Hogwarts Houses as TikToks (pt. 2)

[@randobob4733]

*Karens orphanage here, you make them, we take them*

[@mattfromwiisports5081]

*dont worry about the vaccination schedule's, because here, they dont exist, unless you want your child to not exist :)*

[@carenarose6037]

Omg lol

[@cali_dreamin216]

At my sisters work, her coworker had to call another one and say that they had off the next day but I guess he( the coworker that was being called) didn’t have the number saved so when he picked up he said “this is _____ funeral home, yesterday’s loss is today’s buffalo sauce.” So my sister and her coworker were laugh so hard for the next 10 minutes.

[@aatigerwolf763]

That tic tok forgot one ‘Pete’s Pizzeria and abortion clinic, your loss is today’s sauce’

[@randobob4733]

@@aatigerwolf763 Lmao thats now my favourite one

[@laurengallagher4458]

I love how in all these videos slytherins are so nice to hufflepuffs. as a hufflepuff I can confirm

[@theanarchistocelot1620]

Yup as Hufflepuff can confirm to

[@hannahelric]

As a Slytherin I love and adore Hufflepuffs

[@milktea6078]

THIS IS WHY I HATE STHRYIN AND MABEY A HUFFELPUFF I AM A GRYIFFINDOR BTW

[@echo7881]

Same here

[@glitchychai7962]

As I hufflepuff I can also attest to this. Because my boyfriend is a Slytherin

[@LyssaPyt]

Why do I feel like the gryffindor Tower one would actually happen a lot

[@trailguidealex5010]

I can see them releasing a bogart or something in the tower to hunt for fun. But since durmstang has a huge focus on dualin so they definitely would do that

[@LyssaPyt]

alex wightman yup I as a gryffindor myself would totally do that lmao

[@roguenatrixanguismortis9610]

I'm a Slytherin but I snuck into the Gryffindor tower and it was just like that, I scared the crap out of them by chucking two if em down the stairs before turning on the lights and saying " my brain told me to kill you all."

[@LyssaPyt]

Luna Lokisdottir-Michealis aight I mean if you had fun go off🤠

[@ashescloudz]

wig snatched because it happens, EVERY SUNDAY. And they don’t do it in gryffindor, in summer they are in the dungeons and I hate it because I just want to fuckin SLEEEEP LET ME FUCKING SLEEEP. ITS 3 A.M sigh where is Filch when you need him?

[@Willowswirl]

This makes me want so badly for hogwarts to be real. All us hufflepuffs having a sleepover and having a giant nerf gun fight. Idk it would just be so fun

[@sirgiddreierandreassen4501]

Maggie Wetzel we Slytherins be planing murder in the basement

[@Willowswirl]

@@sirgiddreierandreassen4501 Or having a sleepover with us hufflepuffs :D

[@sirgiddreierandreassen4501]

Maggie Wetzel doubt

[@azilliey]

Well this ravenclaw will abandon their house for the hufflepuffs

[@-_-9]

Actually us Hufflepuffs are literally the kids of the school ahha

[@Ahahahahstayingalive]

I thought he was gonna take of his shirt. And I was like psssh so what you’re full of yourself. And then he started doing chores... *sweats profusely*

[@jamesbibarnes]

I have never seen that dude before and I'm already in love

[@treebee2958]

Honestly, if he had organized a room, I would’ve fallen in love

[@peach2901]

ngl i felt something

[@plls2880]

Me....

[@samanthawimberly3242]

3:28 really depicts the slytherin/gryffindor dynamic 😂😂😂

[@remuslupin1713]

Oml yes this is me to my Slytherin friends

[@vivi-creates]

and Hufflepuff is just like (☞•◡•)☞

[@capriskodny9474]

It started with a slytherin saying “alright people” and went straight to an ad. Nice.

[@sirgiddreierandreassen4501]

Capri įrpãÇ yes.

[@iicoolbeanzzz9126]

teehee

[@sarahmaja768]

Same too lol

[@violet7172]

Just read your coment and then it happened

[@TiredHumanBeing]

Same lol

[@robynsbored]

14:43 Me: Hufflepuff My friend: Slytherin Me: *Time to find a big enough basket-*

[@foxx.on.saturn5143]

Ah yes the average slytherin x hufflepuff shipper Me likes

[@calsingh4342]

yeh they're supposed to be like best friends too cute

[@clairefazel8470]

I have a whole hufflepuff x slytherin pinterest board 😂

[@loveyourstargirl]

My bestie is a Slytherin,Im a Hufflepuff, ExCuSE mE peRsoN

[@patrick9458]

@Weirdoman Yeet Same

[@anonymiso]

