Hoi4 But Portugal is in an Abusive Marriage

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[@randomintrovertedspider7510]

Imagine the history books trying to explain why the British decided to kick the Portuguese out of the Allies several times, the first of which actually being the reason the French fell

[@bytemosery4946]

If you don't mention it the future generations will not know that 😂

[@TVmantitan779]

​@@bytemosery4946 Portugal: If I let them

[@xavierthememelord]

Imagine oversimplified making a vid about this

[@randomintrovertedspider7510]

@@xavierthememelord I actually never thought about alternate history education youtubers making videos in their alt realities. Thinking about Oversimplified's alternate WW2 video is now making me laugh.. I can now imagine a History Matters video as well about this with the title "Why did Britain kick the Portuguese out of the Allies numerous times."

[@kaushlendrayadav7124]

​@@randomintrovertedspider7510I'm imagining french troops running with their hands in the air and German troops running in with guns Meanwhile history matters saying "And so they kicked Portugal, and France as always fell

[@Root3264]

"Our army: reorganized. Spain's bootyhole: unprepared." That one cracked me up, also unprepared

[@derekhemmings1693]

“A jewel is a jewel even if it’s covered in shit.” -Stayuki

[@haripadagangaram8326]

I feel you are indeed sick of us. else you would play as tanu tuva in veteran difficulty with max buffed soviet union and build the mongolian empire

[@justarandomchannel1319]

Lol

[@Crusade._1]

Yea lol

[@Tommuli_Haudankaivaja]

Hey, I'll go do that, thanks for the idea.

[@ottovonbismarck4194]

No bring back the Brazilian empire

[@69x95]

@@Tommuli_Haudankaivaja hows it going?

[@ProjectEkerTest33]

16:07 What Englishman wouldn't feel proud at having caused the French suffering?

[@irenaveksler1935]

Because the British just by themselves caused the French and Belgian and the most tragic Luxembourgian collapse

[@irenaveksler1935]

Also if it wasn’t for Portugal then the uk would have probably lost in this game or maybe defeat Germany in 1952

[@len6484]

Finally, my hardwork of asking for a Portugal video was a success. Ty so much staykuyi.

[@Jr-fn7oc]

The dedication payed off I guess

[@josepessoa9598]

For anyone that is curious, the Portuguese word for brother is “irmão”

[@Precto]

The UK kept booting you from the faction because you didn't sign the non-aggression pact they offered. Therefore, the AI still saw you as a potential threat.

[@TheCoyote808]

Unfortunately, this is not true. They purely assess based on the world tension you've generated and if they share a border with you.

[@scyobiempire4450]

@@TheCoyote808 aaand due to not signing a non aggression pact, they saw them as a threat *DUE* to the world tension and troops on/in their borders

[@SinfullyHera]

​@@scyobiempire4450Not how it works

[@nimbuslive]

Can’t sign NA pact when in faction, that happened bc they had already kicked Portugal out but they were still fighting a war on the same side. The Democratic AI purely judges it based on WT and if they are threatened by/aggressive towards the other nation(other ideologies are same but don’t care abt WT). That calculation does not take into account NA pacts.

[@matttheaveragegamer7376]

Portugal is that one guy watching his neighbor's house burn down

[@callumryan6228]

Ok this is freaky, a couple of hours ago i decided to play Hoi4, random country, got Portugal. I just finished and now having a break, jump onto youtube and see Stakuyi just upload a Portugal playthrough going the same path! 😂

[@BigScreamingBaby]

This can only mean one thing... You are Stakuyi

[@Jaguars_TD]

Omg fr? I had the same thing happen!

[@isaacm1929]

2:54 As a Brazilian, it's funny hearing the pronunciation of Getúlio...

[@juanon_industries7256]

ge tu lio vargas

[@texastwostepgaming]

The UK kicking you to screw over the French is the most British thing I have ever heard...

[@reverseflash8520]

Turns out the real villain was Churchill.

[@Guns_Blazin]

Paradox really need to fix the kick from faction for AI. Like they should not be able to do it at all during a war unless they do something like claim another faction members territory or something.

