Let's Watch My Favorite TikToks

[@kurtisconner]

in the original edit I included a TikTok that has been described as ableist and offensive. this is obviously never what I want included in my videos, and I have removed the tiktok from the video and the thumbnail. thank you so much for letting me know and for voicing your opinions and emotions! i deeply apologize for offending anybody or making them upset; it truly was not my intention at all.

[@Itzquackerz]

it's so good to see a quality man

[@MonicaCarden]

We love to see it

[@squeegeeandcrew8619]

we love to see a man fixing his mistakes and having the balls to apologize

[@romn8086]

better than any tiktoker apology

[@durtis967]

i literally love kurtis for this exact reason, you’re so willing to listen to people’s opinions and hurt. how are more people not like this,

[@rat7817]

Kurtis’ little giggle is the most adorable shit ever.

[@user-ih4yp8ry2v]

1k likes no comments

[@user-ih4yp8ry2v]

1k likes no comments

[@yeye5801]

1.4K likes and 3 comments

[@39suhanamakhija44]

1.4 K lukes and 4 comments

[@marimationsowo]

1.5 K likes 5 comments

[@majororganfailure]

kurtis is literally a stand up comedian and his entire sense of humor is ppl getting hurt

[@natalieandersen9894]

it’s because he’s a stand up and they’re a fall down

[@callist0406]

@@natalieandersen9894 this is a gem holy shit

[@rajeshbalan4088]

LMFAOOOO LITERALLLYY

[@jordan-tg6nx]

@@natalieandersen9894 underrated comment wow

[@honeyayne298]

That's what I thought

[@spencerwaterbottle1461]

mullet kurtis is like a dad that was gone for the first part of your life but is now your favorite relative

[@pixelinnie]

imagine kurtis being your dad, I would be so grateful

[@milqvetoast]

@@pixelinnie don't you mean george IS a LITTLE toe?

[@Mjlovechild15]

Lolol high praise

[@obamas2ndcousin906]

Oddly specific

[@or9422]

@@obamas2ndcousin906 Yeah I was about to say...

[@memestealer7984]

I showed my mom the “cheddar” part of this video and she said of Kurtis “that guy has nice teeth” so every time I refer to him now it’s “hey mom you know that guy on KZbin with the nice teeth??” and she knows exactly who I mean every time

[@barbieo.2698]

that’s so wholesome omg

[@memestealer7984]

Ikr omg

[@hales6547]

He really does thoo

[@memestealer7984]

@@hales6547 he does!

[@misshippie6201]

I was legit admiring his teeth before reading this lol must be a mom thing

[@lumamarques7953]

just seventeen minutes of kurtis laughing at his phone, it's all i need rlly

[@urmum3066]

For world peace

[@hanhanisamaterialgworl]

Kurtis be no. 1 in my respect for men list but for a second I thought you were talking of the band "Seventeen" lol. Anyways let's stream semicolon on Spotify once it releases on 19th ig lmao ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@user-ih5dp8jn2e]

@@hanhanisamaterialgworl ah a fellow carat

[@madisonrb4]

Same

[@Adrianaisapissbaby666]

Lol

[@aleia6895]

him chanting "cheddar" as a block of cheese was shoved into a chicken, over and over, was one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen.

[@asdfghjkl1357sz]

And Sephiroth’s theme song 😂

[@clairemorse5866]

I think it’s a turkey

[@lottemaoam5313]

I think you misspelled funniest

[@tunafish5462]

@@clairemorse5866 Turkey is just a big chicken.

[@LizStyles123]

I’m legit crying

[@annabratton5323]

The “cheddar” video is making me do that thing when you laugh at something, stop laughing, then think about it again and immediately lose your shit and it repeats in a vicious cycle

[@airotiv7916]

🤣🤣🤣

[@actuallyjesuschrist2176]

That's me with 9:55 like I literally pissed myself laughing and I can't stop watching it

[@mio-kh1qr]

the shart did it for me lol

[@boyonline1]

@@actuallyjesuschrist2176im in the salon laughing my ass off omg big mistake opening this video

[@RachelHardy]

I don't really understand his taste in tiktoks but I find him super funny as a person, what is going on

[@Dastardly_Duo]

Bro his humor is hilarious. Idk why either, but I die laughing at all this dumb shit

[@Rooster_Ric]

Wtf who cares

[@KingOfGaymes]

The tik toks are peak humor, I’m sorry you don’t understand bro

[@bugglemagnum6213]

Nobody gaf

[@themyofmy]

@@Rooster_Ric you, clearly

[@e1even1nches]

I dont understand how people dont like Kurtis's mullet,, hes like. the only man on earth capable of making a mullet look good.