Mud Fox the last one with vacation tho

[@marshmellow6072]

11:10 As a Ravenclaw I can say this is what we do in the dorms each night not study

[@mattfromwiisports5081]

im a ravenclaw to! lol

[@e_mat777]

Us Ravenclaws being forgotten about in every Harry Potter Comment section like 🌊🙌🌊 (I’m a Ravenclaw too lmao)

[@MJ_BUBU]

yes

[@holabuenas7200]

Indeed

[@Briarfang_64]

Hello fellow Ravenclaw

[@foxypuptgrtakeoverbackup2908]

"Is there anybody in here?" *Demented scooby laugh* *"OH HELL NOO!"*

[@crystalcreates2054]

4:27 I say “it’s done we just.... there’s blood everywhere... dude... she was so... loud when I s-sta-.... I cant do anything... just I finished it... give me the money and you can... you can do the rest man...”

[@Gentle_Storm]

CrystalCreates 205 deadass I’m going to do this. ty for sharing

[@firefly5934]

It’s all fun and games until they call the cops.

[@meandmybiass167]

14:33 this is literally me(a Slytherin) and my girlfriend (a Hufflepuff) when we go anywhere. 😂

[@onelIux]

SAME ITS AMAZING

[@avaaa2496]

SAME BUT IN REVERSE!

[@Giulsgiulss]

Slytherins bully hufflepuff

[@theresakidinmybasementlol2607]

That's like me ( Slytherin ) and my bf ( Gryffindor )

[@costanzapiva3509]

This makes me so happy ( you can tell I am a Hufflepuff tho )

[@maem7462]

11:37 That actually made me cry a bit because that’s so sweet and it reminded me of some of my pets before they passed away

[@goodvibesallday9245]

The last.one is so true. My friend is a slitherin and she would kill anyone who messed with.

[@AgentFauchi]

Yes it's true, in my friendship I am the Slytherin and slap everyone in the face when they talk shit about my Hufflepuff (and sometimes even about the Gryffindor) Friend... It's that Moment when I transform to my sign, a little angry Lion mama!🦁

[@xminisatannx4690]

I only cared about the puppy🐶 but I'm a Slitherin

[@Cynder_Wood]

As a slytherin, I am 100% the same way. I nearly beat someone cause of something they said to my hufflepuff. I have no regrets.

[@varianzero7469]

I’m that Slytherin type of person. My friends have to be careful when talking

[@Crowstel]

03:27 got me good, must say that is some exellent taste in tik toks

[@xxchesire_catxx8176]

11:10 as a ravenclaw I can say that I would definitely do this without hesitation.

[@pattoncough3553]

Ok The last one has me in legit tears. Why can’t I find a Slytherin? This Huffelpuff needs there snek cuddles 😭

[@shiroshinsengumi8983]

And I need a Huffelpuff to give huggles to too.

[@AgentFauchi]

The last one is so true! In my friendship I am the Slytherin and slap everyone in the face when they talk shit about my Hufflepuff (and sometimes even about the Gryffindor) Friend... It's that Moment when I transform to my sign, a little angry Lion mama!🦁

[@JadedDragon_]

The spider one is just too MUCH😂

[@kerahbundy5705]

14:20 I'm a Ravenclaw. My brother is a Hufflepuff. This is 100% accurate.

[@rougemoon0880]

14:19 I can't that's amazing. Us Huffles do have a sarcastic/angry side

[@lucalovegood9224]

Im a middle child and believe me when i say " I LOVE OREOS AND IM A LESBIANNNNNNNNN"

[@RollerCanter]

You are? Nice I am too! LGBT army!

[@plshelpimstuckasamortal1230]

I’m an older child and I say the same thing...

[@bimbomboom4680]

Middle child here. Bi and wants to die.

[@emilyelizabethkey5287]

I’m the youngest, I love Oreos, and I’m a bisexual

[@moreespressolessdepresso1926]

Oh my god same here but I'm pan lolol

[@REDridingh00d16]

The puppers at the end though.... SO CUTE!!! I want to carry them both around in a basket.

[@grey-tm3qi]

I love that dude’s reaction at 7:37 that was hilarious 😂😂

[@chl26r]

I feel like Ravenclaws are the fun aunts who drink red wine religiously and give actually amazing advice Slytherins are those quiet kids who listen to pumped up kicks but are actually amazingly nice but they don't like people Gryffindors are drunk uncles who pat their nephews on the back while holding a Red Bull Hufflepuffs are the real nerds who eat cookies to stay awake at 2am while writing in their diary

[@alphalunablue8918]

That last one has to be absolutely one of the most adorable videos I've ever seen

[@shanepacheco6878]

Okay so I have another answer for the "What do say when a random number calls you"! "Hello, this is the Baby Cremation Station, you make em', we bake em'! Karen speaking, how may I help you?"

