Reverse Cowgirl Colonoscopy | Stiff Socks Podcast Ep. 230

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The boys have are back to tackle the big questions, like can Superman have sex with normal people?, do singer-songwriters need to get cheated on to have a good career?, and is the Apple Vision Pro headset going to ruin America? They also help a listener that’s been getting long-term gifts from a long-term ex and learn some surprising facts about one night stands.
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Trevor's Tour Dates:
Stamford, CT: June 15-17
Long Beach, CA: June 22
San Diego, CA: June 23-24
Los Angeles, CA: June 29
Tempe, AZ: July 6-8
Austin, TX: !!SPECIAL TAPING!! July 14-15
Tickets at www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Michael's Tour Dates:
San Francisco, CA: June 23-24
Washington, DC: July 6-9
Sacramento, CA: Jul 21-22
Indianapolis, IN: Aug 10-12
Oxnard, CA: Aug 25-27
Madison, WI: Sep 7-9
Irvine, CA: Sep 15-17
Denver, CO: Sep 28-30
Tickets at www.blaucomedy.com
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0:00 - Bad Bish Songs, Double Down Cooter, Country Music Hoes
13:59 - Cheated On Musicians, Apple VR Porn, Parallel Parking
32:04 - Nervous Guys, Tit On a Spit, Occasional An*l
38:02 - Michael The Gold Digger, Homeowner JO, Superman Cum
47:18 - Best Cereal, Reverse Cowgirl Colonoscopy, Male OB-GYN's
58:41 - BRING OUT THE OCEAN, Baby Apartment, 360 Cooter
01:10:03 - Uber Debate, Bored of Sexting, Spotify Gift
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[@user-ce6td5cl1m]

We need a Jack interview please. Am I the only one thinking this? It would be absolutely hilarious

[@daniellauritsen5684]

WE NEED IT ON THE PATREON

[@user-ce6td5cl1m]

YES

[@justinlunsford1720]

Yes!

[@maddieadamsx]

I’m thinking it’s because maybe he doesn’t want his face posted anywhere but still do a audio only interview or something I wanna learn more about him lol

[@user-ce6td5cl1m]

@@maddieadamsx 100%

[@ria8894]

i love the fact that if youre a listener, u can notice their friendship and self development

[@court3223]

“You off the adderall?” “Oh yeah” 😂😂😂

[@somerandomdudelonelyAF]

😂

[@audreytavelli3376]

Y’all should have dropouts pod on I think that Zach Justice mad Jared would be so hilarious around these two.

[@vulperine8807]

The bit about the giant using the cement truck as a flashlight is hilarious

[@user-ce6td5cl1m]

Been here since the axe throwing days. Best podcast ever

[@fortytwo9517]

Blaustein on fire past few episodes, can listen to him chat sh*t all day

[@ethathan]

Michael from the kissing clip: "I love that" 😂 GET IT ON THE SOUNDBOARD

[@m_warren]

No one going to mention that Trevor’s haircut is so hot this episode!! ❤️ love that for him!!

[@thomasm4155]

“Have you tasted your pee ever”(from Michael) he 1000% has peed in his own mouth before 😂

[@makenzielyon8617]

love the long episodes! making this flight to Spain so much easier

[@Redphantom-dt7vo]

As a guitar player Bass is relatively easy to "play" but watching bass players the skill ceiling is crazy with thumping and slapping and knowing where to fill bass is actually probably harder to play in a band.

[@zanderboettcher3115]

As a bass player that plays bass, yes exactly. Until Tosin Abasi came into existence and made a new skill ceiling for guitar players by doing thumping and slapping as well, man is crazy

[@xxoshelby13_]

I love the longer episodes!!

[@calebherring387]

Best part of Wednesday lfg boys

[@zachwood3188]

PLEASE GET MORE MERCH. I've been waiting for so long!!

[@justinbreeze]

Oct 20 Philly tho !!!! Let’s gooo imma be there ,,, every Wednesday y’all drop a banger keep killing it guys

[@Erinlizp13]

See you Friday in CT Trevor!!! so freaking excited

[@tayloranthony1285]

I love the way you both talk about women, good guys it makes me smile

[@miaferradas7410]

Shoreline lawn seats are indeed immaculate.

[@H3H3HEE]

My favorite boyssss

[@nothinggraphicdesign9753]

ordering sashimi and side rice just to make nigiri is insane

[@camerontarantino5425]

Where is Trevor’s special coming out?

[@cfuckyou1]

It’s hilarious when Trevor says when I was in college frat times.

[@kristenfortner-rodriguez6802]

Great episode!! You guys are hilarious

[@cocoababy100]

1:23:09 when Michael said “in the house” in the Gigi voice I DIEDDDD😂

[@hannah-gracedavis1335]

29:00 i live in tennessee so the way they are talking about valet parking like it’s no big deal is insane to me

[@frankwickizer7392]

Y'all are so funny! Bring back Air Bnb, hotel, and Florida Marriott episodes.

[@jadecigobia1905]

Hilarious episode guys! 😂 loving it! ❤️ Hi from New Zealand 👋

[@_Waingro]

Gabe or Jack u gotta tell Trevor about his alfalfa in the back, Help your mans!