[@fergusfungus9618]

don’t forget about Miley Cyrus 😌✨

[@LiamEJM]

Literally and it makes me so fucking mad. Jealous af

[@spiritvanished]

Crystal method!

[@kirbyiscool5580]

Dont forget abt robbie from cavetown

[@trevor7520]

what about SOLID SNAKE

[@Blueeyelashes]

Kurtis crying at the grocery store was next level CGI for his green screen gags, bravo

[@chxrrybxmb8204]

Ikr!!!

[@rochiarcuri842]

Which part??

[@alesandranasywanawfa6388]

@@rochiarcuri842 5:33

[@allyl3696]

Kurtis mouthing the “poop for a job” song like he listens to it regularly killed me

[@karissaolsen5406]

knowing him he definitely does

[@kessler420]

cant say it dont slap

[@kicktheskullproductions9654]

You can tell how much kurtis watches these specific videos because he absolutely nailed the "this is one of the dumbest questions I have ever heard" with like tone and everything

[@gwynywilliams]

I’m sure kurtis would’ve been those kids that watched “EXTREME FALL COMPILATION 2012” type of videos and would’ve laughed his ass off

[@teiganscott1435]

oh my god youre so pretty

[@piperfournier5477]

Omg you're both so pretty!

[@kosalraman2381]

Omg all three of you are so cute

[@mikeyhamato2012]

Haha I do that

[@manguera__2046]

Wait didn’t we all?

[@Morganne]

The party city mask wall unlocked a memory I wish I didn’t have

[@haleymist09]

Me too. I'm suddenly back in a store and I'm scared.

[@samanthashumway8168]

Same! I'd entirely forgotten until now

[@nataliakopacz1092]

I saw you in the comments somewhere else ion remember. Hello again ma’am:D

[@ekobutter]

same lol

[@cynniethia]

Morganne when was it?

[@cookieblast1499]

Kurtis has the exact taste in Tiktoks that you would expect him to have

[@wolfrumble9168]

Rly dumb tiktoks?

[@stinkyrat7387]

「Cløudii•Kyuubi」 I have no idea

[@cookieblast1499]

@@phantomnikki I'm so confused, why did they say "McDougall" and "Joe" and "open my canal" what the absolute FUCK

[@theKRB93]

I'm literally crying laughing about the girl spew-choking her drink and my 6 year old is mad at me bc she thinks I'm laughing at her not being able to pronounce 'subscribe' properly and everything is chaos, thanks Kurdle

[@martha-hy7vq]

AWWW that's adorable

[@stvrl1ghtt7]

kurdle 😭😭

[@heather_doestruecrime]

The “spin move” right before he got RAN the fuck OVER was **chefs kiss**

[@coolio5517]

i died

[@msola5]

i laughed so hard at that one

[@bethm5852]

I’m still so confused by that one, I have no clue what’s happening but it’s hilarious 💀

[@HolidayParty173]

my favourite part is when the camera is following the first two guys and has to take a second to follow the new guy

[@thatguy3903]

Man got fucking bodied

[@snigdha2554]

70% of Kurtis' humor is people falling. And I respect that

[@postiveelectron8879]

the other 30 percent are sharts and puke, and I respect that as well

[@aimbot6264]

old copy and still wrong

[@Isabel.Perez.]

Not only did I learn that Kurtis’ humor is as wrecked as mine. I also learned that we are similar in the sense of being like, “look at this TikTok I found.” Except he has all of Kurtistown and I just force my family to watch them

[@rileym538]

the tiktok at 10:20 you can HEAR that guy GASP for air after having the wind knocked out of him 😭😭

[@thehungryvegetable1797]

Jenna marbles fav tiktoks: people doing silly stuff Kurtis fav tiktoks: the most ominous shit I've ever seen

[@him1517]

is that hayato or am I just a fucking weeb

[@rx500android]

And I love that honestly

[@chuckjokic4557]

Am I the only person to never hear his real laugh before

[@chuckjokic4557]

Freyjaa Singh Kirti yeah it was the first time I had actually heard him laugh. And 5 seconds before u can see the pure joy in his face

[@aaaameeera]

i miss jenna marbles 🤡🔫

[@Rikoshima]

kurtis has the MOST teenage boy humour, but in like a wholesome way

[@ink4968]

What are these replies

[@l.ellie777]

@@ink4968 speedo

[@l.ellie777]

@@ink4968 chi

[@numbers72927]

Kurtis

[@benedict0902]

hehehe duck

[@brooksbrosh5906]

Kurtis humor: strange noises, farts, out of context weird videos

[@rippleeffect5746]

C H E D D A R

[@yosuayoelandomarbun5328]

And shitpost, like literally

[@KingOfGaymes]

You just described me sir

[@baddierater8214]

Its uh, kid humor, because he has an audience of kids

[@invisiblename1634]

Vines in a nutshell

[@vichuhhh]

12:00 is Dr.Youn! He's a plastic surgeon... He's normally pretty chill and kind of a quirky guy lol

[@justgonnacomment]

Yess!

