Hogan's Heroes - Blood & Guts Klink (Shorter Version) Season 6 Ep. 18

[@koblerville923]

This clip is such a comedic masterpiece that I had to rewatch it again.

[@muffs55mercury61]

My stomach often hurts due to laughing,,,,LOL.

[@erichr9746]

"I come from a long line of Ruthless Klinks". 😆

[@torqued666]

That was a thing of beauty.

[@daveallman3981]

I agree, hysterical!!

[@u.v.s.5583]

An endless line of ruthless Klinks leaving trails of blood and guts all across the human history.

[@bobmalack481]

'Ruthless Klink's' (translation)- paper pushers.

[@davidmusser511]

Priceless!!

[@Dare_To_Game]

Klink's dual pearl handled Lugers are absolutely priceless. I never noticed that before.

[@lawrencelewis2592]

thanks for pointing that out- I didn't notice on the first viewing. Funny as hell!

[@joeylawn36111]

Col. Wilhelm Patton.

[@joeylawn36111]

"They're Ivory! Only a cheap New Orleans Pimp would carry pearl-handled pistols!"

[@jimstenlund6017]

@@joeylawn36111Supposed to be yeah, but those aren’t Ivory, I bet the show got it wrong on purpose.

[@joeylawn36111]

@@jimstenlund6017 I was quoting the line from _Patton_ ....

[@justin764]

I like how they gave Klink two Lugers, just like Patton with two revolvers.

[@BELCAN57]

Two ivory handled lugers!

[@BELCAN57]

@Tony Gutierrez I believe the full Patton quote from the movie is "pearl handles are for pimps in a cheap New Orleans whorehouse"

[@rickerhart907]

And the polished helmet and riding crop

[@rickshannon6848]

Ya , Old Blood and Gut,s Klink ?

[@Praise___YaH]

Guys, HERE is Our Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

[@samuelmaltry6727]

A bathing suit!?!!??! FOR STALINGRAD!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love it !

[@darkhunter5293]

Gotta love the confusion there!

[@joeylawn36111]

Don't see why you couldn't go swimming in the Volga River - the river is east of the city (Stalingrad is now Volgagrad). In the summertime, of course....

[@ericpmoss]

How they kept a straight face with Klink strutting around... genius.

[@FrauWilhelmKlink]

I would have been too busy laughing and admiring him in his uniform. 👍🏻💙

[@andrewpestotnik5495]

@@FrauWilhelmKlink Hugo Boss

[@FrauWilhelmKlink]

@@andrewpestotnik5495 Yep!

[@Praise___YaH]

Guys, HERE is Our Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

[@colonalklink14]

​@@Praise___YaH You're an idiot.

[@codlogic7060]

God i love this show

[@johnbyerlein6682]

"For a change, I agree with you."

[@David-ic4by]

A long line of ruthless Klinks…comedy genius.

[@headshotsongs9465]

That's why Werner Klemperer won two Emmys.

[@br1729]

He was perfect in this role.

[@pressureworks]

4:48 General Burkhalter has a chuckle.

[@165Dash]

Klink and Hogan had real “chemistry”.

[@shenghan9385]

They did. It would seem.

[@briancashman2204]

In in no

[@ashcarrier6606]

They were quite good friends, in reality.

[@CR-zh8xj]

Klink: I wouldn’t dream of leaving without you, Schultz. Schultz: FORCE yourself! 😁😂🤣😁😂🤣😁😂🤣 🥰🥰🥰

[@FrauWilhelmKlink]

Poor Schultz. At 2:10 Klink announced he was going too and Schultz's face is at first like "wait, what?" but then turns to "Oh hell. How did I get dragged into this?" Then at 4:35 he looks so depressed. Poor guy!

[@spencer5654]

Hogan and his hero’s went gangster on Becker lol 😂 love that part.

[@thekingsilverado8419]

I used to work for Col Klink. We were burning old paint off the side of the elevator shaft of a Funeral home when it caught fire. I wasn't employed any longer than that...

[@andrewpestotnik5495]

I love that he's carrying two ivory plated Lugers

[@doreenchen1024]

I never thought there existed a Hogan s Heroes community, I watched this with my dad when I was young. The German version was funny as hell.

[@Raider19582]

The best television series ever!

[@HEDGE1011]

“I come from a long line of ruthless Klinks!”

[@joshron99]

When comedies on TV were actually funny.

[@mr.c1563]

What happened to good entertainment. Now it's just propaganda and agenda driven garbage.

[@robertpreston2220]

@@mr.c1563 sad but true

[@eltonron1558]

I just love Leon Askin. The ultimate perfect pompous German general.

[@muffs55mercury61]

Leon (1907-2005) really added spice to the show. I believe he also lost a lot of family to the Holocaust like John Banner did.

[@beckypeters5449]

N​@@muffs55mercury61Robert Clary (Corporal Lebeau) was in a Nazi concentration camp for jews he lost a lot of family and that is why he always wore long sleeves so the tattoos number from the camp wouldn't show

[@libertyordeaf]

@@muffs55mercury61 Very True. He and Banner were actually good friends, having worked in the theatre together in Vienna before the war.