[@lupisvolk2420]

Their fix is to change the setting in the pre game menu to "no" kicking from faction

[@AxeltheKing1000]

@@lupisvolk2420 this.

[@CL3V3Rtrevor]

When I watch you play, I imagine major nation leaders talking to other nation leaders like they were a puppy or small child like you do.. and I chuckle.

[@lmss8351]

I'm a simple Portuguese person, i see someone playing as Portugal, i have to " Portugal Caralhooooooooo!!!..... "

[@prometheuslabs333]

'A jewel is a jewel, even if it's covered in shit' Nah. Brazil is more of gang warfare and cyberpunk 2077 memes

[@tottemmc3508]

"Jewel is still jewel... even if it's covered in shit" got me laughing hard (1:18)

[@That_Beatles_Guy]

When this man is sick, he is a terrifying military genius

[@TheScars666]

As a Portuguese person I appreciated the game play and absolutely loved the commentary great job on this one :D

[@Moloxer]

British bot is so accurate It's scary. Every step of the way it is something they would do

[@darkend1998]

Hahaha your reaction to the British, looks like the real life reaction of Portugal reciving the British Ultimatum after the Berlin Conferese beacause of rails. If you want even more madnes you shall see the Fifth Empire tree of Portugal were everyone becomes hostile to you and you cant form or join factions because of a little ideia (true real life ideia) that Portugal is the Fifth Great Universal Empire destined to Unite the World for God. And great is doing this, while doing the achievment Go Ahead, Macau My Day where you give Macau all of China.

[@BritishColonist]

played brazil for the achievement recently, Portugal did the monarchy thing and i basically took the entire Portuguese empire as brazil.

[@historynerd556]

Winston Churchill be like: Yo Portugal Portugal; Yeah, wassup my homie? Winston: We ain't homies no more. Portugal: Why? I litterally caused more German casualties than you! Winston: Lol, just 'cause.

[@ligmagameingxd9083]

"Spain is going to get volunteers for germay and Spain"- stakyui

[@kevincronk7981]

Comparing Brazil to India, as far as how important they were within the empire, Brazil wins handily. When at one point Portugal kinda lost Portugal, the government moved to Brazil. Then the king of Portugal made himself emperor of Brazil and not king of Portugal, and even when he got Portugal back he stayed in Brazil and Portugal was literally a colony of Brazil until they got super pissed about that and rebelled and forced him to come back to Portugal. But still, for a time, Portugal was literally a Brazilian colony. India, while by far the most important part of the British empire, never came close to that level.

[@quandovoceleroscomentarios5243]

You missed the meaning of "colony"

[@aaronjackson2066]

I dare you to keep up this playthrough and get Vengeance upon Britain for their crimes!

[@n.r.4579]

I think you should have made a faction called "Blackjack and Hookers" instead of joining the Allies every first month only to get kicked every second month Edit: if you ever play as an independent Raj, you should create a faction called "Blackjack and Hookahs"

[@demondj0220]

Portuguese translation of brother is irmão. But good job on the run. Can't wait for the next one

[@numbanumerooo]

I recently tried my hand at India and was super surprised at how powerful they could be for starting as a colony. I'd love to see you try them out! Love your content man, keep it up!

[@Hjalle_Gaming]

I have made and tested this strategy many times. You don’t need to take the worker conditions if you rush down to “restoration of the monarchy”

[@royalcinnamon]

I would love if paradox fixed the UK a bit so it doesn't kick ur ass from the allies

[@saoghail9769]

This entire video can be summed up as: Churchill's drunk again.

[@dionadair8195]

I just realized that HOI4 is basically playing as the shadow government.

[@CL3V3Rtrevor]

Hey I'm sick too bud! Hope you feel better. You should have more complete world domination with other countries, like France, if that's possible. Honestly I've never played HOI, only watched you play. I learn a lot of parallel universe history of what could have been. lul

[@beardedcanadian2190]

I can happily say that everytime I see one of your vidoes in my notifications, it puts a smile on my face. And maybe try something with South Africa?

[@Daniel-jk6ve]

Britain’s AI should post a video about you titled, “I have a creepy stalker! No, means no!” Love your work as always.