[@alexiswhitfield1796]

Frr I love himmm He was probably being sarcastic he's kinda like that lol

[@WisteriatheFirst]

Wow! How long have you known him??

[@InkyBunky]

You put the wrong timestamp and it looks like your saying that about the monsters Inc thing and I'm dying laughing omg

[@aspendexter1414]

I’m so sad he didn’t say anything about the VINE REFERENCE of “zack stoppp” “zack you’re gonna get in trouble zack STOP”

[@maRk-yu5ce]

That was literally all i could think about watching that tiktok

[@_jen10alienforce_]

I still need the backstory for that shit😭

[@bananasinfrench]

Was it also a reference to the balloonshop skit? That’s what I thought of but it could just be a coincidence

[@maev_8927]

GamePup apparently the foot thing zack was doing was actually ‘sign’ that people who sell drugs do, so the dude filming was telling him to stop😭😭

[@leahdevilliers2887]

maev _ damn really? i remember somebody saying it was how people walk when they got a gun in their pants

[@roomforlight1047]

"you're a free man with Morgan freeman" Me: *sighs and clicks the like button*

[@chelsraknrl4218]

Gotta do what we gotta do

[@eshahm7315]

NO SAME LMFAOOOO

[@lott2793]

sigh’s*

[@jaz-vd8ie]

@@lott2793 sigh is-? LMFAO

[@HelloyouTheSmiley]

"you're a free man with Morgan freeman" Me: sighs and clicks the like button" Me: *sighs and clicks the like button*

[@elliu8495]

i once looked up a picture of a mouse sitting on a cows head at like 3 am and i laughed uncontrollably about it for like half an hour and i feel like that’s a pretty good representation of kurtis’ humor

[@cadenweber2577]

Where is this picture i need to see this picture

[@ggvii2282]

@@cadenweber2577 have you found it yet?

[@jadelaidlaw9382]

One time I looked up costumes for Po from Kung Fu Panda and spent about the same amount of time cracking up at it lol

[@elliu8495]

@@cadenweber2577 okay see i’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news but i googled it and i cannot find the picture anywhere and this was like 3 years ago so i don’t remember how i found it 😔

[@elliu8495]

@@jadelaidlaw9382 lmaoo i love that

[@natalie6646]

I love watching Kurtis’s old videos so I can guess whether or not it was posted before or after he forgot to do the intro that one time

[@gummidon1618]

Samee

[@iwantdoppiodakimakuraplsd1811]

This was after

[@aimbot6264]

​@@iwantdoppiodakimakuraplsd1811 this video is before, bc he doesnt mention "exept that one time" in this intro

[@iwantdoppiodakimakuraplsd1811]

@aimbot6264 dude sorry that's just because he stopped doing that every time. This was after. That tiktok video about that guy is way older.

[@aimbot6264]

@ I don’t see how, I watched a lotttt of his stuff in a row and I never came across any that didn’t say it in the intro 😭

[@elliotpeters2054]

Things I learned from this video: 1. Kurtis loves videos of people falling, burping and farting 2. I don't mind because he's still my mayor and I have to be nice

[@paridhikhare551]

It’s the law

[@sara-ey5bu]

I really like this comment😌

[@cnr0118]

LOL

[@kyrball]

*c h e d d a r*

[@mayflower5193]

His sence of humor is just as bad as Cody cos lmao But it's alright, I enjoyed watching something wholesome.

[@si0bhanriley]

Guys, Kurtis is giving all his extra greetings to us, he doesn’t have any left for himself... let’s all pitch in and give Kurtis some extra greetings from us. :) hi Kurtis, it’s really good to see you again!

[@parkaction257]

hi Kurtis!!

[@sarahbelanger1746]

Hi kurtis!

[@adamhancocks9466]

Hey kurtis its really good to see you again!, how you doin'?