[@juliogarcia8D]

BANGER AS ALWAYS #nutonfloorgang

[@abandonablesnowman]

Women pee out of urethras, which are connected to the bladder 😮‍💨 lord help these men

[@brianarogers2989]

Michael “gimme the keys” 😂

[@dr.binjohnson7776]

Moves like jagger, it's a banger

[@dx200913]

I guess Michael has never seen A Star is Born? The remake had a loose correlation to that plot lmao. The end of it did at least 🤣

[@Ramiiel]

Let's gooo stiff socks

[@snappy8666]

quality episode

[@greggrei]

“My wife’s not gonna have a dad” 😂💀👨

[@lastwomann]

is anyone gonna tell the that you don’t pee and bleed out of the same hole 👹

[@ac1dace950]

I'M OFFICIALLY CAUGHT UP WITH THE POD Y'ALL

[@cactusjayyy]

bro said one eyelash on her forehead 😂😂😂😂

[@alwysz9390]

29:37 tht lil sneak diss

[@terrysoltau]

Hey guys, I've been a fan since day one. I have crohns disease and I've had like ten colonoscopys. Basically you drink a gallon of solution to clean your bowls out (does not taste good) and the next day after prep you do the colonoscopy. You lay on your side and the anesthetics doc will ask you to count down and you go out. Then there's like a camera on the tip of this cord and they go in and take pictures. I've had to do enemas as well for awhile too. You have to hold the enema in your anus for a certain amount of time then desecrate it.

[@ProducingTheAnomaly]

Who’s gonna tell Blau there is 3 holes down there??

[@yallisun]

Golden Grahams! 💛💛💛

[@mrgibbets34]

1:33:43 totally agree. Also it’s so easy to just reset your password to almost anything now, bros really is just trying to stay in her life

[@devanh7934]

My life is now complete they've discovered country music

[@dumbstuffatkeltonshouse4044]

You guys should come to North Dakota

[@dennismarlowe5524]

Trevor is looking Hot today

[@m_warren]

RIGHT!!!! The hair is on point today! 😄

[@collinjahns5213]

Demonetized?? Gonna be a good pod

[@AlexxWoodwick]

As a woman who’s had many of sexual encounters myself, I would NEVER fucking EVER get in an Uber just free ballin it in a short dress after sex, especially if there was a cream pie involved. That’s honestly disgusting and kind of messed up to who’s ever car that is. I truly don’t understand why she would do that . . .

[@VtecInDaCrx]

Ay! Country be slappin somtimes lowkey

[@rafigladboy]

Love this podcast from Bangladesh.💝

[@leeni247]

Had a colonoscopy a couple of weeks ago, they get you to lie on your left side.

[@user-by5qw6uv1j]

As someone who works at a dealership. They do drive them.

[@moonsovermyhamii]

already came

[@BackDaFUCKUP1213]

Parents bedroom? Lmao that was her first time wit me in my moms room😅😅😭🏌️

[@marcus_558]

Michael is so funny he’s just so unique it’s awesome. At the doctor put googly eyes on your ass and see how long it takes the doctor to realize.

[@CassandraL666]

Gotta be that guy…. Florida Georgia Line isn’t real country. Most recent country music isn’t country music. It’s all pop songs with a twangy singer and a little banjo. But! There’s a huge resurgence of legitimate country coming out. Like Charley Crockett!

[@fortytwo9517]

1:33:11 lmao Trevor

[@Morgan_gundlach]

Can we please get a Jack and Gabe reveal 😂

[@WorldlyBuddha]

we've had numerous Gabe reveals

[@gabrielatamargo2541]

55:22 Trevor you good ? 😅

[@ClaireRachel]

Just got to 38:00 and as I'm in Dubai, you definitely don't have to be wealthy to get a good girl. My ex was a millionaire but that's not the point... it's definitely not essential. So many young millionaires are insecure over there and have abandonment/loyalty or alcohol problems. It's definitely not the country to easily find your husband/wife.There aren't many funny guys out there either so I think the both of you would do phenomenally as it would be refreshing, but I think London will treat you better.

[@23sexycutie]

I do love frozen yogurt .

[@jakesmall3454]

Golden Grahams let’s fucking go! I’ve always said that

[@radicalgamer2634]

What’s the luke combs song name?

[@Reuben_Garza]

how is there no mention of today being flag day

[@Reuben_Garza]

never mind 1:27:58

[@jinx710]

Did you guys delete the Matt interview lol

[@chadbaciocco1962]

“Oh I’ve done many episodes with you”😂😂

[@Handlebarnpc]

32:38 😂

[@billtaylor107]

Idk why but I love it when country haters start liking country; y’all need some Koe wetzel and brothers osborne

[@kaedenolivas]

Guys maybe someone can help me here, why am i not getting the 16 free meals with the discount code?

[@uzziahtoya2633]

I live in New Mexico😆

[@TheUsz28]

Obsessed by Mariah Carey is about Eminem lol I bet you didn't know that

[@callistameyer5572]

❤❤❤❤

[@haileyrose9444]

I think it’s okay for Michael to tell her no for the Uber. She’s a independent woman he’s right. Loved the pod!

[@jimmymullins4106]

17:16 no

[@bryantbravo9363]

Those WeHo problems…start looking east and they drive to you

[@Mylesfinch]

Ugh, Michael. You're loaded. Just pay for the gd uber. The woman the prize tbh

[@Handlebarnpc]

If this pod wasnt adhd i wouldnt watch,

[@therenegadecraftsman]

If you bought her the Uber and slept with her, did you pay to sleep with her?

[@e-heromanny4348]

@2:25 Florida Georgia Line is for conservative White people who want Rap aesthetics in their music without having to listen to Black people 😅

[@finnscribner363]

Florida goergia line=trash and I like country music

[@sweetpea775]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[@Koolkid2374]

Am I the only person that has stopped dating someone cause their driving is bad? I find that so unattractive 😬

[@ScottyBeen1000]

Trevor needs his own podcast. This other guy ruins every episode. I'm never watching this podcast again ✌️

[@fadlanf2231]

cum