[@ryanminks7624]

I can't tell you how many of your videos I've watched over the past week and a half. Brilliant work man

[@matthewmadej304]

Always entertaining... keep up the great work

[@alexmaga9655]

Whatching portuguese troops fighting in Belgium/France gave me PTSD

[@cvc1939]

The relation between your monarchist and UK has no diference with the Portugal-UK relationship in real life.

[@charcoaltortoise]

Stakuyi sounds like the main character of a dystopia action movie

[@sordcooper2]

I cannot belive Winston Churchill stole ittally from Portugal, truly one of history's greatest abusive partners

[@Voxka8642]

“I jewel covered in shit is still a jewel”

[@partydude4226]

Oddly enough, the title is tight. It’s dumb how the ai was all flip flop on you. Hope you get well soon.

[@ryanreid3141]

Anyone else notice he wasted two Brazilian battleships during the Brazilian civil war since Brazil and Argentina both have 2 battleships and he didn't even take the fleet I always take the fleet even if it's just screening ships (edit) he also let the Spanish fleet go to waste that's another 2 battleships you don't have to wait 2 years for

[@roscuro1787]

Hopefully someone watches this and adds this bug (oh gawd I hope it doesn't become a feature) to the next patch.

[@lennartgamer2339]

Director Stakuyi To Churchill: We stand here amidst *my* achievement. Not yours!

[@archapmangcmg]

Let's be real: Sacrificing the French is a VERY British thing to do.

[@Mzerron]

I think the United Kingdom just forgot to take its medicine that round.

[@AxeltheKing1000]

So the have short memories lost this game?

[@TheNorseWolf]

What an interesting game. I would love to see more CK3 from you as well or Victoria 3.

[@chantelharris3268]

I fucking love you dude dont ever stop doing what you do love every minute of your content

[@NARKYCZ]

Stakuyi brother how can you make Portuguese colonial empire without coring its African colonies? After you do the Luso-Tropicalism you need to go to decisions and there you can integrate (core) Mozambique and Angola, also if you do the other focuses in the right path of the Colonial assimilation policy you will have core rubber, oil and more steel which will greatly improve your economy since you dont have to import the resources that much.

[@filipdudkiewicz8857]

Portugal also have East Timor and Gwinea

[@JamesWest1997]

good video today and hope you feel better man

[@Daniel_Jed]

Loving the videos!!

[@snowfox94]

I love watching these videos. So entertaining

[@th3grav3mak3rgaming8]

I feel you I got sick last week and I’m still trying to get over it

[@WMHealey]

We need a follow-up to this where you take on the British. Finally stand up to your bully!

[@terribleplayer2526]

The AI is so dumb they did the same thing to me as Austria Hungary they just kick you out the faction randomly then invite you later.

[@SoulKiller7Eternal]

Me watching: (sees 4th invite) STOP JOINING THE FUCKING ALLIES! Stakuyi: What am I doing wrong? Me: STOP ACCEPTING THE FUCKING INVITE!!!!!

[@SpartanScythe01]

I think Spiff was dashing around in the code for Britain this time around! 🤣

[@Mustang-wt1se]

Random thought. justifications against specific states should reduce surrender limit if taken or increase depending on ideology or if it belongs to a puppet

[@explosivtarknas1996]

Nobody expects the the Portuguese, Brazilian, and Spanish Inquisition.

[@hughmungus3822]

Anglo portugese relations summarized

[@TEGRULZ]

The AI of most nations needs a massive rework. But don’t tell Paradox that.

[@vageeshagunawardene9566]

You kicked me out from the faction FOR THE FOURTH TIME. The AI: bro what up dude wanna join so you can get kicked again

[@AxeltheKing1000]

The Ai do love to do a little bit of trolling

[@Batmans_Pet_Goldfish]

I recommend you guarantee Poland as soon as you can next time.

[@delanovanraalte3646]

Get well soon stakeyi

[@grahamparks1645]

Italian blood makes the best Marinara. The Portuguese will push the Italians into the sea in this game but you now have to save the Brits?