[@rowaneditspeppa3361]

Hello mayor kurtis

[@tragic6197]

hey Kurtis! How are you?

[@literallylivid9789]

I accidentally left my playback speed at x1.75 and it took me a solid minute to realize chipmunk kurtis wasn’t just part of the video

[@Flybabyfish]

😂

[@Archie3vanz]

Sped up playback doesn’t chipmunk shit

[@definitelynotavegan7285]

I DID IT AND I'M CRYING BRUH💀

[@amalia9285]

THIS HAPPENED TO ME ONCE I WATCHED LIKE HALF THE VIDEO AND IT WAS SOOOOOOO SLOW

[@dumbledorf5029]

I can't stop laughing at the slowed version 💀

[@sleepyspacegremlin]

I'm autistic & adhd, plus on a ton of meds, and I can't tell you how many times I've walked away from people mid conversation 😭

[@josjoererg]

Okay but can we talk about how Kurtis' pop socket is the Fine Line album cover

[@sofiaalmeida4965]

Josie Authers literally scrolling down the comments to see if anyone else noticed

[@_ayvore]

even more reason to stan this man 😌

[@pluto9822]

we been knew 😌

[@musicplayer7889]

I love him even more for that

[@lauracullen7651]

Anyone know where he got it 👀

[@michaelgscott7370]

When Kurtis started dancing and singing with the “poop for a job” song, I started laughing so hard lmao

[@melissaisaisvalencia3783]

What did the guy have against plumbers 😂?

[@Artemis3456]

michael i didn’t know you lived in kurtistown

[@b_ry516]

Time Stamp?

[@guy2870]

10:40

[@urieldaboamorte]

@@Artemis3456 kurtistown the electric city

[@atara500]

ok so in conclusion kurtis has the exact same humor as a 10 year old boy

[@bumble9511]

What do you expect from the guy that says dude like 5 plus times per video

[@nelly1439]

and im here for it lol

[@kieru8106]

We knew this already, this is the guy who laughed at manswers for 26 minutes

[@ObyTotis]

This is accurate. My son will be 10 next month and as soon as I discovered Kurtis, I showed my son his videos because he too is a pun enthusiast.

[@Nugget-uh4ko]

And so do I 🤩

[@TheAbigailDee]

It's been months and these are annihilating me I can't stop crying

[@blu7346]

the comments: these tik toks aren't funny. me, ashamed: oh, yeah, no, they suck. **makes my tik tok likes private**

[@purpleduckybryn]

i relate to this on a spiritual level also we have the same first name :D mine has one n tho

[@zoecrall2284]

@@SomeTexasCreatures what a wholesome comment...

[@adecentdelinquent8986]

Well, you listen to Billie Elilish so I'm not surprised...👀

[@evec9666]

@@adecentdelinquent8986 hey buddy, let's not shame other people for things that they like! part of basic human decency:)

[@partypoison5135]

you look like billie eilish

[@もちフムス]

Kurtis: guys, jokes would be funnier if it had a punchline. If there's no punchline, its not really a joke. raw chicken getting stuffed with cheddar: *say no more.*

[@hotbarbie]

THIS IS SO TRUE LMAOO

[@theweirdo7571]

One-Winged Angel playing in the background was a nice touch though

[@littleplague5988]

@@theweirdo7571 Visual representation of fighting Sephiroth for the first time. Especially going in blind

[@miserydark1299]

Wheres the punchline homieee Hot Cheddar chickeeennnn cheetos?

[@amandarockhold8390]

*CHEDDAR*

[@mtak160]

he didn’t say “except for that one time” in his intro today. Don’t think we forgot Kurtis...

[@yadinamiel4110]

period. i was triggered

[@adia155]

I WAS SCREAMING 😭

[@doing_aok]

#kurtisconnerisoverAGAINparty

[@karekanol13]

Same

[@finn-sw9tq]

me and my family lost one of our dogs today. it was devestating and the first experience i've had with losing a pet i've had for that long. we all sat down and watched this video and it made us laugh, so thank u, kurtis. i really appreciate u

[@swatikaprabakar797]

kurtis's favourite tiktoks are EXACTLY what I thought they'd be

[@Phantom8_]

Alt title: Funny mullet man laughs at his phone for 17 minutes

[@stopsign1663]

Funny mullet man laughs at some weird ass shit

[@Merpsicles]

I like your funny tiktoks, mullet man!

