Hoechella at Coachella | Stiff Socks Podcast Ep. 170

The boys riff on how Trev was trappin' at 13, why banging in jacuzzis is the worst, and how influencers are getting pimped out to go to Coachella. They also help a listener with a rubbery cum problem and see what's poppin' on Megan's Law.
Come see Stiff Socks LIVE at the Netflix is a Joke comedy festival in Los Angeles Saturday May 7th. Tickets at www.trevorwallacecomedy.com or www.blaucomedy.com
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TREVOR WALLACE ARE YOU THAT GUY? TOUR:
Buffalo, NY: Apr 29
Toronto, CAN: Apr 30
Huntington, NY: May 12
Philadelphia, PA: May 13
Baltimore, MD: May 14
San Diego, CA: May 19
Los Angeles, CA: May 20
Tickets at: trevorwallacecomedy.com/shows/
MICHAEL BLAUSTEIN’s TOUR DATES:
Bufffalo, NY: May 11
Syracuse, NY: May 12
Austin, TX: June 17-18
Las Vegas, NV: June 24-25
Rosemont, IL: Aug 4
Chicago, IL: Aug 5-6
Tickets at: blaucomedy.com
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Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off tickets with promo code SOCKS when you download the app.
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[@StiffSocks]

Comment below what you want us to write on the Yaris before we blow it into the stratosphere this weekend. We'll tag the top 5 most liked comments on it before it goes BOOM.

[@nathancross6258]

One word "Splat"

[@AaronNunoDances]

FULL SEND

[@josevelasquez9802]

Promo code Socks

[@Hades-xr6vz]

GODDAMN

[@PickleRickSanchez]

Cum

[@TrevorWallace]

GOOD BYE YARIS

[@austynsmith1150]

GOT DAAAAAAAAAMN!!!

[@austynsmith1150]

Topic for next podcast- Face tattoos (tattoos on the face) I have my moms initial and my youngest sisters initial on my face. How do you feel about tattoos on the face of they have significant meaning

[@jessicae9786]

Cash back for gas! Hahaha I feel weird bc this isn't an add and I'm not a promoter but I love this app!

[@tabormckee9639]

Just bought a Yaris 😂😂😂

[@tabormckee9639]

Also hell yes I’ll see u in Austin Texas boi

[@ashbish9636]

Glad to see that Michael still has good physical health

[@XORshorts]

A huge Stiff Socks logo would be great on the Yaris!

[@ryansigillo3004]

"LETS GO RAMS" Better be on the Yaris

[@mrtx1297]

“Butt Plug on Wing Night?!?! Gooooood DAMN!”

[@juliogarcia8D]

Blow up the Yaris? More like blow up gabe's back **inserts cool emoji**

[@maddisson12]

happy 420!! 🤪 I couldn’t wait for this to drop!!

[@chasebanton1727]

Finally Blau you're coming to Vegas! I'll be there hopefully both nights! (And the venue is literally right next to a good local brewery too)

[@allenhammons9923]

They have such good chemistry

[@SMEEDW0KER]

GAHHHDAMNNN IM ROCKED UP FOR THIS EPISODE

[@shnivball489]

“COPTAINNNNNNN” better be on the list

[@brettwilson09]

Honestly these 2 together is a hilarious pod! Keep it up gents!

[@kodacain03]

“SHARADON” needs to be in there.

[@alanrickles9285]

Back in the day Chuck e cheese used to serve beer and when I was in the army we used to go to Chuck e cheese to drink and try to meet Milfs.

[@brick_boi_9882]

got damn i love you two cant wait to see it BOOM

[@Rachel-0]

55:39 “that’s a pretty taneous decision” 😂

[@Glitter.Is.Meta87]

Calamari is sooo underrated!!! So right Michael 🎉

[@portlandsamber]

Looked up P's in my neighborhood and spotted someone I see every day so that's going to be fun tomorrow now that I know.

[@chrazen5153]

Trevor: we are blowing up the yaris. Me: I wish my name was "up the yaris"

[@ethathan]

" Five and a half jacuzzi, come onnn" lmfao 45:30

[@FeedTheTribe]

Finally bruh I was wondering why it wasn’t out yet

[@amywilko8551]

Yasssss new episodeeee

[@lotan9398]

Trevor talking about bagels during passover is ILLEGAL

[@blitzstriker3]

greatest podcast

[@Lauriel994]

goatee... i call that the flavor saver

[@TheSugarbaby21]

Ayeee Seattle!

[@nathancross6258]

Splat has to be on the yaris when it goes sky high

[@lukasnightingale5079]

I was watching that same JRE episode. Honestly super interesting to see the effects of plastic on us, and it has made me start to eliminate most of the unneeded plastics in my life

[@sophiafike5208]

camelbak is the water bottle name, my family made us pack them on every vacation to save drink money 😂

[@lotan9398]

I would love to see this on patron without ads to be honest

[@aaronramirez7866]

That gawg gawg 5000 to blow up the yaris

[@MegaGeNeRaLEE]

R.I.P. “Blowing up the Yaris bit” 🙏🏻

[@daniellauritsen5684]

GAAAAAAATDAMNNNNNN

[@switchflip9550]

bricked rn

[@juliogarcia8D]

1:11:15 HAHAHHAHA my D is the British bc its coming 😭😭🤣👌 (the British are COMING)

[@abbiewathen5308]

GOT DAMN!

