaghe69
@Vtlaghe69 4 жыл бұрын
He didn't upload yesterday I thought he got hit by another car
@SessVlogs
@SessVlogs 4 жыл бұрын
Valid line of thought, tbh
@korialogo
@korialogo 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that we have to say “another” is both funny and sad.
@aliveslice
@aliveslice 4 жыл бұрын
There is another.
@whatsupwituholmes3978
@whatsupwituholmes3978 4 жыл бұрын
@Juan Cortez Muro shut heck up
@TheMoviesManX
@TheMoviesManX 4 жыл бұрын
@Juan Cortez Muro gtfo with your shitty self advertising
@dannybarclay1996
@dannybarclay1996 2 жыл бұрын
Any time Kevin says "dollarinoes," or any other Flanders-style words, it makes me feel an immense amount of joy...it's the little things we pick up from the media we consume that really counts.
@RubyBlueUwU
@RubyBlueUwU 4 ай бұрын
Kevin is like Flanders from that one treehouse of horror where he was supreme overlord of earth
@crucifilth3952
@crucifilth3952 4 жыл бұрын
“Now the police won’t be able to get to the minors” ~ Kevin 2019
@WorldsWorstBoy
@WorldsWorstBoy 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: Uploads Me: *"WHAT?!?!"*
@pauladams1310
@pauladams1310 4 жыл бұрын
I want a video where Kevin records himself cleaning his house and improving his life.
@jordankahl8327
@jordankahl8327 4 жыл бұрын
“Gently set it down..” - Kevin, throwing the table
@IceCrystalWolf
@IceCrystalWolf 4 жыл бұрын
"What kind of flea market sells gaming chairs" Swedish ones. I actually bought one
@potatogames5410
@potatogames5410 4 жыл бұрын
"I cant beat everyone up with a baseball bat" I've never related more.
@iamarok
@iamarok 3 жыл бұрын
He does what he can 😂
@bagle1012
@bagle1012 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for always making me laugh ❤️ my engagement just got broken off.... so I have been having a hard time, but you always make me feel better
@cesca3968
@cesca3968 4 жыл бұрын
Im sorry to hear that, I'm sending my love to you! ❤ just know that when something doesn't work out, when something or someone leaves your life, the space is about to be filled with better 🙂👍❤ don't feel discouraged! you deserve love and happiness and you will get it, stand in your strength and know your worth! Dont take anything less! ❤
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 4 жыл бұрын
It sucks you got your engagement broken off, but look at the bright side: you've been successful without someone before, you can stay successful now! (I'm trying to be optimistic)
@becgould3772
@becgould3772 4 жыл бұрын
I am really sorry to here that. Hugs and 💛 I hope things get better for you.
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 4 жыл бұрын
@Juan Cortez Muro wow, you are disgusting. There's a person that's having a problem, and here you are, not even trying to help him feel better. Unbelievable.
@noty_night
@noty_night 4 жыл бұрын
*Some hacker from Russia steals bitcoins from Kevin* Me, being Russian: Wait a sec...Mom! Please just don't tell me that uncle Vova found out our password for wifi again...
@siyotsistu
@siyotsistu 4 жыл бұрын
Underated
@siyotsistu
@siyotsistu 4 жыл бұрын
Is nobody except me allowed to write on this comment?
@kakahass8845
@kakahass8845 4 жыл бұрын
@@siyotsistu Yes i don't exist you're hallucinating.
@bruceluiz
@bruceluiz 4 жыл бұрын
Woman from the internet: Hey there babe. Wanna have a good time? Me: *HANDS OFF MAH BITCOIN*
@kingkangaroo6182
@kingkangaroo6182 4 жыл бұрын
Me watching Call Me Kevin: "Well helloooooo...GAMER"
@NoteToLoser
@NoteToLoser 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Hey there Kevin my name is Friend and today...