[@kenziee.8884]

aHAHHSHAH OMG FUNNY MULLET MAN HSHSH

[@petersbizarreadventure]

kurtis’ humor is literally 4am humor

[@punkrocker4julie]

Literally watching at 4am

[@autumndawson06]

im watching at 4 *PM* ✨

[@kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915]

im watching at ✨4:26 am✨

[@jamesdonnelly95]

Im not watching it at 4am

[@evaavanesian31]

Exactly 4:21 am lol

[@paperrostrich]

7:59 that guy ran like he was being chased in his dreams

[@mrdaedalus98]

I know, right? Like whenever your chased in your dreams your knees just go limp

[@sammie3893]

You got me weak in the knees

[@disguisedliu8332]

"It's so smart that it's dumb" My mother talking about me Also Im gonna save this for myself here, don't mind me: 12:23

[@reharm_reality]

Every GT burnout kid

[@jemuzu3065]

You've just described gifted burnout

[@pokaay3163]

“Gifted” kids in one sentence

[@cheeze6850]

adhd

[@themyofmy]

same but im just dumb

[@Julia-gl7zu]

Why did my guy say "this store called party city" like he was an indie kid showing us his super underground bands

[@mariesoph2]

Julia LMAOOO LITERALLY

[@ellebasiowo6827]

Well I've never heard of the store so I guess it's for us foreign viewers

[@user-qv2qf1jk5o]

because there are no party cities in kurtistown smh

[@thelinkclub8051]

for foreign viewers lol

[@tmeehan3044]

Santeri Granroth it’s not that serious luv ❤️

[@gh05tbucket]

the walking away mid conversation prank is how i interact with my parents except it’s not a prank i just forget i’m talking to them

[@hannahtoste2830]

Kurtis looks like the Canadian high schooler that only likes hockey and of course has a mullet.

[@teresahowick5197]

True! Also, beautiful horse 🐎 😃

[@stefania5882]

It's called the "hockey flow" 😭😭

[@efe8025]

I respect the Mayor, but I want to cut that mullet down so bad

[@hvhyche]

I loved him in Degrassi,

[@eliiisdn]

nah he looks like every canadian in the underground art and music scene

[@bunnyfourseven]

I know someone who not only walked away mid-sentence, but got in their car and drove away too, leaving me with nothing but questions. Bonus points because it wasn't a prank; they just honestly thought the entire conversation was finished and went home.

[@ayyylmao101]

Fair enough, honestly LOL

[@doesntmatter6854]

LMAO

[@Looneylovegood]

Another great one is calling someone and when they answer say ‘sorry i’m busy, I can’t talk right now’ and hang up

[@airotiv7916]

🤣😂😂 it really happens

[@larabaldie]

an absolute power move

[@NeverShoutKaila]

i like how there’s now a “Zach stop” on both TikTok and beloved Vine

[@Thawah]

YES HAHAHA

[@LillerThatIsMe]

I feel like they were referencing that vine! I was surprised he didn’t mention the vine!

[@alex-fs9yt]

YES THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@bluematter01]

“beloved”

[@SwimmingRobot]

Anyone have a link to the “zach stop” tiktok? I can’t find it on tiktok

[@salemontheweb]

I NEED a playlist of these vids. I want to be able to send a link of the "Zach, Stop!" one to everyone i know its perfect

[@kurtisconner]

please keep commenting how much you hate my mullet! I don’t care and I’m keeping it forever!!

[@kioc4596]

okY master

[@hhjracha9641]

omg no i love it

[@4Ly55a]

We can fight right now

[@jnnyy4559]

KEEP IT

[@amberwamber8329]

we love the mullet we would never say that

[@EnderBanned]

[Slaps turkey] This bad boy can fit so many cheddar.

[@ayyylmao101]

aw, no, don't hit the turkey :( it's already been desecrated by FLAMING HOT CHEETOS

[@lott2793]

slap’s*

[@EnderBanned]

@@lott2793 well, I don't know who slap is, but this turkey here doesn't belong to him.

[@lott2793]

@@EnderBanned we’ll*

[@EnderBanned]

@@lott2793 we will? Cool, let's go! I'm always up for a date.

[@luluramirez5278]

kurtis has american girl doll teeth

[@jasminem7390]

The accuracy of this comment makes me incredibly uncomfortable 😂

[@amyjo3867]

You clearly never had American girl dolls growing up

[@smileyhippo106]

Oh no. Why would you do that to me

[@miagosha7756]

WHY

[@fisharson]

Satan :’/ i did and he does

[@gabriellerobinson5829]

Ok but the weird thing i like about kurtis is that he remembers his past chokes and makes references on them..."lucifer is very particular about his cheese"like never thought I'd hear that one again😂

[@therealantsquish7991]

He is a pro at self-throwbacks. Literally here for it :)

[@metakarp_]

my favourite tik tok ever is the 2 girls who are like "if female don't want sex then why can I see her" and then it just ends with one of them screaming "IF FEMALE THEN WHY BOOB" and that right there is just the funniest shit ever, I've watched it on loop crying laughing for like 10 minutes on at least three separate days

[@fam0uslastw0rds37]

I KNOW

[@cyberia4425]

What's the @ on tiktok?