[@liv8276]

omg FINALLY someone who does not see ravenclaws as nerds.

[@gabri_cheesellamasneeze9006]

That last one is a perfect depiction of me and my best Hufflepuff friend!

[@friendlystoryphantom2043]

Hey, Hufflepuff can I borrow *one* hoodie? It’s really chilly in my Dark Arts class.

[@inky_tea4186]

Dark arts is very cold sometimes

[@friendlystoryphantom2043]

The Mischief Master Mm-hm

[@melon-th2mo]

Please..take *all* my hoodies

[@dariamiro4741]

oh here , you can take this one ... this one ... heck , take all of them . you know ... it gets cold ...

[@Missfit3]

Yeah sure, take this one it’s got this rlly soft fur on it

[@smdemegs7005]

0:11 Me: wowwwwwww!!!! That’s pure talent!! 14:40 Me: awwwwwwww!!!! Too cute!! Aww~!!

[@Blebstinchen]

*sees that you know Hufflepuff and Slytherin make the best friends/partners* Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

[@biancabuta360]

omg lmao 13:35-13:49 is sooo true!!! as a girl me and my bestie sometimes talk like: ,,hey bitch what are you doing”lmao he is so right

[@jadeyy8623]

14:20 I’m weak😂💀

[@ismenehammel2758]

I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER TO BE A SLITHERIN

[@e_mat777]

Us Ravenclaws being forgotten about in every Harry Potter and Comment section like 🌊🙌🌊

[@itsjinxus]

HUFFLEPUFF here! Love being he- Gryffindor DONT TOUCH MY COOKIe!!!!

[@allisonmangum8270]

9:10 *this always happens to me dude*

[@muffintopx1871]

i’m a slytherin, and the last one really relates to me. I carry my Hufflepuff friend on my back.

[@nataliem.9186]

2:58 is my favorite! lol I'm a Hufflepuff too so...

[@Imagineer.]

MESSAGE TO ALL SLYTHERINS!! I am a Hufflepuff and I think I can speak for all Hufflepuffs when I say that we are proud of the slytherins. You guys are a book that is judged by its cover, you guys are judged before anybody can get to know you. I know all of the slytherins are capable of love, and that you guys are amazing people. And if any slytherins want any chocolate chip or sugar cookies come to the greenhouse!!

[@TiredHumanBeing]

Where can I find a friend like you. 🥲

[@jasonpie5048]

"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU" me at chick fil a being homophobes

[@blue.orangeade]

i liked this and now it has 69 likes :)) what a slytherin thing to do

[@itcaticorngeek716]

where my fellow Gryffindors at...like if u in Gryffindor house the last one tho so kawaii

[@themysteriousone33]

I’m a Gryffindor but im the complete opposite of cocky

[@kivvz8453]

@@SiyWhatTF as a gryffindor i can certainly confirm that statement!!! people still love me tho :))

[@bellatrixlestrange7844]

I'm Gryffindor fellow Gryffindor unite

[@allison6842]

Celinaspookyboo is so a hufflepuff of the most huggable variety

[@EvieOpal]

I've never seen such accurate Hufflepuff representation, thank you!!

[@astrowaves-4901]

The gryffindor tower one scared the SH*T outta me!!

[@hmms5256]

Hearing a cut from Jacksepticeye is the freaking best part of it!!!

[@ashleyanne929]

As a slytherin with mostly hufflepuff friends. I can confirm that yes. I would protect them with my life

[@vex6517]

I like that Jack made a cameo. I wasn't expecting that.

[@farahelhebeishy8656]

2:16 He looks like mixture of Tom Riddle and Doctor Strange!!!

[@smashermom]

6:30 me though, i try to be as quiet as possible and if i make ONE noise, i panic (im a slytherin). then my mom over there gives 2 shits abt me wanting to sleep in peace.

[@theloyalhufflepuff3903]

Imma Hufflepuff and I am proud! The pug video was SOOO true! I’m also a theater kid and that is EXACTLY what we do! This one guy named Jack did an improvise game and was a tambourine and a centipede.

[@AUBREY-ml4ex]

That last one is my friends carrying me. I am a Hufflepuff in a group full of Slytherins, one Ravenclaw, and one other Hufflepuff.

[@lilliegracegarrett3661]

6:38 i kept replaying it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@krystyn10]

Ugh I need a Slytherin to carry me around in a basket 😩

[@silver_V.]

krystyn Lol

[@bimbomboom4680]

As a Slytherin I can confirm that most of the Slytherin ones are 100% accurate.