@kakahass8845
@kakahass8845 4 жыл бұрын
@@NoteToLoser "Hey there kevins*"
@0liver243
@0liver243 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Jim! Is "Cafe Simulator but it's an incredibly frustrating experience" available to talk?
@potatogames5410
@potatogames5410 4 жыл бұрын
"Block police access to the miners" So glad we have context here.
@scidefy6192
@scidefy6192 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: I am going to do my best. Kevin a few moments later: I bought bit coins. Also Kevin: Someone hacked me and took my bitcoins.😢 I feel bad for Kevin he tried his best.😁👍
@Poke-ladd
@Poke-ladd 4 жыл бұрын
A drinking game ever time he yells “What!!”
@thatpixelgirlangie
@thatpixelgirlangie 4 жыл бұрын
"You'd think he might be...up to...something..." DID YOU JUST SNAPE US.
@TheSpankster
@TheSpankster 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to leave my door open the neighborhood seems safe." Comes in next morning "Why is there trash everywhere I think someone broke in!"
@peruviansatan1969
@peruviansatan1969 4 жыл бұрын
hey kevin congratulations, I love your videos and watch them all the time
@engel2583
@engel2583 4 жыл бұрын
The guy sneaking around at the start is how i imagine kevin walks around everywhere
@mrsbasia122
@mrsbasia122 4 жыл бұрын
Every few seconds: Low growling of Kevin slowly starving.
@AlexAlex-fg8ew
@AlexAlex-fg8ew 4 жыл бұрын
‘I’m not going to do anything worthwhile in my life’ Kevin-2019 Also Kevin: Uploads entertainment for thousands (or millions) of people everyday and is always hilarious.
@volgax3646
@volgax3646 4 жыл бұрын
Alex Alex except yesterday
@venom8771
@venom8771 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta watch this video after the sequel just came out
@pootissandvich7463
@pootissandvich7463 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like the motto of this game is "When in doubt... _Assault"_
@SasakiKaki
@SasakiKaki 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: *walks on people* oh I wouldn't mind having this skill. His Fans: ;)
@darklusare7582
@darklusare7582 4 жыл бұрын
😍
@neonz2712
@neonz2712 4 жыл бұрын
That desktop background is straight from Firewatch. 😂
@irishgamerkerrielouise
@irishgamerkerrielouise 4 жыл бұрын
Bought the VIP pass for Insomnia on Saturday. Can't wait to meet you! :)
@sneezingsuspense
@sneezingsuspense 4 жыл бұрын
:)
@purplep0tamus452
@purplep0tamus452 4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations, Kevin, on being the most Irish youtuber!
@shelbyhulmes3227
@shelbyhulmes3227 4 жыл бұрын
This was uploaded 8 seconds ago and I don't know what to do with myself
@StormtrooperWho
@StormtrooperWho 4 жыл бұрын
Just shout *BORE RAGNAROK* at the top of your lungs, it's a tradition here
@shelbyhulmes3227
@shelbyhulmes3227 4 жыл бұрын
@@StormtrooperWho damn what a missed oppurtunity
@xxRAINA1xx
@xxRAINA1xx 4 жыл бұрын
Oddly enough “da post office” Is a pretty accurate name for a internet café I’m mean you ARE posting comments IN an office.
@GMMReviews
@GMMReviews 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: "Heres me as a young lad" Later Kevin: *"I dont know if I'm a man or a woman"*
@boopthesnoot4465
@boopthesnoot4465 4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations Kevin, I love your video and watch them all the time!
@koeseman1
@koeseman1 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin! Where were you yesterday!? I was no joke, waiting for your upload all evening 😂😂
@Blackcheddar
@Blackcheddar 4 жыл бұрын
1:47 with captions on, you're welcome 😂
@C0zm0deus
@C0zm0deus 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin being frustrated in the first place is a game in itself. I love these videos 😂💙
@solarisdevorak
@solarisdevorak 2 жыл бұрын
I know this is 2y old but ... Congratulations, Kevin! 🎉🎉🎉
@avelengaming5234
@avelengaming5234 4 жыл бұрын
I'm happy seeing Kevin always on the trending
@whiteday26
@whiteday26 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: "Just like I am buying fans on youtube" Me:"There are people getting paid?"