[@shesustho2880]

IF WOMAN DONT WANT SEX? WHY SHE SEX? 😂😂😂

[@sadie5031]

OMG I LOVE THAT

[@tayloruppinghouse2281]

Backup Acc hawkhatesyou

[@thewelshkat]

The woman laughing up her milkshake all over herself literally made me cry laughing for ten minutes. I feel delirious

[@luiluilu123]

I was looking for this comment! I'm still scream-laughing

[@ajjohns6604]

12:22

[@pretty948]

Wtf was I the only on who thought it was gross

[@00imz]

pretty B it was still funny lmfao

[@gojodayo]

@@pretty948 yeah it was gross doesn't help that I have very bad emetophobia

[@kirstenstan9997]

Everyone: this isn't funny Me after cry laughing to every single one: 😶

[@snoofkinsaysgayrights235]

the poop for a job one makes me sob laughing

[@Isa-zt6rn]

there were actual tears streaming down my face at the yogurt one

[@kirstenstan9997]

@@Isa-zt6rn ME TOO

[@spookyjuice5856]

@@hey-hj4wk that one was the unfunniest

[@ivanamendez478]

The one with the "spin move" guy had me in literal tears

[@heidid.7582]

The way he looks at the camera like "wait wait, you're gonna love this one" at 3:35 kills me dead

[@amelialee6602]

the pure joy in kurdle's eyes

[@david-bd8op]

k u r d l e

[@inhuman3005]

im w h e e z i n g

[@KingOfGaymes]

Cheese Curdle

[@ant_ler3837]

mmmmmmmmmmm kurdle

[@migraine_spaghetti]

@@tea-stems7835 OMG YES

[@makaknackaa]

Sometimes Kurtis doesn't laugh he just smiles rly hard

[@celiadartnall5523]

ikr its the cutest

[@rem7015]

idky this made me extra laugh

[@isayfullhomo141]

This is my comfort video I cannot count how many times I have watched it.

[@elledejaloveconnolly]

Seeing Curtis genuinely laugh is adorable. It makes me so happy

[@sophie6376]

CuRtIs my guy its spelt with a k lmao

[@DarkShadic9632]

Curtis Konner?

[@tapozadian]

right right!!

[@alalalalyssa]

Lmaoooo Curtis. It's spelled with a k

[@madsytcorner]

curtis is my fav😍

[@emilysarah99]

Pls god make another one of these, they were all so fuckin funny im losing my mind

[@f1zz-k1d89]

please kurtboy 💔

[@Eebee3819]

PLEASE

[@sophie6376]

YES

[@jonathantaman7566]

This suggests that Kurtis is god. And I agree.

[@artdeco777]

@@jonathantaman7566 IM CRYING

[@avarcake]

kurtis’ humor is a teenage boy minus the “dark humor” (aka full on unapologetic offensiveness) and that’s what i love about it HAHDJAH

[@siddharthkrishnan3317]

Yeah he’s an honorary Zoomer

[@malachitemalice]

Thanks to ✨🧚🏽‍♀️smartness manateees™️🧚🏽‍♀️✨

[@h222ley]

nah i think he has teenage girl humour

[@avarcake]

hailey i think you have a point HSNDJH i am, indeed, a teenage girl and i subbed because i have the same humor so ... lmaooo

[@h222ley]

Avary Bass samee

[@chloehepperle5886]

Years later and the tik tok at 10:15 still KILLS me every time. It's the perfect level of chaotic that has me wheezing-

[@person954]

Guys: "You can fit a two-liter in your pocket" Girls: Lol what pockets?

[@Sarmeilii]

It’s unfair

[@corbinarnold5998]

I can literally fit an iPad mini in my pocet

[@Tessahayashida]

Kieran Roberts girl how😭

[@omnical6135]

i think it's some shitty way to sell purses to women, so they literally can't carry anything without a purse

[@roisinrosheenrose]

literally on all of my jeans they have FAKE pockets like-

[@LeeLeechLee]

I love that Kurtis' hair is slowly and subtly growing into a mullet.