[@gmunz360]

Dudes definitely snorting that dolphin dandruff

[@justinh9342]

Yaris coin going to the MOON baybaaay!!

[@justaguywhoplaysgames]

Your really entertaining

[@justinwalters1141]

BLOW UP THE YARIS

[@locker-roomdwarf3549]

GOD BLESS

[@lucashammond9513]

Captain Gigi of the USS I love you

[@TheKasasKid]

Call Of Duty Daddy

[@aztekka1133]

Y’all should get Theo and Schulz on here at the same time. That would be legendary

[@TheCity619]

Cooter pond

[@alexc7314]

Trevers packing heat, and Michael likes feet

[@painakatsuki7001]

Gotdamn should be on Yaris

[@Jessemasonpalmer]

nice

[@Prod_D]

I wanna pop a Molly at a Walmart & f**k a Sponge Bob creation too. Sounds fun.

[@aaronbeckman9889]

how is owning a gun a “cork” ??😂😂

[@lasvegascrisis]

manscaped ball spray for the tant

[@MrRyancraftftw]

Get Stella Barey on the Netflix live

[@CharlesHam1906]

One Stiff Yaris

[@tylerfranklin90]

“TITLE” across the hood

[@chelseymakes]

conceived my son on ecstasy 🥰

[@tonyleon0011]

The dates you both lost your feetginitys gotta be on the Yaris 🦶

[@dariengilmore8271]

“Wet wet”

[@jacobbellayuto9766]

There are tons of home runs nowadays

[@emelineedgett1677]

“Splat”

[@ThePowerSentai]

Michael never needs a physical again because he’s in great physical shape

[@Grindcorpx]

Did anybody else notice my man said too many colors like an empty bag of Skittles

[@MattyG47]

Michael didn’t say anything about the Indianapolis show 😭

[@lasvegascrisis]

fuck yes dude!!

[@joshuaconant3216]

"You don't get me wet wet"

[@haydenmathey1943]

SHERIDAN!!!

[@ethanhoward2681]

WET WET

[@jameskoplin1518]

On Yaris "Sex isn't the answer, sex is the question, yes is the answer." or "Title?"

[@sammidepalma3539]

Like nickelbacks song S.E.X says YES, sex is ALWAYS the answer, it's NEVER a question cause the answers YES, oh the answers YES, NOT just a suggestion, IF you ask the question then it's ALWAYS YES, YEAHHHY

[@willrhoades4608]

I bet gabe likes toes just as much as toofine bleaustien

[@adamversteeg36]

Floor general

[@treyday5200]

Bobby lee is a mutant on the yaris

[@HaydenLucke]

💛

[@xboogax1204]

can of beans.

[@dubetoob]

Yo if micheal has a foot fetish and is also a comedian who has jokes about said foot fetish does that mean he has a professional foot fetish

[@michaelaragon463]

Let goooooo

[@commandereagle1780]

Wet Wet’s name better be on the side of that shit

[@michaelaragon463]

I typed this with my rod

[@michaeldagle4968]

"2FineBlaustein can't get it WetWet"

[@jacobzerah617]

I got some LSD for you Trevor hopefully I run in to you at coachella

[@princeproductionsgaming1515]

Letsssss gooooooooo

[@Double-AStudios]

Micheal whatever you do don’t fuckin go downtown Seattle cause that place has gone to shit. It dirty as fuck and the homelessness is out of the fuckin work. Don’t go. But.. if you want drugs then go down there cause it’s basically legal to sell them. If your lookin got somewhere good to go for like lunch or something with the mom, go to Edmonds. Trust me it’s a really cute beach town.

[@ellstackeradventures]

Yooo

[@swagal6491]

Coochela

[@user-qh3gc3sq1v]

Sayoynaris

[@tonyleon0011]

Who’s thayarus and why we blowin him ?

[@brandonwilson9614]

Bruh, blue chew isn’t available in Canada!? L 😐

[@kamplaysbass]

jacussy

[@johnathangarcia2625]

JaAaaCOOCHIE

[@tristintaylor6709]

STAR 105 IM FUCKIN

[@MrCelty4]

Come on you guys have to have money for better cameras

[@nabs6784]

It’s Sad

[@antoniovidovic8111]

Y'all aint get high like that huh?

[@phinehasjacob9122]

Why it gotta be hoechella? Why can’t it be Brochella?

[@matthewmcmahon2201]

START beef with STEVEWILLDOIT and then he will blow it up with you and then he will buy gabe a new Yaris and it will be a great collaboration idk those are my thoughts

[@matthewmcmahon2201]

Obviously a FAKE beef for laughs

[@YourAlphaOLOS]

As an owner of two yarris’s I can’t condone this violence. But I do wanna say keep it up.

[@seankennedy7428]

Michael Blaustein and Jeremiah Watkins have something about them that makes me not like their comedy. I feel like they try to hard. Trevor is being held back majorly by this podcast. He needs to link up with chris destefano, theo von or chris delia

[@rustyfembot494]

Trying be big time but you’ll never get there

[@adamversteeg36]

Gg

[@nonaps]

i like turtles