[@cloudstreets1396]

Whenever I feel blue Hogan’s Heroes never fails to pick me up.

[@Bob-bb3ur]

Same here

[@patrioticjustice9040]

Fun fact: Old Blood and Guts was the nickname of General George Patton.

[@CalebsRailFilms]

1:00 General Bulkhalter, Colonel Becker and Sergeant Schultz’ faces when he rocks up on the sidecar is priceless! 😂 Whose that? It looks like... I don’t believe it! Always have a giggle at that line. I love this episode! I have every single episode on DVD, all six seasons. When TV was real TV. Thanks uploading lad. Cheers Caleb

[@jennymk01]

I keep watching this show over and over, I think my brain thinks one day another season will appear and I'll see how it ends. 😭

[@johnjones_1501]

I keep hoping they make a movie that answers that question. Of course it would have to be with all new actors. I don't know if any of the original cast is still alive.

[@magicsinglez]

The final episode is the one where a V2 rocket is moved inside the camp. Burchalter and Klink launch the rocket, it malfunctions flying out of control. Hogan asks, ‘what’s that direction’? Burchalter say, ‘my house, for one thing’. Then the rocket crashes down and explodes.

[@bobt5778]

Burkhalter's character was great and had many memorable one liners. Occasionally he would be a dedicated General, but mostly he was after women and schnapps!

[@joeylawn36111]

Burkhalter's character was the funniest to me - always getting mad/yelling at Klink....

[@MrZauberelefant]

Like many German officers

[@pretzelstick320]

the two pistols with pearl grips is a nice touch

[@muffs55mercury61]

Leon Askin (1907-2005) was an awesome addition to the show. He makes me crack up and laugh as him and Klink don't have any love lost between them. I believe Leon lost a lot of family in the Holocaust as John Banner did.

[@EdwardDean-z4f]

Lebeau lost his entire family.

[@muffs55mercury61]

@@EdwardDean-z4f Terribly sad.

[@FrauWilhelmKlink]

There was no love lost between Klink and Schultz...at one point in one of the episodes he hears Klink calling for him and says "Oh, what does HE want?"

[@juliebryne2903]

Klink:i wouldnt dream of going without you! Schultz:force yourself!😂

[@robertbruce6750]

Great episode of a marvelous wartime comedy series with wonderful and memorable actors and scripts.

[@upthedownescalator630]

Speaking of legs, there goes your chance to meet Miss Karlof! Hilarious

[@thomascochran5826]

karkoff stoopnagel

[@markmadonia2867]

I have to buy a bathing suit for Stalingrad!😂

[@douglasstrother6584]

The Volga River is "refreshing".

[@carolcanuso8636]

I loved HOGAN'S HEROES,THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR VIDEO 👍🙏🙏

[@ashcarrier6606]

Werner Klemperer was the heart and soul of the show.

[@counttommymarion7319]

Cuz Schultz family makes the some of the most beautiful multi-generational toys

[@AlbertMorjaim]

Does anyone see the resemblance of Guering and General Volkharter ?

[@supremegrandchiefosirisel9527]

Old. Good and guts I love it!!!

[@neilgerace355]

I do hope you like fish and chips!

[@Praise___YaH]

HERE is Our Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

[@aaronsimonsen2893]

burkhalter's sarcasm is just priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@antonbrum5492]

Love Hogan's Heroes.

[@165Dash]

Bathing suit for Stalingrad...LOL. Who wrote this stuff?

[@Envy_the_Darksider]

I mean Hogan did trick Klink into believing that the German officers at the Russian front are actually enjoying themselves at a secret resort XD

[@charlesaguilar1708]

@@Envy_the_Darksider YES! Watch the whole episode, if possible.

[@ldchappell1]

Werner Klemperer was was quite specific to the writers about how he intended to play Klink. He would not do the part unless Klink always came off as bumbling and incompetent. He did not want viewers to ever sympathize with Klink.

[@bobt5778]

Yes, I heard the same thing. This was a funny show that walked a thin line.

[@MrZauberelefant]

His cousin, Werner, wrote in his diary what would become LTI, a book about Nazi changes to the German language. He stayed in Dresden throughout that period

[@Envy_the_Darksider]

Aw... You didn't show Klink's trip to Stalingrad get ruined.

[@sportsygirl8]

That's the best part of the episode!

[@djmech3871]

In this Camp we go by the Klink Convention. 😂😂😂

[@malarucoon]

4:50 Burkhalter is trying his best not to laugh.

[@gravesclayton3604]

1st time I noticed his pearl-handled Lugers, lol!

[@gerrygrzywinskl6135]

Love this video

[@juliebryne2903]

The best part of this is when hes riding the motorcycle through the camp with a sidecar for schultz and it splits in half and crashes klink and schultz into the barracks!😂😂🤣

[@counttommymarion7319]

That's actually a really good family motorcycle.

[@juricich6756]

damn. schultz face after the nurse joke... like he knows he's gonna die on the russian front and he can't bring himself to get upset at their comment.

[@FrauWilhelmKlink]

The one time Klink actually wanted to go to the Russian Front and Burkhalter got in his way. Damn.