[@toxellexot]

Honestly I love it I think he makes it work

[@gingerdog8203]

@@toxellexot tbh he's the only one I've seen that it looks good on

[@LeeLeechLee]

@@ryandavd oh really? I must've missed that. Didn't watch all his videos recently it looks like it just happened :D

[@kribjones]

who gonna tell them...

[@siabi971]

@@LeeLeechLee it's in the "fulfilling my childhood dream to be a magician" video when he had the mullet kzbin.info/www/bejne/pHfVkIeFo9GtjdU

[@laurenbollinger4144]

Kurtis: Ooh that would hurt so much ... That’s literally the worst thing that could ever happen. also Kurtis: These are my favorite tik toks, let’s watch

[@kaiford7752]

“Queef jerky” Jesus Christ I’m literally crying

[@dinodiego5615]

I was hoping so much to see the “make the dinosaurs meatier” / “make the dinosaurs meteor” girl bc that was gold

[@marieee5771]

ofc diego would like that one

[@starflower..]

and the tear in her eye?! i laugh so hard every time omfg

[@kandices]

That’s My favorite TikTok of all time.

[@bikewheeleater]

the meteor/meatier tik tok will haunt me forever . it is so good it will never leave me

[@imadinowithoutaname]

That ones my favorite

[@thomascampbell350]

I love the mullet. Never lose the mullet. The mullet is the only thing making me happy in the world

[@vile4315]

Yes

[@quinnsanneman8843]

when he doesn’t say “except for that one time” after the extra greeting😔

[@blueismylove3128]

He must have hoped we forgot.....but we will never forget.

[@kaidencupid6370]

I was waiting for it but it never came 😔

[@notafascist3171]

Sad

[@wow-dq9zj]

#cancelkurtisconner 😂

[@plant2188]

#kurtisconnerisoveragainparty

[@Derek-zz5kq]

Hey Kurtis, I just started watching your vids 2 weeks ago (and subscribed strictly for the extra greeting) and have been making my way through your channel. I just got to this one today and today's been pretty crappy, but the extra greeting actually cheered me up. So thanks for being awesome!

[@JohnnyJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyJohnny]

Teachers: "There are no dumb questions" Me: Asks a question Teachers: 11:36

[@JohnnyJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyJohnny]

@gay AF Yep he cut out something from the video

[@noraaaaa]

kurtis is the only straight white person with a mullet that I trust

[@ij5332]

Same here

[@Pokreal]

yes

[@ratedpending]

Now that I think about it, you're right.

[@dog6128]

This better get 2k likes or something this is a very good comment

[@MILOEBA]

the only two men i trust w mullets are kurtis conner and ty turner 💔

[@jackieattackie101]

The adult woman who couldn’t stop throwing up that yogurt stuff is literally a baby. That was a baby.

[@gagne6928]

I thought it was coffee creamer lmaoo

[@Hen998]

Yeah sorry after that you’ve lost adult privileges

[@mayo597]

@@gagne6928 i thought it was oj lol

[@sam-zf4yu]

I thought it was mayonnaise...

[@Lulu-el3yy]

Flashbacks to me having a 3 month old. She's literally a baby

[@grilledsleaze]

The cop one sent me 🪦 The cop fallin obviously but also the red hat guy poppin into frame twice and the cameras guys reactions, chefs kiss.

[@chalascholkowfsky6562]

Me: *sees that Kurtis posted a new video* Brain: *serotonin*

[@4evrmind]

✨ y e s ✨

[@hf6244]

Chala Scholkowfsky his videos make my mood 100 percent better

[@iwantsexseemyvideo2053]

Official

[@suditii]

Tbh

[@seren4066]

:’))))

[@beeasmr6235]

didn’t even come here to watch funny tiktoks, i came to watch kurtis laugh at the tik toks bc his laugh gives me serotonin

[@Smile-cg8st]

First reply in 550 likes

[@beeasmr6235]

@@Smile-cg8st haha

[@WastePlace]

Ooh ooh aH ah funny chemical word

[@mayalouwho2597]

literally, none of these were funny to me but the fact that Kurtis finds them so funny is what made me laugh

[@pleasehelp3319]

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who didn’t find the tiktoks that funny lol! Agreed tho Update: actually 6:17 was a little funny to me

[@fairlysleepy]

its not supposed to be funny, it's just bizarre and thats what makes kurtis likes it. cause hes a bizarre person

[@sexfuk2119]

WhAT they’re HILARIOUS 😆 😁 😆 😂 🤭

[@TrevanR8501]

I couldn't tell if it was a joke or not lmao

[@bustin9549]

You didn't even like CHEDDAR??