@stephaniehandy4910
@stephaniehandy4910 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin you’re my favorite! Plus your Irish accent is delightful ☺️
@01claudLO
@01claudLO 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly the rate at which post offices are dying and the rate at which hipster cafe names are growing, Da Post Office as a 'cafe' name is completely understandable. Sounds like a sick brunch house to me.
@petergriffin536
@petergriffin536 4 жыл бұрын
*We love when Kevin is rly lazy but has to post anyways*
@maddypoop_6465
@maddypoop_6465 4 жыл бұрын
Day 89 of telling Kevin that he’s the best KZbinr on this platform and we all love him Day 29 of telling Kevin to sing Sweet Home Alabama
@brainkiller7503
@brainkiller7503 4 жыл бұрын
Why do u have a PewDiePie logo if Kevin the best KZbinr?
@liquidtvafternoons5315
@liquidtvafternoons5315 4 жыл бұрын
Shut the fuck up.
@jaythenolongerbluemama6844
@jaythenolongerbluemama6844 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin has to be approved by Alabama to sing it it's Alabama law
@sierrachavis-conner3179
@sierrachavis-conner3179 4 жыл бұрын
@@liquidtvafternoons5315 Y?
@Tsuyoshi_Kanda
@Tsuyoshi_Kanda 4 жыл бұрын
@@sierrachavis-conner3179 shut the fuck up
@ashleywilliams4896
@ashleywilliams4896 4 жыл бұрын
You didn't post a video for one day and I was so worried you got hit by another car. Glad your safe Kevin but please don't scare us like that!
@thedarkwhisper2206
@thedarkwhisper2206 3 жыл бұрын
Everytime Kevin said "what" in surprise is funny😂
@parisianham9251
@parisianham9251 4 жыл бұрын
"You must deactivate this man" *Agent 47 has entered the chat*
@the_one_titan3381
@the_one_titan3381 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin sure did buy me With his funny personality This is officially the most cringe thing I've said but I stand by it
@throwaway5511
@throwaway5511 Жыл бұрын
The cafe I used to work at actually used to be the local post office. I worked there was they were just opening and we had people come in EVERY DAY asking if they could send a letter or where the nearest post office was lol They were very sweet though and some of them ended up being regulars.
@user-gy3bg7jt8z
@user-gy3bg7jt8z 4 жыл бұрын
a new kevin upload always makes my day. like genuinely he’s the one youtube that can play anything and i’ll watch it in its entirety
@cosmic2183
@cosmic2183 4 жыл бұрын
5:23 what do you think was gonna happen Kevin 😭😂
@americancynic
@americancynic 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! He’s back!
@Engardian
@Engardian 4 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the success of your channel. I love your videos and watch it all the time.
@FloridaGuy53
@FloridaGuy53 Жыл бұрын
Wow, Kevin, keep up the good work. Proud of you.
@thornepp6286
@thornepp6286 2 жыл бұрын
This is a very pleasant video
@shannensoulsby1859
@shannensoulsby1859 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t even count how many time hot single girls in my area have taken all my bitcoins 😢😢
@iamarok
@iamarok 3 жыл бұрын
Were they sexy/hot and single? 😂
@thisaintphilosophy7161
@thisaintphilosophy7161 4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations Kevin, you deserve it.
@ironicugandan5826
@ironicugandan5826 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin opening a internet cafe reminds me of that Simpson's episode where homer opens up a internet business and comic book guy asks if he has all this techobabble. Homer just replies "Can I have money now?"