[@scrablse2613]

Gryffindors being the class clown is so iconic

[@maem7462]

13:46 My friends and I will do similar things we will cal each other names and the names vary from person to person

[@mia-pn2jx]

1:27 yoooo, the Slytherins practicing for working in a restaurant was on point

[@steppyblock5740]

Omg the last one! IT'S SO CUTE

[@deannabronner5740]

Even as a Gryffindor don't you ever feel like one of the other houses 😂

[@bri_zzy]

That last one!!! So cuteeee

[@lucy-tx4fr]

Please make more of these! I *love* them!

[@ineedrentmoney2470]

That last one, as a slytherin, I can confirm. I have many Hufflepuff friends and that is me with them

[@benztamondong9781]

9:22 “YOU SPAWN OF SATAN!!” Oml I’m dead please help 😂😂

[@havahright757]

The last one is so cute.omg

[@Cansu_LMK]

7:21 This is pure gold

[@najrenchelf2751]

4:27 - FINALLY, someone from my house I’d love to hang out with! 😊

[@zaiyebae]

The end was amazing

[@isaphoenix9673]

Oh my gosh, that Chick-fa-la one, is so accurate. One time they got our order wrong and they were like "We are soooo sorry. Unfortunately we can not take back any food." 3 seconds later, "Here you go, again we are so sorry."

[@bellasoyfer5084]

This captures the chaotic energy that is Ravenclaw

[@tillie1749]

As a Gryffindor, I can confirm, the Gryffindor tower one is real. The panda was the mistake of an engorgement charm. 3 students were gone this morning in transfiguration. It’s only a matter of time before our head of house finds out.

[@leonoraalvirawessel5679]

OMFG!!!! The peppa Pig one made me laugh so hard that I thought I would die, and my grandma was asking "whats so funny?"

[@CateMastro]

The second one is amazing and no one can deny it

[@jeremyrossi2716]

Hufepuffs are pure beans and protecting them is the one thing Gryffindor and Slytherin can agree on

[@laurakinney3767]

Yeah, they are the cute child that mom Gryffindor and Dad Slytherin had to care for, and Ravenclaws are like the apathetic and cold Uncles.

[@isabelflanagan5829]

the one with the ravenclaw left brain thing is so false for me but everything else is good

[@ilianavas7976]

As a slytherin I confirm I am in love with the hufflepuffs and when with a Griffindor we radiate the most chaotic energy jjdjsjsjjsjwjjjajjwjjs and I love it

[@beccaaa000]

*Slytherins where u at? 🐍 💚*

[@kc9102]

“I hate you’ -girl 2019

[@sp3ctre5ive8]

As Slytherin can confirm. The hufflebuddy is important for all snakey Bois to have.

[@toniechos]

11:40 is too much and my cheeks hurt from laughing

[@megaorange7584]

I fuckinh love the doctor phil one

[@Gentle_Storm]

Wow Its Marco same i died

[@Daisy-Emporium]

I died at the grandfather clocks one 🤣

[@hungariangiraffe6361]

11:09 finally, someone realising the chaotic energy of my house!

[@meghanhegwood5571]

The last one is so cute!😆😆 It’s also very true. I’m a Slytherin and a lot of my friends are Hufflepuffs.

[@enochanglin3546]

the last one is true I love my hufflepuff friends 10/10

[@juliegrace4511]

The last one made me teared up 😢

[@glowingtrash1421]

the scooby doo laugh one actually made my skin crawl wtf

[@ATYeeT]

2:58 Lmao "im goin to have to put on my fokin double sided glasses because I cant even BEGIN to see the amount of *B U L L S H E T* coming from you!"

[@s_seraph]

That last one is a perfect example of a hufflebuddy

[@savannahb7309]

2:58 HUFFLEPUFF AND JACKABOY? I love this

[@megan6033]

Yesssss

[@Parker_Lot]

I wanna hug the first guy

[@maloryverin]

I’m a slytherin and all of the Hufflepuff ones have been f’ing hilarious I can’t even-

[@duckduck6071]

3:09 should be Harry flipping the pillow and Voldemort watching😂😂😂

[@tararedstar9408]

1:22 I wasn't even the smart kid in the class, but apparently, I was the only one asking questions...oh... nevermind....

[@yesididdietodaythankyoufor6252]

14:19 I really shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did. 😂😂😂

[@itzaeric7808]

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[@yesididdietodaythankyoufor6252]

13:42 Look- Yeah no. I'm not going to explain that.

[@AD-be2dc]

1:25 this is how I imagine the Knights of Walpurgis and Tom Riddle's meetings went while still at school 💀