[@soph2571]

I love how nobody finds these tiktoks funny except for Kurtis, but we all appreciate that Kurtis does lol

[@dylanwebster2656]

2019 Kurtis: Haha TikTok cringe 2020 Kurtis:

[@lotsofoptimism]

if you can't beat em, join em

[@musicplayer7889]

But... weren’t we all like that at some point...

[@lakenpointer5029]

Guys: able to fit a 3 Liter in their pocket Girls: 👁️👄👁️

[@ok-lb6wq]

@@noname-ru8eq Our pockets are either two inches deep or fake

[@adettessubs444]

I made a skirt from guys pants I could fit so much in the pockets

[@OrbObserver]

We need the room to carry stuff because toxic masculinity would make us embarrassed to carry a bag.

[@brianbianchi8028]

@@OrbObserver what

[@PK-we6vk]

That's because you need skill to do it and we all know that girls have no skill in fitting a 3 liter bottle in a pocket.

[@helen.faunway]

6:33 sims when you cancel the conversation they're having

[@skibbidihazel]

HA.

[@potatosack7492]

Mine just keep talking and ignore me ;-;

[@stephaniewyche7812]

Facts

[@lolar108]

the doctor guy is actually a pretty funny dude, and that video was satire! kurtis would love him tbh

[@susannabargna300]

okay but just seeing kurtis and his mullet make my day 90% better

[@Equa11ysurl]

Same! I was having a bad day before now haha

[@catalinabaker]

me too

[@tunnelunderoceanblvd777]

i love how happy kurtis is by watching the most chaotic tik toks ever.

[@iwantsexseemyvideo3336]

Servo

[@addie9092]

the throwing up video made me legit cry it was so perfect like why was the person just filming and not laughing or helping and like why was she throwing up like a baby being burped

[@brandyc9645]

She wasn't throwing up. She had just drank and then started laughing so it came up.

[@alyssaswenson8905]

"poop for a job" will forever be stuck in my head

[@atara500]

kurits literally laughs at just people falling like this is 2016 fail compilation type humor lmao

[@juliat9211]

“Zach stop” is also part of an old and classic vine and there is zero chance Kurtis doesn’t know of it unless I am being pranked Edit: Dang 3.4K I’ll take it

[@notwerkinginthishouse8634]

@Kimberly Boensch I think Drew reacted to that vine and i love it I basically remembered the one " I'm a wh0re u idiot" 😂

[@big_sea]

yes

[@undetectablevirus8775]

i just changed it to 3.5K you’re welcome 😪

[@geradeinfallslos1493]

He still has vine humour

[@fetchinslides5427]

No one: Curtis’s doorknob... still: 🛑

[@Grace-px5ck]

Curtis?

[@wimcta]

I believe you mean, kUrtizzle

[@annabellaapean]

i think you mean cirtes***

[@brick3202]

i think you mean christ

[@franklinokra6996]

@@brick3202 honestly tho

[@jessrokikilroy]

Merch request: Shirt that says “I always double guess stuff” and just the plain ole word “sinquel”

[@beekinddd]

kurtis: kurtis town: youre lucky that im legally obligated to be nice to you

[@Nibletripsapdrawing]

best things in life winning the lottery meeting your soulmate getting a kurtis conner notification

[@halfblood9908]

Jeez what a loser

[@fluffycloudsandvelvetskies2813]

@@halfblood9908 lol what are you doing here then

[@lvxt5342]

HalfBlood 990 k dude

[@marthagodivala6726]

no honestly tho

[@Nibletripsapdrawing]

@@halfblood9908damn that hurt 😞. i got 150 likes on this comment in 20 mins. tell me when your comment hits that haha

[@karlaivonne8773]

i love how the “i hope you’re doing well” became a part of the extra greeting so he just started doing it all together. such a fine polite gentleman. in a couple of years we’ll get “i hope you’re doing well, that you’ve eaten, drank water and also have some rest; have a wonderful life, buddy!”

[@koellewis1470]

the spin move had me dying for hours

[@IAmCatElf]

I'm dead at everyone reacting to Dr Youn being like "this is the dumbest question I've ever heard" He's savage, we stan

[@gisellesalgado831]

I’m glad someone else here watches Dr. Youn 😂

[@amandarocha_]

He's so cool :(

[@hannaharthur7468]

Thank god another dr youn stan

[@iwantsexseemyvideo3336]

Clifton