[@Wintrois]

6:28 I do believe those are Wyvern (the dragon that is on the Welsh flag)

[@Swissswoosher]

“A crown jewel is still a jewel, even though it’s covered in shit”- Stakuyi, 2022

[@TVmantitan779]

Portugal: WHY! France: BRITIAN CURSE YOU! UK: Hmm? Is that French pain? Good

[@lemonke4209]

Stakuyi: Spain will get volunteers from Germany and Spain Me: Hold up wait a minute something ain’t right. You said Spain will send volunteers to Spain how does that work? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@joseantonioparraayon3102]

Stakuyi, you promised us you will fight the French in Vic 3

[@rosscalverley]

@8:35 Italy you mean… Nationalist Spain receiving volunteers from Spain would be a bit odd. Minor niggle keep up the good work!

[@Rolf_A_Shepherd]

"Sick of you guys? Absolutely not" where's the abuse stakuyi? We're your fans we expect some toxicity and volatility here man

[@eliscerebralrecyclingbin7812]

Could you do an examination of the Bronze Age collapse and/or systems collapse (one of the theories of what caused the BAC). Add your favorite theory of what caused, as well. I watched the Extra History series on the topic and want to know more. Thanks!

[@nathanos42]

Hope you feel better

[@Skull35]

Maybe take Australia or New Zealand a spin and conquer the pacific?

[@callisto1556]

Good one I hope feel good soon

[@DASBIGUN]

stakuyi the allies kick from faction IF you have over 10% world tension from you.....they auto do it. Its a BAD mechanich.

[@DominykasAukselevicius]

Hey Stakuyi will you ever play as Lithuania and try to remake The Grand Dutchy of Lithuania its a pretty hard and fun challenge

[@DominykasAukselevicius]

@@75jd good for you

[@Cristian_Adejandro98]

He already did Lithuania no ???

[@DominykasAukselevicius]

@@Cristian_Adejandro98 yes he did do it 3 days after i asked

[@fastshock6569]

asking for Ck3 content round 5 , also love your videos man

[@mechanicalbadger8562]

I didn't know you played hoi4 until I saw a screen shot of it in the background of your "Where does Stakuyi come from?" I haven't clicked into your channel until now, ive only seen your youtube shorts. You should say something about your gaming videos so others know about them, I would have never checked your channel out if it weren't for that screenshot.

[@ckillianfrustie8211]

In fact, at this moment, only the territories in the north were cores of Nationalist Spain so taking the capital was useless, just take the initial nationalist territories

[@morenocorvini]

It happened to me once with Finland. It was really frustrating.

[@HenryPlays923]

What?

[@TheAMcW]

Restore the Swedish Empire!! :D

[@eagleowl833]

If anything a monarchist portugal should be britains number one ally so why does the ai try to get rid of them as much as possible!?

[@Tykus59]

Bro rizzed us up

[@wallybonejengles5595]

I usually join the bad guys long enough to get away grinding the UK and sniping Vichy. Then I go for Japan and try to take them out before Germany and Soviet Union fight. I let the Germans get deep into Moscow and mollywop the Axis from both ends with Naval invasions. I love to see how other people approach Portugal. It's very versatile.

[@Theophily]

Traditionalist empire from one of the underdogs? Very fun. Rebuild Roman Empire as Spain?

[@luisdoyer3260]

Do the Grand Republic of Colombia next!

[@jplegend98]

Can u do the no more appeasment route? Maybe set a few extra countires to facist to spice things uo.

[@hbbbhu3206]

Great video

[@tugagamerxd1506]

PORTUGAL CARALHOOOOOO SOMOS OS MELHORES EHEHEHEHEH

[@spartafragge6346]

Portugal é simplesmente um fénix a espera de renascer das cinzas só precisa de um empurrão 😄

[@ethxntgg1971]

the E in Duarte isn't pronounced for future reference.

[@vanaheimstories7530]

UK not sure if they want to be friends with Portugal or not

[@theubiquitouspotato]

Well that a lot of presidents but the UK is on its third in six months so we've got a shot.

[@matheusfiorelli8829]

you should make an "Bad Endind: the Whole World is now Brazil" :V