[@Menyhard]

I think the general was trying. To help him. Because he is his friend

[@samuelmaltry6727]

2:33 🤣🤣🤣🤣 maybe a indoor spa ?

[@Warrior-Of-Virtue]

Does anyone know where I can stream this show? I can't find it anywhere.

[@juliebryne2903]

They cut off the best part where schultz and klink crash the motorcycle into the barracks!!😂😂

[@counttommymarion7319]

They put the pegs down but they never put the logs to slide down the pegs. The logs are larger than the pigs about three times and then they just slide down holes that are hand drilled through it or chiseled. Then it have a solid wall that goes to the full height of those pegs there.

[@jakewilson910]

Hogan and Klink have connection!!!

[@JesusFlores-uy6mb]

Ok, Baby Ruthless Toothless...

[@kennethlindsey8357]

KLINK We need soldiers on the Russian Front, Fighting men.

[@MrRailchaser]

Where are the full episodes? All I see is trailers

[@rogelioVela1985]

3:40 lol he reminds me of Gunther from Deux Ex " I will follow you on every move"

[@daveassanowicz186]

Col. Klink was the Real Star

[@paulstecker5693]

😂😢😮😅 Colonel plank says he's got to buy a bathing suit and general Burke call. That said for Stalingrad. I think Colonel clink is going to buy a speedo outfit and it tried to impress all the women out there.

[@miroslavklose779]

...and this is my arm

[@rem1762]

You cut the video too short.

[@kenclark9888]

This is not a complete episode

[@WestCascades]

None of them are. Just more clickbait bullsh*t.

[@realbenking]

Klink is dressed like Patton, and their calling him old blood and guts 😂 just realized

[@daviddaniel4687]

4:19 Check out poor Schultz.

[@BorisLandorf]

"I do hope you like fish and chips"

[@therealjizzwizz]

"Klink Convention" 🤣

[@davidcontini7217]

I come from a long line of ruthless Klinks!

[@cloudstreets1396]

Sprechen sie poker??

[@doloresvargas6450]

my husband Tony love watching these shows

[@counttommymarion7319]

Because they hang them as participation in counterfuge. Or shot. As well as all the other people who are sharing connections in whole zone. To purge flux.

[@tripham9422]

We are electrician and you say we freeze to dead ...dream on

[@neilgerace355]

He is an airman, not a soldier. Give him a bomber.

[@Savchenkov1]

One thing I always wondered about watching this series and any other show depicting POW's was this; These guys would have been captured wearing the clothes they stood in, so how could they continue to wear one uniform everyday for years on end? The German's certainally were not going be able to reissue them clothing if and when it wore out. Wool uniforms don't clean easily, and if you did take it off to wash are you going to walk the camp naked? Love to hear from any "Vets"as to how they coped. Tx.

[@ar-15techtipsinunder5minut8]

Klink looked like Patton lol!

[@michaely409]

Poor Schultz, he really thought

[@burnettsalmon8534]

This is the real me 😂😂😂

[@Johnmasterson5600]

Patton wore 45 auto more than likely colts

[@jimstenlund6017]

Two SAA Colts, old school 45s.

[@johnerwin9024]

this is a good episode; too bad shortened however :/

[@RichardMizell-t6f]

Blood &guts 😅😅😅 ruthless klink😅

[@Admin-Kuni-6172]

it still puzzles me from when i first saw this scene, how the hell does Hogan convinces Klink to look all badass and think he is a badass and ruthless guy, i mean, for a guy like Klink, it would be a lifetime to change all that behaviors, but Hogan did it in i assume minutes, now that's TV magic

[@Menyhard]

They were friends

[@bumpusjones.1978]

If they had a place to go to watch HH the fact they keep pulling it wouldn’t irritate me so much

[@lukejones6742]

Is it me or does Schultz say Nani when klink says pack one for himself

[@rickys6770]

He says "For me?"

[@nicolafoletto7948]

klink after training by patton. Delicious detail, the whalter p38 fac simile the personal gun of patton. Burkalter , after the war, become an NATO general

[@peterolbrisch1653]

Leon Askin, my man.

[@thewolfhunter]

Pearl handled P-08 Lugers..

[@exoressdelivers70]

How did Hogan stop Klink from going to the Russian front?

[@mountainguyed67]

They sabotaged his motorcycle. It fell apart and they looked like idiots, so the general said sending them to the eastern front would benefit the Russians.

[@johnpazell8424]

The motorcycle was sabotaged and they crashed onto General Burkalter. He told them "If I sent you two idiots to the Russian Front, I would be shot for treason!!"

[@mountainguyed67]

@@johnpazell8424 that sounds more like it.

[@counttommymarion7319]

Not when they watch where they're stepping

[@raybon7939]

Hoagan out ranks klink i never noticed.

[@markmadonia2867]

Blood n guts klink!

[@bobmalack481]

I'd take the '45 over a Luger.

[@fernandomelo9446]

Socorram me quero assistir traduzido

[@sportsygirl8]

You missed the best part!!!!!

[@jtremblay100]

Poor shultz.