@zouqyy301
@zouqyy301 4 жыл бұрын
Day 13 of telling Kevin that he's loved and appreciated and that he should keep up the funny videos
@neszta
@neszta 4 жыл бұрын
best comment award 🥺
@sethdonahue515
@sethdonahue515 4 жыл бұрын
It’s like that homeless man game spend all the money on scratch cards hahaha
@jamestalkscomics
@jamestalkscomics 3 жыл бұрын
currently sick - thanks for being great entertainment for the week :-)
@issykatts1205
@issykatts1205 4 жыл бұрын
"It's just no one ever congratulates me over anything. I'm not used to it. So when it happens I get kind of overwhelmed." Kevin, SAME 😂😂😂
@EmmyAndDeskyUnited
@EmmyAndDeskyUnited 4 жыл бұрын
Um, the only internet café I've heard of belongs to a quirky man from Florida...
@jooordey
@jooordey 4 жыл бұрын
You only just finished watching the video
@Nyanako_VT
@Nyanako_VT 4 жыл бұрын
Did this "Florida Man" try to trap people inside his cafe, and have his chef hide the bodies in their burgers, per chance?
@herdustisverypretty
@herdustisverypretty 4 жыл бұрын
@@Nyanako_VT And also murder House MD
@errorloading813
@errorloading813 4 жыл бұрын
"Well hellooo gamer." Yep sounds like Kevin a "professional" gamer.
@WhatsMyFandom
@WhatsMyFandom 4 жыл бұрын
Your "What!?" when you got scammed killed me!
@kingsl.s9741
@kingsl.s9741 4 жыл бұрын
One my favourite KZbinrs and most consistent
@coryman125
@coryman125 4 жыл бұрын
14:21 "Internet cafe but no games to play" Alternate title for this video?
@thomassmith3131
@thomassmith3131 4 жыл бұрын
I was worried you were gone😂
@SPOOKiE_GRND
@SPOOKiE_GRND 4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations for having over 2 whole subscribers Kevin!
@mr.platypus280
@mr.platypus280 4 жыл бұрын
my recommended always gives me kevin's newest videos so yesterday it got super confused when there wasn't a new one so it just started giving me all his past videos. in other news, guess who went on a past kevin binge!
Game Dev Tycoon but I ruin the gaming industry
20:25
Call Me Kevin
Рет қаралды 3,2 МЛН
Thief Simulator but I'm the worst thief ever
14:09
Call Me Kevin
Рет қаралды 1,7 МЛН
SCHOOLBOY. Последняя часть🤓
00:15
⚡️КАН АНДРЕЙ⚡️
Рет қаралды 13 МЛН
Schoolboy Runaway в реальной жизни🤣@onLI_gAmeS
00:31
МишАня
Рет қаралды 2,8 МЛН
My Cheetos🍕PIZZA #cooking #shorts
00:43
BANKII
Рет қаралды 27 МЛН
the most realistic life simulator ever made
15:50
Call Me Kevin
Рет қаралды 1,3 МЛН
6 Ridiculous Gimmicks Too Beautiful for This World
8:39
outsidexbox
Рет қаралды 2,7 МЛН
Cooking Simulator adding a TV Network DLC was a bad idea...
17:26
Call Me Kevin
Рет қаралды 1,6 МЛН
streamer life simulator was a mistake
18:28
Call Me Kevin
Рет қаралды 1,4 МЛН
GTA but this mod removes crime and makes it wholesome
14:18
Call Me Kevin
Рет қаралды 727 М.
Bus Simulator but I'm the worst bus driver ever
13:00
Call Me Kevin
Рет қаралды 1,5 МЛН
This game combines two very different genres
31:08
Call Me Kevin
Рет қаралды 956 М.
Planet Zoo & Minecraft (with Anna_Chess) | 2021-04-13
3:29:47
CallMeKevin Stream Archives
Рет қаралды 791 М.
I played the worst simulator game on Steam so you don't have to
20:08
Call Me Kevin
Рет қаралды 1,1 МЛН
SCHOOLBOY. Последняя часть🤓
00:15
⚡️КАН АНДРЕЙ⚡️
Рет қаралды 13 МЛН